1 00:00:01,349 --> 00:00:03,786 [haunting instrumental music] 2 00:00:03,829 --> 00:00:11,837 ♪ 3 00:00:43,217 --> 00:00:45,871 [school bell ringing] 4 00:00:45,915 --> 00:00:46,872 Why are you late? 5 00:00:46,916 --> 00:00:48,004 You're not gonna like the answer. 6 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,397 I already know the answer. 7 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:50,833 I missed the bus. 8 00:00:50,876 --> 00:00:53,270 I don't doubt it. No bus stops near Brad's. 9 00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:55,055 You spent the night, the alarm didn't work. 10 00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:56,273 Or maybe it did. 11 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:58,014 I didn't sleep with him. 12 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,016 Girl, I bet there's something--I missed the bus! 13 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,626 There's something either very wrong with you, 14 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:03,367 or there's something very wrong with him. 15 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:04,586 There's nothin' wrong with him. 16 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:06,544 Please tell me you know that for a fact. 17 00:01:06,588 --> 00:01:07,937 Melanie, I gotta go. 18 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:09,112 You're lying, aren't you? 19 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:10,592 I wouldn't lie to you. 20 00:01:10,635 --> 00:01:12,115 Good morning, guys! 21 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:14,596 [kids] Good morning, Miss Rebecca. 22 00:01:14,639 --> 00:01:16,032 Everybody's in their seat? 23 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:16,946 [kids] Yes. 24 00:01:16,989 --> 00:01:19,644 Okay. 25 00:01:19,688 --> 00:01:22,995 Sidney, why don't you tell us what you did this weekend? 26 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:24,997 Come on, 27 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:27,391 Sidney, we know you're not shy. 28 00:01:27,435 --> 00:01:30,264 How come we always have to tell you what we did, 29 00:01:30,307 --> 00:01:32,440 and you never tell us what you did? 30 00:01:32,483 --> 00:01:35,791 Okay. 31 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:37,967 I had a really great weekend. 32 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:39,664 But you can't tell Miss Melanie, okay? 33 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:41,144 What did you do? 34 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:43,842 I made a new friend. 35 00:01:43,886 --> 00:01:46,584 It's so much fun to make new friends, isn't it? 36 00:01:46,628 --> 00:01:48,064 [kids] Yeah. 37 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:51,676 Did you tell your mom and dad about your new friend? 38 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,504 Absolutely. 39 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:57,160 You should never keep anything from your parents. 40 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:59,771 And I told mine-- [speaking gibberish] 41 00:01:59,815 --> 00:02:01,904 [laughter] 42 00:02:01,947 --> 00:02:04,124 [speaking gibberish] What-- 43 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:06,169 [laughter] 44 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:08,998 [speaking gibberish] 45 00:02:10,913 --> 00:02:13,176 [speaking gibberish] 46 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:20,314 [speaking gibberish] 47 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:22,707 [heart thumping] 48 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,103 "C"-- 49 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,584 "A"-- 50 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:31,455 "L"-- 51 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:33,065 "H," "E"-- 52 00:02:33,109 --> 00:02:34,066 The! 53 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:37,157 We know that word, "the"! 54 00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:44,860 [heart thumping] 55 00:03:01,398 --> 00:03:03,879 [Wilson] 29-year-old female, 56 00:03:03,922 --> 00:03:05,446 first seizure one month ago. 57 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:08,318 Lost the ability to speak. Babbled like a baby. 58 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:10,799 Progressive deterioration of mental status. 59 00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:12,279 [House] See that? 60 00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:14,368 They all assume that I'm a patient because of this cane. 61 00:03:14,411 --> 00:03:16,239 So put on a white coat like the rest of us. 62 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:17,980 I don't want 'em to think I'm a doctor. 63 00:03:18,023 --> 00:03:19,416 You see where the administration might have a problem 64 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:20,417 with that attitude. 65 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:22,637 People don't want a sick doctor. 66 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,553 Well, that's fair enough. I don't like healthy patients. 67 00:03:25,596 --> 00:03:26,728 The 29-year-old female-- 68 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:29,470 The one who can't talk? I like that part. 69 00:03:29,513 --> 00:03:32,255 She's my cousin. 70 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,910 And your cousin doesn't like the diagnosis. 71 00:03:34,953 --> 00:03:36,390 And I wouldn't either. 72 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:39,915 Brain tumor, she's gonna die. Boring. 73 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:43,527 No wonder you're such a renowned diagnostician. 74 00:03:43,571 --> 00:03:44,963 You don't need to actually know anything 75 00:03:45,007 --> 00:03:46,008 to figure out what's wrong. 76 00:03:46,051 --> 00:03:47,227 You're the oncologist. 77 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:49,141 I'm just a lowly infectious disease guy. 78 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:51,535 [laughs] Yes, just a simple country doctor. 79 00:03:51,579 --> 00:03:53,407 Brain tumors at her age are highly unlikely. 80 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:56,192 She's 29, whatever she's got is highly unlikely. 81 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,585 The protein markers, the three most prevalent brain cancers, 82 00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:58,760 came up negative. 83 00:03:58,803 --> 00:04:00,196 It's an HMO lab. 84 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,198 You might has well have sent it to a high school kid 85 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,721 with a chemistry set. 86 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:04,853 No family history. 87 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:06,811 I thought your uncle died of cancer. 88 00:04:06,855 --> 00:04:08,987 Other side, no environmental factors. 89 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,293 That you know of. 90 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:12,164 And she's not responding to radiation treatment. 91 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:15,167 None of which is even close to dispositive. 92 00:04:15,211 --> 00:04:17,344 All it does is raise one question. 93 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:19,607 Your cousin goes to an HMO? 94 00:04:19,650 --> 00:04:21,173 Come on. 95 00:04:21,217 --> 00:04:23,306 Why leave all the fun for the coroner? 96 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:24,655 What's the point of putting together a team 97 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:26,440 if you're not gonna use them? 98 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:30,400 You've got three over-qualified doctors working for you. 99 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:32,576 Getting bored. 100 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:39,322 [haunting instrumental music] 101 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:47,374 ♪ 102 00:05:33,245 --> 00:05:35,857 [Foreman] It's a lesion. 103 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:38,512 And the big green thing 104 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:41,210 in the middle of the bigger blue thing on a map 105 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:42,951 is an island. 106 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:44,387 I was hoping for something 107 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:45,562 a bit more creative. 108 00:05:45,606 --> 00:05:46,563 Shouldn't we be speaking to the patient 109 00:05:46,607 --> 00:05:47,564 before we start diagnosing? 110 00:05:47,608 --> 00:05:50,045 Is she a doctor? 111 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:51,046 No, but-- 112 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:52,395 Everybody lies. 113 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:54,397 Dr. House doesn't like dealing with patients. 114 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:56,443 Isn't treating patients why we became doctors? 115 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:59,489 No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. 116 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:02,623 Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable. 117 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:03,885 So you're trying to eliminate the humanity 118 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:05,408 from the practice of medicine. 119 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:07,454 If we don't talk to them, they can't lie to us. 120 00:06:07,497 --> 00:06:09,412 And we can't lie to them. 121 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:10,805 Humanity is overrated. 