1 00:00:50,009 --> 00:00:53,035 So tell me. How was Hawaii? 2 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:56,572 - It was unbelievable. - Oh, yeah? 3 00:00:57,016 --> 00:00:59,541 - Well, what happened? - I met this guy. 4 00:00:59,542 --> 00:01:02,112 It was the best week of my life. 5 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:05,388 It was just a little vacation romance. 6 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:07,389 But he was so sweet. 7 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,858 He took me to all these cool local places. 8 00:01:10,029 --> 00:01:12,327 We went scuba diving... 9 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:14,897 - Snorkeling. - Mountain climbing. 10 00:01:15,517 --> 00:01:17,485 We went cliff diving. 11 00:01:19,021 --> 00:01:21,888 Well, we got a little drunk. 12 00:01:22,491 --> 00:01:24,356 - He gave me... - A back rub. 13 00:01:24,493 --> 00:01:25,790 We slow danced... 14 00:01:25,995 --> 00:01:27,394 ...in the rain. 15 00:01:27,496 --> 00:01:29,589 But it wasn't just about the sex. 16 00:01:29,999 --> 00:01:33,025 He pounded me like a mallard duck. 17 00:01:34,003 --> 00:01:35,937 It ended kind of weird, though. 18 00:01:36,005 --> 00:01:38,269 When I asked for his number, he said he's... 19 00:01:38,507 --> 00:01:39,769 - Married. - Gay. 20 00:01:40,009 --> 00:01:42,671 - Entering the priesthood. - He doesn't believe in phones. 21 00:01:43,012 --> 00:01:46,413 He just kind of ran away. 22 00:01:46,515 --> 00:01:49,006 You know, it was just a little fling, but... 23 00:01:49,018 --> 00:01:50,508 I won't forget my week... 24 00:01:51,020 --> 00:01:52,419 ...with Henry Roth. 25 00:01:52,521 --> 00:01:55,217 - Henry Roth. - Harry. 26 00:01:55,524 --> 00:01:58,026 Harry Paratesticles. 27 00:01:58,027 --> 00:02:00,028 - Henry Roth. - Henry Roth. 28 00:02:00,029 --> 00:02:02,224 - Henry Roth. - Henry Roth. 29 00:02:02,531 --> 00:02:05,762 Henry Roth, why didn't you tell me you were a secret agent? 30 00:02:06,035 --> 00:02:10,699 I prefer intelligence operative, and I couldn't tell you until I knew you. 31 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,008 Well, can I call you when I land? 32 00:02:13,042 --> 00:02:16,603 You can call me, but I'll be in Peru. I said that a little loud. 33 00:02:16,645 --> 00:02:20,604 Come on, that's a 187, code blue. We got the wolf sleeping at night. 34 00:02:21,050 --> 00:02:25,384 He's slipping his arm in the drawer and out comes the cookie jar. All clear. 35 00:02:26,055 --> 00:02:27,317 Got it? 36 00:02:28,057 --> 00:02:30,491 Well, maybe when you get back from Peru. 37 00:02:31,060 --> 00:02:34,086 - I don't think that's an option, Lisa. - Linda. 38 00:02:34,563 --> 00:02:37,930 I know. I changed your name for your protection. 39 00:02:39,068 --> 00:02:41,901 We have to go our separate ways now. 40 00:02:42,071 --> 00:02:44,562 Well, goodbye. 41 00:02:44,573 --> 00:02:46,404 Got it! Moving out! 42 00:02:50,579 --> 00:02:54,515 - What the hell is your problem? - Just keep going, I'll give you $20. 43 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:58,781 - You got it. How's your balls? - Killing me. Hit it. 44 00:03:13,102 --> 00:03:15,832 Easy, Honah Lee. 45 00:03:16,605 --> 00:03:19,199 Hey, I'm a person, not a seal. 46 00:03:19,608 --> 00:03:25,103 Well, I am a vet, not a doctor. So just hold still, or I won't give you a treat. 47 00:03:25,114 --> 00:03:26,979 I know, it's okay. You see that, kids? 48 00:03:27,116 --> 00:03:30,142 You see what happens when you play with sharks? 49 00:03:30,619 --> 00:03:34,111 Now, why you gotta spread those lies? Sharks are like dogs. 50 00:03:34,123 --> 00:03:36,751 They only bite when you touch their private parts. 51 00:03:38,127 --> 00:03:40,118 That's a good title for my documentary. 52 00:03:40,129 --> 00:03:44,190 Sharks: They Only Bite When You Touch Their Private Parts. 53 00:03:44,633 --> 00:03:48,228 Or you could call it, Sharks: They Tried to Eat My Kidney. 54 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:51,504 All right, enough already. You too, Willie. 55 00:03:54,143 --> 00:03:55,701 All of you. 56 00:03:56,145 --> 00:03:57,635 He just cast a spell on us. 57 00:03:59,148 --> 00:04:02,049 All right. Put this on four times a day for two weeks. 58 00:04:02,151 --> 00:04:05,052 - You can handle that. - What's wrong with that turtle? 59 00:04:05,154 --> 00:04:07,952 Lung problems because he smoked too much turtle weed... 60 00:04:08,157 --> 00:04:10,216 ...which is bad for you. Right, Ula? 61 00:04:10,659 --> 00:04:13,093 What? I don't smoke weed. 62 00:04:13,662 --> 00:04:18,065 Hey, Honah Lee? How's that hot wahine nympho from Ohio? 63 00:04:18,167 --> 00:04:20,863 Great. I dropped her off at the airport this morning. 64 00:04:21,170 --> 00:04:22,694 Come on, I need some details. 65 00:04:22,771 --> 00:04:25,934 You get some booby, some assy, a pull on your poi-poi? Come on. 66 00:04:26,175 --> 00:04:27,836 Daddy, what's a nympho? 67 00:04:28,677 --> 00:04:32,306 Oh. The nympho is the state bird of Ohio. 68 00:04:34,683 --> 00:04:36,344 You're the state idiot of Hawaii. 69 00:04:36,685 --> 00:04:39,984 Here you go. Bite the fish, chew the fish, love the fish. Enjoy. 70 00:04:40,189 --> 00:04:42,687 - You crack me up, kamaaina. - Oh, yeah? 71 00:04:42,691 --> 00:04:44,090 - One of these days... - Yeah? 72 00:04:44,693 --> 00:04:47,391 ...you'll show one of those tourists such a good time... 73 00:04:47,396 --> 00:04:49,193 ...she'll wanna stay on the island. 74 00:04:49,198 --> 00:04:51,132 Why do you say mean things like that... 75 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:54,191 ...and why is your foot on my pillow? 76 00:04:55,204 --> 00:04:58,332 I don't want your ass on it, either. Get up! Get up! 77 00:04:58,707 --> 00:05:00,208 It could happen. 78 00:05:00,209 --> 00:05:03,076 Then you won't be able to go on your boat trip to Alaska. 79 00:05:03,712 --> 00:05:10,015 You'll be stuck here, waking up next to the same old, ugly broad, just like Ula. 80 00:05:12,721 --> 00:05:17,522 - Just kidding, guys. - About the old part or the ugly part? 81 00:05:20,229 --> 00:05:22,823 Henry, come quickly! It's Jocko! 82 00:05:29,238 --> 00:05:32,002 Jocko! What's going on with you, buddy? 83 00:05:32,241 --> 00:05:35,108 Don't be scared. Everything's gonna be fine. 84 00:05:35,244 --> 00:05:37,610 Just stay calm. All right. 85 00:05:37,746 --> 00:05:41,842 Willie, I don't need you to see this. Get out of here, now! 86 00:05:42,251 --> 00:05:44,776 Okay, check the temperature of the pool. Go! Hurry! 87 00:05:47,256 --> 00:05:49,816 What are you doing? I meant check the thermometer! 88 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:51,817 Give me a hand. Let's go! 89 00:05:52,261 --> 00:05:54,525 Get me two fish from the barrel. Now. 90 00:05:54,763 --> 00:05:56,094 - Okay. - Just hang in there. 91 00:05:56,265 --> 00:05:58,199 - Here. - It's gonna be all right. 92 00:05:58,267 --> 00:06:01,327 That's a little warm. Go to the bottom of the barrel, please. 93 00:06:08,277 --> 00:06:10,472 Okay, there. That's good. Thank you. 94 00:06:10,479 --> 00:06:12,208 Come on, buddy, take it. Take it. 95 00:06:12,281 --> 00:06:14,272 - He's not responding! - I know, Alexa! 96 00:06:14,783 --> 00:06:17,709 Sorry, I smacked you. You needed the fish-slap to calm down. 97 00:06:17,786 --> 00:06:20,755 - Do you understand? Are you calm? - Yes. Fish-slap calm me. 98 00:06:20,789 --> 00:06:23,189 I'm gonna try to get him breathing manually... 99 00:06:23,792 --> 00:06:26,789 ...so I need your face next to his mouth to see if it's working. 100 00:06:26,795 --> 00:06:28,228 - Are you ready? - Yes. 101 00:06:28,797 --> 00:06:31,163 - One, two, three! - Nothing, nothing! 102 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:35,737 All right! Try it again. if it doesn't work we'll perform a tracheotomy. 103 00:06:35,804 --> 00:06:39,001 We don't wanna do that, so let's pray this works. One more time. 104 00:06:39,308 --> 00:06:41,333 One, two... 105 00:06:50,819 --> 00:06:52,820 That's a lot of vomit. 106 00:06:52,821 --> 00:06:56,154 This is why I got into this business. 107 00:06:56,325 --> 00:06:58,418 To save sea animals. 108 00:06:58,827 --> 00:07:00,761 You should go wash yourself off, okay? 109 00:07:01,330 --> 00:07:04,322 Maybe try some turpentine. That might take the stink away. 110 00:07:06,335 --> 00:07:08,303 Yeah, high-five is right, buddy. 111 00:07:08,837 --> 00:07:12,637 I knew you were gonna burp, but the vomit thing was awesome! 112 00:07:12,841 --> 00:07:16,038 That's what she gets for eating my roast beef sandwich. 113 00:07:16,345 --> 00:07:17,607 Willie, did you see that? 114 00:07:38,367 --> 00:07:41,598 Captain's log: November 5th, 6:45 a.m. 115 00:07:41,870 --> 00:07:45,169 I've taken the Sea Serpent for a trip around the island of Oahu. 116 00:07:45,374 --> 00:07:48,275 It is by far the longest voyage she has yet undertaken... 117 00:07:48,377 --> 00:07:51,039 ...and its completion will signal that she's ready... 118 00:07:51,380 --> 00:07:53,473 ...for our great journey to Bristol Bay... 119 00:07:53,482 --> 00:07:56,874 ...whose unspoiled walrus habitat will yield an abundance of... 120 00:08:04,893 --> 00:08:06,884 Damn it! 121 00:08:07,396 --> 00:08:09,023 Are you kidding me? 122 00:08:28,417 --> 00:08:30,715 Aloha, honey. What can I get for you? 123 00:08:30,919 --> 00:08:33,410 I guess I'll take a cup of coffee. 124 00:08:33,922 --> 00:08:36,447 - You guess? - Yeah, I already ate breakfast. 125 00:08:36,525 --> 00:08:40,122 I need to kill some time before the Coast Guard gets here to tow my boat. 126 00:08:40,429 --> 00:08:41,691 What did you eat? 127 00:08:41,930 --> 00:08:45,593 I had a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup and some Gatorade. 128 00:08:45,934 --> 00:08:48,960 They're not breakfast. I get you Spam and eggs. 129 00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:51,303 Nick, I need Spam and eggs. 130 00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:53,567 Hey. 131 00:08:53,942 --> 00:08:57,207 - You like the peanut butter cups? - Yes. 132 00:08:57,446 --> 00:08:59,812 Want me to put peanut butter cups in your eggs? 133 00:09:00,949 --> 00:09:02,280 No, that's okay. 134 00:09:03,452 --> 00:09:05,147 Peanut butter cups. 135 00:09:21,970 --> 00:09:26,070 - Hey, Sue, nice haircut. - Mahalo, Lucy. 136 00:09:58,207 --> 00:09:59,936 Are you staring at me or her? 137 00:10:00,008 --> 00:10:01,999 Because you're starting to freak me out. 138 00:10:03,011 --> 00:10:06,412 Settle down and eat your pancakes. 139 00:10:10,519 --> 00:10:13,283 I think she's a local girl. I wanted to go up to her... 140 00:10:13,522 --> 00:10:16,487 ...but I was kind of off my game. But, man, was she cute, though. 141 00:10:16,525 --> 00:10:19,050 I thought you liked your bitches from out of state. 142 00:10:19,528 --> 00:10:23,294 Yeah, that's usually my policy. Make sure I don't get tied down. 143 00:10:23,532 --> 00:10:25,932 Freeze that image right there. 144 00:10:26,535 --> 00:10:30,335 There's the little fella. Congratulations, Mommy. 145 00:10:30,539 --> 00:10:34,771 Sounds to me like someone is afraid of commitment. 146 00:10:35,043 --> 00:10:36,544 Let me guess. 147 00:10:36,545 --> 00:10:39,013 Your high school sweetheart got drunk at party... 148 00:10:39,047 --> 00:10:42,175 ...then cheated on you with whole wrestling team. 149 00:10:42,551 --> 00:10:45,748 Close. Actually, it was my college girlfriend Tracy. 150 00:10:46,054 --> 00:10:48,980 And it wasn't a wrestling team. It was her academic advisor. 151 00:10:49,057 --> 00:10:52,984 - Oh, she liked the older man. - Older women. About 50 years older. 152 00:10:53,061 --> 00:10:55,222 I hope you shot the stupid tramp. 153 00:10:55,564 --> 00:10:57,930 What's with the "tramp" and the "bitches" talk? 154 00:10:58,066 --> 00:11:01,661 - Are you drunk or something? - I apologize for nasty talk. 155 00:11:02,070 --> 00:11:05,437 I am grouchy due to lack of recent physical intimacy. 156 00:11:06,074 --> 00:11:09,441 Shut up, because here comes one-time-only opportunity. 157 00:11:09,578 --> 00:11:13,446 What I will do now is go into your office and become naked. 158 00:11:15,584 --> 00:11:17,211 Next move is up to you. 159 00:11:18,086 --> 00:11:20,486 I may not be as limber as I once was... 160 00:11:20,589 --> 00:11:26,084 ...but I make up for it with enthusiasm and willingness to experiment. 