1 00:00:31,333 --> 00:00:33,625 Dr. Sebastian. 2 00:00:35,542 --> 00:00:37,917 Two pallets of antibiotics for tuberculosis. 3 00:00:37,917 --> 00:00:39,959 We've got six pallets worth of patients. 4 00:00:39,959 --> 00:00:41,542 Stoia Tucker needs a math lesson. 5 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:42,667 I'm headed back tomorrow. 6 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:43,959 Hey! 7 00:00:43,959 --> 00:00:45,834 Hey! 8 00:00:45,834 --> 00:00:48,125 [speaking native language] 9 00:00:48,125 --> 00:00:49,333 Go get the boxes. 10 00:00:49,333 --> 00:00:52,250 Hey there. 11 00:00:58,166 --> 00:01:01,000 Move those boxes. Quick, quick. 12 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,959 Let's move. Hurry, hurry, hurry. 13 00:01:03,959 --> 00:01:06,125 Let's go. Let's go, man. Hurry. 14 00:01:06,125 --> 00:01:08,375 I've got some very special medicine here. 15 00:01:08,375 --> 00:01:10,959 It's from Hershey, Pennsylvania. 16 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:13,000 One per person, one per person. 17 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,083 [scattered shouting] 18 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:24,458 (man) Help. 19 00:01:24,458 --> 00:01:26,375 Help, Dr. Sebastian. 20 00:01:26,375 --> 00:01:27,583 Come quickly. 21 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:30,667 My son, he fell. He fell on this log. 22 00:01:30,667 --> 00:01:31,792 We were just waiting for his meds. 23 00:01:34,041 --> 00:01:37,000 [speaking native language] 24 00:01:39,041 --> 00:01:40,625 I got no breath sounds on the left. 25 00:01:40,625 --> 00:01:42,333 Gimme that. 26 00:01:50,667 --> 00:01:53,166 Yeah, he's gonna be okay. 27 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:57,166 The fall didn't cause him to drop a lung. 28 00:01:57,166 --> 00:02:00,959 The lung caused him to fall. TB chewed it up. 29 00:02:00,959 --> 00:02:02,709 He'll be lucky to live another year. 30 00:02:02,709 --> 00:02:04,834 This is Sarni. 31 00:02:04,834 --> 00:02:06,458 I picked up the tab for the back brace myself. 32 00:02:06,458 --> 00:02:08,291 The funny thing is, 33 00:02:08,291 --> 00:02:11,041 is that the brace cost more than the medicine 34 00:02:11,041 --> 00:02:14,083 that would've prevented her from needing it. 35 00:02:14,083 --> 00:02:16,083 It's your medicine. 36 00:02:16,083 --> 00:02:17,625 All of the antibiotics that we need 37 00:02:17,625 --> 00:02:20,000 are right here in your warehouses 38 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 in your factories. 39 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,250 We provide over 10,000 doses a year. 40 00:02:23,250 --> 00:02:25,041 Wh--which is not enough. 41 00:02:25,041 --> 00:02:27,375 You know we'd love to do more, but our hands are tied. 42 00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:28,625 New car, Jerry? 43 00:02:28,625 --> 00:02:29,875 I saw it on the way in. Looks beautiful. 44 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:31,458 Don't make this personal. 45 00:02:31,458 --> 00:02:32,750 All the way from Germany, too. 46 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:33,875 I know that's a lot of red tape. 47 00:02:33,875 --> 00:02:35,291 I'm not like you. 48 00:02:35,291 --> 00:02:37,125 I'm not ashamed of making a living. 49 00:02:37,125 --> 00:02:38,959 And I know you didn't become a chem major for the money. 50 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,667 Now, you want the same things that I want. 51 00:02:40,667 --> 00:02:42,375 You just-- 52 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:44,750 You have to-- 53 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:46,250 You just have to push a little-- 54 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:48,917 You have to push a little...bit harder. 55 00:02:48,917 --> 00:02:50,041 Harder for it. 56 00:02:50,041 --> 00:02:51,583 Sebastian? 57 00:02:56,625 --> 00:02:59,667 Call 9-1-1. 58 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:02,250 Isn't someone here a doctor? 59 00:03:05,041 --> 00:03:08,083 [Massive Attack's Teardrop] 60 00:03:08,083 --> 00:03:11,041 ♪ ♪ 61 00:03:35,917 --> 00:03:38,542 [door opens] 62 00:03:42,417 --> 00:03:43,709 Selling subscriptions? 63 00:03:43,709 --> 00:03:45,083 I heard 20 and you get a new bike. 64 00:03:45,083 --> 00:03:46,959 Dr. Sebastian Charles collapsed 65 00:03:46,959 --> 00:03:48,417 during a presentation at Stoia Tucker. 66 00:03:48,417 --> 00:03:50,041 Really? 67 00:03:50,041 --> 00:03:51,959 Crushed under the weight of his own ego? 68 00:03:51,959 --> 00:03:53,166 Wow. 69 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,166 Is there nobody you admire? 70 00:03:55,166 --> 00:03:58,375 Well, there was this gal I met in Nam who could 71 00:03:58,375 --> 00:03:59,500 blow put a candle without using-- 72 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:02,208 He thinks it's TB. 73 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:03,917 Good thing he's not the syphilis expert. 74 00:04:03,917 --> 00:04:05,333 He wants a second opinion. 75 00:04:05,333 --> 00:04:08,208 Second to his own. Okay. 76 00:04:08,208 --> 00:04:10,000 It's not TB. 77 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,500 What is it? 78 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:12,959 Oh, he wants specifics? 79 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:15,333 Lemma. 80 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:18,834 Big Knicks fan. 81 00:04:18,834 --> 00:04:20,750 You've never had an episode like this before? 82 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:22,375 No. He died last month. 83 00:04:22,375 --> 00:04:26,333 Stupidly tried to share his meds with his cousin, 84 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:28,458 and they only had enough for one. 85 00:04:28,458 --> 00:04:30,542 Dr. House. 86 00:04:30,542 --> 00:04:32,667 I'm Sebastian Charles. 87 00:04:32,667 --> 00:04:34,000 Patients aren't usually 88 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,792 part of the diagnostic process. 89 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:37,458 Well, I'm a doctor. 90 00:04:37,458 --> 00:04:40,625 Listen, I know you guys don't make a lot of money-- 91 00:04:40,625 --> 00:04:42,625 I wrote your people a check last month. 92 00:04:42,625 --> 00:04:45,291 Oh, well. Write us another one. 93 00:04:45,291 --> 00:04:46,583 (Foreman) Talk to Chase. He's rich. 94 00:04:46,583 --> 00:04:47,917 My dad, not me. 95 00:04:47,917 --> 00:04:49,750 Every minute, four people die of TB. 96 00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:51,250 (House) Wow! 97 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,125 How can you sleep at night? 98 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:55,291 There's people dying in Africa of a disease that we cured-- 99 00:04:55,291 --> 00:04:56,458 (House) Yeah. I know. 100 00:04:56,458 --> 00:04:57,625 I saw the concert. 101 00:04:57,625 --> 00:04:59,667 But seriously, let's see. 102 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:00,959 You sleep six hours. 103 00:05:00,959 --> 00:05:02,458 That means every night you kill... 104 00:05:02,458 --> 00:05:04,291 1,440 people. 105 00:05:04,291 --> 00:05:06,208 I guess you gotta get some sleep, but come on. 106 00:05:06,208 --> 00:05:07,625 If you'd stayed up another ten minutes, 107 00:05:07,625 --> 00:05:09,375 you could've saved 40 lives. 108 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:11,792 Do you send notes to the families in the morning? 109 00:05:11,792 --> 00:05:13,458 That's gonna take at least ten minutes. 110 00:05:13,458 --> 00:05:16,542 So that's another 40 dead, another 40 notes. 111 00:05:16,542 --> 00:05:19,083 Why don't you go rack yourself with guilt in your own room? 112 00:05:19,083 --> 00:05:20,375 No, thanks. I'll stay. 113 00:05:20,375 --> 00:05:21,834 I'd like to hear the differential. 114 00:05:21,834 --> 00:05:23,834 Dr. Cameron. 115 00:05:23,834 --> 00:05:25,417 Tell the doctor why it's not a good idea 116 00:05:25,417 --> 00:05:26,917 for the patient to be here. 117 00:05:26,917 --> 00:05:29,458 He's an immunologist and a TB expert. 118 00:05:29,458 --> 00:05:31,458 That'll be very useful if we need somebody 119 00:05:31,458 --> 00:05:33,542 to say the words, "I think it's TB." 120 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:34,709 [chuckles] 121 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,834 [sniffs] What is that? 122 00:05:36,834 --> 00:05:38,583 (Sebastian) Oh, that. I'm sorry. That's, uh-- 123 00:05:38,583 --> 00:05:39,750 That's my body powder. 124 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:41,166 It's the only thing I found 125 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:42,291 that works in the Sahara. 126 00:05:42,291 --> 00:05:43,417 I'm kinda used to it. 127 00:05:43,417 --> 00:05:45,083 I don't even notice it. 128 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:46,583 Who thinks it smells like an elephant dung smoothie? 129 00:05:46,583 --> 00:05:48,375 It smells okay to me. 130 00:05:48,375 --> 00:05:50,208 [chuckles] 131 00:05:50,208 --> 00:05:52,083 That is exactly why the patient shouldn't be in the room. 132 00:05:52,083 --> 00:05:54,041 If you can't tell a man that his cologne makes you want to puke, 133 00:05:54,041 --> 00:05:55,792 how are you gonna tell him that he's an idiot? 134 00:05:55,792 --> 00:05:57,291 He's not an idiot. 135 00:05:57,291 --> 00:06:00,625 Sure, you say that now. While he's in the room. 136 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:02,291 (Sebastian) I don't have time for this. 137 00:06:02,291 --> 00:06:03,625 It's TB. (House) Nope. 138 00:06:03,625 --> 00:06:05,625 Symptoms are too varied. 139 00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:07,959 Well, if you haven't seen 10,000 cases, 140 00:06:07,959 --> 00:06:09,458 I agree that's what you'd think. 141 00:06:09,458 --> 00:06:10,834 I told you he's an idiot. 142 00:06:10,834 --> 00:06:12,417 You said you wanted a second opinion. 