1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:06,799 All right, Jeffords, what's this meeting all about? 2 00:00:06,841 --> 00:00:08,175 I've got a full workload today. 3 00:00:08,216 --> 00:00:09,343 I didn't call it. I thought you did. 4 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:10,594 What? I did no such thing. 5 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:11,720 So if neither of you called it, 6 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:13,012 then who did? 7 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:14,682 - Gina. Right. - That makes sense. 8 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:16,099 Oh! 9 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:18,644 [techno dance music playing] 10 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,061 [grunts, pants] 11 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,147 [Gina] Oh, Sheila, that was awesome. 12 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:23,649 OK, just stay here. 13 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:24,775 Wow, can't believe 14 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:26,568 I executed that to perfection. 15 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:29,279 - That was amazing. - Gina, what's this all about? 16 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:31,323 I wanted to make one final grand entrance. 17 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:32,658 Final? What do you mean? 18 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,702 I've decided to leave the Nine-Nine. 19 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:35,953 Which is why... 20 00:00:35,995 --> 00:00:37,078 [whistle blows] 21 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,497 [classical music playing] 22 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,165 Oh, OK. 23 00:00:43,669 --> 00:00:46,588 I'm handing in my two weeks' notice. 24 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:49,048 I don't understand. What are you gonna do? 25 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:50,467 I'm not sure, but Jake convinced me 26 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:52,344 it was time to start a new chapter. 27 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:56,223 It was time to spread my wings and fly. 28 00:00:56,264 --> 00:00:58,642 [whispering] I'm an angel. 29 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:00,686 - I'm an angel. - This is crazy. 30 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:02,437 I can't imagine the Nine-Nine without you. 31 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,481 Don't worry. I have a parting gift for all of you. 32 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:07,108 I printed "Time for Gina's Opinion" hoodies 33 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,527 for you with your names on them. 34 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,612 - Oh, there you go. - Oh, that's fun. 35 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:12,197 So like "Time for Jake's Opinion"? 36 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:13,448 What are you, insane? No. 37 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:15,158 It says "Time for Gina's Opinion" 38 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,577 in large text on the back 39 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:18,119 and then your names are stitched 40 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:19,705 - really tiny on the front. - Ah. 41 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,498 I had to guess at some of the spellings. 42 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:23,291 - Arnie? - But that's not all. 43 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,126 Over the next two weeks, I will be leaving 44 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:27,713 each of you with a signature Gina Moment, 45 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:30,298 something so shocking that it will stay with you 46 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,926 for the rest of your lives, 47 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:34,762 much like this interpretive dance piece, 48 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:37,890 entitled, "The Linexit." 49 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:40,475 This dance will be performed in four movements, 50 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:43,854 each one expressing one aspect of my personality. 51 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:48,108 [somber music playing] 52 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,417 Oh. 53 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,420 [music clicks off] 54 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,089 Awesome. Was that the first movement? 55 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,299 What? Are you crazy? No. That's the warm-up. 56 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:14,885 - Each movement is 45 minutes. - Oh, damn. 57 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:16,053 Hit it! 58 00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:19,306 [theme music playing] 59 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:40,494 Hey, Craptain, you ready to get curb stomped? 60 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:41,787 - What? - At chess. 61 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:42,830 {\an8}We have a weekly match. 62 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,081 {\an8}I'm teaching Gina to play. 63 00:02:44,123 --> 00:02:45,499 {\an8}And she, in turn, is teaching me 64 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,793 {\an8}to trash talk. The hospital called. 65 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,419 {\an8}Your test results came back positive. 66 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,421 {\an8}You're a stage five dumbass. 67 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:52,923 {\an8}Oh! You have come so far. 68 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:54,341 {\an8}- You any good, Gina? - The best. 69 00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:55,425 {\an8}She struggles. We've been playing 70 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:56,551 {\an8}for four years now 71 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,053 {\an8}and she has yet to defeat me. 72 00:02:58,095 --> 00:02:59,554 {\an8}Well, good luck. I'm rooting for you, Gina. 73 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:00,889 {\an8}You would take the losers side, 74 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:02,975 {\an8}Jeffords, you bitch. 75 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:04,392 {\an8}- Trash talk. - OK. 76 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:05,686 {\an8}I don't like this. I'm gonna go. 77 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:07,771 {\an8}Really good, sir. Really good. 78 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:10,732 {\an8}I don't know why you're so confident you'll win. 79 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:13,443 {\an8}You still don't even know the names of all the pieces. 80 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,194 {\an8}- You dumbass. - Nice. 81 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:18,032 {\an8}But I do know the names. I've simply rebranded them. 82 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:20,534 {\an8}My queen is Rihanna. My king is Beyoncé. 