1 00:00:03,629 --> 00:00:06,173 - [elevator dings] - [♪♪♪] 2 00:00:06,214 --> 00:00:08,509 - Hey. Sorry I'm late. - [sighs] 3 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:09,927 - The coffee guy was-- - Assaulting your head? 4 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:11,136 - What is going on up there? - Is it bad? 5 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:12,513 Before I answer that question, 6 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:13,722 do you currently have a knife on you? 7 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:15,474 - Yeah, several. - Then I love it. 8 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,058 It really... is hair. 9 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,477 It's bad, Rosa. 10 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:19,728 You look like Edna from "The Incredibles." 11 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:21,271 I'm sorry, don't stab me. 12 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:22,690 My girlfriend Jocelyn's been practicing 13 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:24,107 a bunch of different hairstyles on me. 14 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,651 She's in cosmetology school. 15 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:28,320 - Honestly, I don't know. - Is she... passing? 16 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,738 Well, let's get into this murder. 17 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,365 I'm hoping it's a dope one. 18 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:35,828 That's a bloody pizza pie. Mamma mia. 19 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:37,245 - No, it's okay. - [groans] 20 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:38,747 I can say that. I'm half Italian. 21 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,582 That's not the problem I had with it. 22 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:42,501 was running when we got here. Detectives. The vacuum 23 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,085 across the entire apartment. Smeared blood 24 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:45,420 Is this dope enough for you? 25 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:46,964 I mean, it's a bloody robot, Rosa. 26 00:00:47,006 --> 00:00:48,256 It's clearly a good start, but it's gonna take 27 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:49,591 more than that to be certified as dope. 28 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:51,134 - Name is Andrew Adams. - Who's the vic? 29 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,386 Kind of a boring name. Not dope. 30 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:53,888 He's an investigative reporter. 31 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:55,222 Dope. What was he investigating? 32 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:56,557 Chicken farming. 33 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:57,766 Sharp turn away from dopeness, 34 00:00:57,808 --> 00:00:59,434 but who found the body? 35 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:00,936 His boss called the cops when he didn't show up to work, 36 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:02,437 so he was found by Officer Darrell. 37 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,732 Officer Darrell? You are seriously undoping this. 38 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,483 You got anything else for me? Jen? 39 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:08,527 The apartment was locked from the inside. 40 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:09,987 Mysterious. Dope. 41 00:01:10,029 --> 00:01:11,488 And the alarm system was still armed. 42 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:12,781 Dope, dope, dope, dope. So hard to solve. 43 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:14,449 - Any surveillance cameras? - Oh, yeah. 44 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:15,951 - Tons of 'em. We checked 'em. - It's too easy. 45 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,619 But no one was seen going in or out. 46 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,120 So whoever did this was a ghost. 47 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:20,789 Yes! A ghost! 48 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:24,334 Oh! I officially declare this case... dope! 49 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:27,337 [theme music playing] 50 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:47,691 {\an8}walkthrough of a crime scene. Whoo! I love the first 51 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,443 {\an8}It's kind of like arriving at summer camp, 52 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:50,903 {\an8}except the lake is full of blood 53 00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:52,237 {\an8}and your bunk mate is dead. 54 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,114 {\an8}I think I might be bad at metaphors. 55 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:55,950 {\an8}So after Adams comes home from work, 56 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:57,325 {\an8}the only person who even approaches 57 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,953 {\an8}his doorway is this delivery guy? 58 00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:00,454 {\an8}Yeah, but he never enters the apartment. 59 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,205 {\an8}Hey, Rosa. Check it out. Triple digies! 60 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:04,583 {\an8}There's so much evidence, we hit triple digies. 61 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,460 {\an8}- Cool indeed. - Cool. 62 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:08,003 {\an8}But you know what's not cool? 63 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:09,713 {\an8}Our vic ordered his dinner from House of Lettuce. 64 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:11,882 {\an8}There's no way this guy knew he was gonna die. 65 00:02:11,924 --> 00:02:13,842 {\an8}No one would want lettuce as their last meal. 66 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:15,844 {\an8}For example, my last meal... 67 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,972 {\an8}is gon'st to be Sour Straws. 68 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:19,264 {\an8}You just keep those in your pocket? 69 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:20,724 {\an8}We face death every day. 70 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:22,267 {\an8}I gotta be prepared to go out on my own terms. 71 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,811 {\an8}I can't even think about eating. 72 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,687 {\an8}Smells like the brim of Scully's hat in here. 73 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:28,273 {\an8}That's the heat wave. It sped up body decomp. 74 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,275 {\an8}I guess you could say this mystery 75 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:31,777 {\an8}is straight outta decomp... 76 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:32,903 {\an8}...ton. 77 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:35,072 {\an8}No. Who are you? 78 00:02:35,114 --> 00:02:36,281 {\an8}I'm Franco McCoy. 79 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:37,574 {\an8}I'm running CSI and forensics. 80 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:39,242 {\an8}You two must be detectives. 81 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:40,661 {\an8}I can tell because you look pretty buttoned up. 82 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:42,412 {\an8}We're both wearing leather jackets. 83 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:43,705 {\an8}And I won this hoodie for eating a big pizza. 84 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,206 {\an8}Just do me a favor. 85 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:47,084 {\an8}Don't turn into a star humper around me or my squad, 86 00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:48,794 {\an8}because they make TV shows about us sometimes. 87 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,004 {\an8}What? They make shows 88 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,338 {\an8}- about us all the time. - Name one. 89 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:52,297 {\an8}- Never heard of it. - "Law and Order." 