1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,962 Are you thinking about taking drugs? 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,746 Well, think again, 3 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:09,574 because drugs are not the answer. 4 00:00:09,618 --> 00:00:12,838 Take it from me, Hank Wiggen. 5 00:00:12,882 --> 00:00:15,145 Oh, don't remember this ugly mug? 6 00:00:16,668 --> 00:00:18,322 Two years ago, I was a star. 7 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:19,628 I won nine games 8 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:21,064 in a row. 9 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:22,457 But by the end of August, I was gone. 10 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:23,545 Cut! 11 00:00:23,588 --> 00:00:24,589 Cut! 12 00:00:28,419 --> 00:00:29,551 Not good, huh? 13 00:00:29,594 --> 00:00:31,335 Well, you caught the ball. 14 00:00:31,379 --> 00:00:32,728 Yeah. 15 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:36,514 Look, um, I usually don't give line readings, 16 00:00:36,558 --> 00:00:38,821 but let me-- try this here. 17 00:00:38,864 --> 00:00:40,779 Hollywood ain't holding its breath. 18 00:00:40,823 --> 00:00:42,259 Yeah, well, they're doing it wrong. 19 00:00:42,303 --> 00:00:43,956 I mean, for Hank. 20 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,307 Tell the director. 21 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:48,135 I thought I'd give the marriage a few months 22 00:00:48,178 --> 00:00:50,572 before I go for the meddling wife thing. 23 00:00:50,615 --> 00:00:52,574 His arm came back day after you hooked up. 24 00:00:52,617 --> 00:00:53,792 I say meddle. 25 00:00:53,836 --> 00:00:55,446 You okay? 26 00:00:55,490 --> 00:00:56,621 Just gas. 27 00:00:56,665 --> 00:00:58,449 Go help your man. 28 00:00:58,493 --> 00:01:00,103 Just give me a little room to work it out. 29 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:06,805 [pills rattling] 30 00:01:09,243 --> 00:01:12,028 Take it from me, Hank Wiggen. 31 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,812 Like that? No. 32 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:14,944 Hey, sweetheart. 33 00:01:14,987 --> 00:01:16,815 Hey. 34 00:01:16,859 --> 00:01:18,208 Hi, Brian. 35 00:01:18,252 --> 00:01:19,992 You boys having a little trouble with the big speech? 36 00:01:20,036 --> 00:01:21,777 Yeah, you got any ideas? 37 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:24,258 It's your story. Just be yourself. 38 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:26,042 Drugs were there, 39 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,739 you took them--simple. 40 00:01:27,783 --> 00:01:29,959 Why'd you get clean? 41 00:01:30,002 --> 00:01:31,091 'Cause I was gonna die. 42 00:01:31,134 --> 00:01:33,354 And come April, 'cause you're clean, 43 00:01:33,397 --> 00:01:35,095 you're starting opening day 44 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:36,922 against the Yanks. 45 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:41,101 Try it her way? 46 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:42,928 Yeah...okay. 47 00:01:42,972 --> 00:01:44,016 Okay. 48 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:45,975 Let's start with the second part first. 49 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:47,455 That'll get him in the groove. 50 00:01:47,498 --> 00:01:48,630 Okay. 51 00:01:48,673 --> 00:01:50,762 We'll do the throwing thing first. 52 00:01:50,806 --> 00:01:52,373 Everybody wants to direct. 53 00:01:53,461 --> 00:01:54,636 Is Warner all right? 54 00:01:54,679 --> 00:01:56,246 Yeah, he's good. 55 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:57,595 You just bring it, babe. 56 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:59,989 Just tell your story. 57 00:02:00,032 --> 00:02:02,252 Roll camera. 58 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:03,906 Rolling. Sound? 59 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:05,255 Come on, kid! 60 00:02:05,299 --> 00:02:07,475 Show 'em what you're gonna give the Yankees! 61 00:02:07,518 --> 00:02:09,303 All right...action! 62 00:02:20,009 --> 00:02:22,229 Ohh! Uhh! 63 00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:24,535 [groaning] 64 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:27,843 Oh, God! 65 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:36,199 It'll be okay. 66 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:37,200 It's gonna be okay. 67 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:38,506 It's gonna be okay. 68 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:42,510 [New Age music] 69 00:02:42,553 --> 00:02:50,561 ♪ 70 00:03:28,991 --> 00:03:30,253 He's got osteopenia. 71 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:32,951 His bones are too thin to fix the arm properly. 72 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:36,607 No, price is not a problem if you have what I need. 73 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:38,218 Osteo-- Young man? 74 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:39,480 How did you know? 75 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:40,829 Well, if he's an old man, 76 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:42,744 osteopenia would just be a fact of life. 77 00:03:42,787 --> 00:03:44,093 You make him comfortable, send him home. 78 00:03:44,136 --> 00:03:45,137 Which means you're just boring me. 79 00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:46,443 So he's young, 80 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:47,966 which means it's most likely caused by cancer. 81 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:49,620 And you're here because you haven't found it. 82 00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:51,187 Have you looked really, really hard? 83 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,711 MRI and PET scan are both negative. 84 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:54,843 Well, how old is he? 85 00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:56,497 Maybe osteopenia's just early onset. 86 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:58,716 Well, let's see... 87 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:02,111 Born 9/21/77. 88 00:04:02,154 --> 00:04:04,113 It's Hank Wiggen? 89 00:04:05,549 --> 00:04:07,551 He signed it. Sweet. Yeah. 90 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:10,946 "To Jimmy Wilson, the Cy Young of medicine." 91 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:12,469 Did you ask for that? 92 00:04:12,513 --> 00:04:14,993 Just the Jimmy part. 93 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:17,605 The bone's too thin to support the kind of surgery 94 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:19,302 that would let him pitch again. 95 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:21,696 But if we figure out what's causing the osteopenia, 96 00:04:21,739 --> 00:04:23,088 we can reverse the bone damage, 97 00:04:23,132 --> 00:04:24,394 then do the surgery. 98 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:27,658 Then beat the Yankees and save the free world. 99 00:04:32,097 --> 00:04:34,578 It was a working dinner. 100 00:04:34,622 --> 00:04:37,320 My work, company pays. 101 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:39,583 Uh...I don't know. 102 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:41,629 I just feel kind of weird 103 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:43,195 after what it turned into. 104 00:04:43,239 --> 00:04:46,373 Well, then it stopped being work. 105 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:50,464 You know, if it'll solve your ethics problem, 106 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:52,335 you can reimburse me for these. 107 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:55,730 What are they, $5.57, I believe? 108 00:05:00,909 --> 00:05:02,563 Hmm. You'll let me know about Friday? 109 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:03,607 Mm-hmm. 110 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:05,261 Yeah. 111 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,002 Mmm. 112 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:28,632 [chuckles] 113 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:30,547 None of the usual suspects. 114 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:31,940 Age isn't right, 115 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:33,071 in apparent perfect health before this incident, 116 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:34,899 MRI and PET scan negative for tumors. 117 00:05:34,943 --> 00:05:36,640 Test him again. It's gotta be cancer. 118 00:05:36,684 --> 00:05:37,685 Sorry I'm late. 119 00:05:37,728 --> 00:05:39,556 Car broke down on the Interstate. 120 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:42,733 Don't believe you. 121 00:05:42,777 --> 00:05:45,519 Chem 7 also shows a poor kidney function. 122 00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:47,434 Now, why would a guy in his twenties 123 00:05:47,477 --> 00:05:48,609 have a poor kidney function? 124 00:05:48,652 --> 00:05:50,480 Cancer--it first attacks the bones, 125 00:05:50,524 --> 00:05:51,525 and then the kidneys. 126 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:52,613 Come on, people. 127 00:05:52,656 --> 00:05:54,397 He was 17-7. 128 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:56,617 His ERA was 2.1. 129 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:58,053 You want it to be his kidneys. 130 00:05:58,096 --> 00:06:00,098 Because if it's his kidneys, maybe we can treat it. 131 00:06:00,142 --> 00:06:01,535 Maybe we can fix it. 132 00:06:01,578 --> 00:06:03,493 And if it's cancer, then he'll never pitch again. 133 00:06:03,537 --> 00:06:06,148 If this were a regular guy who broke his arm lifting a box, 134 00:06:06,191 --> 00:06:07,715 you would have sent him home. 135 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:09,760 My God, you're right. I lost my head. 136 00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:11,632 All life is equally sacred. 