161 00:11:27,596 --> 00:11:30,531 I don't know if you realize, I'm not into guys. 162 00:11:50,118 --> 00:11:52,119 Hey, Mr. Peanut Butter Cups. 163 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,748 Hey, Mr. Could-Kill-Me-in-One-Punch. How you doing? 164 00:11:55,123 --> 00:11:57,585 - You're back. - Couldn't get enough of that Spam. 165 00:11:57,626 --> 00:11:59,719 Fry some up and throw some eggs on it. 166 00:12:00,128 --> 00:12:01,686 - You got it. - All right, mahalo. 167 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:04,428 - Hi, Lucy. - Hi, Nick. 168 00:12:18,146 --> 00:12:21,115 You know, why don't you try this? 169 00:12:24,152 --> 00:12:26,746 It's kind of a hinge. 170 00:12:29,157 --> 00:12:32,854 - Now, why didn't I think of that? - Well, you're too close to the project. 171 00:12:33,161 --> 00:12:34,492 Don't be hard on yourself. 172 00:12:34,663 --> 00:12:37,427 Right. Sometimes you need an outsider's perspective. 173 00:12:37,666 --> 00:12:39,395 Fresh eye never hurts. 174 00:12:41,670 --> 00:12:42,932 I'm Lucy. 175 00:12:43,171 --> 00:12:44,604 Yes. I'm Henry Roth. 176 00:12:44,673 --> 00:12:46,504 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 177 00:12:46,675 --> 00:12:49,735 It's pretty. Keep up the good work. 178 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:54,979 Wait. I see you're sitting there alone. Do you wanna come and sit down? 179 00:12:55,684 --> 00:12:59,950 - Sure, that'd be great, if that's all right. - Okay. 180 00:13:03,191 --> 00:13:06,859 - So are you an architect? - I am not. I'm in fish. 181 00:13:06,895 --> 00:13:09,125 Oh, that's where the smell is coming from. 182 00:13:09,197 --> 00:13:11,859 Yeah, yeah, I was feeding a walrus this morning... 183 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:16,034 ...and I thought I got most of it off of me, but guess I didn't. 184 00:13:16,705 --> 00:13:19,139 - I love that smell. - No, you don't. 185 00:13:19,207 --> 00:13:22,540 - Fish don't even like that smell. - No, I do. My dad's a fisherman. 186 00:13:22,711 --> 00:13:26,647 He and my brother Doug, they go out to sea for months at a time. 187 00:13:27,215 --> 00:13:30,742 And I miss them so much while they're gone that when they come back... 188 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:34,587 ...I just hold on to them for five minutes each. 189 00:13:37,225 --> 00:13:42,492 And they smell just like your hands. It's the best smell in the world. 190 00:13:43,231 --> 00:13:45,028 Well, my fingers are available... 191 00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:47,963 ...for your sniffing pleasure anytime you need them. 192 00:13:48,737 --> 00:13:50,705 - Wanna? - Okay. 193 00:13:59,748 --> 00:14:03,650 Sea lions are known for their athleticism... 194 00:14:03,752 --> 00:14:06,186 ...and dolphins are known for their intelligence. 195 00:14:06,755 --> 00:14:10,758 - Walruses are known for their... - Tusks? 196 00:14:10,759 --> 00:14:16,698 Their tusks. Also their male parts can get pretty gigantic. 197 00:14:17,766 --> 00:14:21,429 Yeah, yeah, it's the second biggest out of all the mammals. 198 00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:25,728 - What's the first? - I think Tattoo-Face. 199 00:14:29,778 --> 00:14:31,439 I like your laugh. 200 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,804 I like you making me laugh. 201 00:14:33,882 --> 00:14:36,649 I hate to break this up, but we're setting up for lunch. 202 00:14:37,285 --> 00:14:39,913 Oh, okay. Sorry, Sue. 203 00:14:40,789 --> 00:14:44,156 And the real cool thing about walruses is they're very mysterious. 204 00:14:44,292 --> 00:14:46,522 - Mysterious? - Yeah, yeah. 205 00:14:46,795 --> 00:14:49,559 We don't really know what they're like in the wild. 206 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:52,628 Don't they just sleep on icebergs and yawn all the time? 207 00:14:52,801 --> 00:14:55,668 All we really see is what they do outside of the water... 208 00:14:55,804 --> 00:14:58,329 ...but who knows what they do under the ice... 209 00:14:58,807 --> 00:15:01,105 ...where they spend two-thirds of their lives. 210 00:15:01,309 --> 00:15:06,008 Well, maybe they're intimidating the other creatures with their big winkies. 211 00:15:06,009 --> 00:15:07,975 That is one theory. 212 00:15:09,317 --> 00:15:11,649 - I have to go. - Where you going? 213 00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:15,517 It's my dad's birthday, and we go every year and we pick a pineapple. 214 00:15:15,824 --> 00:15:19,590 - It's a tradition. - That sounds nice. Okay, well... 215 00:15:19,828 --> 00:15:21,318 ...I had a great time. 216 00:15:21,329 --> 00:15:23,422 - Me too. - Okay. 217 00:15:24,332 --> 00:15:28,132 Would you like to have breakfast again tomorrow morning, same time? 218 00:15:28,336 --> 00:15:30,736 - Because I teach an art class at 10. - Really? 219 00:15:30,839 --> 00:15:32,431 - Yeah. - I wish I could make it... 220 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,465 ...but, yes, I will be there. 221 00:15:36,344 --> 00:15:38,005 - Take care. - Okay. 222 00:15:38,346 --> 00:15:41,509 - One for the road. it is fishy. - Got you good. 223 00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:42,748 - Aloha. - Aloha! 224 00:15:42,851 --> 00:15:44,785 See you tomorrow. 225 00:15:44,853 --> 00:15:47,515 Oh, my God. 226 00:15:48,356 --> 00:15:50,950 Oh, my goodness. 227 00:16:00,368 --> 00:16:02,495 Shit. 228 00:16:03,872 --> 00:16:05,999 I had a bee on me. 229 00:16:06,374 --> 00:16:08,706 - All right. - He was a big one. 230 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:15,475 Which means "look at those two shitheads." 231 00:16:22,891 --> 00:16:25,689 That was the stupidest-looking swing I've ever seen. 232 00:16:25,894 --> 00:16:28,226 I'm gonna take a Molokai on that one. 233 00:16:28,396 --> 00:16:30,864 No throwing. Come on. 234 00:16:31,399 --> 00:16:34,061 Stop laughing, you hyenas. Let's see what you get. 235 00:16:34,062 --> 00:16:36,234 Okay, you heard me. Go! Go! 236 00:16:36,404 --> 00:16:37,996 Show papa what you got. 237 00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:52,978 - You suck, you're good at everything. - Father of the Year strikes again. 238 00:16:53,421 --> 00:16:58,425 By the way, cuz, I met this sexy, blond tax attorney at Starbucks today. 239 00:16:58,426 --> 00:17:02,692 I told her you the kahuna she wanna have fun on this island. 240 00:17:02,931 --> 00:17:04,694 You want her number? 241 00:17:04,933 --> 00:17:06,662 You pimping tourists for me again? 242 00:17:06,935 --> 00:17:09,597 Yes! I live vicariously through you, remember? 243 00:17:09,938 --> 00:17:10,938 My life sucks. 244 00:17:10,939 --> 00:17:14,170 Now, come on. Give her the Waikikiki sneaky between the cheeky. 245 00:17:15,443 --> 00:17:19,880 Ula needs it. I imagine I did it and then I can get through another weekend. 246 00:17:19,948 --> 00:17:22,212 I'm staying in. Sorry. Thank you, though. 247 00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:24,179 - What? - Hey, Dad! 248 00:17:24,452 --> 00:17:26,443 Not now, Keanu Mokokokakau. 249 00:17:26,454 --> 00:17:28,012 But your stitches are bleeding. 250 00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,221 It must've been my huge back-swing. 251 00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:35,588 You think you can stitch me up after I get back from surfing? 252 00:17:35,964 --> 00:17:39,391 - Yeah, looking forward to it. - I wouldn't surf with a wound like that. 253 00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:40,832 You might attract a shark. 254 00:17:40,969 --> 00:17:43,665 What's wrong with that? Sharks are naturally peaceful. 255 00:17:43,972 --> 00:17:46,964 Ls that right? How'd you get that nasty cut, anyway? 256 00:17:46,975 --> 00:17:48,442 A shark bit me. 257 00:17:48,977 --> 00:17:50,477 Nice. 258 00:17:50,478 --> 00:17:52,503 Go smoke another one, bro. 259 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:54,976 That shark theory's starting to catch on. 260 00:17:54,983 --> 00:17:56,746 Now, will everybody keep it down... 261 00:17:56,985 --> 00:17:59,977 ...while I whack the crap out of this thing? 262 00:18:05,493 --> 00:18:07,586 Sit! Stay! Shit! No! 263 00:18:13,001 --> 00:18:15,526 Where the hell is it? 264 00:18:16,504 --> 00:18:17,971 Looking for something? 265 00:18:24,012 --> 00:18:27,504 Oh, my God! What are you doing here? 266 00:18:27,515 --> 00:18:30,678 The same thing you are. Looking for my ball. 267 00:18:31,519 --> 00:18:35,387 This is weird. I've been thinking about you all morning, all day. 268 00:18:35,523 --> 00:18:37,718 Can't wait to have breakfast with you again. 269 00:18:38,026 --> 00:18:40,995 I know. And I just wanna eat you up. 270 00:18:41,029 --> 00:18:44,465 - Really? - Yeah. Tomorrow and the next day... 271 00:18:44,532 --> 00:18:47,433 - ...and the next day and the next day. - All right. Okay. 272 00:18:48,536 --> 00:18:50,037 Oh, my. 273 00:18:50,038 --> 00:18:53,303 Oh, Lucy, that feels so good. 274 00:18:53,541 --> 00:18:57,944 No, my nipples are too sensitive. Stop that. 275 00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:05,075 - What happened? - Your ball hooked into that cart... 276 00:19:05,553 --> 00:19:08,920 ...bounced back and hit you in the head. it was freaking hilarious. 277 00:19:09,557 --> 00:19:11,047 - What? - Who's Lucy? 278 00:19:11,059 --> 00:19:13,823 And what's up with your nipples? 279 00:19:15,563 --> 00:19:19,431 I can't be falling for a local. I ain't ever going back to that diner. 280 00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:22,331 - This where you got hit? - Yes! 281 00:19:28,576 --> 00:19:32,034 You're so lucky you're a professional cliff diver in Hawaii. 282 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,571 - Yeah, well, it's a living. - I'm a tax attorney. 283 00:19:34,582 --> 00:19:37,278 - We never get to have any fun. - Ls that right? 284 00:19:37,585 --> 00:19:42,921 I'd like to do something extra fun tonight. 285 00:19:51,599 --> 00:19:54,466 Taking it deep, aren't you? 286 00:19:59,507 --> 00:20:01,600 How about another fishbowl for the lady? 287 00:20:01,609 --> 00:20:04,510 - Why don't I just tap a keg for her? - Okay. 288 00:20:05,613 --> 00:20:08,115 I think I'm getting kind of drunk. 289 00:20:08,116 --> 00:20:10,812 - Are you getting drunk? - Getting there. 290 00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:14,384 So, what are you thinking? 291 00:20:18,626 --> 00:20:20,218 What am I thinking? 292 00:20:23,131 --> 00:20:26,464 Actually, I'm not drunk at all, Noreen, and neither are you... 293 00:20:26,634 --> 00:20:29,967 ...because there's no alcohol in these drinks. 294 00:20:30,638 --> 00:20:33,129 Sadly, I've used this technique many times. 295 00:20:33,141 --> 00:20:35,405 It helps lovely tourists, such as yourself... 296 00:20:35,643 --> 00:20:38,771 ...loosen up without impairing your ability to stay awake... 297 00:20:39,147 --> 00:20:42,173 ...and have guilt-free, vigorous sex with me. 298 00:20:43,151 --> 00:20:44,709 - Wow. - I'm sorry. 299 00:20:45,153 --> 00:20:48,584 I'm not a cliff diver, either. I'm afraid of heights. 300 00:20:48,656 --> 00:20:51,648 Well, since it's my last night in town... 301 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:57,462 ...can I pretend you didn't just say that and still have sex with you anyway? 302 00:20:58,166 --> 00:21:00,794 I can't do it. I'm sorry. 303 00:21:01,169 --> 00:21:04,935 Well, can you at least point me in the direction of someone who can? 304 00:21:05,673 --> 00:21:08,198 That guy over there could help you out. 305 00:21:11,179 --> 00:21:13,739 - Isn't that a woman? - Jeez, I'm not really sure. 306 00:21:16,184 --> 00:21:20,382 But you're too drunk to notice, remember? Take care. 307 00:21:29,697 --> 00:21:32,188 - Hey, you. Aloha. - Aloha. 308 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:36,398 Not aloha, "hello, " aloha, "goodbye." We're closed today. Go away. 309 00:21:36,704 --> 00:21:38,934 - What are you talking about? - Order up! 310 00:21:39,207 --> 00:21:41,767 - Don't move. I have to talk to you. - Okay. 311 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,872 - Hey! Tattoo-Face! - Hey, Peanut Butter Cups! 312 00:21:56,724 --> 00:21:58,021 Hi. 313 00:21:58,726 --> 00:21:59,954 Hi. 314 00:22:00,228 --> 00:22:03,527 My fingers are extra fishy today, if you care to take a whiff. 315 00:22:04,732 --> 00:22:05,994 What was that? 316 00:22:06,234 --> 00:22:09,829 I was petting my walrus all morning and thinking of you the whole time. 317 00:22:11,239 --> 00:22:14,037 Okay, pervert. I think that you should leave. 