122 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:12,459 I don't think it's a tumor. 123 00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:14,374 [Foreman] First year of medical school, 124 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:16,550 if you hear hoof beats you think horses, not zebras. 125 00:06:16,593 --> 00:06:18,465 Are you in first year of medical school? 126 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:21,076 No. 127 00:06:21,119 --> 00:06:22,556 First of all, there's nothing 128 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:23,644 on the CAT scan. 129 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:25,036 Second of all, if this is a horse, 130 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,386 then her kindly family doctor in Trenton 131 00:06:26,429 --> 00:06:27,648 makes the obvious diagnosis, 132 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:29,127 and it never gets near this office. 133 00:06:29,171 --> 00:06:30,651 Differential diagnosis, people. 134 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:33,654 If it's not a tumor, what are the suspects? 135 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:35,525 Why couldn't she talk? 136 00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:36,918 [Chase] Aneurysm, stroke, 137 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:39,224 or some other ischemic syndrome. 138 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:40,443 Get her a contrast MRI. 139 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:41,662 Creutzfeldt-Jacob Disease? 140 00:06:41,705 --> 00:06:43,707 Mad cow.Mad zebra. 141 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,361 [Foreman] Wernicke's Encephalopathy. 142 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:48,277 No, blood thiamine level was normal. 143 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,453 Lab in Trenton could have screwed up the blood test. 144 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:52,194 I assume it's a corollary 145 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:54,457 if people lie, that people screw up. 146 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:56,981 Redraw the blood tests. 147 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:59,636 And get her a schedule for that contrast MRI ASAP. 148 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,204 Let's find out what kind of zebra we're treating here. 149 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:15,435 [P.A.] Radiology, please call the page. 150 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:18,786 Radiology, please call the page... 151 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:26,489 I was expecting you in my office 20 minutes ago. 152 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:27,838 Really? Well, that's odd. 153 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:29,492 'Cause I had no intention of being in your office 154 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:30,667 20 minutes ago. 155 00:07:30,711 --> 00:07:32,234 Do you think we have nothing to talk about? 156 00:07:32,277 --> 00:07:34,497 No, I just can't think of anything I'd be interested in. 157 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:38,240 I sign your paychecks.I have tenure. 158 00:07:38,283 --> 00:07:40,808 Are you gonna grab my cane now, stop me from leaving? 159 00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:43,201 That would be juvenile. 160 00:07:47,423 --> 00:07:49,512 I can still fire you if you're not doing your job. 161 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:50,992 I'm here from 9 to 5. 162 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:53,211 Your billings are practically non-existent. 163 00:07:53,255 --> 00:07:55,387 Rough year.You ignore requests for consults. 164 00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:57,389 I call back. Sometimes I misdial. 165 00:07:57,433 --> 00:07:59,261 You're six years behind on your obligations 166 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:00,610 to this clinic.See, I was right. 167 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:01,829 This doesn't interest me. 168 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:03,657 Six years, times three weeks. 169 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:05,528 You owe me better than four months. 170 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:08,879 It's 5:00. I'm going home. 171 00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:10,577 To what? 172 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,535 Nice. 173 00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:16,670 Look-- Dr. House-- 174 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:18,541 The only reason why I don't fire you 175 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:19,760 is because your reputation 176 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:21,196 is still worth something to this hospital. 177 00:08:21,239 --> 00:08:22,850 Excellent, we have a point of agreement. 178 00:08:22,893 --> 00:08:24,416 You're not gonna fire me. 179 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,897 Your reputation won't last if you don't do your job. 180 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:29,204 The clinic is part of your job. 181 00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:30,684 I want you to do your job. 182 00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:32,729 As the philosopher Jagger once said, 183 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:35,602 "You can't always get what you want." 184 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,478 [haunting instrumental music] 185 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,262 You're not my doctor. Are you Dr. House? 186 00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:47,309 Thankfully, no. I'm Dr. Chase. 187 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:48,353 [Cameron] Dr. House is the head 188 00:08:48,397 --> 00:08:49,529 of diagnostic medicine. 189 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:50,791 He's very busy, 190 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:53,750 but he has taken a keen interest in your case. 191 00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:59,756 We inject gadolinium into a vein. 192 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,844 It distributes itself 193 00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:01,889 throughout your brain, 194 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,325 and acts as a contrast material 195 00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:05,501 for the magnetic resonance imagery. 196 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,676 Basically, whatever's in your head 197 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,678 lights up like a Christmas tree. 198 00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:10,680 [Foreman] It might make you feel a little lightheaded. 199 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,421 [woman] Dr. Cameron. 200 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:14,379 I'm sorry, I have to stop you. 201 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:16,033 There's a problem. 202 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:18,470 You pulled my authorization! 203 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:20,603 Yes. Why are you yelling? 204 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,692 No MRIs, no imaging studies, no labs-- 205 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:24,912 You also can't make long distance phone calls. 206 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:25,913 If you're gonna fire me, 207 00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:27,567 have the guts to face me. 208 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,438 Or photocopies. You're still yelling. 209 00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:30,961 I'm angry! 210 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:32,354 You're risking a patient's life! 211 00:09:32,397 --> 00:09:34,312 I assume those are two separate points. 212 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:36,010 You showed me disrespect. You embarrassed me. 213 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:37,620 And as long as I work here, you have no-- 214 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,491 Is the yelling designed to scare me? 215 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,102 Because I'm not sure what it is 216 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:42,930 I'm supposed to be scared of. 217 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:44,584 More yelling? 218 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:45,933 That's not scary. 219 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:48,109 That you're gonna hurt me, that's scary, 220 00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:49,545 but I'm pretty sure I can outrun ya. 221 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:53,462 Oh, I looked into that philosopher you quoted. 222 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:54,550 Jagger. 223 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,030 And you're right. 224 00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:57,422 You can't always get what you want. 225 00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:58,728 But as it turns out, 226 00:09:58,772 --> 00:10:01,601 "If you try sometimes, you get what you need." 227 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:05,387 So, because you want me to treat patients, 228 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:08,520 you're not letting me treat patients. 