137 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:12,981 Now, I promise you, 138 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:14,678 the next knitting injury that comes in here, 139 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:16,201 we're on it like stink on cheese. 140 00:06:16,245 --> 00:06:19,117 He weighed 175 his rookie year. 141 00:06:19,161 --> 00:06:20,423 Stop. 142 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:22,599 Now he's 195 after playing a year in Japan. 143 00:06:22,643 --> 00:06:24,601 He let himself go. Why? 144 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:25,602 Steroids. 145 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:27,256 The guy was a drug user. 146 00:06:27,299 --> 00:06:28,431 I'm sure he wouldn't have balked 147 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:29,432 at pumping up through chemicals. 148 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:30,564 They'd explain the weight gain. 149 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:31,521 And the kidney problems. 150 00:06:31,565 --> 00:06:33,305 And the bone loss. 151 00:06:33,349 --> 00:06:34,655 Go ask him what he's on. 152 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:36,570 When he says "nothing," have him pee in a cup. 153 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:43,011 If your car breaks down, 154 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:44,969 you're an hour late, not two minutes. 155 00:06:45,013 --> 00:06:46,188 Two minutes isn't late enough 156 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:48,582 to use a clever excuse like car trouble. 157 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:51,323 I was coming in early. 158 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:52,977 Huh. Unprompted lies. 159 00:06:53,021 --> 00:06:54,936 That's a bad sign. 160 00:06:54,979 --> 00:06:56,241 Either a guilty conscience 161 00:06:56,285 --> 00:06:58,505 or something personal is going on. 162 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:04,162 See, that's all you had to do-- 163 00:07:04,206 --> 00:07:06,208 just walk in, sit down, do your job. 164 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:11,474 No. 165 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:12,649 No, I-- I never took 'em. 166 00:07:12,693 --> 00:07:15,609 We're gonna need a urine sample. 167 00:07:15,652 --> 00:07:18,612 Oh, no. You don't trust me. 168 00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:24,400 Baby, I'm worried about taking this morphine. 169 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,447 You're in pain. The doses are monitored. 170 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:29,013 It's not a slip. 171 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:31,102 Besides, opiates weren't your thing. 172 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:33,191 They should have been. 173 00:07:33,235 --> 00:07:34,236 Wha-- 174 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:35,324 Mr. Wiggen. 175 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:36,499 The urine sample. 176 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:38,545 I want to say no. 177 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:40,460 So I am. 178 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:41,678 No. 179 00:07:41,722 --> 00:07:44,289 Trust is a big issue in early recovery. 180 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:46,422 He really did gain the weight honestly. 181 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,642 If you say so. 182 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:52,254 You're not getting it. 183 00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:56,519 He thinks I'm an idiot. 184 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:59,653 He sure does. 185 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:02,786 [water trickling] 186 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:09,227 Should we save the sample? 187 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:10,881 Dr. Sports Fan can put it in Lucite 188 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:12,927 and hang it around his neck. 189 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:15,320 Hey, Friday night, 190 00:08:15,364 --> 00:08:16,583 can you cover for me? 191 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:19,281 I think so. 192 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:20,630 Oh...Friday. 193 00:08:20,674 --> 00:08:23,198 No, I'm sorry, I have to go to that oncology thing, 194 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:24,329 that seminar. 195 00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:25,548 What's going on? 196 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:27,507 Dinner with a drug rep. 197 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:29,509 Castine Pharmaceuticals. 198 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:30,858 Arnie? 199 00:08:30,901 --> 00:08:32,468 Claims he has 500 lawyer jokes, 200 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:33,556 only tells one? 201 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,211 Uh, new guy. 202 00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:39,301 You need cash? 203 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,391 [sighs] 204 00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:45,568 No, I don't have that much on me. 205 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:47,483 No, no, it's not a problem. 206 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,180 Yeah, I'll be over by 6:00. 207 00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:50,834 Okay. 208 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:53,315 5:00 PM, Dr. House checks out. 209 00:08:53,358 --> 00:08:54,838 It's 4:45. 210 00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:56,623 I was rounding up. 211 00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:57,754 Carol Moffatt. 212 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,582 Please see Dr. House in Exam One. 213 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:02,193 Whoa, whoa. Not so fast, Cathy. 214 00:09:02,237 --> 00:09:03,586 It's Carol. 215 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:06,023 Uh, uh, trouble with the leg? 216 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:08,722 When's the wedding? 217 00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:10,506 This Saturday. 218 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,943 Ooh, not much time to fit into that pretty dress. 219 00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:14,597 And no time for practical shoe shopping. 220 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,033 You're running two miles a day 221 00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:17,252 further than you should be. 222 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:18,296 It hurts right here. 223 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,428 New shoes, less miles, 224 00:09:19,471 --> 00:09:20,647 and ixnay on the afternoon Cokes. 225 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:22,474 You're gonna look beautiful. 226 00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:23,606 What's wrong with you? 227 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:25,347 I can't get my contact lenses out. 228 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:26,914 Out of what? They're not in your eyes. 229 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:28,393 But they're red. 230 00:09:28,437 --> 00:09:30,178 That's because you're trying to remove your corneas. 231 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:31,614 What's wrong with you? 232 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,660 Lately, my wife has noticed that-- 233 00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:35,096 Yeah, yeah. Symptoms. 234 00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:36,488 Working on a personal best here. 235 00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:38,926 Numbness in my feet and hands, 236 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:40,623 uh, constipation-- 237 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,233 And? Maybe he doesn't feel comfortable 238 00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:43,974 talking about his private matters-- 239 00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:45,585 Neither would I if I was having trouble 240 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,064 controlling my pee pee. 241 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:48,152 You're a dentist. 242 00:09:48,196 --> 00:09:49,632 Nitrous Oxide poisoning. 243 00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,025 Which means you're either 244 00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:52,156 dipping into your own supply 245 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,723 or you got a bad valve in the office. 246 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:54,942 Laughing gas rehab's 247 00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:56,596 probably more expensive than the plumber. 248 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:57,945 Meanwhile, get yourself some B12. 249 00:09:57,988 --> 00:09:58,989 Who's left? 250 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,251 I can't see. 251 00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:04,995 Nah, I'm just screwing with you. 252 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,693 It's a hangover. 253 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,477 My English lit prof told me he'd fail me next time 254 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,479 if I didn't show up with a doctor's note. 255 00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:11,872 Well, make friends with the dentist. 