90 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:53,298 {\an8}- "NYPD Blue." - Nope. 91 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:54,466 {\an8}- "Miami Vice." - Nah. 92 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,634 {\an8}- "Hill Street Blues." - Pass. 93 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,176 {\an8}- Sounds dumb. - "The Wire." 94 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:58,679 {\an8}- Okay. That's a good one. - "Rizzoli & Isles." 95 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,263 {\an8}All right, if the heat is causing the smell, 96 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,598 {\an8}why don't we just turn on the air conditioning-- 97 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:02,933 {\an8}Whoa, whoa, whoa! That kind of air flow 98 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:04,351 {\an8}is gonna kick up all kinds of dust particles. 99 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:05,936 {\an8}That AC stays off, which means the odor in here? 100 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:08,605 {\an8}Only gonna get worse. Pro tip: plug your noses. 101 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:10,524 {\an8}Had this little bad boy custom-made 3-D printed 102 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:12,275 {\an8}to fit these sweet nosters. 103 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,193 {\an8}to abbreviate "nostrils"? Are you trying 104 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:16,279 {\an8}In CSI, we don't try. 105 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,700 {\an8}[nasally] We do, son. 106 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:22,911 {\an8}sort of okay meeting you. Okay. Well, it's been 107 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:24,830 {\an8}We're gonna turn our backs and ignore you now. 108 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,667 {\an8}Hey, Jake. You know what it's time for? 109 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,044 {\an8}I sure do. 110 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,879 {\an8}[both] Jake and Rosa's first impressions. 111 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,338 {\an8}Cast-off pattern on the far wall 112 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,673 {\an8}suggests upward knife slices. Jake? 113 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,008 {\an8}Wounds on the vic's back means 114 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:37,592 {\an8}he didn't see the killer coming. Rosa? 115 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,053 {\an8}Laptop, wallet, keys all in plain sight. 116 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:40,220 {\an8}No sign of forced entry. 117 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:41,596 {\an8}Doesn't connote a robbery. Jake? 118 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:42,931 {\an8}But it does connote that our killer 119 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:44,349 {\an8}was waiting for Adams in the apartment. 120 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,684 Did I just use the word "connote" correctly? 121 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:46,977 - You did. - Great. 122 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:48,520 Will you text that to Amy? 123 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:49,604 I don't want to say what using good vocabulary gets me. 124 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:50,856 - Sexual intercourse. - Okay. 125 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,357 - What? We're adults. - Gross. 126 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,109 [woman outside] I'm his mother! Let me in! 127 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:55,485 Rock-paper-scissors 128 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:57,112 for who has to talk to the vic's mom. 129 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:58,906 Deal. 130 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,115 It's a game of chance. How do you always win? 131 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:01,658 You always pick paper. 132 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,911 That is not true. Here, go again. 133 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:05,079 One more time. 134 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,288 All right, one more time. 135 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,749 One more time. 136 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:11,418 One more time. 137 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:12,878 All right, one more time. 138 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,421 One more time. 139 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:16,590 God, this reverse psychology is a bust! 140 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:18,466 Ma'am? I'm Detective Peralta. 141 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,427 This is Detective Diaz. 142 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:21,678 I'm so sorry for your loss. 143 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,222 Please tell me whatever you can. 144 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,598 Nobody will tell me anything. 145 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:25,933 I really wish that I could, 146 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:27,350 but we're just starting our investigation. 147 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,310 Now, is there anyone you can think of 148 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:30,854 that would want to hurt your son? 149 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:32,397 No! Everybody loved Andrew. 150 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,774 I don't know why this happened! 151 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:35,358 Please, you have to find who did this. 152 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,860 We're doing everything we can. 153 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:38,946 Promise me you'll find who did this. 154 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:41,656 - Ma'am, we can't promise-- - Promise me! 155 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,533 Andrew was my whole world. 156 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:45,368 I'm a single mom. 157 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,539 - I promise you. - [Rosa] Wow. 158 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:50,874 You really are an idiot. 159 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:52,042 Um, exsqueeze me? 160 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:53,627 Did you really just promise 161 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:55,129 a victim's family member we would solve a crime? 162 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,005 Oh, come on. I was just consoling her. 163 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,716 No. It was a full-on promise, and it wasn't just her. 164 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,426 - [radio static crackles] - Yes, Betty. 165 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,137 I promise I will find your friend's son's killer. 166 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,596 Yes, you can put your husband on. 167 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,181 I'll promise him too. 168 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:07,724 Okay, well, what's his number at work, then? 169 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:09,226 - Do you have a pen? - [static crackles] 170 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:10,644 You broke the number one rule 171 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:12,562 of dealing with a victim's family member. 172 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:13,897 - What were you thinking? - I don't know. 173 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:15,690 She reminded me of my mom, okay? 174 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,317 A single mother crying in the hallway? 175 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:18,860 Those are some of my best childhood memories. 