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<i>(House)</i>
<i>He's got a temperature</i>
<i>of 103.</i>

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And why do we care?

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Because we're
human beings.

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It's what we do.

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He said he was
at a luncheon meeting.

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You took his history?

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Guy looks like Harpo.

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You should see him.

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You asked him what book
he's currently reading.

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<i>(House)</i>
<i>It's hilarious</i>
<i>to watch him try and talk.</i>

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I asked him anything
I could think of.

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Favorite color:

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"Bwoo."

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Favorite dessert topping?

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Trust me, you never know
what fact may prove

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the key to saving your life.

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Whipped cweam.

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<i>(House)</i>
<i>I asked him if he was sure.</i>

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Where are you going?

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You're an ass.

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I know.

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Where are you going?

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This is either a toxin,
an infection,

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or an allergic reaction.

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<i>I assume you gave him epi,</i>
<i>so that rules out allergies.</i>

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Put him on antibiotics
in case it's an infection.

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<i>And if it's a toxin,</i>

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<i>we'll keep him here</i>
<i>overnight,</i>

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<i>let the swelling go down,</i>
<i>send him home.</i>

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I'm going to the movies.

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Which one of you is House?

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The skinny brunette.

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No, that's
Dr. Cameron.

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I'm skinny.

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How do you know her name?

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I was a patient of yours.

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Oh, well, if you want to leave
the chocolates downstairs--

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[gunshot]

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Stay!

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Stay away from him.

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Shocking, isn't it?

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Who'd want to hurt you?

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[gunshot]

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[Massive Attack's<i> Teardrop]</i>

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♪ ♪

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[monitor beeping]

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You're pathetic.

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Judging by the growth,

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I'd say I've been
unconscious for two days.

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Have you been sitting there
the whole time?
No.

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Judging by the oily buildup
in your hair,

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I'd say you're lying.

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I was scared.

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Pardon me for caring.

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Did I lose any organs?

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The bullet to your abdomen
pierced your stomach,

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nicked the bowel,
lodged in the posterior rib.

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Well, I always say,
if you're gonna get shot,

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do it in a hospital.

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The one in your neck--

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I don't remember that one.

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Went right through,
severed your jugular.

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The shooter turns out
to be a guy--

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Don't care.

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You don't care why a guy
walked into a hospital

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and shot a doctor?

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Shot you?

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I assume his reasoning
was faulty.

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So what was it?
Infection?

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The surgery went fine.
You've had no post-op--

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Not me.

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Patient.

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Harpo.

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You just got shot, House.

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You should rest.

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I got shot.

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Diagnostically boring.

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Big fat tongue,
on the other hand...

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endlessly entertaining.

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We biopsied his tongue.

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<i>(House)</i>
<i>And it was negative.</i>

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And the blood tests
were negative.

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I didn't say
we did blood tests.

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You don't biopsy a tongue

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unless you have
to biopsy a tongue.

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<i>And you don't have to</i>
<i>biopsy a tongue</i>

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unless you've already
come up with nothing

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on a routine battery of tests
which don't involve

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<i>torturing your patient.</i>

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<i>Any new symptoms?</i>

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Other than the increased
intracranial pressure?

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Any guesses on how
I figured that one out?

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You knew the next step
would be a lumbar puncture.

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A lumbar puncture
would almost certainly

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give us a definitive answer.

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Since we don't have
a definitive answer,

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<i>we must not have done an LP,</i>
<i>and the most common reason</i>

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<i>to not do an LP is increased</i>
<i>intracranial pressure.</i>

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He was shot by security
trying to--

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House, what are you--

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House.

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I'm talking to Cuddy.

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Lie down.
You've got to be in pain.

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Not today.

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Today I'm on morphine.

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You're going to
rip your stitches out.

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Check Harpo's trash.

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Forget about the patient.

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Come on.

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You're curious.

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Trash?

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You don't know
what I'm talking about,

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but you know it's good.

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You can't just be
walking around.

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Well, then stop me.

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You've lost blood--
Physically stop me.

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You could damage--
You can't.

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Because that would involve
physically touching me,

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and then things would get
so sexually charged--

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I'm twice your size.

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Get your hands off me.

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Everything that lives, eats.

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Everything that eats, poops.

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That's why every organ
has a sanitation department.

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The lymph system.

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Whatever's doing the damage

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is dumping its waste
in there.

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That's what you meant
by trash.

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Biopsy the lymph node
under the jaw.

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I'm sorry,
I know it's crazy,

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<i>but there's no other place.</i>

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<i>It's the ICU.</i>
<i>It stands for intensive care.</i>

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<i>He needs intensive care,</i>
<i>so do you.</i>

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He needs to be shot again.

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He is handcuffed to his bed.
He is sedated.

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He's not going to hurt you.

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If your security was any good,

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I wouldn't have been shot
in the first place.

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He is where
he's supposed to be.

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Where you're supposed to be--

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Who did my surgery?

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Gillick, why?

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You going to send him
a fruit basket?

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He screwed up.

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It's annoying enough

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dealing with
your Vicodin habit.

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Quit upping your morphine.

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I'm not.

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I'm reducing it.

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And you're not in pain?

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I'm feeling better.

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Gillick is very good.

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<i>Your recovery time--</i>

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My stomach kills me,
my neck is throbbing,

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but my leg feels better.

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That's amazing.

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It's unbelievable.

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Since getting shot

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is not an FDA
approved treatment

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for anything,
it means something

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must have gone wrong
in the surgery.

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Yes, terribly...

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tragically wrong.

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<i>Enjoy the mistake.</i>

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He must have nicked something

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<i>in my peripheral</i>
<i>nervous system.</i>

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If it's alleviating pain,

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who knows
what else it's doing?

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Get back to the ICU

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<i>before you rip out</i>
<i>your stitches,</i>

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and I have to chain you
to your bed.

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[morphine drip beeps]

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[moaning]

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Why did you try to kill me?

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I didn't.

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Then the gun thing
might have been a mistake.

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If I'd have killed you,
it would have been over.

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<i>I needed you to live.</i>

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Because I want
to see you suffer.

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[drip alarm beeping]

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[pained moans]

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Get the needle out of there.

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He can't breathe.

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House.

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The test was negative.

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Are you sure you want
to be doing this?

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I'm fine.
I think.

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Cameron,
you got my records?

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They don't like to release
patient's operative notes.

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And yet you're holding them.

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And whispering.

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He's sleeping.

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Yeah.

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Killer needs his rest.

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Otherwise
he's grumpy all day.

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Hey!

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Wake up.

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Watch me save a life.

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Almost for sure it's
some sort of infection.

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We've got him on
broad spectrum antibiotics,

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but it's not even
slowing the thing down.

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<i>Unless we figure out</i>
<i>what type of infection,</i>

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<i>we can't treat,</i>
<i>and we can't figure out</i>

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what type
because we can't do an LP.

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Do an LP.

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See what I did there?

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Couldn't have done that
if you'd killed me.

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We would have done an LP
two days ago if we could have.

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But that much pressure,
something's bound to go--

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We would have done an LP
two days ago

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if the risks hadn't so obviously
outweighed the benefits.

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We just cut a hole
in his throat.

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The equation has changed.

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Couldn't have
put it better myself.