256 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:14,396 He can give you a note, and maybe a little nitrous 257 00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:15,658 to take the edge off. 258 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:20,184 Dr. House! 259 00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:21,751 He tested negative for steroids. 260 00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:23,884 Elevated Beta 2 proteins, though. 261 00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:25,146 Could be cancerous. 262 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:27,017 Amyloidosis or lymphoma. 263 00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:28,976 Or steroids. You guys got any money on you? 264 00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:30,020 He tested negative for steroids. 265 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:32,022 Um...I have a couple 20s on me. 266 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:34,285 50 of them? 267 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:35,504 Foreman? 268 00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:37,201 The FAT PAD biopsy and abdominal CT scan 269 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:38,681 were negative for the cancers, but-- 270 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,683 Well, that just leaves us with steroids. 271 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,990 He tested negative for steroids. 272 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,556 Less money is made by biochemists 273 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,819 working on a cure for cancer 274 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,472 than by their colleagues struggling valiantly 275 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:50,693 to find ways to hide steroid use. 276 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,782 But there is one thing they can't hide. 277 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:00,485 Hi. 278 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,139 I'm Dr. House. 279 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:04,576 This is the coolest day of my life. 280 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:13,542 See? Steroid use shrinks the testicles. 281 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,720 I'm clean, man-- no steroids, no nothin'. 282 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:21,376 Your lips say no, your prunes say yes. 283 00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:22,812 Hypogonadism. 284 00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:24,466 Isn't that a great word? 285 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,207 Thanks--we don't get to say it nearly enough. 286 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,600 Start him on Lupron right away. 287 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,562 These freaks are willing to defile themselves 288 00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,869 for mass entertainment, for money. 289 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:38,001 I feel sorry for them. 290 00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,263 He drops a clean urine, 291 00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:40,612 denies using steroids, 292 00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:41,744 and you're giving him a drug for what, 293 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,703 steroid abuse? 294 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,530 No, no, it's not. 295 00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,054 No, it's got calcium in it. 296 00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:48,969 It's very good for the bones. 297 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,622 Basically, at a molecular level, 298 00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:51,667 it's--it's just milk. 299 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,974 [sighs] 300 00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:59,414 How long do you figure before I get a call from Cuddy? 301 00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:00,632 Youput him on Lupron? 302 00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,547 Uh-huh. 303 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:03,897 And you told them it was like milk. 304 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,376 Yes. 305 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:08,771 Is there any way in which that is not a lie? 306 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:11,078 It's creamy. 307 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,209 But I had three reasons. 308 00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:13,341 Good ones? 309 00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:14,429 Well, we'll see in a minute. 310 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:16,736 I'm just making them up now. 311 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,738 He lied to me first. 312 00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:20,740 Your mother did teach you two wrongs don't make a right? 313 00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,567 If he lies to me about not taking steroids, 314 00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,613 and I lie to him about not treating steroids, he's cured. 315 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,441 Adds up for me. Second reason. 316 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:27,485 If I'd told him the truth, 317 00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:28,617 he wouldn't have taken the stuff. 318 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,053 And if he told you the truth, 319 00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,707 what would the "stuff" do to him? 320 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:32,795 Severe respiratory problems. 321 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,188 Third reason. 322 00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:36,799 I wanted to eliminate the placebo effect. 323 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,888 Excellent. 324 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:41,717 You and your lawyer can write a paper. 325 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,588 Which brings me to my fourth reason. 326 00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:45,242 I thought you said there were only three. 327 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:46,461 I thought you'd buy one of them. 328 00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:47,462 Seriously? 329 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,203 He's not gonna sue. 330 00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:50,595 Because his lawyer is a nice guy 331 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,554 who realizes it's unfair to blame us 332 00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:55,557 for ruining this kid's $100 million career. 333 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,602 Good guess, but no. 334 00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:59,953 If the Lupron causes respiratory problems, 335 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,606 it means he's not on steroids. 336 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:04,827 Which means there's something else wrong with him. 337 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,263 And the choices 338 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,482 for that something else 339 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:11,312 are almost universally very bad. 340 00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,705 [wheezing] 341 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:34,770 [House] Osteopenia messing his bones up. 342 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,424 Hypogonadism. 343 00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:39,557 Impaired liver function, kidney function, 344 00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,385 and we have managed to find 345 00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:43,910 the only professional athlete in the galaxy 346 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,389 who is not on steroids. 347 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,914 And it's not cancer. 348 00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:49,306 So what's killing him? 349 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,091 Who shares my suspicions 350 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,570 that the Yankees were somehow involved? 351 00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,398 Shrunken testicles indicate his body's 352 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,487 not putting out enough testosterone. 353 00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:58,620 [House] Throw out the lungs. That was the Lupron. 354 00:13:58,663 --> 00:13:59,795 My fault. 355 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,449 Don't worry, I'll send him a nice note. 356 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,625 What about something environmental? 357 00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:05,366 Arsenic, mercury? The symptoms could indicate-- 358 00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:06,671 Pretty small environment. 359 00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,935 Wife's fine, no one else is sick. 360 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:09,979 If you throw out the kidneys, 361 00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,372 everything else adds up. 362 00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:12,503 The testicles, the bones, 363 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:13,591 the impaired liver function. 