1 00:00:33,660 --> 00:00:36,829 Papa's name is Checco. He's 36 and 2 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,665 from the South. 3 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:40,041 Tall 4 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:42,794 handsome, cool, muscular 5 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:46,589 he's NOT. But he's really nice and likeable. 6 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:50,843 First he worked in the world of high finance. 7 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:53,221 Excuse me, how's the Dow Jones? 8 00:00:53,346 --> 00:00:55,348 Down a point and a half. 9 00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:58,476 Trust me, the situation's dramatic... 10 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:02,105 Welcome back to our hotel. Your party's waiting. 11 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:05,233 I warned you not to disturb the clients! 12 00:01:05,567 --> 00:01:06,067 But... 13 00:01:06,359 --> 00:01:08,111 Forget it. I'm not interested. 14 00:01:08,486 --> 00:01:13,491 - What if someone asks a question? - Back to work! Beat it! Scram! 15 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:20,123 But in that situation papa didn't feel appreciated. 16 00:01:20,456 --> 00:01:24,961 And so one day in September he came up with a brilliant idea 17 00:01:25,336 --> 00:01:28,214 that would change his destiny. 18 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:30,383 And he rushed to tell mama. 19 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,137 Honey! 20 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:38,141 What's up? Why the face? 21 00:01:38,224 --> 00:01:41,769 They're closing the factory. Your news? 22 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:43,771 I quit my job today. 23 00:01:44,522 --> 00:01:46,774 I want to be leadership of myself. 24 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:49,611 Infected by mama's enthusiasm 25 00:01:49,652 --> 00:01:52,739 papa plunged into a job hunt. 26 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:55,366 But at first it wasn't easy. 27 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:57,910 Sorry, your profile's inadequate. 28 00:01:57,994 --> 00:01:59,245 Are you sure? 29 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:00,913 But then one day... 30 00:02:01,039 --> 00:02:03,124 Zalone 31 00:02:03,416 --> 00:02:04,626 you're hired! 32 00:02:04,751 --> 00:02:06,628 Thank you, thank you. 33 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:13,509 Stubbornly determined, papa found the job that would allow him to 34 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:16,262 achieve his aspirations. 35 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:18,139 'Cause papa says that in life... 36 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:20,391 Aspiration is everything! 37 00:02:20,433 --> 00:02:25,647 Look Aunties... the King of House Cleaningship. A bargain! 38 00:02:25,688 --> 00:02:27,065 So...?! 39 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:29,275 - We'll buy it! - Go Aunties! 40 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:31,694 Papa proved to be quite competent. 41 00:02:32,070 --> 00:02:36,699 You got yourself a bargain, cousin! And you'll exercise too! 42 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:40,328 Your nephew, Checco. That's who we bought it from! 43 00:02:40,411 --> 00:02:42,413 Eh? Who's Checco? 44 00:02:42,455 --> 00:02:45,917 - Salesman of the year! - Thank you! 45 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,043 And well-deserved 46 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:49,295 recognition soon followed. 47 00:02:49,921 --> 00:02:54,676 I just wanna say to my wife and son... 48 00:02:58,179 --> 00:02:59,931 I love you! 49 00:03:01,474 --> 00:03:05,103 Daniela, Nicolo... look at papa! 50 00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:14,862 Riding the wave of success, papa indulged in a few whims. 51 00:03:15,822 --> 00:03:18,741 Full optional, isn't it fantastic? 52 00:03:18,825 --> 00:03:20,618 Yes, but... 53 00:03:20,743 --> 00:03:23,246 I also have great used bargains. 54 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:26,624 Lots of gifts for me... 55 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:30,878 Nicolo, their TAEG surtax is unbeatable! 56 00:03:30,962 --> 00:03:32,880 TAEG! He's a TAEG! 57 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,632 Happy, Taeg? 58 00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:38,010 and for mama, except mama wasn't so happy. 59 00:03:38,136 --> 00:03:39,136 Nothing smaller? 60 00:03:39,345 --> 00:03:44,142 Gimme a smile for crying out loud! I home-automated you! 61 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:45,643 Watch and smile. 62 00:03:45,768 --> 00:03:47,895 We have Dolby Surround 63 00:03:47,979 --> 00:03:49,522 robotic blender... 64 00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:51,482 We have a self-cleaning 65 00:03:51,524 --> 00:03:52,900 defrosting microwave 66 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:54,277 auto-griddle. 67 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,028 We have a coffee maker. 68 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:01,743 We have exceeded our 3 kilowatts! 69 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:07,290 Papa teaches me that life can have its darker moments. 70 00:04:07,623 --> 00:04:11,252 - Signora, interested? - You're old! Look! 71 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:18,176 Zalone, what's up? In six months your sales dropped 72 00:04:18,551 --> 00:04:21,763 87.8%. Have you run out of 73 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:24,932 - enthusiasm? - No, out of relatives. 74 00:04:25,016 --> 00:04:27,935 But it's in hard times that a real entrepreneur 75 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:30,313 must find the answers. 76 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:31,814 - Yes? - The IRS. 77 00:04:31,898 --> 00:04:34,025 Sorry, we're Catholics here. 78 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:36,319 Would you cool off? 79 00:04:36,569 --> 00:04:39,447 - They'll give it back. - and seek solutions. 80 00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:45,453 We'll get a loan to pay the loans. That's how it's done. Stop the tragedies! 81 00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:49,332 Please, just go away! Disappear from my life! 82 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:51,834 - Go away! - You're being negative. 83 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:54,086 - Hello? - Fido-Fly. 84 00:04:54,212 --> 00:04:56,798 You'd better STAY on your payment schedule! 85 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:58,841 - Go! - STAY or else! 86 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:02,178 - Go away! - Would you two make up your mind?! 87 00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:03,304 I'm not going! 