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<i>(Foreman)</i>
<i>Pressure...</i>

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120 millimeters H2O,

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with small visible excursions

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related to
respiration and pulse.

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Well within normal,
that's good.

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No, that's weird.

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You want to hear a story?

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I have a rule.

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People who shoot me
forfeit the right--

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My wife was sick.

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None of the doctors
could figure out why.

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00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:08,125
Oh, I know this story.

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She died.

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00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:13,125
So you selected
one of her doctors to kill,

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because that would
make everything

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right again.

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She lived.

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You cured her.

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I'm truly sorry
I did that.

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In the course
of investigating her illness,

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you convinced me
that everything was relevant.

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<i>You needed the truth.</i>

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I confessed to you
that I'd had an affair.

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But it turns out
that it had nothing to do

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with why she was sick.

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<i>Genetic predisposition</i>
<i>to brain aneurysms.</i>

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00:10:48,917 --> 00:10:51,375
You told her that.

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00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:57,166
You also told her
about my affair.

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And you caught crap,

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<i>she left you,</i>

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00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:03,750
and now I've got to pay
because you couldn't

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keep your little killer
in your pants.

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00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:10,917
She killed herself.

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00:11:38,792 --> 00:11:42,250
What sort of hospital
has glass walls?

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That's my husband.

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Really?

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00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,291
You thought I just liked
watching people

252
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,542
get needles poked
in the back?

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Nope.

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I figured a coworker
or a sister.

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Not wife.

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Why?

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Don't worry.
It's not insulting.

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At least not to you.

259
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,709
You're satisfied
by that answer?

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00:12:07,709 --> 00:12:09,750
You're Dr. House,
aren't you?

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00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,250
You're not going to
shoot me, are you?

262
00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:13,542
You treated
a friend of mine.

263
00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:15,291
She told me you only
talk to people

264
00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:16,500
if you have to.

265
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,959
And then you insult them

266
00:12:17,959 --> 00:12:19,250
while showing off
how insightful you are.

267
00:12:20,917 --> 00:12:23,208
Sevens marry sevens.

268
00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:24,333
Nines marry nines.

269
00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:26,417
<i>Fours marry fours.</i>

270
00:12:26,417 --> 00:12:28,792
Maybe there's some wiggle room
if there's enough money,

271
00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:31,208
or somebody got pregnant.

272
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:34,125
But you've got at least
three points on your husband,

273
00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:35,583
and your frock says

274
00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:38,208
<i>you didn't do it</i>
<i>for the money.</i>

275
00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:40,375
And your breasts say that
you haven't had any kids.

276
00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:43,542
So you figure my marriage
is a mathematical error?

277
00:12:43,542 --> 00:12:46,208
Numbers don't lie.

278
00:12:46,208 --> 00:12:48,458
We're having trouble
finding out

279
00:12:48,458 --> 00:12:49,667
<i>what infection</i>
<i>your husband has.</i>

280
00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:50,834
<i>The most likely culprit</i>

281
00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:52,667
is an STD.

282
00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:54,333
You want to know
if I've had an affair

283
00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:56,083
with someone
closer to my integer.

284
00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:57,792
And I have to tell you
the truth,

285
00:12:57,792 --> 00:12:58,917
or my husband will die.

286
00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:01,166
Is your friend single?

287
00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:03,166
No.

288
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:05,875
And I've always been faithful.

289
00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:09,458
(Foreman)
Wow.

290
00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:11,250
I would've bet money
something would go wrong.

291
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,709
Let's rotate him back.

292
00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:18,875
<i>(Foreman)</i>
<i>He's bleeding</i>
<i>into his ocular orbit.</i>

293
00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:20,542
LP wouldn't do this.

294
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:24,000
Lots of pressure behind.

295
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,083
Gotta relieve it.

296
00:13:31,959 --> 00:13:33,166
What's going on?

297
00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:34,959
What--what are they doing?

298
00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:37,083
I should go.

299
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:44,250
I seem to have
torn my stitches.

300
00:13:57,625 --> 00:13:59,250
You collapsed in the hall.

301
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,417
Tore your stitches.

302
00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:02,583
I remember.

303
00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:03,875
I was there.

304
00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:05,542
How's your gut?
It's hurting?

305
00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:08,041
You shoot the guy
who sold her the gun?

306
00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:09,834
<i>She locked herself</i>
<i>in the garage,</i>

307
00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:11,458
and she started the car.

308
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:14,417
You shoot the guy who sold her
the garage door opener?

309
00:14:16,792 --> 00:14:19,166
You're an ass.

310
00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:21,750
That is a bold position to take,
given that I shot you.

311
00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:23,709
<i>The shooting just</i>
<i>makes you an idiot.</i>

312
00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:25,375
You're an ass because you're
trying to wrap it in the flag,

313
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:26,583
like you did a good thing.

314
00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:28,375
You're an ass
and a hypocrite.

315
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:29,709
You don't believe in rules.

316
00:14:29,709 --> 00:14:30,875
<i>You do whatever</i>
<i>you think is right.</i>

317
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:32,375
That's all I did.

318
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:33,500
You were my role model.

319
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:34,875
<i>Watch out.</i>

320
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,166
You're getting crumbs
on the flag.

321
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,709
<i>I didn't commit</i>
<i>to honor her.</i>

322
00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,166
I didn't commit
to never lie to her.

323
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:40,709
Well, if you'd
kept your mouth shut,

324
00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:42,291
she'd be alive,
and you wouldn't be shot.

325
00:14:42,291 --> 00:14:44,041
If you'd kept your pistols
in your pants--

326
00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:46,792
It's my fault she's dead.

327
00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:49,291
<i>I know it.</i>

328
00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:51,583
But why can't you admit

329
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:55,458
that it's maybe just
a little bit yours too?

330
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:57,333
That maybe it's not just
medical mistakes

331
00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,208
that screw things up.

332
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:02,083
Here's how life works.

333
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:05,000
You either get to ask
for an apology,

334
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,792
or you get to shoot people.

335
00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:09,250
Not both.

336
00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:13,583
<i>(House)</i>
<i>Infections don't</i>
<i>make your eyes pop out.</i>

337
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,291
<i>(Chase)</i>
<i>We should get back.</i>

338
00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:16,625
<i>You're supposed to be</i>
<i>chained to your bed.</i>

339
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,291
<i>(House)</i>
<i>I'm not done eating.</i>

340
00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:20,667
There's got to be some sort of
bleeding disorder.

341
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,917
This is really stupid.

342
00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:26,291
Look, if my stitches
pop out again,

343
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:27,792
I got three doctors
to save me.

344
00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:30,417
Could be some sort
of weakness

345
00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:32,208
in the lining
of the ocular veins.

346
00:15:33,959 --> 00:15:36,250
Okay, I'll be you guys.

347
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:37,667
[as Chase]
No way, mate.

348
00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:39,750
Too much blood
to just be a vein.

349
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,500
[as Foreman]
No way, hizzie.

350
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,166
If it was an artery,
he'd still be bleeding.

351
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,291
[as Cameron]
Actually,

352
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,041
he'd be dead.

353
00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:48,834
He could have had a granuloma
in his sinuses that bled,

354
00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:50,583
which could have been
caused by Wegener's.

