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snap!

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You.

3
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Give me that.

4
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What are you talking about?

5
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[boy]
Mrs. Miller?

6
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Shh.
Your phone, young lady.

7
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I was just switching it
to silent

8
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in case someone called.No.

9
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You were cheating.Please.

10
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Like I have to--

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[boy]
Lady?
I said wait.

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Give it here.

13
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Sure.

14
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Love the blouse.

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I-I need to use the bunk room.

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The bathroom? Sure.
In 19 minutes.

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Can't do it.

18
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You got a friend in the bathroom
with the answers?

19
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[groans]

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Fine.

21
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I'll get you an escort.

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Don't stink up

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'til I kill you.

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Don't stand up.

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D-X...

26
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D-T...

27
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Hey.
He's really sick.

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Eyes on your work.

29
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Are you all right?

30
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What is going on?

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Get some help.

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[New Age music]

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♪

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[Foreman]
The kid was just taking
his AP Calculus exam

35
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when all of a sudden he got
nauseous and disoriented.

36
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That's the way
calculus presents.

37
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Severe bradycardia.

38
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Heart rate's down to 48
and falling fast.

39
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You know the kid?

40
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No, he just came in.

41
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Mom real good-looking?

42
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I...didn't notice.

43
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Then it's a mystery.

44
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Not why he's sick,
but why you care so much.

45
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Gift shop's open.
Buy him a card.

46
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He's not responding
to atropine.

47
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Boys love fart jokes.

48
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Find one with a good fart joke.

49
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He's a teenager.

50
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It's drugs.

51
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Tell those ER geniuses

52
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to give him charcoal
and naloxone.

53
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And stop following me.

54
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His tox screen was negative.

55
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And he's still whacked out.

56
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You don't care about the kid.

57
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You just find his illness
intriguing.

58
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Kid's CAT scan was clean.

59
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There's no sign of infection,
it's not diabetes--

60
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And you don't care
about him.

61
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That's what you want to hear,

62
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not in the slightest.

63
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Me neither.

64
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Means we'll be objective.

65
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Maybe it's shigellosis.

66
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Wouldn't account
for the bradycardia.

67
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Viral myocarditis?

68
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Wouldn't account
for the whacked out.

69
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So, what's the differential

70
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for a negative tox screen?

71
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He was clean.

72
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Unless someone
screwed up the test.

73
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That never happens.

74
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Or he O.D.'d on something
we didn't test for.

75
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One-four butanediol

76
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would give you these symptoms.

77
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That's a new one.

78
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Copy machine toner.

79
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Same punch as GHB.

80
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A little pricier.
Way more dangerous.

81
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But on the other hand,
it is legal.

82
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I want you to go to his house
and find his stash.

83
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I'll bet you know
all the good hiding spots.

84
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Actually, I never did drugs.

85
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[House]
Better go with him.

86
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In case he gets high.

87
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How much atropine
is the kid getting?

88
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One ml.
Make it two.

89
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In case he needs his heart
later on.

90
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[Chase]
Matt, did you take any drugs
this morning?

91
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Pencils down.

92
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Will you squeeze my fingersfor me?

93
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Did anyone give you anything
to help with the math test?

94
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Matt?

95
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[woman]
I told you.

96
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He doesn't take drugs.

97
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Ms. Davis, all parents
think that about their children.

98
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And they're usually wrong.

99
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I gave my mom a little trouble
when I was his age.

100
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I turned out okay.

101
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Even she thought so.

102
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I know my kid.

103
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The fact that you did drugs
doesn't mean he did.

104
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Did he go anywhere last night?

105
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No.

106
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He was home, studying.

107
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Any friends come over
to help him?

108
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And bring him drugs?

109
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Is that what your friends did?

110
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Ms. Davis--
Look.

111
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I tested him myself.

112
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With a home kit,
I took some hair off his brush.

113
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I didn't want him
to know about it,

114
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because I do trust him.

115
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Then why did you test him?

116
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All he did last night was study

117
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and argue about
his college interviews.

118
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He wants to be himself.

119
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No haircut,

120
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ratty old clothes.

121
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And that'll go over big.

122
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Then we both gave up
and went to bed, that's it.

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[Chase]
Has he ever had any problems
like this before?

124
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Any family history?
No.

125
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It's just me and Matt.

126
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Diazepam.
10 milligrams, stat.

127
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What's going on?

128
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Just taking some precautions.

129
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He's seizing.

130
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Help me hold him.

131
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Stay calm, mate.
We're gonna calm you down.

132
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This room is way too clean
for a teenage boy.

133
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You know why House
thinks I'm a druggie?

134
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This is gonna be a racial thing,
isn't it?

135
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Same reason

136
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he thinks this kid overdosed.

137
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When you're a drug addict,
you want to believe

138
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everyone else is too.

139
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He's not addicted.

140
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He has to take drugs.

141
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The definition of an addict.

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He's in pain.

143
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And addicted to pain killers.

144
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What a coincidence.

145
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You really never did any drugs?

146
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Now,
this
is gonna be
a racial thing.

147
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Oh.

148
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Deflecting a personal question
with a joke.

149
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Gee, who do I know
that does that?

150
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Yeah.
I'm just like him.

151
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Except for the angry, bitter,
pompous cripple part.

152
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Maybe we should all pitch in
and get you a nice cane.

153
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You already have
the matching gym shoes.

154
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Check this out!

155
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Mom's not too careful
with the homemade tomato sauce.

156
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When the top sticks out
like that,

157
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it's a sign
of bacterial contamination.

158
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This one's open.

159
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[beep]

160
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I am extremely disappointed.

161
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I send you out

162
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for exciting
new designer drugs,

163
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and you come back
with tomato sauce.

164
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Bet you paid twice as much.

165
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I got mine online.

166
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Matt decided to make himself
a homemade pizza

167
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for a bedtime snack.

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[Cameron]
Source of botulism

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as well as a million
other toxins

170
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that cause gastroenteritis,

171
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cardiac symptoms,
and mental confusion.

172
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It's not so sure about--

173
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about gastroenteritis.

174
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But mental confusion,
bring it on.

175
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Don't--what--

176
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Mm. Delicious.

177
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What, do you have a death wish?

178
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I notice you didn't try
to save me.

179
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I figured you were trying to
make some kind of subtle point.

180
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I was.
Kid just started seizing.

181
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Not a symptom
of food-borne toxins.

182
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[Foreman]
Also not a symptom of drug use.