88 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:06,808 and above all try to do his very best. 89 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:09,602 So lately he's always out working. 90 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:11,479 You pack my toothbrush? 91 00:05:11,604 --> 00:05:13,981 Get financing and buy one! 92 00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:18,486 And so mama, Taeg and I moved in with my grandparents. 93 00:05:18,694 --> 00:05:20,613 Can we eat without this thing? 94 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:24,992 - Quiet! He's just a puppy. - No less! 95 00:05:25,076 --> 00:05:28,246 - But papa calls me every day. - Papa, where are you? 96 00:05:28,329 --> 00:05:32,375 At a restaurant, waiting on line. The economy's picking up. 97 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:35,711 The place is packed. How's school going? 98 00:05:35,753 --> 00:05:38,130 Good... all A minus except two 99 00:05:38,214 --> 00:05:39,715 Bs and an A. 100 00:05:39,757 --> 00:05:43,511 Okay, let's do this, Nicolo. If next term you get all As 101 00:05:44,095 --> 00:05:46,013 all As in all subjects 102 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:49,267 I'll give you a dream vacation. 103 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:51,769 You'll give me a vacation? 104 00:05:53,229 --> 00:05:57,358 Sister dearest, what's cooking today? Tart's pasta? 105 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:02,280 Papa's always joking, but when he makes a promise, he's serious about keeping it. 106 00:06:03,489 --> 00:06:06,158 Time's up children! Keep calm now. 107 00:06:06,284 --> 00:06:08,995 Nice and calm. Pack your schoolbags. 108 00:06:12,665 --> 00:06:16,794 Three months later. 109 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,676 Good boy! 110 00:06:24,677 --> 00:06:25,928 You should've studied harder. 111 00:06:26,012 --> 00:06:27,930 - Good morning. - Good morning. 112 00:06:28,014 --> 00:06:28,931 Zalone. 113 00:06:29,015 --> 00:06:31,434 - Ah, Nicolo's father? - Yes. 114 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:37,148 Congratulations. 115 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:39,817 - Why? - Read. 116 00:06:44,822 --> 00:06:46,782 A 117 00:06:53,706 --> 00:06:55,207 May I speak to the teacher? 118 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:57,543 - Why? - The teacher please! 119 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:59,337 She just left. 120 00:07:00,713 --> 00:07:02,548 Sonova...! 121 00:07:03,174 --> 00:07:06,552 Maybe you don't know that Nicolo's mother and I 122 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:07,970 recently separated. 123 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,847 Yes, your wife told me. 124 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:12,224 It's very hard on children who 125 00:07:12,350 --> 00:07:17,104 as you know, suffer the consequences both psychologically and... 126 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:19,815 - Yes, I know. - ..scholastically. 127 00:07:19,857 --> 00:07:22,068 - So I'm wondering... - What? 128 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,861 How the hell is it possible that 129 00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:28,491 my son was unaffected? He got all As! Please explain. 130 00:07:28,574 --> 00:07:29,742 - You're not happy? - No. 131 00:07:29,825 --> 00:07:31,994 Because this monster you painted 132 00:07:32,328 --> 00:07:34,372 can't be my son, trust me! 133 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:36,874 His parents separate and he excels?! 134 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:40,753 In all subjects?! Look: History, Italian, A, all As... 135 00:07:41,003 --> 00:07:44,507 Even in behaviour, A! No way! When it's called for... 136 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:48,719 I've never heard Nicolo say a dirty word. 137 00:07:48,761 --> 00:07:52,640 In school, but at home he curses like crazy, especially against you. 138 00:07:52,765 --> 00:07:56,769 "The old bitch should piss off and retire!" 139 00:07:56,894 --> 00:07:59,605 And just yesterday? "She stinks!" Let's check. 140 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,273 And he's a liar! 141 00:08:01,399 --> 00:08:04,110 So, I mean, at least... let's lower him on behaviour. 142 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,487 Now listen - ...or gym! 143 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:08,280 Listen a moment. 144 00:08:08,406 --> 00:08:11,033 I know all about your economic situation. 145 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,661 - What? - And that you promised Nicolo 146 00:08:13,744 --> 00:08:16,372 - a wonderful vacation. - Yes I did. 147 00:08:16,414 --> 00:08:21,544 - Seeing how Nicolo is very bright... - Off the old block. 148 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:25,423 He's capable of understanding. So simply tell him the truth. 149 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:27,508 - Tell him everything. - Meaning? 150 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,678 - The recession. - Beg your pardon? 151 00:08:30,803 --> 00:08:32,304 The recession! 152 00:08:32,430 --> 00:08:33,806 In this factory 153 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:37,435 we produced world class fabrics. This stuff here! 154 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,812 We were proud of our profession. 155 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:43,315 Then this genius CEO showed up, 156 00:08:43,399 --> 00:08:47,028 and forced us to produce plain cotton T-shirts. This stuff here! 157 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:49,947 And that's how we plunged! Okay? 158 00:08:50,031 --> 00:08:53,534 My darling! What a good boy! 159 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,953 Genetics never lie, eh! 160 00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:58,456 Now what? 161 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:05,337 - I'll take him on vacation. - Ah, vacation. Have you no shame? 162 00:09:05,463 --> 00:09:08,340 After ruining my life, you could at least 163 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:10,843 spare him! Where'll you go seeing you're broke?! 164 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:12,219 And so 165 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:15,598 another glorious factory shuts down and leaves its employees home 166 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:18,684 laid off. How will they manage? 167 00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:21,103 Eh... we're desperate. 168 00:09:21,479 --> 00:09:26,734 Last year it was redundancy, now they're throwing families on the street. 169 00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:30,362 I imagine your despair is shared by other family members 170 00:09:30,488 --> 00:09:33,365 like your husband. Do you have children? 