83 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:23,244 {\an8}And this little guy is Kevin. 84 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:26,247 {\an8}Would you be willing to murder Kevin, the love of your life? 85 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:28,125 {\an8}Yes. Chess Kevin means nothing to me. 86 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:29,710 {\an8}Gina, have you thought this through? 87 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,128 {\an8}Have you considered 88 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:32,671 {\an8}the ramifications of what you're doing? 89 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,756 {\an8}Yeah, I mean, I named this guy Hitchcock 90 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:36,133 {\an8}and now I kind of want him off the board. 91 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:37,425 {\an8}I was talking about your decision 92 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:38,802 {\an8}to leave the Nine-Nine. 93 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:40,512 {\an8}Although I understand your confusion. 94 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,639 {\an8}There are many parallels between the game of chess 95 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,432 {\an8}- and the game of life. - Not really. 96 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:46,810 {\an8}They're just a bunch of pieces of wood on a placemat. 97 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:49,646 {\an8}In chess, every move has consequences, 98 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:52,482 {\an8}some of which won't reveal themselves until too late. 99 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:55,485 {\an8}Even a small, seemingly insignificant decision 100 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:57,779 {\an8}can change the course of the entire game. 101 00:03:57,821 --> 00:04:00,115 {\an8}I feel like you're worried I haven't considered 102 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:02,826 {\an8}the consequences of quitting, but I have. 103 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:04,995 {\an8}I know you feel you could be doing more with your life, 104 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:07,288 {\an8}but you're leaving the Nine-Nine without a clear plan. 105 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,041 {\an8}- It's reckless. - What you don't get, 106 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:12,211 {\an8}but the greats do is that in order to be successful, 107 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,421 {\an8}sometimes you gotta be reckless. 108 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:15,714 {\an8}Boom. 109 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,216 {\an8}- Checkmate. - All right, all right. 110 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,633 {\an8}- I see you. - It was a good game though, 111 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:19,927 {\an8}- for a dumbass. - OK, you're kinda 112 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,178 {\an8}overusing that one. 113 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:22,512 {\an8}Maybe switch it up a little bit. 114 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,431 {\an8}Oh, good note. You dick. 115 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:27,684 {\an8}That landed good. All right, re-rack. Let's play again. 116 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:29,853 {\an8}Mkay, my move? 117 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:31,063 {\an8}Ah, whites go first. 118 00:04:31,105 --> 00:04:32,439 {\an8}Oh, chess really is like life. 119 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,481 {\an8}Commentary. 120 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:35,234 {\an8}The game you love is racist 121 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,111 {\an8}- and you're complicit. - So what's your plan? 122 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:39,404 {\an8}Not with chess, with your life moving forward. 123 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,156 {\an8}I mean, I could do basically anything. 124 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:43,825 {\an8}I could come up with a new form of cryptocurrency 125 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,869 {\an8}called GinaCoin, make millions. 126 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:48,872 {\an8}Could write a YA novel about literally anything, 127 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,165 {\an8}I think, and make millions. 128 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:51,917 {\an8}I could discover a new type 129 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,877 {\an8}of melon, make millions. 130 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:55,754 {\an8}I'm not saying your dreams are unattainable. 131 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,589 {\an8}But you can pursue them while you're still 132 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:58,966 {\an8}gainfully employed here at the Nine-Nine. 133 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:00,508 {\an8}What's the rush to turn your back 134 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,094 {\an8}- on stability and a paycheck? - [sighs] 135 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:03,804 {\an8}I don't want stability and a paycheck. 136 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,013 {\an8}I wanna take a risk. 137 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,975 Quote, "A bird can never learn to fly 138 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,935 if it doesn't leave the nest." 139 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:12,020 End quote. Gina Linetti, right now. 140 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:14,314 Quote, "The bird that leaves the nest too soon 141 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:16,817 plummets to its death on the concrete below." 142 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:19,486 Captain Raymond Holt, immediately afterwards. 143 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:21,029 Nothing bad ever happens to me. 144 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,990 I have a crystal in my pocket at all times. 145 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:24,908 What about when you got hit by that bus? 146 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:26,868 That bus was going 60 miles per hour 147 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,913 and here I sit before you completely fine. 148 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:31,873 And you wanna say crystals don't work? 149 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:33,500 Gina, I'm serious. 150 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:36,044 What if you get sick? Healthcare is expensive. 151 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:37,963 What if something happens to your daughter? 152 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,549 - Checkmate. - Did you just delay 153 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,010 that victory by a few moves 154 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,303 to punctuate your point? 155 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:46,096 - I did. - Barf. Rack 'em. 156 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,556 OK, Captain, you made some good points. 