318 00:22:14,242 --> 00:22:17,439 What? I was joking because of what we talked about yesterday. 319 00:22:17,745 --> 00:22:19,713 Yesterday? 320 00:22:20,748 --> 00:22:22,749 I've never even met you. 321 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:26,345 - Nick! I need help! - Coming, Lucy. 322 00:22:26,754 --> 00:22:28,619 Nick, put that down. I'll handle it. 323 00:22:28,756 --> 00:22:32,055 - You, follow me. - Wait a... What's going on? 324 00:22:32,260 --> 00:22:34,455 I was kidding around with you! 325 00:22:35,263 --> 00:22:38,765 What's happening here? Is she crazy or something? 326 00:22:38,766 --> 00:22:43,635 Lucy is a very special person. Very different from other people. 327 00:22:44,272 --> 00:22:45,772 Okay. 328 00:22:45,773 --> 00:22:49,766 About a year ago, Lucy was in a terrible car accident. 329 00:22:50,278 --> 00:22:53,805 She and her father went up North Shore to get a pineapple. 330 00:23:30,818 --> 00:23:35,482 Her father broke some ribs, but Lucy suffered a serious head injury. 331 00:23:35,483 --> 00:23:37,917 She lost her short-term memory. 332 00:23:38,826 --> 00:23:40,521 So she can't remember anything? 333 00:23:40,828 --> 00:23:43,290 No, no, no, she has all of her long-term memory. 334 00:23:43,331 --> 00:23:45,162 That's a different part of the brain. 335 00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:49,497 Her whole life, up to the night before the accident, she remembers. 336 00:23:49,837 --> 00:23:52,601 She just can't retain any new information. 337 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:57,504 It's like her slate gets wiped clean every night while she sleeps. 338 00:23:57,545 --> 00:24:00,844 Hold on. This sounds like something I would tell a psycho girl... 339 00:24:00,848 --> 00:24:03,442 ...so she'd stop calling me. Am I the psycho girl? 340 00:24:03,851 --> 00:24:05,751 I wish I was making this up! 341 00:24:05,853 --> 00:24:08,617 She has no memory that she ever met you. 342 00:24:08,856 --> 00:24:10,915 What about the pineapple-picking thing? 343 00:24:10,958 --> 00:24:13,358 She says that every day, because each morning... 344 00:24:13,861 --> 00:24:17,160 ...she wakes up thinking it's October 13th of last year. 345 00:24:17,365 --> 00:24:20,364 She comes for breakfast because that's what she did on Sundays... 346 00:24:20,368 --> 00:24:22,598 ...and October 13th was a Sunday. 347 00:24:22,870 --> 00:24:26,499 She has no idea it's more than a year later. 348 00:24:26,774 --> 00:24:28,298 She reads the newspaper. 349 00:24:28,376 --> 00:24:31,311 It's a special paper her father puts on their porch. 350 00:24:31,379 --> 00:24:34,780 It's from the day of her accident. He got hundreds of them printed. 351 00:24:35,383 --> 00:24:39,979 Lucy does the same thing every day. 352 00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:51,812 - Hello! - Back here. 353 00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:55,282 - Hi, Dad! - Oh, hi, sweetie. 354 00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:57,580 You got one without me. 355 00:24:58,456 --> 00:25:01,914 The lady at the farmers' market gave it to me as a birthday present. 356 00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:04,587 I didn't wanna hurt her feelings. 357 00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:08,261 I think she likes you. 358 00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:11,924 - Yeah, what's not to like? - What about our tradition? 359 00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:16,497 Well, I have another idea. I painted my workshop yesterday. 360 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:18,771 White. 361 00:25:19,477 --> 00:25:21,843 Now it's too white. Gives me a headache. 362 00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:24,439 Oh, yeah, you definitely need some color in here. 363 00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:27,474 Well, you know, that's what I was thinking. 364 00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:29,919 - Really? - Yeah. Go nuts. 365 00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:33,388 - Paint me something for my birthday. - I will. 366 00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:37,358 And promise that we can pick a pineapple for Thanksgiving, okay? 367 00:25:37,495 --> 00:25:40,589 - Sounds great. - Okay, good. 368 00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:44,331 Hey, you should watch the Vikings game while I'm painting. 369 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:46,833 Good idea. 370 00:25:51,008 --> 00:25:54,967 - Yeah, baby. isolate. - What are we eating tonight, Doug? 371 00:25:55,513 --> 00:25:58,004 - Spaghetti, Pop. - Try not to sweat in the sauce. 372 00:25:58,516 --> 00:25:59,949 Sorry, Pop. 373 00:26:07,024 --> 00:26:08,514 Go Vikings. 374 00:26:09,527 --> 00:26:12,826 Seven hundred and five. Seven hundred and six. 375 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:15,328 - Seven hundred and seven. - Hey, you guys. 376 00:26:15,533 --> 00:26:17,626 Hey, sweetie. How's the painting coming? 377 00:26:17,627 --> 00:26:19,400 - You'll see. - Cool. 378 00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:22,734 - Oh. What's the score? - The Vikings are on the two-yard line. 379 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,976 - If they score, they bring it to 14-10. - Maybe they'll win for your birthday. 380 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:30,377 And I'll bet Culpepper runs it in. 381 00:26:30,548 --> 00:26:34,814 I'll bet he fakes a handoff to Williams, throws to Kleinsasser in the end zone. 382 00:26:35,052 --> 00:26:37,554 - Loser does the dishes? - You're on. 383 00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:39,489 ...keep the offense on the field. 384 00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:42,521 Culpepper fakes a handoff to Williams. He will throw. 385 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:45,529 He's got Kleinsasser in the end zone! Touchdown, Minnesota. 386 00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:47,462 Doug, you're good. 387 00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:50,329 Maybe you should be a coach. 388 00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:56,802 - Dad. - Moron! 389 00:26:57,074 --> 00:26:58,735 That hurt. 390 00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:13,750 And you don't look a day over 25. 391 00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:17,056 Yeah, right, and Doug's muscles aren't pharmaceutically enhanced. 392 00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:18,755 What? I use an herb supplement... 393 00:27:19,096 --> 00:27:22,429 ...that can be purchased at any health-food store. Check this out. 394 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,398 Check out these glutes. Rock-hard, baby. 395 00:27:25,603 --> 00:27:26,831 Pretty sweet, huh? 396 00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:29,868 Stop it! You're gonna make me throw up on the cake. 397 00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:31,574 Okay, just open your present. 398 00:27:31,609 --> 00:27:34,476 Okay. Let's see what we've got here. 399 00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:37,342 The Sixth Sense. 400 00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:41,642 Hey! When I'm done doing the dishes, do you guys wanna watch it? 401 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,518 - Sure. - Sure. 402 00:27:44,622 --> 00:27:46,817 Ben Friedkin? 403 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:50,457 Some people, they call me freak. 404 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:56,532 - Ronald Sumner? - I am. I am a freak. Look at me. 405 00:27:57,635 --> 00:27:59,000 Just give me a chance... 406 00:28:03,641 --> 00:28:07,143 I can't believe it. Bruce Willis is a ghost. 407 00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:09,339 I'm shocked. Did you see that coming? 408 00:28:09,647 --> 00:28:10,739 - No. - Not a clue. 409 00:28:10,740 --> 00:28:13,811 - Shocked as hell. - Anyway, it was awesome. 410 00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:16,085 - Happy birthday. - Love you, Sis. 411 00:28:16,153 --> 00:28:19,953 Your muscles are getting so big, I can barely wrap my arms around you. 412 00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:21,920 You like that? Check this out. 413 00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:30,998 Okay, okay! Enough with the titty dance! Let your sister go to sleep. 414 00:28:31,168 --> 00:28:33,033 - I like it. - Sweet dreams, Lucy. 415 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:35,229 - Good night. - Good night. 416 00:29:25,222 --> 00:29:26,951 Hey, Tracy, how you doing? 417 00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:28,224 Yeah? 418 00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:31,217 Well, things changed a little bit since high school. 419 00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:03,591 And this is what happens every single day. 420 00:30:03,761 --> 00:30:06,286 How long it gonna take for her memory to come back? 421 00:30:06,764 --> 00:30:09,096 Her doctors say it may never come back. 422 00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:12,394 So, basically, what you're saying is... 423 00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:15,568 - ...she's perfect for you. - What do you mean? 424 00:30:15,773 --> 00:30:18,469 You can hang out all day with no attachment, because... 425 00:30:18,776 --> 00:30:21,711 Her plane leaves every night? There's a problem with that. 426 00:30:21,779 --> 00:30:23,279 - What is? - It's evil. 427 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:24,508 No, it isn't. 428 00:30:24,782 --> 00:30:28,149 You meet her, hang out, flirt, no commitment, nobody gets hurt. 429 00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:32,244 - She's got brain damage, you psycho. - Okay, I'll give you that one. 430 00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:34,621 But I think it'd be healthy for you. 431 00:30:34,792 --> 00:30:37,784 You haven't allowed yourself to connect with a girl. 432 00:30:37,795 --> 00:30:40,286 I appreciate your interest, but leave me alone. 433 00:30:40,297 --> 00:30:42,788 Hey, you'd be doing exactly what her father does: 434 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:45,131 Giving her a wonderful day. 435 00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:49,398 When it's time for you to go on your big boat trip, poof, you just leave. 436 00:30:49,807 --> 00:30:51,570 She'll never even know you're gone. 437 00:30:51,809 --> 00:30:55,176 I'm not sure about the "poofing" part, because I'm not a good poof er. 438 00:30:55,212 --> 00:30:56,770 Demonstrate a good poof for me? 439 00:30:56,814 --> 00:30:59,476 Quit busting my coconuts for five seconds. 440 00:30:59,817 --> 00:31:03,218 All right. Would you stop poofing on that joint and do some work? 441 00:31:03,821 --> 00:31:07,621 Okay. Let's get this sucker ready. 442 00:31:07,825 --> 00:31:10,726 Then we're gonna take her out for a spin. 443 00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:16,324 Captain's log: November 7th. Nearly midnight. 444 00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:19,029 The Sea Serpent is fully recovered from her mishap... 445 00:31:19,336 --> 00:31:22,396 ...and ready to once again brave the open ocean. 446 00:31:24,842 --> 00:31:27,606 I think my stitches opened up again, cuz. 447 00:31:27,845 --> 00:31:31,076 You got a cat? Because I feel something licking me. 448 00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:43,826 How is it? 449 00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:46,556 Peanut Butter Cups. What are you doing here? 450 00:31:46,563 --> 00:31:48,929 I just wanted to say hi to Lucy. 451 00:31:50,868 --> 00:31:53,166 I promise you I'm not gonna do anything wrong. 452 00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:54,598 What did Sue say? 453 00:31:54,872 --> 00:31:58,399 She said that if I talk to Lucy, you'll kill me with a meat cleaver. 454 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,367 She's the boss, cuz. But don't worry. 455 00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,812 Lucy probably didn't wanna talk to you anyway. 456 00:32:05,883 --> 00:32:07,847 - What does that mean? - This ain't a disco. 