176 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:20,237 - What, is that bad? - Jake. 177 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:21,488 Dude, you never make a promise, 178 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:23,115 because if we don't solve this, 179 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:24,741 you've given her false hope, and that is way worse. 180 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:25,951 Normally, I would totally agree with you, 181 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,744 but we're going to solve this case. 182 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:29,746 We have so much evidence. We hit triple digies! 183 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:32,249 We'll interview his friends and neighbors and coworkers. 184 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:34,042 Come on. We got this! 185 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,376 - We're Jake and Rosa! - And also Franco. 186 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:36,753 You're not a part of this, Franco. 187 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:37,545 {\an8}Your loss. 188 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:40,215 {\an8}[♪♪♪] 189 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:41,758 {\an8}My goodness. 190 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,593 Did Mother Gothel finally let you out of the tower 191 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,262 to see the lanterns that fly for your birthday? 192 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:47,055 - It was a "Tangled" burn. - What? 193 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:48,515 Charles and I watched it for bros night. 194 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:49,724 Cool. No, Jocelyn's learning 195 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:50,934 how to weave in hair extensions. 196 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:52,227 She wanted me to look nice 197 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:53,895 'cause I'm meeting her parents tonight. 198 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:56,355 Wow. Moving fast. Meetin' each other's parents. 199 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:58,275 Yeah. Well, I'm meeting hers. 200 00:05:58,317 --> 00:05:59,943 I still haven't talked to my mom since coming out, 201 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:02,403 so... it's kind of a bummer. 202 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:03,738 I don't really want to talk about this. 203 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,282 Can we find a segue? 204 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:06,825 What? You can't just say "let's find a segue." 205 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,243 - I just did. - Okay. 206 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:09,786 I talked to the neighbors. 207 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,079 Our vic had a party three nights before the murder. 208 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,413 I talked to everyone on the guest list. 209 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:13,456 They all have alibis, so I got nothing. 210 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:14,833 How did your interviews go? 211 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:15,959 Not great. I talked to his coworkers, 212 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,336 friends, and family. 213 00:06:17,376 --> 00:06:18,337 No one had a motive. Everyone loved him. 214 00:06:18,377 --> 00:06:19,963 The dumb jerk. RIP. 215 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,589 Did you promise any of them that you'd find the killer? 216 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:23,424 [laughs] Yes, his aunt. 217 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:24,801 She also reminded me of my mom. 218 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:26,303 Her name was Karen! 219 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:27,929 - Look, it's gonna be fine. - Jake! 220 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:29,556 This apartment is full of forensic evidence. 221 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:31,308 There is no way that CSI hasn't found something. 222 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:33,101 I have never been more confident in my entire-- 223 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,602 [gasps] I can taste the smell. 224 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:36,521 Ugh. You shouldn't be able to taste smells. 225 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,190 That's the heat cookin' the blood rot 226 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:39,858 right out of the floorboards. 227 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,361 Set scent to simmer. 228 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:43,653 Serve over rice. 229 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,404 Well... I hated that. 230 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:47,074 Just so you know, Franco, 231 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,616 we're not responding positively to you as a person. 232 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:50,493 Yeah. Maybe just give us an update on the labs. 233 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,246 Copy that. The victim was stabbed 30 times. 234 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:54,581 Coroner puts time of death between 6:00 p.m. 235 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:56,333 and 7:30 p.m. Sunday night. 236 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:57,542 Okay, and how many DNA matches did you find? 237 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:58,752 - What about hair? - None. 238 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,337 - Fingerprints? - Zero. 239 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:02,047 no matches of anything Zilcharoni. I have 240 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,049 on any criminal databases whatsoever. 241 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:05,759 Still feeling good about your promise, Jake? 242 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,594 Still feeling good about that haircut, Cousin It? 243 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:09,596 Franco, how did you guys not find anything? 244 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:11,014 You had 15 people in here. 245 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:12,266 First of all, [laughs] 246 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:13,392 you sound so ignorant right now. 247 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,768 I had 14 guys here. 248 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:15,810 Like I'd ever get approval for 15 guys. 249 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:17,396 That's insane. 250 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,106 Second of all, don't worry, Detective Kitty Cat. 251 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,857 I got one droplet of milk nestled at the top 252 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,276 of CSI's teat, so pucker up. 253 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:23,985 Just talk normal. 254 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:26,613 We tested the blood. 255 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:29,449 This splatter here belongs to the victim, 256 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:30,992 this to a second individual, 257 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,577 and that to a third. 258 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:33,870 Oh, hells, yes. 259 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:34,871 We might have some perp blood in here. 260 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,164 This is huge! 261 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,125 Rosa, we are gonna solve this case. 262 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,751 - What're you doing? - Texting my mom. 263 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,295 I mean, the vic's mom. 264 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:42,587 I know that it's bad that I said "my mom." 265 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,005 It's bad that you're texting her. 266 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:45,966 I know! 267 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:53,098 {\an8}Ah. Good morning, Rosa. 268 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,557 {\an8}I see you're still going out with Edward Scissorhands. 