183
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Not two hours after admission.

184
00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:53,184
So, what would make him seize?

185
00:08:53,228 --> 00:08:55,360
In addition to all
his other delightful symptoms.

186
00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:56,710
Pesticide poisoning.

187
00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:58,059
[Foreman]
Carbamates?

188
00:08:58,102 --> 00:08:59,756
[House]
Or organophosphates,

189
00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,931
organochlorines--

190
00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:03,020
Inhalation or absorption?

191
00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:04,587
Too soon to tell.

192
00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:05,893
We should wash him down.

193
00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:07,068
The poison could still be
on his skin.

194
00:09:07,111 --> 00:09:09,113
I already told the nurses.

195
00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:26,348
[woman]
I feel...

196
00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:28,045
good.

197
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That's your complaint.

198
00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:32,963
Your major symptom.

199
00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:34,965
I told her this was
a waste of time.

200
00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:36,924
I notice colors more.

201
00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:38,055
And music.

202
00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:41,406
I-I'm really hearing music.

203
00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,887
Um, I'm 82.

204
00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:45,236
And I'm supposed to be

205
00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:47,935
playing canasta
with the other old ladies.

206
00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:50,154
But now--

207
00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:52,635
When I see a guy
with a cute butt,

208
00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:55,986
I can't stop looking at him.

209
00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:59,816
Or...a sexy beard.

210
00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:03,994
And you figure
that enjoying cute butts

211
00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:05,256
is a sign of disease.

212
00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,737
It all started a month ago

213
00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:09,652
when Mark rented
Gone With the Wind
for me,

214
00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:12,263
but it had the wrong DVD in it.
Oh!

215
00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:14,135
Oh, right, I-I-I forgot.
This is all my fault.

216
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:16,746
Of course, he was too busy
to bring it back--

217
00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:17,921
Yeah, like I don't have a life.

218
00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:20,271
So I watched it.

219
00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:22,230
And it had this actor in it.

220
00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:24,798
This kid called Ashton Kutcher.

221
00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:27,148
Now...

222
00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:29,106
I think about Ashton...

223
00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,891
All the time.

224
00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:36,113
All the time.

225
00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:38,289
Ah.

226
00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,204
You remind me of him.

227
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:42,990
Same bedroom eyes.

228
00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:45,296
People are always mixing us up.

229
00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:47,690
I-I-I suppose you--
you need

230
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:48,691
to check my heart--

231
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,258
No. No, no.

232
00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:51,259
That--that won't be necessary.

233
00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:52,913
I told you.

234
00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,131
[House]
But I am gonna admit you

235
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:55,176
to the hospital for tests.

236
00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:57,744
What tests?
She's just old.

237
00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,180
And you're just insufferable.

238
00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:01,269
Your mother has had
a sudden personality change.

239
00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:02,749
She should be checked out.

240
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,446
I'll have a nurse come in
and admit her.

241
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:06,361
I'm too handsome
to do paperwork.

242
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:12,236
[monitor beeping measuredly]

243
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:22,377
[sighs]

244
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,814
He's been on this medication
for over an hour.

245
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:28,078
Pralidoxime is very effective,
it just takes a little time

246
00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,471
for it to kick in.

247
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,821
And maybe you're wrong.
Maybe it's not a pesticide.

248
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,214
The blood work
was pretty conclusive.

249
00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:36,739
It's an organophosphate.

250
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:39,350
[alarm beeping]

251
00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,439
Oh, my God.

252
00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:42,745
[Chase]
Move back.

253
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:43,746
Ms. Davis.

254
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:44,878
Move back, please.

255
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,707
We're at 30.

256
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,230
Bradycardic arrest.
Get me the pads.

257
00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:53,364
[Davis]
What are you doing?!

258
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,236
[Chase]
We're going to beat
his heart for him.

259
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,107
Set it to 60.

260
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,267
[breathes]

261
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,229
I can't stand this anymore.

262
00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:34,014
We'll keep him on the pads
for another hour.

263
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,058
Then what?

264
00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,148
Let's see what happens.

265
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:42,979
Well, that's not my philosophy.

266
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:45,286
Especially when it comes
to my son.

267
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:47,114
And if something bad
might happen,

268
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:50,813
I'd like to know
what our options are.

269
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,817
The pralidoxime isn't
doing him any good.

270
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,166
We're gonna have
to wire his heart.

271
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:57,167
Maybe we're wrong
about the pesticides.

272
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:58,603
I ran his plasma again twice.

273
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,040
Are there any stronger
treatments

274
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,215
for the organophosphate
poisoning?

275
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,912
Oh, damn it, you caught me.

276
00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:04,218
We went with the weak stuff.

277
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:05,262
Just trying to save
a little money.

278
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:06,655
Actually, one of my professors

279
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:08,048
at Columbia developed
an experimental treatment

280
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:09,049
for the Army.

281
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,050
What's the success rate?

282
00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:11,268
They're targeted.

283
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:12,269
There's a different
hydrolase treatment

284
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,880
for each poison.

285
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,620
We need to know if Matt got hit
with orthene or malathion--

286
00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:16,839
What's the success rate?

287
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:17,971
[House]
Excellent, I'm sure.

288
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:20,103
It's the U.S. Army.
Be all you can be.

289
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,365
The point is,

290
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:23,063
what are the kid's chances
without it?

291
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,978
Minimal at best,
the poison's broken

292
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:26,066
the blood-brain barrier.

293
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:27,632
I assume "minimal at best"

294
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,156
is your stiff-upper-lip
British way

295
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:30,374
of saying "no chance in hell."

296
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:31,941
I'm Australian.

297
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:34,117
You put the Queen on your money.
You're British.

298
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,902
Call your professor.

299
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,773
If we don't know what kind
of organophosphate

300
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,296
we're targeting, we don't know
which hydrolase to ask for.

301
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:41,298
There's over 40
organophosphates--

302
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,866
Get all of them.
[Foreman]
I'll get all of them.

303
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,433
Great minds think alike.

304
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:46,869
[House]
By the time they get here,

305
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,131
we'd better know
which one we need.

306
00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:49,959
If we figure out
how he got exposed,

307
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,352
we'll figure out
what he was exposed to.

308
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,484
Well, the mom had
homemade tomato sauce.

309
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,269
Call me crazy,
but I'm thinking maybe...

310
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,270
homemade tomatoes?

311
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:58,446
Front yard vegetable garden.

312
00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:00,970
Kid's out there spraying.
Sees a pretty girl.