457 00:32:07,885 --> 00:32:10,820 She doesn't want guys hitting on her during her breakfast. 458 00:32:11,388 --> 00:32:12,855 She does if it's Henry Roth. 459 00:32:12,890 --> 00:32:14,585 - Who that? - Who that? Me that. 460 00:32:14,892 --> 00:32:18,851 I bet you 20 bucks I can get her to have breakfast with me again. 461 00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:23,866 - You're on. - I love it. 462 00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:28,804 - How you doing, honey? - Hey, Sue. Nice haircut. 463 00:32:28,906 --> 00:32:31,807 Oh, mahalo. See you in a bit. 464 00:32:31,909 --> 00:32:35,970 Nick and I have an arrangement. You can trust me. 465 00:32:36,413 --> 00:32:38,313 Don't worry. 466 00:33:00,437 --> 00:33:02,871 You should try this out. Put it in there. 467 00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:05,101 Swivelly door. 468 00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:07,842 Waffleonians can come in and out now. 469 00:33:08,946 --> 00:33:11,943 Are you from a country where it's okay to stick your fingers... 470 00:33:11,949 --> 00:33:13,541 ...all over someone else's food? 471 00:33:14,952 --> 00:33:17,182 No, I'm from this country. 472 00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:19,854 Why? Were you gonna eat that? Oh. 473 00:33:19,957 --> 00:33:22,221 All right, well, have a good meal. 474 00:33:27,464 --> 00:33:29,659 - Yeah. - That was pathetic. 475 00:33:29,967 --> 00:33:32,026 Yeah? Why don't you choke on your Spam? 476 00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:34,403 Double or nothing tomorrow. 477 00:33:41,979 --> 00:33:44,277 Hey. I'm sorry to bother you... 478 00:33:44,481 --> 00:33:47,348 ...but you look like a person who appreciates fine art... 479 00:33:47,484 --> 00:33:49,213 ...so I wanted your opinion. 480 00:33:49,486 --> 00:33:55,948 I drew this. it's a picture of a father and son fishing off a fishing boat. 481 00:33:55,993 --> 00:33:57,654 There's a walrus right there... 482 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,026 Oh, you don't speak English. Okay. 483 00:34:09,006 --> 00:34:11,507 Doesn't look Chinese. 484 00:34:11,508 --> 00:34:13,635 Forty. 485 00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:16,877 Can I have that? 486 00:34:17,014 --> 00:34:19,847 I need something to wipe my ass with. 487 00:34:20,017 --> 00:34:21,348 Shut up. 488 00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:48,477 I wonder what's the matter with him. 489 00:34:49,046 --> 00:34:51,571 Looks like a stupid asshole to me. 490 00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:01,049 Excuse me. Okay. I didn't mean to startle you. 491 00:35:01,058 --> 00:35:03,083 - No, that's all right. I... - Are you okay? 492 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,358 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm having a problem with something... 493 00:35:06,563 --> 00:35:08,428 Something that I could help you with? 494 00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:10,362 No, no, no. I just... 495 00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:13,502 ...can't read. 496 00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:16,572 You gotta be kidding me. 497 00:35:16,573 --> 00:35:18,598 - I can read that for you. - No. Thank you. 498 00:35:19,076 --> 00:35:20,839 I can do this on my own. 499 00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:23,079 Appreciate the sentiment. 500 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,674 I'm gonna get an order of the... 501 00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:37,719 Pan... 502 00:35:38,095 --> 00:35:39,756 Pan... 503 00:35:42,099 --> 00:35:43,599 Panku... 504 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:44,726 Ca... 505 00:35:45,102 --> 00:35:46,660 Panclocks. 506 00:35:47,104 --> 00:35:49,766 - Pancakes. - Okay, I'll have pancake. 507 00:35:50,107 --> 00:35:52,473 - Pancakes. - Pancah... Pancakes! Pancakes! 508 00:35:52,609 --> 00:35:54,201 - I'm so stupid! - Oh, don't cry. 509 00:35:54,202 --> 00:35:57,808 - Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. - Don't cry. 510 00:35:58,115 --> 00:36:00,879 - I don't know anything! - What a loser. 511 00:36:04,621 --> 00:36:06,919 I'll tell you what. Why don't you sit with me? 512 00:36:07,124 --> 00:36:10,651 You can have some breakfast and I'll help teach you some of the words. 513 00:36:11,128 --> 00:36:12,925 - Okay. - All right. 514 00:36:13,130 --> 00:36:15,030 - That sounds nice. - Come on over. 515 00:36:15,132 --> 00:36:17,157 - Okay, thank you. - All right. 516 00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:26,473 So I comes before the E? 517 00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:28,941 - Except after C? - Yes. 518 00:36:29,146 --> 00:36:31,944 Okay, and C is that little half a squiggly one, right? 519 00:36:32,149 --> 00:36:34,276 - Yes. - I think I'm getting it. 520 00:36:34,651 --> 00:36:38,143 - How'd you get so good at teaching? - I'm a teacher. I do it all the time. 521 00:36:38,155 --> 00:36:40,953 I'm an art teacher at the Haluki-liki Junior High. 522 00:36:41,158 --> 00:36:45,219 Well, you Haluki-liki the kind of teacher all the kids have crushes on. 523 00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:48,153 I know I would if I was in your class. 524 00:36:51,668 --> 00:36:53,499 Okay. 525 00:36:53,670 --> 00:36:56,298 Oh, boy, do my... My fingers smell like fish. 526 00:36:56,673 --> 00:36:58,504 That doesn't gross you out, does it? 527 00:36:58,675 --> 00:37:00,438 No, not at all. 528 00:37:00,677 --> 00:37:02,508 Really? 529 00:37:05,182 --> 00:37:08,208 If Lucy gets hurt, I'm gonna chop you with the meat cleaver. 530 00:37:08,209 --> 00:37:09,777 Okay, okay. 531 00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:13,315 So I had a nice time. 532 00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:16,120 - Yeah, me too. - Thank you very much. 533 00:37:16,193 --> 00:37:17,922 - Let me get it for you. - Thank you. 534 00:37:18,195 --> 00:37:19,753 Sure. 535 00:37:20,197 --> 00:37:21,994 Okay. 536 00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:33,699 I just want to eat you up, tomorrow and the next day, next day, next day... 537 00:37:35,212 --> 00:37:37,146 I'll see you around. 538 00:37:37,214 --> 00:37:38,909 Okay. 539 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,152 Really? That's it? 540 00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:47,952 - That's what? - All that flirting... 541 00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:51,683 ...and phony "I can't read" stuff, and you're not gonna ask me out... 542 00:37:51,728 --> 00:37:53,059 ...or for my phone number? 543 00:37:53,230 --> 00:37:55,528 - I can't read. - Oh, shut up. 544 00:37:55,732 --> 00:37:59,065 That was one of the goofiest things I've ever seen, but I thought: 545 00:37:59,236 --> 00:38:02,069 "Hey, if this guy is so desperate to meet me... 546 00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,605 ...he might be worth talking to." 547 00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:06,538 But then I get stiffed. 548 00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:08,904 No, no, no, this is what happened. I... 549 00:38:09,746 --> 00:38:12,078 Mahalo for the ego boost. 550 00:38:12,249 --> 00:38:15,343 - You're right. You're right. I feel like... - No worries. 551 00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:17,777 I gotta... I can read a little! 552 00:38:18,255 --> 00:38:21,713 I didn't know I came before E! That one I didn't know, I swear. 553 00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:23,589 Oh, you idiot. 554 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,921 I hope you're happy, Shamu. 555 00:38:30,267 --> 00:38:31,791 Marlin. it's Sue. 556 00:38:44,281 --> 00:38:48,445 - Oh, aloha, sir. My name's Henry... - I know who you are. 557 00:38:50,287 --> 00:38:53,256 - I want to apologize to your daughter. - Not gonna happen. 558 00:38:53,290 --> 00:38:55,781 She's inside. We're gonna straighten things out. 559 00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:59,091 Dad, the damn mongoose got in the garbage again! 560 00:39:01,298 --> 00:39:03,289 - Is this the guy? - Yeah. 561 00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:06,064 Mr. Roth, I have one simple request: 562 00:39:06,303 --> 00:39:07,930 Stay away from my daughter. 563 00:39:08,305 --> 00:39:11,766 Absolutely. I hurt her feelings and don't want it to end like that. 564 00:39:11,808 --> 00:39:13,105 It's gonna end like this. 565 00:39:14,311 --> 00:39:15,801 Calm down, little fellow. 566 00:39:16,313 --> 00:39:19,544 I'm gonna kill you! You're a dead man. Okay, I'm calm. 567 00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:21,408 I'm calm. 568 00:39:21,818 --> 00:39:24,150 - Let me help you up. - I got it! I got it. 569 00:39:24,321 --> 00:39:28,615 It's just Dad and I work too hard to protect Lucy to let some idiot ruin it. 570 00:39:28,625 --> 00:39:31,253 I know what you guys do and I totally respect that. 571 00:39:31,328 --> 00:39:35,059 If you know her condition, you know she can't have a normal relationship. 572 00:39:35,332 --> 00:39:37,459 The next morning, she won't know who he is. 573 00:39:37,834 --> 00:39:39,827 And any guy who's okay with that... 574 00:39:39,836 --> 00:39:41,326 ...ain't okay with me. 575 00:39:41,838 --> 00:39:45,797 - I'm not looking for a one-night stand. - Anything with Lucy is, numb-nuts. 576 00:39:45,842 --> 00:39:49,505 Give us a break. Just stay away from the Hukilau Cafe. 577 00:39:50,347 --> 00:39:52,315 My daughter's been through enough. 578 00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:55,511 Okay. I'm sorry. 579 00:40:00,357 --> 00:40:03,554 I could have whooped his ass, but this gravel, I slipped on it... 580 00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:06,761 Yeah, well, maybe you need to do a few more butt flexes. 581 00:40:07,364 --> 00:40:08,831 Cheap shot, Dad. 582 00:40:09,866 --> 00:40:11,367 So fresh and so clean. 583 00:40:11,368 --> 00:40:14,462 Hey, Alexa, did you hook up with that girl from the bar? 584 00:40:14,871 --> 00:40:16,872 - I chickened out. - Really? 585 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:19,865 Yeah, I don't know. I guess I prefer sausage to taco. 586 00:40:21,378 --> 00:40:23,879 - What? - Yeah. No, I agree, buddy. 587 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,747 Get out of here. Run for the hills. 588 00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:29,681 Let me ask you something, Alexa. 589 00:40:29,886 --> 00:40:32,878 If you promised a girl's dad that you wouldn't see her... 590 00:40:32,889 --> 00:40:35,187 ...would you consider that a binding promise? 591 00:40:35,392 --> 00:40:36,892 - Absolutely. - Yeah? 592 00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:39,589 Then again, there are always ways around such things. 593 00:40:39,896 --> 00:40:41,659 - Like? - For example... 594 00:40:41,898 --> 00:40:46,164 ...if I promised a woman's father I would not see her... 595 00:40:46,403 --> 00:40:50,271 ...I would simply shut my eyes while she serviced my manhood. 596 00:40:52,409 --> 00:40:54,502 That's actually a cool way to look at it. 597 00:40:54,503 --> 00:40:56,208 And a very gross way. 598 00:41:12,429 --> 00:41:15,364 He asked me not to go to the Hukilau. I'm not going there. 599 00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:17,490 I'm not doing anything wrong. 600 00:41:24,441 --> 00:41:26,636 Sorry to bother you. I'm kind of stuck here. 601 00:41:27,944 --> 00:41:30,913 - Car trouble? - Yeah. You mind giving me a jump? 602 00:41:31,448 --> 00:41:32,881 Okay. 603 00:41:32,949 --> 00:41:34,610 Appreciate your time. 604 00:41:34,951 --> 00:41:36,646 Not everybody would have stopped. 605 00:41:36,953 --> 00:41:38,978 - You're real sweet. - Oh, yeah. Thank you. 606 00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:47,452 I can't believe you fell for that. 607 00:41:48,465 --> 00:41:51,559 Well, my grandfather died trying to jump-start a car. 608 00:41:55,972 --> 00:41:58,964 I'm sorry. I was just joking around. 609 00:41:58,975 --> 00:42:02,376 I can't believe you fell for that! 610 00:42:02,479 --> 00:42:04,174 Oh, my God. 611 00:42:04,481 --> 00:42:05,981 That was very good. 612 00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:08,143 - My name's Henry. - I'm Lucy. 613 00:42:08,485 --> 00:42:10,612 Nice to meet you. You look like a nice... 614 00:42:16,493 --> 00:42:19,826 Hi. Sorry for the delay. Should be a few minutes. 