171 00:09:33,449 --> 00:09:35,076 I'm on TV? 172 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,827 - Any children? - Yes yes. 173 00:09:36,869 --> 00:09:41,207 How do you see their future given an outlook anything but rosy? 174 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,375 Not Rosy 'cause he's a boy: Nicolo. 175 00:09:43,459 --> 00:09:46,504 I'm an entrepreneur and optimistic! 176 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:49,965 There's too much pessimism! Excuse me. 177 00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:53,761 We shouldn't forget that we're the world's seventh economy, 178 00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:55,888 and Europe's third economy. 179 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:57,890 - I am... - Italy's first jerk! 180 00:09:57,973 --> 00:10:00,893 I'm convinced we'll make it, people! 181 00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:03,521 People! It only takes optimism. 182 00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:06,607 Here, look at my son's report card! 183 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,734 Look! He got straight As. 184 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:12,029 So how can I be a pessimist? 185 00:10:12,113 --> 00:10:13,906 Nicolo! 186 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:17,785 Excuse me... if you're there watching this crappy show 187 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:21,413 that's injecting pessimism so people won't consume anymore... 188 00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:24,125 Papa says he promised a vacation, so... 189 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:26,293 Bug off! We're going on vacation! 190 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,045 Yayyyy! 191 00:10:28,129 --> 00:10:31,799 - Pack your bags! They're only envious! - Yessssss! 192 00:10:31,924 --> 00:10:33,425 Ciao Nicolo! Bug off! 193 00:10:33,551 --> 00:10:35,427 Super-papa! YAYYY! 194 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,639 Papa, you have a valid passport? 195 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:41,767 Of course. Gimme. Get inside. 196 00:10:44,395 --> 00:10:46,689 Off we goooo! 197 00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:55,948 - Hey, you gotta take him too! - Shut up, you! Shut up! 198 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:03,205 There's a superhero. 199 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:07,084 Who beats all the others, You know? 200 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:10,588 He has no wings or missiles. 201 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:13,048 He doesn't even have a rocket. 202 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:17,970 You can say he's a hero of our times... 203 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:21,599 Enemy of the banks and loan sharks. 204 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:25,477 Of the damned and monstrous downturn. 205 00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:28,981 Lying in ambush behind the corner. 206 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:32,860 But he grabs a rag and wipes it out. 207 00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:36,572 And even flat broke he wins. 208 00:11:36,614 --> 00:11:39,992 Oh the magic power of... 209 00:11:40,618 --> 00:11:44,205 This SUUUUUUU... 210 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:49,084 - Super-papa! - Postdated checks! 211 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:52,504 - Super-papa! - Debt instalments! 212 00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:57,468 - Super-papa! - Loans backed by family members! 213 00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:02,139 He's deep in poo but he'll pull through! 214 00:12:02,223 --> 00:12:05,851 - Renegotiated mortgages! - Super-papa! 215 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:09,521 - IOUs up to the roof! - Super-papa! 216 00:12:09,647 --> 00:12:13,025 A lien on grandma's pension! 217 00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:17,154 Come on, where you taking me? 218 00:12:17,238 --> 00:12:20,532 Nooo, it has to be a surprise! 219 00:12:20,658 --> 00:12:23,994 - You said it's in Europe, right? - Yes. 220 00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:25,621 Come on, another hint! 221 00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:28,290 It's got six letters. 222 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:30,417 London! 223 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,796 - Madrid! - No. 224 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,048 Paris! 225 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,925 What then? 226 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,177 Okay I'll tell you. Look! 227 00:12:50,688 --> 00:12:51,939 You're joking, right? 228 00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:24,346 - Who could this be? - You don't know?! 229 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,098 Checco... 230 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:28,225 - Checco. - Checco! 231 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:30,102 Auntie Ritella! 232 00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:31,854 Checco! 233 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,357 - Remember me? - It's been ages! 234 00:13:35,441 --> 00:13:36,984 Thirty years, Auntie. 235 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:39,111 - The boy? - He's Nicolo 236 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:41,196 my son - Finally I 237 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,824 meet him! What brings you here? 238 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,243 - We're on vacation. - Where you staying? 239 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:48,954 Here with you. Our bags. Come on! 240 00:14:00,341 --> 00:14:01,717 Incredible! 241 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:05,095 Nothing's changed. Same beds, same closet. 242 00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:06,889 All the same. 243 00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:10,642 Come to papa, come... 244 00:14:10,768 --> 00:14:13,020 You should know that papa 245 00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:18,525 when he was your age, spent his first vacation here. This very place. 246 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:21,403 Incredible... it's fantastic. 247 00:14:21,779 --> 00:14:24,531 And it's a fact: My first night here 248 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:28,035 right in this bed, I made pee-pee. 249 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:32,164 Did Auntie get pissed off the next morning! 