364 00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:14,984 Could all be caused by a breakdown 365 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:16,116 of his adrenal glands. 366 00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:17,291 Addison's disease. 367 00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:18,640 I like it. 368 00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,250 Mainly, of course, because the treatment is... 369 00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:21,295 Steroids. 370 00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,558 Enough irony for all of us. 371 00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:25,168 Treatment will cause him to retain fluid. 372 00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:27,562 With the kidneys almost shut down already, he'll die. 373 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,433 So, we'll get him a new kidney. 374 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:30,957 Your theory is that 375 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,697 Addison's is causing all the symptoms 376 00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:34,612 except for the kidney problems? 377 00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:35,875 What's causing the kidney problems? 378 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,746 Cameron, if you had to make an ironic guess, 379 00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,095 right about now... 380 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,445 [together] He tested negative for steroids. 381 00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:44,144 Agreed...he's not on steroids now. 382 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,406 But if he was on them 383 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:46,886 at any time in the last five years, 384 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:49,453 it could have caused the kidney damage. 385 00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:50,541 You see, 386 00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:53,980 kidneys don't wear watches. 387 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,546 Sure, gallbladders do, 388 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,505 but it doesn't matter, 389 00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,463 'cause kidneys can't tell time. 390 00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:01,901 Steroid damage 391 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:02,945 could take years. 392 00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,251 No steroids. 393 00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:05,905 How many times does he have to tell you? 394 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:06,993 I don't know. 395 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,430 How many times did he lie about cocaine 396 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,475 before coming clean with the league?That's completely different. 397 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,260 Oh, that's right. I remember. 398 00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:14,957 You never did come clean. 399 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:18,178 The league was out to get you. They faked the blood tests. 400 00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:20,310 You had to get yourself a lawyer and everything. 401 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,399 If Hank says he never used steroids, 402 00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:23,748 that's the truth. 403 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:24,967 That's too bad. 404 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:28,057 Because our theory is that the kidney damage 405 00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:29,406 is caused by "A" 406 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,452 and everything else is caused by "B." 407 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:32,714 The beauty of this theory 408 00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:34,498 is that we can treat "A" and "B." 409 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:37,023 But if you add the kidney symptoms 410 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,372 back into the mix, 411 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:41,114 then we are looking at another letter altogether. 412 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,072 One that is apparently not in the alphabet. 413 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:46,684 We can't fix the bones, no more baseball, 414 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:47,772 no more breathing, 415 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,818 no more brain function. 416 00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,474 Get another explanation. 417 00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:54,562 Okay, yeah. 418 00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:57,043 I think I got one in my other pants. 419 00:15:58,609 --> 00:15:59,654 Hold on. 420 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:04,702 Five years ago, Bangor, Maine. 421 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,618 My pitching coach had me on something. 422 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:08,924 I never knew what it was. 423 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:13,581 And you never tried too hard to find out either. 424 00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:17,498 I gained 12 pounds of muscle in, like, four weeks. 425 00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:20,588 I'm sorry, babe. 426 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,287 Huh? 427 00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:26,637 How you doing, doc? 428 00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:28,900 Good. Very good. 429 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:36,473 You want me to put Hank Wiggen on the transplant list? 430 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:37,605 He needs a new kidney. 431 00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:38,780 I was thinking the kidney people 432 00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:39,868 might have some. 433 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,478 Well, they like to save them 434 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,480 for people who have-- how do I put this-- 435 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,047 kidney problems. 436 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,483 He's a professional ball player. 437 00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:47,789 Brings joy to millions. 438 00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,095 Do you really want to be known 439 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,792 as the hospital that sent him home to die? 440 00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,098 That's a great idea. 441 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:54,404 We could be the hospital that killed two people: 442 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,276 the guy who deserved the kidney 443 00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,452 and the ballplayer we bumped up the list 444 00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,367 when we weren't even sure what was wrong with him. 445 00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:01,846 Everything else is relating to the Addison's. 446 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:04,197 The test for Addison's was inconclusive. 447 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,721 The test for Addison's is always inconclusive. 448 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,027 Why do we do it at all? 449 00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,680 We should just ask you. 450 00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:16,818 You're not putting him on the list. 451 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:20,256 Your powers of deduction are breathtaking. 452 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,258 You take a perverse pleasure 453 00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:23,390 in turning me down. 454 00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,914 What I live for. 455 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:28,482 Once in a while, though, try to ruin my day. 456 00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:31,354 Ask me something I can say yes to. 457 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:40,320 [heart monitor beeping] 458 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:51,983 Oh, I'm sorry, doctor. I didn't know you were busy. 459 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,898 Want me to come back? Is he on the list? 460 00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:55,335 No. 461 00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:56,597 Then I'm giving him one of mine. 462 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,555 Okay. 463 00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,427 You're not gonna tell me it's a bad idea? 464 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:02,037 Why give a kidney to someone who might not 465 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,125 be able to use it? 466 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,909 Not my area. 467 00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,824 That is, however, my chair. 468 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,263 When do we do it? 469 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,308 Very noble gesture. 