269 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,101 You seem particularly chipper this morning. 270 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,852 Indeed I am, because I finally tracked down 271 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:59,520 the guy who delivered our vic his final meal 272 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:00,897 and, in so doing, maybe saw the other two guys 273 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,649 who bled all over this apartment. 274 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:04,025 We don't know there were three people in this apartment. 275 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:06,027 Peralta. Diaz. Special delivery. 276 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:07,279 Delivery guy. 277 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:08,905 Wow, Franco, you're really getting lazy. 278 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:11,032 - You're lazy. - Even lazier. 279 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,909 Hello, sir. We'd like to ask you a couple of questions. 280 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:14,202 Okay, look, I ate a couple fries out of the bag, 281 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,578 but everybody does that. 282 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,456 - That's not why you're here. - Oh, snap. 283 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,581 Is this about weed? 284 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:20,583 - Should it be? - No? 285 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,169 You delivered food to the guy in this apartment at 6:40 p.m. 286 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:24,254 on Sunday, and within the hour, he was murdered. 287 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:26,089 That's horrible! What? How? 288 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:27,841 Don't worry. 289 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,592 We're definitely gonna catch the guy who did it, I promise. 290 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,094 - Stop promising people. - Not. 291 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,387 Did you see anything suspicious? 292 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:34,014 No. But I didn't go inside. 293 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,556 The guy came to the door. I just gave him the food. 294 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,142 And did you see or hear anyone else in the apartment? 295 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,810 No, just that one guy. 296 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:41,271 He ordered, uh, three beetroot zucchini wraps. 297 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:42,730 Three. Three disgusting wraps. 298 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,274 Three disgusting bloodstains. I knew it. 299 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:45,900 There were three people in there. 300 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:47,319 to go inside and let us know Will you be willing 301 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:48,736 if anything looks different to you? 302 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:51,072 Yeah. Sure, that's fine. I don't care. 303 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:52,991 [screams] Why would you show this to me? 304 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,827 Oh, I'm too high to see this. There's blood on the fish! 305 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,496 On the fish! 306 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,164 [Jake sighs] I always forget how weirdly numb 307 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,874 to horrific things we are. 308 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:02,334 Do you think it affects our souls 309 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:03,626 and the relationships we build with others? 310 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,170 - Oh, for sure. - Oh. 311 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,338 You must have seen something. 312 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:08,048 You delivered the food at 6:40, 313 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:09,716 and sometime before 7:30, Adams was stabbed to death. 314 00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:11,134 Stop saying "stabbed"! 315 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:12,302 What I saw in there forever changed me. 316 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:13,761 My heart is still pounding. 317 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,138 Wait... 318 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,473 Adams was wearing a smart watch, right? 319 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:17,640 Those things track your heart rate. 320 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,184 If we look at his phone, we can see 321 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,602 the exact moment that his heart stopped beating. 322 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:24,356 Here we go. Activities app. 323 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:25,732 And... boom. 324 00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:27,484 His heart rate dropped to zero at exactly 6:03. 325 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:29,361 The food wasn't even ordered until 6:16, which means-- 326 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:30,904 [both] The killer ordered the food! 327 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,780 Did I talk to a murderer? Oh, God. 328 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,366 Jake, this guy saw the perp. 329 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:35,700 We have to get him in front of a sketch artist. 330 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,118 Oh, yeah. I'm feeling it now, Rosa. 331 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,995 At this time tomorrow, we're gonna know 332 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,747 {\an8}exactly what our killer looks like. 333 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:42,749 {\an8}We have no idea what our killer looks like. 334 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:44,251 Well, that's not totally true. 335 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,877 We now know that the killer might look like 336 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,338 Seth Myers, Winona Ryder, or Bilbo Baggins. 337 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:49,964 The delivery guy kept starting over. 338 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,759 Apparently, he's always high. I'm sorry, man. 339 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,094 Our big break turned into nothing. 340 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,554 - Detectives. - Ah! Captain. 341 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,679 Did you come down here to take a look 342 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:57,931 at the two best detectives 343 00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:59,599 you've ever worked with in action? 344 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:00,850 The two best detectives I've ever worked with 345 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,185 are Montez and Dillman. 346 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,520 Oh. You never mentioned them before. 347 00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:04,938 They were excellent. 348 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,440 I'm here because Major Crimes wants this case. 349 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:07,690 I was hoping to tell them you have some leads. 350 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:10,235 I overheard you mention a Bill Bo-Baggins. 351 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,486 Should we bring him in? 352 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:12,987 Well, as much as I would love to meet him, 353 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,322 he is not a suspect. 