157 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,100 I mean, I get what you're saying 158 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:52,269 about the healthcare situation. 159 00:05:52,311 --> 00:05:53,394 Checkmate. 160 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,230 [bleep]. 161 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:57,065 I believe that you're smart enough 162 00:05:57,107 --> 00:06:00,068 and talented enough to do anything you want. 163 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:02,321 but you have to have a plan. 164 00:06:02,361 --> 00:06:04,198 Mm. Interesting. 165 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:05,907 Let me ask you something, sir. 166 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:08,327 Did you always have a plan for everything you ever did? 167 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:09,911 You always thought out every choice you ever made? 168 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:11,246 Yes. By the time I was ten, 169 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:12,622 I had mapped out my entire life. 170 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,291 I knew I wanted to go to the Academy. 171 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:15,834 I knew I wanted to become a detective. 172 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,211 - And you did it. - Then move on to sergeant. 173 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:18,753 - And you got it. - Next, Lieutenant. 174 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:20,588 - Nailed it. - And then, finally, Captain. 175 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:22,007 Wow. I'm convinced. 176 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,467 I think I should reconsider my decision. 177 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:25,760 Uh, we're not done with the game. 178 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,304 I know. I just wanted to stand 179 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:30,182 so I could turn slowly and say... 180 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:33,101 But wasn't there another step 181 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,686 in the Holt life plan? 182 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,646 Gosh, what was it? What came after captain? 183 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:39,398 I can't seem to remember for dramatic effect. 184 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,818 I wanted to be commissioner. 185 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,862 - [whispers] Gina Moment. - I get your point. 186 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,156 Even the best laid plans sometimes don't work out. 187 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:47,615 They sure don't. And now it's time 188 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,076 for Gina's closing thoughts. 189 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,036 Just because you wanna do something 190 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,704 doesn't mean you get to do it. 191 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:56,375 Life is chaos, success is completely arbitrary, 192 00:06:56,415 --> 00:06:58,710 and confidence is everything. 193 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:02,130 I was just worried. 194 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:05,259 But I guess after working with you for five years, 195 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:06,885 I should've realized... 196 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,264 - You know what you're doing. - Thanks, Captain. 197 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,683 Have you thought this through? 198 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:16,270 Not at all. And yet... 199 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:17,854 - Checkmate. - That was completely illegal. 200 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,398 That's not at all how the queen moves. 201 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,941 That's how this queen moves. Checkmate. 202 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:22,525 It's against the rules of chess. 203 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,527 Well, Gina Linetti done reinvented the game. 204 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,571 Uh, I'm supporting your overall career decision, 205 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,031 I'm on board, but you can't assign-- 206 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:30,284 [tutting] I won both things. 207 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:31,993 Chess and the argument. 208 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:34,955 This little birdie, she gotta fly the coop. 209 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:37,665 I'm taking this with me as a little remembrance, sir. 210 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:41,795 Ca-caw! Ca-caw! Ca-caw! 211 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,133 Hey. What are you two up to? 212 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:47,550 Eh, I'm on my phone 213 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,594 and Rosa's just sitting there silently. 214 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,721 - The yewzh. - Well, I was thinking 215 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:53,765 we could have a ladies lunch today. 216 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,143 Amy, I wish I could do lunch today, 217 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,894 but I'm currently out of town. 218 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,939 Oh, come on. I wanna hang out one last time before you-- 219 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,441 [voice breaks] before you leave us. 220 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,192 You're really special, Gina, 221 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:05,568 and even though-- 222 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,862 I'm sorry. I just get so emotional 223 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:09,656 about these things, you know? 224 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:11,116 I wish I could be more like Rosa. 225 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,742 Huh? I got bored. What's going on? 226 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,328 See? She doesn't even give a damn. 227 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:15,787 I wish I could do that. 228 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,497 Then I would cry less at the bank. 229 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:19,249 It's just there's this one poster 230 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:22,127 of this older Asian man opening up a savings account 231 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,045 - for his grandson. - OK. 232 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,797 All right, here's what's gonna happen. 