313
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:04,147
Hormones raging.
Spray can goes off in his face.

314
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,323
I'll check into it.

315
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,629
I'll make the call.

316
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:10,632
I'll keep the kid alive.
For a while, at least.

317
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:14,244
I'll have lunch.

318
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:16,420
[Chase]
Through the superior vena cava.

319
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:19,989
Into the right atrium.

320
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,600
Through the tricuspid valve.

321
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:26,430
Lodging into the wall

322
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,432
of the right ventricle.

323
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:33,133
Can you turn off the pads?

324
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:38,660
Capturing?

325
00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:41,489
Getting a native heart rateof 36.

326
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,883
That won't do.
Let's get him to 50.

327
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,343
[Wilson]
"The healer

328
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:11,562
"with his magic powers.

329
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:14,652
"I could rub his gentle brow

330
00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:16,567
"for hours.

331
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,091
"His manly chest,

332
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:21,224
"his stubbled jaw.

333
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,661
Everything about him
leaves me raw."

334
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,185
Psych ward's upstairs.

335
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,491
"With joy.

336
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:31,408
"O House, your very name
will never leave

337
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,193
this girl the same."

338
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,064
It's not bad for an 82-year-old.

339
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:37,110
She asked me to give that
to her true love.

340
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:40,026
What can I say?
Chicks with no teeth turn me on.

341
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:42,202
That's...fairly disgusting.

342
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,551
And that's ageism.

343
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:45,422
You better watch yourself
around this babe.

344
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,642
Here are her test results.

345
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:57,391
[cell phone ringing]Impressive.

346
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:58,696
Yeah.

347
00:15:58,740 --> 00:15:59,523
[Cameron]
I found the pesticide.

348
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,264
It's disulfoton.

349
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,571
And it's empty,
he used up the whole can.

350
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,051
Okay, I'll get Chase on it.

351
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,662
The poison
is called disulfoton.

352
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:10,186
This should bond with it
and neturalize the poison.

353
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,622
Then his nervous system

354
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:12,623
will start sending
the correct signals

355
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,060
to the rest of his body.

356
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:16,018
But there was no disul--

357
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,411
well, that stuff in that can.

358
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,500
The label says disulfoton.
I can show you.

359
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,328
But you didn't test it.

360
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,417
You said Matt sprayed
with it this morning

361
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,461
before school.

362
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:26,028
Matt started
that garden himself

363
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,551
for environmental science class.

364
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:28,465
They weren't allowed
to use pesticides.

365
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,032
Apparently, he cheated a little.

366
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:33,122
It was orange peel oil.
Totally organic.

367
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,732
He dumped that other stuff
last winter.

368
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:35,995
The symptoms fit.

369
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,084
Th-there must have been
some left in the can.

370
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:41,043
If you're wrong, what will
this treatment do to him?

371
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:44,090
Well, theoretically,
it could increase the toxicity

372
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,482
and--

373
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:47,136
But we're not wrong.

374
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,137
Don't.

375
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,138
We're not wrong.

376
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:52,272
I can't let you do this.

377
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:56,667
[House]
Get a court order.

378
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,147
Unless you want
to see someone killed

379
00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:59,801
by sheer irrationality.

380
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:01,629
Maternal instinct
is always irrational.

381
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,065
Doesn't mean it's wrong.

382
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,459
Actually, that's the definition.

383
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,765
It doesn't make her
mentally incompetent.

384
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,593
She is risking her son's life

385
00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:12,640
based on a teenager's claim
that he washed something.

386
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,685
How mentally incompetent
can you get?

387
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:18,515
That's a brilliant
legal argument.

388
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,822
Listen, have
your Harvard Law dog

389
00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:24,173
whip up some high-grade,
legal-sounding psychobabble--

390
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:25,696
"Temporary insanity brought on

391
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,437
by acute panic
distress syndrome."

392
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,483
I don't care, we have
to give him the hydrolase.

393
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,180
Her only sign of mental illness

394
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:33,574
is that she disagrees with you.

395
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,706
Some would consider that
a sign of sanity.

396
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,708
Not the kid.
Let's ask him.

397
00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:41,103
Oh, no, I forgot.
We can't, he's dying.

398
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,626
Get the mother to sign off

399
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:45,499
that she's refusing
this treatment.

400
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,379
Good-bye.

401
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,207
[clears throat]

402
00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:01,863
"I, Margo Davis, have been
informed of the risks

403
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,256
"which may arise

404
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:04,735
"from my refusal
of advised medical care.

405
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:05,780
I hereby release--"

406
00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:07,260
Who are you?

407
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:08,826
I work for the hospital.

408
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:12,178
"The Princeton Plainsboro
Teaching Hospital

409
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,267
"and its employees, agents,
and otherwise

410
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,746
"from any adverse
medical conditions

411
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,226
"resulting from my refusal.

412
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:20,229
It is not the hospital's fault
if my son kicks off."

413
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:21,578
"Kicks off"?

414
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:24,320
I punched up the language.

415
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:25,582
Mostly for clarification.

416
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,628
"I understand my doctors

417
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,760
consider my decision
to be completely idiotic--"

418
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,371
Why are you doing this?

419
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:33,242
"But I am convinced
I know more than they do.

420
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,636
I took a biology course
in high school."

421
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,160
I assume that's--yeah.

422
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:41,772
"Besides, I enjoy controlling
every single aspect

423
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:45,820
of my son's life,
even if it means his death."

424
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:48,910
Sign here, please.

425
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:51,782
I brought a pen.

426
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,219
Who are you?

427
00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:55,656
I'm the doctor who's trying
to save your son.

428
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:58,485
You're the mom
who's letting him die.

429
00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:01,836
Clarification.
It's a beautiful thing.

430
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:15,241
She rethought her position.

431
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,678
Start him on the hydrolase.No.

432
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,245
We've got a problem.

433
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:20,768
[Chase]
On three.

434
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:22,770
One, two, three.

435
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:25,816
Heart rate's 49.

436
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,209
0-2 stat, 84 and falling.

437
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,733
Saline, atropine,
and diazepam now.

438
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,692
His name's Chi Ling.

439
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:32,823
He was admitted
12 minutes ago.

440
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,564
Identical symptoms as Matt.

441
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:36,305
Chase isn't sure
he's gonna make it.

442
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:50,450
[Chase]
Bag.

443
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:53,496
[forced breathing]

444
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:07,858
Matt's next door neighbor,
by any chance?