355
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,959
I think the surgeon would have
noticed a giant growth

356
00:15:52,959 --> 00:15:54,208
while they were
sticking the eyeball back in.

357
00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:55,375
Tongue and eyes are sick.

358
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:57,000
What about the nose?

359
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,375
It's right in between.
Why isn't it sick?

360
00:15:58,375 --> 00:15:59,500
So it's not spreading.

361
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,625
It's got a common source.

362
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:01,917
Which can only be what?

363
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:04,166
The brain,
except the CT was clean.

364
00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:06,291
Check the brain's trash,
see what it's hiding.

365
00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:07,709
The brain doesn't have
a lymph system.

366
00:16:07,709 --> 00:16:08,834
I know.

367
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,458
All its garbage
just blows off,

368
00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:12,458
gets caught in the snow fence
by the side of the road.

369
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:14,625
You're referring
to the blood-brain barrier.

370
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,834
What else?

371
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:17,959
Biopsy the barrier.

372
00:16:17,959 --> 00:16:19,750
Wouldn't it be safer

373
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,250
to make a few
educated guesses first?

374
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:22,417
Try some relatively
safe treatments?

375
00:16:22,417 --> 00:16:24,333
Biopsy the barrier.

376
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:25,792
But first, start him
on mebendazole

377
00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:27,166
in case it's a worm.

378
00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:28,792
And levofloxacin in case
it's an infection

379
00:16:28,792 --> 00:16:30,083
that slipped by
the first antibiotic.

380
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,917
And azithromycin
for STDs.

381
00:16:31,917 --> 00:16:34,875
I really don't think the wife

382
00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:39,166
is the kind to be
messing around.

383
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,250
If I was married to her,
I certainly wouldn't--

384
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,792
<i>(Cameron)</i>
<i>House.</i>

385
00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:45,208
The patient isn't married.
He's a widower.

386
00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:50,125
Really, it's more helpful

387
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,458
if you do the prescribed rehab
yourself.

388
00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:55,083
My body is fine.

389
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:57,041
My mind, on the other hand...

390
00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:58,583
Maybe she was a girlfriend.

391
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:00,291
Maybe she was just trying
to jerk you around.

392
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:03,291
I spoke to every one
of the nurses on that floor.

393
00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:05,041
The patient had only had
six visitors.

394
00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:06,166
Two females, no babes.

395
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:07,542
His mother and his aunt.

396
00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:08,667
So they missed someone.

397
00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:09,792
They're not security.

398
00:17:09,792 --> 00:17:10,917
<i>My posse never saw</i>

399
00:17:10,917 --> 00:17:12,166
her or me talking

400
00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:13,875
on the other side
of the glass.

401
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:15,208
They were a little busy trying
to save the guy's life.

402
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,125
There's only
one possible conclusion.

403
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:20,250
It was a hallucination.

404
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,583
What does that
look like to you?

405
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,333
Point-six?

406
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:27,041
Anesthesia?
No.

407
00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:28,166
<i>It's got to be</i>
<i>six and a smudge.</i>

408
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:29,709
<i>Let's say you're right.</i>

409
00:17:29,709 --> 00:17:31,542
It wouldn't be that uncommon
after trauma.

410
00:17:31,542 --> 00:17:32,750
After that much blood loss?

411
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,333
If my perceptions
are compromised,

412
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:36,500
then my judgment
is compromised.

413
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,625
What if his wife told me

414
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:38,875
that the patient
just got bit

415
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,417
by a rabid Vietnamese leper?

416
00:17:40,417 --> 00:17:42,500
So pull yourself off the case.

417
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,667
And the next case?

418
00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:45,792
You take two weeks.
You recover.

419
00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:47,667
What if I don't?

420
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,500
What if it wasn't
the shooting?

421
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,750
The guy who sees connections
between everything

422
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,291
sees no connection
between being shot

423
00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:55,083
and minor brain disruptions?

424
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:56,375
What if it was the surgery?

425
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,083
<i>What if it was</i>
<i>the fact that</i>

426
00:17:58,083 --> 00:18:00,333
you tore out your stitches
and lost two pints of blood?

427
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,750
Why did Gillick give me ketamine
during my surgery?

428
00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:10,709
Working.

429
00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:12,291
We need to talk.

430
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,250
Get back to the ICU.

431
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:15,917
Who un-cuffed you?

432
00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:18,000
Why would a surgeon
administer ketamine?

433
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,583
Who showed you
your surgical file?

434
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:22,000
How do you know it's mine?

435
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,458
Because your patient
hasn't had surgery,

436
00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:25,041
and you don't care
about anybody else.

437
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:26,875
My anesthesia
was almost nonexistent,

438
00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:28,166
and yet I wasn't awake.

439
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:29,583
For some reason,

440
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:31,959
somebody decided to put me
in a dissociative coma

441
00:18:31,959 --> 00:18:33,417
instead of just
putting me out.

442
00:18:33,417 --> 00:18:35,458
There are plenty
of reasons to use--
Fine.

443
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,375
I'll go beat the truth
out of my surgeon.

444
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,166
Gillick, right?

445
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:48,333
It worked.

446
00:18:52,959 --> 00:18:55,083
There's a clinic in Germany.

447
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:57,625
They've been treating
chronic pain by inducing comas,

448
00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:59,542
and letting the mind
basically reboot itself.

449
00:18:59,542 --> 00:19:03,041
<i>There's about a 50% chance</i>
<i>your pain will come back.</i>

450
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:06,917
Which of course means there is
a 50% chance that it won't.

451
00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:10,000
You had no right--

452
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,750
To heal you?

453
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:12,959
You messed with my brain.

454
00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:14,458
Why are you so upset?

455
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:18,834
Are you experiencing
any neurological symptoms?

456
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:21,750
Dizziness, tremors,
hallucinations?

457
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:22,875
No.

458
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:24,709
It's a point of principle.

459
00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:32,542
Test was negative.

460
00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:33,709
No trash against the fence.

461
00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:35,417
<i>Is your leg really better?</i>

462
00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:37,208
Don't worry, I'm sure
something else is wrong.

463
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:38,333
We did find blood.

464
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,041
On which side?

465
00:19:40,041 --> 00:19:41,166
The wrong side.

466
00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:43,000
First thing that makes sense.

467
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,750
The wrong side's the wrong side.
It can't make sense.

468
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,333
It'd mess with his brain.

469
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,583
Wouldn't cause fever.

470
00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:49,792
He's been sleeping
a lot lately.

471
00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:51,625
You worried?

472
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:54,041
I marked a change of meds
on his chart.

473
00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:56,959
Foreign object.

474
00:19:56,959 --> 00:19:59,208
Body wants to get rid of it.
It causes the fever.

475
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:00,750
Blood's a foreign object?

476
00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:02,333
<i>(Foreman)</i>
<i>In the brain lining, it is.</i>

477
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:03,458
Blood dyscrasia means cancer.

478
00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:04,709
Find it.

479
00:20:04,709 --> 00:20:06,000
All the tests--
Have been negative.

480
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,625
What do you do

481
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:09,959
<i>if your trash cans are full?</i>

482
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,625
You use your neighbors'
trash cans.