233 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,716 Amy Santiago, as my parting gift to you, 234 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,260 before I leave your life forever-- 235 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:32,053 We'll still see each other outside of work. 236 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:33,763 Before I leave your life forever, I'm gonna fix you. 237 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:35,556 I'm gonna teach you how to be more cool 238 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,934 - and detached like me and Rosa. - What's going on? 239 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:39,894 But we could still go to lunch, right? 240 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,314 I mean-- or not. 241 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:43,982 - Whatevs. - Decent start. 242 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,859 Yeah, sure, I mean, we'll go to lunch with you. 243 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,278 - Why not? - OK, OK, cool. 244 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,864 Just before we go, I'm gonna go to go the bathroom for a bit. 245 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:52,324 Not to cry about you leaving. 246 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:54,993 But just to take a huge dump. 247 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,829 So if you hear any crying from the bathroom... 248 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,290 [forced laugh] Not about you. 249 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:01,666 It's the dump. 250 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,001 [voice cracks] OK? 251 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,711 Gina, since you're leaving, 252 00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:06,421 I'd like to make a toast. 253 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:07,922 [sighs] Bye. 254 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,257 Oh, my God. That was perfect. 255 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:10,591 - [Rosa] Mm. - [Amy] So nice. 256 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:11,759 Gina, I got a little 257 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,512 going away present for you. 258 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,972 Don't worry. It's nothing big. 259 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:16,973 [thuds] 260 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,392 Oh, my goodness. Wow. 261 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,018 You once said if you ever die, 262 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,396 you wanted someone to turn your tweets into a book, 263 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:24,189 so that's what I did. 264 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:27,108 Oh, my God. I said so many witty things so fast. 265 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:28,527 Yeah. 266 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,861 Amy, I don't know what to say. 267 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,612 - This is horrifying. - What? 268 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:33,198 This is way worse than crying. 269 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,949 I mean, you put so much work into this. 270 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:37,577 I'm completely uncomfortable. It makes me... 271 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:39,204 Kinda makes me sick. 272 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,789 Amy, there's something I want you to do right now. 273 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:44,418 - Burn the book I made you? - Yes. 274 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:46,836 It's the only way to cleanse your childish sentimentality 275 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:49,923 and become the true you, the one that's really Rosa. 276 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:51,841 OK. 277 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,009 Sure. 278 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,261 I mean, it does include 279 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,221 a very personal forward I wrote 280 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,973 and $75 of my best archival glue, 281 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:01,268 but...yeah, this feels good. 282 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:04,020 Hey. Never seen you burning stuff at the bum barrel before. 283 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:05,522 Right on. 284 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:07,524 - What was in there, Hitchcock? - Eh, eh, eh. 285 00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:09,067 First rule of the bum barrel: 286 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,027 never ask somebody what they're burning. 287 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:12,946 Well, OK then. 288 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,322 All right, Amy, it's time. 289 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,324 Put the book in the barrel. Let's go. 290 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,536 No! I can't do it. 291 00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:21,704 What? I thought you wanted us to change you. 292 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,790 I thought I did too, but I don't. 293 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:27,502 I like having emotions, OK? This is who I am. 294 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:29,921 You're leaving, and that's a really big change 295 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,799 and I'm gonna cry about it a lot, OK? 296 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,008 And there it is. 297 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,885 Another flawless Gina Moment. 298 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,262 What? What's going on? 299 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,139 Amy, the lesson I wanted to leave you with 300 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,015 is to just be yourself. 301 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,976 If you want to cry like an idiot 302 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,769 for hours on end, just do it. 303 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,313 You wanna make a big old ugly book 304 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,815 full of all my brilliant thoughts, do it. 305 00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:50,233 Do you! 306 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:53,320 [cries] Thanks, Gina. 307 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,825 [choked up] Oh, wow. 308 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,327 That was really, really sweet. 309 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:03,622 Oh, dip! I got Rosa to feel her feelings too? 310 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,999 Inadvertent Gina Moment. Two for one. 311 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,959 - [sniffles] - Come in, my babies. 312 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,419 Come in. 313 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:10,837 Sorry to interrupt, ladies, but you might 314 00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:12,172 want to take a couple of steps back. 315 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,215 This is not going to smell good. 316 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:15,550 - Un-hug! Un-hug! - Ugh! 317 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,514 Hey, does anyone have a contact at Ellis Island? 