229 00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,435 I need you to do your job. 230 00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:23,535 Do the MRI. She folded. 231 00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:28,236 [sighs]I've gotta do four hours a week in this clinic... 232 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:31,456 until I make up the time I've missed. 233 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:37,027 2054. I'll be caught up in 2054. 234 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,769 You better love this cousin a whole lot. 235 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:45,383 [haunting instrumental music] 236 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:53,522 ♪ 237 00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:14,804 All right, Rebecca, 238 00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,676 I know you may feel a little claustrophobic in there, 239 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:20,201 but we need you to remain still. 240 00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:22,725 [Chase] Okay, we're gonna begin. 241 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:25,772 [pictures snapping] 242 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,690 [loud banging] 243 00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:34,084 I don't feel so good. 244 00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:37,784 [Chase] It's all right, just try to relax. 245 00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:39,611 [loud rumbling] 246 00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:43,615 [gagging] 247 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,053 Rebecca? 248 00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:50,579 [gagging] Rebecca? 249 00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:02,460 Rebecca. 250 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:03,461 Get her outta there. 251 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:04,462 Ah, she probably fell asleep, 252 00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:05,637 she's exhausted. 253 00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:07,204 She was claustrophobic 30 seconds ago. 254 00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:08,292 She's not sleeping, we gotta get out of there. 255 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,120 It'll just be another minute. 256 00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:11,034 If she's having an allergic reaction to the gadolinium, 257 00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,296 she'll be dead in two minutes. 258 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:16,518 Hold her neck. 259 00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:18,172 All right. 260 00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:19,303 Oh, she's ashen. 261 00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,566 She's not breathing. 262 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,351 Epi point five. 263 00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,788 One... 264 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:26,833 I can't ventilate. 265 00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:31,489 Too much edema. Where's the surgical airway? 266 00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,535 [Chase] Yep, coming. 267 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,225 Good call. 268 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:16,143 [ventilator expelling] 269 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,900 [Chase] We'll get that tube out of your throat 270 00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,771 later today. 271 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,425 Just get some rest for now, okay? 272 00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:44,824 I told you. You can't trust people. 273 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,042 She probably knew she was allergic to gadolinium, 274 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,217 and figured it was an easy way 275 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,045 to get someone to cut a hole in her throat. 276 00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:50,307 Can't get a picture, 277 00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:51,961 gonna have to get a thousand words. 278 00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,615 You actually want me to talk to the patient? 279 00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,399 Get a history? 280 00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:58,881 We need to know if there's some genetic or environmental causes 281 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,230 triggering an inflammatory response. 282 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,928 I thought everybody lied. 283 00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:04,887 Truth begins in lies. 284 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,846 Think about it. 285 00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:10,806 That doesn't mean anything, does it? 286 00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,159 [House] 12:52 p.m., 287 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:17,639 Dr. House checks in. 288 00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:18,858 Please write that down. 289 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,424 Do you have cable TV here somewhere? 290 00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:22,078 General Hospital starts in eight minutes. 291 00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:24,167 No TV, but we've got patients. 292 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:26,126 Can't you give out the aspirin yourself? 293 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:28,737 I'll do paperwork--I made sure your first case was an interesting one. 294 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,957 Cough just won't go away, runny nose looks a funny color. 295 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,133 Patient admitted complaining of back spasm. 296 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,786 I think I read about something like that 297 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,092 in the New England Journal of Medicine. 298 00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:38,225 Patient is orange. The color? 299 00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:39,400 No, the fruit. 300 00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:40,792 You mean yellow, it's jaundice. 301 00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:42,185 I mean orange. 302 00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:45,362 Well, how orange? It's probably-- Exam Room One. 303 00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:49,801 I was playing golf, and my cleats got stuck. 304 00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:52,543 I mean, it hurt a little, but I kept playing. 305 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:55,807 The next morning, I could barely stand up. 306 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,070 Well, you're smiling, 307 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,942 so I take it that means this isn't serious. 308 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:00,943 What's that? 309 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,162 What are you doing? 310 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:04,120 Pain killers. 311 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,295 Oh, for you, for your leg. 312 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:07,080 No, 'cause they're yummy. 313 00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:08,559 You want one? 314 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,387 Make your back feel better. 315 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,957 Unfortunately, you have a deeper problem. 316 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,133 Your wife is having an affair. 317 00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:18,526 What? 318 00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:20,310 You're orange, you moron. 319 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:21,485 It's one thing for you 320 00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:22,486 not to notice, but if your wife 321 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:23,792 hasn't picked up on the fact 322 00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,098 that her husband has changed color, 323 00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,969 she's just not paying attention. 324 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:27,970 By the way, do you consume 325 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,450 just a ridiculous amount of carrots 326 00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:30,451 and mega-dose vitamins? 327 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,061 Carrots turn you yellow, 328 00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:33,193 the niacin turns you red. 329 00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,934 Find some finger-paint and do the math. 330 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,370 And get a good lawyer. 331 00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:42,724 Deep breath. 332 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,856 It's cold. 333 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,903 Has he been using his inhaler? 