143 00:06:12,417 --> 00:06:13,750 No, actually. 144 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:15,333 My backers wanted a second opinion. 145 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,625 (House) Yeah. 146 00:06:16,625 --> 00:06:18,166 Doesn't look good if you drop dead 147 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:19,625 while wearing your shoe sponsor's logo. 148 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:21,250 It's TB. And I'm not dying. 149 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:22,834 I'm gonna want you to plant a PPD 150 00:06:22,834 --> 00:06:24,583 and induce a sputum to confirm the TB. 151 00:06:24,583 --> 00:06:26,458 Imaging studies will determine the progress. 152 00:06:26,458 --> 00:06:28,834 And, uh, I think we should probably 153 00:06:28,834 --> 00:06:30,417 take a CT scan of my lungs, 154 00:06:30,417 --> 00:06:32,917 just so that nobody second-guesses us? 155 00:06:32,917 --> 00:06:34,083 Wouldn't want that. 156 00:06:34,083 --> 00:06:36,166 [cell phone ringing] 157 00:06:36,166 --> 00:06:37,333 Hello? 158 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:40,917 No, I'm feeling much better. 159 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:44,542 Well, what you can do is, you can, uh, get your board 160 00:06:44,542 --> 00:06:46,250 to approve the increased med shipments, that-- 161 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:48,834 [whispers] Sorry. 162 00:06:48,834 --> 00:06:51,667 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. No, don't--don't try. 163 00:06:51,667 --> 00:06:54,583 Whatev--no, don't-- Don't do your best. 164 00:06:54,583 --> 00:06:57,625 Just get it done, okay? 165 00:06:57,625 --> 00:06:59,959 That's Stoia Tucker. 166 00:06:59,959 --> 00:07:02,250 And they're the nice pharmaceutical company. 167 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:03,625 I'm sorry, but it's against hospital regs. 168 00:07:03,625 --> 00:07:05,625 Oh, I need the phone. 169 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:08,500 [pager beeps] Why don't we focus on getting you better right now? 170 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,959 [pager beeps] Well, what do you do? Throw me out? 171 00:07:10,959 --> 00:07:12,917 No, just the phone. [pager beeps] 172 00:07:12,917 --> 00:07:14,458 Sorry, we've got an emergency. 173 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:15,917 Gotta go. 174 00:07:15,917 --> 00:07:17,709 There's a phone in your room. 175 00:07:17,709 --> 00:07:20,291 Yeah, I figured that there would be. 176 00:07:20,291 --> 00:07:23,500 Right, I-- I just thought-- 177 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:26,834 It's not like the hospitals you may be used to in Africa. 178 00:07:26,834 --> 00:07:29,834 Um, I don't know what the facilities were like, so-- 179 00:07:29,834 --> 00:07:33,208 Thank you. 180 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:35,417 You're welcome. 181 00:07:35,417 --> 00:07:36,750 And thanks for that check. 182 00:07:36,750 --> 00:07:39,375 [pager beeps] I should go. 183 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:45,542 (House) The nameless poor have a face, 184 00:07:45,542 --> 00:07:48,500 and it's a pompous white man. 185 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:51,375 Yeah, what a jerk. 186 00:07:51,375 --> 00:07:52,667 Saving all those lives like that. 187 00:07:52,667 --> 00:07:54,000 What's the emergency? 188 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,083 I can't remember how to do walk-the-dog. 189 00:07:57,083 --> 00:07:59,542 The guy's sick. Maybe dying. 190 00:07:59,542 --> 00:08:02,917 We've forgotten all about doing a differential diagnosis. 191 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:04,417 You just sent us off to test him for-- 192 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,041 Well, I had to get him out of there. 193 00:08:06,041 --> 00:08:08,208 Now we can all sit around and call him an idiot. 194 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:09,500 Who wants to go first? 195 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:11,208 (Cameron) He's right. 196 00:08:11,208 --> 00:08:13,083 Tuberculosis could present hundreds of different ways. 197 00:08:13,083 --> 00:08:14,458 Well, by that logic, 198 00:08:14,458 --> 00:08:16,125 everyone in the hospital should be treated. 199 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:17,375 Not everybody in the hospital's been exposed to it 200 00:08:17,375 --> 00:08:18,500 for the last 20 years. 201 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:20,417 TB takes years to kill you. 202 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,083 Two weeks ago, he was perfectly healthy. 203 00:08:22,083 --> 00:08:23,750 Now he's got a whiteboard full of symptoms. 204 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:25,083 What about something metabolic? 205 00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:28,750 Welcome aboard the good ship Ass-Kisser. 206 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:30,959 Nice day for a sail. Pucker up, me hardies. 207 00:08:30,959 --> 00:08:32,417 It's not metabolic. 208 00:08:32,417 --> 00:08:34,250 Kidney, liver, and thyroid are all normal. 209 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:35,417 No diabetes. 210 00:08:35,417 --> 00:08:36,875 What about his heart? 211 00:08:36,875 --> 00:08:38,667 Obviously, big as all outdoors. 212 00:08:38,667 --> 00:08:39,959 Abnormal heart rhythm. 213 00:08:39,959 --> 00:08:43,125 Wave forms show P-R variability. 214 00:08:43,125 --> 00:08:46,375 It's subtle, but it's there. 215 00:08:46,375 --> 00:08:48,208 You think it's his heart? Sick sinus syndrome? 216 00:08:48,208 --> 00:08:49,583 Loose throttle. 217 00:08:49,583 --> 00:08:50,875 Sometimes beats too fast, sometimes too slow. 218 00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:52,000 Causing him to pass out. 219 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,625 It would account for the episode. 220 00:08:53,625 --> 00:08:54,917 I'll put him on telemetry, 221 00:08:54,917 --> 00:08:56,625 do a stress test and an echocardiogram. 222 00:08:56,625 --> 00:08:58,458 Treat him like every other hospital patient. 223 00:08:58,458 --> 00:09:00,083 I want to see 224 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:03,250 that pious, body-powdered tush hanging out of his gown. 225 00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:11,250 Could you give me a hand with this thing? 226 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:15,083 I don't recall asking 227 00:09:15,083 --> 00:09:17,458 for a stress test or an echocardiogram. 228 00:09:17,458 --> 00:09:20,000 What are you gonna do, walk out? 229 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,834 Corporate sponsors aren't gonna like that. 230 00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:27,834 I need your forearm. 231 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:30,125 What's House thinkin'? 232 00:09:30,125 --> 00:09:31,792 Sick sinus syndrome. 233 00:09:31,792 --> 00:09:35,000 Well, that's a lot more serious than TB. 234 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,250 Is that a PPD? 235 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:39,417 If it changed color in the next 48 hours-- 236 00:09:39,417 --> 00:09:41,500 Yeah, if, uh, if House doesn't think it's TB, 237 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:42,917 why would he have you test for that? 238 00:09:42,917 --> 00:09:46,375 Just...covering all his bases. I guess. 239 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:48,041 Uh-huh. 240 00:09:48,041 --> 00:09:53,542 He doesn't seem like a guy who--who does that. 241 00:09:53,542 --> 00:09:55,166 We have you scheduled 242 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:57,000 for a 10:30 echo. 243 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,750 Good for you. 244 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:01,333 [lchuckles] 245 00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:05,959 Every minute that we refuse to love one another, 246 00:10:05,959 --> 00:10:07,917 another puppy cries another tear. 247 00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:10,542 You're just mad because he's closer 248 00:10:10,542 --> 00:10:12,041 to a Nobel Prize than you are. 249 00:10:12,041 --> 00:10:14,375 And yet I've nailed more Swedish babes. 250 00:10:14,375 --> 00:10:16,667 Crazy, crazy world. 251 00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:19,208 It's not just a trip to Stockholm, you know. 252 00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:20,917 It comes with a cash prize. 253 00:10:20,917 --> 00:10:23,166 Seriously? 254 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:26,083 No wonder everybody's going after that "peace" thing. 255 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:28,667 He cures thousands of people every year. 256 00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:30,458 You cure-- What, 30? 257 00:10:30,458 --> 00:10:33,083 McDonald's makes a better hamburger than your mother 258 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:34,291 because they make more? 259 00:10:34,291 --> 00:10:35,834 Oh! I see. 260 00:10:35,834 --> 00:10:38,583 So you hate him because the lives he saves 261 00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:40,917 aren't as good as the lives you save. 262 00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:42,834 Yeah. That's the reason. 263 00:10:42,834 --> 00:10:46,208 Nobel invented dynamite. I won't accept his blood money. 264 00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:50,750 The top of my head's killing me. 265 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,083 Mm. 266 00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:57,083 We spent a week doing "top of head" in anatomy. 267 00:10:57,083 --> 00:10:59,625 I know just where it is. 268 00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:01,959 Ow! 269 00:11:01,959 --> 00:11:03,709 That is not the top of my head. 270 00:11:03,709 --> 00:11:06,000 Ah, close enough for a clinic. 