470 00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:13,527 My favorite kind. 471 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:17,139 Dramatic, yet completely empty. 472 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:18,314 The chances of non-identical twins being-- 473 00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:19,359 You live alone? 474 00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:20,882 You writing a book? 475 00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:23,450 I made it a question, just 'cause it's more polite. 476 00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:25,974 You got a big "keep out" sign stapled on your forehead. 477 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:26,975 That explains it. 478 00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:29,369 I told them to put it on my door. 479 00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:30,413 Even if real, human contact 480 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:31,806 is something you don't have, 481 00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,808 or even want or need, 482 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:36,158 you should at least be able to see it in other people. 483 00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:37,681 Yeah, right. 484 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:38,900 True love. 485 00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,294 That's just how we match organs these days. 486 00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,513 There's a couple in France, high school sweethearts. 487 00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:44,862 They're trading brains. 488 00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:47,474 We're a match. 489 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:48,823 Run your tests. 490 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:57,179 [buzzing] 491 00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,144 Hey. The lab call? 492 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,188 Is she a match? 493 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,276 Haven't heard yet. 494 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,495 You got a text message, though. 495 00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:11,280 Friday night. Very cryptic. 496 00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,108 Gee, thanks for checking. 497 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,240 Can you cover for me? 498 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,590 Oncology seminar. 499 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,027 Friday night, the same thing as the car trouble? 500 00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,290 I had car trouble. 501 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,378 House says you were lying. I believe him. 502 00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:23,814 [scoffs] 503 00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:25,381 What's that? 504 00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:27,818 You got a little wet smudge at the end of your nose. 505 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,080 Hey, I like the guy. 506 00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:30,560 He says what he wants, does what he wants. 507 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,693 He won't talk to anyone unless he can jerk them around. 508 00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:36,044 Or needs a thousand bucks. What was with that? 509 00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:38,002 I scored. 510 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,876 It's a brave new world, doc. 511 00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,399 And we are at the cutting edge. 512 00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:50,406 You are looking at two all-access passes 513 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,408 to paradise itself. 514 00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:54,628 How much? 515 00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:57,500 True cost, no man can say. 516 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,720 Could that man's accountant say? 517 00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,156 $1,000. 518 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,244 Whew. 519 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,419 Friday night, the biggest 520 00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:04,594 official monster truck jam 521 00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:06,292 in the history of New Jersey. 522 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,469 Okay, please tell me 523 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:10,557 you didn't just say Friday night. 524 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,385 Whatever you've got, you cancel. 525 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,822 I--I can't do it. 526 00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,519 Listen, they only give these tickets to owners. 527 00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:18,739 Any time we want to be in the middle of the track, 528 00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,175 we're in the middle of the track. 529 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,568 These tickets are so good, 530 00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,700 we have to sign a release. 531 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:26,529 I mean it. We do this, we could die. 532 00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:28,705 I've got the oncology thing. 533 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,229 I-I-- 534 00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:32,535 The rectal cancer lecture. They booked me a year ago. 535 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,189 I-I-I can't get out. 536 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,495 There's no way out. 537 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:38,933 Fine. 538 00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:40,500 I'll ask one of my other friends. 539 00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,763 Huh. 540 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,506 What, you're saying I've only got one friend? 541 00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:49,465 Uh... 542 00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:50,684 and who... 543 00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,383 Kevin in bookkeeping. 544 00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:57,430 Okay, well, first of all, his name's Carl. 545 00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:59,301 I call him Kevin. 546 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,651 It's his secret friendship club name. 547 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:04,611 It's hookers. 548 00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:06,177 Oh, my God. 549 00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:07,396 Multiple hookers. House is House, right? 550 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,789 He's gotta have it his way. 551 00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,312 Four or five women, maybe. 552 00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:11,879 This isn't even funny. 553 00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:13,446 You don't think he has sex? 554 00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:15,361 No, of course he-- 555 00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:17,188 No, he doesn't have sex. He makes love. 556 00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:19,190 [laughs] I didn't say that. 557 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:21,671 [buzz] 558 00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:23,369 It's the lab. 559 00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:25,458 Dr. Foreman? 560 00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:33,117 If you have the results, 561 00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:34,467 I'd like you to talk to both of us. 562 00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:36,643 If you don't, I'm late for a meeting. 563 00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:40,255 Believe me, I'd much rather be with your better half. 564 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,866 And by better half, of course, I mean the one 565 00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:44,433 who struck out Sammy Sosa on three pitches 566 00:21:44,477 --> 00:21:46,740 and talks a lot less. 567 00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:49,177 But I thought I would talk to you first, 568 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:50,744 and alone. 569 00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:53,834 I've got your results back from the lab. 570 00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:55,357 You do match. 571 00:21:57,490 --> 00:21:58,621 I-I do? 572 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,455 You're also pregnant. 573 00:22:13,636 --> 00:22:15,159 You can't be a donor. 574 00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:20,382 Not in your current condition. 575 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:31,088 [sniffles] 576 00:22:31,132 --> 00:22:33,526 Um... 577 00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:34,744 Excuse me. 578 00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:37,312 I have to go talk to my husband. 579 00:22:58,594 --> 00:23:00,161 Heart looks good. 580 00:23:00,204 --> 00:23:01,510 You can schedule the transplant. 581 00:23:01,554 --> 00:23:03,207 No transplant. 582 00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:04,818 Lola's not gonna have an abortion. 