318 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:21,556 Ellis Island? 319 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:22,723 What's going on? 320 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,058 I'm trying to secure a cool venue 321 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,393 for Gina's going away party, Gina-rama. 322 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,103 Oh, that invitation said "Geena-rama" 323 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,855 not "Gyna-rama." 324 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:30,524 I thought it was weird they'd move Gyna-rama from Tampa. 325 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,108 It's really a warm weather event. 326 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,361 Wait, I'm confused. Did the Met fall through? 327 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,321 That place is stuffy and lame. 328 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,905 And also, it's $12 million. 329 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,783 But the point is, I decided. It was my call. 330 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,036 Just have it at Shaw's. It doesn't have to be splashy. 331 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:44,496 It's a party for Gina. 332 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:45,997 It absolutely has to be splashy, Terrence. 333 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,374 [Gina] Terrence, would you jump into 334 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,749 a pool without water? 335 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,335 No, the splash is what keeps you alive. 336 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,337 - Splash is life. - I know what you need. 337 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,464 An insane devil stick performance. 338 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,633 I have a brand-new routine that is steamy. 339 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,092 Boyle, we're looking for splashy, not steamy, 340 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,511 - but thank you. - Well, steam is what 341 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,012 you get when you add splash to fire. 342 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,597 And we will not keep you in mind. 343 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,098 Hey, that reminds me, Gina, we still haven't 344 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,850 secured a celebrity guest for the party. 345 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,268 How would you feel about the guy who shot that video 346 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,853 of that rat smoking a vape pen? 347 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,480 - Can we get the rat? - Pretty sure the rat 348 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:11,939 is just a big ball of tumors at this point. 349 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,316 Is that the vibe you're going for? 350 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,693 - Maybe. - If you want a celebrity, 351 00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:17,028 I met Leroy Pipe at Gyna-rama '08. 352 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,322 I have a buddy who works in private security. 353 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,990 They do protection for tons of big names. 354 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:22,325 He'll know who's in town. 355 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,452 Fantastic. Please call him right now. 356 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:28,248 No need. Leroy Pipe is in! All he needs is bail money. 357 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,083 Great. But also, Terry, you still call your guy. 358 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,502 - Gotcha. - Gina, big news. 359 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:33,836 Terry's friend got back to us 360 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,338 and he says they're doing security 361 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,298 for Bayside High's number one wrestler: 362 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,383 A.C. Slater. 363 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,051 That's right, Mario Lopez. 364 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,262 Oh, my God. I had such a big crush on him. 365 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,681 Yeah, we all had a big crush on A.C. Slater. 366 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:46,849 Get in line! [laughs] 367 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,435 I'll be cooler when we meet him. 368 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,019 - I should hope so. - Anyways, he's hanging out 369 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,438 at the Manhattan Club right now. 370 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,606 We can go there and try and talk to him. 371 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,023 Jake, you can't just walk 372 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,317 into the Manhattan Club. It's very exclusive. 373 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,403 Like, how exclusive are we talking here, jeans? No jeans? 374 00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,778 - More. - No poor people of any kind 375 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,030 no matter how well they hide it? 376 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,240 - More. - Just a tiny slice 377 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,324 - of the super rich? - More. 378 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,743 Is it all Illuminati? 379 00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:05,993 Is it just a whole room full of lizards? 380 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,370 - Bingo. - Well, then I guess 381 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,205 we'll have to transform ourselves. 382 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,789 Into the uber wealthy. 383 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:14,127 [dynamic music playing] 384 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:20,133 [♪♪♪] 385 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,927 [slo-mo exclamation] 386 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,638 Charles! Turn that music off. 387 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,055 Oh, sorry. I was just practicing 388 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,724 in case you guys change your mind. 389 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:30,184 OK, we're about to walk into the land of money. 390 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:33,020 Remember, all rich people are monsters, so unleash the beast. 