334 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,252 Not in the past few days. 335 00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,167 He's, um, only ten. 336 00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:52,690 I worry about children 337 00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:56,085 taking such strong medicine so frequently. 338 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,173 What happened to your leg? 339 00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:58,566 Your doctor probably was concerned 340 00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,002 about the strength of the medicine too. 341 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,699 She probably weighed that danger 342 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,440 against the danger of not breathing. 343 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,007 Oxygen is so important 344 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,617 during those pre-pubescent years, don't you think? 345 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:09,533 Okay, I'm gonna assume that nobody's 346 00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:10,970 ever told you what asthma is. 347 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,537 Or if they have, you had other things on your mind. 348 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:16,018 A stimulant triggers cells 349 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,412 in your child's airways to release substances 350 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,849 that inflame the air passages and cause them to contract. 351 00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,851 Mucus production increases, 352 00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:24,026 cell lining starts to shed. 353 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,158 But the steroids-- 354 00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:28,030 the steroids... 355 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:31,164 stop the inflammation. 356 00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:35,037 The more often this happens-- 357 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,734 What, "the more often this happens" what? 358 00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,258 Forget it, if you don't trust steroids, 359 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,825 you shouldn't trust doctors. 360 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:44,003 [Rebecca] My mother passed away four years ago. 361 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,917 She had a heart attack. 362 00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:47,006 And my father 363 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,356 broke his back doing construction. 364 00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:51,793 [pager beeping] 365 00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,664 It's House, it's urgent. 366 00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,927 I'm sorry. 367 00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,496 You couldn't have knocked? 368 00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:01,933 Steroids. 369 00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,326 Give her steroids. 370 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:04,980 High doses of prednisone. 371 00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,121 You're looking for a support for a diagnosis 372 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:16,774 of Cerebral Vasculitis? 373 00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,602 Inflammation of blood vessels in the brain is awfully rare, 374 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,082 especially for someone her age. 375 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,997 So is a tumor. Her SED rate is elevated. 376 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,085 Mildly. 377 00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,391 It could mean anything or nothing. 378 00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:26,045 Yeah, I know. 379 00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,482 I have no reason to think that it's vasculitis. 380 00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,092 Except that it could be. 381 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:31,311 If the blood vessels are inflamed, 382 00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,095 that's gonna look exactly like what we saw 383 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,401 in the MRI from Trenton County. 384 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,229 The pressure's gonna cause neurological symptoms. 385 00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:38,144 We can't diagnose that without a biopsy. 386 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,797 Yes, we can. We treat it. 387 00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,582 If she gets better, we know we're right. 388 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:42,583 And if we're wrong? 389 00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:44,976 Then we'll learn something else. 390 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,548 Why steroids? 391 00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,550 Just part of your treatment. 392 00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:56,379 You haven't had many visitors. No boyfriend? 393 00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:57,859 Three dates. 394 00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:00,644 I wouldn't have stood by him if he were vomiting all day. 395 00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:03,299 What about work? You must have friends from work. 396 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:07,173 Pretty much everybody I like is five years old. 397 00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:09,697 The nurse said you're stopping 398 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,090 my radiation. 399 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,962 We're just trying some alternative medication. 400 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:15,398 So where's your family from-- 401 00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:18,967 Steroids aren't an alternative to radiation. 402 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,838 The tests weren't really conclusive. 403 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:23,624 We're treating you for vasculitus. 404 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:26,148 It's the inflammation of blood vessels in the brain. 405 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:29,064 I-It's not a tumor? 406 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,240 I don't have a tumor? 407 00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,940 Hey. 408 00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:36,985 You should have told her the truth. 409 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,334 It's a long shot guess.Thank you. 410 00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:39,727 If House is right, no harm. 411 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,424 If he's wrong, we've given a dying woman 412 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:42,425 a couple days hope. 413 00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,600 False hope. 414 00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:44,819 If there was any other type available, 415 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:47,517 I would've given her that. 416 00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:58,267 [girl] Why are you smelling Billy's pants? 417 00:18:58,311 --> 00:18:59,834 I'm not. 418 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,227 Looked like you were. 419 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,358 I was smelling the floor. 420 00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:03,881 Oh. 421 00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,840 Do you have any pets in this class? 422 00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:08,364 No, but we used to have a gerbil. 423 00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:10,149 But Carly L. dropped a book on it. 424 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,454 Careless. 425 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,064 You need to smell it? 426 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,937 No, I'm smelling for mold. 427 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,504 I don't need to smell him. 428 00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:19,767 You could smell our parrot. 429 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,899 You said you didn't have any pets in this class. 430 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:23,988 A parrot is a bird. 431 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:27,992 [Foreman] Parrots are the primary source of psittacosis. 432 00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:29,690 It's not the parrot. 433 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:32,693 And psittacosis can lead to-- nerve problems, 434 00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:34,651 neurological complications. 435 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,000 How many kids were in the class? 436 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,045 20. 437 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,351 How many are home sick? 438 00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:39,482 None, but--None. 439 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,136 But you figured that five-year-olds 440 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,400 are more serious about bird hygiene than their teacher. 