354 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,032 - Okay, so who is? - At this time? 355 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,617 No one. 356 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:20,161 But... we are currently investigating no leads. 357 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,704 - So you have nothing? - Not nothing. 358 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,206 Jake made a new best friend. The vic's mom. 359 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:24,583 he'd solve the case. He promised her 360 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,126 - That's a rookie mistake. - Okay. 361 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,503 Fine. So maybe I'm not Montana and Dilbert. 362 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,130 Montez and Dillman! 363 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,006 And they would've remembered your name after one mention. 364 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:33,925 Because we're memorable, and they're not. 365 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,302 Turned it around. 366 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:36,719 - All right, look, Captain. - Nope. 367 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,430 Rosa and I are gonna solve this case. 368 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,181 The answer is in this room. We just have to focus 369 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:42,058 and let the room speak to us. Isn't that right, Room? 370 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,310 When you talk to the room, 371 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,644 I lose even more confidence in you. 372 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:46,521 Why? Oh, wait, I see it. All right. 373 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,022 Can you please just buy us some more time anyway? 374 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,899 Sir, I feel like we've earned this. 375 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:52,319 {\an8}- Fine. Work fast. - You got it. 376 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,195 {\an8}Okay. Let's look at the scene like we're seeing it 377 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:55,280 {\an8}for the first time with fresh eyes. 378 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,739 {\an8}Vic was face down. 379 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,158 {\an8}Cast-off splatter suggests upward knife slices. 380 00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,409 {\an8}No signs of forced entry. 381 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:00,910 {\an8}Laptop, wallet, keys were all there. 382 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,454 {\an8}[both] Doesn't connote a robbery. 383 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:03,871 {\an8}Wait a minute. Have we said this already? 384 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,290 {\an8}Are we just having the exact same conversation? 385 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:06,749 {\an8}- Cool. Moving on. - Yep. 386 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,335 {\an8}Windows and doors locked from the inside. 387 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,961 {\an8}Nobody in or out. 388 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,255 Think, think, think... Oh! 389 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,132 The upstairs neighbor and his best friend 390 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,009 drilled through the ceiling, murdered Adams, 391 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,512 bleed all over the apartment, then climbed back up 392 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,138 and sealed the hole behind them! 393 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,722 Negative, we would have found construction debris 394 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,266 and microscopic paint fibers. 395 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,976 The only thing that needs patching... 396 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,437 is that theory. 397 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:28,980 {\an8}Okay. New idea. 398 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,315 {\an8}We're gonna get inside the mind of the killer. 399 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,942 We eat the veggie wraps. 400 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,653 Here we go. 401 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,946 Oh, this sick bastard. 402 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:39,616 Oh, man. This is one twisted mother. 403 00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:41,368 Oh, the beets are raw. 404 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,203 This guy is demented, Rosa! 405 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:44,954 {\an8}Okay. All we have to do is figure out 406 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,414 {\an8}what kind of person can walk by cameras without being seen. 407 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,791 - Someone camouflaged as a wall. - Unlikely. 408 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,251 Harry Potter and his invisibility cloak. 409 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:51,878 - Not a real person. - Babadook. 410 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,087 - What about a Looper situation? - Doesn't exist. 411 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,381 It's not a Looper situation. 412 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:55,423 It could totally be a Looper situation! 413 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:56,466 It's not a Looper situation. 414 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:57,467 {\an8}This is my least favorite hair! 415 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,093 {\an8}Oh, my God, Rosa, come here. 416 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,179 {\an8}Look at the blood spatter. 417 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,097 {\an8}- Do you see what I see? - Uh, blood. 418 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,433 {\an8}In the exact shape of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. 419 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:09,020 {\an8}Pec, pec, delt, delt. Big Samoan tattoo. 420 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,231 {\an8}Rosa. I think I just made a connection. 421 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,233 {\an8}The number three is everywhere. 422 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,109 Three types of blood. Three people. 423 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:18,655 And guess what the tax was on the veggie wraps? 424 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,281 Three dollars. 425 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:24,160 And 19¢, but if you ignore the 19, then it's three! 426 00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,744 - Okay. You've lost your mind. - What? Who told you that? 427 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:26,913 Was it Room? 428 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,873 No. It's the fact that you think 429 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,625 the room has a voice and also you're working in your boxers! 430 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,253 To beat the heat, Rosa! To beat the heat! 431 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:34,504 If we can't turn on the AC, 432 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:35,880 that's not crazy, it's just smart. 433 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,924 Jake. I gave the case to Major Crimes. 434 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:40,468 What? You can't do that. I promised Luan! 435 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:41,928 Yeah, and now you can't let it go. 436 00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:43,804 The scene's yours, guys. 437 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,724 I'm sorry, Jake. It's over. 438 00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:47,934 Okay, Rosa, fine! I'll leave. 439 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,060 Come on, Room! 440 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,396 [♪♪♪] 441 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,398 - You left your pants. - I don't care! 442 00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,905 - Hey, Jake. - Ah! 443 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,115 Hello, Rosa, my coworker and friend. 