271 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,667 Your sinuses are clogged. 272 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,458 Judging by the scratches on your hands, 273 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:12,166 I'm guessing a new cat. 274 00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:15,250 It was my mother's. She's dead. 275 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:16,792 You keep a dead cat? 276 00:11:16,792 --> 00:11:19,250 No. My mother's dead. 277 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:22,417 Oh. Poor cat. 278 00:11:22,417 --> 00:11:23,917 You're allergic. 279 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,083 We can control it with antihistamine. 280 00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:26,375 One pill a day. 281 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:27,500 Pills? 282 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,750 You don't like to swallow. 283 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,291 Not surprised. 284 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,667 Forget the pills. 285 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:34,041 I'm gonna give you a nasal spray. 286 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,166 Steroids? 287 00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:36,625 Is there something else 288 00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:38,709 you can give me? 289 00:11:38,709 --> 00:11:41,375 Well, if you lived by the river, 290 00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:42,542 I've got a bag. 291 00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:46,166 Hey. Stress test was normal. 292 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:48,875 But his EKG was not normal. 293 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,709 Echo's normal. 294 00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,500 Two for you, one for me. 295 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:53,959 We need a tiebreaker. 296 00:11:53,959 --> 00:11:56,417 Echo and stress test are way more reliable. 297 00:11:56,417 --> 00:11:57,542 Tilt table test. 298 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,291 That never works. 299 00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:02,250 Bet you a week's clinic duty it does. 300 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:04,875 [chuckles] You're on. 301 00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:10,333 Like this guy? 302 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:13,166 You always tell us our opinion of the patient's irrelevant. 303 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,458 Medically, it's irrelevant. 304 00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:17,291 It says something about you. 305 00:12:17,291 --> 00:12:18,583 You figure anybody 306 00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:20,375 who gives a crap about people in Africa 307 00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:21,500 must be full of it? 308 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,125 Yes. 309 00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:24,959 There's an evolutionary imperative 310 00:12:24,959 --> 00:12:26,417 why we give a crap about 311 00:12:26,417 --> 00:12:28,041 our family and friends. 312 00:12:28,041 --> 00:12:29,625 And there's an evolutionary imperative 313 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,542 why we don't give a crap about anybody else. 314 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,542 If we loved all people indiscriminately, 315 00:12:33,542 --> 00:12:35,667 we couldn't function. Mm. 316 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:39,291 So the great humanitarian's as selfish as the rest of us? 317 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,667 Just not as honest about it. 318 00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:44,500 Well, you also always tell us motives are irrelevant. 319 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:47,250 Dr. Charles, your heart's handling the changes 320 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:48,875 in orientation just fine. 321 00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:50,875 No pauses on your EKG. 322 00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:53,166 And House drives in for the lay-up and... 323 00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:55,500 No! Rejected! 324 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,166 What does this knobby thing do? 325 00:12:58,166 --> 00:12:59,500 I'm within protocol range, you're not gonna get 326 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:00,625 a different result. 327 00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:02,208 The way I figure it is, 328 00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:05,208 if this could show you problems at six... 329 00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:06,959 imagine what it'll tell you if you crank it to ten. 330 00:13:06,959 --> 00:13:08,667 House? Is that you? 331 00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:09,875 Does it go to 11? 332 00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:11,000 (Foreman) Would you stop? 333 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,709 You lost. 334 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,208 I'm scheduled for clinic duty Thursday and Friday. 335 00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:16,041 All right, I'm beginning to feel nauseous. 336 00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:17,667 Would you turn the damn thing off before you break it? 337 00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:19,667 (Sebastian) Okay, I'm getting dizzy. 338 00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:22,500 I can't see, and I'm gonna pass out. 339 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,709 I win. 340 00:13:24,709 --> 00:13:26,625 Those speeds, astronauts throw up. 341 00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:28,875 I'm not talking about the nausea. 342 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:30,083 (Foreman) The test revealed the problem. 343 00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:32,083 Yeah? House is insane? 344 00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:33,375 What he just did-- 345 00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:35,250 Abusive and unprofessional. 346 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:39,083 But if hadn't have done it, we wouldn't have seen the problem. 347 00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:40,583 You've got an abnormal P-R interval. 348 00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:43,083 Could be dangerous. 349 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,834 Possibly fatal, particularly if you're in Africa, 350 00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:46,083 away from advanced medicine. 351 00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:48,375 I'm gonna need a pacemaker? 352 00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:51,875 We've scheduled you for surgery this afternoon. 353 00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:59,250 We'll be able to maintain your pacemaker 354 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,875 from anywhere, you just need to get yourself 355 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,542 to a phone line every few months. 356 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,834 Or better yet, you could join me at one of my clinics. 357 00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:06,500 I'm kinda spoiled. 358 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,750 Well, we'll get you a hut 359 00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,375 with a view, do you like sand? 360 00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:12,583 I meant medically. No PET scans. 361 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,333 No MRIs-- This is ridiculous. 362 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,625 Dr. Charles-- I know, I know. Hospital regulations. 363 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:18,000 Darling, have a seat. 364 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,166 Come on. 365 00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:21,208 You're smart. You'll adapt. 366 00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:22,959 We going up or down? 367 00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:24,875 Basement. All right. 368 00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:26,375 You might even find that, uh, 369 00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:28,000 without the technological crutches, 370 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,875 you become a better diagnostician. 371 00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,375 My heart can handle this, right? 372 00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:34,625 Uh, so far, just carnival rides have set you off. 373 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:37,959 When you meet these people, it changes you. 374 00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:41,583 We should talk about it over dinner. 375 00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:45,542 Are you asking me to Africa or on a date? 376 00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:47,625 Oh, I can ask you halfway around the world, 377 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:50,250 I can't ask you to a restaurant a block away? 378 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:53,375 Well, one's a job and the other's-- Uh-huh. Yeah. 379 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,250 Hospital regs. You can't date patients, right? 