441 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,010 You been through her home? 442 00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,229 [Foreman] Well, she lives in Trenton. 443 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,709 I can go up to her room tomorrow morning, 444 00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,493 ask her for the key. 445 00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,539 Would the police call for permission 446 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,715 before dropping by to check out a crime scene? 447 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,064 It's not a crime scene. 448 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,457 As far as I know, she's running a meth lab 449 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,458 out of her basement. 450 00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:00,155 She's a kindergarten teacher. 451 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,504 And if I were a kindergarten student, 452 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:04,072 I would trust her implicitly. 453 00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,770 [sighs]Okay. 454 00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,119 I'll give you a for-instance. 455 00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:10,078 The lady back there-- 456 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:12,994 who made your egg salad sandwich. 457 00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:15,301 Her eyes look glassy, did you notice that? 458 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,564 Now, hospital policy is to stay home 459 00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:18,652 if you're sick. 460 00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:20,306 But if you're making $8.00 an hour, 461 00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:22,612 then you kinda need the $8.00 an hour, right? 462 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:25,006 And the sign in the bathroom says 463 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,964 that employees must wash after using the facilities, 464 00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,967 but I figure that somebody who wipes snot on a sleeve 465 00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:32,796 isn't hyper-concerned about sanitary conditions. 466 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,277 So what do you think? Should I trust her? 467 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:37,279 I want you to check the patient's home 468 00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:40,151 for contaminants, garbage, medication-- 469 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,805 I can't just break into someone's house. 470 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,938 Isn't that how you got into the Felkers' home? 471 00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:51,032 Yeah, I know. 472 00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:53,600 Court records are sealed, you were 16, 473 00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,602 it was a stupid mistake. 474 00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:58,126 But your old gym teacher has a big mouth. 475 00:20:58,169 --> 00:20:59,345 You should write a "thank you" note. 476 00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:00,737 I should thank him. 477 00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,957 Well-- 478 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,307 I needed somebody around here 479 00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,091 with street smarts. 480 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:09,920 Okay? 481 00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:12,314 Knows when they're being conned, knows how to con. 482 00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:13,881 I should sue you. 483 00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:17,276 Pretty sure you can't sue somebody for wrongful hiring. 484 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,278 But I'm pretty sure I can sue if you fire me 485 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:22,019 for not breaking into some lady's house. 486 00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:35,685 Doing research. 487 00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:38,166 People are fascinating, aren't they? 488 00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:39,385 Why are you giving Adler steroids? 489 00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:42,518 'Cause she's my patient. 490 00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:44,346 That's what you do with patients, you give 'em medicine. 491 00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:46,479 You don't prescribe medicine based on guesses. 492 00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:48,916 At least we don't since Tuskegee and Mengele. 493 00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:51,658 You're comparing me to a Nazi? Nice. 494 00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:52,920 I'm stopping the treatment. 495 00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:00,014 She's my patient. 496 00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:01,885 It's my hospital. 497 00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:04,845 I did not get her sick. She is not an experiment. 498 00:22:04,888 --> 00:22:07,500 I have a legitimate theory about what's wrong with her. 499 00:22:07,543 --> 00:22:08,805 With no proof. 500 00:22:08,849 --> 00:22:10,894 There's never any proof. Five different doctors 501 00:22:10,938 --> 00:22:12,505 come up with five different diagnoses 502 00:22:12,548 --> 00:22:13,680 based on the same evidence. 503 00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:17,423 You don't have any evidence. 504 00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:18,728 And nobody knows anything, huh? 505 00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:20,251 Then how is it you always think you're right? 506 00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:21,775 I don't. 507 00:22:21,818 --> 00:22:24,604 I just find it hard to operate on the opposite assumption. 508 00:22:24,647 --> 00:22:26,954 Why are you so afraid of making a mistake? 509 00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:28,738 Because I'm a doctor. 510 00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,958 Because when we make mistakes people die. 511 00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:32,699 Come on. 512 00:22:36,224 --> 00:22:41,229 People used to have more respect for cripples, you know? 513 00:22:41,272 --> 00:22:42,709 They didn't really. 514 00:22:46,669 --> 00:22:48,367 So how are you feeling? 515 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,238 Much better, thanks. 516 00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:53,197 Are you Dr. House? I thought he was a he, but... 517 00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:55,591 No. 518 00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:57,419 Don't eat too much too fast. 519 00:22:59,334 --> 00:23:00,509 Thank him for me. 520 00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:02,250 Right. 521 00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:17,265 Should I discontinue the treatment, boss? 522 00:23:17,308 --> 00:23:18,614 You got lucky. 523 00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:24,403 Cool, huh? 524 00:23:27,623 --> 00:23:28,581 Okay, once again. 525 00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:31,366 [deep breathes] 526 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,455 Good. 527 00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:36,937 Am I ever gonna meet Dr. House? 528 00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:40,723 Well, you might run into him at the movies or on a bus. 529 00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:43,204 Is he a good man? 530 00:23:43,247 --> 00:23:46,816 He's a good doctor. 531 00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:48,601 Can you be one without the other? 532 00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:51,168 Don't you have to care about people? 533 00:23:51,212 --> 00:23:54,345 Caring's a good motivator. 534 00:23:54,389 --> 00:23:57,784 He's found something else. 535 00:23:57,827 --> 00:23:58,785 Feel this? 536 00:23:58,828 --> 00:24:00,613 Uh-huh, uh-huh. Both sides? 537 00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:01,918 Squeeze. 538 00:24:01,962 --> 00:24:03,224 Harder. 539 00:24:03,267 --> 00:24:05,269 All right. 540 00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:08,447 He's your friend, huh? 541 00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:09,926 Yeah. 542 00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:11,319 Does he care about you? 543 00:24:11,362 --> 00:24:13,190 I think so. 544 00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:14,670 You don't know? 545 00:24:14,714 --> 00:24:19,066 As Dr. House likes to say, everybody lies. 546 00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:21,634 It's not what people say. It's what they do. 547 00:24:25,594 --> 00:24:28,292 Yeah, he cares about me. 548 00:24:32,122 --> 00:24:33,515 I can't see. 549 00:24:35,822 --> 00:24:40,043 I can't see. 550 00:24:42,089 --> 00:24:45,179 [dramatic music] 551 00:24:45,222 --> 00:24:47,877 [monitors beeping fast] 552 00:24:47,921 --> 00:24:49,662 A little help in here! 553 00:24:49,705 --> 00:24:54,318 [monitors beeping faster] 554 00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:58,714 [single long beep] 555 00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:06,505 [Foreman] Your chest will be sore for a while. 