391 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,481 Got it. 392 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,065 Open it! 393 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,735 Good afternoon. May I help you? 394 00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:39,902 We're here all the time. 395 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,404 Get familiar with these faces, 396 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,072 or get familiar with the unemployment line. 397 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:45,408 I'm so sorry, but I have to check you in. 398 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,785 I need a member number. 399 00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:49,370 I don't have my member number with me. 400 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,830 It's too bad you can't just use my AmEx black card. 401 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,291 Oh, that's great. We can use that. 402 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,875 You can? Well. 403 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,835 You think I carry around my own wallet? 404 00:13:56,877 --> 00:14:00,423 [exaggerated laughter] 405 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,425 I'm sorry, sir. If you could just give me a name, 406 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:03,551 that would be great. 407 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:04,969 [Gina] I'll give you a name: 408 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,596 Pamplemouse La Croix. 409 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,222 I'm so sorry, Ms. La Croix, 410 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,265 you're not in the system. 411 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,475 This is ridiculous. 412 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,726 You know what? 413 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,561 Call Daddy. Daddy'll get us in. 414 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,523 Daddy, the man won't let us into the club. 415 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,567 - Oh, ho, ho. - Yes, Daddy. No, Daddy, no. 416 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,820 - Daddy wants to speak with you. - Gladly. 417 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,864 Hello, Daddy? Yes, Daddy. No, Daddy. 418 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,032 Daddy! 419 00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,742 Oh, well, good question, Daddy. 420 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,994 Daddy wants to get this young man fired. 421 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,579 What is your first and last name? 422 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,790 [scoffs] Uh.. 423 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:36,042 You know what, forget about it. You can just go on up. 424 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:39,045 Fantastic. Everything's well, Daddy. 425 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:41,339 We're heading in, Daddy. 426 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,132 Gina, the bathrooms here are amazing. 427 00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,843 I just peed on gold. I peed on gold! 428 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,511 That's so dope, but we don't have time. 429 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,346 Mario Lopez is right there in the VIP. 430 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,848 So, how do we get him to come to your party? 431 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,140 - Say we're his biggest fans? - No, Jake. 432 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,975 Celebrities despise their fans. 433 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,644 You get into entertainment to be removed 434 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,479 - from general society. - Oh, OK. 435 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,272 - So what do we say? - Well, whilst stars 436 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,191 hate people, they love animals. 437 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,276 'Cause animals have bad bodies so they're no competition. 438 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,362 OK, so we say the party is for monkeys. 439 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,614 - Monkeys with malaria. - Malnourished malaria monkeys. 440 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,282 God, it's ridiculous how good we are at this. 441 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,159 - Let's go in. - Wait, I don't think 442 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,703 there's any way we're getting past those security guards. 443 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,037 We need a distraction. Ooh, how about this. 444 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,372 I'll sprint past them, 445 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,373 and whilst they're chasing after me, 446 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,041 you sneak into the VIP. 447 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,335 Wow, we said "whilst" twice in this conversation. 448 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,295 I know, this place is really rubbing off on us. 449 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:24,507 [both chortle] 450 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:28,803 Heads up! Catch me if you-- Did! You immediately did! 451 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:32,515 Stop it! I'm telling Daddy! Daddy! 452 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,643 Ow. Ow. Ow. 453 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:36,977 - Hey. - Hey, homey. You OK? 454 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,396 Yeah, I'm totally fine. 455 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,606 It really wasn't that bad of a beating. 456 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,065 I don't know why I'm lying. 457 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,567 You were there. You held me as I wept. 458 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,110 Anyways, sorry that Gina-rama has been 459 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,445 a little basic so far, 460 00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,071 but all of that is about to change. 461 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,282 Because guess who just pulled up outside? 462 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:54,871 - He came? - [together] A.C. Sla-t-er! 463 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,623 - Yes, dude! - [groans] 464 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:57,998 I'm sorry! 465 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,585 [Jake] Everyone, be cool! He's here! 466 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:04,547 Hey, is this the hungry monkey thing? 467 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,633 It sure is, A.C. Slater! I'm so sorry, Mr. Lopez. 468 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,676 I know you're not actually the very iconic character 469 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,303 - that you played. - You sure about that, preppy? 470 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,179 [exhales] This is the best moment of my life. 471 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,348 So what's up? Can I, uh, come in and get a drink? 472 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,726 Mm, actually, I'm sorry, the venue's at capacity. 