615 00:42:19,996 --> 00:42:22,464 - No problem. No worries. - Where you coming from? 616 00:42:22,999 --> 00:42:24,626 Breakfast? 617 00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:26,434 - Yeah. - How was it? 618 00:42:26,503 --> 00:42:28,300 I had waffles. They were delicious. 619 00:42:28,505 --> 00:42:30,871 I like making little houses out of waffles. 620 00:42:32,509 --> 00:42:35,342 - You do? - That's my thing. 621 00:42:37,514 --> 00:42:38,879 - What's your name? - Lucy. 622 00:42:39,015 --> 00:42:40,346 Hi, I'm Henry. 623 00:42:40,517 --> 00:42:43,509 Okay, pal. When she stops, just let her pet you. Look cute. 624 00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:47,183 Go to the middle of the road. Thank you. Right there. Perfect. 625 00:42:53,530 --> 00:42:56,397 - Oh, shit. - Here she comes. Smile. 626 00:42:59,536 --> 00:43:01,060 Where is she? 627 00:43:04,541 --> 00:43:06,406 Oh, my God. Oh, no! 628 00:43:08,545 --> 00:43:10,410 Okay. That didn't work. 629 00:43:10,547 --> 00:43:13,414 Shit your pants? So did I. 630 00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:21,023 Okay, this is her. Start beating me up. 631 00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:22,718 Make it look good. 632 00:43:26,062 --> 00:43:27,689 Give me your wallet! 633 00:43:28,064 --> 00:43:31,158 Okay, haole, what do you think? You can come to this island... 634 00:43:31,568 --> 00:43:34,469 - ...eat our pineapple... - Help me! Not so hard. 635 00:43:34,471 --> 00:43:36,496 - Take it easy. - Try to bang our women. 636 00:43:36,573 --> 00:43:38,837 Making my sister clean your hotel room. 637 00:43:39,075 --> 00:43:41,373 Okay. What's that have to do with this? Relax. 638 00:43:41,578 --> 00:43:44,069 - Hey! Hey! Help me, please! - Stupid haole! 639 00:43:45,081 --> 00:43:48,278 Yeah, that's right. Take that! And that! And that! 640 00:43:48,585 --> 00:43:50,052 And that! And that! 641 00:43:50,086 --> 00:43:52,350 You got him. You got him. Enough. Enough. 642 00:43:52,589 --> 00:43:53,886 - Are you okay? - Yes, yes... 643 00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:55,580 Okay, I'll be back. Come here! 644 00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:57,719 No, no! I think he's had enough. 645 00:43:58,595 --> 00:44:00,153 I'm sorry. 646 00:44:01,097 --> 00:44:03,327 My eye! 647 00:44:04,601 --> 00:44:06,831 - You got him! - Not good enough! 648 00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:08,365 Oh, Kamehameha! 649 00:44:08,366 --> 00:44:10,163 He learned his lesson! 650 00:44:10,607 --> 00:44:12,666 - What's your name? - My name's Henry. 651 00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:14,940 - You did good. - Hi. Sorry. 652 00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:16,840 I'm in a community-watch program... 653 00:44:17,113 --> 00:44:19,114 Oh, you crazy bitch! 654 00:44:19,115 --> 00:44:20,878 Yeah, keep running! 655 00:44:21,117 --> 00:44:23,517 Okay, okay, he's... He's gone now. 656 00:44:30,126 --> 00:44:31,957 Not her. False alarm. 657 00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:39,126 Don't worry, I called the cops already. I'm all set. 658 00:44:39,135 --> 00:44:41,729 Yeah? You all set for this, Mr. Smarty? 659 00:44:44,641 --> 00:44:46,575 - Oh, shit. - Yeah. 660 00:44:46,643 --> 00:44:50,070 When you're finished playing your kidnap-victim crap on my daughter... 661 00:44:50,146 --> 00:44:51,374 ...come by the house. 662 00:44:51,648 --> 00:44:53,741 Okay. 663 00:45:01,658 --> 00:45:03,182 Oh, boy. 664 00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:12,430 There's something I wanna show you. 665 00:45:22,679 --> 00:45:25,773 We figured it out. She only sings on days she meets you. 666 00:45:26,182 --> 00:45:28,150 You're kidding me. That song? 667 00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:29,617 That's Mom and Dad's song. 668 00:45:29,686 --> 00:45:32,712 When her mom was alive, Lucy would have me take that tape... 669 00:45:33,189 --> 00:45:35,683 - ...on every fishing trip I went on. - Oh, yeah? 670 00:45:35,692 --> 00:45:38,024 Yeah, she knew it would make me miss her mom... 671 00:45:38,194 --> 00:45:39,957 ...and want to come home sooner. 672 00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:44,360 I'm seeing a new side to you, sir. I gotta tell you, it's grossing me out. 673 00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:47,533 Let me ask you something. 674 00:45:47,704 --> 00:45:50,935 What's in it for you? What do you get out of this? 675 00:45:52,709 --> 00:45:54,040 I don't know. 676 00:45:59,215 --> 00:46:01,740 Wouldn't you want to spend an hour a day with that? 677 00:46:01,741 --> 00:46:04,551 Actually, no. She sings like shit. 678 00:46:05,221 --> 00:46:07,689 - What? - Can I ask you guys something? 679 00:46:07,724 --> 00:46:10,557 What'll happen down the line? Someday she'll wake up... 680 00:46:10,727 --> 00:46:13,924 ...look in the mirror and notice she aged 10 years overnight. 681 00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:16,231 You know something, Henry? 682 00:46:16,232 --> 00:46:19,030 I worry about that every damn day of my life. 683 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:25,730 Pardon me. 684 00:46:25,742 --> 00:46:28,836 Sorry to interrupt, but I noticed we were both eating alone... 685 00:46:29,245 --> 00:46:32,703 ...and I thought I could sit with you, maybe build a syrup Jacuzzi... 686 00:46:32,749 --> 00:46:35,980 - ...for your waffle house? - Oh, that would be nice... 687 00:46:36,252 --> 00:46:38,550 ...but I have a boyfriend. 688 00:46:38,755 --> 00:46:40,780 So I'm sorry. 689 00:46:42,759 --> 00:46:45,125 You're making up a boyfriend to get rid of me? 690 00:46:45,261 --> 00:46:46,660 No, I'm not. 691 00:46:46,763 --> 00:46:48,764 What's his name, then? 692 00:46:48,765 --> 00:46:50,027 Ringo. 693 00:46:50,767 --> 00:46:52,325 Ls his last name Starr? 694 00:46:52,769 --> 00:46:55,761 - No. McCartney. - McCartney, okay. 695 00:46:56,272 --> 00:46:58,103 - Oh, no. - All right. I'm sorry. 696 00:46:58,274 --> 00:47:00,674 No! This cop is writing me a ticket! 697 00:47:01,277 --> 00:47:03,268 Oh, whoa, whoa. I wouldn't go out there. 698 00:47:03,279 --> 00:47:04,678 - Wait, wait, wait! - Go on! 699 00:47:04,781 --> 00:47:06,146 I'm coming. 700 00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:08,273 The tags don't expire for seven months. 701 00:47:08,284 --> 00:47:11,082 - They expired May of this year. - No! No, no! 702 00:47:11,287 --> 00:47:12,754 They expire May of next year. 703 00:47:13,289 --> 00:47:15,280 I think there's been a misunderstanding. 704 00:47:15,291 --> 00:47:17,020 - I don't. - This is ridiculous. 705 00:47:17,293 --> 00:47:19,523 I'm not paying for this! It's October! 706 00:47:19,796 --> 00:47:22,264 Excuse me. Can I borrow this? Look, October! 707 00:47:22,298 --> 00:47:24,163 Lucy, let's go back inside. 708 00:47:25,301 --> 00:47:27,030 What? 709 00:47:36,813 --> 00:47:38,303 What? 710 00:47:44,821 --> 00:47:46,948 Having a bad day, Doug! 711 00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:30,127 Sweetheart... 712 00:48:30,867 --> 00:48:32,630 ...these are from the accident. 713 00:48:49,886 --> 00:48:52,616 Oh, no! 714 00:48:59,896 --> 00:49:02,296 I can feel it. 715 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:07,927 You were in the hospital for three months, sweetheart. 716 00:49:20,917 --> 00:49:25,115 I have to talk to this doctor. I need to hear it from him. 717 00:49:25,421 --> 00:49:27,412 You have heard it, sweetie. Many times. 718 00:49:29,425 --> 00:49:30,824 I have? 719 00:49:32,428 --> 00:49:33,986 I'll take her. 720 00:49:35,431 --> 00:49:38,093 I have to hear for myself too. 721 00:49:48,945 --> 00:49:51,140 Doug, just take this, okay? I can't... 722 00:49:51,141 --> 00:49:53,609 I can't look at it anymore. 723 00:49:54,450 --> 00:49:58,079 - It's gonna be all right, Luce. - Don't call me Luce. I barely know you. 724 00:49:58,454 --> 00:50:00,684 Sweetie, you're sort of dating him. 725 00:50:01,958 --> 00:50:04,324 Sorry I'm not better-looking. 726 00:50:06,462 --> 00:50:09,090 What else happened since last October? 727 00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:13,265 - What about my students? - Miss Campbell took over your class. 728 00:50:15,972 --> 00:50:18,907 - Did Alicia marry that guy? - Yeah. 729 00:50:18,975 --> 00:50:21,341 Doug, did you win the Mr. Hawaii contest? 730 00:50:21,477 --> 00:50:23,775 I didn't know there was gonna be a urine test. 731 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,708 Wow. 732 00:50:26,983 --> 00:50:28,348 Do we have sex? 733 00:50:29,986 --> 00:50:33,854 No, we don't. Just so everybody knows that. 734 00:50:34,991 --> 00:50:36,219 We want to. 735 00:50:37,493 --> 00:50:39,188 Just kidding. 736 00:50:42,999 --> 00:50:46,696 So you guys have to just lie to me every day. 737 00:51:00,516 --> 00:51:02,643 Hey, Lucy. Good to see you again. 738 00:51:05,521 --> 00:51:07,614 What the hell's her problem? 739 00:51:08,024 --> 00:51:10,549 She doesn't remember who you are, brah. 740 00:51:10,550 --> 00:51:12,391 Oh, yeah. 741 00:51:12,528 --> 00:51:15,292 I suck at this job. 742 00:51:17,033 --> 00:51:18,967 Lucy, these are your brain scans here. 743 00:51:19,035 --> 00:51:20,960 I'm afraid they show no improvement. 744 00:51:21,037 --> 00:51:23,528 The temporal lobe was severely damaged. 745 00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:26,971 What we believe is scar tissue here is impairing your ability... 746 00:51:27,043 --> 00:51:30,706 ...to convert short-term memory into long-term memory while you sleep. 747 00:51:31,047 --> 00:51:33,811 The condition's come to be known as Goldfield Syndrome. 748 00:51:34,050 --> 00:51:37,247 - Who's Goldfield? - A brilliant Lithuanian psychiatrist. 749 00:51:37,453 --> 00:51:39,478 He himself suffered temporal-lobe damage. 750 00:51:39,555 --> 00:51:41,648 Took him four years to publish his findings... 751 00:51:42,058 --> 00:51:44,720 ...because he had to keep starting over from scratch. 752 00:51:45,061 --> 00:51:48,428 Obviously, your sense of humor is still intact, and that's here. 753 00:51:48,564 --> 00:51:50,327 Magnificent amygdala as well. 754 00:51:50,566 --> 00:51:53,467 - Doctor, I have a question. - I'd be happy to answer it... 755 00:51:53,569 --> 00:51:57,972 ...but as I've told you before, this is a hygienic facility. Shirts are required. 756 00:51:58,074 --> 00:51:59,507 - Oh, okay. - Nice move. 757 00:52:01,577 --> 00:52:03,272 Listen, doctor, this... 758 00:52:03,579 --> 00:52:07,008 ...friend of mine's been experimenting a little with steroids. 759 00:52:07,083 --> 00:52:08,948 He's been having a lot of wet dreams. 760 00:52:09,585 --> 00:52:11,510 Could there be a connection between them? 761 00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:13,418 Douglas, get off the juice. 762 00:52:13,589 --> 00:52:16,615 As for the nocturnal emissions, why don't you take a swim... 763 00:52:17,093 --> 00:52:20,961 ...buy a shirt with no holes, find a wahine and take her to dinner. 764 00:52:21,097 --> 00:52:23,292 I'll tell my friend you said so. 765 00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:26,830 In any case, Lucy, your condition is stable... 766 00:52:27,103 --> 00:52:28,695 ...but most likely permanent. 767 00:52:29,105 --> 00:52:31,039 I'm so sorry, dear. 768 00:52:31,107 --> 00:52:32,802 But it could be worse. 769 00:52:34,610 --> 00:52:35,975 Yeah? How? 770 00:52:36,112 --> 00:52:38,945 I think you should meet Ten Second Tom. 771 00:52:39,031 --> 00:52:42,762 Callahan institute is the leading brain-injury clinic in the Pacific Rim. 772 00:52:43,119 --> 00:52:46,384 We are funded out of Sandusky, Ohio by T.B. Callahan... 773 00:52:46,622 --> 00:52:49,887 ...the automotive-components tycoon and philanthropist. 774 00:52:54,630 --> 00:52:57,155 And now, I would like to introduce to you... 775 00:52:57,633 --> 00:53:00,466 ...our most distinguished clinical subject... 776 00:53:00,636 --> 00:53:02,035 ...Tom. 777 00:53:02,138 --> 00:53:03,638 - Hi. I'm Tom. - Henry. 778 00:53:03,639 --> 00:53:04,867 - Marlin. - Doug. 779 00:53:05,141 --> 00:53:06,369 - Lucy. - Hi. 780 00:53:06,642 --> 00:53:08,803 Cool flip-flops. Where'd you get them? 781 00:53:09,145 --> 00:53:12,171 You like those? it's interesting. I was on the North Shore... 