445
00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:10,470
They live ten miles apart.

446
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:13,212
Apparently, they don't
even know each other.

447
00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:35,886
[man]
We live in an apartment.

448
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:39,412
We have two bamboo trees.
No pesticides.

449
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,718
Just dried seaweed
for fertilizer.

450
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,894
[Chase]
The second kid's heart
is almost as weak as Matt's.

451
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:45,766
We may need to get it
wired up too.

452
00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:48,421
And I don't know how long
Matt's brain'll hold up.

453
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:49,900
His heart's not pumping
enough oxygen.

454
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,554
How much are you giving him?80%.

455
00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:52,599
Make it 90.

456
00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:53,904
We're risking damage
to his retina.

457
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,689
What the heck, do it anyway.

458
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:58,909
He's a calculus student.
Probably likes having a brain.

459
00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,694
I'll have Foreman
take care of it.

460
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:01,999
I'm the primary.

461
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:04,741
Yeah, but the mom wants
to get rid of you.

462
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:06,569
And you know me.
I'm a people-pleasing kinda guy.

463
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:08,876
What, she complained?
About me?

464
00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:10,094
She went to the principal.

465
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:12,749
Told Cuddy you took drugs
in high school.

466
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,708
This is gonna go
on your permanent record.

467
00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:17,928
I was trying to get information.
It was a strategy.

468
00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:19,626
She also used
the word "slacker."

469
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:20,931
You want to come in,
smoke a little weed?

470
00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:23,804
Watch some MTV?

471
00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:26,763
The high school has no idea
what could've happened.

472
00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:27,895
You're sure that Chi

473
00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:29,766
didn't sneak
onto Matt's tomato patch?

474
00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:30,767
Maybe they sniffed

475
00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:32,856
disulfoton together to get high.

476
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,380
Same school, different grades,
different cliques.

477
00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:35,424
Different everything.

478
00:21:35,468 --> 00:21:36,817
Managed to get poisoned
together.

479
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:37,948
They must have something
in common.

480
00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:38,949
Their classes aren't even

481
00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:39,950
in the same building.

482
00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:41,387
They don't even eat lunch

483
00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:42,953
in the same lunchroom.

484
00:21:42,997 --> 00:21:45,129
How do they get to school?

485
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:48,350
[man]
Unless you're with the board,
the police, or the union,

486
00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:49,786
I don't care who you are.

487
00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:50,961
Sir, we need to test the bus

488
00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:52,963
for chemical residue.

489
00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:54,965
And I need to pick up
the basketball team.

490
00:21:55,009 --> 00:21:56,837
You got a problem with that?
Call my supervisor.

491
00:21:58,404 --> 00:22:00,928
Two kids were poisoned
on your bus this morning.

492
00:22:00,971 --> 00:22:01,972
They're dying.

493
00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:08,675
[Margo]My God.

494
00:22:08,718 --> 00:22:10,677
The things he said.

495
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:14,071
Dr. House wanted your son
to get the medicine he needed.

496
00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:16,422
And he was willing to do
whatever it took

497
00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:17,423
to make that happen.

498
00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:19,468
The wrong kind of medicine.

499
00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:20,904
He didn't know that.

500
00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:22,558
At the time,
it was our only choice.

501
00:22:22,602 --> 00:22:24,821
He would've known
if he had listened to me.

502
00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:27,041
He listened.

503
00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:28,172
He just assumed

504
00:22:28,216 --> 00:22:29,913
you were wrong.

505
00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,917
To be honest, that's true
of most of our patients.

506
00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:35,571
[laughs]

507
00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:38,531
You're just as pompous
and superior as he is.

508
00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:43,927
[bus driver]
Matt is back row right.

509
00:22:43,971 --> 00:22:45,581
The Asian kid, uh,
first or second row left.

510
00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:47,017
Okay.

511
00:22:47,061 --> 00:22:49,629
Look, I got this rash
in kind of my groin region.

512
00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:52,762
It's, um, not a symptom.

513
00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:55,504
Neither is being obnoxious.
Looks like you're in the clear.

514
00:23:01,075 --> 00:23:02,946
[bus driver]
So who poisoned him?

515
00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:05,079
We're not sure yet
if it was done on purpose.

516
00:23:05,122 --> 00:23:06,123
Oh, yeah?

517
00:23:06,167 --> 00:23:07,864
You oughta see
these little bastards

518
00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:09,692
screaming and punching
each other all day long--

519
00:23:09,736 --> 00:23:10,998
Did you happen to notice
if anyone

520
00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:13,696
was doing any spraying
near the bus route?

521
00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:16,438
Oh, yeah, there was this truck
down by the pond

522
00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:18,005
doing something or other, uh--

523
00:23:18,048 --> 00:23:19,093
smelled kinda funny too.

524
00:23:26,883 --> 00:23:28,537
Oh! Dr. House.

525
00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:29,886
Well, it took ya long enough.

526
00:23:29,930 --> 00:23:30,887
We've been waiting here--

527
00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:32,149
Mr. Adams.

528
00:23:32,193 --> 00:23:33,716
Would you step outside
for a moment?

529
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,239
Why?

530
00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:36,893
Because you irritate me.

531
00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:39,548
[mother]
Um, he is my son, Doctor.

532
00:23:39,592 --> 00:23:43,465
He's just a little cranky
from not eating.

533
00:23:43,509 --> 00:23:45,728
Fine.

534
00:23:45,772 --> 00:23:48,731
Mrs. Adams, have you had
any recent sexual activity?

535
00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:49,906
What?

536
00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:53,083
Well, I--

537
00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:55,085
I don't suppose fantasies count.

538
00:23:55,129 --> 00:23:56,913
Oh, my God.

539
00:23:56,957 --> 00:24:00,700
Unfortunately, I've hit
kind of a dry spell.

540
00:24:00,743 --> 00:24:03,093
Only for the last--
oh, I don't know,

541
00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:04,138
15 years.

542
00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:06,749
See, she's--she's confused.

543
00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:09,099
My father died eight years ago.
Heart attack.

544
00:24:09,143 --> 00:24:11,798
Not in bed, dear.

545
00:24:13,843 --> 00:24:17,630
Why do you ask?

546
00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:20,981
Because you have tested positive
for syphilis.

547
00:24:21,024 --> 00:24:23,070
That's impossible.

548
00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:25,159
And insulting.

549
00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:28,205
I don't think
it's the first time

550
00:24:28,249 --> 00:24:29,642
that Mom has heard
this diagnosis.