473 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,561 There's just too many people inside. 474 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:19,854 - What? - Wait, I was told 475 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,355 that this event depended on me. 476 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,232 You just begged me, like, an hour ago. 477 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,025 And now I'm begging you to stop embarrassing yourself 478 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,444 'cause it's not a good shade on you. 479 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,154 Are you really not gonna let me in? 480 00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,781 There's nothing I can do, I'm sor-- Hey, Scully. 481 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,533 Hi, Gina. I brought my own pigs in a blanket! 482 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,160 - Dope. - Who's that guy? 483 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:36,496 - Scully. - [Gina] Mario, you gotta calm down. 484 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,498 And you gotta walk away. It's over. 485 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,208 [no audible dialogue] 486 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,836 Hey, Gina! 487 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,754 What are you doing? We had A.C. Slater right there 488 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,088 - and you turned him away? - And that, Jake, 489 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,632 was your Gina Moment. 490 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,176 What? But that sucked. Why was mine a bad one? 491 00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:52,178 Because Jake, I wanted you to understand 492 00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,973 I don't need a celebrity or some crazy venue 493 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,474 or a huge good-bye party. 494 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,100 This is what I wanted. 495 00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,812 Just to hang with my friends and have a few drinks 496 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,731 and laugh at Charles with his devil sticks 497 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,525 until he makes eye contact-- 498 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,109 You're killing it, bud. 499 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,612 You guys are all the splash that I need. 500 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,239 Oh, man. 501 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,992 - Gina. - Mm-hmm. 502 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,994 - You big cheese ball. - I know. 503 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,246 Plus, it's so cool that I got to turn a celebrity 504 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:22,124 away from my party. That was kinda my Gina Moment for me. 505 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,417 I've always wanted to do that. 506 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,169 - Right. Right. - [Mario] Hey, um... 507 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,547 It's raining outside. Is it cool if I just wait here 508 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,716 - until my car comes? - Get out of here, Slater! 509 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,592 Get out! Yeah? 510 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,386 - Yeah! - [grunts] 511 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,682 I can't believe Gina's gone. 512 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:38,892 Me neither. 513 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,393 Hey, did you get a Gina Moment? 514 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,895 She said she was giving one to everyone, 515 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,270 - but I didn't get mine. - 'Sup, losers. 516 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,981 Oh! What are you doing here, Gina? 517 00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,441 Are you back? Did my begging change your mind? 518 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,652 Nah, dog. I'm just tying up some loose ends. 519 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,154 - Gina, why are you still here? - Jeez. What's the big deal? 520 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,323 It's just you made us all toasts at Gina-rama 521 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,868 and say tearful goodbyes, but now you're still here. 522 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,661 I'm not back. I'm just cleaning out my desk 523 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:01,915 And I have some stuff I wanted to give to you guys. 524 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,584 Charles, weirdly, you're kind of the person 525 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,460 I'm the closest to here. Don't say why. 526 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,087 Because I was your brother and your lover? 527 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,964 Sorry, I can't control my tongue around you. 528 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,340 All right, well, here. 529 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,384 The Boyle family mother dough starter! 530 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,135 I'll think of you every time I handle her. 531 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,179 Oh, man. You know, I never really understood 532 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,181 the logic behind the two of us. 533 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,183 But I love you and I'm gonna miss you. 534 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,352 - I'm gonna miss you too, Gina. - You're getting cold feet. 535 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,271 I mean, why haven't you cleaned out your desk 536 00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:28,274 - over your last two weeks? - Because, Terry, I was busy 537 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:31,360 giving each and every one of you a beautiful GM. 538 00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:34,321 - Well, not all of us. - Oh, Terry, that reminds me. 539 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,323 Rosa, do you want this plant? 540 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,158 - Yeah. I mess with orchids. - Great. 541 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,244 Well, that about wraps up everything I meant to do. 542 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,746 Come on. 543 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,415 I wonder if Holt's gonna hire a new assistant. 544 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,333 Well, he can't hire someone permanent right away. 545 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,335 He needs a rebound assistant first. 546 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,504 It's gonna be so weird seeing someone at Gina's-- 547 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,548 Oh. She's still here. 548 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,508 - Gina, what's going on? - [Terry] Cold feet. 549 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,594 - She's never going to leave. - No, I wanted to make sure 550 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,013 Holt was familiar with my filing system. 