380 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:56,709 I wouldn't want to... 381 00:14:56,709 --> 00:14:58,333 risk your precious objectivity. 382 00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:00,166 You haven't answered 383 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,125 either question, by the way. 384 00:15:02,125 --> 00:15:05,417 You don't think objectivity's important? 385 00:15:05,417 --> 00:15:07,667 I think doctors like House cling to objectivity 386 00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:09,583 like a three-year-old to a blanket. 387 00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:11,834 Don't get too worked up. Stay calm. 388 00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:15,000 Stay cool and maintain the correct perspective. 389 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,583 The only flaw in their argument 390 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,667 is that when you have millions of people dying, 391 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,583 the correct perspective is to be yelling 392 00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:22,166 at the top of your lungs. 393 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,542 I'm sorry, my head is--is killing me-- 394 00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:29,458 Sit on the step. 395 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,125 So you gonna go out with me or not? 396 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:39,083 Your heart rate's normal. 397 00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:42,000 Yeah, of course it is. It's one flight of stairs. 398 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,250 I'm gonna be fine. 399 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:47,000 My hand's a little-- 400 00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,625 Call a code! Second floor stairwell! 401 00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:05,792 You were wrong. 402 00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:08,083 Hey. I have feelings. I'm trying my best. 403 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:09,458 Isn't that enough for you? 404 00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:12,291 (Chase) The abnormal EKG was real. 405 00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:13,709 It's not sick sinus syndrome. 406 00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:14,834 Thank God we found out 407 00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:16,834 before we put the pacemaker in. 408 00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:18,792 Thank God you dragged him into a stairwell 409 00:16:18,792 --> 00:16:20,500 to get his heart racing. 410 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,667 We were taking the stairs. They keep them in the stairwell. 411 00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:24,458 The guy's a selfish jerk. Why would he-- 412 00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:26,083 (Cameron) Why would you say he's selfish? 413 00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:27,208 Because he's been talking to Foreman. 414 00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:28,375 No, I haven't. 415 00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:29,917 I'm just giving my opinion. 416 00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:31,750 This kind of altruism doesn't just naturally-- 417 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,291 Excellent briefing. Hey, the guy's still sick. 418 00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:34,834 Can we talk about that? 419 00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:36,000 Headaches point to a neurological problem. 420 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,667 Acoustic neuroma. 421 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:38,792 Brain tumor causes dizziness, 422 00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:40,250 loss of consciousness. 423 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,500 Mess with, uh, breathing patterns, heart rhythms-- 424 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,041 Get an MRI. 425 00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:45,792 Hello? 426 00:16:45,792 --> 00:16:49,083 Oh, I'm sorry. I'll be right down. 427 00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:51,875 No problem. I'll do an extra hour to make up. 428 00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:55,750 I'm late for my clinic duty. 429 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,750 Here, go be me for a couple of hours. 430 00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:04,166 Explosive diarrhea, fever. 431 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:05,291 It's probably the flu. 432 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,500 Wow. 433 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,542 You're good. You a Harvard boy? 434 00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:12,208 You're not Hill, Oliver. 435 00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:15,500 No. Carter, Cecelia. 436 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,709 They put you in the wrong room, Cecelia. 437 00:17:17,709 --> 00:17:18,834 Mrs. Carter. 438 00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:20,709 Sorry. 439 00:17:20,709 --> 00:17:22,625 Uh, I'll just be a few more minutes. 440 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,208 Don't take these in order, everything falls apart. 441 00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,542 I have cancer. 442 00:17:27,542 --> 00:17:29,208 I felt a lump. 443 00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:31,333 I'll go get a nurse. Yeah. 444 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,000 See you in an hour or two. 445 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,166 [sighs] Lie flat. 446 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:43,709 Lift your left arm up and under your head. 447 00:17:48,792 --> 00:17:51,083 Right there? Yeah. 448 00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:53,333 I felt it this morning. 449 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,417 Oh, my cousin had the same thing. 450 00:17:56,417 --> 00:17:58,917 It's nothing. We should check it again 451 00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:00,917 on your next cycle, but you really don't have 452 00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:02,625 anything to worry about. 453 00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:05,709 That's what they told Donna. She was dead in six months. 454 00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:08,250 Listen, the edges are smooth, it has mobility. 455 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,625 It has all the earmarks of a benign-- 456 00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:12,250 Why should I believe you? 457 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:14,083 Because you're trying to rush me out of here? 458 00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:16,583 The risks of a false positive on a biopsy outweigh-- 459 00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:21,458 Either you do the biopsy, or I talk to your superior. 460 00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:23,625 Which is it... 461 00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:25,417 Dr. House? 462 00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:28,959 I'll arrange the biopsy. 463 00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:30,208 Thanks. 464 00:18:39,375 --> 00:18:41,375 (Cameron) He asked me out. 465 00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:42,834 I'm shocked. 466 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,250 I'm--I'm shocked when patients don't ask you out. 467 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,166 He also asked me to come to Africa. 468 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,792 Boy, he moves fast. 469 00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:58,458 I think the two questions had two different objectives. 470 00:18:58,458 --> 00:18:59,959 You like him? 471 00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:02,417 Good-looking single guy, genius doctor. 472 00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:05,667 Cares about the world. I take it you said no. 473 00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:07,834 You think I'm that hung up on rules-- 474 00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:10,125 He's not House. 475 00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:11,208 There's nothing there. 476 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,041 Yeah, there is. 477 00:19:21,834 --> 00:19:23,542 Did I ask you to plant a PPD? 478 00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:25,166 It was positive. 479 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:28,000 He's got TB. Well, of course he's got TB! 480 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,583 The guy's been in the jungle for 20 years! 481 00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:32,959 If he tested positive for pinkeye, 482 00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:35,458 would you think that was his big problem? 483 00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:38,333 I did a test, it was positive. Why is that a problem? 484 00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,542 Because now he's got the big red target on his arm, 485 00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:42,166 the stubborn jerk thinks he's right. 486 00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:43,625 He won't let us do any more tests. 487 00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:44,875 Maybe he's not the only stubborn jerk! 488 00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:47,792 I did an LP too. Low glucose. 