1 00:00:02,045 --> 00:00:04,134 [laughter and shouting] 2 00:00:12,229 --> 00:00:14,579 [whistle blows] 3 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:18,192 HIKE! 4 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:38,516 [school bell rings] 5 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:47,786 [boy] HEY. 6 00:00:49,919 --> 00:00:51,616 HEY. 7 00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:54,576 SO, UH, WHAT DID YOU WANT? 8 00:00:56,404 --> 00:00:58,145 IT'S TOO LATE NOW. 9 00:00:58,188 --> 00:00:59,233 TOO LATE FOR WHAT? 10 00:00:59,276 --> 00:01:00,234 I'LL TELL YOU LATER. 11 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:02,149 COME ON, THE BELL JUST RANG. 12 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:03,237 WE STILL GOT TIME. 13 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:08,198 I'M READY. 14 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:11,114 UH, YOU SURE? 15 00:01:11,158 --> 00:01:14,813 YEAH. 16 00:01:14,857 --> 00:01:16,989 WHY NOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN? 17 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:18,426 WHAT, YOU DON'T WANT TO ANYMORE? 18 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:19,992 YEAH, I DO. 19 00:01:20,036 --> 00:01:22,299 I'M JUST WONDERING WHAT CHANGED YOUR MIND. 20 00:01:22,343 --> 00:01:24,388 YOU DID. 21 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,004 NOW? 22 00:01:32,048 --> 00:01:33,397 IF YOU WANT. 23 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:41,188 [woman] EXCUSE ME. 24 00:01:41,231 --> 00:01:43,103 YOU TWO NEED TO COME WITH ME. 25 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,199 TAKE A SEAT. BUT WE DIDN'T-- 26 00:01:52,242 --> 00:01:53,678 [Ms. Washburn] YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BACK THERE. 27 00:01:53,722 --> 00:01:55,027 [boy] WE WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING. 28 00:01:55,071 --> 00:01:57,160 THAT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE TO ME. 29 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:58,727 PRINCIPAL FIELDS WILL BE BACK 30 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:00,511 AS SOON AS THE ASSEMBLY IS OVER. 31 00:02:00,555 --> 00:02:02,687 MS. WASHBURN, PLEASE, IF I GET ONE MORE REFERRAL, MY MOM-- 32 00:02:02,731 --> 00:02:04,036 [paper tearing] 33 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:06,300 BENCH. 34 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,137 WHO PUT SAND IN HER VAGINA? 35 00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:26,233 [Massive Attack's Teardrop] 36 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:34,284 ♪ 37 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:06,621 HEY, KIDS. 38 00:03:06,664 --> 00:03:09,189 HOW YOU BOYS DOING? 39 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:11,800 UH, CAN WE HELP YOU? 40 00:03:11,843 --> 00:03:14,542 I CERTAINLY HOPE SO. 41 00:03:14,585 --> 00:03:16,500 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? 42 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:18,589 A LAPTOP? 43 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:22,071 PASSWORD-PROTECTED LAPTOP 44 00:03:22,114 --> 00:03:24,116 THAT I NEED YOU NERDS TO HACK INTO. 45 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,162 NO INSECTICIDES OR TOXIC CLEANERS. 46 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,729 CHECK THE BATHROOM. 47 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:28,730 WHO ARE YOU? 48 00:03:28,773 --> 00:03:30,253 YOUR ROOMMATE'S DOCTOR. 49 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:32,168 YOU REMEMBER YOUR ROOMMATE, DON'T YOU? 50 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:35,302 I THOUGHT HE JUST HAD BRONCHITIS. 51 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:36,651 THAT'S WHAT THE MORONS 52 00:03:36,694 --> 00:03:38,609 AT THE RUTGERS STUDENT MEDICAL CENTER THOUGHT, 53 00:03:38,653 --> 00:03:41,395 WHICH MAY BE PART OF THE REASON HE JUST COUGHED UP A LUNG. 54 00:03:41,438 --> 00:03:44,224 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HE COUGHED UP A LUNG? 55 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:46,574 HE COUGHED... 56 00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:48,402 AFTER WHICH THE RESPIRATORY ORGAN 57 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:52,362 WHICH RESIDED IN HIS CHEST RESIDED IN HIS MOUTH... 58 00:03:52,406 --> 00:03:54,277 ACTUALLY, HIS HAND. 59 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,236 WELL, HIS MOUTH, THEN HIS HAND. 60 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:58,238 [Foreman] BATHROOM'S CLEAN. 61 00:03:58,281 --> 00:04:01,284 WHAT'S IN THIS? JUST SODA. 62 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:04,156 MIND IF I HAVE SOME?YOU WANT MY DRINK? 63 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,246 YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? 64 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:07,638 UH, YEAH. 65 00:04:07,682 --> 00:04:08,944 ACTUALLY, I DO. 66 00:04:08,987 --> 00:04:10,641 YOU BARGE INTO OUR ROOM, 67 00:04:10,685 --> 00:04:12,295 START LOOKING THROUGH OUR PERSONAL, PRIVATE STUFF, 68 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:13,905 DEMAND I HACK INTO A COMPUTER 69 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:15,733 I THINK I CAN SAFELY ASSUME DOESN'T BELONG-- 70 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:18,127 [gunshot] 71 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:20,564 OH, I'M SORRY. DID I BREAK YOUR CONCENTRATION? 72 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:22,740 PLEASE CONTINUE. 73 00:04:22,784 --> 00:04:26,396 YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT PERSONAL PRIVACY. 74 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:30,357 WHAT, YOU'RE FINISHED? 75 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,663 WELL, ALLOW ME TO RETORT. 76 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:34,056 [woman] WAIT A SECOND. 77 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:36,276 YOU'RE SAYING THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED? 78 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:38,190 ABSOLUTELY. 79 00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:41,368 [boy] YOU'RE LYING. 80 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:44,022 INTERESTING THEORY. CAN YOU PROVE IT? 81 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:46,286 DOCTORS DON'T CARRY GUNS. 82 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:47,765 THEY DON'T SHOOT PEOPLE, 83 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:50,333 AND THEY DEFINITELY DON'T SEARCH PATIENTS' HOMES. 84 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:52,379 PLUS, I'VE SEEN PULP FICTION-- 85 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:54,381 THE MOVIE YOU'RE TOTALLY RIPPING OFF. 86 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:58,689 HUH. 87 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:00,343 WAIT, UH, WAS IT TIMMY MORGAN? 88 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:02,780 I HAVE NO IDEA.IT HAD TO BE HIM. 89 00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:07,002 HE'S, LIKE, TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH OLD MOVIES. 90 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:09,874 PULP FICTION IS NOT AN OLD MOV--WHAT? 91 00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:11,223 SO YOU'RE HERE TO TALK 92 00:05:11,267 --> 00:05:13,182 TO THE PRINCIPAL ABOUT SOMETHING TIMMY DID? 93 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:14,575 [House] WITH TIMMY.OBLEM 94 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:18,100 AND EVEN IF I DID, I AIN'T NO SNITCH. 95 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:20,015 THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE? 96 00:05:20,058 --> 00:05:21,538 TO DIG MYSELF OUT OF A HOLE. 97 00:05:21,582 --> 00:05:24,715 INSTEAD I DUG A BIGGER ONE. 98 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:26,587 WHAT'D YOU DO? 99 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:27,675 WHAT'D YOU DO? 100 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:30,852 WHAT'D YOU DO? 101 00:05:30,895 --> 00:05:33,681 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE? 102 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:36,031 IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 103 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:39,251 ACTUALLY, IT'S NONE OF YOURS. I'M A DOCTOR. 104 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:40,296 IT'S A FEW DAYS OLD, 105 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,690 SO THAT'S NOT WHY YOU'RE HERE, 106 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:45,519 UNLESS YOU TWO GOT BUSTED FOR SOME SORT OF REVENGE PLOT. 107 00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:48,609 BUT THEN YOU'D LOOK ANGRY INSTEAD OF...ASHAMED. 108 00:05:48,652 --> 00:05:49,914 I'M NOT ASHAMED. 109 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:51,263 [House] INTERESTING. 110 00:05:51,307 --> 00:05:53,614 YOU DEFENSIVELY INSIST THAT YOU'RE NOT ASHAMED, 111 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:55,398 WHICH, OF COURSE, MEANS YOU ARE ASHAMED. 112 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:57,400 AND YET, YOU'RE THE VICTIM. 113 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:59,794 YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW SHE GOT THE BLACK EYE? 114 00:05:59,837 --> 00:06:02,492 TELL US WHY YOU'RE HERE FIRST. 115 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:04,146 ANYONE EVER TELL YOU YOU'RE ANNOYING? 