556 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:09,551 We needed to shock you to get your heart goin'. 557 00:25:09,595 --> 00:25:12,075 [breathes deep] 558 00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:17,298 Okay, can you arrange these to tell a story? 559 00:25:20,475 --> 00:25:23,434 [soft music] 560 00:25:23,478 --> 00:25:31,878 ♪ 561 00:25:31,921 --> 00:25:33,923 [Foreman] She couldn't put them in order. 562 00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:35,229 Could the damage have been caused 563 00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:37,361 by a lack of oxygen during the seizure? 564 00:25:37,405 --> 00:25:39,363 No, I gave her the same test five minutes later. 565 00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:41,278 She did just fine. 566 00:25:41,322 --> 00:25:43,193 The altered mental status is intermittent 567 00:25:43,237 --> 00:25:44,368 just like the verbal skills. 568 00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:45,587 So what now? 569 00:25:45,631 --> 00:25:47,023 [Foreman] Given the latest symptoms, 570 00:25:47,067 --> 00:25:49,722 it's clearly growing deeper into the brain stem. 571 00:25:49,765 --> 00:25:53,334 Soon she won't be able to walk. She'll go blind permanently. 572 00:25:53,377 --> 00:25:55,423 And then the respiratory center will fail. 573 00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:57,338 How long do we have? 574 00:25:57,381 --> 00:25:59,079 If it's a tumor, we're talkin' a month or two. 575 00:25:59,122 --> 00:26:00,689 If it's infectious, a few weeks. 576 00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:04,345 If it's vascular, that'll probably be fastest of all. 577 00:26:04,388 --> 00:26:05,346 Maybe a week. 578 00:26:05,389 --> 00:26:07,391 We're gonna stop all treatment. 579 00:26:09,350 --> 00:26:10,612 I still think it's a tumor. 580 00:26:10,656 --> 00:26:12,309 I think we should go back to the radiation. 581 00:26:12,353 --> 00:26:14,355 [Chase] She didn't respond to the radiation. 582 00:26:14,398 --> 00:26:17,140 Maybe we didn't see the effect until after we started steroids. 583 00:26:17,184 --> 00:26:19,882 Nope, it's not a tumor. The steroids did something. 584 00:26:19,926 --> 00:26:21,318 I just don't know what. 585 00:26:21,362 --> 00:26:23,451 So we're just gonna do nothing? 586 00:26:23,494 --> 00:26:24,670 We're just gonna watch her die? 587 00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:27,324 Yeah, we're gonna watch her die. 588 00:26:27,368 --> 00:26:30,240 [House] Specifically we're gonna watch how fast she's dying. 589 00:26:30,284 --> 00:26:33,156 You just told us each diagnosis has its own time frame. 590 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,462 When we see how fast it's killing her, 591 00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:36,420 we'll know what it is. 592 00:26:36,464 --> 00:26:40,294 And by then maybe there's nothing we can do about it. 593 00:26:40,337 --> 00:26:41,817 There's gotta be something we can do. 594 00:26:41,861 --> 00:26:44,298 Something better than watching her die. 595 00:26:44,341 --> 00:26:52,306 Well, I got nothing. How about you? 596 00:26:52,349 --> 00:26:54,351 Bastard. 597 00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:55,962 Oh, Cameron, I need you for a couple of hours. 598 00:26:56,005 --> 00:26:57,137 What's up? 599 00:26:57,180 --> 00:26:58,573 When you break into someone's house, 600 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,270 it's always better to have a white chick with you. 601 00:27:00,314 --> 00:27:01,489 Adler's house? 602 00:27:01,532 --> 00:27:03,230 Why don't we just ask her for her keys? 603 00:27:03,273 --> 00:27:05,101 For all we know she could be running a meth lab 604 00:27:05,145 --> 00:27:06,102 out of her basement. 605 00:27:06,146 --> 00:27:09,410 I'm tired a lot. 606 00:27:09,453 --> 00:27:10,629 Any other reason why you think 607 00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,979 you might have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome? 608 00:27:13,022 --> 00:27:15,111 It's kinda the definition, isn't it? 609 00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:17,244 It's kind of the definition of getting older. 610 00:27:17,287 --> 00:27:20,290 I had a couple headaches last month, mild fever, 611 00:27:20,334 --> 00:27:23,250 sometimes I can't sleep and I have trouble concentrating. 612 00:27:23,293 --> 00:27:26,862 Apparently not while researching this stuff on the internet. 613 00:27:26,906 --> 00:27:32,346 I was thinking it also might be fibromyalgia. 614 00:27:32,389 --> 00:27:34,130 Excellent diagnosis. 615 00:27:34,174 --> 00:27:38,265 Is there anything for that? 616 00:27:38,308 --> 00:27:40,180 [heavy sigh] 617 00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:42,748 Do you know I think there just might be? 618 00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:46,229 I need 36 Vicodin and change for a dollar. 619 00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:12,734 Exam room two. 620 00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:14,736 House doesn't believe in pretense. 621 00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:17,173 Figures life's too short and too painful. 622 00:28:17,217 --> 00:28:18,566 So he just says what he thinks. 623 00:28:18,609 --> 00:28:22,396 Nothing interesting in the garbage. 624 00:28:22,439 --> 00:28:24,006 I say what I think is just another way 625 00:28:24,050 --> 00:28:27,444 of saying I'm an ass. 626 00:28:27,488 --> 00:28:30,752 Well, if you wanted to be judged for your medical prowess only, 627 00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:32,754 maybe you shouldn't have broken into someone's home. 628 00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:36,540 I was 16! 629 00:28:36,584 --> 00:28:42,329 Don't know about ticks but her dog's definitely got fleas. 630 00:28:42,372 --> 00:28:45,375 I managed to make it to 17 without a criminal record. 631 00:28:48,988 --> 00:28:53,862 Yeah, well, you obviously didn't grow up in my neighborhood. 632 00:28:53,906 --> 00:28:55,342 That's right, you stole a loaf of bread 633 00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:58,301 to feed your starving family, right? 634 00:28:58,345 --> 00:28:59,650 You always eat during break-ins? 635 00:28:59,694 --> 00:29:01,217 Am I supposed to respect their food 636 00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:03,263 more than I respect their DVD players? 637 00:29:03,306 --> 00:29:04,264 You want some? 638 00:29:04,307 --> 00:29:05,613 No. 639 00:29:05,656 --> 00:29:06,440 You gonna go hungry until she dies? 640 00:29:06,483 --> 00:29:07,441 No. 641 00:29:07,484 --> 00:29:08,442 You know what? 642 00:29:08,485 --> 00:29:10,618 After centuries of slavery, 643 00:29:10,661 --> 00:29:13,403 decades of civil rights marches, and, more significantly, 644 00:29:13,447 --> 00:29:16,798 living like a monk, never getting less than a 4.0 GPA. 645 00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:19,235 You don't think it's kind of disgusting I get one 646 00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:22,630 of the top jobs in the country because I'm a delinquent? 647 00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:25,372 We'll eat, then we'll tear up the carpet. 648 00:29:28,201 --> 00:29:29,376 You went to Hopkins, right? 649 00:29:29,419 --> 00:29:31,334 Yep. 650 00:29:31,378 --> 00:29:33,336 So you went to a better school than I did. 651 00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:35,338 You got better grades than I did. 652 00:29:35,382 --> 00:29:38,124 [laughs] So how'd you get the job? 653 00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:40,343 You stab a guy in a bar fight? 654 00:29:40,387 --> 00:29:43,172 [dramatic music] 655 00:29:49,135 --> 00:29:51,964 Nothing. It's not a tumor. 656 00:29:52,007 --> 00:29:54,793 She's getting worse too fast. She can't stand up. 657 00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:56,751 No toxins, no medications? 658 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,405 Nothing that would explain these symptoms. 659 00:29:58,448 --> 00:30:00,494 Family history of neurological problems? 660 00:30:00,537 --> 00:30:02,975 Not that I could tell from her underwear drawer. 661 00:30:03,018 --> 00:30:05,238 You said nothing that would explain these symptoms. 662 00:30:05,281 --> 00:30:09,677 What did you find that doesn't explain these symptoms? 663 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,071 Dr. Wilson convinced you to treat this patient 664 00:30:12,114 --> 00:30:13,420 under false pretenses. 665 00:30:13,463 --> 00:30:16,205 Adler's not his cousin. 666 00:30:16,249 --> 00:30:17,772 That's ridiculous. You can ask her yourself. 667 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:18,773 Why--can we get back-- 668 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,035 She's not Jewish. 669 00:30:20,079 --> 00:30:21,210 Rachel Adler's not Jewish? 670 00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:24,910 I had ham at her apartment. 671 00:30:24,953 --> 00:30:26,999 Dr. Foreman, a lot of Jews have non-Jewish relatives 672 00:30:27,042 --> 00:30:29,218 and most of us don't keep kosher. 673 00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:30,741 I can see getting through high school 674 00:30:30,785 --> 00:30:32,831 without learning a thing about Jews, but medical school? 675 00:30:32,874 --> 00:30:36,312 Maybe she's Jewish, but she's definitely not your cousin. 676 00:30:36,356 --> 00:30:37,661 Really? 677 00:30:37,705 --> 00:30:40,621 This guy is-- You don't even know her name. 678 00:30:40,664 --> 00:30:43,624 You called her Rachel. Her name is Rebecca. 679 00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:47,410 Yes, yes, her name is Rebecca. 680 00:30:47,454 --> 00:30:49,238 I call her Rachel. 681 00:30:49,282 --> 00:30:51,632 You idiot! 