489 00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:49,542 And he has an increased sed rate. 490 00:19:49,542 --> 00:19:51,125 Everything screams tuberculosis. 491 00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:52,500 Not everything! 492 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,667 If any of the symptoms 493 00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:54,917 are caused by the TB, 494 00:19:54,917 --> 00:19:57,166 it would throw off our diagnosis. 495 00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:03,000 You're right. 496 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,208 We gotta treat the TB. 497 00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:08,417 Who knows? Maybe he'll just...get better. 498 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:11,500 You'd like that, wouldn't you? 499 00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:22,041 (Wilson) So it's TB, 500 00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:23,291 but not TB? 501 00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:25,375 I'm complicated. 502 00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,417 The guy does know tuberculosis. 503 00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:29,750 If he says it can manifest-- Guy's not even a real doctor. 504 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:30,875 He's a human telethon. 505 00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:32,542 Is that your problem with him? 506 00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:35,083 You see hypocrites everyday. Why is this guy so special? 507 00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:37,917 You think I have a hypocritical attitude to hypocrisy? 508 00:20:37,917 --> 00:20:39,792 The problem is, there are 26 letters in the alphabet, 509 00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:41,375 and he only uses two of them. 510 00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:43,583 He treats thousands of patients with one diagnosis. 511 00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,375 He knows the answer going in. It's cheating. 512 00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:49,917 So it's all because he's one of them useless specialists? 513 00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:52,750 Oh, did I hurt the big-time oncologist's 514 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,583 itty-bitty feelings? 515 00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:57,583 You're a big help to patients who actually have cancer. 516 00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,083 Other times, you're just annoying. 517 00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,583 You've outdone yourself. 518 00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:01,917 I'll say. 519 00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:04,417 My salad's covering a free T-bone steak. 520 00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:06,417 Cecelia Carter, remember her? 521 00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:08,792 Last week they said it was "mystery stew," they owe me. 522 00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:10,792 She was just in my office crying 523 00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:12,583 because of the way you treated her. 524 00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:14,083 That doesn't sound like you. 525 00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:16,458 Then it probably wasn't. 526 00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:18,917 I get that you like to shock people. 527 00:21:18,917 --> 00:21:22,250 Stun them out of complacency, out of stupidity. 528 00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:24,417 But this woman thought she had cancer. 529 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,083 She had a lump in her breast. 530 00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:27,625 What were you trying to accomplish? 531 00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:28,750 Let me ask you something. 532 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,792 If this were another doctor, 533 00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:33,625 if the patient were complaining about, let's say, 534 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,041 I don't know, Foreman, you'd just dismiss this 535 00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:38,750 as the paranoid bitching of another paranoid bitch. 536 00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:39,959 And file it under "P" for-- 537 00:21:39,959 --> 00:21:41,083 Paranoid? 538 00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:44,000 Am not. 539 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,125 You're right. 540 00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:46,250 Good. 541 00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:47,375 Apologize to her 542 00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:50,709 before the end of business today. 543 00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:52,959 What did you do to Ceci? 544 00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:55,166 I have no idea. 545 00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:57,458 Just the salad today. Big breakfast. 546 00:21:57,458 --> 00:21:58,792 Hey. 547 00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:04,250 Levofloxacin? 548 00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:07,166 You have a resistant strain of TB. 549 00:22:07,166 --> 00:22:09,834 Wow, you just walk right in with these. 550 00:22:09,834 --> 00:22:11,458 That's what we doctors do. 551 00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:13,125 We write down the name of some medicine, 552 00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:14,959 and someone gives it to us. 553 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:17,625 You know, there's parts of the world where you get knifed 554 00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:19,709 walking around with this. 555 00:22:19,709 --> 00:22:21,917 I mean, the regular stuff's bad enough, 556 00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:25,625 but, uh, treatment for the resistant strain? 557 00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:28,667 [whistles] 558 00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:31,500 They get $6.00 a tablet for that. 559 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,625 And I'll take it for two years. 560 00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:34,834 Streptomycin. 561 00:22:34,834 --> 00:22:37,333 Now, that's two grand. 562 00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:41,709 Ten grand, cure one person. 563 00:22:48,417 --> 00:22:52,208 I had a patient in, uh, Jani once. 564 00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:55,333 It was a mother had-- 565 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:58,250 had, uh, three little boys. 566 00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:01,041 She had resistant TB. 567 00:23:01,041 --> 00:23:03,542 She couldn't afford these. 568 00:23:03,542 --> 00:23:07,250 She couldn't afford bread. 569 00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:09,792 We gave her the regular stuff, but, uh-- 570 00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:14,417 No surprise, she died. 571 00:23:14,417 --> 00:23:16,709 I'm sorry. 572 00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:28,000 I'm not taking these pills. 573 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:30,917 Because she couldn't get them, 574 00:23:30,917 --> 00:23:32,458 you're not gonna take them? 575 00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:33,875 That's insane. 576 00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:35,667 Why? 'Cause I'm better than her? 577 00:23:35,667 --> 00:23:37,250 Because letting her die was wrong, 578 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:39,417 but letting you die is just as wrong. 579 00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:42,667 Well, maybe I won't die. 580 00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:46,125 Maybe somebody'll pay a little more attention to my story. 581 00:23:52,458 --> 00:23:54,542 He figures the pharmaceutical companies need something big 582 00:23:54,542 --> 00:23:56,333 to force them into action, 583 00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:57,917 that this'll get a lot more media play than a thousand 584 00:23:57,917 --> 00:23:59,959 African villagers dying. 585 00:23:59,959 --> 00:24:02,291 So he won't take the pills. Newsweek's calling you. 586 00:24:02,291 --> 00:24:03,417 And he won't agree to any more tests. 587 00:24:03,417 --> 00:24:05,208 He has his diagnosis. 588 00:24:05,208 --> 00:24:06,834 See what happens when you don't listen to me? 589 00:24:06,834 --> 00:24:08,458 Maybe millions of lives get saved. 590 00:24:08,458 --> 00:24:10,709 Yeah. That's my point. 591 00:24:10,709 --> 00:24:12,375 Increased heart rate. Night sweats. 592 00:24:12,375 --> 00:24:13,917 Loss of consciousness. 593 00:24:13,917 --> 00:24:15,333 Besides rough sex, 594 00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:16,458 what do they all have in common? 595 00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:17,959 T-- It's not TB! 596 00:24:17,959 --> 00:24:20,291 (Chase) His autonomic nervous system? 597 00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:21,875 We know that it's not a brain tumor. 598 00:24:21,875 --> 00:24:23,375 So what else could be eating his nerves? 599 00:24:23,375 --> 00:24:24,583 (Foreman) Fabry's? 600 00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:25,709 Autonomic dysregulation syndrome, 601 00:24:25,709 --> 00:24:26,875 Shy-Drager Syndrome. 602 00:24:26,875 --> 00:24:28,208 It doesn't matter. 