551 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,681 I didn't want to leave him in the dark. 552 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:02,016 There are no dividers. 553 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,018 It's just a big pile of loose papers. 554 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,519 OK, yeah, you get it. 555 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,187 I'll stick around the rest of the day 556 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,230 in case you have any questions. 557 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,523 {\an8}Never gonna leave! 558 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,567 {\an8}She's definitely still gonna be here. 559 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,861 No way. She's gone. Hah! Look! 560 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,279 Her desk, I told you, it's empty. 561 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,156 She's right over there burning stuff. 562 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:20,034 I'm just sage-ing. Trying to clear this place of my energy. 563 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,661 - Why? - Cold feet. 564 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,246 No. No one's paying me for my vibes anymore. 565 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:25,873 I'm not trying to give 'em away for free. 566 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,792 Oh, my God. I know what's going on. 567 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,418 Gina, you're having second thoughts. 568 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,878 You have cold feet. I figured it out! 569 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,463 Jake for the win. There you go. 570 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,256 - Come on, man! - I never have second thoughts. 571 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:37,051 That's the luxury of having great first thoughts. 572 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,803 Gina, it's OK. You're scared. 573 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,304 Tare-bear, I love you, but don't try 574 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,472 - and hop on my thing, OK? - But for real. 575 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,932 {\an8}I'm not scared. 576 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,727 Hey, guys. You were right. 577 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,896 I'm scared as hell. Anyway. 578 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:51,565 - I'm here all day. - Huh. 579 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:54,276 {\an8}All right. I think we need to all get on the same page 580 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,862 for what do to about this Gina situation. 581 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,363 Well, we should tell her we believe in her. 582 00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:58,906 - Good point, Charles. - [Ray] And we all know 583 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,324 she'll succeed at whatever she tries. 584 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,201 I feel like this is all my fault. 585 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,537 She's staying for me. She just can't let go. 586 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:05,872 Hitchcock, you don't have to contribute. 587 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,206 All right, guys, let's get in there 588 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,666 and support the hell out of Gina. 589 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,919 What is that? 590 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,046 It's a statue of her. 591 00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:14,213 Texting on her phone. 592 00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:16,716 Guys, look, there's a note. 593 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,176 Hello, Nine-Nine. 594 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,427 I just wanted to thank you guys. 595 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,971 I was so nervous to move on, 596 00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,931 and I even started to doubt myself, 597 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,432 which is crazy. 598 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,894 And your kind words really helped me, 599 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,563 - Aww. - especially yours, Terry. 600 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,148 Psych! [laughs] 601 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,483 Did he fall f-- Terry, did you fall for it? 602 00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:37,111 Anyway, Terry, that's your Gina Moment. 603 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,363 Seriously? I've known her for seven years. 604 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:42,241 JK again. I'm really gonna miss you, Sarge. 605 00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,826 I signed you up for an international 606 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,244 yogurt of the month club. 607 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,329 Austria is in the fridge right now. 608 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,498 Terry's never had Austrian yogurt before. 609 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,125 Terry had the best moment of all. 610 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,044 Anyway, I didn't doubt myself for one second. 611 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:55,129 And I'm more confident now than I've ever been. 612 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,924 {\an8}I was only stalling because there was a shipping delay 613 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,051 {\an8}- Ah, that makes sense. - with my golden statue. 614 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,344 {\an8}And even though she looks like she has wet hair 615 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,139 {\an8}and just combed through a deep conditioning treatment, 616 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,266 {\an8}and even though her jeans look cheap 617 00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:09,476 {\an8}and even though she has sausage fingers, 618 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,354 {\an8}I hope it reminds you of me, and I'm gonna miss you. 619 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:15,441 {\an8}I'll hold now for a five minute applause break. 620 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,527 {\an8}Do it! Please. 621 00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,196 {\an8}[scattered applause] 622 00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:23,032 {\an8}Thank you, thank you. Thank you. 623 00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,324 {\an8}This feels right. 624 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,367 {\an8}I love you guys. 625 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,786 {\an8}Fremulon. 626 00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:28,996 {\an8}Not a doctor. Shh.