583 00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:06,950 Actually, your wife just told me 584 00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:09,126 that she was making an appointment. 585 00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:11,694 I don't care what she said. 586 00:23:11,738 --> 00:23:14,610 Uh, I think you two need to discuss this further. 587 00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:17,526 We've been trying to get pregnant almost since we met. 588 00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:20,660 Well, it's your wife's decision-- 589 00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:22,923 She wants to trade a child for a kidney. 590 00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:24,664 That's murder. 591 00:23:24,707 --> 00:23:25,926 I'm not gonna let her do that. 592 00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:30,017 Foreman says we've got a problem 593 00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:31,671 about the transplant. 594 00:23:31,714 --> 00:23:33,499 If she terminates the pregnancy, 595 00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:36,763 he's not gonna let himself die on principle. 596 00:23:36,806 --> 00:23:40,984 Would you give up a baby for someone you love? 597 00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:43,030 Please tell me I don't have to decide. 598 00:23:45,685 --> 00:23:47,774 It depends. How long would they live? 599 00:23:47,817 --> 00:23:50,603 This is a pragmatic question for you? 600 00:23:50,646 --> 00:23:53,127 Fifty years, no problem. 601 00:23:53,170 --> 00:23:55,825 Six months, I'd say let him die. 602 00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:57,131 I've actually given this a lot of thought. 603 00:23:57,174 --> 00:23:59,350 My personal tipping point is seven years, 604 00:23:59,394 --> 00:24:00,743 eight months, and 14 days. 605 00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:02,571 I couldn't do it. 606 00:24:02,615 --> 00:24:04,573 You found religion. 607 00:24:04,617 --> 00:24:06,793 Do you have to be religious to believe a fetus is alive? 608 00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:08,142 There seems to be a correlation. 609 00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:16,672 I'm, uh... 610 00:24:19,762 --> 00:24:23,026 Do you like monster trucks? 611 00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:24,637 I don't know what they are. 612 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,899 Right. 613 00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:29,424 I got two tickets. 614 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,731 Friday night. 615 00:24:31,774 --> 00:24:33,515 You asking me to go with you? 616 00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:34,560 Sure. 617 00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:36,126 Sounds good? 618 00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:39,521 Like a...date? 619 00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:41,131 Exactly. 620 00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:43,090 Except for the date part. 621 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:47,094 Forget it. 622 00:24:47,137 --> 00:24:48,617 Uh, no. 623 00:24:48,661 --> 00:24:51,490 I was gonna go to the oncology dinner. 624 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:52,665 Of course. 625 00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:54,318 You have to hear Wilson's lecture. 626 00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:56,320 No. 627 00:24:56,364 --> 00:24:58,497 I just found out he canceled, like, two weeks ago. 628 00:25:04,851 --> 00:25:06,679 So... 629 00:25:06,722 --> 00:25:09,072 what do I wear? 630 00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:10,683 [heart monitor beeping] 631 00:25:10,726 --> 00:25:11,988 Still with us, Hank? 632 00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:12,989 Yeah, I'm here. 633 00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:15,557 My chest feels funny. 634 00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:16,819 Tachycardia. 635 00:25:16,863 --> 00:25:18,342 Your heart's beating too fast. 636 00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:19,953 We're sorting it out, but you stay with us. 637 00:25:19,996 --> 00:25:22,303 All right? 638 00:25:22,346 --> 00:25:24,261 Keep talking to us, Hank. Where's Lola? 639 00:25:24,305 --> 00:25:26,263 10 units of insulinsub Q, 640 00:25:26,307 --> 00:25:27,743 and IV push D-50. 641 00:25:27,787 --> 00:25:29,136 Why is his potassium up? 642 00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:31,312 Damned if I know.Kayexolate, too. 643 00:25:31,355 --> 00:25:33,140 We gotta suck that potassium out of him. 644 00:25:33,183 --> 00:25:35,316 We gotta get his heart rate down. 645 00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:38,145 [nurse] We need a crash cart. 646 00:25:38,188 --> 00:25:39,625 It's definitely not Addison's. 647 00:25:39,668 --> 00:25:40,626 Not steroids either. 648 00:25:44,151 --> 00:25:46,457 His heart rate is 130 and rising 649 00:25:46,501 --> 00:25:49,591 like a Randy Johnson line drive. 650 00:25:49,635 --> 00:25:51,158 "A" for effort. 651 00:25:51,201 --> 00:25:52,681 There's no point in doing the transplant. 652 00:25:52,725 --> 00:25:54,465 Even if he was stable enough, 653 00:25:54,509 --> 00:25:57,468 it's obvious that we have no idea what's wrong with him. 654 00:25:57,512 --> 00:25:59,819 [Chase] First it's too high, now it's too low? 655 00:26:02,648 --> 00:26:05,912 His heart's not responding to the atropine. 656 00:26:05,955 --> 00:26:07,783 Heart rate's down to 40. 657 00:26:07,827 --> 00:26:08,741 I thought it was up. 658 00:26:08,784 --> 00:26:10,220 Now it's down. 659 00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:11,613 Last time he went out at 35. 660 00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:12,658 What's wrong? 661 00:26:12,701 --> 00:26:14,442 I have no idea. 662 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,620 Hit him with the atropine 663 00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:20,796 before he gets to 35 again. 664 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,016 [Foreman] We've already given him three milliliters. 665 00:26:23,059 --> 00:26:26,280 [House] Apparently that's not enough. 666 00:26:26,323 --> 00:26:27,977 [Chase] We can't stabilize his heart rate. 667 00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:29,239 [House] What did you do to him? 668 00:26:29,283 --> 00:26:30,545 Kayexolate. 669 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:31,720 His pulse was through the roof. 670 00:26:31,764 --> 00:26:33,243 So was his potassium. 671 00:26:33,287 --> 00:26:34,418 That wouldn't do this. 672 00:26:34,462 --> 00:26:36,682 Something did. 673 00:26:39,859 --> 00:26:42,426 Call me when he's stable. 674 00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:43,645 Or dead. 675 00:26:53,089 --> 00:26:55,483 I remember the first time. 676 00:26:56,832 --> 00:26:59,835 You weren't even supposed to be pitching that day. 677 00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:02,055 I'd flown all the way to Tokyo to watch this kid, 678 00:27:02,098 --> 00:27:03,665 and he gets tossed 679 00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:06,320 for arguing a call in the first inning. 680 00:27:06,363 --> 00:27:07,843 [chuckles] 681 00:27:07,887 --> 00:27:12,065 Now your pitch is... perfect. 682 00:27:12,108 --> 00:27:15,808 Ball seemed to go faster than your arm. 683 00:27:15,851 --> 00:27:17,505 It was like the rules didn't apply, 684 00:27:17,548 --> 00:27:21,074 like physics couldn't slow you down. 685 00:27:21,117 --> 00:27:24,120 Hot damn, it was beautiful. 686 00:27:28,385 --> 00:27:29,691 Hey, Warner. 687 00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:32,651 Hey, kid. 688 00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:34,000 How you feeling? 689 00:27:34,043 --> 00:27:36,829 I hurt. 690 00:27:36,872 --> 00:27:38,657 My arm, my head. 691 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,833 Everywhere. 692 00:27:40,876 --> 00:27:43,879 They must have dialed down the morphine. 693 00:27:43,923 --> 00:27:47,709 That's just wrong, man. You're in pain. 694 00:27:47,753 --> 00:27:49,624 Hey. 695 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,408 I got something for you. 696 00:27:53,410 --> 00:27:55,586 No. 697 00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:57,806 A doc in St. Louis gave them to me for migraine. 698 00:27:57,850 --> 00:28:00,853 I'm an addict. I can't take that. 699 00:28:00,896 --> 00:28:02,811 Even Lola was okay with the morphine. 700 00:28:02,855 --> 00:28:05,509 This stuff's just a little stronger. 701 00:28:05,553 --> 00:28:06,772 Come on. 702 00:28:13,039 --> 00:28:15,606 I'll just try one, Warner. 703 00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:25,747 Three more symptoms. 704 00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:26,922 Heart rate up, 705 00:28:26,966 --> 00:28:28,750 heart rate down. 706 00:28:28,794 --> 00:28:29,925 Now, he's hallucinating. 707 00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:32,754 You have to promise not to tell Lola. 708 00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:33,799 Okay, coach? 709 00:28:33,842 --> 00:28:35,670 He's not just dreaming? 710 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,324 No REM. 711 00:28:37,367 --> 00:28:38,891 He's actually awake. 712 00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:40,370 Drugs? 713 00:28:40,414 --> 00:28:41,763 Not psychedelics. 714 00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:44,723 Not with the heart symptoms. 715 00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:47,116 Well, hallucinations would point to digitalis. 716 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,727 It would also mess up his heart. 717 00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:51,207 But he's not on it. 718 00:28:51,251 --> 00:28:54,907 And why would hetake it? 719 00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:56,735 Yeah. 720 00:28:56,778 --> 00:28:59,302 Pithy analysis. 