551
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:36,126
"Cupid's Disease."

552
00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:38,999
That's what we used to call it.

553
00:24:39,042 --> 00:24:40,566
When did you get it?

554
00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:42,829
Uh...

555
00:24:42,872 --> 00:24:44,178
1939.

556
00:24:44,221 --> 00:24:46,963
Prom night, I think.

557
00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:48,269
He had a Chevrolet.

558
00:24:50,314 --> 00:24:52,621
It was before I met your father.

559
00:24:52,665 --> 00:24:54,101
You said that--

560
00:24:55,102 --> 00:24:58,671
You said Dad
was your first love.

561
00:24:58,714 --> 00:25:00,020
He was.

562
00:25:02,152 --> 00:25:03,763
We're talking about sex.

563
00:25:07,027 --> 00:25:09,072
But I-I was treated.

564
00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:10,117
Which suppressed it.

565
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,119
In your case, for 60 years.

566
00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:13,337
But now, it's back.

567
00:25:13,381 --> 00:25:15,557
And the spirochetes
that cause syphilis

568
00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:17,864
are eating away
at your brain cells.

569
00:25:17,907 --> 00:25:20,562
Oh.
That's...revolting.

570
00:25:20,606 --> 00:25:22,912
It's not as revolting
as Chlamydia.

571
00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:24,000
That's got seepage.

572
00:25:24,044 --> 00:25:26,046
And it's the 21st century.

573
00:25:26,089 --> 00:25:29,702
We got flying cars, robot dogs.
And Penicillin.

574
00:25:29,745 --> 00:25:32,226
High dose regimen
for two weeks, you're cured.

575
00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:33,662
I can't believe this.

576
00:25:33,706 --> 00:25:35,011
Yeah, well, pinch yourself.

577
00:25:35,055 --> 00:25:38,014
[mother]
I guess for the next two weeks,

578
00:25:38,058 --> 00:25:40,060
I'd better practice safe sex.

579
00:25:41,104 --> 00:25:43,672
You'll be fine.

580
00:25:43,716 --> 00:25:46,893
Just feed that cranky kid.

581
00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:54,074
The county's worried
about West Nile,

582
00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:56,729
so they sprayed ethyl-parathion
right next to the bus route.

583
00:25:56,772 --> 00:25:59,688
Do you have the hydrolase
for ethyl-parathion?

584
00:25:59,732 --> 00:26:01,037
Yeah. Only one problem.

585
00:26:01,081 --> 00:26:02,996
Matt's mother faxed his records
to the CDC.

586
00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:05,041
She refuses
to let us do anything

587
00:26:05,085 --> 00:26:07,043
until she hears back from them.

588
00:26:07,087 --> 00:26:09,698
Well, you're getting good
at this god-like doctor racket.

589
00:26:09,742 --> 00:26:11,613
Why don't you talk her out
of this lunacy?

590
00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:14,007
She's not really
a big fan of mine.

591
00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:15,138
Or mine.

592
00:26:15,182 --> 00:26:17,053
Well, only one man left
in the bullpen.

593
00:26:17,097 --> 00:26:19,055
And he throws like a girl.

594
00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:23,233
I hate sports metaphors.

595
00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:26,715
Give her the high, hard one.

596
00:26:26,759 --> 00:26:29,065
We really think the hydrolase
is the only--

597
00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:31,241
I'm thinking about
transferring Matt out of here.

598
00:26:31,285 --> 00:26:33,417
Miss Davis,
your son is very sick.

599
00:26:33,461 --> 00:26:35,115
He won't survive a transfer.

600
00:26:35,158 --> 00:26:36,203
I'm getting a second opinion

601
00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:38,074
from the Center
for Disease Control.

602
00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:39,206
Right.

603
00:26:39,249 --> 00:26:41,687
Look, when my grandmother
got sick--

604
00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:44,646
What, you're gonna tell me some
tough decision you had to make?

605
00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:46,082
I know how hard this is for you.

606
00:26:46,126 --> 00:26:49,129
Maybe embroider the story
a little, make it fit?

607
00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:51,653
I can't imagine being
in your position.

608
00:26:51,697 --> 00:26:54,090
Honesty.
A kind of vulnerable honesty.

609
00:26:54,134 --> 00:26:56,092
That's your thing.
And the looks.

610
00:26:56,136 --> 00:26:58,138
Oh, boy.
They send a single woman

611
00:26:58,181 --> 00:26:59,748
to hustle the single mom.

612
00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:02,229
Actually, they sent a
doctor.

613
00:27:02,272 --> 00:27:04,666
To tell you that if your son
doesn't get this treatment,

614
00:27:04,710 --> 00:27:07,147
there's a good chance
he'll die.

615
00:27:07,190 --> 00:27:08,931
That what House said
about a treatment

616
00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:11,238
that would've killed Matt.

617
00:27:11,281 --> 00:27:12,674
You've gotta do better
than that.

618
00:27:12,718 --> 00:27:14,284
No.
It's on you.

619
00:27:14,328 --> 00:27:15,982
You need to do better.

620
00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,766
Right now, yes or no.

621
00:27:20,334 --> 00:27:21,857
I don't know.

622
00:27:21,901 --> 00:27:23,337
Figure it out.

623
00:27:25,078 --> 00:27:27,036
Wait.

624
00:28:21,395 --> 00:28:22,352
Nurse!

625
00:28:22,396 --> 00:28:24,267
Help!

626
00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:28,271
He's seizing. Suction.

627
00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:31,057
My son!

628
00:28:38,412 --> 00:28:41,110
Diazepam.

629
00:28:44,287 --> 00:28:46,855
Ten milligrams.

630
00:28:46,899 --> 00:28:49,292
He's not responding.
Another ten milligrams.

631
00:28:49,336 --> 00:28:51,947
You're killing him!

632
00:28:51,991 --> 00:28:53,079
You're killing him!

633
00:28:53,122 --> 00:28:55,385
Get her out of here.
Get her out of here!

634
00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:08,137
[Foreman]
Their hearts
are barely pumping.

635
00:29:08,181 --> 00:29:09,486
Their lungs are shot.

636
00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:11,575
Now they're showing
liver toxicity.

637
00:29:11,619 --> 00:29:13,229
[House]
I guess Matt's mom
won't nominate us

638
00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:15,275
for any
Doctor of the Year awards.

639
00:29:15,318 --> 00:29:16,537
Only explanation is
they got poisoned

640
00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:18,887
by something
besides ethyl-parathion.