444 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,617 Look, I know you're mad at me, 445 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:04,867 but I only gave away that case to help you. 446 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,411 You were acting like a lunatic. 447 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,746 Don't even worry about it. You were totally right. 448 00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:09,539 I was in way too deep, and honestly, 449 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,124 I feel so free not having to work 450 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,084 that case anymore, so thank you. 451 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,754 Cool, you're welcome. What's up with all the ketchup? 452 00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:16,963 Thank you for asking, Rosa. 453 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,506 It's for my hot dog. 454 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,840 Anyways, this has been a great chat, 455 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,635 but I better get back to my hot dog. 456 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,889 - Oh, wow. - Ah! Hey! 457 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,349 Rosa, guess what? 458 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:29,768 There was no hot dog. 459 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,269 Who's the lunatic now? 460 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,771 - Still you, Jake. - Yeah, right! 461 00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:34,397 There's nothing crazy about this, sister. 462 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:37,358 It's the crime scene: stove, kitchen island, 463 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,110 blood, and of course, the body. 464 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,320 [whispering] Hi, Rosa. 465 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,446 I'm the body. 466 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,947 Shh. Stay in character! 467 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,823 - Let's get that blood on you. - Roger that. 468 00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,576 [scoffs] You gave away my case, but guess what? 469 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:47,868 I spent two months in that apartment. 470 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,287 I can recreate it in my sleep. 471 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,955 - Have you slept? - No. 472 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,499 What the hell is going on in here? 473 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,208 Jake's gone insane because he promised 474 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,794 he'd solve her son's murder. the victim's mom 475 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,253 [Terry] Seriously? 476 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,172 You never promise a victim's relative anything. 477 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:00,839 Oh, please. Classic Terry. 478 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,676 Mr. Emotionless. Sgt. Cold Heart. 479 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:03,802 The man who bleeds ice. 480 00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:05,470 that rings true. I don't think 481 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,429 - Clean it up and get out. - No? 482 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,430 You've lost your mind. 483 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,640 What? That's not true! 484 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,057 Charles, tell him. 485 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,601 he does have a point. Well, actually, 486 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,269 Really? Oh, man, wow. 487 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,522 I guess it really does take your closest friends 488 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,856 to make you realize that you have crap friends 489 00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:21,319 that are idiots and are dumb and idiots! 490 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,738 I'm solving this. 491 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,114 there's a hot dog in here. Hey, we heard 492 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,616 No. Jake lied for no reason. 493 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,242 That son of a bitch! 494 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,828 {\an8}[♪♪♪] 495 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,498 - Oh, hey, babe. - [screams] 496 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,958 [grunts] Ugh! It's me, Jake! 497 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,002 I'm just working! What is wrong with you? 498 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,504 What are you doing? Why do you have a knife? 499 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,130 Why am I covered in red Post-its? 500 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,216 That's blood. You're the corpse. 501 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,551 [screams] Jake, who is that? 502 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,760 Franco McCoy. CSI. 503 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,178 He's helping me with the case. 504 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,304 For the record, I think it's weird 505 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,389 that I'm here too. 506 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,515 Both of you, get out! 507 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,558 Yeah, sounds good. 508 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,559 [Franco] Sorry to wake you. 509 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,643 Sweet dreams. 510 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,395 {\an8}Come on. 511 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,314 {\an8}Okay, so, no one went in, no one came out. 512 00:14:58,356 --> 00:14:59,774 The lab confirmed that the surveillance footage 513 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,860 wasn't tampered with. 514 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,404 So what happened in there, Olive Rosa? 515 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,239 - Ah! You can talk. - I don't know. 516 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,448 Oh. Rosa. 517 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,200 [laughs] It's just you. 518 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,118 I thought I was really going crazy for a second there. 519 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,829 It was just person Rosa. 520 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,455 You look like crap. 521 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:15,874 You look like a freshman at an all-women's college. 522 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,208 I don't think you're in a position 523 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,376 to be offering criticism right now. 524 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,294 More than fair. 525 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,629 I'm worried about you, man. 526 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,631 Yeah. I can't figure it out. 527 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,341 - Then you gotta let it go. - I can't do that either. 528 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,009 Look, I know you want to help this woman, 529 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,344 but there are other cases. 530 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,721 There are other people that need your help, 531 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,473 and right now, you're not helping anyone. 532 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:33,725 You gotta tell her it's over. 533 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,102 I don't know if I can do that. 534 00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:37,729 Then I'll go with you. 535 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,147 I forced you to be there when I came out to my parents. 