116 00:06:04,189 --> 00:06:05,147 NO. 117 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:07,105 YES, ALL THE TIME. 118 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:08,368 BUT HE'S RIGHT. 119 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:10,979 YOU WANT TO KNOW? YOU FIRST. 120 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:15,375 I DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY. 121 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:18,116 I HAVE TO BE HERE, SO I FIGURED 122 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,467 I'D PUNCH UP THE STAKES IN THE FIRST ACT. 123 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:22,643 BUT WE DID, AND ALMOST ALWAYS DO, 124 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:24,296 SEARCH THE PATIENT'S HOME. 125 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:25,950 AND IF WE TELL THEM FIRST, 126 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:28,475 THEN THEY CAN HIDE SOMETHING THAT WE NEED TO KNOW 127 00:06:28,518 --> 00:06:30,955 IN ORDER TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM. 128 00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:33,088 WHY WOULD THEY HIDE SOMETHING THAT COULD BE KILLING THEM? 129 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:34,916 BECAUSE THEY ARE MORONS. 130 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:37,092 THEY'RE ALL MORONS, AND EVERYBODY LIES. 131 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:38,354 [boy] WAIT, IF EVERYBODY LIES, 132 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,965 THEN THAT MEANS YOU'RE LYING RIGHT NOW. 133 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:45,883 I DIDN'T SAY EVERYBODY ALWAYS LIES...ARISTOTLE. 134 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:49,887 AND ON THAT NOTE, UNLESS THERE ARE ANY QUESTIONS... 135 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:51,062 GOOD. 136 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:53,021 OH, DR. HOURANI... 137 00:06:53,064 --> 00:06:56,024 BEFORE YOU FINISH, 138 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:58,156 MAYBE YOU COULD DESCRIBE WHAT YOU ACTUALLY DO. 139 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:03,031 YOU KNOW, LIKE IF SOMEONE COMES IN FOR A ROUTINE PHYSICAL? 140 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:10,038 YOU WANT ROUTINE? 141 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:11,866 PLEASE. 142 00:07:11,909 --> 00:07:15,435 IT JUST FEELS KIND OF, LIKE, NUMB. 143 00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:18,525 YOU DO A LOT OF BICYCLE RIDING? 144 00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:20,831 NO. 145 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,529 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED? 146 00:07:22,572 --> 00:07:24,879 IT'S 12 YEARS NEXT MONTH. 147 00:07:24,922 --> 00:07:26,968 YOU HAVE SIX KIDS. 148 00:07:27,011 --> 00:07:28,839 MM-HMM. 149 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:30,275 WELL, YOU DON'T THINK IT COULD HAVE 150 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:31,842 ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT, DO YOU? 151 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:34,410 PROBABLY. 152 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,499 HOW OFTEN DO YOU USE YOUR VIBRATOR? 153 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:39,023 EXCUSE ME? 154 00:07:39,067 --> 00:07:41,504 YOUR BATTERY-OPERATED BRAD PITT. 155 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,724 AFTER GIVING THE GIFT OF LIFE 156 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:45,334 TO SIX EIGHT-POUND, FOUR-OUNCE WRECKING BALLS, 157 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:49,033 I THINK I CAN SAFELY ASSUME IT'S AN INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH MODEL? 158 00:07:49,077 --> 00:07:51,383 DR. HOURANI, PLEASE. 159 00:07:53,081 --> 00:07:55,213 YOU WANTED ROUTINE. 160 00:07:55,257 --> 00:07:57,085 AM I DONE? 161 00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:58,956 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST MOVE ON. 162 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,349 NO PROBLEM. 163 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:01,829 [Ms. Corwin] I MEANT WITH YOUR TYPICAL DAY. 164 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:04,092 I ASSUME YOU SEE MORE THAN ONE PATIENT? 165 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:06,094 NOPE. 166 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:09,576 OKAY. 167 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:13,014 THEN I GUESS WE WILL MOVE ON TO OUR NEXT GUEST. 168 00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:15,103 WAIT, IF YOU ONLY SEE ONE PATIENT, 169 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:16,974 WHAT DO YOU DO THE REST OF THE DAY? 170 00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:26,549 DR. HOURANI? 171 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:36,864 JUST IN TIME FOR LUNCH. 172 00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:38,648 BY LUNCH, YOU MEAN A CONFERENCE CALL WITH THE BOARD, 173 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:42,913 AND BY JUST IN TIME, YOU MEAN, 20 MINUTES LATE. 174 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:45,350 I MEANT SEX... 175 00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:47,178 BY LUNCH. 176 00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:50,834 HOW ABOUT WE START WITH A SMALL TOSSED SALAD? 177 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:54,229 AS OF THIS MORNING, I'M ON A DIET. 178 00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:05,501 MEANING? 179 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,721 I TOLD YOU, I'M BUSY. 180 00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,200 NO, YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BUSY 181 00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:10,637 20 MINUTES AGO. 182 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,203 BUT YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY ABLE TO PUT THEM OFF THEN, 183 00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:14,031 THERE'S NO REASON YOU CAN'T PUT THEM OFF NOW. 184 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:15,946 HOW ABOUT, "I WANTED TO THEN, 185 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:19,080 AND NOW I DON'T"? 186 00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:20,951 GET YOUR FINGER OFF MY PHONE. 187 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:23,171 WE OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOMETHING WE NEED TO DISCUSS. 188 00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:25,129 NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME. 189 00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:26,522 IF YOU'RE MAD BECAUSE YOU DON'T FEEL 190 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,176 YOU'RE GETTING THE NECESSARY AMOUNT OF AFFECTION, 191 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:30,004 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK. 192 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:32,180 SERIOUSLY, NOT NOW. 193 00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:34,443 IF MEMORY SERVES, I ENJOYED A HEALTHY SUNDAY BRUNCH. 194 00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:36,358 SO YOUR INSINUATION-- 195 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:37,359 OW! 196 00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:39,361 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU! 197 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:41,189 YOU ARE MY PROBLEM. 198 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:44,366 YOU ARE THE MOST SELFISH, SELF-CENTERED SON OF A BITCH 199 00:09:44,409 --> 00:09:46,020 ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET. 200 00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:48,370 AND I'M SICK OF IT. 201 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:52,026 I'M JUST...DONE. 202 00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:55,595 I CAN'T DEAL WITH YOU ANYMORE. 203 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,118 [dialing phone number] 204 00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:07,781 SO THAT'S WHAT A TYPICAL DOCTOR DOES ON A TYPICAL DAY. 205 00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:09,913 ANY QUESTIONS? 206 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:17,617 WHAT'S A VIBRATOR? 207 00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:29,759 WHY WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND SO MAD? 208 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:30,978 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 209 00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:33,197 WELL, OBVIOUSLY IT MATTERS. 210 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:35,025 I MEAN, IF SHE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND, 211 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,984 YOU SHOULD CARE HOW SHE FEELS. 212 00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:39,421 I MEAN, IT DOESN'T MATTER TO THE STORY. 213 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:41,945 IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE STORY. 214 00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:44,600 IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT DOES MATTER. 215 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,429 YOU DON'T KISS HER ENOUGH-- IS THAT THE PROBLEM? 