250 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:33,999 It was right here. 251 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:37,669 No! The stain... is still there! Fantastic! 252 00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:40,631 And the same Mold, the same humidity. 253 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,925 Ah... know why those cracks are there? 254 00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,927 - Why? - Earthquakes. 255 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:48,055 Ti-ti-ti-ti-ti, we'll have fun. 256 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:52,684 Best we call mama... and the child rescue line. 257 00:14:55,396 --> 00:14:57,064 Mr. Surace, good morning! 258 00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:59,817 Zalone, where the fuck are you? 259 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:03,570 Are you working? Are you pounding your area? 260 00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:07,574 No need to worry, sir because I'm here in Molise 261 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:11,453 where there's a strong family presence and as you know that's 262 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,580 my target - Of course. 263 00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:15,791 I already made a client list 264 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,210 and they're all penetrable. 265 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,087 Open your ears, Zalone. 266 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:24,842 If this week you don't sell at least seven vacuum cleaners 267 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,969 you're out! 268 00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:38,605 Eh no! That's twice. He's not paying the water. It costs! 269 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:41,608 So Auntie, are you happy to 270 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,735 - see us? - Yes. 271 00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:45,237 Hell, we're never in touch. 272 00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:49,867 I know nothing about our relatives. How are they? What are they doing? 273 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,204 Eh... Auntie Pina, how is she? 274 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,624 She's there. 275 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,711 What a shame. 276 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,714 Aunt Madia? 277 00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,635 Aunt Madia too. 278 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,387 - Aunt Angela? - There. 279 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,018 Auntie Rosa... which corner? 280 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,519 No, Rosa isn't dead. 281 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,606 - Survived? - She's in Canada 282 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,232 with her daughters. 283 00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:27,029 Damn! Canada with her daughters... so even Margherita 284 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:28,614 Rosanna, Elena 285 00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:29,907 all in Canada. 286 00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:31,492 Know who's still here? 287 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:35,871 Onofrio, your cousin. He got married, 288 00:16:35,913 --> 00:16:37,915 and has 2 boys your son's age. 289 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:42,002 Onofrio's wife... is she into housecleaning? 290 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,672 - The hell do I care?! - Okay, calm down. 291 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,510 Let's go Nicolo, time to play! 292 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,929 You're gonna play dressed like that? 293 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:57,142 While Papa runs an errand, you'll play with the other kids in town. 294 00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:01,813 Come on, they're all waiting. Curious to find out who Nicolo is. 295 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,943 Let's go Nicolo, time to play! 296 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:31,843 Wait... wait... there's gonna be kids. 297 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:33,554 G'morning. 298 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:36,098 Do you know if there's a place here 299 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,475 in town like... a school yard 300 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,103 where kids can play? 301 00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:44,356 Or even a park where 302 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:50,862 a playground where kids meet other kids? 303 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:54,616 All right, they're like men, only smaller 304 00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:58,996 without beards and higher voices and 305 00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:01,373 at around thirteen they get fuzzy. 306 00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:05,711 - Excuse me... Town Hall please? - Who for? 307 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,213 - The Mayor. - I'm the Mayor. 308 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,757 I brought my son here on vacation. 309 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:13,385 - You're a doofus! - Thank you. 310 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:21,476 - These places are so beautiful. - Sure, papa, maybe with friends. 311 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,270 Don't worry. 312 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:27,274 - Papa, where are we going? - To Onofrio's, my cousin. 313 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:30,360 He's got two boys your age. 314 00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:34,156 When I used to come here we were always together. 315 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:39,161 He's a bundle of laughs. Just you wait and see. 316 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:43,915 One day my wife says she's fed up with small-town life, 317 00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:46,668 and wants to move to the big city. 318 00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:48,879 So she ran off with another man. 319 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:49,796 To Milan? 320 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,882 To Isernia. 