483
00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:13,458
<i>Except it's</i>
<i>still light outside.</i>

484
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:15,291
<i>Your neighbor will see you.</i>

485
00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:17,250
So you go out the back way,
into an alley,

486
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,834
and drop off your trash
by their garage.

487
00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:22,458
We'll check the lymphatic system
in the chest.

488
00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:23,583
<i>You got that from trash cans</i>

489
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:24,834
in the alley?

490
00:20:24,834 --> 00:20:26,500
The saliva glands
from the tongue

491
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,709
are connected to the lymphatic
system in the lungs.

492
00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:29,959
It's the next
lymphatic system over.

493
00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:35,250
Yeah.

494
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,625
<i>Go get lung lymph.</i>

495
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:43,625
How did he know that?

496
00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:49,500
I wouldn't have hired him
if he wasn't smart.

497
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,834
Right.

498
00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:55,458
Because you have
nothing but respect for him.

499
00:20:57,208 --> 00:21:02,750
Maybe he knew the answer
because the question

500
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:05,291
wasn't nearly as tricky
as you thought.

501
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:11,208
<i>Maybe he's not</i>
<i>getting smarter.</i>

502
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:13,333
You're getting dumber.

503
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,458
You pretend
to buck the system.

504
00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:38,000
Pretend to be a rebel.

505
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:42,041
<i>You claim to hate rules.</i>

506
00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:43,750
But all you do is

507
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:46,917
substitute your own rules
for society's.

508
00:21:46,917 --> 00:21:49,000
<i>And it's a nice,</i>
<i>simple rule.</i>

509
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:54,625
<i>Tell the blunt,</i>
<i>honest truth</i>

510
00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:57,583
<i>in the starkest,</i>
<i>darkest way.</i>

511
00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:00,750
<i>And what will be</i>
<i>will be.</i>

512
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:04,834
<i>What will be</i>
<i>should be.</i>

513
00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:10,583
And everyone else is a coward.

514
00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:13,959
<i>But you're wrong.</i>

515
00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:17,583
It's not cowardly
to not call someone an idiot.

516
00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:20,208
<i>People aren't</i>
<i>tactful or polite</i>

517
00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:22,000
<i>just because it's nice.</i>

518
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:27,417
They do it because they've got
an ounce of humility.

519
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:34,959
Because they know that
they will make mistakes,

520
00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:37,458
<i>and they know that</i>
<i>their actions</i>

521
00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:39,458
<i>have consequences.</i>

522
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:42,959
And they know that
those consequences

523
00:22:42,959 --> 00:22:45,583
are their fault.

524
00:22:54,792 --> 00:22:57,458
Why do you want so bad
not to be human, House?

525
00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:04,583
Oh, he's awake.

526
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:07,291
House, we need
to talk to you.

527
00:23:07,291 --> 00:23:09,625
How the hell did you know
I was awake?

528
00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:11,375
Your nostrils flare
when you sleep.

529
00:23:11,375 --> 00:23:13,667
No, they do not.

530
00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:14,834
Fine, I'm lying.

531
00:23:14,834 --> 00:23:17,000
Test was negative.

532
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,750
You knew?

533
00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:20,333
Force of habit.
<i>(Foreman)</i>
<i>Showed no cancer.</i>

534
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:22,083
No reason why he's got
a fever of 103,

535
00:23:22,083 --> 00:23:23,625
and no reason why his tongue
won't fit in his mouth.

536
00:23:23,625 --> 00:23:24,834
He's post-op.

537
00:23:24,834 --> 00:23:26,500
Chase is getting him
up and around.

538
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,917
It's important that you're up
ASAP after surgery.

539
00:23:28,917 --> 00:23:30,959
You think you can urinate?

540
00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:37,458
[pained moan]

541
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,166
It's getting bigger!

542
00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:44,333
What, you're...

543
00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:45,709
getting aroused?

544
00:23:45,709 --> 00:23:46,834
No!

545
00:23:46,834 --> 00:23:47,959
Not that part.

546
00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:50,792
Oh, God, it hurts.

547
00:23:50,792 --> 00:23:52,667
<i>It's not stopping.</i>
<i>Aah!</i>

548
00:23:56,458 --> 00:24:00,208
Surgeons found no evidence
of a burst artery.

549
00:24:00,208 --> 00:24:02,834
The blood had
to come from somewhere.

550
00:24:02,834 --> 00:24:04,333
You took a shower in it.

551
00:24:04,333 --> 00:24:06,750
Trauma?

552
00:24:06,750 --> 00:24:09,333
You think someone snuck in here
just to kick him in the jewels?

553
00:24:09,333 --> 00:24:10,834
And poke out his eye,
and swell up his tongue?

554
00:24:10,834 --> 00:24:11,959
<i>Keep riding.</i>

555
00:24:11,959 --> 00:24:13,834
I got a bet with my physio

556
00:24:13,834 --> 00:24:15,834
<i>that I can do 100 klicks</i>
<i>by Friday.</i>

557
00:24:15,834 --> 00:24:17,125
What about blood
from the kidneys?

558
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:22,792
Kidneys drain
into the bladder,

559
00:24:22,792 --> 00:24:24,417
which drains into
the ureter.

560
00:24:24,417 --> 00:24:26,083
There's no way it would mess
with the scrotum.

561
00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:28,000
Yeah.

562
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,792
Basic human anatomy.

563
00:24:29,792 --> 00:24:32,250
<i>Therefore, I think</i>
<i>it's safe to assume</i>

564
00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:33,917
that the problem
lies elsewhere.

565
00:24:33,917 --> 00:24:35,458
But given that this case

566
00:24:35,458 --> 00:24:36,834
doesn't make any kind
of sense whatsoever,

567
00:24:36,834 --> 00:24:38,250
maybe we should
even question the basics.

568
00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:40,208
Maybe he's not human.

569
00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:41,542
<i>(House)</i>
<i>An anatomical defect</i>
<i>would seem more likely,</i>

570
00:24:41,542 --> 00:24:43,375
but let's not
rule that one out.

571
00:24:43,375 --> 00:24:45,458
Even more likely,
he is human,

572
00:24:45,458 --> 00:24:46,917
his anatomy is
where it's supposed to be,

573
00:24:46,917 --> 00:24:48,333
but he has testicular cancer.

574
00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:50,625
<i>(Cameron)</i>
<i>We tested for cancer.</i>

575
00:24:50,625 --> 00:24:52,500
<i>(Foreman)</i>
<i>We tested the lymph system</i>
<i>in his chest.</i>

576
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:53,834
<i>(Chase)</i>
<i>Surgeons found no growth.</i>

577
00:24:53,834 --> 00:24:55,166
<i>(Foreman)</i>
<i>Surgeons were just trying</i>

578
00:24:55,166 --> 00:24:56,542
<i>to put everything</i>
<i>back where it was.</i>

579
00:24:56,542 --> 00:24:57,667
<i>They weren't</i>
<i>doing an inventory.</i>

580
00:24:57,667 --> 00:24:59,166
May have been lucky.

581
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:00,291
If you don't catch
testicular cancer early,

582
00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:01,667
it kills.

583
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,250
Probably eroded some vessel.

584
00:25:03,250 --> 00:25:04,625
Yeah, I know.

585
00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:06,291
The question is why
I didn't think of it.