682 00:30:51,675 --> 00:30:55,288 Listen, he's--Not you, him. 683 00:30:55,331 --> 00:30:57,116 You said you didn't find anything. 684 00:30:57,159 --> 00:30:58,160 Everything I found was in my-- 685 00:30:58,204 --> 00:30:59,422 You found ham. 686 00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:00,641 So? 687 00:31:00,684 --> 00:31:03,296 Where there's ham, there's pork. 688 00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:05,167 Where there's pork, there's neurocysticercosis. 689 00:31:05,211 --> 00:31:06,429 Tapeworm? 690 00:31:06,473 --> 00:31:07,866 You think she's got a worm in her brain? 691 00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:09,041 It fits. 692 00:31:09,084 --> 00:31:10,216 Could have been living there for years. 693 00:31:10,259 --> 00:31:11,347 It never occurred to me. 694 00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:12,827 Millions of people eat ham every day. 695 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:15,351 It's quite a leap to think that she's got a tapeworm. 696 00:31:15,395 --> 00:31:18,877 Okay, Mr. Neurologist, what happens when you give steroids 697 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,748 to a person who has a tapeworm? 698 00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:26,710 They--they get a little better and then they get worse. 699 00:31:26,754 --> 00:31:29,452 Just like Rebecca Adler did. 700 00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:42,596 In a typical case, if you don't cook pork well enough, 701 00:31:42,639 --> 00:31:46,556 you digest live tapeworm larvae. 702 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,298 They got these little hooks. They grab on to your bowel. 703 00:31:49,342 --> 00:31:50,299 They live. They grow up. 704 00:31:50,343 --> 00:31:51,300 They reproduce. 705 00:31:51,344 --> 00:31:53,128 Reproduce? 706 00:31:53,172 --> 00:31:55,478 There's only one lesion and it's nowhere near her bowel. 707 00:31:55,522 --> 00:31:58,264 That's because this is not a typical case. 708 00:31:58,307 --> 00:32:02,094 A tapeworm can produce 20 to 30,000 eggs a day. 709 00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:03,312 Guess where they go? 710 00:32:03,356 --> 00:32:04,531 [Foreman] Out. 711 00:32:04,574 --> 00:32:05,532 [House] Not all of them. 712 00:32:05,575 --> 00:32:07,403 Unlike the larvae, 713 00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:10,015 the egg can pass right through the walls of the intestines 714 00:32:10,058 --> 00:32:11,625 into the bloodstream. 715 00:32:11,668 --> 00:32:13,192 Where does the bloodstream go? 716 00:32:13,235 --> 00:32:15,020 [Cameron] Everywhere. 717 00:32:15,063 --> 00:32:16,717 As long as it's healthy, 718 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,414 the immune system doesn't even know it's there. 719 00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:20,155 The worm builds a wall. 720 00:32:20,199 --> 00:32:22,549 Uses secretions to shut down the body's immune response 721 00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:24,203 and control fluid flow. 722 00:32:24,246 --> 00:32:26,292 It's really very beautiful. 723 00:32:26,335 --> 00:32:28,903 As long as it's healthy. So what do we do? 724 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,252 Call a vet? 725 00:32:30,296 --> 00:32:31,471 Nurse the little guy back to health? 726 00:32:31,514 --> 00:32:34,430 It's too late for that. It's dying. 727 00:32:34,474 --> 00:32:37,390 And as it dies, this parasite loses the ability 728 00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:39,435 to control the host's defenses. 729 00:32:39,479 --> 00:32:40,959 The immune system wakes up, 730 00:32:41,002 --> 00:32:43,352 attacks the worm, and everything starts to swell. 731 00:32:43,396 --> 00:32:46,268 And that is very bad for the brain. 732 00:32:46,312 --> 00:32:49,315 [Wilson] It could still be 100 other things. 733 00:32:49,358 --> 00:32:51,491 The eosinophil count was normal. 734 00:32:51,534 --> 00:32:53,275 It's only abnormal in 30% of cases. 735 00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:54,320 Proving nothing. 736 00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:58,150 Oh, no, no, no. You see, it fits. 737 00:32:58,193 --> 00:32:59,542 It's perfect. It explains everything. 738 00:32:59,586 --> 00:33:01,283 But it proves nothing. 739 00:33:01,327 --> 00:33:02,415 I can prove it by treating it. 740 00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:05,722 No, you can't. 741 00:33:05,766 --> 00:33:06,810 I was just with her. 742 00:33:06,854 --> 00:33:08,247 She doesn't want any more treatments. 743 00:33:08,290 --> 00:33:10,205 She doesn't want any more experiments. 744 00:33:10,249 --> 00:33:11,815 She wants to go home and die. 745 00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:26,091 [rain falling] 746 00:33:26,134 --> 00:33:28,397 [thunder] 747 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,884 Would you excuse us please? 748 00:33:42,803 --> 00:33:45,458 I'm Dr. House. 749 00:33:45,501 --> 00:33:47,025 It's good to meet you. 750 00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:53,466 You're being an idiot. 751 00:33:58,166 --> 00:34:01,778 You have a tapeworm in your brain. 752 00:34:01,822 --> 00:34:03,780 It's not pleasant, but if we don't do anything, 753 00:34:03,824 --> 00:34:05,304 you'll be dead by the weekend. 754 00:34:05,347 --> 00:34:07,871 Have you actually seen the worm? 755 00:34:07,915 --> 00:34:10,961 When you're all better, I'll show you my diplomas. 756 00:34:11,005 --> 00:34:14,226 You were sure I had vasculitis too. 757 00:34:14,269 --> 00:34:16,619 Now I can't walk, and I'm wearing a diaper. 758 00:34:16,663 --> 00:34:18,969 What's this treatment gonna do for me? 759 00:34:19,013 --> 00:34:20,145 I'm not talking about a treatment. 760 00:34:20,188 --> 00:34:22,495 I'm talking about a cure. 761 00:34:22,538 --> 00:34:27,413 But because I might be wrong, you wanna die. 762 00:34:27,456 --> 00:34:28,805 What made you a cripple? 763 00:34:33,245 --> 00:34:34,681 I had an infarction. 764 00:34:34,724 --> 00:34:36,291 A heart attack? 765 00:34:36,335 --> 00:34:39,512 That's what happens when blood flow is obstructed. 766 00:34:39,555 --> 00:34:41,383 If it's in the heart, it's a heart attack. 767 00:34:41,427 --> 00:34:43,255 If it's in the lungs, it's a pulmonary embolism. 768 00:34:43,298 --> 00:34:44,517 If it's in the brain, it's a stroke. 769 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:45,779 I had it in my thigh muscles. 770 00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:48,086 Wasn't there something they could do? 771 00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:49,130 There was plenty they could do, 772 00:34:49,174 --> 00:34:51,654 if they'd made the right diagnosis. 773 00:34:51,698 --> 00:34:56,137 But the only symptom was pain. 774 00:34:56,181 --> 00:34:58,879 Not many people get to experience muscle death. 775 00:34:58,922 --> 00:35:00,576 Did you think you were dying? 776 00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:04,928 I hoped I was dying. 777 00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:07,888 So you hide in your office, refuse to see patients 778 00:35:07,931 --> 00:35:11,152 because you don't like the way people look at you. 779 00:35:11,196 --> 00:35:12,588 You feel cheated by life 780 00:35:12,632 --> 00:35:15,896 so now you're gonna get even with the world. 781 00:35:15,939 --> 00:35:20,857 You want me to fight this. Why? 782 00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:24,383 What makes you think I'm so much better than you? 783 00:35:24,426 --> 00:35:26,472 When you're scared, you'll turn into me. 784 00:35:26,515 --> 00:35:29,910 I just wanna die with a little dignity. 785 00:35:29,953 --> 00:35:32,347 There's no such thing. 786 00:35:32,391 --> 00:35:33,348 Our bodies break down. 787 00:35:33,392 --> 00:35:34,523 Sometimes when we're 90. 788 00:35:34,567 --> 00:35:36,090 Sometimes before we're even born. 789 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:39,224 But it always happens, and there's never any dignity in it. 790 00:35:39,267 --> 00:35:41,617 I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. 791 00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:43,489 It's always ugly. Always. 792 00:35:48,058 --> 00:35:50,583 We can live with dignity, we can't die with it. 793 00:35:56,110 --> 00:35:59,069 [dramatic music] 794 00:35:59,113 --> 00:36:07,121 ♪ 795 00:36:09,558 --> 00:36:12,082 No treatment. 796 00:36:12,126 --> 00:36:15,216 Maybe we can get a court order, override her wishes, 797 00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:17,871 claim she doesn't have the capacity to make this decision. 798 00:36:17,914 --> 00:36:19,264 She does. 799 00:36:19,307 --> 00:36:20,917 But we can claim that the illness 800 00:36:20,961 --> 00:36:22,876 made her mentally incompetent, right? 801 00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:24,443 Pretty common result. 802 00:36:24,486 --> 00:36:26,401 That didn't happen here. 803 00:36:26,445 --> 00:36:27,533 He's not gonna do it. 804 00:36:27,576 --> 00:36:29,622 She's not just a file to him anymore. 805 00:36:29,665 --> 00:36:32,277 He respects her. 806 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:36,063 So because you respect her, you're going to let her die? 807 00:36:36,106 --> 00:36:41,286 I solved the case. My work is done. 808 00:36:41,329 --> 00:36:44,114 Patients always want proof. 809 00:36:44,158 --> 00:36:47,379 We're not making cars here. We don't give guarantees. 810 00:36:49,990 --> 00:36:53,080 I think we can prove it's a worm. 811 00:36:53,123 --> 00:36:55,300 It's noninvasive. It's safe. 812 00:36:55,343 --> 00:36:56,997 I'm not completely sure but-- 813 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,173 Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's the damn idea? 814 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:00,957 Have you ever seen a worm under an x-ray? 815 00:37:01,001 --> 00:37:04,265 A regular old, no contrast, 100-year-old technology x-ray. 816 00:37:04,309 --> 00:37:06,267 They light up like shotgun pellets. 