321 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:56,803 Onofrio, women have these moments of confusion. You gotta understand her. 322 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,430 How are the boys? 323 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,311 Dead? 324 00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:06,688 - She took them with her. - Ah... 325 00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:09,399 She took them... 326 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:13,528 - There's nobody left in this house. - Completely alone now, eh? 327 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:15,822 How do you manage, Onofrio? 328 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,532 With the housecleaning? 329 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:22,329 Look how dirty! Full of mites! If your wife comes back, she'll run away again. 330 00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:24,915 Onofrio, you're a lucky man. 331 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:30,295 I... You lucky bugger! I've got a product that's just right for you. 332 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,963 This here... wait! 333 00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:37,302 This month we're offering 30% off to abandoned men of the South. 334 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,097 - We used to have that very one. - Used to. 335 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,098 She took it. 336 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:47,104 - I'll write up the contract. - in the closet. 337 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:50,732 Blessed woman... Where are they? 338 00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:55,237 Checco look... she left it! She left it here! 339 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,243 Took the kids, left the cleaner? 340 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:04,830 - The whore! - You said to be understanding. 341 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:09,251 You should've understood she's a whore. Not now. Before you married her! 342 00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:19,761 Where the fuck does this shit go? 343 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,889 Would you stop cursing?! That TV doesn't 344 00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:25,892 - have a SCART plug. - They're not curses, 345 00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:27,894 but solution-finding formulas. 346 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:31,857 There is no solution! The TV's $0 years old! 347 00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:35,610 No! No! 348 00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:42,868 I left this here thirty years ago. Know what it is? 349 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,536 What? 350 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,923 What's this noise? 351 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,051 Blood and hell! 352 00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:04,681 What the...?! Are you outta your mind? Electricity costs! 353 00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:07,058 - You're crazy! - What can it cost? 354 00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:11,271 - Look at the bill they sent me! - A two-month totalling 6 Euros! 355 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:15,901 In August I pay 4 Euros, at most 5, but 6 never! 356 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:19,780 - It's a tragedy! - The boy needs fun. A little humanity! 357 00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,823 - Come on! - Now I'll 358 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,701 show him fun! Relax. Nicolo! 359 00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:30,165 Pray for your children. 360 00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:35,545 Mother who can do all. 361 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:40,091 And beg God's mercy! 362 00:21:40,217 --> 00:21:43,970 - Mama, you wouldn't believe it. - Sweetie, listen to me. Tell 363 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:47,474 papa to take you to Piombino tomorrow. 364 00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:51,102 - Sokaina, what time? - Noon. Assad will be waiting. 365 00:21:51,228 --> 00:21:53,480 You hear that? Don't you worry. 366 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:56,107 - Tell him not to be late! - Okay. 367 00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:59,110 - Ciao darling, ciao. - Ciao. Goodnight. 368 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:03,740 My poor boy! What did I do to deserve this? What did I do?! 369 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,494 Nicolo! 370 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:10,497 Nicolo! 371 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,627 Oh! What are you doing? 372 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,630 Ehm... I talked to mama. 373 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,007 You tell her everything's fine? 374 00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:23,718 Tomorrow I have to go to Piombino. 375 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,346 Piombino? What for? 376 00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:28,723 To leave on vacation with Sokaina. 377 00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:32,978 Papa takes you on vacation and you split?! 378 00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:34,896 Don't treat me like an idiot! 379 00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:39,651 You leave with me, today we arrive and tomorrow you wanna leave? 380 00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:43,530 I studied all year for this vacation because I really cared. You 381 00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:46,741 - instead, came to sell vacuum cleaners! - Calm down. 382 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:51,496 Vacation?! I would've had more fun at home with friends. Tomorrow we're going! 383 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,415 - Why? - 'Cause we're going! 384 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:56,376 - Why? - 'Cause you've pissed me off! 385 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:00,171 Nicolo! 386 00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:06,052 Come here right now! Come on, over here! 387 00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:09,055 Repeat what you said! 388 00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:11,766 You're selling vacuum cleaners. 389 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,894 No, what you said after. 390 00:23:13,935 --> 00:23:17,814 - Tomorrow we're... - What you said after that... 391 00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:22,903 - You've pissed me off! - So then you're normal! 392 00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:25,822 Come here! 393 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:28,825 I was gonna take you to a therapist. 