586
00:25:06,291 --> 00:25:08,834
Eyes popping out
is a rather odd presentation.

587
00:25:08,834 --> 00:25:11,291
Sack blowing up,
on the other hand...

588
00:25:11,291 --> 00:25:13,417
If you could think
of everything yourself,

589
00:25:13,417 --> 00:25:14,959
you wouldn't need
a team to annoy.

590
00:25:14,959 --> 00:25:16,667
I screwed up
some basic anatomy.

591
00:25:16,667 --> 00:25:19,542
And I missed connecting
a testicular explosion

592
00:25:19,542 --> 00:25:21,250
with a testicular problem.

593
00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:22,834
You think there's any way
I would have done that

594
00:25:22,834 --> 00:25:24,583
before Cuddy
messed with my brain?

595
00:25:24,583 --> 00:25:26,542
She was trying to help you,
and it worked.

596
00:25:26,542 --> 00:25:28,291
Yeah, I can run
like the wind,

597
00:25:28,291 --> 00:25:29,583
but I can't think.

598
00:25:29,583 --> 00:25:31,125
And seeing as how
I'm too old

599
00:25:31,125 --> 00:25:32,875
to become
a professional athlete,

600
00:25:32,875 --> 00:25:36,333
it looks to me as if
she screwed me over big time.

601
00:25:39,709 --> 00:25:41,583
You don't want
a healthy leg.

602
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,166
Oh, here we go.

603
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,959
If you've got a good life,
if you're healthy,

604
00:25:44,959 --> 00:25:46,083
you've got no reason
to bitch.

605
00:25:46,083 --> 00:25:47,458
No reason to hate life.

606
00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:49,000
Here's the flaw
in your argument.

607
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,208
If I enjoy hating life,
I don't hate life.

608
00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:51,333
I enjoy it.

609
00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:53,000
I didn't say
it was rational.

610
00:25:55,166 --> 00:25:56,875
HIV testing is 99% accurate,

611
00:25:56,875 --> 00:26:00,125
which means there are
some people who test positive

612
00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:01,667
who live
with their own impending doom

613
00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:03,000
for months, or years,

614
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,542
before finding out
everything's okay.

615
00:26:04,542 --> 00:26:06,834
Weirdly, most of them
don't react with happiness.

616
00:26:06,834 --> 00:26:08,417
Or even anger.

617
00:26:08,417 --> 00:26:10,500
They get depressed.

618
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:11,917
Not because
they wanted to die,

619
00:26:11,917 --> 00:26:13,500
but because
they've defined themselves

620
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,458
by their disease.

621
00:26:15,458 --> 00:26:17,417
Suddenly, what made them
them isn't real.

622
00:26:17,417 --> 00:26:19,667
I don't define myself
by my leg.

623
00:26:19,667 --> 00:26:24,333
No, you have taken it
one step further.

624
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,583
The only way you could come
to terms with your disability

625
00:26:26,583 --> 00:26:29,875
was to somehow
make it mean nothing.

626
00:26:29,875 --> 00:26:33,417
So you had to
redefine everything.

627
00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:35,500
You have dismissed

628
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,625
anything physical.

629
00:26:37,625 --> 00:26:40,834
Anything not coldly,

630
00:26:40,834 --> 00:26:41,959
calculatingly intellectual.

631
00:26:41,959 --> 00:26:43,375
Why are you protecting her?

632
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:50,750
Because she's done
nothing wrong.

633
00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:55,250
You're completely comfortable
with what she did to me?

634
00:26:55,250 --> 00:26:58,166
Yeah, I am.
Yeah.

635
00:26:58,166 --> 00:27:02,417
You agonize
over moral choices.

636
00:27:02,417 --> 00:27:04,125
You're not completely
comfortable with anything

637
00:27:04,125 --> 00:27:05,917
until you've taken days

638
00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:09,041
to get your head around
every possible side.

639
00:27:09,041 --> 00:27:12,250
I've known what she did
for six hours.

640
00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:15,208
How come you're acting
like you've known for days?

641
00:27:16,375 --> 00:27:17,500
What do I have?

642
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:18,625
You're not sick.

643
00:27:18,625 --> 00:27:19,750
What do I have?

644
00:27:19,750 --> 00:27:21,000
You need to calm down.

645
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,792
I have my brain!
And that's it!

646
00:27:22,792 --> 00:27:24,083
We were trying to help you.

647
00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:25,917
Yeah, nobody tries
to screw up!

648
00:27:25,917 --> 00:27:27,041
They just do.

649
00:27:27,041 --> 00:27:28,417
You were out of control.

650
00:27:28,417 --> 00:27:29,583
You were shooting morphine--

651
00:27:29,583 --> 00:27:31,166
I can make people better!

652
00:27:31,166 --> 00:27:34,709
And you two decide to trade that
for jogging shoes.

653
00:27:34,709 --> 00:27:35,917
If you're suffering
from side effects,

654
00:27:35,917 --> 00:27:37,083
then we can look at that--

655
00:27:37,083 --> 00:27:38,792
You value the physical so much.

656
00:27:38,792 --> 00:27:40,583
Let me put this in terms
you can understand.

657
00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:47,625
You're unbelievable.

658
00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:49,500
<i>Even when you're</i>
<i>out of your mind</i>

659
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:50,834
with anger and fear,

660
00:27:50,834 --> 00:27:52,333
you still couch it
in logical terms.

661
00:27:53,375 --> 00:27:54,500
Are you hallucinating?

662
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:56,041
Yeah, I'm hallucinating!

663
00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:57,542
No, I mean right now.

664
00:27:57,542 --> 00:27:59,500
[Moriarty's voice]
Are you hallucinating?

665
00:28:01,834 --> 00:28:03,834
How did you know I was...

666
00:28:03,834 --> 00:28:05,542
You were yelling at me.

667
00:28:05,542 --> 00:28:08,250
You were calling me Wilson.

668
00:28:08,250 --> 00:28:09,959
No.

669
00:28:09,959 --> 00:28:11,583
You're losing it, House.

670
00:28:11,583 --> 00:28:14,709
I never call Wilson
by his name.

671
00:28:14,709 --> 00:28:16,125
<i>Oh, yeah, right.</i>

672
00:28:16,125 --> 00:28:17,667
The hallucinator is going to

673
00:28:17,667 --> 00:28:18,959
tell the hallucinatee
what happened.

674
00:28:18,959 --> 00:28:20,083
You're not the hallucinatee.

675
00:28:20,083 --> 00:28:21,750
Wilson was the hallucinatee.

676
00:28:21,750 --> 00:28:23,750
You think maybe you're focusing
on the wrong thing here?

677
00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:25,417
<i>Cuddy's office</i>
<i>was the hallucinatee.</i>

678
00:28:25,417 --> 00:28:27,375
The bathroom
was the hallucinatee.

679
00:28:27,375 --> 00:28:28,792
Bathroom.
It figures.

680
00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:31,417
What figures?

681
00:28:31,417 --> 00:28:35,291
You wet your bed.

682
00:28:36,959 --> 00:28:38,375
Damn it.

683
00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:42,250
Test was negative.

684
00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:44,166
No.

685
00:28:44,166 --> 00:28:45,333
AFP and Beta HCG

686
00:28:45,333 --> 00:28:46,458
<i>say no testicular cancer.</i>

687
00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:48,000
So, let's recap.