782 00:53:12,172 --> 00:53:13,376 Hi, I'm Tom. 783 00:53:14,150 --> 00:53:16,118 - Henry. - Hi. 784 00:53:16,152 --> 00:53:18,143 - Marlin. - Tom lost part of his brain... 785 00:53:18,654 --> 00:53:21,350 ...in a hunting accident. His memory lasts 10 seconds. 786 00:53:21,357 --> 00:53:23,154 I was in an accident? That's terrible. 787 00:53:23,159 --> 00:53:25,286 Don't worry. You'll get over it in seconds. 788 00:53:25,661 --> 00:53:29,119 Get over it? I mean, what happened? Did I get shot in the brain...? 789 00:53:29,165 --> 00:53:31,395 - Hi, I'm Tom. - Hi, I'm Lucy. 790 00:53:31,667 --> 00:53:32,929 - Hi. - Doug. 791 00:53:33,169 --> 00:53:34,397 - Hey. - Marlin. 792 00:53:34,670 --> 00:53:37,195 Hey, Tom, can I tell you a secret? 793 00:53:39,675 --> 00:53:42,735 Don't you think you're a little old to still have wet dreams? 794 00:53:46,182 --> 00:53:49,015 - They liked that. - Hi, I'm Tom. 795 00:53:49,185 --> 00:53:51,517 - Yeah, watch yourself, Tom. - Easy. 796 00:54:05,701 --> 00:54:08,101 - I'm gonna go to sleep. - All right. Good night. 797 00:54:08,204 --> 00:54:10,798 Good night, you guys. I'll see you tomorrow. 798 00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:15,302 - And I guess I'll see you too? - Oh, yeah. 799 00:54:15,711 --> 00:54:17,670 You had a rough day today. I'm sorry. 800 00:54:17,713 --> 00:54:19,908 I hope you get some rest tonight. 801 00:54:20,716 --> 00:54:22,217 Okay. 802 00:54:22,218 --> 00:54:23,685 Good night. 803 00:54:24,220 --> 00:54:25,482 So how you getting home? 804 00:54:25,721 --> 00:54:27,814 - You gonna take the Likelike or... - Hey. 805 00:54:30,226 --> 00:54:32,956 Thank you for being so nice to me today. 806 00:54:33,229 --> 00:54:35,730 - Sure. - I don't want you to... 807 00:54:35,731 --> 00:54:37,426 ...strike out tomorrow. 808 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:39,598 So maybe you could talk to me about... 809 00:54:40,236 --> 00:54:41,498 ...lilies. 810 00:54:41,737 --> 00:54:42,965 Lilies? 811 00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:44,968 I'm a sucker for lilies. 812 00:54:45,241 --> 00:54:46,868 Thanks for the tip. 813 00:54:47,243 --> 00:54:48,733 Good night. 814 00:54:48,744 --> 00:54:50,075 Good night. 815 00:54:50,746 --> 00:54:52,747 My, oh, my. 816 00:54:52,748 --> 00:54:54,739 - Lover-boy. - Yes, sir. 817 00:54:55,251 --> 00:54:57,446 You don't have to rush off. Stick around. 818 00:54:57,753 --> 00:55:00,221 You've earned yourself a couple beers. 819 00:55:01,557 --> 00:55:03,684 So what'll you do when you finish the boat? 820 00:55:03,759 --> 00:55:05,624 Actually, I'm going on a trip soon... 821 00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:08,161 ...to study undersea Pacific walrus behaviors. 822 00:55:08,264 --> 00:55:09,595 Sounds kind of fruity. 823 00:55:09,765 --> 00:55:11,995 - Thank you. - How long is it gonna take? 824 00:55:12,268 --> 00:55:13,496 About a year. 825 00:55:13,769 --> 00:55:15,600 Guess you won't miss days like this. 826 00:55:16,272 --> 00:55:18,968 Well, maybe days like this don't have to be so bad. 827 00:55:19,275 --> 00:55:21,106 What are you trying to say? 828 00:55:22,278 --> 00:55:23,643 When you guys tell her... 829 00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:26,304 ...she's not just finding out about the accident. 830 00:55:26,382 --> 00:55:29,615 She's finding out that her life is basically a setup. 831 00:55:29,785 --> 00:55:31,753 I think that freaks her out the most. 832 00:55:31,787 --> 00:55:33,186 - You're an expert now? - No. 833 00:55:33,789 --> 00:55:36,223 I'm saying I wish there was another way besides: 834 00:55:36,292 --> 00:55:39,989 "Sorry we couldn't trick you today. Here's pictures of your broken head." 835 00:55:40,296 --> 00:55:42,662 - You want a broken head? - You'll give him one? 836 00:55:42,798 --> 00:55:44,959 No, Daddy, I thought you was gonna do it. 837 00:55:45,301 --> 00:55:48,065 Nobody's gotta break my head. I'm gonna split anyways. 838 00:55:48,304 --> 00:55:50,864 Oh, don't go just because my son is psychotic. 839 00:55:50,906 --> 00:55:54,105 Good night. Sweet dreams. Keep them dry there, Doug. 840 00:55:54,810 --> 00:55:56,607 Very funny. 841 00:56:17,833 --> 00:56:20,335 - Excuse me. Lucy Whitmore? - Yes? 842 00:56:20,336 --> 00:56:22,736 I have a delivery for you. 843 00:56:23,339 --> 00:56:25,500 - A delivery for me? - Yes. 844 00:56:27,343 --> 00:56:30,141 Oh, they're beautiful. 845 00:56:30,846 --> 00:56:33,246 - Who are they from? - That I can't tell you. 846 00:56:33,349 --> 00:56:36,978 It's a secret admirer. He also wants you to have this. 847 00:56:37,353 --> 00:56:40,686 - Who's your friend, Lucy? - Oh, well, I mean, I don't know. 848 00:56:40,856 --> 00:56:43,154 We just met, but look. 849 00:56:43,359 --> 00:56:45,190 I have a secret admirer. 850 00:56:45,361 --> 00:56:47,989 Oh, really? What's this? 851 00:56:48,364 --> 00:56:49,854 It's a videotape. 852 00:56:50,366 --> 00:56:51,833 A videotape of what? 853 00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:54,028 I have no idea. 854 00:56:54,370 --> 00:56:56,167 But I have to find out. 855 00:56:57,373 --> 00:56:58,863 Happy birthday, Daddy. 856 00:56:58,874 --> 00:57:01,800 - Thank you, sweetie. - That's right. Happy birthday, sir. 857 00:57:01,877 --> 00:57:03,811 - What are you, 200 today? - That's cute. 858 00:57:04,380 --> 00:57:06,806 - What are you doing? - I wanted to try something different. 859 00:57:07,383 --> 00:57:09,817 If it doesn't work, we've only wasted one day. 860 00:57:29,405 --> 00:57:31,168 Martha Stewart faced charges... 861 00:57:33,909 --> 00:57:35,308 Oh, God! 862 00:58:15,951 --> 00:58:17,646 Okay, I think it's on. Go. Go. 863 00:58:17,953 --> 00:58:20,114 Aloha! I'm Henry Roth. 864 00:58:20,456 --> 00:58:26,452 We met here at the Hukilau Cafe about a year after your accident. 865 00:58:26,462 --> 00:58:29,488 I like you and you like me, most days. 866 00:58:29,965 --> 00:58:33,230 Every day is different, but basically this is what happens, Lucy. 867 00:58:33,469 --> 00:58:34,902 Kikikoloko, take the camera. 868 00:58:34,970 --> 00:58:36,232 - I got it. - Don't drop it. 869 00:58:36,472 --> 00:58:38,497 Okay, all right. Here we are, right here. 870 00:58:38,974 --> 00:58:41,238 The part of you in this reenactment... 871 00:58:41,276 --> 00:58:43,938 ...will be played by my good friend, Ula. 872 00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:47,040 Aloha. Sorry about your brain. 873 00:58:47,983 --> 00:58:49,382 I had a accident too. 874 00:58:49,485 --> 00:58:52,386 Believe it or not, this my good eye. 875 00:58:52,988 --> 00:58:54,216 - We ready? - Yeah. 876 00:58:54,490 --> 00:58:58,187 Hi. I like that waffle teepee that you have built. 877 00:58:58,494 --> 00:59:02,396 Oh! So nice of you to notice. Please, sit down. 878 00:59:02,498 --> 00:59:04,466 I would love to. 879 00:59:05,501 --> 00:59:07,162 My name is Henry, by the way. 880 00:59:07,163 --> 00:59:08,902 My name is Lucy. 881 00:59:09,004 --> 00:59:11,029 Smell my fingers? 882 00:59:12,508 --> 00:59:14,066 Fish. Right on. 883 00:59:14,510 --> 00:59:17,502 So, Lucy, I work at an aquarium. 884 00:59:18,013 --> 00:59:20,515 Aquariums make me super horny. 885 00:59:20,516 --> 00:59:23,178 That's not funny. Don't rub those. 886 00:59:23,519 --> 00:59:25,510 Sorry, Mr. Whitmore, if you're watching. 887 00:59:25,521 --> 00:59:27,580 It's very late, and my friend's unstable. 888 00:59:28,023 --> 00:59:30,719 Come on, stop with the licking! You're making me sick. 889 00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:32,050 Lucy, I'm sorry. 890 00:59:32,528 --> 00:59:37,031 Anyways, I know you wish I was making all this stuff up. 891 00:59:37,032 --> 00:59:39,193 I wish I was too. 892 00:59:40,336 --> 00:59:41,963 But the good news is... 893 00:59:42,037 --> 00:59:44,198 ...so many people out there care about you: 894 00:59:44,540 --> 00:59:48,003 Your dad and Doug and a couple of your friends here at the Hukilau... 895 00:59:48,043 --> 00:59:49,704 ...who have a message for you. 896 00:59:50,045 --> 00:59:53,981 Lucy, as you know, your mother and I were best friends. 897 00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:59,111 That's why I promised her that I would always help look after you. 898 01:00:01,056 --> 01:00:04,025 Sometimes life isn't very fair... 899 01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:06,584 ...but we still have you. 900 01:00:09,064 --> 01:00:12,966 Oh, and if you're wondering about this guy who's making this tape... 901 01:00:13,569 --> 01:00:16,197 ...he's okay. 902 01:00:16,572 --> 01:00:20,235 Hey, Lucy. Just so you know, since you lost your memory... 903 01:00:20,576 --> 01:00:23,272 ...I became governor of Hawaii. 904 01:00:23,579 --> 01:00:25,945 No, just kidding. I'm too smart. 905 01:00:28,083 --> 01:00:32,019 Kualaliku! Get your brother off the dishwasher! 906 01:00:33,088 --> 01:00:36,014 So whenever you're ready, we'd all love to talk to you... 907 01:00:36,091 --> 01:00:38,025 ...and answer any questions you have... 908 01:00:38,093 --> 01:00:40,926 ...and you're the best, Lucy. Aloha. 909 01:00:56,111 --> 01:00:58,636 How many times have I watched this? 910 01:00:59,114 --> 01:01:00,581 This is the first time. 911 01:01:05,621 --> 01:01:08,454 Okay, she cried for about an hour. That's not too bad. 912 01:01:08,624 --> 01:01:12,219 I bet in another hour she'll be ready to see her friends, have lunch... 913 01:01:12,628 --> 01:01:13,856 ...get her life back. 914 01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:16,063 We could do this every day. 915 01:01:18,634 --> 01:01:20,329 We'll leave it up to her. 916 01:01:20,636 --> 01:01:22,160 All right. 917 01:01:25,641 --> 01:01:27,836 So how's the cow? 918 01:01:28,143 --> 01:01:31,374 Same as you. Every day they have to convince her she's a cow. 919 01:01:36,151 --> 01:01:38,653 Wow, look. The bark is healing. 920 01:01:38,654 --> 01:01:40,713 You're gonna get there. 921 01:01:41,156 --> 01:01:43,818 I never hung out with you in the afternoon like this. 922 01:01:44,159 --> 01:01:46,627 In this lighting, man, oh, man, you look... 923 01:01:46,662 --> 01:01:48,789 ...disgusting. 924 01:01:49,164 --> 01:01:50,825 Yeah. 925 01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:56,001 I don't know how you get me to fall for that egg-shaped head every morning. 926 01:01:56,171 --> 01:01:59,106 All I have to do is slide on my designer jeans... 927 01:01:59,174 --> 01:02:02,701 ...and just kind of wiggle in front of you. You go nuts. 928 01:02:04,179 --> 01:02:07,842 Why couldn't I have met you one day before the accident? 929 01:02:08,183 --> 01:02:11,812 Don't worry, because if you hung out with me for more than one day... 930 01:02:12,187 --> 01:02:14,188 ...you'd realize I'm a bore. 931 01:02:14,189 --> 01:02:16,384 - Oh, well, I have news for you. - Yes? 932 01:02:16,692 --> 01:02:18,626 It takes less than one day. 933 01:02:18,694 --> 01:02:20,685 You know something? That hurt. 934 01:02:20,696 --> 01:02:23,597 Your damaged temporal lobe is causing me pain... 935 01:02:24,199 --> 01:02:26,030 ...and I'm gonna get you for that. 936 01:02:27,202 --> 01:02:29,136 Now you're dead! 937 01:02:47,723 --> 01:02:50,886 - I can't believe you're pregnant. - I know. 938 01:02:51,226 --> 01:02:54,152 - And I got her on the first try. - Yeah. Easy. 939 01:02:54,229 --> 01:02:56,026 And, Tammy, you are so thin. 940 01:02:56,231 --> 01:02:57,562 Thanks, Luce. 941 01:02:57,733 --> 01:02:59,530 And I'm so glad you finally got... 942 01:02:59,735 --> 01:03:02,932 ...that gender-reassignment surgery, Jennifer. I mean, Jonathan. 943 01:03:03,238 --> 01:03:04,899 Mahalo. 944 01:03:05,741 --> 01:03:07,265 - Here you go, Lucy. - Thank you. 945 01:03:07,743 --> 01:03:09,938 - You're welcome. - You must be Lucy's friend. 946 01:03:09,945 --> 01:03:13,437 - The one who made the tape. - I think he's more than my friend. 947 01:03:13,749 --> 01:03:15,774 - You're my boyfriend, right? - Yes, ma'am. 948 01:03:15,851 --> 01:03:18,547 So every day you help her to realize what happened... 949 01:03:18,754 --> 01:03:21,518 ...and you wait patiently for her to be okay with it... 950 01:03:21,757 --> 01:03:23,816 ...then get her to fall in love with you again? 951 01:03:24,259 --> 01:03:25,521 Yes, ma'am. 952 01:03:26,762 --> 01:03:27,990 You asshole! 953 01:03:28,263 --> 01:03:31,323 You don't even open the fricking car door for me anymore. 954 01:03:32,267 --> 01:03:33,632 You're in trouble. 955 01:03:34,770 --> 01:03:36,397 I gotta go tinkle. 956 01:03:40,776 --> 01:03:44,268 Okay, so tell me a little bit more about yourself. 