394 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:34,080 No bad words, never a bad word. I waited but never any bad words. 395 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:38,835 Let's go to sleep now. Just relax, there's no need to worry. 396 00:23:38,919 --> 00:23:41,713 How many things I've missed, my boy! 397 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:45,592 Sorry, but I choke up when 398 00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:51,097 I think I missed the first time you said a bad word. 399 00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:55,352 - Go to sleep now. Are you all right? - Yes, but who are they? 400 00:23:55,477 --> 00:24:01,608 Who? Ah, that's a compilation 401 00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:04,486 that Auntie makes every year 402 00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:08,448 a sort of "Deathmania 2013", don't worry about it. 403 00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:12,869 - Hey, you're all cold! - Yeah. I feel a little cold. 404 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:18,875 Wait here... Hold the light... now I'll teach her a lesson. 405 00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,131 The old bitch had one! 406 00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:39,354 This consumes a whole lot! 407 00:24:58,999 --> 00:25:02,293 Nicolo, let's go! Ciao Auntie. We're going. 408 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:05,171 Not having breakfast? 409 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:08,133 No, it'll cause heaviness. 410 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,760 - Let's go. - Nicolo 411 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:14,764 come here. Auntie has a nice gift for you. 412 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,937 See how Auntie, at heart... 413 00:25:22,272 --> 00:25:24,691 Never mind. Ciao. 414 00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:35,035 Weren't you the one who spoke of serenity. 415 00:25:35,076 --> 00:25:38,788 In those moments of what now? 416 00:25:39,831 --> 00:25:43,918 Like you said, the higher the hill. 417 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,839 The more fun the ride down. 418 00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:56,473 What happened now papa? 419 00:25:57,849 --> 00:26:05,849 Don't you feel the buckets of sunshine on your skin? 420 00:26:07,984 --> 00:26:15,984 You can ride on my shoulders, pull hard on the suspenders. 421 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:20,872 And we'll fly away from here! 422 00:26:26,127 --> 00:26:28,004 Papa, are you sad? 423 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,884 Is papa the kind that gets discouraged? 424 00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:35,261 Let's go, come on! 425 00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:37,347 Remind those people 426 00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:41,142 that we did a lot for them. Now it's their turn. Rub it in! 427 00:26:41,226 --> 00:26:43,144 Okay? Come here! 428 00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:49,275 Go now. 429 00:27:34,529 --> 00:27:37,657 How could you even dream of doing such a thing?! 430 00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:39,826 You were crying like a baby! 431 00:27:39,951 --> 00:27:41,828 Me? 432 00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:45,540 You don't know your father. You still don't know him. 433 00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:50,295 - Now there'll be a fight with mama. - Anyway you're separated. 434 00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:53,715 Who told you that? We're not separated, me and your mother. 435 00:27:53,798 --> 00:27:56,718 - Pa, cut the bullshit! - Nicolo! 436 00:27:56,801 --> 00:27:59,679 bad words must be authorized by me! 437 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,681 Your mother and I, yes 438 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:06,102 - we're going through a momen... - "Momentary downturn," I know. 439 00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:12,483 But we love each other. Trust me. We'll be together again, 440 00:28:12,609 --> 00:28:14,235 and next year 441 00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:17,488 God willing, the stork will bring you a brother. Okay? 442 00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:21,492 Stork? Papa, am I authorized to call you a dork? 443 00:28:22,952 --> 00:28:24,704 You're becoming a big man! 444 00:28:24,996 --> 00:28:27,248 You're becoming a big stinker! 445 00:28:28,124 --> 00:28:29,124 Papa, a zoo! 446 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,961 There's a sign. Look, a zoo! 447 00:28:57,111 --> 00:28:59,489 Excuse me, boy. 448 00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:03,159 Do you know where the zoo is? 449 00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:05,411 Boy. 450 00:29:06,663 --> 00:29:08,665 Boy? 451 00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:11,042 Oh! Boy! 452 00:29:11,125 --> 00:29:14,170 Where's the zoo? Seeing there's a sign. 453 00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:20,260 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE ZOO IS? 454 00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:23,179 - It's here. - That's the zoo? 455 00:29:23,263 --> 00:29:26,140 And your goldfish is the Genoa aquarium? 456 00:29:26,182 --> 00:29:28,393 Humility boy! What's your name? 457 00:29:29,686 --> 00:29:31,688 WHAT'S YOUR NAME?! 458 00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:33,314 Lorenzo. 459 00:29:33,398 --> 00:29:35,191 WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER? 460 00:29:36,317 --> 00:29:37,317 There. 461 00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:39,028 Zoe, selective mutism 462 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,031 in children is a transient disorder. 463 00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:45,285 But it's a year that Lorenzo hasn't spoken. 464 00:29:45,576 --> 00:29:50,415 We'll continue with the breathing exercises... hippotherapy... herbs. 465 00:29:50,707 --> 00:29:53,668 - And maybe some medications. - No, please no drugs! 466 00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:55,712 Mild remedies. 467 00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:59,090 - Good morning. - Good morning. 468 00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:05,805 - I just spoke to Lorenzo. He told me. - Excuse me my son talked to you? 469 00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:08,850 - Yes, Lorenzo. - He told you his name? 470 00:30:08,933 --> 00:30:11,602 - It's a secret? - Where is he? 471 00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:16,607 Over there with my son. Nicolo! 472 00:30:17,734 --> 00:30:19,736 Nicolo! Nicolo! 