536 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,025 I owe you. 537 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,235 All right. 538 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,321 We've exhausted every lead, [Jake] 539 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,532 we have checked every alibi, 540 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,785 every last piece of forensics, and we have followed 541 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,995 so I guess what I'm trying to say is... 542 00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:00,627 I can't find your son's killer. 543 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,671 I understand. 544 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,423 Thank you for trying as hard as you did. 545 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,966 I really hoped you'd find him. 546 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:09,051 Well, don't lose hope, because Major Crimes 547 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,178 is on the case as we speak, and they're very-- 548 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,680 Oh, they already contacted me. 549 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,974 Because it's been so long without any new leads, 550 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,184 they've labeled it a cold case. 551 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,854 They said I shouldn't hold out hope. 552 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,564 I'm sorry. 553 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:24,358 It's not you. 554 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,402 I just can't stop feeling guilty. 555 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:29,029 Andrew and I were not on the best of terms. 556 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,490 We had this huge fight, 557 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,493 and we hadn't spoken in almost a year. 558 00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:36,704 I just wish I could've made it right when I had the chance. 559 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,873 I'm very sorry to hear that, but I'm sure-- 560 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,374 We're gonna find your son's killer. 561 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:41,709 What? 562 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,503 Jake and I are jumping back on the case. 563 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,505 We'll make sure your son gets the justice he deserves. 564 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,214 I promise. 565 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,090 Thank you. 566 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:49,926 [♪♪♪] 567 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,307 Rosa? 568 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,893 [crying] She just reminds me of my mom. 569 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,979 Oh, boy. 570 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,943 {\an8}So, we gonna talk about what happened back there? 571 00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:08,695 I haven't seen someone cry that much 572 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,154 since Charles heard they were remaking "First Wives Club." 573 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,572 It sort of bothers me that my mom 574 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:12,949 hasn't talked to me since I came out. 575 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,116 Why don't you just give her a call? 576 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,117 Because I shouldn't have to. 577 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,744 It's her issue, not mine. 578 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,371 I mean, I'm glad I came out to her, it's just, 579 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,914 it's taking her way longer to come around 580 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:20,874 than I thought it would. 581 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,625 It sucks. 582 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,460 That's weird. The police tape's already gone. 583 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:25,920 released the scene yesterday. Oh, yeah, Major Crimes 584 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,630 they haven't had time But I'm sure 585 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,883 to clean up the evidence... 586 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,301 [Rosa] Oh, man, they emptied the place out. 587 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:33,511 Nothing left in here. 588 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,179 I can't believe this is how it ends. 589 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,223 Yeah. Is it weird that I miss the smell? 590 00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,599 [distant rustling] 591 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,894 Wait a minute, do you hear that? 592 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,353 I've spent 600 hours in this room, 593 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,730 and I have never heard that sound. 594 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:44,898 It's because the air conditioning's 595 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,065 never been turned on. 596 00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:47,692 It's coming from that vent. 597 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,820 [♪♪♪] 598 00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,321 I don't see anything. 599 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:55,491 Wait, there's a bend. 600 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,785 Oh, my God. 601 00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:01,247 There's food and water in here! 602 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:02,874 Rosa. We never saw the killer leave this apartment 603 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,458 because he never left. 604 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,960 But he couldn't have survived in there for months. 605 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,127 That's insane. 606 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,504 He wasn't back there for months. 607 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:09,714 He just waited for the body to be discovered 608 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,007 and then snuck out sometime after that. 609 00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,174 But this place was crawling with cops. 610 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,259 Which is exactly what he wanted. 611 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,552 He snuck out dressed like a cop. 612 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,678 Even if he had a uniform, 613 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,221 somebody would've recognized him. 614 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,723 - Not if his face was covered. - By a hazmat suit. 615 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,349 The CSI guys! 616 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:21,851 Franco said he had 14 techs, but didn't you count 15? 617 00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:23,811 I did count 15! My math was right! 618 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,438 Suck it, Mrs. Skanga! 619 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:26,814 She was my Algebra II teacher. 620 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,399 She threw a protractor at my head. 621 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,068 - She sucks. - She sucked! 622 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,527 Actually, she was very sweet. She believed in me. 623 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,404 {\an8}- Yeah. - Oh. 624 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,031 {\an8}Here's the security footage. 