216 00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:49,039 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 217 00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,259 WHICH, BY YOUR DEFINITION, MEANS IT IS. 218 00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:55,350 WE KISS PLENTY. 219 00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:57,439 YOUR TURN. 220 00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:58,701 THEN WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 221 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,007 YOUR TURN. 222 00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:03,184 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 223 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,664 EXCUSE ME. 224 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:07,101 WHEN EXACTLY WILL THE COMMANDANT BE BACK? 225 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:09,451 SHOULDN'T BE MUCH LONGER, SIR. 226 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:17,067 WELL? 227 00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,506 OH, SO NOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA TALK. 228 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:24,509 THAT'S REAL MATURE. 229 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,948 [Zack] ALL RIGHT, FINE. 230 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:30,341 WE GOT BUSTED FOR KISSING BEHIND THE SCHOOL. 231 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,256 NOW YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE. 232 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,258 SO TELL US WHY YOU'RE HERE. 233 00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:35,912 THE DEAL WAS ABOUT THE BLACK EYE. 234 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:38,132 AND WE DIDN'T KISS. 235 00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:41,439 SO YOU WERE JUST MAKING HIM BEG, HUH? 236 00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:43,050 I DIDN'T HAVE YOU PEGGED AS A TEASE. 237 00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:44,355 I'M NOT A TEASE. 238 00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:46,531 THE AVAILABLE EVIDENCE SUGGESTS OTHERWISE. 239 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:47,968 I'M NOT A TEASE. 240 00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:49,143 PROVE IT... 241 00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:55,889 BY--BY TELLING ME YOUR STORY. 242 00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,113 YOU'RE A PATHETIC LOSER, JERK! 243 00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:05,202 AND I WOULDN'T KISS YOU IF I HAD BRAIN CANCER 244 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:08,162 AND YOUR LIPS WERE THE CURE! 245 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,776 SHE ACTUALLY SAID THAT? 246 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,300 WELL, YEAH, THAT WAS, LIKE, TWO DAYS AGO.IT DOESN'T MATTER. 247 00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:18,999 I CLEARLY DIDN'T LEAD HIM ALONG OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, 248 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:21,741 WHICH PROVES I'M NOT A TEASE. 249 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,873 SO WHY IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND MAD AT YOU? 250 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,528 I'M GETTING A KIND OF BOSSY VIBE. 251 00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,138 I TAKE IT YOU'RE INTO THAT. 252 00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,097 DON'T ANSWER! 253 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:31,794 YOUR TURN. 254 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,755 [coughing] 255 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,931 WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM, SIR? 256 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,541 I'M HAVING MORE DIFFICULTY BREATHING 257 00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:41,108 AND SOME PAIN IN MY CHEST. 258 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:42,936 YOU'RE NEW, AREN'T YOU? 259 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:44,067 [coughing] 260 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:46,069 UH, YEAH, I JUST MOVED FROM CHICAGO. 261 00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:47,810 CHICAGO'S AWESOME. WHAT PART ARE YOU FROM? 262 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:50,334 [coughing] 263 00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:51,814 WE NEED TO GET A CHEST C.T. 264 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,163 EXCUSE ME, I'M THE SENIOR TEAM MEMBER, 265 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,556 WHICH MEANS WE DON'T NEED ANYTHING 266 00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,340 UNLESS I SAY WE NEED IT.[coughing] 267 00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:59,822 DO YOU WANT TO HAVE AN AFFAIR? YOU WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME? 268 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:02,782 YOU CAN'T TALK TO HER LIKE THAT. I'M TELLING CUDDY. 269 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:05,045 WE NEED A CHEST C.T. 270 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,873 [both] GET IT YOURSELF. 271 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,049 ISN'T THAT, LIKE, SEXUAL HARASSMENT? 272 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,833 NOT IF YOU'RE GOOD-LOOKING. 273 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:14,097 EXCUSE ME? 274 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,838 YOU SAID THE ONE GUY WAS SHORT WITH A BIG NOSE. 275 00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:18,232 GUESS THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING THAT'S BIG. 276 00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:19,189 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 277 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,626 IT MEANS HE'S LYING... AGAIN. 278 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:25,021 BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! 279 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:28,416 [Timothy] THAT'S SO EASY. 280 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:32,028 A FEW GOOD MEN. 281 00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:33,987 OKAY, I GIVE UP. 282 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,076 I THINK WE SHOULD MOVE ON 283 00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,686 TO OUR NEXT GUEST. 284 00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:40,080 MR. DRYDEN... 285 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:44,519 UH, WORKS FOR ONE OF THE LARGEST ADVERTISING AGENCIES 286 00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:46,608 IN NEW YORK CITY. BORING! BORING! 287 00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,610 CAN WE AT LEAST HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PATIENT? 288 00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:51,482 [students clamoring] 289 00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:57,401 IF DR. HOURANI PROMISES TO-- 290 00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:58,968 PATIENT'S DEAD. 291 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:04,321 FLOOR IS YOURS, DON. 292 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,193 DAVE. 293 00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:07,498 [Timothy] HE'S NOT DEAD. 294 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,239 YOU SAID EARLIER HE WAS STILL IN THE HOSPITAL. 295 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,285 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?HE'S GOT A COUGH. 296 00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:12,721 YOU SAID HE COUGHED UP A LUNG. 297 00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:15,028 WHAT ABOUT THE LAPTOP?WHO CARES ABOUT THE LAPTOP? 298 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,421 YEAH, AND HE ALREADY SAID HE WAS LYING ABOUT THAT, YOU MORON. 299 00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:18,640 [Ms. Corwin] GABE... 300 00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,729 WE DO NOT USE THAT WORD HERE. HE DID. 301 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,296 YEAH, AND I WAS TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU. 302 00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:25,081 [all] OOH. 303 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,170 DR. HOURANI, PLEASE, 304 00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:31,305 COULD YOU JUST FINISH, QUICKLY, SO WE CAN MOVE ON? 305 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:39,226 [medical alarms blaring] 306 00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:40,880 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG. 307 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,447 HE WAS STABLE FOR A WHILE, AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE JUST-- 308 00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:44,709 [Masters] BRONCHIAL INFECTION MUST BE 309 00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:46,668 FROM A DRUG-RESISTANT STRAIN. 310 00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,235 O-2 SATS ARE PLUMMETING. 311 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:50,672 [coughing]WE NEED TO GET HIM ON A BRONCHODILATOR 312 00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,804 BEFORE HE GOES INTO RESPIRATORY ARREST.SUCTION, SIT HIM UP. 313 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:55,198 START BLOW BY OXYGEN. 