688
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,166
<i>We've just</i>
<i>ruled out everything.</i>

689
00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:50,458
<i>Which doesn't make sense.</i>

690
00:28:50,458 --> 00:28:51,583
So the answer
has to be something

691
00:28:51,583 --> 00:28:52,709
that doesn't make sense.

692
00:28:52,709 --> 00:28:53,834
<i>Do a cystoscopy.</i>

693
00:28:53,834 --> 00:28:56,709
Make sure he's human.

694
00:28:56,709 --> 00:28:58,000
Test was negative.

695
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,500
For him being human?

696
00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:01,625
Everything was right where
it's supposed to be.

697
00:29:01,625 --> 00:29:03,375
All the tubes go
where they're supposed to go.

698
00:29:03,375 --> 00:29:04,792
Most likely scenario

699
00:29:04,792 --> 00:29:06,500
is some kind of
bacterial prostatitis.

700
00:29:15,959 --> 00:29:18,458
Hmm.

701
00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:21,333
Find out
if his father hunched.

702
00:29:21,333 --> 00:29:24,375
His father
have trouble peeing?

703
00:29:24,375 --> 00:29:28,208
His father have sex
with his own mother?

704
00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:29,792
<i>If the answers</i>
<i>to any of these questions</i>

705
00:29:29,792 --> 00:29:31,417
is yes, assume you're right.

706
00:29:31,417 --> 00:29:33,291
If the answers are no,

707
00:29:33,291 --> 00:29:34,709
assume you're right,

708
00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:36,709
but biopsy some prostate lymphs
just to be sure.

709
00:29:36,709 --> 00:29:38,667
But...

710
00:29:38,667 --> 00:29:40,375
<i>Then we'd have to</i>
<i>cut through his stomach.</i>

711
00:29:40,375 --> 00:29:41,792
And since he's clearly
got a bleeding problem,

712
00:29:41,792 --> 00:29:43,208
<i>this kind of surgery might--</i>

713
00:29:43,208 --> 00:29:44,709
He doesn't clearly
have anything.

714
00:29:48,458 --> 00:29:51,375
How did I get here?

715
00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:53,041
What are you talking about?

716
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:57,375
I was in the ICU.

717
00:29:57,375 --> 00:30:01,917
And then I was coming down
these stairs with you guys.

718
00:30:01,917 --> 00:30:04,208
What happened in between?

719
00:30:07,166 --> 00:30:09,625
I don't remember
how I got here.

720
00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:24,375
I'm taking myself
off my case.

721
00:30:24,375 --> 00:30:26,417
Your patient's
in critical care.

722
00:30:26,417 --> 00:30:27,792
He's had a fever unabated
for two--

723
00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:29,375
I'm losing my mind.

724
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,834
I'm having blackouts.

725
00:30:32,834 --> 00:30:34,500
You said you weren't
having any--

726
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:35,792
I lied.

727
00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:37,792
If you are doing this
to scare me,

728
00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:38,917
you made your point.

729
00:30:38,917 --> 00:30:40,500
Next time you get shot,

730
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:42,291
I promise to only treat
the bullet wounds.

731
00:30:42,291 --> 00:30:46,083
I'm off the case.

732
00:30:51,166 --> 00:30:53,792
Why did you jump up
when I came in?

733
00:30:53,792 --> 00:30:56,417
I thought you were
going to attack me again.

734
00:30:56,417 --> 00:30:58,709
Again?

735
00:30:58,709 --> 00:31:00,667
Yeah, you were
in my face.

736
00:31:00,667 --> 00:31:01,792
You were--

737
00:31:01,792 --> 00:31:03,166
No, I wasn't.

738
00:31:03,166 --> 00:31:05,917
You came in here
with Wilson and--

739
00:31:05,917 --> 00:31:07,041
That was a hallucination.

740
00:31:07,041 --> 00:31:08,208
No, you--

741
00:31:08,208 --> 00:31:10,291
Which means this is
a hallucination.

742
00:31:27,834 --> 00:31:32,792
How can I tell
what's real and what's not?

743
00:31:32,792 --> 00:31:35,208
Everything looks the same.

744
00:31:35,208 --> 00:31:37,583
Sounds the same.

745
00:31:37,583 --> 00:31:39,583
Tastes the same.

746
00:31:42,709 --> 00:31:44,083
Seems like I'd be

747
00:31:44,083 --> 00:31:46,000
the last person
you'd want to ask.

748
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,375
Why not?

749
00:31:47,375 --> 00:31:48,959
You're obviously not here.

750
00:31:48,959 --> 00:31:50,959
I'm obviously not here.

751
00:31:50,959 --> 00:31:53,041
Which means this is
a creation of my mind,

752
00:31:53,041 --> 00:31:54,625
which means I'm really
just asking myself.

753
00:31:54,625 --> 00:31:56,583
Well, if you're
talking to yourself,

754
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:59,125
that's a lot of
unnecessary explanation.

755
00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:01,208
Hey, I'm trying
to work this out.

756
00:32:01,208 --> 00:32:04,834
That requires give and take,
even in my own mind.

757
00:32:04,834 --> 00:32:06,750
What was the question?

758
00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:09,625
How can I tell what's real?

759
00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:12,291
Does it matter?

760
00:32:12,291 --> 00:32:14,000
That doesn't sound like
something I'd ask.

761
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,625
All right.

762
00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:18,000
Your concern is that if you
act in the real world

763
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,792
based on information
that's not real,

764
00:32:19,792 --> 00:32:21,083
the results
are impossible to foresee.

765
00:32:21,083 --> 00:32:23,667
With you so far.

766
00:32:23,667 --> 00:32:25,166
But information
is incapable of harm

767
00:32:25,166 --> 00:32:26,417
in and of itself.

768
00:32:26,417 --> 00:32:29,500
Ideas are neither
good nor bad,

769
00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:31,291
but merely as useful
as what we do with them.

770
00:32:31,291 --> 00:32:33,792
Only actions can cause harm.

771
00:32:33,792 --> 00:32:36,959
That sounds like me.

772
00:32:36,959 --> 00:32:38,834
So you do nothing.

773
00:32:38,834 --> 00:32:42,959
You refrain
from taking any actions.

774
00:32:42,959 --> 00:32:44,083
You continue
to throw out your ideas

775
00:32:44,083 --> 00:32:45,667
as you always would,

776
00:32:45,667 --> 00:32:48,375
but if they're based on
faulty assumptions,

777
00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:49,875
your team
will point that out.

778
00:32:49,875 --> 00:32:52,500
They won't do anything
that could hurt him.

779
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:59,750
So I trust my team.

780
00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:00,875
Test was negative.

781
00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:02,041
No blood in the prostate.

782
00:33:02,041 --> 00:33:03,667
No structural abnormalities.

783
00:33:03,667 --> 00:33:05,667
If something
doesn't make sense,

784
00:33:05,667 --> 00:33:07,834
what does that mean?

785
00:33:07,834 --> 00:33:09,875
It's not rhetorical.

786
00:33:09,875 --> 00:33:12,208
<i>I need your input</i>
<i>on everything I ask,</i>

787
00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:13,875
no matter how obvious
it might seem.