721 00:28:59,346 --> 00:29:01,827 I can see why they asked you to speak at the cancer dinner. 722 00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:04,568 Sorry I'm gonna miss it. 723 00:29:04,612 --> 00:29:06,788 I'm sorry about the monster trucks. 724 00:29:06,832 --> 00:29:09,704 No, I think it's great you're giving back. 725 00:29:12,315 --> 00:29:14,796 Only thing is... 726 00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:18,495 uh, digitalis... 727 00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:22,673 It would only explain the later symptoms. 728 00:29:22,717 --> 00:29:25,024 Not the original ones. 729 00:29:34,294 --> 00:29:37,732 Sure...it's got a lot of movement. 730 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,647 Problem is, everybody sees the movement. 731 00:29:39,690 --> 00:29:40,822 You're throwing your curveball 732 00:29:40,866 --> 00:29:43,172 like you're throwing a curveball. 733 00:29:43,216 --> 00:29:45,740 Deception, that's the-- 734 00:29:47,524 --> 00:29:49,657 Same motion, less movement, 735 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:51,050 but it won't come back at you. 736 00:29:57,534 --> 00:29:59,014 How'd you get in here? 737 00:29:59,058 --> 00:30:00,755 Spoke Spanish. 738 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,192 Told him I was the new shortstop from the Dominican. 739 00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:04,803 How's Hank doing? 740 00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:05,978 Lousy. 741 00:30:06,021 --> 00:30:10,765 Around your fingernails, that swelling. 742 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,636 It's called clubbing. 743 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,030 Hippocrates noticed that a lot of his friends 744 00:30:15,074 --> 00:30:17,641 who also had that tended to frequently 745 00:30:17,685 --> 00:30:18,904 grab their chests and die. 746 00:30:18,947 --> 00:30:20,514 Yeah, I got a heart condition. 747 00:30:20,557 --> 00:30:21,950 What's wrong with Hank? 748 00:30:21,994 --> 00:30:23,299 What do you take for it? 749 00:30:23,343 --> 00:30:24,431 Digitalis. 750 00:30:24,474 --> 00:30:26,563 Got 'em with you? 751 00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:30,698 That's weird. 752 00:30:30,741 --> 00:30:33,005 I just filled this prescription a couple days ago. 753 00:30:33,048 --> 00:30:34,833 There's another bottle here. 754 00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:37,052 Don't bother. 755 00:30:37,096 --> 00:30:40,534 Hank Wiggen stole your pills. 756 00:30:40,577 --> 00:30:41,883 He tried to kill himself. 757 00:30:58,595 --> 00:31:00,423 So what happened? 758 00:31:02,338 --> 00:31:05,602 He left the bottle open while he went to get some water. 759 00:31:05,646 --> 00:31:07,213 Next time, just take the whole bottle. 760 00:31:07,256 --> 00:31:09,824 Hey, man, you got no right. 761 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:13,436 See, people remember how many they've got. 762 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,961 Date's right on the label, number of pills. 763 00:31:16,004 --> 00:31:17,527 Regular person can do the math. 764 00:31:17,571 --> 00:31:19,007 And a junkie doesn't have to. 765 00:31:19,051 --> 00:31:20,356 He knows how many pills he's got left. 766 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,662 That's all he's thinking about. 767 00:31:21,705 --> 00:31:24,708 Big insurance policy? 768 00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:27,929 This isn't about the money. 769 00:31:27,973 --> 00:31:30,758 Not for you, no. 770 00:31:30,801 --> 00:31:32,629 Most reputable stores won't cash your checks 771 00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:34,588 after you're dead. 772 00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:36,416 But for Lola, well, 773 00:31:36,459 --> 00:31:39,201 girls like that, they're all about the money. 774 00:31:39,245 --> 00:31:40,637 Don't you say that. 775 00:31:40,681 --> 00:31:43,336 She already saved my life. 776 00:31:43,379 --> 00:31:45,381 I was dead in Japan, and she brought me back. 777 00:31:45,425 --> 00:31:47,079 Everything since then, that's gravy. 778 00:31:47,122 --> 00:31:48,515 That's more than I deserve. 779 00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:49,516 You owe her. 780 00:31:49,559 --> 00:31:50,560 Everything. 781 00:31:50,604 --> 00:31:51,692 Uh-huh. 782 00:31:51,735 --> 00:31:53,955 So the attempted suicide, 783 00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:55,217 the scaring her to death, 784 00:31:55,261 --> 00:31:56,349 that's--what is that? 785 00:31:56,392 --> 00:31:59,134 That's gratitude?Love? 786 00:31:59,178 --> 00:32:02,007 Yeah, I get that. 787 00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:05,140 Well, take out what you did to yourself yesterday, 788 00:32:05,184 --> 00:32:08,404 we're back to the kidneys and the bones. 789 00:32:08,448 --> 00:32:11,407 I'm scheduling the transplant. 790 00:32:12,843 --> 00:32:14,410 [liquid spilling]Uhh! 791 00:32:16,891 --> 00:32:19,415 Never visit a patient. 792 00:32:19,459 --> 00:32:21,243 I want that baby. 793 00:32:21,287 --> 00:32:23,811 Even if I'm gone, that's a piece of me and Lola. 794 00:32:23,854 --> 00:32:27,293 Breathing, walking around town. 795 00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:31,297 Going to baseball games. 796 00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:33,081 If there's any more transplant talk from you, 797 00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:35,431 Lola, or anybody else, 798 00:32:35,475 --> 00:32:38,608 I won't screw it up this time. 799 00:32:38,652 --> 00:32:40,523 I'll take myself out for good. 800 00:32:43,526 --> 00:32:46,181 I'll start treating the Addison's. 801 00:32:46,225 --> 00:32:47,704 Which will most likely destroy 802 00:32:47,748 --> 00:32:48,967 what's left of your kidneys. 803 00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:50,229 Fine. 804 00:32:50,272 --> 00:32:51,534 Start the treatment. 805 00:32:51,578 --> 00:32:52,579 [elevator bell dings] 806 00:32:58,237 --> 00:32:59,760 Hey. 807 00:33:01,414 --> 00:33:02,719 Wha-- 808 00:33:02,763 --> 00:33:05,287 Hank Wiggen peed on me. 809 00:33:05,331 --> 00:33:07,028 What do you think these pants are worth on Ebay? 810 00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:09,422 I've got some big boy diapers in my office. 811 00:33:09,465 --> 00:33:11,076 The rep hands them out like candy. 812 00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:12,555 Is it that bad? 813 00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:14,427 No, not if you like the smell of urine. 814 00:33:14,470 --> 00:33:16,472 Of course, why should I trust someone 815 00:33:16,516 --> 00:33:19,301 who lies about what he's doing Friday night? 816 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:23,305 Question is, what are you really doing Friday night? 817 00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:24,741 Or, more to the point, 818 00:33:24,785 --> 00:33:27,179 what could possibly be better than monster trucks? 819 00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:29,529 Or are we breaking up? 820 00:33:34,925 --> 00:33:36,101 [sighs] 821 00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:41,410 [zipper] 822 00:33:46,633 --> 00:33:49,810 Stacy's coming into town this weekend. 823 00:33:49,853 --> 00:33:51,725 We're having dinner. 824 00:33:51,768 --> 00:33:53,988 Just...catching up. 825 00:33:55,337 --> 00:33:57,426 I definitely had pants here. 826 00:33:57,470 --> 00:34:00,429 Wait a second-- is that Stacy the stripper? 827 00:34:00,473 --> 00:34:02,301 I heard she's playing Atlantic City. 828 00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:07,393 No, Stacy the constitutional lawyer. 829 00:34:07,436 --> 00:34:09,743 You thought I couldn't handle this news. 830 00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:15,575 You talk to her a lot? 831 00:34:15,618 --> 00:34:17,925 No. 832 00:34:17,968 --> 00:34:21,059 It's been a long time. 833 00:34:22,234 --> 00:34:23,539 If you don't want me to see her-- 834 00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:25,715 What is this, eighth grade? 835 00:34:25,759 --> 00:34:27,108 I'm fine. 836 00:34:27,152 --> 00:34:29,110 It's fine if you're upset. 837 00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:31,112 No! It's-- 838 00:34:32,418 --> 00:34:34,420 I have no right to be upset. 839 00:34:35,464 --> 00:34:37,423 You two are friends. 840 00:34:40,165 --> 00:34:41,253 You should see her. 841 00:34:42,558 --> 00:34:44,386 Say hi for me. 842 00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:46,606 So...you're okay? 843 00:34:46,649 --> 00:34:48,260 I'm not the cancer doctor 844 00:34:48,303 --> 00:34:51,393 who's lying about a cancer dinner. 845 00:34:51,437 --> 00:34:54,135 I'm not the one betraying all those poor little... 846 00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:58,313 bald-headed dying kids. 847 00:35:00,315 --> 00:35:01,664 I'm gonna go get some pants. 848 00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:02,752 I stink. 849 00:35:09,716 --> 00:35:11,326 You're treating him for Addison's 850 00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:12,675 and you don't think it's gonna work? 851 00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,113 He tried to kill himself. 852 00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:16,331 I know. 853 00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:17,985 He's confused. 854 00:35:18,028 --> 00:35:19,639 We can have another baby. 855 00:35:19,682 --> 00:35:21,162 I can make him understand that. 856 00:35:21,206 --> 00:35:22,424 I'm having an abortion. 857 00:35:22,468 --> 00:35:23,469 We do the trans--No. 858 00:35:23,512 --> 00:35:25,645 I can make decisions about my body. 859 00:35:25,688 --> 00:35:28,474 And he can make decisions about his. 860 00:35:28,517 --> 00:35:30,128 He doesn't want your kidney. 