473 00:30:20,737 --> 00:30:23,865 - I'm afraid of big dogs. - Mine's a Great Dane. 474 00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:28,870 Danes are huge, aren't they? But I heard they're friendly. 475 00:30:28,995 --> 00:30:31,497 - Do you play soccer? - Yes. 476 00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:35,585 Ever been to a zoo? You know how dolphins sleep? 477 00:30:35,626 --> 00:30:37,128 How? 478 00:30:39,756 --> 00:30:41,883 Two kids. 479 00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:45,887 Excuse me for insisting, but 480 00:30:46,262 --> 00:30:49,140 describe the dynamics of your encounter with Lorenzo? 481 00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:52,393 Again? Okay, for the last time. 482 00:30:52,727 --> 00:30:54,896 I called him normally: "boy!" 483 00:30:54,979 --> 00:30:57,482 Nothing, he wouldn't answer. At that point... 484 00:30:57,523 --> 00:31:01,277 I raised my voice: "BOY!" 485 00:31:01,402 --> 00:31:06,240 And the boy began to... Excuse me, but who are you? 486 00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:09,035 I'm the psychologist tending to Lorenzo. 487 00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:12,538 He only needs an ear doctor... Earwax. 488 00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:14,040 Have him prescribe... 489 00:31:14,165 --> 00:31:18,419 Ear picks and you've solved the problem, all right? 490 00:31:18,544 --> 00:31:20,797 I have to leave now... Nicolo! 491 00:31:20,922 --> 00:31:23,424 - Keep him here! - Where are you headed? 492 00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:26,511 - We're looking for a hotel. - You can stay here! 493 00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:29,931 - I can't accept. For free? - Yes. - I accept. 494 00:31:30,139 --> 00:31:35,061 - Zoe is the name of an art gallery? - Now I'm featuring this photographer. 495 00:31:35,186 --> 00:31:36,938 Very talented. 496 00:31:38,022 --> 00:31:40,942 That? How do you like it? It's an old model. 497 00:31:41,067 --> 00:31:44,904 - That's the oeuvre of a French artist. - Ah an oeuvre. 498 00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:47,657 The canvas represents Culture 499 00:31:48,783 --> 00:31:51,536 degraded by the presence of an element 500 00:31:51,828 --> 00:31:55,081 such as a vacuum cleaner, a typical objected portraying 501 00:31:55,164 --> 00:32:00,211 the wretchedness of man, his degradation and annihilation. 502 00:32:00,837 --> 00:32:06,592 A world you wouldn't want to know, but which sadly exists. 503 00:32:06,717 --> 00:32:08,428 - Is the artist alive? - Yes. 504 00:32:08,719 --> 00:32:10,721 - Let's hope he dies. - Why? 505 00:32:10,847 --> 00:32:16,727 Better if under a train, annihilated... offended. 506 00:32:18,062 --> 00:32:20,481 - This way. - Your mother's canary! 507 00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:26,612 Nuts, millet seed with wild asparagus. Delicious! 508 00:32:26,737 --> 00:32:29,866 Basmati with turmeric, which I adore! 509 00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:33,369 Soy bean sprouts with algae, amaranth with 510 00:32:33,453 --> 00:32:36,497 pumpkin and sunflower seeds. Joy for the palate! 511 00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:39,876 Ehm... a slice of meat for the boy? 512 00:32:40,001 --> 00:32:42,628 We're vegan, sorry. 513 00:32:42,712 --> 00:32:47,216 All right, no problem. I'll eat... what's this? Millet. 514 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:07,028 Ciao mama, I'm having a blast! 515 00:33:07,737 --> 00:33:10,907 Ciao Daniela. We're here at hippotherapy with Zoe. 516 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,242 The boy is doing fine. 517 00:33:13,534 --> 00:33:18,289 He made friends with Lorenzo Zoe's son, and other problem kids. 518 00:33:18,414 --> 00:33:22,793 What can I say? We're fine. My best to your colleagues. Optimism! 519 00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:25,505 Who is this Zoe? 520 00:33:26,297 --> 00:33:28,299 I'm a yoga enthusiast. 521 00:33:35,431 --> 00:33:37,558 - Your son's first time? - No, he was a 522 00:33:37,934 --> 00:33:41,562 breather from early on. He was born that way. 523 00:33:43,314 --> 00:33:45,566 - Hello. - Hello. 524 00:33:52,156 --> 00:33:53,199 Let's go. 525 00:33:53,324 --> 00:33:56,911 I need to talk to the master. Go, I'll be right there. 526 00:33:56,953 --> 00:33:58,704 G'morning - Exhi! 527 00:33:58,788 --> 00:34:01,165 - Oh sorry. - Exhi's my name. 528 00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:02,708 Ah for crying... 529 00:34:04,168 --> 00:34:05,711 Relax. 530 00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:09,340 - I was observing you. - I know. 531 00:34:09,966 --> 00:34:14,053 And you gave the impression of someone with many questions inside. 532 00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:16,597 - Yes. - But I think one question 533 00:34:16,847 --> 00:34:19,100 is more important than the others. 534 00:34:19,183 --> 00:34:20,810 - Yes. - Ask it. 535 00:34:20,851 --> 00:34:23,229 How do you dust your carpets? 536 00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:26,482 Because I sell vacuum cleaners with special nozzles. 537 00:34:26,566 --> 00:34:30,069 Because we've got a 1139 Euro offer. Wanna buy it? 538 00:34:33,072 --> 00:34:34,949 Need to meditate on it? 539 00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:42,248 - Where we going? - To a movie set. 540 00:34:42,498 --> 00:34:46,335 A movie set? Really? Professional or crappy make-believe? 541 00:34:46,627 --> 00:34:48,254 No, professional. 542 00:34:48,588 --> 00:34:50,464 - Nicolo! - Yes? 543 00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:53,134 - Ever been to a movie set? - No never. 544 00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:54,885 It's a real blast! 545 00:34:55,011 --> 00:34:57,346 Pull out this plug. 546 00:34:58,472 --> 00:35:01,267 I no longer wish to nourish this body. 547 00:35:02,143 --> 00:35:03,644 Feed me no longer 548 00:35:03,769 --> 00:35:06,230 this daily bread of bitterness. 549 00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:09,025 - CUT!!! - Cut! Cut! 550 00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:14,905 - It's not right. - No, not right. 551 00:35:15,740 --> 00:35:19,535 To me she reeks of bourgeoisie. 552 00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:21,871 Hey, I smelled it too. 553 00:35:21,912 --> 00:35:25,374 I figured it was from outside. Fuck's sake, wash! 554 00:35:25,416 --> 00:35:27,168 And a girl no less! 555 00:35:27,293 --> 00:35:30,671 I've got it. Instead of a monologue a dialogue! 556 00:35:30,755 --> 00:35:32,298 Yes, brilliant! 557 00:35:32,423 --> 00:35:35,885 With someone who urges her to go on living. 558 00:35:35,926 --> 00:35:38,137 - You're a genius. - A genius! 559 00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:39,555 Just anyone, like 560 00:35:39,639 --> 00:35:43,809 a prototype of the average Italian. Nondescript - Yes yes. 561 00:35:43,934 --> 00:35:48,272 Eh... those faces devoid of a certain... 