957 01:03:44,279 --> 01:03:46,338 Okay. Well, I've... 958 01:03:46,782 --> 01:03:49,979 ...won over seven all-you-can-eat chicken-wing contests. 959 01:03:49,980 --> 01:03:51,912 - Really? - Yes. 960 01:03:52,287 --> 01:03:55,313 And I'm a ballet dancer, but only in my bathroom. 961 01:03:55,791 --> 01:03:58,225 No, what do you want to know? 962 01:03:59,795 --> 01:04:01,353 Do you love me? 963 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,665 I didn't mean to put you on the spot. 964 01:04:06,802 --> 01:04:09,566 I was just asking more for informational purposes. 965 01:04:09,805 --> 01:04:12,137 It's to keep the video as up-to-date as possible. 966 01:04:12,307 --> 01:04:13,968 Sure. 967 01:04:14,810 --> 01:04:18,746 Well, love is a very loaded word. 968 01:04:21,316 --> 01:04:23,307 Let's see. I... 969 01:04:23,819 --> 01:04:29,121 I go to this restaurant every morning, and I see you there, reading. 970 01:04:29,825 --> 01:04:31,690 And... 971 01:04:33,829 --> 01:04:36,354 I love you very much. 972 01:04:36,832 --> 01:04:39,960 Probably more than anybody could love another person. 973 01:04:43,839 --> 01:04:46,467 And how do I feel about you? 974 01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:49,810 You're excited about the chicken-wing thing. 975 01:04:50,345 --> 01:04:52,142 And... 976 01:04:52,347 --> 01:04:55,544 ...you've been dying to make out with me for some time now. 977 01:05:07,362 --> 01:05:08,852 Feeling better now? 978 01:05:08,864 --> 01:05:11,697 Nothing beats a first kiss. 979 01:05:19,374 --> 01:05:22,502 There's nothing like a first kiss. 980 01:05:44,900 --> 01:05:47,027 Nothing beats a first kiss. 981 01:05:47,402 --> 01:05:49,563 That's what I've heard. 982 01:05:54,409 --> 01:05:56,536 Nothing beats a first... 983 01:06:07,923 --> 01:06:09,185 What are you doing? 984 01:06:09,424 --> 01:06:11,915 Nothing. I was just getting some lint off for you. 985 01:06:11,927 --> 01:06:13,895 You were going for a feelski! 986 01:06:13,929 --> 01:06:18,832 All right, I'm sorry, but this is like the 23rd time we've made out already... 987 01:06:19,434 --> 01:06:20,924 ...and they're getting blue. 988 01:06:21,436 --> 01:06:23,904 I know. I know. 989 01:06:23,939 --> 01:06:26,840 I mean, I really don't know. 990 01:06:26,942 --> 01:06:29,877 For me, it still feels like the first time. 991 01:06:29,945 --> 01:06:31,640 Okay, let's average it out then. 992 01:06:31,947 --> 01:06:34,882 It's the 23rd time for me and the first time for you. 993 01:06:34,950 --> 01:06:37,282 - That's about our 12th time. - Yeah? 994 01:06:37,452 --> 01:06:40,421 Now, Hawaiian law clearly states after the 12th date... 995 01:06:40,956 --> 01:06:44,187 ...I'm entitled to unlimited boob access. 996 01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:49,260 Why didn't I meet you one day before the accident? 997 01:06:50,465 --> 01:06:52,831 You say that all the time. 998 01:06:52,968 --> 01:06:54,936 You want to meet a friend of mine? 999 01:06:58,974 --> 01:07:00,532 All right. 1000 01:07:01,476 --> 01:07:05,207 Jocko, this is Lucy. Lucy, this is Jocko. 1001 01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:09,007 Wow! Thank you. Nice to meet you. 1002 01:07:09,985 --> 01:07:12,510 He is awesome! He is so smart. 1003 01:07:12,988 --> 01:07:17,220 Check this out. Jocko, what does the teapot do when the water's ready? 1004 01:07:20,495 --> 01:07:22,395 - Very good. - Can I ask him a question? 1005 01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:24,055 Go ahead. 1006 01:07:24,499 --> 01:07:26,160 Jocko... 1007 01:07:26,501 --> 01:07:30,198 ...do you think that Henry and I are ready to take our relationship... 1008 01:07:30,199 --> 01:07:31,802 ...to the next level? 1009 01:07:33,508 --> 01:07:35,271 You sure about that? 1010 01:07:36,011 --> 01:07:38,741 Do you think I should bring him into the other room... 1011 01:07:39,014 --> 01:07:41,448 ...and take advantage of him? 1012 01:07:47,522 --> 01:07:49,319 I saw that hand gesture. 1013 01:07:49,524 --> 01:07:51,492 - And I'm glad you did it. - Really? 1014 01:08:04,039 --> 01:08:06,007 - Use that. - Oh, wow. Look! 1015 01:08:06,041 --> 01:08:07,269 - Yeah. - They're... 1016 01:08:07,542 --> 01:08:09,976 They're nodding in approval, I hope. 1017 01:08:10,045 --> 01:08:12,411 They like you. Let me get them out of there. 1018 01:08:12,547 --> 01:08:15,507 Mary-Kate, Ashley, get a life. Thank you. Sorry. 1019 01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:18,781 - Oh, they're very nice, though. - Yeah, so are you. 1020 01:08:19,054 --> 01:08:21,181 Let me get you down slow. 1021 01:08:21,556 --> 01:08:23,990 - Thank you. - My pleasure. 1022 01:08:46,581 --> 01:08:50,017 All right, I just wrote this, so go easy on me. 1023 01:08:51,086 --> 01:08:54,715 The Hukilau was the place 1024 01:08:56,091 --> 01:08:58,525 Where I first saw your face 1025 01:09:00,595 --> 01:09:03,223 We liked each other right away 1026 01:09:05,100 --> 01:09:09,230 But you didn't remember me The very next day 1027 01:09:10,105 --> 01:09:14,108 Forgetful Lucy 1028 01:09:14,109 --> 01:09:17,670 Has got a nice caboose-y 1029 01:09:19,114 --> 01:09:23,312 I used to trick you into pulling Your car over so we could chat 1030 01:09:23,618 --> 01:09:27,987 But my favorite time was when you Beat the shit out of Ula with a bat 1031 01:09:28,623 --> 01:09:32,059 And we drove up to see Dr. Keats 1032 01:09:32,627 --> 01:09:35,994 And found out why Doug always Has to change his sheets 1033 01:09:38,133 --> 01:09:41,635 Forgetful Lucy 1034 01:09:41,636 --> 01:09:46,130 Cracked her head like Gary Busey 1035 01:09:46,641 --> 01:09:49,405 But I still love her so 1036 01:09:50,645 --> 01:09:53,910 And I'll never let her go 1037 01:09:55,150 --> 01:09:58,916 Even if while I'm singing this song 1038 01:09:59,654 --> 01:10:02,953 She's wishing I had Jocko the Walrus' schlong 1039 01:10:04,659 --> 01:10:09,062 Forgetful Lucy 1040 01:10:09,664 --> 01:10:13,667 Her lips are so damn juicy 1041 01:10:13,668 --> 01:10:18,264 How about another first kiss 1042 01:10:28,683 --> 01:10:30,810 Can't fall asleep. 1043 01:10:31,186 --> 01:10:33,154 I'm not sleeping. 1044 01:10:33,188 --> 01:10:35,986 I'm just closing my eyes. 1045 01:10:36,191 --> 01:10:38,421 Well, I'm gonna go downstairs then. 1046 01:10:38,693 --> 01:10:42,891 No, no. I'm just resting. 1047 01:10:44,699 --> 01:10:46,291 Lucy. 1048 01:10:46,701 --> 01:10:48,202 Yeah. 1049 01:10:48,203 --> 01:10:50,194 Will you marry me? 1050 01:10:57,712 --> 01:11:01,079 - Of course. - Good. 1051 01:11:01,716 --> 01:11:04,310 Don't forget about me. 1052 01:11:05,220 --> 01:11:07,085 Never. 1053 01:11:24,239 --> 01:11:25,672 Good morning. 1054 01:11:32,247 --> 01:11:33,475 Oh, shit! 1055 01:11:33,748 --> 01:11:35,909 - Help! Help! - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lucy. 1056 01:11:35,910 --> 01:11:38,583 Lucy! Lucy! Hey, hey, hey. 1057 01:11:38,753 --> 01:11:40,983 I know this is hard for you to understand... 1058 01:11:41,256 --> 01:11:43,588 ...but we are actually seeing each other. 1059 01:11:43,758 --> 01:11:45,589 We have been for a while now. 1060 01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:46,988 Oh! Lucy! Lucy! Lucy! 1061 01:11:47,262 --> 01:11:49,423 If I was lying, how would I know this? 1062 01:11:49,764 --> 01:11:52,927 You're an art teacher and you go to the Hukilau every Sunday... 1063 01:11:53,268 --> 01:11:56,829 ...and you make waffle houses and you like Casablanca lilies. 1064 01:11:56,830 --> 01:12:00,138 - Stalker! - No, don't you remember me a little? 1065 01:12:07,282 --> 01:12:10,012 I may not be able to kick your ass, but my sister can. 1066 01:12:10,285 --> 01:12:11,547 Thanks, buddy. 1067 01:12:11,786 --> 01:12:14,550 Little Sammy Sosa's a bit shook up, but she'll be okay. 1068 01:12:14,789 --> 01:12:16,620 She's watching the tape as we speak. 1069 01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:18,884 How's my temporal lobe looking there, doc? 1070 01:12:18,893 --> 01:12:22,294 Don't worry. You're not gonna suffer any short-term memory loss. 1071 01:12:22,797 --> 01:12:25,732 But was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you? 1072 01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:29,133 Don't make fun of Henry. It's not his fault it's shaped like that. 1073 01:12:29,304 --> 01:12:32,671 Note the intense overreaction. That's the "roids" talking. 1074 01:12:32,807 --> 01:12:36,504 - Doug, once again, off the juice. - It's not juice. 1075 01:12:36,811 --> 01:12:38,642 It's a protein shake. 1076 01:12:38,813 --> 01:12:42,647 Henry, the boys tell me you're setting sail for Alaska to study walruses. 1077 01:12:42,817 --> 01:12:45,615 - When does that adventure begin? - That actually began... 1078 01:12:45,820 --> 01:12:49,847 ...ten years ago. That's when I started planning and building my boat. 1079 01:12:50,325 --> 01:12:54,455 All I know is, out of all mammals, they have the second-largest penis. 1080 01:12:55,830 --> 01:12:57,388 I have the first. 1081 01:12:59,334 --> 01:13:00,665 That's my joke. 1082 01:13:00,835 --> 01:13:02,632 Did you tell Lucy about this trip? 1083 01:13:03,338 --> 01:13:04,805 Well... 1084 01:13:04,839 --> 01:13:08,707 ...actually, there's nothing to tell because I decided not to go. 1085 01:13:08,843 --> 01:13:10,640 I mean, Lucy needs me here. 1086 01:13:10,845 --> 01:13:14,042 I'm just worried about going away for a year... 1087 01:13:14,349 --> 01:13:16,647 ...and ruining all the progress she's made. 1088 01:13:16,851 --> 01:13:18,341 I know you think I'm crazy... 1089 01:13:18,353 --> 01:13:20,116 ...but I think deep down inside... 1090 01:13:20,355 --> 01:13:23,847 - ...she's starting to remember me. - No, Henry. 1091 01:13:23,858 --> 01:13:27,419 That's what you want to believe. It's what we all want to believe. 1092 01:13:28,363 --> 01:13:29,830 But it's never gonna happen. 1093 01:13:33,868 --> 01:13:35,995 Okay. I gotta go to work. 1094 01:13:36,871 --> 01:13:39,465 Will you tell her I'll be back later to pick her up? 1095 01:13:39,474 --> 01:13:42,739 See you, guys. Don't tell anyone your sister beat me up. 1096 01:13:43,378 --> 01:13:47,109 He could go to the moon and back and Lucy would never even know he left. 1097 01:13:47,382 --> 01:13:50,545 Sometimes I wish my wife had Goldfield Syndrome. 1098 01:13:50,885 --> 01:13:53,854 That way she wouldn't remember when I called her mother... 1099 01:13:54,389 --> 01:13:58,689 ...a loud, obnoxious drunk with a face like J. Edgar Hoover's ass. 1100 01:14:00,895 --> 01:14:04,023 All right. There's your medicine, little fellow. 1101 01:14:04,399 --> 01:14:07,095 Ula! Get back to cleaning the pool! 1102 01:14:07,402 --> 01:14:11,532 If that's one of your special brownies, don't let any of the dolphins eat that. 1103 01:14:11,906 --> 01:14:15,342 How do you think I get them to double flip and play with white kids? 1104 01:14:18,913 --> 01:14:20,244 Okay, Willie, that's it. 1105 01:14:20,415 --> 01:14:23,009 This time try to stay clean for more than a day. 1106 01:14:23,418 --> 01:14:25,613 I made you a nice anchovy sundae. 1107 01:14:25,614 --> 01:14:27,285 Okay, enjoy that. 1108 01:14:27,922 --> 01:14:29,389 Henry? 1109 01:14:29,924 --> 01:14:32,154 - Hey! - How's your head? 1110 01:14:32,427 --> 01:14:35,590 - Oh, it's fine. Don't worry. - Good. 1111 01:14:35,930 --> 01:14:37,955 What brings your royal cuteness out here? 1112 01:14:37,956 --> 01:14:39,331 I needed to see you. 1113 01:14:39,934 --> 01:14:41,424 Okay. What you got there? 1114 01:14:41,936 --> 01:14:44,598 It's my journal. I write in it every night. 1115 01:14:44,939 --> 01:14:47,703 - Oh, you don't like the video? - No, I love it. 1116 01:14:47,942 --> 01:14:52,311 It's just sometimes when I watch it, I feel like I'm being told about my life... 1117 01:14:52,447 --> 01:14:54,915 ...from someone else. And when I read this... 1118 01:14:54,949 --> 01:14:57,679 ...it's like I'm telling myself. 1119 01:14:57,952 --> 01:14:59,476 When did you start this up? 1120 01:14:59,954 --> 01:15:01,888 Right after you gave me the video. 1121 01:15:01,956 --> 01:15:04,288 - Really? - I was so nervous to come here... 1122 01:15:04,459 --> 01:15:07,792 ...and meet the guy that makes me fall in love with him every day. 1123 01:15:08,463 --> 01:15:11,523 Well, you probably thought I couldn't live up to the hype. 1124 01:15:11,524 --> 01:15:15,163 No. I was nervous because... 