817 00:37:06,311 --> 00:37:08,443 Just like on a contrast MRI. 818 00:37:08,487 --> 00:37:10,315 Which is the same thing as a CT Scan--which we did. 819 00:37:10,358 --> 00:37:11,664 Which proved nothing. 820 00:37:11,707 --> 00:37:12,926 The worm's cyst is the same density 821 00:37:12,969 --> 00:37:14,449 as the cerebro-spinal fluid. 822 00:37:14,493 --> 00:37:17,452 We're not gonna see anything in her head. 823 00:37:17,496 --> 00:37:19,106 But Chase is right. He's right. 824 00:37:19,149 --> 00:37:20,499 We should x-ray her. 825 00:37:20,542 --> 00:37:23,763 But we don't x-ray her brain. We x-ray her leg. 826 00:37:23,806 --> 00:37:24,764 Worms love thigh muscle. 827 00:37:24,807 --> 00:37:26,374 She's got one in her head, 828 00:37:26,418 --> 00:37:28,333 I guarantee you, there's one in her leg. 829 00:37:28,376 --> 00:37:31,379 [mechanical whirring] 830 00:37:41,911 --> 00:37:43,870 Hold still, Rebecca. 831 00:37:52,487 --> 00:37:54,707 This here... 832 00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:56,839 is a worm larvae. 833 00:37:56,883 --> 00:37:59,407 So if it's in my leg, it's in my brain? 834 00:37:59,451 --> 00:38:02,845 Are you looking for a guarantee? It's there. 835 00:38:02,889 --> 00:38:05,326 Probably been there six to ten years. 836 00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:07,372 Could I have more? 837 00:38:07,415 --> 00:38:11,027 Probably. 838 00:38:11,071 --> 00:38:12,333 It's good news. 839 00:38:12,377 --> 00:38:13,900 What do we do now? 840 00:38:13,943 --> 00:38:17,904 Now we get you better. 841 00:38:17,947 --> 00:38:19,645 Albendazole. 842 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,084 Two pills? Yeah. 843 00:38:24,127 --> 00:38:26,173 Every day for at least a month with a meal. 844 00:38:26,216 --> 00:38:27,609 Two pills? 845 00:38:27,653 --> 00:38:31,221 Yeah, possible side effects include abdominal pain, 846 00:38:31,265 --> 00:38:35,748 nausea, headaches, dizziness, fever, and hair loss. 847 00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:37,315 We'll probably make you keep taking the pills 848 00:38:37,358 --> 00:38:38,838 even if you get every one of those. 849 00:38:45,801 --> 00:38:48,587 [female paging a doctor] 850 00:38:48,630 --> 00:38:51,633 [dramatic music] 851 00:38:58,161 --> 00:39:01,382 Why did you hire me? 852 00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:02,818 Does it matter? 853 00:39:02,862 --> 00:39:04,211 Kinda hard to work for a guy who doesn't respect you. 854 00:39:04,254 --> 00:39:05,299 Why? 855 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,344 Is that rhetorical? 856 00:39:06,387 --> 00:39:07,736 No, it just seems that way 857 00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:10,478 'cause you can't think of an answer. 858 00:39:10,522 --> 00:39:13,002 Does it make a difference what I think? 859 00:39:13,046 --> 00:39:14,308 I'm a jerk. 860 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,484 The only thing that matters is what you think. 861 00:39:16,528 --> 00:39:18,051 Can you do the job? 862 00:39:18,094 --> 00:39:19,748 You hired a black guy because he had a juvenile record. 863 00:39:19,792 --> 00:39:25,101 No, it wasn't a racial thing. I didn't see a black guy. 864 00:39:25,145 --> 00:39:29,802 I just saw a doctor with a juvenile record. 865 00:39:29,845 --> 00:39:32,935 I hired Chase because his dad made a phone call. 866 00:39:32,979 --> 00:39:34,633 I hired you... 867 00:39:34,676 --> 00:39:37,853 because you are extremely pretty. 868 00:39:37,897 --> 00:39:40,029 You hired me to get into my pants? 869 00:39:40,073 --> 00:39:41,770 I don't believe that that would shock you. 870 00:39:41,814 --> 00:39:43,642 It's also not what I said. 871 00:39:43,685 --> 00:39:47,297 No, I hired you because you look good. 872 00:39:47,341 --> 00:39:48,777 It's like having a nice piece of art in the lobby. 873 00:39:48,821 --> 00:39:50,388 I was in the top of my class. 874 00:39:50,431 --> 00:39:51,606 But not the top. 875 00:39:51,650 --> 00:39:53,391 I did an internship at the Mayo Clinic. 876 00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:54,870 You were a very good applicant. 877 00:39:54,914 --> 00:39:56,394 But not the best. 878 00:39:56,437 --> 00:39:58,918 Would that upset you, really, to think that you were hired 879 00:39:58,961 --> 00:40:00,441 because of some genetic gift of beauty 880 00:40:00,485 --> 00:40:02,443 instead of some genetic gift of intelligence? 881 00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:03,749 I worked very hard to get where I am. 882 00:40:03,792 --> 00:40:06,926 But you didn't have to. 883 00:40:06,969 --> 00:40:10,451 People choose the paths that gain them the greatest rewards 884 00:40:10,495 --> 00:40:12,366 with the least amount of effort. That's a law of nature. 885 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,934 You defied it. That's why I hired you. 886 00:40:14,977 --> 00:40:17,589 You could have married rich. Coulda been a model. 887 00:40:17,632 --> 00:40:18,720 You coulda just shown up 888 00:40:18,764 --> 00:40:19,982 and people would have given you stuff. 889 00:40:20,026 --> 00:40:22,463 Lots of stuff. But you didn't. 890 00:40:22,507 --> 00:40:25,423 You worked your stunning little ass off. 891 00:40:25,466 --> 00:40:27,468 Am I supposed to be flattered? 892 00:40:27,512 --> 00:40:29,862 Gorgeous women do not go to medical school. 893 00:40:29,905 --> 00:40:33,605 Unless they're as damaged as they are beautiful. 894 00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:36,042 Were you abused by a family member?No. 895 00:40:36,085 --> 00:40:37,043 Sexually assaulted? 896 00:40:37,086 --> 00:40:39,306 No. 897 00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:42,657 But you are damaged. Aren't you? 898 00:40:42,701 --> 00:40:47,488 [pager beeps] 899 00:40:47,532 --> 00:40:48,750 I have to go. 900 00:40:53,494 --> 00:40:54,495 I followed her. 901 00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:56,889 [sighs] 902 00:40:56,932 --> 00:40:59,065 I couldn't stop thinking about what that doctor said. 903 00:40:59,108 --> 00:41:00,501 I told you not to listen to him. He's an idiot. 904 00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:01,763 I was orange. 905 00:41:01,807 --> 00:41:04,592 I don't want to know what you found out. 906 00:41:04,636 --> 00:41:06,464 You don't care? 907 00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:08,422 I'm your doctor. 908 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,293 You've been good to me and good to this hospital. 909 00:41:10,337 --> 00:41:11,469 Of course I care. 910 00:41:11,512 --> 00:41:12,513 But I don't see how this conversation 911 00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:15,124 can end well for me. 912 00:41:15,168 --> 00:41:16,996 Either your wife is having an affair 913 00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:19,172 or she's not having an affair and you have come here 914 00:41:19,215 --> 00:41:21,435 because you rightly think I should fire him. 915 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:25,526 But I can't. Even if it cost me your money. 916 00:41:25,570 --> 00:41:28,747 The son of a bitch is the best doctor we have. 917 00:41:35,405 --> 00:41:36,319 Feeling any better? 918 00:41:36,363 --> 00:41:38,365 I can't complain. 919 00:41:38,408 --> 00:41:40,323 As you know, the hospital has certain rules. 920 00:41:40,367 --> 00:41:44,153 And, as you also know, we tend to ignore them. 921 00:41:44,197 --> 00:41:46,155 But I think this one's gonna be a little obvious 922 00:41:46,199 --> 00:41:48,375 unless we get your help. 923 00:41:48,418 --> 00:41:50,551 If anyone asks, you have 11 daughters and 5 sons. 924 00:41:50,595 --> 00:41:51,552 Hi! 925 00:41:51,596 --> 00:41:52,901 [kids] Hi! 926 00:41:52,945 --> 00:41:54,424 Look who's here. 927 00:41:54,468 --> 00:41:58,907 It's so good to see you guys! I missed you! 928 00:41:58,951 --> 00:42:05,479 This is for me? It's beautiful. 929 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:08,264 Hmm, I love you guys. 930 00:42:08,308 --> 00:42:11,267 I wanted to thank Dr. House, but he never visited again. 931 00:42:11,311 --> 00:42:13,531 He cured you. You didn't cure him. 932 00:42:13,574 --> 00:42:15,576 Okay. 933 00:42:15,620 --> 00:42:18,274 I want a hug and a kiss from every single one of you. 934 00:42:18,318 --> 00:42:21,626 Get up here right now. 935 00:42:21,669 --> 00:42:24,672 There.Hold on. 936 00:42:25,934 --> 00:42:27,109 She's converted... 937 00:42:29,721 --> 00:42:32,375 You said she was your cousin. 938 00:42:32,419 --> 00:42:33,725 Why would you lie? 939 00:42:33,768 --> 00:42:37,642 It got you to take the case. 940 00:42:37,685 --> 00:42:40,166 You lied to a friend to save a stranger. 941 00:42:40,209 --> 00:42:41,384 Don't you think that's kinda screwed up? 942 00:42:41,428 --> 00:42:44,474 Oh, you've never lied to me? 943 00:42:44,518 --> 00:42:45,911 I never lie. 944 00:42:45,954 --> 00:42:49,741 Oh, right. 945 00:42:49,784 --> 00:42:51,917 Why do we do this?Because we're doctors. 946 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:56,922 If we make mistakes, people die. 947 00:42:56,965 --> 00:42:58,140 [knock on door] 948 00:42:58,184 --> 00:42:59,272 [from TV] Thank you, Doctor. 949 00:42:59,315 --> 00:43:04,233 Dr. House? You have a patient. 950 00:43:04,277 --> 00:43:07,976 [mock dramatic music] 951 00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:12,633 He says he needs a refill. 952 00:43:12,677 --> 00:43:14,635 Got change for a dollar? 953 00:43:14,679 --> 00:43:20,815 ♪ You can't always get what you want ♪ 954 00:43:20,859 --> 00:43:24,906 ♪ You can't always get what you want... ♪