603 00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:29,709 He won't let us test him. 604 00:24:29,709 --> 00:24:32,375 [phone ringing] 605 00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:38,250 In my opinion, Dr. Sebastian Charles is an idiot. 606 00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:40,291 Yeah, you can quote me. 607 00:24:40,291 --> 00:24:44,208 C-U-D-D-Y. 608 00:24:44,208 --> 00:24:45,709 [hangs up phone loudly] 609 00:24:45,709 --> 00:24:48,375 Sebastian is refusing life-saving treatment. 610 00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:50,417 He's refusing TB treatment. 611 00:24:50,417 --> 00:24:52,875 You don't think he has TB. 612 00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:55,959 Ergo, you should care less. He won't let me test him. 613 00:24:55,959 --> 00:24:57,250 And what do you want me to do about it? 614 00:24:57,250 --> 00:24:58,709 Hold him down. 615 00:24:58,709 --> 00:25:01,125 Have you apologized to Cecelia Carter yet? 616 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:03,291 [sighs] Trust me, she doesn't want to hear from me. 617 00:25:03,291 --> 00:25:05,625 Look, the guy is killing himself. 618 00:25:05,625 --> 00:25:07,875 Am I the only one who realizes this is a bad thing? 619 00:25:07,875 --> 00:25:09,834 If he was a Christian Scientist 620 00:25:09,834 --> 00:25:11,875 refusing meds, we'd have 18 attorneys-- 621 00:25:14,417 --> 00:25:16,542 You're putting on makeup. 622 00:25:16,542 --> 00:25:19,792 That's not a good sign for my side, is it? 623 00:25:19,792 --> 00:25:22,959 Sebastian has called a press conference for 3:00. 624 00:25:22,959 --> 00:25:24,333 He's asked me to be there 625 00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:27,458 to confirm the diagnosis and the prognosis. 626 00:25:27,458 --> 00:25:28,959 You are as big a media whore as he is. 627 00:25:28,959 --> 00:25:30,542 Of course I am. 628 00:25:30,542 --> 00:25:33,166 It couldn't possibly be that I think he's right. 629 00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:35,625 That I'd like to be a small part of what he's doing. 630 00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:39,500 Oh, whores can like the sex. Doesn't mean they're not whores. 631 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:41,959 And with that eye shadow-- 632 00:25:41,959 --> 00:25:44,083 I am totally screwed, aren't I? 633 00:25:44,083 --> 00:25:46,041 Totally. 634 00:25:48,792 --> 00:25:50,417 (Cameron) How you feelin'? 635 00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:51,875 A little weak. 636 00:25:51,875 --> 00:25:54,166 You're having a good day. 637 00:25:54,166 --> 00:25:57,667 The symptoms will quickly focus more and more on your lungs. 638 00:25:57,667 --> 00:25:58,834 You'll find it difficult to talk, 639 00:25:58,834 --> 00:26:00,542 and eventually breathe at all-- 640 00:26:00,542 --> 00:26:02,041 I think I know what I'll have to look forward to. 641 00:26:02,041 --> 00:26:03,166 I know. 642 00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:04,875 I just came to ask 643 00:26:04,875 --> 00:26:07,000 if you'd be willing to accept any treatment. 644 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000 No, if you're trying to scare me into-- 645 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,250 No. 646 00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:11,500 Palliative treatment. 647 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:13,000 Narcotics. 648 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,417 Fentanyl patch, morphine drip, whatever it takes. 649 00:26:15,417 --> 00:26:20,333 We can make your last days fairly comfortable. 650 00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:23,166 And if you have another good day, 651 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:24,333 maybe dinner. 652 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,417 [chuckles] 653 00:26:27,834 --> 00:26:29,458 Thank you. 654 00:26:39,792 --> 00:26:43,917 You want third world treatment? You got it. 655 00:26:43,917 --> 00:26:45,709 Boy, is it hot here in Jani. 656 00:26:45,709 --> 00:26:46,834 What are you doing? 657 00:26:46,834 --> 00:26:48,750 What am I doing? 658 00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:51,041 Putting everything on the floor at the hut. 659 00:26:51,041 --> 00:26:54,208 Uh-oh. What's the magic box with the moving pictures? 660 00:26:54,208 --> 00:26:56,542 You think he's a hypocrite? Hypocrite? No. 661 00:26:56,542 --> 00:26:58,208 Everybody in Africa's got cell phones 662 00:26:58,208 --> 00:27:00,333 and running water. 663 00:27:00,333 --> 00:27:01,959 Ha! 664 00:27:01,959 --> 00:27:04,291 This thing just will not flush. 665 00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:05,750 Do you really think 666 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:06,875 that if you come in here 667 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:08,667 and make it a little hot, 668 00:27:08,667 --> 00:27:10,458 make it smell a little, that I'm just gonna fold 669 00:27:10,458 --> 00:27:12,000 and abandon everything 670 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,083 that matters to me? 671 00:27:15,083 --> 00:27:17,250 Lousy sanitation over there too. 672 00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:20,041 You are not the same as them. Your life is not the same. 673 00:27:20,041 --> 00:27:21,542 And you're cheapening everything they're going through 674 00:27:21,542 --> 00:27:22,750 by pretending you are. 675 00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:24,667 I am the same. I'm not special. 676 00:27:24,667 --> 00:27:28,458 You can't demand to be treated like any third world sick person 677 00:27:28,458 --> 00:27:29,667 and call a press conference! 678 00:27:29,667 --> 00:27:31,333 They treat me special. 679 00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:32,625 That doesn't mean I am. 680 00:27:34,083 --> 00:27:35,750 And what kind of selfish jerk 681 00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:38,542 wouldn't take advantage of that fact? 682 00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:54,709 It's all preventable. 683 00:27:54,709 --> 00:27:55,834 Stoia Tucker 684 00:27:55,834 --> 00:27:57,709 makes medications right here 685 00:27:57,709 --> 00:28:00,083 in New Jersey, they have warehouses full of the stuff. 686 00:28:00,083 --> 00:28:02,125 There's more than enough to go around. 687 00:28:02,125 --> 00:28:03,583 So if I can get 'em, 688 00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:05,291 why can't Lemma? 689 00:28:05,291 --> 00:28:08,125 Why can't Quesmo? 690 00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:10,250 Why can't Sarni? 691 00:28:12,625 --> 00:28:14,917 Another person just died. 692 00:28:14,917 --> 00:28:17,792 Where is your outrage? 693 00:28:17,792 --> 00:28:19,792 No, I have no intention of martyring myself. 694 00:28:19,792 --> 00:28:21,291 I'm just putting myself... 695 00:28:21,291 --> 00:28:22,458 Sure, they're dying. 696 00:28:22,458 --> 00:28:23,875 But it's got a great beat. 697 00:28:23,875 --> 00:28:26,458 Must be hot as hell under those lights. 698 00:28:26,458 --> 00:28:28,291 Yep. 699 00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:30,125 Hey, why the page? He okay? 700 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:32,959 He's in a coma. 701 00:28:32,959 --> 00:28:34,291 I need you to apologize 702 00:28:34,291 --> 00:28:35,750 to Ceci...Cecily. 703 00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:39,041 Mrs. Carter? For what? 704 00:28:39,041 --> 00:28:40,417 For whatever I did. 705 00:28:40,417 --> 00:28:41,750 You didn't do anything. 706 00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:43,417 That has been my position all along. 707 00:28:43,417 --> 00:28:45,125 (Cuddy on TV) His chest X-Rays are negative. 708 00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:46,333 So he's not contagious at this point. 709 00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:48,125 His condition's currently stable. 710 00:28:48,125 --> 00:28:49,667 (House) Do you ever notice 711 00:28:49,667 --> 00:28:51,959 how all the self-sacrificing women in history-- 712 00:28:51,959 --> 00:28:54,792 Joan of Arc, Mother Theresa-- 713 00:28:54,792 --> 00:28:57,000 Can't think of any others-- 714 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000 They all die alone. 715 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,166 The men, on the other hand, get so much fuzz, it's crazy. 716 00:29:02,166 --> 00:29:04,208 It's an unfair world. 717 00:29:04,208 --> 00:29:05,333 House, she was scared 718 00:29:05,333 --> 00:29:06,792 and unreasonable. 719 00:29:06,792 --> 00:29:09,125 Insulting a woman with breast cancer. 720 00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:11,500 That's a move best left to the pros. 721 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,834 Frankly, you don't have the chops. 722 00:29:13,834 --> 00:29:15,041 I didn't insult her! 723 00:29:15,041 --> 00:29:17,166 I did the unnecessary biopsy, 724 00:29:17,166 --> 00:29:18,750 like she wanted. 725 00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:20,875 It was negative, like I knew it would be. 726 00:29:20,875 --> 00:29:22,875 What'd you do? Call 'em perky? 727 00:29:22,875 --> 00:29:26,709 You are years away from mad skills like that. 728 00:29:26,709 --> 00:29:28,458 I need you to apologize. 729 00:29:28,458 --> 00:29:31,875 Cuddy's only doing this because she thinks it's you. 730 00:29:31,875 --> 00:29:33,709 Welcome to the world. 731 00:29:33,709 --> 00:29:36,417 Everyone's different, and everyone gets treated different. 732 00:29:36,417 --> 00:29:41,000 You try fighting that, you wind up dying of TB. 733 00:29:42,041 --> 00:29:43,709 What are you doing? 734 00:29:43,709 --> 00:29:46,125 Testing the patient's autonomic nervous system. 735 00:29:46,125 --> 00:29:47,750 Of course. 736 00:29:47,750 --> 00:29:50,583 His internal heating and ventilation should be off. 737 00:29:50,583 --> 00:29:52,375 He shouldn't be able to sweat. 