861 00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:34,784 So...he'll die? 862 00:35:37,309 --> 00:35:38,484 Probably. 863 00:35:53,499 --> 00:35:56,458 [sobbing] 864 00:35:56,502 --> 00:35:58,460 If you keep that appointment, 865 00:35:58,504 --> 00:36:00,245 he'll also probably die. 866 00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:06,947 Keep the baby. 867 00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:22,136 Are you just being polite? 868 00:36:24,965 --> 00:36:27,010 'Cause my pants are... 869 00:36:27,054 --> 00:36:30,057 Oh, they're all wet. 870 00:36:34,061 --> 00:36:36,237 You can't smell that? 871 00:36:38,544 --> 00:36:40,198 You think she'll abort anyway, 872 00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:41,503 try to force his hand? 873 00:36:41,547 --> 00:36:44,332 No, she's not gonna risk losing him. 874 00:36:44,376 --> 00:36:46,639 [chuckles] 875 00:36:46,682 --> 00:36:47,770 That's funny? 876 00:36:49,163 --> 00:36:51,121 No, the monster trucks? 877 00:36:51,165 --> 00:36:53,950 House asking you, that's... that's funny. 878 00:36:53,994 --> 00:36:56,257 I was the first person he ran into. 879 00:36:56,301 --> 00:36:57,563 He just asked me. 880 00:36:57,606 --> 00:36:59,304 Yeah, like a date. 881 00:36:59,347 --> 00:37:01,044 Exactly. 882 00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:02,350 Except for the date part. 883 00:37:02,394 --> 00:37:04,483 [chuckles] 884 00:37:07,529 --> 00:37:10,837 If the patient decides to go the dialysis route, 885 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,795 we got some product you should check out. 886 00:37:12,839 --> 00:37:14,536 Mmm. 887 00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:15,842 Hey, Dr. Foreman. 888 00:37:15,885 --> 00:37:17,887 Courtesy of the generous Sharon 889 00:37:17,931 --> 00:37:19,759 and the good folks at Castine Pharmaceuticals. 890 00:37:19,802 --> 00:37:22,022 I was just telling the guys about the Bermuda conference 891 00:37:22,065 --> 00:37:23,415 in April. 892 00:37:23,458 --> 00:37:24,503 Three days of sun and scuba, 893 00:37:24,546 --> 00:37:26,548 and one hour of lecture. 894 00:37:26,592 --> 00:37:28,376 [Chase] Do we have to go to the lecture? 895 00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:30,465 So...you're the new Arnie. 896 00:37:31,901 --> 00:37:33,033 Dr. House. 897 00:37:33,076 --> 00:37:34,295 It's, uh, good to see you. 898 00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:36,428 Would you get me a coffee? 899 00:37:36,471 --> 00:37:37,559 Black, no sugar. 900 00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:47,613 Okay, so who is it? 901 00:37:47,656 --> 00:37:49,702 Come on, she's sleeping with one of you. 902 00:37:49,745 --> 00:37:50,964 [scoffs] 903 00:37:51,007 --> 00:37:53,532 Oh, God, please tell me it's you. 904 00:37:53,575 --> 00:37:55,577 She buys lunches. She doesn't-- 905 00:37:55,621 --> 00:37:57,884 Don't worry, you're not gay. You're...adventurous. 906 00:37:57,927 --> 00:38:00,713 You think she's gonna prostitute herself? 907 00:38:00,756 --> 00:38:02,584 The three of us are that important to her? 908 00:38:02,628 --> 00:38:04,412 Afraid not, no. 909 00:38:04,456 --> 00:38:05,935 The groupies sleep with the roadies 910 00:38:05,979 --> 00:38:07,676 in order to get to Mick. 911 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:09,548 And...you're Mick? 912 00:38:09,591 --> 00:38:11,071 That was the metaphor I was making, yes. 913 00:38:11,114 --> 00:38:12,290 Why are you here? 914 00:38:15,075 --> 00:38:16,511 Damn, it's you. 915 00:38:20,341 --> 00:38:21,603 It's not Addison's. 916 00:38:21,647 --> 00:38:23,475 New symptom: inability to smell. 917 00:38:23,518 --> 00:38:26,869 I was just in Hank's room, and he said it smelled 918 00:38:26,913 --> 00:38:28,349 like the men's room at Veteran's Stadium. 919 00:38:28,393 --> 00:38:29,350 He was right. 920 00:38:29,394 --> 00:38:30,395 We rejected environmental causes 921 00:38:30,438 --> 00:38:31,526 because the wife was healthy. 922 00:38:31,570 --> 00:38:32,919 Well, she's not. 923 00:38:32,962 --> 00:38:34,660 Last six months, she can't smell a thing. 924 00:38:34,703 --> 00:38:38,751 If you think of them as one single patient-- 925 00:38:38,794 --> 00:38:40,840 you add her symptoms to his. 926 00:38:40,883 --> 00:38:41,928 Cadmium poisoning. 927 00:38:41,971 --> 00:38:44,931 Explains everything. 928 00:38:44,974 --> 00:38:46,715 Even why they had so much trouble getting pregnant. 929 00:38:46,759 --> 00:38:48,021 How could they have gotten exposed 930 00:38:48,064 --> 00:38:49,414 to that much cadmium? 931 00:38:49,457 --> 00:38:50,589 Unless they were eating steel and batteries 932 00:38:50,632 --> 00:38:52,373 for breakfast. 933 00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:53,592 So where else is cadmium? 934 00:38:53,635 --> 00:38:55,637 Some foods, polluted groundwater. 935 00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:57,770 We should check their home. 936 00:38:57,813 --> 00:39:00,860 I think I know how it happened. 937 00:39:00,903 --> 00:39:02,688 I'm gonna need another urine sample. 938 00:39:02,731 --> 00:39:05,038 What for? Sure. 939 00:39:05,081 --> 00:39:06,344 [Hank] Whatever you want. 940 00:39:06,387 --> 00:39:07,823 Why wouldn't you give it to me before, 941 00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:08,868 but now it's no problem? 942 00:39:08,911 --> 00:39:10,435 I'm dying, right? 943 00:39:10,478 --> 00:39:14,395 So you've got nothing to lose this time. 944 00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:15,527 Begs the question, 945 00:39:15,570 --> 00:39:19,139 what were you worried about last time? 946 00:39:19,182 --> 00:39:21,402 The funny thing is, when we tested you before, 947 00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:23,012 we were just looking for steroids. 948 00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:26,102 What should we look for now, Hank? 949 00:39:26,146 --> 00:39:28,540 Hank. 950 00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:30,933 What's the story? 951 00:39:30,977 --> 00:39:32,805 A little weed every now and then 952 00:39:32,848 --> 00:39:34,372 when no one was looking? 953 00:39:38,550 --> 00:39:40,334 I don't believe this. 954 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:41,422 We quit. 955 00:39:41,466 --> 00:39:44,120 You did. If you'd kept going, 956 00:39:44,164 --> 00:39:46,384 you wouldn't have just lost your sense of smell. 957 00:39:46,427 --> 00:39:47,559 I quit the hard stuff. 958 00:39:49,299 --> 00:39:50,562 I just needed to relax. 959 00:39:50,605 --> 00:39:51,737 Based on the symptoms, 960 00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:53,478 you're a lot more than a social user. 961 00:39:53,521 --> 00:39:56,045 [Lola] So you've been lying to me all this time? 962 00:39:56,089 --> 00:39:57,525 I'm sorry. 963 00:39:57,569 --> 00:39:58,961 There must have been cadmium in the soil 964 00:39:59,005 --> 00:40:00,572 where the marijuana was grown. 965 00:40:00,615 --> 00:40:02,443 Some people get bone loss, 966 00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:03,662 kidney failure. 967 00:40:03,705 --> 00:40:06,142 Some people's testes shrink. 968 00:40:06,186 --> 00:40:08,580 And some people lose their sense of smell. 969 00:40:08,623 --> 00:40:11,452 We'll start treatment right away. 970 00:40:11,496 --> 00:40:13,933 You should be fine by opening day. 971 00:40:13,976 --> 00:40:16,675 Baseball's in the summer, right? 972 00:40:16,718 --> 00:40:19,025 It didn't hurt the baby, did it--the cadmium? 973 00:40:19,068 --> 00:40:21,462 If you've been clean, the baby should be fine. 974 00:40:21,506 --> 00:40:23,029 Okay. 975 00:40:24,987 --> 00:40:26,075 Please. 976 00:40:26,119 --> 00:40:27,425 I'll stop everything. 977 00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:30,166 I'll--I'll go to meetings every day. 978 00:40:34,519 --> 00:40:35,520 Lola. 979 00:40:37,478 --> 00:40:39,611 Twice a day. 980 00:40:40,742 --> 00:40:42,483 How's the ballplayerdoing? 981 00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:43,615 Much better. 982 00:40:43,658 --> 00:40:45,094 Too bad about his career. 983 00:40:45,138 --> 00:40:46,618 What do you mean? 984 00:40:46,661 --> 00:40:49,011 Major League Baseball's collective bargaining agreement 985 00:40:49,055 --> 00:40:51,361 requires medical reports on all treatment. 986 00:40:51,405 --> 00:40:52,972 Even Hank's history is not likely 987 00:40:53,015 --> 00:40:54,539 to get much leniency. 988 00:40:54,582 --> 00:40:56,932 Why should they care that he's being treated for Addison's? 989 00:40:56,976 --> 00:40:58,543 You're not treating him for Addison's. 990 00:40:58,586 --> 00:41:00,109 My report says I am. 991 00:41:00,153 --> 00:41:02,198 You're lying on the report? 992 00:41:02,242 --> 00:41:05,506 Well, everybody does stupid things. 993 00:41:05,550 --> 00:41:07,595 It shouldn't cost them everything they want in life. 994 00:41:08,727 --> 00:41:11,773 No, it shouldn't, but it usually does. 995 00:41:11,817 --> 00:41:13,775 On the other hand, if it means someone 996 00:41:13,819 --> 00:41:16,430 can actually beat the Yankees... 997 00:41:19,999 --> 00:41:21,348 So what about House? 998 00:41:21,391 --> 00:41:23,742 Is there any way we can get him down there? 999 00:41:26,048 --> 00:41:30,313 You really wanna... talk about work? 1000 00:41:30,357 --> 00:41:31,924 No. 1001 00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:33,752 Not at all. 1002 00:41:49,594 --> 00:41:52,031 [engine revving] 1003 00:41:55,121 --> 00:41:56,557 That was amazing. 1004 00:41:56,601 --> 00:41:59,865 I'm telling you, Gravedigger never disappoints. 1005 00:42:06,436 --> 00:42:09,135 You ever been married? 1006 00:42:09,178 --> 00:42:11,354 Well, now, let's not ruin a lovely night out 1007 00:42:11,398 --> 00:42:13,531 by getting personal. 1008 00:42:14,836 --> 00:42:17,099 I lived with someone for a while. 1009 00:42:19,493 --> 00:42:21,321 You gonna finish that? 1010 00:42:24,629 --> 00:42:27,806 [mumbles with mouth full] 1011 00:42:27,849 --> 00:42:29,808 I'll race you to the car!