641
00:29:18,931 --> 00:29:20,802
Then the hydrolase
would release the neurotoxins

642
00:29:20,846 --> 00:29:22,151
instead of bonding with them.

643
00:29:22,195 --> 00:29:24,066
The only thing
they have in common is the bus.

644
00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:25,546
Except their symptoms.

645
00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:27,287
Given their severity and
the fact their cardiac symptoms

646
00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:29,202
are getting worse much faster
that their other ones,

647
00:29:29,245 --> 00:29:30,594
what does that tell us?

648
00:29:30,638 --> 00:29:32,596
The poison was probably absorbed
through the skin.

649
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,903
They were admitted
at 8:45 and 11:00.

650
00:29:34,947 --> 00:29:36,252
When were they poisoned?

651
00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:37,601
Absorption through the skin,

652
00:29:37,645 --> 00:29:39,342
anywhere
from three to eight hours.

653
00:29:39,386 --> 00:29:41,040
In a case that bad, more like
one-and-a-half to four.

654
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:43,956
So Matt was poisoned
before 7:15.

655
00:29:43,999 --> 00:29:45,609
Before he got on the bus.

656
00:29:45,653 --> 00:29:49,265
You're thinking each kid
got poisoned in his own house?

657
00:29:49,309 --> 00:29:50,832
Two separate exposures?

658
00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:52,442
What do teenage boys do
in the morning?

659
00:29:52,486 --> 00:29:54,314
Besides...the obvious.

660
00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:56,272
Wake up. Go to the bathroom.

661
00:29:56,316 --> 00:29:58,100
Then...the obvious.

662
00:29:58,144 --> 00:29:59,536
Then check their zits
in the mirror.

663
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:01,277
Do they both use
the same acne cream?

664
00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:03,540
Because acne cream
contains lanolin,

665
00:30:03,584 --> 00:30:04,541
which could have pesticides.

666
00:30:04,585 --> 00:30:05,847
And you're thinking

667
00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:07,327
they both bought
the same product--

668
00:30:07,370 --> 00:30:09,068
It was contaminated.
Shaving cream.

669
00:30:09,111 --> 00:30:10,504
Chi doesn't look like he shaves.

670
00:30:10,547 --> 00:30:13,072
But he sweats.Deodorant could contain lanolin.

671
00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:14,073
Do these people have animals?

672
00:30:14,116 --> 00:30:16,075
Chi has a dog,
Matt has a cat.

673
00:30:16,118 --> 00:30:17,380
[Cameron]
Fleas, flea powder...

674
00:30:17,424 --> 00:30:19,252
Okay, go to their houses,
check for anything

675
00:30:19,295 --> 00:30:20,253
that might've touched
their skin

676
00:30:20,296 --> 00:30:21,558
between the time they got up

677
00:30:21,602 --> 00:30:22,646
and the time
they went to school.

678
00:30:22,690 --> 00:30:24,344
And I'm running low
on tomato sauce.

679
00:30:25,345 --> 00:30:26,868
Oh!

680
00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:29,131
Dr. House!

681
00:30:29,175 --> 00:30:31,133
Hello.

682
00:30:31,177 --> 00:30:33,309
I sent you home.

683
00:30:33,353 --> 00:30:35,224
Well, I came back.

684
00:30:35,268 --> 00:30:39,489
I took a cab
so my son

685
00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:42,144
wouldn't try to chaperone us
this time.

686
00:30:42,188 --> 00:30:45,539
I'm sorry, but the fact
that the sexual pleasure center

687
00:30:45,582 --> 00:30:47,280
of your cerebral cortex
has been overstimulated

688
00:30:47,323 --> 00:30:48,498
by spirochetes--

689
00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:51,371
It's--it's a poor basis
for a relationship.

690
00:30:51,414 --> 00:30:53,590
I learned that one the hard way.

691
00:30:53,634 --> 00:30:56,637
Doctor, um...

692
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,987
these feelings
that I've been having,

693
00:30:59,031 --> 00:31:02,164
is it all because
of the syphilis?

694
00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:03,383
Yes.

695
00:31:05,559 --> 00:31:07,213
Then--

696
00:31:08,431 --> 00:31:11,913
Here's the prescription
you gave me.

697
00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:18,006
Well, it-it's not likely

698
00:31:18,050 --> 00:31:19,703
I'm going to infect anyone.

699
00:31:19,747 --> 00:31:21,444
No.

700
00:31:21,488 --> 00:31:22,619
But it'll kill you.

701
00:31:22,663 --> 00:31:26,232
Well, gotta go sometime.

702
00:31:26,275 --> 00:31:28,408
And--
[breathes]

703
00:31:28,451 --> 00:31:31,019
I really don't want
to play canasta

704
00:31:31,063 --> 00:31:33,369
for the rest of my life.

705
00:31:33,413 --> 00:31:37,373
I--I like feeling sexy again.

706
00:31:37,417 --> 00:31:40,289
And making a fool
out of myself

707
00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:45,729
with handsome young doctors.

708
00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:49,385
Do you think that
I would've given you this

709
00:31:49,429 --> 00:31:52,432
if it would stop you
from flirting with me?

710
00:31:52,475 --> 00:31:54,390
Well, but if I'm cured--

711
00:31:54,434 --> 00:31:56,392
Then all the spirochetes
will die off.

712
00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:59,265
But the little pieces
of your cerebral cortex

713
00:31:59,308 --> 00:32:00,744
that have been destroyed

714
00:32:00,788 --> 00:32:03,225
won't grow back.

715
00:32:03,269 --> 00:32:04,487
You're brain-damaged.

716
00:32:06,446 --> 00:32:10,189
Doomed to feeling good
for the rest of your life.

717
00:32:11,451 --> 00:32:14,367
Really?
[giggles]

718
00:32:14,410 --> 00:32:15,455
Well, thank you--

719
00:32:15,498 --> 00:32:17,457
Georgia.

720
00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:23,245
When I stop being contagious,

721
00:32:23,289 --> 00:32:27,380
I'll come by for a checkup.

722
00:32:32,689 --> 00:32:34,256
Yah.

723
00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:39,000
Matt uses Sure.

724
00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:40,480
Chi uses Old Spice.

725
00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:41,524
No zit cream.

726
00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:42,656
Lucky kid.

727
00:32:42,699 --> 00:32:44,484
Floral air freshener.

728
00:32:44,527 --> 00:32:45,833
Doesn't matter.