625 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,324 {\an8}It's rated G for Gonna Get Got. 626 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,827 {\an8}Less is more, Franco. Play the tape. 627 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,121 Okay, so there's us arriving. [Jake] 628 00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:43,414 Oh, man, is that how I walk? 629 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,999 - Should I change how I walk? - Yes. 630 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,500 - All right. Wait. Go back. - Yes. 631 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,294 Jake, we don't have time to fix your walk. 632 00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:49,712 It's gonna take a lot of work, and we're very busy. 633 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,422 Look at this guy. No. Look. 634 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,841 All the other techs are wearing booties, but he's not. 635 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,342 Follow that guy. 636 00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:00,431 Where's the footage from the bodega across the street? 637 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,225 [Jake] We have that? That is so crazy. 638 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,103 We are under surveillance at all times. 639 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,813 I'm sure it's fine and it won't backfire and ruin society. 640 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,773 Zoom in on his face. 641 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,650 That man's not CSI. [Franco] 642 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:11,567 No, Franco. 643 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:14,070 But he is about to say... 644 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,613 CS-Bye. 645 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,282 Yeah-ow! 646 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,284 Respect, Jake. Respect. 647 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,497 {\an8}Okay, Rosa. [Jake] 648 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,040 {\an8}- You know what it's time for. - I do. 649 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,458 {\an8}[both] Jake and Rosa's final impressions. 650 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,501 Your client's a hit man. 651 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,003 He snuck into the apartment 652 00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:31,170 during a party several nights earlier, 653 00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,421 hid in the vent for three days, 654 00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,132 then emerged and murdered Adams. Jake? 655 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,800 He then spilled bags of blood 656 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,301 that he stole from a blood bank all over the floor 657 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,095 the victim's vacuum cleaner and turned on 658 00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,972 as messy as possible. Rosa? to make the crime scene 659 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,765 there'd be extra crime techs, The messy scene meant 660 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,517 to sneak out in a hazmat suit, allowing your client 661 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:46,060 which records show he bought online. 662 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,603 Two weeks before the crime was committed. 663 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,105 My only question is, 664 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,314 who was behind all this? 665 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,150 I was hired by a chicken farmer. 666 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,442 Okay. Dopeness taking a late hit here, 667 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:54,986 but we still got you. 668 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,779 See you at the sentencing, peace, and we're out. 669 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:58,739 He's pleading guilty. 670 00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:00,074 Oh, thank God. 671 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,784 But why did he kill Andrew? 672 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,161 Was he doing something bad? 673 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,495 Not at all. [Jake] 674 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,788 He was about to publish an exposé 675 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,206 on a large-scale poultry farm 676 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,042 whose owner was bribing an FDA regulator. 677 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,584 He put a hit out on your son. 678 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,086 Well, is anybody going after him? 679 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,254 If they're not, then I will. I promise you. 680 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,925 - Come here. - Oh. 681 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,636 [mouths words] Why are you promising her? 682 00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,805 I can't help myself! [mouths words] 683 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,557 Good-bye, detectives. 684 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:25,808 Take care. 685 00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:29,020 I gotta say, we would not have solved that case 686 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,730 if you hadn't gotten involved emotionally. 687 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,940 Think we'd be better cops if we did that all the time? 688 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:33,941 Absolutely not, never again. 689 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,359 Yeah, it was a total nightmare. 690 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,819 You want to get a celebratory drink? 691 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,196 I would, but I'm actually meeting somebody. 692 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,530 Is it Jocelyn? Do I get to meet Jocelyn? 693 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,740 Oh, God, is she gonna try and cut my hair? 694 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,200 No. It's my mom. 695 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,450 I waited too long for her to come around 696 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,493 and call me, so I called her. 697 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,412 That is so great. 698 00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:48,081 Oh, no. Is she meeting you here? 699 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,373 Am I about to get caught in the middle 700 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:50,750 of all your weird awkwardness again? 701 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,794 {\an8}- Ah! Hello, Mrs. Diaz! - Hello, Jake. 702 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:56,296 {\an8}America's favorite mother! 703 00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:58,716 {\an8}[clears throat] 704 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:01,802 {\an8}So? 705 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,137 {\an8}So. 706 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,638 {\an8}So... 707 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,681 {\an8}Rosa's bi. 708 00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,016 {\an8}Yes, Jake, I remember. 709 00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,601 {\an8}Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool... 710 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,644 {\an8}- You don't have to stay, man. - Great. Thanks. 711 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,272 {\an8}It's really good to see you, Rosalita. 712 00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:15,149 {\an8}It's good to see you too. 713 00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:19,153 {\an8}- What did you do to your hair? - Mom! 714 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,446 {\an8}No, no, no, it's very cute, mija. 715 00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:21,405 {\an8}[groans] 716 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,490 {\an8}- Not a doctor. - Shh. 717 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,701 {\an8}Fremulon.