314 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:58,288 [coughing, gagging] 315 00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:01,465 [moaning, breathing heavily] 316 00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:06,166 WHAT IS THAT? 317 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,908 I THINK IT'S HIS... 318 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:11,475 IT'S HIS LUNG. 319 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,093 THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED? 320 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:22,095 [House] YES, IT REALLY HAPPENED. 321 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:26,621 I TAKE CASES THAT OTHER DOCTORS FAIL TO DIAGNOSE, 322 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,840 WHICH IS WHY I ONLY TAKE ONE AT A TIME. 323 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,886 MY CURRENT PATIENT IS A COLLEGE STUDENT. 324 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,540 HE'S ACTUALLY IN THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW. 325 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:36,631 AND, YES, HE REALLY DID COUGH UP A LARGE PORTION 326 00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,285 OF DEAD LUNG TISSUE. 327 00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:41,114 HOW'S THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? 328 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:44,291 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. 329 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:47,294 NO, SHE DID LITERALLY SAY THAT. 330 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,296 HOW'S THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? 331 00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,254 PRIMARY SQUAMOUS CARCINOMA COULD CAUSE 332 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,690 LUNG TISSUE TO BASICALLY DISINTEGRATE. 333 00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,301 IT'S NOT CANCER. F.O.B. WAS NORMAL. 334 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,693 [Chase] IT'S NOT AN INFECTION EITHER. 335 00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:57,695 BROAD-SPECTRUM ANTIBIOTICS HAVEN'T HAD ANY EFFECT. 336 00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,393 WHO PASSWORD-PROTECTS A COMPUTER 337 00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:02,396 THEY KEEP IN A LOCKED DESK IN A LOCKED OFFICE? 338 00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:03,919 SOMEONE WHO WORKS WITH SOMEONE WHO THINKS IT'S OKAY 339 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,747 TO BREAK INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S HOMES? 340 00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:08,141 [Foreman] AN AMEBIC LIVER ABSCESS COULD RUPTURE 341 00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:10,186 THROUGH THE DIAPHRAGM INTO THE THORAX. 342 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:12,841 NOT WHEN HIS LIVER-FUNCTION TESTS ARE ALL NORMAL. 343 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,322 HIS DORM MATES ARE COMPUTER SCIENCE MAJORS. 344 00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,454 IF THEY'RE FABRICATING CHIPS, THEY COULD BE WORKING 345 00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:19,369 WITH ALL KINDS OF DIFFERENT TOXIC SOLVENTS. 346 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:22,546 WE NEED TO SEARCH THE DORM. 347 00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,374 "WE"? 348 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,724 OUI. ALLONS-Y. 349 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,248 WHILE WE'RE OUT, 350 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,989 DO A THORASCOPIC LUNG BIOPSY 351 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,425 AND A C-ANCA, 352 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,427 BECAUSE IT'S SARCOIDOSIS. 353 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:36,386 [Taub] BUT IF YOU THINK IT'S SARCOIDOSIS, WHY ARE YOU... 354 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:39,389 SO YOU REALLY DID FORCE HIS ROOMMATE 355 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:40,608 TO HACK INTO THE LAPTOP? 356 00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:42,610 WHY WOULD I LIE? 357 00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,220 BUT WHOSE LAPTOP IS IT? 358 00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:45,830 IT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S, ISN'T IT? 359 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,789 SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND. 360 00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:50,009 I'M JUST INTERESTED IN HER BECAUSE SHE'S A CLIENT, 361 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,011 AND SHE SLEEPS ABOVE HER COVERS-- 362 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:54,274 FOUR FEET ABOVE HER COVERS. 363 00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:55,927 WHAT? 364 00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:57,538 GHOSTBUSTERS. 365 00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,366 SO THAT'S WHY SHE'S SO MAD-- 366 00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,237 YOU LOOKED THROUGH HER COMPUTER? 367 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:04,110 NO, THAT PART HAPPENED AFTER SHE GOT MAD. 368 00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:05,502 FIRST SHE GOT MAD. 369 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,549 THEN I STOLE HER COMPUTER TO FIX THINGS. 370 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,855 AND THEN WE GOT THE CASE. 371 00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:13,380 WAIT, SO YOU TRIED TO FIX YOUR RELATIONSHIP 372 00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:15,251 BY STEALING HER COMPUTER? 373 00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:18,646 WELL, WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT... 374 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,517 YES. 375 00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:23,346 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE MORON. 376 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:27,481 [all] OOH! 377 00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:55,770 I CAN ALSO GET THREE SETS OF GOLF CLUBS IN THERE. 378 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,308 [Timothy] NO WAY. 379 00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:14,310 YOU DIDN'T GET HER LAPTOP 380 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,530 BY BLOWING DOWN THE DOOR OF HER OFFICE. 381 00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:18,445 THAT'S FROM THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTFOOT. 382 00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:22,753 JUST SEEING IF YOU'RE STILL PAYING ATTENTION. 383 00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:25,365 IT WAS ACTUALLY MORE SUBTLE. 384 00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:32,894 THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR-- 385 00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,678 THE STEVE MCQUEEN VERSION. 386 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:37,464 JUST TELL US THE TRUTH ALREADY. [Dryden] EXCUSE ME. 387 00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,988 BUT THERE ARE OTHERS HERE WHO WOULD LIKE A CHANCE TO SPEAK. 388 00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,729 GO RIGHT AHEAD. 389 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,948 [all] NO! 390 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,866 AUDIENCE IS ALWAYS RIGHT. 391 00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,871 [scoffs] LUKE. 392 00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:56,439 IT WASN'T ME. 393 00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,573 MA'AM, ARE YOU OKAY? 394 00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,444 CAN YOU HEAR ME? 395 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:04,926 OOH, WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 396 00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,362 UGH. 397 00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:11,889 [Southern accent] SMELLS LIKE A GAS LEAK. 398 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,587 [woman] CALL DR. CUDDY. 399 00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:16,894 [commotion] 400 00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:23,074 [woman] YOU POISONED A ROOM FULL OF PATIENTS 401 00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:25,381 SO YOU COULD STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S LAPTOP? 402 00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:27,644 I DIDN'T POISON ANYBODY. 403 00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:31,866 I SPILLED SOME HYDROGEN SULFIDE AND AMMONIA ON THE FLOOR, 404 00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:34,390 THINKING THE STENCH WOULD CLEAR THE PLACE OUT. 405 00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,523 BUT INSTEAD OF BREATHING THROUGH HIS NOSE, 406 00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:39,265 SOME IDIOT DECIDED TO HOLD HIS BREATH. 407 00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,267 HE PASSES OUT, AND BEFORE I KNOW IT, 408 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:47,186 THE PLACE IS A PERFECT STORM OF MASS HYSTERIA... 