788
00:33:13,875 --> 00:33:16,542
It means you're wrong.

789
00:33:16,542 --> 00:33:18,625
It means one
of your assumptions is wrong.

790
00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:20,208
Because if something
doesn't make sense,

791
00:33:20,208 --> 00:33:22,083
it can't be real.
So, what are our assumptions?

792
00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:23,625
We don't have any.

793
00:33:23,625 --> 00:33:24,750
We're just
guessing on testing.

794
00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:26,125
We assume the tests are right.

795
00:33:26,125 --> 00:33:28,166
We've already redone them.
Twice.

796
00:33:28,166 --> 00:33:29,709
Let's go more basic.

797
00:33:29,709 --> 00:33:31,375
What's more basic
than the test results?

798
00:33:31,375 --> 00:33:33,542
The tests themselves.

799
00:33:33,542 --> 00:33:34,917
What does a biopsy consist of?

800
00:33:34,917 --> 00:33:37,583
You take a sample.

801
00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:38,959
Define sample.

802
00:33:38,959 --> 00:33:41,917
It's a small
representative piece

803
00:33:41,917 --> 00:33:43,291
of whatever you think
is the problem.

804
00:33:43,291 --> 00:33:44,458
<i>(House)</i>
<i>You go down to the shore,</i>

805
00:33:44,458 --> 00:33:45,667
<i>you fill a cup of water.</i>

806
00:33:45,667 --> 00:33:47,000
It's got no fish in it.

807
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,458
Does that mean
no fish in the ocean?

808
00:33:48,458 --> 00:33:49,792
We can do another biopsy.

809
00:33:49,792 --> 00:33:50,917
We could fill
another cup of water.

810
00:33:50,917 --> 00:33:52,375
We gotta dive in.

811
00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:54,125
We gotta see
what's actually in there.

812
00:33:54,125 --> 00:33:55,625
We can't operate.
He's got a bleeding problem.

813
00:33:55,625 --> 00:33:57,166
We assume he's got
a bleeding problem.

814
00:33:57,166 --> 00:33:58,667
Yeah, because he bled

815
00:33:58,667 --> 00:34:00,041
from where he wasn't
supposed to bleed,

816
00:34:00,041 --> 00:34:01,917
causing parts of his body
to blow up.

817
00:34:01,917 --> 00:34:03,959
<i>Assuming that crazy assumption</i>
<i>is correct,</i>

818
00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:05,500
if we operate on him,
we'll kill him.

819
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:10,417
What if we could find a way
to do this surgery

820
00:34:10,417 --> 00:34:14,542
without giving him
more than a paper cut?

821
00:34:14,542 --> 00:34:19,583
You want to let a robot
operate on me?

822
00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:21,458
The technology is amazing.

823
00:34:21,458 --> 00:34:23,959
It magnifies everything
ten times.

824
00:34:23,959 --> 00:34:25,083
It's ten times
the accuracy.

825
00:34:25,083 --> 00:34:26,792
No way.
I want a person.

826
00:34:26,792 --> 00:34:28,041
A person
will be controlling--

827
00:34:28,041 --> 00:34:29,792
People suck.

828
00:34:29,792 --> 00:34:31,417
<i>People have turned you</i>

829
00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:33,166
<i>from a guy with</i>
<i>a swollen tongue</i>

830
00:34:33,166 --> 00:34:34,959
into a guy with one eye,
one ball,

831
00:34:34,959 --> 00:34:36,458
and a stapled-on face.

832
00:34:36,458 --> 00:34:37,875
<i>If you want</i>
<i>someone to hold you</i>

833
00:34:37,875 --> 00:34:39,333
<i>while you cry yourself</i>
<i>to sleep at night,</i>

834
00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:41,250
choose warm and soft.

835
00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:43,458
If you want someone
to write you a poem,

836
00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:45,500
pick the sensitive loner.

837
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,625
<i>But if all you care about</i>
<i>is that something's done right,</i>

838
00:34:47,625 --> 00:34:48,917
pick the guy
with the metal head.

839
00:34:48,917 --> 00:34:50,083
No way.

840
00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:52,041
No way, no way.

841
00:34:52,041 --> 00:34:53,875
You gotta see this thing
in action before you say no way.

842
00:34:53,875 --> 00:34:55,000
Come on.
House.

843
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,417
<i>What are you doing?</i>

844
00:34:56,417 --> 00:34:58,667
Nothing.

845
00:34:59,792 --> 00:35:01,125
I'm not doing anything.

846
00:35:01,125 --> 00:35:02,625
Just throwing out ideas.

847
00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:04,750
I think you should put him
in a wheelchair,

848
00:35:04,750 --> 00:35:05,875
take him down
to the O.R.

849
00:35:05,875 --> 00:35:07,917
But I may be out of my mind.

850
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,375
Relax, Cameron.

851
00:35:19,375 --> 00:35:21,709
<i>I'm not going to cut you.</i>

852
00:35:21,709 --> 00:35:24,250
I just want to show
what this puppy can do.

853
00:35:24,250 --> 00:35:27,208
It can make
one-millimeter incisions.

854
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,250
You know how small that is?

855
00:35:29,250 --> 00:35:31,500
<i>It's small even in metric.</i>

856
00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:34,417
<i>If I do something</i>
<i>that doesn't make sense,</i>

857
00:35:34,417 --> 00:35:36,917
even to you,

858
00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:38,000
stop me.

859
00:35:48,709 --> 00:35:50,375
Delicate, no?

860
00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:11,709
[air blowing]

861
00:36:23,458 --> 00:36:24,583
House.

862
00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:26,375
Does that hurt?

863
00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:34,583
Seen enough?

864
00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:37,041
No.

865
00:36:37,041 --> 00:36:39,250
That wasn't a question.

866
00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:41,500
You either do this,
or you die.

867
00:36:44,834 --> 00:36:47,834
You've wasted
your life.

868
00:36:47,834 --> 00:36:49,458
Yeah.

869
00:36:49,458 --> 00:36:52,291
If only I'd spent more time
dedicating myself

870
00:36:52,291 --> 00:36:55,375
to finding someone
worthy to shoot.

871
00:36:55,375 --> 00:36:57,500
If I had killed you,
would it have mattered?

872
00:36:57,500 --> 00:36:58,625
<i>Not to me.</i>

873
00:36:58,625 --> 00:37:00,417
Have you got a pen?

874
00:37:00,417 --> 00:37:02,083
You don't care
if you live or die?

875
00:37:02,083 --> 00:37:03,709
I care because I live.

876
00:37:03,709 --> 00:37:05,542
I can't care if I'm dead.

877
00:37:05,542 --> 00:37:08,917
I don't want
to hear semantics.

878
00:37:08,917 --> 00:37:10,667
You anti-semantic bastard.

879
00:37:10,667 --> 00:37:14,291
Would anybody care
that the world lost that wit?

880
00:37:14,291 --> 00:37:16,166
Working here.

881
00:37:16,166 --> 00:37:18,166
<i>That's all right.</i>
<i>You don't have to say anything.</i>

882
00:37:18,166 --> 00:37:21,583
Just let me soak
into your subconscious.