738 00:29:52,375 --> 00:29:54,375 That's why he's got that awful body powder. 739 00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:57,208 Take it away, crank up the heat, stick him under the lights. 740 00:29:57,208 --> 00:29:59,542 He can't cool himself. 741 00:29:59,542 --> 00:30:01,291 He should be turning bright red. 742 00:30:01,291 --> 00:30:03,291 Picture's fine. 743 00:30:12,583 --> 00:30:14,166 I'm asking Stoia Tucker 744 00:30:14,166 --> 00:30:17,458 to save these lives, millions of lives, including my own. 745 00:30:17,458 --> 00:30:20,291 Dr. House, I would appreciate it 746 00:30:20,291 --> 00:30:22,750 if you left us al-- Get that outta my face. 747 00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:24,083 (Cuddy on TV) What are you trying to prove, House? 748 00:30:24,083 --> 00:30:25,750 (Sebastian on TV) Dr. House, 749 00:30:25,750 --> 00:30:26,917 I would appreciate it if you left the room. 750 00:30:26,917 --> 00:30:28,875 He's sweating like a pig. 751 00:30:28,875 --> 00:30:30,625 It's a hundred degrees in here, House, 752 00:30:30,625 --> 00:30:32,333 because you turned up the thermostat-- Did they hear me? 753 00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:34,125 The media, did they listen? 754 00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:35,792 He's disoriented. Where's the-- 755 00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:37,041 They have to hear me. 756 00:30:37,041 --> 00:30:38,291 His arteries are clamping down. 757 00:30:38,291 --> 00:30:40,000 I want everybody out of her now! 758 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,125 Get the crash cart. He's having a cardiac arrest. 759 00:30:43,125 --> 00:30:46,417 (Cuddy) Get them out! [monitor beeping] 760 00:30:46,417 --> 00:30:49,709 (Cuddy) Everyone--I want everyone out of here now. 761 00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:53,500 Clear. 762 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,959 Come on, Sebastian. 763 00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:02,041 Clear. 764 00:31:02,041 --> 00:31:04,333 We have sinus rhythm. 765 00:31:14,125 --> 00:31:16,834 That is not TB. 766 00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:19,583 Compelling television. 767 00:31:21,375 --> 00:31:23,834 Do whatever tests you want. 768 00:31:23,834 --> 00:31:25,208 I want to treat you 769 00:31:25,208 --> 00:31:26,500 for TB. 770 00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:29,375 Dr. Cameron found low sugar 771 00:31:29,375 --> 00:31:30,709 in your cerebrospinal fluid. 772 00:31:30,709 --> 00:31:32,709 It's a classic finding of TB. 773 00:31:32,709 --> 00:31:34,667 Now you think TB's the problem? 774 00:31:34,667 --> 00:31:36,542 Nah. 775 00:31:36,542 --> 00:31:39,208 TB caused cardiac arrest on a hot day, 776 00:31:39,208 --> 00:31:40,542 your work in Africa would be 777 00:31:40,542 --> 00:31:42,083 even more futile than it already is. 778 00:31:42,083 --> 00:31:43,875 Can you get to your point, please? 779 00:31:43,875 --> 00:31:46,250 That whiteboard in my office. 780 00:31:46,250 --> 00:31:47,917 We're up to about a dozen symptoms now. 781 00:31:47,917 --> 00:31:49,375 Cardiac arrest. 782 00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:50,917 Clearly not TB. 783 00:31:50,917 --> 00:31:53,375 CSF sugar clearly is TB. 784 00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:55,542 The rest of them could go either way. 785 00:31:55,542 --> 00:31:56,834 Unless we know which ones are which, 786 00:31:56,834 --> 00:31:59,709 I can't diagnose you. 787 00:32:02,250 --> 00:32:04,709 I'll take any other tests or treatments 788 00:32:04,709 --> 00:32:07,000 you might want to prescribe. 789 00:32:09,458 --> 00:32:12,417 So you're not special. But TB is. 790 00:32:12,417 --> 00:32:14,417 People die of TB because we let 'em. 791 00:32:14,417 --> 00:32:15,709 It's our choice. 792 00:32:15,709 --> 00:32:17,667 People die of malaria because we let them. 793 00:32:17,667 --> 00:32:18,834 They die of dysentery, they-- 794 00:32:18,834 --> 00:32:20,583 TB's my disease. 795 00:32:20,583 --> 00:32:22,750 You own a disease? 796 00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:26,083 Well, I'm sorry I missed the IPO on Dengue Fever. 797 00:32:26,083 --> 00:32:28,709 Look, I know I have a way about me. 798 00:32:28,709 --> 00:32:30,959 I know I piss a lot of people off. 799 00:32:30,959 --> 00:32:33,125 And a whole lot more I just annoy. 800 00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:34,959 But you're the first person that I've ever met 801 00:32:34,959 --> 00:32:37,583 who I think is actually annoyed by what I do. 802 00:32:37,583 --> 00:32:40,458 Do you think I'm not saving any lives or-- 803 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:42,083 Or is that a bad thing? 804 00:32:42,083 --> 00:32:45,250 Right now, I'm just trying to save your life. 805 00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:46,875 Or do you just have a problem with hope? 806 00:32:46,875 --> 00:32:49,542 You know, the difference between our jobs-- 807 00:32:49,542 --> 00:32:52,000 It's not numbers, 808 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,458 or styles. 809 00:32:53,458 --> 00:32:55,291 It's that I know I'm gonna fail. 810 00:32:55,291 --> 00:32:57,125 Even if I save a million people, 811 00:32:57,125 --> 00:33:00,125 there's gonna be another million. 812 00:33:00,125 --> 00:33:02,125 You couldn't handle that. 813 00:33:02,125 --> 00:33:04,875 I think you resent anyone who can. 814 00:33:04,875 --> 00:33:07,625 Can't we just agree that you're incredibly annoying? 815 00:33:07,625 --> 00:33:09,667 Take the pills. 816 00:33:09,667 --> 00:33:11,834 Or I let you die, do an autopsy, 817 00:33:11,834 --> 00:33:13,500 call my own press conference. 818 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:16,125 And make sure the world knows that you didn't die of TB. 819 00:33:16,125 --> 00:33:18,166 Corporate sponsors will be disappointed. 820 00:33:18,166 --> 00:33:20,291 But they'll find another disease. 821 00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:21,792 Why would you do that? 822 00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:24,542 Because I'm just a mean son of a bitch. 823 00:34:34,041 --> 00:34:36,709 So we still have to explain P-R variability, 824 00:34:36,709 --> 00:34:39,875 syncope, headaches-- 825 00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:42,750 And...low sugar? 826 00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:44,375 That was classic TB. 827 00:34:44,375 --> 00:34:46,333 Apparently not. 828 00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:47,709 You rerun the test? Yeah. 829 00:34:47,709 --> 00:34:50,542 This is good. 830 00:34:50,542 --> 00:34:51,875 Good? This is bizarre. 831 00:34:51,875 --> 00:34:54,709 Bizarre is good. 832 00:34:54,709 --> 00:34:55,959 Common has hundreds of explanations. 833 00:34:55,959 --> 00:34:57,333 Bizarre has hardly any. 834 00:34:57,333 --> 00:34:59,959 What else could cause low CSF sugar? 835 00:34:59,959 --> 00:35:01,792 Uh-uh. I get to ask the questions. 836 00:35:01,792 --> 00:35:03,208 I've found you look a lot smarter 837 00:35:03,208 --> 00:35:05,625 asking questions than dumbly not answering. 838 00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:08,583 (Chase) High insulin levels in his blood. They'd have to be very high. 839 00:35:08,583 --> 00:35:11,458 (Chase) Okay, very high insulin levels in his blood. 840 00:35:11,458 --> 00:35:13,250 How could he get high insulin levels? 841 00:35:13,250 --> 00:35:15,917 We've checked daily blood sugars, all normal. 842 00:35:15,917 --> 00:35:19,250 See how smart she looks? 'Cause she asked the question. 843 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:21,917 And it's not Glucagonoma because he has no rash. 844 00:35:21,917 --> 00:35:23,125 It's not self-induced, 845 00:35:23,125 --> 00:35:25,667 because he's not an idiot. 846 00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:28,125 And it's not a tumor because the CT and the MRI 847 00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:29,250 were both negative. 848 00:35:29,250 --> 00:35:31,500 Which just leaves tumor. 849 00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:38,000 Why do you do this? Why do you ignore what I say? 850 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,917 Like I'm not even-- Small tumor. 851 00:35:39,917 --> 00:35:41,125 Really, really tiny. 852 00:35:41,125 --> 00:35:42,750 So small we can't see it. 853 00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:45,041 Nesidioblastoma. 854 00:35:45,041 --> 00:35:46,333 An abnormal growth of the insulin-secreting cells 855 00:35:46,333 --> 00:35:47,792 in his pancreas? 856 00:35:47,792 --> 00:35:48,917 (Foreman) That only intermittently 857 00:35:48,917 --> 00:35:50,041 secretes insulin. 858 00:35:50,041 --> 00:35:51,166 In response to stress. 859 00:35:51,166 --> 00:35:52,875 Like if... Oh, I don't know. 860 00:35:52,875 --> 00:35:54,000 If someone accidentally 861 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,250 puts the mechanical bull on eleven. 862 00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:57,458 Easily removed by surgery. 863 00:35:57,458 --> 00:35:59,250 Except-- 864 00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:01,250 If it's so small we can't see it, 865 00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:03,500 how are we even gonna prove it's there? 866 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:05,166 "She asked, looking clever." 867 00:36:05,166 --> 00:36:07,125 Just start hacking away at his pancreas 868 00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:08,959 until he gets better? 869 00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:11,166 How do you prove something exists when you can't see it? 870 00:36:11,166 --> 00:36:12,875 Does God exist? 871 00:36:12,875 --> 00:36:14,166 Does the wind blow? 872 00:36:14,166 --> 00:36:15,750 We know because the leaves move. 873 00:36:15,750 --> 00:36:17,542 Look for effects. 