409 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,970 ALTHOUGH IT WORKED OUT JUST AS WELL. 410 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,493 [Colleen] THEY'RE MORONS. 411 00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,234 AGREED. 412 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,410 NO, NOT THE PATIENTS, THE KIDS. 413 00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:56,325 IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU STOLE IT. 414 00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:57,979 WHAT MATTERS IS WHY. 415 00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:01,461 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE STARTING TO REMIND ME OF SOMEONE. 416 00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:04,420 I DIDN'T ASK HOW YOU STOLE IT. I ASKED WHY. 417 00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:07,118 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? 418 00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:08,468 YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL WHY SHE'S MAD 419 00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:09,904 BY READING BUDGET SPREADSHEETS 420 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:12,123 AND PER DIEM SCHEDULES? 421 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:13,429 I KNOW WHY SHE'S MAD. 422 00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,388 WHAT I NEED TO KNOW IS HOW TO MAKE HER UN-MAD. 423 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,259 AND STEP ONE IS GAINING ACCESS 424 00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:18,652 TO THE JOURNAL ON HER LAPTOP, 425 00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:21,524 WHERE SHE RECORDS HER INNERMOST THOUGHTS... 426 00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:24,005 INSTEAD OF JUST WATCHING PORN WITH ME. 427 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:26,964 OH, GROW UP. 428 00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:30,533 IF PORN WAS BAD, WHY WOULD THERE BE SO MANY NUNS IN IT? 429 00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:32,535 WHY IS SHE MAD? 430 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:33,710 [House] I WAS MYSELF, 431 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,277 WHICH, BY THE WAY, 432 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:37,975 SHE'S SUPPOSED TO LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY. 433 00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,934 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 434 00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,805 WE HAD A GREAT WEEKEND. 435 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:45,766 WENT TO A BLUES CLUB, WE WATCHED CINDERFELLA ON DVD. 436 00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:46,810 AND? 437 00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,638 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 438 00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:51,250 SHE'S BEING UNREASONABLE, AND I HAVE TO FIX IT. 439 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:52,555 I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO HER. 440 00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:55,254 I NEED SOMETHING BIG.BECAUSE? 441 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:58,126 WE'RE PAST THAT. 442 00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:03,697 HAVE YOU TRIED CHILDHOOD PET NAMES? 443 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,133 I DON'T KNOW HER PETS. 444 00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,439 SHE'S NEVER MENTIONED A PET? 445 00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:10,573 WELL, YEAH, BUT I WASN'T LISTENING. 446 00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:13,620 SHE'S NOT MAD BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER A DEAD DOG'S NAME. 447 00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:17,101 HER FIRST DOG WAS RONALDO. 448 00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:19,887 IS THAT R-O OR R-E-Y? 449 00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:22,455 I DIDN'T ASK. TRY BOTH.[knock at door] 450 00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:24,326 JUST GOT A CASE FROM THE E.R. 451 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,545 RUTGERS STUDENT CAME IN 452 00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:27,286 WITH WHAT LOOKED LIKE ACUTE BRONCHITIS. 453 00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,288 BUT THERE'S NOTHING IN HIS BLOOD OR SPUTUM CULTURES. 454 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,898 DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME YOU PEOPLE 455 00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:32,639 STOP LOOKING TO THE WHITE MAN TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS? 456 00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:34,205 HIS O-2 SATS ARE IN THE TOILET. 457 00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:35,685 IF WE DON'T FIGURE OUT WHAT'S ATTACKING HIS-- 458 00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:37,165 SO FIGURE IT OUT! 459 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,210 I'M BUSY. 460 00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:44,564 [girl] THAT CAN'T BE TRUE. 461 00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:46,435 WHY NOT? 462 00:21:46,479 --> 00:21:51,397 'CAUSE IF HE WAS DYING-- I MEAN, YOU'RE A DOCTOR. 463 00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:56,750 PATIENTS DIE EVERY DAY. 464 00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:59,796 NOT ALL OF THEM ARE INTERESTING. 465 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:15,334 YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED EITHER QUESTION. 466 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:18,989 SHE WAS MAD BECAUSE SHE'S GENETICALLY PROGRAMMED 467 00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:21,209 TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF EVERY LITTLE THING. 468 00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:24,299 SO SHE'S MAD 'CAUSE SHE'S A GIRL. 469 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,824 AND NOW SHE'S MAD BECAUSE SHE'S PROGRAMMED 470 00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:30,827 TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF EVERY LITTLE THING. 471 00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:34,135 ACTUALLY, SHE'S NOT LIKE THAT. WHY ARE YOU STICKING UP FOR HER? 472 00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:36,398 SHE SAYS YOU'RE A PATHETIC JERK AND SHE HATES YOU. 473 00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:38,313 THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 474 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,575 IT WAS TWO DAYS AGO. 475 00:22:39,619 --> 00:22:41,447 AND IT WASN'T EVEN TRUE THEN. 476 00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:44,319 HOW DO YOU KNOW?BECAUSE I KNOW HOW YOU THINK. 477 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,365 [scoffs] REALLY? 478 00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:47,627 REALLY. 479 00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:50,412 REALLY? 480 00:22:50,456 --> 00:22:53,328 [children cheering] 481 00:23:05,775 --> 00:23:06,733 HEY. 482 00:23:06,776 --> 00:23:09,344 UH, AND NO PECK ON THE CHEEK. 483 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,956 IT HAS TO BE ON THE LIPS. 484 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,829 [House] WINNING A BET TO FORCE HER TO KISS YOU 485 00:23:15,872 --> 00:23:17,352 ACTUALLY CUTS AGAINST YOUR THEORY 486 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,745 THAT YOU KNOW HOW SHE THINKS. 487 00:23:18,788 --> 00:23:20,442 I WASN'T FORCING HER TO DO ANYTHING 488 00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:22,226 THAT SHE DIDN'T WANT TO DO. 489 00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:25,142 YOU'RE HOPING FOR A CAREER IN THE NBA OR THE NFL? 490 00:23:25,186 --> 00:23:26,796 THE BET LET HER DO WHAT SHE WANTED TO DO 491 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,624 WHILE STILL BEING ABLE TO ACT LIKE SHE DIDN'T, 492 00:23:28,668 --> 00:23:30,104 SO HER FRIENDS WOULDN'T GET ALL, LIKE, 493 00:23:30,147 --> 00:23:32,106 CALLING HER A SLUT OR SOMETHING. 494 00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:34,717 NOT THAT IT'S SLUTTY OR ANYTHING. 495 00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:37,416 IT'S JUST A KISS. 496 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:41,158 NOT EVEN CLOSE TO TRUE. 497 00:23:41,202 --> 00:23:42,769 [sighs] 498 00:23:42,812 --> 00:23:46,468 I JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE I'D LOSE. 499 00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:47,991 AH, NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE. 500 00:23:49,819 --> 00:23:51,430 NO, WE'RE NOT. 501 00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:53,344 OH, I THOUGHT WE WERE. 502 00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:54,563 NO, YOU THOUGHT WE WEREN'T, 503 00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:56,217 AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT, 504 00:23:56,260 --> 00:23:59,873 BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL US WHY WAS SHE MAD AT YOU! 505 00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:04,007 YOU TELL US YOU DON'T WANT TO DO YOUR JOB 506 00:24:04,051 --> 00:24:05,444 BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY TRYING TO BREAK 507 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,271 INTO YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S LAPTOP TO FIGURE OUT A WAY 508 00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:08,621 TO MAKE HER NOT MAD AT YOU. 509 00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:09,970 BUT YOU DON'T TELL US 510 00:24:10,013 --> 00:24:12,494 WHY SHE WAS MAD AT YOU. 511 00:24:16,324 --> 00:24:17,281 IT'S STUPID. 