883
00:37:21,583 --> 00:37:24,792
<i>You think that</i>
<i>the only truth that matters</i>

884
00:37:24,792 --> 00:37:27,208
<i>is the truth</i>
<i>that can be measured.</i>

885
00:37:27,208 --> 00:37:29,291
<i>Good intentions</i>
<i>don't count.</i>

886
00:37:29,291 --> 00:37:31,417
<i>What's in your heart</i>
<i>doesn't count.</i>

887
00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:34,041
<i>Caring doesn't count.</i>

888
00:37:34,041 --> 00:37:35,959
<i>But a man's life</i>
<i>can be measured</i>

889
00:37:35,959 --> 00:37:42,417
<i>by how many tears</i>
<i>are shed when he dies.</i>

890
00:37:42,417 --> 00:37:44,083
<i>Just because</i>
<i>you can't measure them,</i>

891
00:37:44,083 --> 00:37:47,959
<i>just because you don't want</i>
<i>to measure them,</i>

892
00:37:47,959 --> 00:37:50,917
<i>doesn't mean it's not real.</i>

893
00:37:56,250 --> 00:38:00,667
That does not make sense.

894
00:38:00,667 --> 00:38:03,166
<i>And even</i>
<i>if I'm wrong,</i>

895
00:38:03,166 --> 00:38:05,625
you're still miserable.

896
00:38:05,625 --> 00:38:09,417
<i>Did you really think</i>
<i>that your life's purpose</i>

897
00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:14,834
<i>was to sacrifice yourself</i>
<i>and get nothing in return?</i>

898
00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:17,500
<i>No.</i>

899
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:22,500
<i>You believe</i>
<i>there's no purpose to anything.</i>

900
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:26,667
<i>Even the lives you save,</i>
<i>you dismiss.</i>

901
00:38:26,667 --> 00:38:31,125
<i>You turn the one decent thing</i>
<i>in your life,</i>

902
00:38:31,125 --> 00:38:32,375
<i>and you taint it,</i>

903
00:38:32,375 --> 00:38:35,208
<i>strip it of all meaning.</i>

904
00:38:41,750 --> 00:38:45,917
<i>You're miserable for nothing.</i>

905
00:38:45,917 --> 00:38:48,000
<i>I don't know</i>
<i>why you'd want to live.</i>

906
00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:13,667
I'm sorry.

907
00:39:26,792 --> 00:39:29,250
I know what's wrong.

908
00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:35,375
House, get out of here.
You're not sterile.

909
00:39:35,375 --> 00:39:39,000
He'll be fine.

910
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,625
<i>(Chase)</i>
<i>Great.</i>

911
00:39:42,291 --> 00:39:43,750
What's he got?

912
00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:45,583
How come you guys
have never tried

913
00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:48,208
to yank me off this case?

914
00:39:48,208 --> 00:39:51,250
I'm having hallucinations.

915
00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:52,625
Blackouts.

916
00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:54,417
But you're always insane,

917
00:39:54,417 --> 00:39:56,458
and you're always right.

918
00:39:56,458 --> 00:40:01,000
I'm almost always
eventually right.

919
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,291
You have no way of knowing
when "eventually" is.

920
00:40:04,291 --> 00:40:06,959
Every time I've had
an epiphany on this one,

921
00:40:06,959 --> 00:40:09,583
you guys were right on board.

922
00:40:09,583 --> 00:40:10,709
<i>No challenges,</i>

923
00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:12,375
<i>no need to explain.</i>

924
00:40:12,375 --> 00:40:15,792
No offense, but either
you guys are getting smarter,

925
00:40:15,792 --> 00:40:17,375
or I'm getting dumber.

926
00:40:17,375 --> 00:40:19,125
We've worked with you
long enough to know--

927
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,375
I know the test results

928
00:40:20,375 --> 00:40:22,041
even before
you enter the room.

929
00:40:22,041 --> 00:40:24,291
We have identical knowledge.

930
00:40:24,291 --> 00:40:25,583
How is that possible?

931
00:40:25,583 --> 00:40:26,917
You're wrong.

932
00:40:26,917 --> 00:40:28,792
If something
doesn't make sense,

933
00:40:28,792 --> 00:40:31,208
one of your assumptions
has to be wrong.

934
00:40:31,208 --> 00:40:32,792
Because if something
doesn't make sense,

935
00:40:32,792 --> 00:40:34,500
it can't be real.

936
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:36,959
But what if
the faulty assumption

937
00:40:36,959 --> 00:40:39,625
is that it's real?

938
00:40:39,625 --> 00:40:42,417
House, you're losing it.

939
00:40:42,417 --> 00:40:44,458
I've lost it.

940
00:40:48,291 --> 00:40:49,917
Why did you stop me?

941
00:40:49,917 --> 00:40:51,375
Because I think
you're going to kill him.

942
00:40:51,375 --> 00:40:54,250
No, you don't think that.

943
00:40:54,250 --> 00:40:55,417
You know it.

944
00:40:55,417 --> 00:40:57,750
Because you're in my head.

945
00:40:57,750 --> 00:41:00,125
<i>As long as the delusion</i>
<i>makes sense,</i>

946
00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:02,917
my mind lets it go on.

947
00:41:02,917 --> 00:41:05,000
I have to make it
not make sense.

948
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,625
I have to...

949
00:41:06,625 --> 00:41:10,000
push it past the point
where it can trick my mind.

950
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,166
Hey, hey.

951
00:41:11,166 --> 00:41:12,375
<i>If this is a nightmare,</i>

952
00:41:12,375 --> 00:41:13,709
you're gonna wake up.

953
00:41:13,709 --> 00:41:15,250
If it's real,
you're killing a man.

954
00:41:15,250 --> 00:41:16,417
It's also possible

955
00:41:16,417 --> 00:41:17,875
that I may already be dead.

956
00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:19,875
But I don't believe
in the afterlife.

957
00:41:19,875 --> 00:41:21,000
House,

958
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,542
<i>go back to your room.</i>

959
00:41:22,542 --> 00:41:23,875
If this is a hallucination,
it's a good one.

960
00:41:23,875 --> 00:41:25,083
You're pain free,
you can walk--

961
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:26,208
It's not real.

962
00:41:26,208 --> 00:41:28,000
Therefore, it's meaningless.

963
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,166
I want meaning.

964
00:41:32,625 --> 00:41:33,709
[monitor beeping]

965
00:41:44,875 --> 00:41:46,750
[monitor flatlines]

966
00:42:13,375 --> 00:42:14,667
Oh, God.

967
00:42:48,417 --> 00:42:49,625
Goodbye.

968
00:42:49,625 --> 00:42:51,166
<i>(Foreman)</i>
<i>He was shot.</i>

969
00:42:51,166 --> 00:42:52,709
Twice.

970
00:42:52,709 --> 00:42:53,834
<i>Once in the abdomen,</i>
<i>once in the neck.</i>

971
00:42:53,834 --> 00:42:54,959
Hello.

972
00:42:54,959 --> 00:42:56,083
It's going to be okay.

973
00:42:56,083 --> 00:42:57,208
You're gonna be okay.

974
00:42:57,208 --> 00:42:58,458
You don't know nothing.

975
00:43:00,166 --> 00:43:01,500
Tell Cuddy...

976
00:43:02,792 --> 00:43:05,125
I want ketamine.