1125 01:15:17,472 --> 01:15:19,736 Because I came here to break up with you. 1126 01:15:20,975 --> 01:15:24,978 You had plans and a life... 1127 01:15:24,979 --> 01:15:27,709 ...before you met me and now all you have time for... 1128 01:15:27,982 --> 01:15:30,280 ...is to make me fall in love with you. 1129 01:15:30,485 --> 01:15:33,420 That's not all I do. I gave a penguin a bath today. 1130 01:15:36,491 --> 01:15:38,425 Which I'll have to do again tomorrow. 1131 01:15:38,493 --> 01:15:43,123 I look at my dad and my brother's lives and I won't do that to you. 1132 01:15:43,498 --> 01:15:47,867 What do you want me to do? Be some chapter in your scrapbook and go? 1133 01:15:48,002 --> 01:15:49,469 No. 1134 01:15:50,505 --> 01:15:56,933 My plan is to erase you completely, so it's as if you never existed. 1135 01:15:59,013 --> 01:16:01,140 Why are you doing this? 1136 01:16:02,016 --> 01:16:06,282 Because you have to understand that there is no future with me. 1137 01:16:06,521 --> 01:16:10,618 Don't you want to have a career and marriage and children? 1138 01:16:11,826 --> 01:16:14,021 I asked you to marry me. You said yes. 1139 01:16:14,028 --> 01:16:15,859 Kids? Yeah, I'd love to do it. 1140 01:16:17,031 --> 01:16:19,898 But how is that going to work? 1141 01:16:20,034 --> 01:16:24,300 I'm gonna wake up every morning with an enormous belly and no memory... 1142 01:16:24,539 --> 01:16:25,836 ...of how it happened? 1143 01:16:27,542 --> 01:16:30,943 I have to make a new journal that doesn't have you in it. 1144 01:16:31,045 --> 01:16:32,842 But before I do... 1145 01:16:33,047 --> 01:16:35,777 ...I really want you to read what I wrote about you. 1146 01:16:36,050 --> 01:16:37,915 I will read about it tomorrow... 1147 01:16:38,052 --> 01:16:41,146 ...when you forget about all this breaking up stuff, okay? 1148 01:16:41,556 --> 01:16:44,957 I'm not going to forget it. I wrote it down. I won't let myself. 1149 01:16:45,059 --> 01:16:48,028 And I'm gonna do it whether you want me to or not. 1150 01:16:48,563 --> 01:16:50,861 I'll be at my house. 1151 01:16:59,073 --> 01:17:01,268 Okay, type this one in there. 1152 01:17:01,576 --> 01:17:03,339 Saturday, November 25th. 1153 01:17:03,578 --> 01:17:08,379 I drove out to Callahan institute today and had a talk with Dr. Keats. 1154 01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:10,880 There's one about me. 1155 01:17:11,085 --> 01:17:15,283 Reminder: He makes funny noises when I kiss his neck. 1156 01:17:16,591 --> 01:17:18,091 I'm gonna miss that. 1157 01:17:18,092 --> 01:17:20,287 You sure you don't want me to put that in? 1158 01:17:29,103 --> 01:17:31,298 - We can skip that one. - No, let me read it. 1159 01:17:31,305 --> 01:17:35,371 We made love tonight! it didn't last long, but it was incredible. 1160 01:17:38,112 --> 01:17:42,515 It's not all about how long you go. it's... There was a connection, I thought. 1161 01:17:44,118 --> 01:17:45,847 Actually, let's just rip that out. 1162 01:18:08,643 --> 01:18:11,009 Well, that's that. 1163 01:18:18,653 --> 01:18:20,678 Henry, wait! 1164 01:18:26,661 --> 01:18:29,653 Could I have one last first kiss? 1165 01:19:41,736 --> 01:19:45,263 - I ain't gonna do this, Marlin. - You have to, Henry. 1166 01:20:18,773 --> 01:20:21,767 I'm gonna miss you, but I gotta get the hell off this island. 1167 01:20:21,776 --> 01:20:23,300 I'm sorry I can't take you... 1168 01:20:23,778 --> 01:20:27,805 ...but you've lived here so long you're too big of a pansy to defend yourself. 1169 01:20:29,283 --> 01:20:32,980 I don't feel bad for you. I know you got a thing going on with Candace. 1170 01:20:36,791 --> 01:20:38,258 Candace and Bernice? 1171 01:20:40,795 --> 01:20:42,660 Candace, Bernice and Rose? 1172 01:20:44,799 --> 01:20:48,428 Yeah. I fell for one chick and I'm losing my mind. Good luck with that. 1173 01:20:48,803 --> 01:20:50,202 Okay, baby. 1174 01:20:50,304 --> 01:20:51,965 I love you. 1175 01:20:52,306 --> 01:20:54,774 Thanks, buddy. Remember to use a condom. 1176 01:20:55,309 --> 01:20:57,300 Or in your case, a Hefty bag. 1177 01:21:07,822 --> 01:21:09,255 Well... 1178 01:21:09,323 --> 01:21:12,417 Okay, you guys. Thanks for coming to say goodbye. 1179 01:21:12,827 --> 01:21:14,522 Be careful. 1180 01:21:14,829 --> 01:21:17,764 You make sure your father doesn't get eaten by a shark. 1181 01:21:24,338 --> 01:21:27,273 Thank you, buddy. What does that mean again? 1182 01:21:27,842 --> 01:21:29,639 Bring me back a T-shirt. 1183 01:21:29,844 --> 01:21:32,176 Oh, okay. You got it. 1184 01:21:32,847 --> 01:21:35,042 Come here. All right. Love you guys. 1185 01:21:35,850 --> 01:21:38,785 My shirt size is medium husky. 1186 01:21:40,855 --> 01:21:43,153 Hey! Kikikuloa! 1187 01:21:43,357 --> 01:21:46,155 No flippies off the dock! You could get hurt! 1188 01:21:48,863 --> 01:21:53,732 No! All right. Let the master show you how to get it done. 1189 01:22:01,876 --> 01:22:05,505 Now you kids go down there and find my nuts. 1190 01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:07,711 Sure you don't want to take Doug? 1191 01:22:07,882 --> 01:22:11,511 Hey! What the heck are you guys doing here? 1192 01:22:11,886 --> 01:22:16,348 I spoke to the harbormaster and he said you were setting sail today... 1193 01:22:16,390 --> 01:22:18,620 ...so we thought we'd wish you bon voyage. 1194 01:22:18,893 --> 01:22:21,885 This is from Nick and Sue. They send their best wishes. 1195 01:22:22,396 --> 01:22:26,230 That's very nice. Spam and Reese's. All right. 1196 01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,800 I love Spam and Reese's. Can I have it? 1197 01:22:28,903 --> 01:22:30,495 I guess. 1198 01:22:31,405 --> 01:22:33,406 - Doug! - That's all right. 1199 01:22:33,407 --> 01:22:36,433 - I'm sorry. - So... 1200 01:22:37,411 --> 01:22:38,673 ...how's Lucy? 1201 01:22:39,413 --> 01:22:42,143 Actually, she's living at the institute. 1202 01:22:42,917 --> 01:22:46,284 - When did that happen? - Three weeks ago. 1203 01:22:46,921 --> 01:22:50,652 Said she didn't want to be a burden to me and Doug anymore. I don't know. 1204 01:22:50,925 --> 01:22:53,393 I couldn't talk her out of it. You know what? 1205 01:22:53,427 --> 01:22:55,622 She's doing really great up there. 1206 01:22:55,930 --> 01:22:58,990 She's teaching an art class and she gets to paint every day. 1207 01:22:59,433 --> 01:23:01,264 In fact, she's even singing again. 1208 01:23:01,435 --> 01:23:03,630 Hey, look, I got a little gift for you too. 1209 01:23:03,938 --> 01:23:07,738 It's just a little something from one sailor to another one. 1210 01:23:09,443 --> 01:23:11,377 You take care of yourself out there. 1211 01:23:11,946 --> 01:23:14,380 - I will. - Okay. 1212 01:23:22,957 --> 01:23:24,891 Henry did not tell me about you. 1213 01:23:24,959 --> 01:23:27,553 Your fisherman muscles. 1214 01:23:28,462 --> 01:23:29,724 Can I touch? 1215 01:23:29,964 --> 01:23:31,795 Sure. 1216 01:23:37,471 --> 01:23:39,405 Yes. 1217 01:23:46,981 --> 01:23:48,278 The Beach Boys? 1218 01:23:48,482 --> 01:23:51,349 How nice of him to give me a CD that will remind me... 1219 01:23:51,986 --> 01:23:55,444 ...of all the wonderful times I shared with his daughter. 1220 01:23:55,489 --> 01:23:57,889 What an asshole! 1221 01:24:16,510 --> 01:24:18,535 Oh, why? 1222 01:24:19,013 --> 01:24:21,345 Why would you do this to me? 1223 01:24:21,515 --> 01:24:24,040 You sick bastard! 1224 01:24:28,522 --> 01:24:30,080 Oh, my God. 1225 01:24:31,025 --> 01:24:32,959 Is he trying to tell me something? 1226 01:24:37,531 --> 01:24:39,965 She only sings on days she meets you. 1227 01:24:42,036 --> 01:24:44,004 She remembers me? 1228 01:24:44,538 --> 01:24:46,130 Holy shit! 1229 01:24:47,541 --> 01:24:50,305 She remembers me! 1230 01:24:55,549 --> 01:24:57,244 Julia, that looks great. 1231 01:24:57,245 --> 01:24:59,383 Excuse me. What am I doing? 1232 01:25:00,054 --> 01:25:03,319 You're painting a picture. And you're doing an excellent job. 1233 01:25:03,557 --> 01:25:05,184 Oh. 1234 01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:09,586 Holy crap! I suck. 1235 01:25:18,072 --> 01:25:19,767 Hey, hey, hey. 1236 01:25:20,074 --> 01:25:22,907 - Can we help you, sir? - Yes. I have an appointment. 1237 01:25:23,077 --> 01:25:25,511 - What's your name? - My name? 1238 01:25:28,082 --> 01:25:31,279 Dude, he forgot his name. I feel bad for him. 1239 01:25:31,585 --> 01:25:34,486 Just go on up. And good luck with that memory problem. 1240 01:25:34,588 --> 01:25:36,579 Yeah. Thank you. 1241 01:25:38,592 --> 01:25:39,889 What? 1242 01:25:40,594 --> 01:25:42,687 Lucy! 1243 01:25:43,097 --> 01:25:44,792 Lucy! 1244 01:25:45,099 --> 01:25:47,593 - Hi, I'm Tom. - Hey, I met you before. I'm Henry. 1245 01:25:47,601 --> 01:25:50,399 Maybe you can help me. I'm looking for Lucy Whitmore. 1246 01:25:50,604 --> 01:25:52,128 Any idea where I can find her? 1247 01:25:52,606 --> 01:25:53,606 Hi, I'm Tom. 1248 01:25:53,607 --> 01:25:56,576 Oh. Thanks anyways. 1249 01:25:57,611 --> 01:25:59,476 Lucy! 1250 01:26:00,114 --> 01:26:01,581 Lucy! 1251 01:26:05,619 --> 01:26:07,382 Lucy Whitmore... 1252 01:26:08,622 --> 01:26:10,487 ...can I ask you a question? 1253 01:26:13,627 --> 01:26:15,822 Do you have any idea who I am? 1254 01:26:22,136 --> 01:26:25,299 - No. - No? 1255 01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:28,665 That sucks. 1256 01:26:30,144 --> 01:26:33,136 - What's your name? - I'm Henry. 1257 01:26:33,647 --> 01:26:35,410 Henry. 1258 01:26:36,650 --> 01:26:39,517 I want to show you something. Will you come with me? 1259 01:26:40,154 --> 01:26:41,553 Well, yeah. 1260 01:26:43,157 --> 01:26:45,091 Hey. Do you know who that guy is? 1261 01:26:45,159 --> 01:26:47,320 Dude, I don't even know who I am. 1262 01:26:47,661 --> 01:26:49,925 Oh, well, you're Pablo Picasso. 1263 01:26:50,164 --> 01:26:53,861 - Really? - No. Not really. 1264 01:26:57,171 --> 01:26:59,833 This is my studio. 1265 01:27:19,193 --> 01:27:21,855 I don't know who you are, Henry... 1266 01:27:23,697 --> 01:27:27,633 ...but I dream about you almost every night. 1267 01:27:30,204 --> 01:27:31,728 Why? 1268 01:27:32,206 --> 01:27:36,267 What would you say if I told you that notebook you read every day... 1269 01:27:36,710 --> 01:27:39,736 ...used to have a lot of stuff about me in it? 1270 01:27:41,215 --> 01:27:43,809 I would say that that makes a lot of sense. 1271 01:27:44,218 --> 01:27:46,015 You erased me from your memories... 1272 01:27:46,220 --> 01:27:49,383 ...because you thought you were holding me back from having... 1273 01:27:49,723 --> 01:27:51,452 ...a full and happy life. 1274 01:27:51,725 --> 01:27:54,216 But you made a mistake. 1275 01:27:54,728 --> 01:27:58,357 Being with you is the only way I could have a full and happy life. 1276 01:27:59,233 --> 01:28:01,497 You're the girl of my dreams... 1277 01:28:01,735 --> 01:28:05,501 ...and apparently I'm the man of yours. 1278 01:28:10,244 --> 01:28:12,007 Henry. 1279 01:28:12,246 --> 01:28:13,645 It's nice to meet you. 1280 01:28:14,248 --> 01:28:17,240 Lucy, it's nice to meet you too. 1281 01:28:21,755 --> 01:28:23,723 Hi, I'm Tom. 1282 01:28:23,757 --> 01:28:25,918 Henry, Lucy. Nice to meet you, Tom. 1283 01:28:26,260 --> 01:28:29,889 Now why don't you come back in ten seconds so we can meet again? 1284 01:29:15,309 --> 01:29:18,804 Do you, Honah Lee, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife... 1285 01:29:18,812 --> 01:29:21,178 ...to have and to hold from this day forth... 1286 01:29:21,815 --> 01:29:23,908 ...as long as you both shall live? 1287 01:29:23,909 --> 01:29:25,785 - I do. - Really? 1288 01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:28,515 Even though in, like, 10, 15 years... 1289 01:29:28,822 --> 01:29:31,318 ...she could possibly let herself go and then, like... 1290 01:29:31,325 --> 01:29:33,691 ...sex could be, like, nauseating for you? 1291 01:29:33,827 --> 01:29:36,523 What are you, nuts? Your wife's right over there. 1292 01:29:38,832 --> 01:29:40,561 I'm just kidding, Muumuu! 1293 01:29:40,834 --> 01:29:43,701 I now pronounce you man and wife. 1294 01:29:48,842 --> 01:29:51,310 Mazel tov! 1295 01:29:52,346 --> 01:29:54,439 It's very cold, so when you're ready... 1296 01:29:54,848 --> 01:29:58,477 ...put on a jacket and come have breakfast with me. Love you. 1297 01:30:30,384 --> 01:30:35,481 Hey, hey! Good morning, Mrs. Roth. Would you like to meet your daughter? 1298 01:30:35,889 --> 01:30:37,151 Go say hello to Mommy. 1299 01:30:38,892 --> 01:30:40,553 Hi, Mommy. 1300 01:30:42,896 --> 01:30:44,887 That's right. 1301 01:30:46,400 --> 01:30:48,027 Good morning. 1302 01:30:49,903 --> 01:30:52,064 Oh, my goodness!