512 00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:20,241 TALK. 513 00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:30,469 I'M OUT OF HERE. 514 00:24:31,644 --> 00:24:33,297 UNLESS... 515 00:24:35,299 --> 00:24:37,650 [chuckles] RACHEL'S GONNA BE UP SOON. 516 00:24:37,693 --> 00:24:40,174 WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW. 517 00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:43,307 YES, I DO. 518 00:24:43,351 --> 00:24:47,529 CAN YOU TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT BEFORE YOU GO? 519 00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:50,358 UH, I-I-I WOULD, BUT... 520 00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:53,013 OH, COME ON. 521 00:24:53,056 --> 00:24:54,536 IT'S NOT A LOT. 522 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:58,453 PAIN'S ALWAYS WORST FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 523 00:25:03,893 --> 00:25:07,288 [door slams] 524 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:14,513 [Rachel] MOMMY! 525 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,231 [Colleen] YOU USED HER TOOTHBRUSH? 526 00:25:37,274 --> 00:25:38,885 [Zack] THAT'S SO GROSS. 527 00:25:38,928 --> 00:25:41,540 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 528 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:42,758 IT'S NOT LIKE SHE HAD A PROBLEM 529 00:25:42,802 --> 00:25:44,368 SWAPPING SPIT THE NIGHT BEFORE. 530 00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:46,370 WELL, MAYBE IT'S NOT THE SWAPPING SPIT 531 00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:49,548 THAT BOTHERS HER, BUT THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T LISTEN TO HER. 532 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,027 HAD SHE WARNED YOU NOT TO DO IT? 533 00:25:51,071 --> 00:25:52,333 OH, I LISTEN TO HER. 534 00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:53,856 BUT YOU JUST SAID BEFORE THAT YOU DIDN'T. 535 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,292 NO, I SAID I DIDN'T REMEMBER WHAT SHE SAID. 536 00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:57,077 NO, YOU SAID YOU DON'T LISTEN-- 537 00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:00,123 I LISTEN TO HER. 538 00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:01,255 OKAY? 539 00:26:01,298 --> 00:26:02,561 BELIEVE ME, I LISTEN. 540 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:05,476 [movie music plays] 541 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,521 [Cuddy] IT'S MY TOOTHBRUSH, 542 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:09,132 AND IT'S NOT JUST ONCE. 543 00:26:09,176 --> 00:26:11,526 AND IT'S NOT LIKE I'D EVEN CARE, 544 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:15,922 BUT YOU TOTALLY DESTROY IT. 545 00:26:15,965 --> 00:26:17,619 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BRUSH WITH IT, 546 00:26:17,663 --> 00:26:19,621 NOT GNAW ON IT LIKE A RAWHIDE BONE. 547 00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:23,233 I THINK MISS FOUR CAVITIES' TIME 548 00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:25,540 WOULD BE BETTER SPENT COPYING MR. NO CAVITIES 549 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:28,151 INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING ABOUT HIM. 550 00:26:28,195 --> 00:26:30,371 AND GIVEN WHAT I'D JUST BEEN DOING, 551 00:26:30,414 --> 00:26:31,981 I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME GOING OUT TO DINNER 552 00:26:32,025 --> 00:26:34,505 WITHOUT A GOOD BRUSH AND A FLOSS. 553 00:26:34,549 --> 00:26:37,813 WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST USE THE TOOTHBRUSH I BOUGHT YOU? 554 00:26:37,857 --> 00:26:41,600 WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT UP AND WATCH THE MOVIE? 555 00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:48,607 I SAID, "PLEASE." 556 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:50,739 WHY WOULD YOU HAVE TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH 557 00:26:50,783 --> 00:26:52,698 BEFORE YOU GO TO DINNER? 558 00:26:52,741 --> 00:26:54,569 YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW... 559 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:55,439 YET. 560 00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:57,180 YOU'RE GROSS AND DUMB. 561 00:26:57,224 --> 00:26:59,139 YOU LISTEN TO WHAT SHE SAYS 562 00:26:59,182 --> 00:27:01,445 JUST SO YOU CAN TELL HER HOW WRONG SHE IS. 563 00:27:01,489 --> 00:27:03,273 YOU ARE CLUELESS AND NAIVE. 564 00:27:03,317 --> 00:27:05,711 I HAVE TO TELL HER THAT SHE'S WRONG, 565 00:27:05,754 --> 00:27:07,626 'CAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL. 566 00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:09,671 SHE'S THE BOSS, 567 00:27:09,715 --> 00:27:11,673 WHICH MEANS SHE'S SURROUNDED BY MORONS 568 00:27:11,717 --> 00:27:13,414 WHO ARE EITHER AFRAID OF HER, 569 00:27:13,457 --> 00:27:14,763 OR THEY WANT TO KISS UP TO HER, 570 00:27:14,807 --> 00:27:17,679 OR THEY WANT TO... 571 00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:19,681 KISS HER. 572 00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:21,944 BUT NOT YOU. [House] I ALREADY KISSED HER. 573 00:27:21,988 --> 00:27:23,598 AND I RESPECT HER ENOUGH NOT TO TREAT HER 574 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:27,080 LIKE SOME TENDER BLOSSOM WHO NEEDS TO BE CODDLED. 575 00:27:27,123 --> 00:27:30,518 MAKES SENSE TO ME. 576 00:27:32,259 --> 00:27:34,565 THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK YOU DID? 577 00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:36,829 YEAH, TOTALLY. 578 00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:43,662 YOU MEAN... 579 00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,011 WHA-- 580 00:27:45,054 --> 00:27:46,186 YOU? 581 00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:48,623 NO, I DIDN'T PUNCH HER. 582 00:28:11,559 --> 00:28:12,299 [House] YOU'RE A MORON. 583 00:28:12,342 --> 00:28:13,430 I DIDN'T MEAN TO. 584 00:28:13,474 --> 00:28:15,955 THE STICK HAD A WICKED HEEL CURVE. 585 00:28:15,998 --> 00:28:17,304 DID I MENTION YOU'RE A MORON? 586 00:28:17,347 --> 00:28:18,697 OKAY, YOU JUST SAID IT'S WRONG 587 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:20,742 TO TREAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIKE SHE'S WEAKER THAN YOU. 588 00:28:20,786 --> 00:28:21,874 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT TRYING TO SCORE. 589 00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:23,310 I'M TALKING ABOUT SHOOTING HIGH. 590 00:28:23,353 --> 00:28:25,573 TENNIS SHOES ON A WOODEN FLOOR? 591 00:28:25,616 --> 00:28:28,141 SHE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T BUTTERFLY AND COVER THE LOW CORNERS. 592 00:28:28,184 --> 00:28:29,969 YOUR TURN. 593 00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:32,145 THE LAPTOP. 594 00:28:32,188 --> 00:28:33,712 [mutters] 595 00:28:41,981 --> 00:28:44,592 I MUST BE IN THE MIDST OF A COMPLEX PARTIAL SEIZURE, 596 00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:47,813 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU ARE NOT SITTING AT MY DESK. 597 00:28:47,856 --> 00:28:49,815 SORRY. RAN OUT OF LOTION IN MINE. 598 00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:50,990 GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 599 00:28:51,033 --> 00:28:52,600 CAN'T. THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE LEFT 600 00:28:52,643 --> 00:28:53,993 THAT CUDDY'LL NEVER LOOK FOR ME. 601 00:28:54,036 --> 00:28:55,385 AND I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR. 602 00:28:55,429 --> 00:28:56,952 WELL, I CAN TELL YOU, WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND 603 00:28:56,996 --> 00:28:58,388 IS MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS. 604 00:28:58,432 --> 00:29:00,173 I DON'T THINK WE'VE GOT ENOUGH LOTION FOR THAT. 605 00:29:00,216 --> 00:29:03,002 HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN HERE? THE DOOR WAS LOCKED. 606 00:29:03,045 --> 00:29:08,703 WELL, EITHER I CAN WALK THROUGH WALLS, OR... 607 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:09,922 WE HAVE LIFTOFF. 608 00:29:09,965 --> 00:29:11,488 IS THAT CUDDY'S JOURNAL? 609 00:29:11,532 --> 00:29:14,404 NO, IT'S A FREELANCE PIECE I'M WRITING FOR TEEN VOGUE. 610 00:29:14,448 --> 00:29:15,884 NO, NO, NO. LET ME SEE THAT. 611 00:29:15,928 --> 00:29:19,409 SORRY, GOT TO GO. 612 00:29:19,453 --> 00:29:21,411 KEY. 613 00:29:26,242 --> 00:29:28,375 I GOT TO GIVE YOU ONE THING, HOURANI. 614 00:29:28,418 --> 00:29:31,900 YOUR WIFE-- SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 615 00:29:31,944 --> 00:29:33,249 I MEAN, WOW. 616 00:29:33,293 --> 00:29:36,426 THANK YOU. 617 00:29:45,087 --> 00:29:46,088 HOUSE! 618 00:29:49,048 --> 00:29:52,094 [boy] WAIT. 619 00:29:52,138 --> 00:29:54,575 I THOUGHT YOU WERE DR. HOURANI. 620 00:29:54,618 --> 00:29:57,839 [children murmuring in agreement] 621 00:29:57,883 --> 00:29:59,449 [girl] YEAH, WHO ARE YOU? 622 00:30:07,849 --> 00:30:09,068 [Colleen] SO THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE? 623 00:30:09,111 --> 00:30:10,721 [cell phone ringing]WELL, THAT WAS STUPID. 624 00:30:10,765 --> 00:30:12,419 I KNOW. 625 00:30:12,462 --> 00:30:14,987 MR. STUPID-HEAD AT YOUR SERVICE. 