729
00:32:45,876 --> 00:32:47,443
When's the last time
you heard of a teenage boy

730
00:32:47,487 --> 00:32:50,011
using air freshener?

731
00:32:50,055 --> 00:32:51,578
Pert shampoo.

732
00:32:51,621 --> 00:32:54,015
Mm, Johnson's over here.

733
00:32:55,321 --> 00:32:56,626
Matt's mom would make him
use air freshener.

734
00:32:56,670 --> 00:32:58,628
There are limits
to a mother's power.

735
00:32:58,672 --> 00:33:00,021
Even hers.

736
00:33:00,065 --> 00:33:02,023
Just check.

737
00:33:04,286 --> 00:33:05,679
Negative on the floral.

738
00:33:05,722 --> 00:33:07,550
Matt's A.L.T.s are up to 800.

739
00:33:07,594 --> 00:33:11,293
If they get any higher,
we can toss his liver.[cell phone ringing]

740
00:33:11,337 --> 00:33:12,686
Yeah.

741
00:33:12,729 --> 00:33:14,296
No matches on flea powder
or underarm deodorant.

742
00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:15,602
Or any other kind of deodorant.

743
00:33:15,645 --> 00:33:17,082
What about shampoo?

744
00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:18,083
No to shampoo,

745
00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:19,606
bar soap, dish soap,

746
00:33:19,649 --> 00:33:21,086
dish detergent--

747
00:33:21,129 --> 00:33:22,783
How about laundry detergent?

748
00:33:22,826 --> 00:33:24,045
Maybe they both washed
their clothes this morning.

749
00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:25,438
I'll check.

750
00:33:25,481 --> 00:33:26,569
[Foreman]
You know, if we cure Matt,

751
00:33:26,613 --> 00:33:27,831
he can use his close brush
with death

752
00:33:27,875 --> 00:33:29,442
on his college essays.

753
00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:31,096
Admission guys love that stuff.

754
00:33:31,139 --> 00:33:32,314
That's how you got in, right?

755
00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:35,404
Jailhouse diary.

756
00:33:35,448 --> 00:33:37,580
[sighs]

757
00:33:37,624 --> 00:33:38,581
TKO.

758
00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:41,497
TKO.

759
00:33:41,541 --> 00:33:43,456
Liquid?

760
00:33:43,499 --> 00:33:45,501
Liquid, 128 ounces.
128.

761
00:33:45,545 --> 00:33:47,590
Yellow jug, "Special--

762
00:33:47,634 --> 00:33:49,288
environmentally safe formula."

763
00:33:49,331 --> 00:33:50,506
It's the same.

764
00:33:50,550 --> 00:33:51,507
Bring in the detergent.

765
00:33:51,551 --> 00:33:53,161
The detergent was contaminated

766
00:33:53,205 --> 00:33:54,162
with pesticides?

767
00:33:54,206 --> 00:33:55,424
Which soaked into their clothes

768
00:33:55,468 --> 00:33:57,687
and got absorbed
into their skin.

769
00:33:58,688 --> 00:34:00,299
Hi.

770
00:34:00,342 --> 00:34:02,475
Uh, listen, the clothes
your son wore today,

771
00:34:02,518 --> 00:34:03,693
he washed them
this morning, right?

772
00:34:03,737 --> 00:34:05,521
What?

773
00:34:05,565 --> 00:34:08,872
Nice respectful Asian kid
does the laundry.

774
00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:11,310
[speaking native language]

775
00:34:11,353 --> 00:34:12,528
My wife said he didn't.

776
00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:16,315
Well, then I'm betting
he washed them last night

777
00:34:16,358 --> 00:34:17,446
without you knowing.

778
00:34:17,490 --> 00:34:19,492
[speaking native language]

779
00:34:19,535 --> 00:34:21,842
He doesn't even know how
to turn on the machine.

780
00:34:21,885 --> 00:34:23,583
And those clothes were new.

781
00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:24,758
Nobody washed them.

782
00:34:24,801 --> 00:34:26,107
His clothes are all new?

783
00:34:26,151 --> 00:34:29,371
The ones he wore today, yes.
Never washed.

784
00:34:37,597 --> 00:34:39,468
Now what?

785
00:34:41,688 --> 00:34:44,734
What about Matt's clothes?
Were they new?

786
00:34:44,778 --> 00:34:47,520
Uh, they're ratty old jeans,I think.

787
00:34:47,563 --> 00:34:49,783
They've been bagged
and taken downstairs.

788
00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:01,621
Davis.

789
00:35:01,664 --> 00:35:03,710
Yes, they're Matt's.

790
00:35:04,798 --> 00:35:07,192
And they're old.

791
00:35:08,628 --> 00:35:11,283
And yet the label isn't faded
in the slightest.

792
00:35:11,326 --> 00:35:12,632
Fake old.

793
00:35:12,675 --> 00:35:15,504
Hundred dollars
for the homeless look.

794
00:35:15,548 --> 00:35:19,726
What, kids aren't pretentious
in England?

795
00:35:19,769 --> 00:35:21,336
Chi was wearing
a different brand.

796
00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:23,338
How could they both
have been contaminated?

797
00:35:23,382 --> 00:35:24,774
That is a question
for the ages.

798
00:35:24,818 --> 00:35:27,473
Meantime, get these tested.

799
00:35:55,936 --> 00:35:58,504
I never bother
to wash new clothes

800
00:35:58,547 --> 00:36:00,549
before I wear them.

801
00:36:00,593 --> 00:36:02,247
Right.
Your wife does.

802
00:36:02,290 --> 00:36:04,510
She likes you feeling
nice and comfortable.

803
00:36:04,553 --> 00:36:05,685
Hey, I'm a man.

804
00:36:05,728 --> 00:36:07,600
I don't have time for laundry.

805
00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:08,775
I'm savin' lives here.

806
00:36:10,342 --> 00:36:12,344
No, she doesn't wash them
either.

807
00:36:12,387 --> 00:36:15,303
So your skin absorbs
a little dye,

808
00:36:15,347 --> 00:36:17,218
the odd chemical
here and there--You know me.

809
00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:18,741
Mr. Livin' on the Edge.

810
00:36:18,785 --> 00:36:20,482
And judging by
the self-importance

811
00:36:20,526 --> 00:36:21,962
of your strut,
you have identified

812
00:36:22,005 --> 00:36:23,224
the chemical in question.