874 00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:19,000 (Foreman) Oh, we should look the other way. 875 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,875 There's Cuddy with your patient. 876 00:36:20,875 --> 00:36:22,250 (Cuddy) Dr. House. 877 00:36:22,250 --> 00:36:24,625 Dr. House has an emergency. 878 00:36:24,625 --> 00:36:26,250 We can't avoid her forever. 879 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:28,166 Eventually, she'll die. 880 00:36:28,166 --> 00:36:30,500 You sure she doesn't have breast cancer? 881 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:34,000 We think you have a tumor. Easily removed surgically. 882 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,417 We're gonna poke the tumor with a stick. 883 00:36:36,417 --> 00:36:38,000 And if there's no tumor? 884 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,041 Nothing happens. 885 00:36:40,041 --> 00:36:42,709 Splenic artery, it's a hard left 886 00:36:42,709 --> 00:36:45,375 off the celiac. 887 00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:47,834 If there is a tumor? 888 00:36:47,834 --> 00:36:49,542 (House) What usually happens when you poke something with a stick. 889 00:36:49,542 --> 00:36:51,083 Pokes back. 890 00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:53,667 He's stuck in the superior mesenteric. 891 00:36:53,667 --> 00:36:55,166 [House sighs] 892 00:36:55,166 --> 00:36:56,458 I knew we should've stopped for directions. 893 00:36:56,458 --> 00:36:58,375 Men. 894 00:36:58,375 --> 00:36:59,709 I'm there. 895 00:36:59,709 --> 00:37:01,583 [sighs] 896 00:37:01,583 --> 00:37:04,000 We're gonna inject calcium into your pancreas. 897 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,041 Beta cells will release insulin. 898 00:37:06,041 --> 00:37:08,417 If there are too many beta cells because of a tumor, 899 00:37:08,417 --> 00:37:11,208 your blood sugar will drop precipitously. 900 00:37:11,208 --> 00:37:14,041 How do we know it won't go too low? 901 00:37:14,041 --> 00:37:18,375 Fingers and toes crossed. 902 00:37:18,375 --> 00:37:19,500 Go ahead. 903 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:34,333 (Cameron) Glucose is holding steady 904 00:37:34,333 --> 00:37:36,667 at 75. 905 00:37:36,667 --> 00:37:39,208 No leaves rustling. 906 00:37:39,208 --> 00:37:40,333 Blow harder. 907 00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:41,458 I already gave him one amp. 908 00:37:41,458 --> 00:37:42,959 Well, I guess now 909 00:37:42,959 --> 00:37:45,542 will be the time to give him more than one amp. 910 00:37:57,041 --> 00:37:58,583 (Cameron) 50. 911 00:37:58,583 --> 00:38:01,375 It's starting to drop. 912 00:38:02,834 --> 00:38:04,583 45. 913 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:07,250 I think my arm's shaking. 914 00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:08,709 I'm gonna start him on a glucose drip. 915 00:38:08,709 --> 00:38:09,834 He's gonna seize. 916 00:38:09,834 --> 00:38:12,709 Not yet. 917 00:38:12,709 --> 00:38:13,875 It's still dropping! 918 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:16,667 (House) Not fast enough. 919 00:38:22,625 --> 00:38:24,709 [monitor beeping] (Cameron) He's seizing. 920 00:38:24,709 --> 00:38:26,041 We've gotta reverse this. 921 00:38:28,625 --> 00:38:30,083 (Cameron) He's at 40. 922 00:38:30,083 --> 00:38:31,583 38. 923 00:38:31,583 --> 00:38:33,375 35. 924 00:38:33,375 --> 00:38:35,542 [monitor beeping rapidly] 925 00:38:40,083 --> 00:38:44,583 Push an amp of D-50. You wanna kill the guy? 926 00:38:52,792 --> 00:38:54,375 (Cameron) We're back at 40. 927 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:55,792 45. 928 00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:58,041 (House) Congratulations. 929 00:38:58,041 --> 00:39:00,125 You have a tumor. 930 00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:02,166 [elevator dings] 931 00:39:04,333 --> 00:39:05,834 Are you gonna go out with him? 932 00:39:05,834 --> 00:39:09,166 Is that any of your business? 933 00:39:09,166 --> 00:39:11,458 No. 934 00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:14,000 I don't think so. 935 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000 Two days ago, you were holding his hand. 936 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,333 What's changed? 937 00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:20,083 He practically lives in Africa. 938 00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:22,500 There's no future. 939 00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:25,250 On the other hand, maybe there's too much of a future now. 940 00:39:25,250 --> 00:39:27,834 You weren't attracted to him 941 00:39:27,834 --> 00:39:30,000 because he was prepared to die for a cause. 942 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,291 You were attracted to him 943 00:39:31,291 --> 00:39:32,625 because he was actually doing it. 944 00:39:32,625 --> 00:39:35,125 Right. It's that simple. 945 00:39:35,125 --> 00:39:36,500 That was simple? 946 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:38,208 I put a label on him and go from there. 947 00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:40,834 Mm, everybody does it. 948 00:39:40,834 --> 00:39:42,625 We are who people think we are. 949 00:39:42,625 --> 00:39:44,834 People think he's a great doctor so they give him stuff. 950 00:39:44,834 --> 00:39:45,959 He is a great doctor. 951 00:39:45,959 --> 00:39:49,375 The reality is irrelevant. 952 00:39:53,041 --> 00:39:55,333 I'll prove it. 953 00:39:55,333 --> 00:39:58,166 People who know me see me as an ass. 954 00:39:58,166 --> 00:39:59,375 Treat me as an ass. 955 00:39:59,375 --> 00:40:00,750 People who don't know me 956 00:40:00,750 --> 00:40:01,875 see a cripple. 957 00:40:01,875 --> 00:40:04,250 Treat me like a cripple. 958 00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:05,625 What sort of selfish jerk 959 00:40:05,625 --> 00:40:07,709 wouldn't take advantage of that fact? 960 00:40:15,709 --> 00:40:16,792 Ow! 961 00:40:18,834 --> 00:40:21,500 Oh, my goodness. 962 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:22,583 Are you okay? 963 00:40:24,041 --> 00:40:25,583 Yeah. 964 00:40:25,583 --> 00:40:27,917 I am so sorry. 965 00:40:27,917 --> 00:40:30,250 It was completely my fault. 966 00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:31,458 It's nothing. I'm fine. 967 00:40:31,458 --> 00:40:33,583 Well, I--I'm very relieved. 968 00:40:33,583 --> 00:40:36,250 I feel terrible-- Please don't worry about it. 969 00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:37,500 I'm fine. You sure? 970 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:38,625 Mm-hmm. 971 00:40:38,625 --> 00:40:39,917 Okay. 972 00:40:51,083 --> 00:40:52,417 How's everything? 973 00:40:52,417 --> 00:40:55,417 I'm gonna go. My foot's killing me. 974 00:40:55,417 --> 00:40:57,875 Oh, what did you do-- Oh, it was nothing. 975 00:40:57,875 --> 00:40:59,291 It was all my fault. 976 00:41:02,417 --> 00:41:04,750 Yeah, listen. Bogale, relax, okay? 977 00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:07,166 I'm, uh--I'm gonna be back on Tuesday. 978 00:41:07,166 --> 00:41:09,750 Tell Sarni I'm gonna bring her a new brace. 979 00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:11,375 All right. 980 00:41:11,375 --> 00:41:13,959 Just in case. 981 00:41:13,959 --> 00:41:15,208 You get 'em? 982 00:41:15,208 --> 00:41:16,500 Six-month supply. 983 00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:17,959 Should fix you right up. 984 00:41:17,959 --> 00:41:19,667 I'll see you when you come back for a refill? 985 00:41:19,667 --> 00:41:21,333 Yeah, I'll see you in two months. 986 00:41:21,333 --> 00:41:23,417 You gonna give 'em away? 987 00:41:23,417 --> 00:41:24,959 Well, you know how these things happen. 988 00:41:24,959 --> 00:41:27,208 You leave a bag on the airplane. 989 00:41:27,208 --> 00:41:30,333 Drop some pills down the drain. 990 00:41:30,333 --> 00:41:31,875 I have an idea. 991 00:41:31,875 --> 00:41:34,208 You could, uh, bring me the refill in Africa. 992 00:41:34,208 --> 00:41:36,959 I don't think so. 993 00:41:36,959 --> 00:41:38,291 You actually like working for House? 994 00:41:38,291 --> 00:41:40,542 You find this satisfying? 995 00:41:48,834 --> 00:41:50,959 Well. 996 00:41:50,959 --> 00:41:54,000 [Leon Russell's Stranger in a Strange Land] 997 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:58,375 ♪ ♪ 998 00:41:58,375 --> 00:42:01,125 ♪ How many days ♪ 999 00:42:01,125 --> 00:42:04,333 ♪ Has in been since I was born? ♪ 1000 00:42:04,333 --> 00:42:07,166 ♪ How many days ♪ 1001 00:42:07,166 --> 00:42:10,583 ♪ Until I die? ♪ 1002 00:42:10,583 --> 00:42:13,709 ♪ Do I know any way that I can make you laugh... ♪ 1003 00:42:13,709 --> 00:42:15,291 (female reporter) It's good to see you. 1004 00:42:15,291 --> 00:42:17,083 Thank you, thank you. I appreciate that. 1005 00:42:17,083 --> 00:42:18,959 I appreciate the support... 1006 00:42:18,959 --> 00:42:21,875 It's not about the kids dying every eight seconds. 1007 00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:23,583 It's about the media stroking, 1008 00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:26,250 the adulation, the pats on the head. 1009 00:42:27,875 --> 00:42:29,792 That's your problem with him, isn't it? 1010 00:42:29,792 --> 00:42:32,834 Well, look at him. He loves it. Eats it up. 1011 00:42:32,834 --> 00:42:35,375 (Wilson) Yeah, the man actually enjoys 1012 00:42:35,375 --> 00:42:37,000 what he does. 1013 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,542 ♪ Stranger in a strange land ♪ 1014 00:42:40,542 --> 00:42:43,000 ♪ Just a stranger in a strange... ♪ 1015 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,875 Listen, I saved his life. 1016 00:42:44,875 --> 00:42:46,333 That means I get credit 1017 00:42:46,333 --> 00:42:48,458 for every life he saves from here on out. 1018 00:42:48,458 --> 00:42:51,375 I'll make sure Stockholm knows. 1019 00:42:51,375 --> 00:42:53,625 ♪ Whoa, oh ♪ 1020 00:42:53,625 --> 00:42:57,500 ♪ Stranger in a strange land ♪ ♪