626 00:30:15,030 --> 00:30:17,293 [Foreman] WHERE ARE YOU NOW? IN THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. 627 00:30:17,337 --> 00:30:19,600 HOUSE, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR GAMES. 628 00:30:19,643 --> 00:30:21,820 PET SCAN WAS NEGATIVE FOR SARCOIDOSIS. GREAT. 629 00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:23,169 MEANS THE TREATMENT'S ALREADY WORKING. 630 00:30:23,212 --> 00:30:24,866 IT WOULD IF WE'D ACTUALLY STARTED THE TREATMENT, 631 00:30:24,910 --> 00:30:27,434 BUT WE DIDN'T. WHY THE HELL NOT? 632 00:30:27,477 --> 00:30:29,001 BECAUSE IT'S NOT SARCOIDOSIS. 633 00:30:29,044 --> 00:30:30,698 IF YOU WERE HERE, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT. 634 00:30:30,741 --> 00:30:31,873 HE'S DYING. 635 00:30:31,917 --> 00:30:33,788 WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS LUNG IS COLLAPSING. 636 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,659 F.N.A. OF THE MEDIASTINAL-- I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE F.N.A. 637 00:30:35,703 --> 00:30:37,879 WHAT I CARE ABOUT IS HOW HE RESPONDS TO THE TREATMENT. 638 00:30:37,923 --> 00:30:39,707 HOUSE. JUST DO IT. 639 00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:44,930 SARCOIDOSIS... 640 00:30:44,973 --> 00:30:47,628 IS A DIAGNOSIS OF EXCLUSION, 641 00:30:47,671 --> 00:30:49,630 WHICH MEANS THAT THE COWARDS WHO SPEND THEIR TIME 642 00:30:49,673 --> 00:30:51,893 EXCLUDING WHAT IT ISN'T USUALLY CAUSE THEIR PATIENTS 643 00:30:51,937 --> 00:30:54,200 TO DIE FROM WHAT IT IS. 644 00:30:54,243 --> 00:30:55,549 I DON'T GET IT. 645 00:30:55,592 --> 00:30:58,204 WHY WOULD YOU LIE ABOUT YOUR NAME?WHO CARES? 646 00:30:58,247 --> 00:30:59,858 WHAT DID SHE WRITE IN HER JOURNAL? 647 00:30:59,901 --> 00:31:01,860 THANK YOU. 648 00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:03,470 THAT IS EXACTLY MY POINT. 649 00:31:03,513 --> 00:31:06,081 WHY DOES NO ONE EVER BELIEVE ME? 650 00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:08,518 WHAT? 651 00:31:08,562 --> 00:31:12,000 JUST BECAUSE HE'S DYING DOESN'T MAKE IT INTERESTING. 652 00:31:12,044 --> 00:31:13,741 YOU CHEATED ON HER, DIDN'T YOU? 653 00:31:13,784 --> 00:31:15,699 NO, I DIDN'T CHEATON HER. 654 00:31:15,743 --> 00:31:17,832 IT'S OBVIOUSLY MORE THAN JUST YOU USED HER TOOTHBRUSH 655 00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:19,703 AND WOULDN'T TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT. 656 00:31:19,747 --> 00:31:22,968 NO, ACTUALLY, IT WAS EXACTLY THAT. 657 00:31:23,011 --> 00:31:24,839 I JUST NEED SOME TIME ALONE. 658 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,407 BECAUSE I USED YOUR TOOTHBRUSH? 659 00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:30,062 AND YOU WOULDN'T TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE. 660 00:31:30,105 --> 00:31:32,499 THAT'S INSANE. 661 00:31:32,542 --> 00:31:33,892 YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? 662 00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:36,895 YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, ALWAYS. 663 00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:38,897 I SAID I WAS SORRY.I WAS-- 664 00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:40,637 I WAS STILL HALF ASLEEP. I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION. 665 00:31:40,681 --> 00:31:42,117 AND YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT. 666 00:31:42,161 --> 00:31:43,553 AND I DON'T MEAN YOU ALWAYS THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. 667 00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:46,382 BUT Y-YOU ARE ACTUALLY ALWAYS RIGHT, 668 00:31:46,426 --> 00:31:48,515 BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. 669 00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:51,170 THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. 670 00:31:51,213 --> 00:31:53,085 WHAT, YOU WANT ME TO BE WRONG? 671 00:31:53,128 --> 00:31:55,696 I WANT YOU TO CARE ABOUT MORE THAN JUST WHAT YOU WANT, 672 00:31:55,739 --> 00:31:58,090 WHAT YOU THINK. 673 00:31:58,133 --> 00:31:59,874 YOU NEED ME, HOUSE. 674 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,007 AND YOU MAY EVEN LOVE ME. 675 00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:05,749 BUT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME. 676 00:32:07,751 --> 00:32:09,928 AND I DESERVE SOMEONE WHO DOES. 677 00:32:21,330 --> 00:32:22,897 [Colleen] THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 678 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,725 YOU DON'T LISTEN TO HER. 679 00:32:24,768 --> 00:32:26,945 YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT. 680 00:32:26,988 --> 00:32:28,990 YES, I DID. 681 00:32:29,034 --> 00:32:31,427 WELL, I WASN'T LISTENING, THEN. 682 00:32:31,471 --> 00:32:32,907 [sighs] 683 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,344 BUT YOU FOUND A WAY TO FIX THINGS, RIGHT? 684 00:32:35,388 --> 00:32:37,129 THAT'S WHY YOU WERE HAPPY WHEN YOU READ HER LAPTOP. 685 00:32:37,172 --> 00:32:39,522 I DID. 686 00:32:39,566 --> 00:32:42,090 AT LEAST I THOUGHT I DID. 687 00:32:42,134 --> 00:32:44,266 SHE RECENTLY GOT THE THIN ENVELOPE 688 00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:46,965 FROM HER FIRST CHOICE PRESCHOOL. 689 00:32:47,008 --> 00:32:50,533 BUT IT TURNS OUT IT WAS HER FAKE FIRST CHOICE, 690 00:32:50,577 --> 00:32:52,361 'CAUSE SHE WAS CONVINCED SHE COULDN'T GET HER KID 691 00:32:52,405 --> 00:32:53,841 INTO HER ACTUAL FIRST CHOICE 692 00:32:53,884 --> 00:32:58,585 WITHOUT A SUBSTANTIAL DONATION OR AN INSIDE CONNECTION. 693 00:32:58,628 --> 00:33:01,805 IF IT'S BRYE PARK, I'M AFRAID SHE'S RIGHT. 694 00:33:01,849 --> 00:33:04,025 WAIT, THAT'S OUR SCHOOL. 695 00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:06,114 WHAT OTHER SCHOOL WOULD HE BE TALKING ABOUT? 696 00:33:06,158 --> 00:33:08,987 JUST FINISH THE STORY. 697 00:33:09,030 --> 00:33:11,119 YOU KNOW, I GOT TO TELL YOU-- 698 00:33:11,163 --> 00:33:13,252 THERE IS BOSSY, WHICH CAN BE SEXY. 699 00:33:13,295 --> 00:33:14,775 AND THEN THERE'S BITCHY-- 700 00:33:14,818 --> 00:33:16,603 FINISH THE STORY. 701 00:33:19,171 --> 00:33:21,564 YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW THIS 702 00:33:21,608 --> 00:33:23,784 BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE SCHOOL BOARD, 703 00:33:23,827 --> 00:33:25,264 WHICH PUTS YOU ON THE INSIDE, 704 00:33:25,307 --> 00:33:28,702 AND BEING THE CEO HERE OBVIOUSLY CONNECTS YOU WITH CUDDY. 705 00:33:28,745 --> 00:33:32,140 WELL, IF WE'RE SO CONNECTED, WHY ISN'T SHE THE ONE ASKING? 706 00:33:32,184 --> 00:33:33,924 BECAUSE SHE THINKS IT'S WRONG 707 00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:36,710 TO USE CONNECTIONS TO CUT IN LINE. 708 00:33:36,753 --> 00:33:38,016 I DON'T. 709 00:33:40,192 --> 00:33:42,803 I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP.FANTASTIC. 710 00:33:42,846 --> 00:33:45,153 BUT I COULD USE A FAVOR AS WELL. 711 00:33:45,197 --> 00:33:46,807 [Foreman] WHERE ARE YOU? 712 00:33:46,850 --> 00:33:48,069 I NEEDED TO TAKE CARE OF SOMETHING. 713 00:33:48,113 --> 00:33:49,462 IT'S NOT A FOREIGN BODY. 714 00:33:49,505 --> 00:33:50,680 [House] YOU MUST HAVE MISSED IT. 715 00:33:50,724 --> 00:33:52,160 IF WE DO ANY MORE IMAGING, 716 00:33:52,204 --> 00:33:53,944 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO ADD RADIATION POISONING TO THE DDX. 717 00:33:53,988 --> 00:33:55,729 I MEANT THE SARCOIDOSIS. 718 00:33:55,772 --> 00:33:57,252 [Masters] THE BIOPSY AND C-ANCA 719 00:33:57,296 --> 00:33:58,384 WERE BOTH NEGATIVE. 720 00:33:58,427 --> 00:34:00,038 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO A PNEUMONECTOMY. 721 00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:02,388 NO SIGN OF DRUG OR ALCOHOL ABUSE. 722 00:34:02,431 --> 00:34:05,304 HE'S NOT A SMOKER, A COAL MINER, OR A POTTER--IT'S SARCOIDOSIS. 723 00:34:05,347 --> 00:34:07,175 START HIM ON CORTICOSTEROIDS AND METHOTREXATE. 724 00:34:07,219 --> 00:34:09,612 IF IT'S A DRUG-RESISTANT BUG, AND WE GIVE HIM STEROIDS-- 725 00:34:09,656 --> 00:34:11,005 HE'LL DIE, 726 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,007 WHICH FROM THE SOUND OF IT WOULDN'T BE MUCH WORSE. 727 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,401 [tires screeching, crash] 728 00:34:15,444 --> 00:34:17,794 YOU MORON. 729 00:34:33,114 --> 00:34:34,855 BUT YOU HAVE TO SHOW HIM YOUR I.D. 730 00:34:34,898 --> 00:34:36,291 AND YOUR INSURANCE STUFF. 731 00:34:36,335 --> 00:34:38,206 YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE HIM A FAKE NAME. 732 00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:40,121 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. 733 00:34:40,165 --> 00:34:42,863 LAST TIME I CHECKED, THIS WAS STILL AMERICA. 734 00:34:42,906 --> 00:34:45,126 OF COURSE, THAT WAS TEN YEARS AGO. 735 00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:49,304 BUT YOU'RE GONNA PAY HIM, RIGHT? I MEAN, IT WAS YOUR FAULT. 736 00:34:49,348 --> 00:34:51,132 A YELLOW LIGHT DOES NOT MEAN STOP. 737 00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:54,092 IT WAS, AT THE MOST, 20% MY FAULT. 738 00:34:54,135 --> 00:34:56,964 SINCE INSURANCE COMPANIES AUTOMATICALLY PUT 739 00:34:57,007 --> 00:34:59,532 100% OF THE FAULT ON THE REAR-ENDER, 740 00:34:59,575 --> 00:35:02,796 MY LITTLE LIE WAS ACTUALLY AN EFFORT 741 00:35:02,839 --> 00:35:07,322 TO ACHIEVE AN OUTCOME CLOSER TO THE TRUTH. 742 00:35:07,366 --> 00:35:09,324 AND IT WOULD HAVE WORKED, TOO, 743 00:35:09,368 --> 00:35:12,675 IF IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE MEDDLING KIDS. 744 00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,938 I AM DR. HOURANI. 