813
00:36:23,268 --> 00:36:24,660
Phosdrin.

814
00:36:24,704 --> 00:36:27,010
Hit him with the hydrolase.

815
00:36:27,054 --> 00:36:28,229
Chi's parents said yes, but--

816
00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:30,013
Mighty Mom said no.

817
00:36:30,057 --> 00:36:32,799
She's gonna feel like
a million bucks

818
00:36:32,842 --> 00:36:35,236
when Chi lives and her son dies.

819
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,411
Send Cameron.

820
00:36:36,455 --> 00:36:38,239
She's the only one of you

821
00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:39,327
who's managed to talk her
into anything.

822
00:36:39,371 --> 00:36:40,546
Not this time.

823
00:36:40,589 --> 00:36:41,721
Matt's mom won't make a move

824
00:36:41,764 --> 00:36:45,333
until she gets that opinion
from the CDC.

825
00:36:45,377 --> 00:36:47,901
Godot would be faster.

826
00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:23,415
What is this?

827
00:37:24,546 --> 00:37:27,636
Thought I'd hang out.

828
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,812
In case you change your mind.

829
00:37:31,858 --> 00:37:34,382
Then I could give Matt
the medicine right away.

830
00:37:41,084 --> 00:37:44,000
Don't worry, I've got time.

831
00:37:44,044 --> 00:37:47,874
The CDC promised
they'd call.

832
00:37:47,917 --> 00:37:49,702
And I'm sure they will.

833
00:37:49,745 --> 00:37:53,401
Maybe tomorrow.
Maybe the day after.

834
00:37:53,445 --> 00:37:56,317
Takes time
to review faxed records.

835
00:37:56,361 --> 00:37:58,450
Then they'll probably tell you
they can't make a decision

836
00:37:58,493 --> 00:38:00,887
based on faxed records.

837
00:38:02,976 --> 00:38:04,760
This is Suzy.

838
00:38:04,804 --> 00:38:08,024
She's never gonna marry him.
No money.

839
00:38:08,068 --> 00:38:10,462
What makes you think
you're right this time?

840
00:38:10,505 --> 00:38:14,553
Same reason as last time.

841
00:38:15,815 --> 00:38:19,558
If you wanna see
how the other kid does first,

842
00:38:19,601 --> 00:38:21,124
that's okay.

843
00:38:21,168 --> 00:38:22,561
Might help you.

844
00:38:22,604 --> 00:38:24,737
Although, there's
a real good chance--

845
00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:27,435
What?
Matt might "kick off"?

846
00:38:27,479 --> 00:38:30,395
That's a little blunt.

847
00:38:30,438 --> 00:38:32,397
I was gonna say
"run out of time"

848
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:36,575
or just kind of
let my voice trail off.

849
00:38:39,491 --> 00:38:42,494
[cell phone ringing]

850
00:38:45,105 --> 00:38:47,020
Hello?

851
00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:50,545
Yes, this is Margo Davis.

852
00:38:54,027 --> 00:38:57,422
But you have his records.
I sent them.

853
00:39:00,642 --> 00:39:03,384
Yes, I understand.

854
00:39:10,130 --> 00:39:12,567
They can't help me.

855
00:39:12,611 --> 00:39:14,177
They haven't seen him.

856
00:39:14,221 --> 00:39:17,355
They can't make
a decision--
Give it to him.

857
00:39:28,714 --> 00:39:30,629
[in an American accent]
"The CDC is unable

858
00:39:30,672 --> 00:39:32,674
"to give an opinion
at this time, ma'am.

859
00:39:32,718 --> 00:39:36,591
We're gonna have a doctor
in your area next week."

860
00:39:36,635 --> 00:39:39,072
You fooled her with that?

861
00:40:49,272 --> 00:40:50,448
House!

862
00:41:30,226 --> 00:41:31,793
So I'm gonna be cured?

863
00:41:31,837 --> 00:41:35,231
As long as you don't wear
any more poisoned pants.

864
00:41:35,275 --> 00:41:37,712
I'm sorry, Mom.

865
00:41:37,756 --> 00:41:39,192
I knew the pants were stolen.

866
00:41:39,235 --> 00:41:41,673
They were only five bucks.

867
00:41:41,716 --> 00:41:43,544
You're gonna give me hell,
aren't you?

868
00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:46,634
Oh, Honey, I'm just glad
you're alive.

869
00:41:46,678 --> 00:41:48,854
Let's get you home
so you can rest.

870
00:41:48,897 --> 00:41:51,726
Maybe I am too hard on you.

871
00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:53,772
You don't have to make up
that test 'til next week.

872
00:41:53,815 --> 00:41:57,602
You can stay in bed
and work on your applications.

873
00:41:57,645 --> 00:41:58,820
[Foreman]
Some guy was selling pants

874
00:41:58,864 --> 00:42:00,735
off the back of his truck
near the school.

875
00:42:00,779 --> 00:42:03,303
When he wasn't busy
as a clothing entrepreneur,

876
00:42:03,346 --> 00:42:05,784
he did day labor at a cornfield
out on Route 1.

877
00:42:05,827 --> 00:42:08,177
Used the same truck
for both jobs.

878
00:42:08,221 --> 00:42:09,701
He spilled pesticide
on the pants

879
00:42:09,744 --> 00:42:10,832
and was too lazy to clean up.

880
00:42:10,876 --> 00:42:13,052
The real question is,

881
00:42:13,095 --> 00:42:15,271
why are you still here?

882
00:42:15,315 --> 00:42:16,708
Why aren't you out there

883
00:42:16,751 --> 00:42:19,754
making up
with the joyful mother?

884
00:42:19,798 --> 00:42:21,060
Wh-why would I do that?

885
00:42:21,103 --> 00:42:22,365
No reason at all.

886
00:42:22,409 --> 00:42:24,890
If you don't care about her.

887
00:42:24,933 --> 00:42:27,719
Or her son.

888
00:42:31,810 --> 00:42:34,900
Oh, Dr. House.

889
00:42:34,943 --> 00:42:37,076
The CDC called.

890
00:42:38,207 --> 00:42:39,165
Again.

891
00:42:39,208 --> 00:42:41,080
Oops.

892
00:42:42,908 --> 00:42:45,214
Who are those guys?

893
00:42:45,258 --> 00:42:50,742
Oh, they're the arrogant jerks
that saved your life.

894
00:42:50,785 --> 00:42:53,266
[upbeat folk music]

895
00:42:53,309 --> 00:43:01,317
♪