745 00:35:14,982 --> 00:35:17,245 THEN WHY DID YOU SAY THE OTHER DOCTOR WAS HOURANI? 746 00:35:17,289 --> 00:35:20,118 IT'S, UH-- IT'S A COMMON NAME. 747 00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:22,816 IT'S LIKE SMITH... 748 00:35:22,859 --> 00:35:24,557 IN LEBANON. 749 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,125 LET ME SEE YOUR I.D.I TOLD YOU, I LEFT IT IN MY OTHER PANTS. 750 00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:29,866 REALLY? 'CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S STILL IN THIS PAIR.GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME. 751 00:35:29,910 --> 00:35:31,172 GIVE ME YOUR I.D. 752 00:35:31,216 --> 00:35:33,131 HEY, WOULD YOU STOP THAT?GIVE ME YOUR I.D. 753 00:35:33,174 --> 00:35:35,045 GENTLEMEN, PLEASE.[kids murmuring loudly] 754 00:35:35,089 --> 00:35:36,177 KIDS, STAY CALM. 755 00:35:36,221 --> 00:35:37,483 GIMME YOUR I.D.! 756 00:35:37,526 --> 00:35:38,962 STOP THIS RIGHT NOW! STAY IN YOUR SEATS, KIDS. 757 00:35:39,006 --> 00:35:41,574 STAY CALM, YOU GUYS. STAY IN YOUR SEATS. 758 00:35:41,617 --> 00:35:43,576 GENTLEMEN, PLEASE. THIS IS NOT THE TIME OR PLACE. 759 00:35:47,319 --> 00:35:51,149 IS THERE A PROBLEM IN HERE, MS. CORWIN? 760 00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:04,945 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE OFF? 761 00:36:04,988 --> 00:36:07,469 IT'S NOT LIKE THE PRINCIPAL CAN CALL YOUR PARENTS. 762 00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:10,385 NO, BUT THE PRINCIPAL CAN CALL THE POLICE 763 00:36:10,429 --> 00:36:12,996 OR THE GUY HE'S DOING THE FAVOR FOR. 764 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,434 HIS GIRLFRIEND'S OBVIOUSLY GONNA FIND OUT. 765 00:36:15,477 --> 00:36:17,000 HE'S SCREWED. 766 00:36:17,044 --> 00:36:18,741 I'D BOLT.NO, YOU WOULDN'T. 767 00:36:18,785 --> 00:36:20,961 YEAH, I WOULD. 768 00:36:21,004 --> 00:36:23,050 NO, YOU WOULDN'T. 769 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,402 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 770 00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:40,372 WHAT'S WRONG? 771 00:36:40,415 --> 00:36:42,025 I GUESS... 772 00:36:42,069 --> 00:36:44,463 I DON'T WANT TO DO IT LIKE THIS. 773 00:36:44,506 --> 00:36:46,987 SORRY FOR SHOOTING THE PUCK SO HARD 774 00:36:47,030 --> 00:36:49,859 AND TRICKING YOU IN THE BET. 775 00:36:49,903 --> 00:36:52,384 YOU DIDN'T TRICK ME.YEAH, I DID. 776 00:36:52,427 --> 00:36:55,256 I GAVE MADISON A RED DEAD REVOLVER CHEAT CODE 777 00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:57,911 SO SHE'D HIT YOUR FOOT WITH THE ROPE. 778 00:37:00,653 --> 00:37:03,046 I KNEW YOU COULDN'T BEAT ME. 779 00:37:03,090 --> 00:37:04,613 YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S JUST... 780 00:37:04,657 --> 00:37:07,094 [sighs] I REALLY LIKE YOU. 781 00:37:07,137 --> 00:37:09,139 AND I'M PRETTY SURE YOU LIKE ME TOO. 782 00:37:09,183 --> 00:37:12,882 BUT I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANY MORE GAMES. 783 00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:17,626 WHEN YOU WANT-- I MEAN, IF YOU EVER WANT TO, 784 00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:20,847 JUST TELL ME YOU'RE READY, 785 00:37:20,890 --> 00:37:23,850 AND, YOU KNOW... 786 00:37:23,893 --> 00:37:25,678 SORRY. 787 00:37:36,689 --> 00:37:38,647 WELL DONE. 788 00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:42,260 HE'S NOT ALWAYS A JERK. 789 00:37:44,087 --> 00:37:45,567 AND NEITHER ARE YOU. 790 00:37:45,611 --> 00:37:47,961 SHE OBVIOUSLY LIKES YOU. 791 00:37:48,004 --> 00:37:51,530 JUST STOP USING HER TOOTHBRUSH AND STOP PLAYING GAMES. 792 00:37:51,573 --> 00:37:55,142 SHE'LL STILL LIKE YOU. 793 00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:58,493 SHE'S BOSSY... 794 00:37:58,537 --> 00:38:01,409 BUT SHE'S USUALLY RIGHT. 795 00:38:14,901 --> 00:38:16,119 THANK YOU. 796 00:38:16,163 --> 00:38:18,121 DR. HOUSE, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 797 00:38:18,165 --> 00:38:20,994 ARE YOU INSANE OR JUST STUPID? 798 00:38:23,736 --> 00:38:25,477 IS THERE A THIRD OPTION? 799 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,131 ACTUALLY, I DON'T THINK THERE IS. 800 00:38:32,179 --> 00:38:35,487 I'M SORRY. I-I JUST WASN'T THINKING. 801 00:38:35,530 --> 00:38:38,620 I MEAN, I WAS, BUT ONLY ABOUT MYSELF, 802 00:38:38,664 --> 00:38:41,275 WHICH IS APPARENTLY THE WAY I AM... 803 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:45,323 USUALLY, NOT ALWAYS. 804 00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:47,847 AND I NEED TO CONVINCE SOMEONE OF THAT. 805 00:38:47,890 --> 00:38:49,152 MM-HMM. 806 00:38:49,196 --> 00:38:51,024 AND YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THAT BY GETTING SOMEONE 807 00:38:51,067 --> 00:38:55,637 TO PULL STRINGS TO GET HER DAUGHTER INTO OUR PRESCHOOL. 808 00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:58,466 I SPOKE TO SANFORD WELLS. 809 00:39:02,122 --> 00:39:03,645 YOU CAN CALL THE POLICE. 810 00:39:03,689 --> 00:39:06,474 YOU CAN TURN ME IN FOR LYING AT THE ACCIDENT. 811 00:39:06,518 --> 00:39:09,129 OH, I'M SURE MR. DRYDEN HAS ALREADY TAKEN CARE OF THAT. 812 00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:11,958 LET HER DAUGHTER IN. 813 00:39:12,001 --> 00:39:15,135 SHE'S A GREAT KID, AND DR. CUDDY IS A GREAT MOM. 814 00:39:15,178 --> 00:39:17,224 THEY'LL FIT IN PERFECTLY HERE. 815 00:39:19,182 --> 00:39:20,880 AND HOW EXACTLY DOES ADMITTING HER DAUGHTER 816 00:39:20,923 --> 00:39:24,144 PROVE HOW UNSELFISH YOU ARE? 817 00:39:24,187 --> 00:39:26,538 SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE STILL DOING IT TO HELP YOURSELF, 818 00:39:26,581 --> 00:39:29,758 NOT ANYONE ELSE. 819 00:39:29,802 --> 00:39:32,065 I DON'T KNOW. 820 00:39:32,108 --> 00:39:35,851 I JUST KNOW THAT I NEED TO DO SOMETHING. 821 00:39:35,895 --> 00:39:39,202 I NEED HER IN MY LIFE. 822 00:39:41,509 --> 00:39:45,339 YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO ACTUALLY NEED SOMEONE? 823 00:39:48,821 --> 00:39:51,998 YES. 824 00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:54,522 I DO. 825 00:39:54,566 --> 00:39:58,352 BUT I ALSO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES. 826 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:02,225 MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU GREW UP. 827 00:40:10,843 --> 00:40:12,671 DR. HOUSE... 828 00:40:12,714 --> 00:40:15,151 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO SAY? 829 00:40:15,195 --> 00:40:18,285 CAN I BE EXCUSED? 830 00:40:23,464 --> 00:40:27,990 IT'S JUST FOOD. 831 00:40:28,034 --> 00:40:30,297 SOMETHING SMALL ENOUGH TO GO DOWN THE WRONG PIPE, 832 00:40:30,340 --> 00:40:32,865 TOO BIG TO GET WASHED OUT BY THE BRONCHIAL LAVAGE. 833 00:40:32,908 --> 00:40:35,607 WOULDN'T SHOW UP ON A C.T. 834 00:40:35,650 --> 00:40:37,391 BUT WOULD CAUSE THE C.O.P.D. 835 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:40,394 AND WOULDN'T RESPOND TO STEROIDS OR ANTIBIOTICS. 836 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,265 PREP HIM FOR EXPLORATORY SURGERY 837 00:40:42,309 --> 00:40:43,571 AND START THE BETTING. 838 00:40:43,615 --> 00:40:44,703 BETTING? 839 00:40:44,746 --> 00:40:48,315 I GOT A HUNDRED BUCKS SAYS IT'S A PEA. 840 00:40:56,671 --> 00:40:58,107 I'M BUSY. 841 00:40:58,151 --> 00:41:00,283 I KNOW. 842 00:41:06,681 --> 00:41:09,467 I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I'M SORRY. 843 00:41:11,686 --> 00:41:15,037 SHOULDN'T YOU BE SAYING THAT TO SANFORD WELLS? 844 00:41:15,081 --> 00:41:17,649 A FIFTH-GRADE CAREER DAY? 845 00:41:17,692 --> 00:41:21,653 YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU COULD PULL THAT OFF? 846 00:41:21,696 --> 00:41:24,394 I FIGURED, HOW HARD COULD IT BE? 847 00:41:27,746 --> 00:41:29,269 AND I WANTED TO PROVETO YOU 848 00:41:29,312 --> 00:41:32,707 THAT I DO CARE ABOUT YOUR NEEDS 849 00:41:32,751 --> 00:41:35,580 AND RACHEL'S. 850 00:41:35,623 --> 00:41:38,887 I DO. 851 00:41:41,150 --> 00:41:43,239 IS THAT WHY YOU ALSO STOLE MY COMPUTER? 852 00:41:43,283 --> 00:41:45,372 YES, IT IS. 853 00:41:45,415 --> 00:41:47,156 AND THEN THREW IT IN THE TRASH? 854 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,681 I DID NOT THROW IT, I PLACED IT, 855 00:41:49,724 --> 00:41:51,291 KNOWING THAT THE JANITOR WOULD FIND IT 856 00:41:51,334 --> 00:41:54,599 AND KNOW IT WAS YOURS AND RETURN IT TO YOU UNHARMED. 857 00:41:54,642 --> 00:41:56,296 I'M A MORON. 858 00:41:56,339 --> 00:41:58,516 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I-I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU, 859 00:41:58,559 --> 00:42:00,082 THAT I DON'T THINK ABOUT YOU, 860 00:42:00,126 --> 00:42:03,172 THAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. 861 00:42:03,216 --> 00:42:06,219 I WAS WRONG. YOU WERE RIGHT. 862 00:42:06,262 --> 00:42:07,568 I CAN DO BETTER. 863 00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:10,745 JUST...GIVE ME A CHANCE. 864 00:42:14,357 --> 00:42:16,534 SO WHAT WERE YOU-- 865 00:42:16,577 --> 00:42:19,145 AN ASTRONAUT OR A BULLFIGHTER? 866 00:42:22,191 --> 00:42:23,628 I WAS MYSELF... 867 00:42:23,671 --> 00:42:26,195 FOR THE MOST PART. 868 00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:34,856 I KNOW YOU'RE STILL UPSET, 869 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:38,556 SO I'M GONNA... 870 00:42:38,599 --> 00:42:43,212 I'LL LEAVE YOU TO--TO DEAL WITH IT HOWEVER YOU WANT. 871 00:42:43,256 --> 00:42:45,214 HOUSE. 872 00:42:51,003 --> 00:42:53,440 YOU WANT TO COME OVER FOR DINNER TONIGHT? 873 00:42:53,483 --> 00:42:55,529 I'D LOVE TO. 874 00:43:07,410 --> 00:43:10,413 Captioning byCaptionMax www.captionmax.com