562 00:35:54,403 --> 00:35:57,531 "Euthanasia Mon Amour" 85A, take one! 563 00:35:58,074 --> 00:36:00,284 Pull this plug! 564 00:36:00,576 --> 00:36:03,329 No, no, I will not unplug you. 565 00:36:03,412 --> 00:36:08,959 You can't decree your end. Nobody has that right. Life is an "inalenable"... 566 00:36:09,085 --> 00:36:10,336 "Inalienable" papa! 567 00:36:10,419 --> 00:36:13,464 Sorry... Life is an inalienable papa gift. 568 00:36:13,589 --> 00:36:15,675 No, no. I won't pull this 569 00:36:15,716 --> 00:36:18,094 - plug. Eat this bread! - CUT! 570 00:36:18,177 --> 00:36:20,471 It needs to be simpler. 571 00:36:20,554 --> 00:36:24,600 As if you were in your town talking to a girlfriend, okay? 572 00:36:24,684 --> 00:36:26,352 Yo, eat yer sandwich! 573 00:36:26,477 --> 00:36:31,232 You're skin and bones. Look at you! A little fat is good for you! 574 00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:34,068 Eat! 575 00:36:34,110 --> 00:36:35,611 - My mother's style. - CUT! 576 00:36:35,736 --> 00:36:38,489 Just give her the bread and be mute, please! 577 00:36:38,614 --> 00:36:43,077 You yum-yum sandwich! Or you die! You skinny-skinny! 578 00:36:43,119 --> 00:36:47,623 Skinny-skinny bad. Sandwich good-good. - CUT! CUT! 579 00:36:47,707 --> 00:36:49,458 CUT! 580 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:53,838 - Thank you, it's a wrap. - If she's a dud... 581 00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:55,506 Whaddya want from me? 582 00:36:56,006 --> 00:36:57,883 Just a second, Lorenzo. 583 00:36:58,092 --> 00:37:02,847 - A debacle, damn them! - Ludovico, wait! 584 00:37:13,524 --> 00:37:15,276 I don't know what got into him. 585 00:37:15,401 --> 00:37:18,779 - Zoe! Did something happen? - No, nothing. 586 00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:22,032 - Was it me? - No, it's not you. 587 00:37:22,116 --> 00:37:25,119 No, 'cause normally I act. But let's say that... 588 00:37:25,161 --> 00:37:30,791 This director Ludovico, is a bit... - He's an asshole! 589 00:37:30,875 --> 00:37:33,544 Come on, don't talk like that in front of the children. 590 00:37:33,627 --> 00:37:37,173 He's a dumb-ass, that's what, a bit of a dumb-ass. 591 00:37:40,885 --> 00:37:44,805 No, on set I didn't realize that he was Lorenzo's father 592 00:37:44,889 --> 00:37:46,432 the director. 593 00:37:46,557 --> 00:37:48,058 I'm afraid I said things that... 594 00:37:48,142 --> 00:37:52,938 He promised to spend time with him. Instead, he's stuck on the film. 595 00:37:53,022 --> 00:37:57,026 You told me this at eleven, now it's one. Time to go to bed. 596 00:37:57,067 --> 00:38:02,156 He doesn't understand how his behaviour is hurting Lorenzo. 597 00:38:03,199 --> 00:38:04,408 You already said that too. 598 00:38:04,450 --> 00:38:08,162 - He's a totally nonaffective person. - Nonaffective. 599 00:38:08,204 --> 00:38:11,290 - Incapable of feeling sentiment. - Sentiment. 600 00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:16,170 - He sacrificed interaction with his son. - Sacrificed... interaction... son... 601 00:38:16,212 --> 00:38:20,090 - And that's the cause of Lorenzo's mutism. - cause... Lorenzo's mutism. 602 00:38:20,216 --> 00:38:24,678 I know... it's better now... 603 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:27,723 I lost ten years of my life with him. 604 00:38:28,599 --> 00:38:31,936 No... my boy... it's not what... 605 00:38:32,728 --> 00:38:34,480 Dummy! 606 00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:39,443 There's nothing... silly... wait Zoe! 607 00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:44,824 My son saw us from the window and it looks like... Know what I mean? 608 00:38:48,077 --> 00:38:51,997 Zoe... I'm asking you please... Come on! 609 00:39:01,966 --> 00:39:04,260 Checco, can we go swimming? 610 00:39:04,635 --> 00:39:05,635 You're nuts! 611 00:39:05,761 --> 00:39:07,012 It's fantastic! 612 00:39:07,346 --> 00:39:10,516 Lorenzo... it's $ in the morning, go to sleep, please. 613 00:39:11,141 --> 00:39:13,769 Then can we hunt fireflies? 614 00:39:14,144 --> 00:39:17,147 Last year, one night there were tons of them. 615 00:39:18,649 --> 00:39:22,278 - You gotta tell jokes now? Come on! - Her name is Cecilia... 616 00:39:22,528 --> 00:39:25,781 - Photonic ray. Galactic eyes. - You're a cruel bastard too! 617 00:39:25,906 --> 00:39:28,033 Galactic number 96. Lepioscura... 618 00:39:28,158 --> 00:39:29,410 Listen to me! 619 00:39:29,535 --> 00:39:33,414 Do you know your papa is a completely nonaffective person 620 00:39:33,539 --> 00:39:37,293 who abandoned every form of interplay with you? That's right. 621 00:39:37,376 --> 00:39:40,254 Only caring about his ego. 622 00:39:40,296 --> 00:39:44,300 Ohhh... Did you get hit by selective mutism? 623 00:39:44,383 --> 00:39:47,636 Good, now go to sleep. Move it, back to bed, go! 624 00:39:47,678 --> 00:39:49,930 Tomorrow I'll unblock you. 625 00:39:50,514 --> 00:39:53,684 Switch off the light with mutism. 626 00:39:58,063 --> 00:40:01,525 Damn it... Yesterday Lorenzo was doing so well! 627 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:03,527 Can't they go to your mother's? 628 00:40:03,569 --> 00:40:06,071 I asked, but Checco has to leave. 629 00:40:06,155 --> 00:40:11,327 He said he's got a workshop with Americans. He's a businessman. 630 00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:13,287 What a pity! 631 00:40:13,329 --> 00:40:15,080 Zalone, what's up? 632 00:40:15,164 --> 00:40:19,084 You were in Molise and you didn't close one fucking deal?! 633 00:40:19,209 --> 00:40:21,587 Sir, you don't need to worry. 634 00:40:21,670 --> 00:40:24,673 Right! You're the one who needs to worry! 635 00:40:25,215 --> 00:40:26,842 Goodbye. 636 00:40:27,718 --> 00:40:31,555 - Why can't we go with them? - Nicolo, I told you why. 637 00:40:31,597 --> 00:40:33,849 You saw how they are. 638 00:40:33,974 --> 00:40:37,311 Floor beds, energy flows, hippotherapy 639 00:40:37,353 --> 00:40:42,107 breathing... They're Communists, Nicolo! 640 00:40:42,232 --> 00:40:45,110 My teacher taught me not to discriminate, 641 00:40:45,194 --> 00:40:50,074 for political reasons, or ethnic reasons or reasons of sexual orientation. 642 00:40:50,366 --> 00:40:52,993 - Shut your trap! - You're narrow-minded! 643 00:40:53,077 --> 00:40:55,996 What if one day I confess that I'm... 644 00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:01,961 - What? - No, never mind. 645 00:41:03,253 --> 00:41:05,005 I got enough troubles... 646 00:41:05,089 --> 00:41:08,217 What were you saying? What if you confess you're...? 647 00:41:08,258 --> 00:41:09,343 It was hypothetical. 648 00:41:09,385 --> 00:41:14,014 If we talk now, we can still do something, there's still time. 649 00:41:14,098 --> 00:41:17,351 Come on... What if you confess that you're...? 650 00:41:17,393 --> 00:41:19,770 - Homosexual. - Aah! 651 00:41:21,855 --> 00:41:23,482 I thought Communist. 652 00:41:23,524 --> 00:41:26,485 Go take a hike! You scared me! 653 00:41:28,487 --> 00:41:32,157 - We're going with you! - Really? Hurray! 654 00:41:32,282 --> 00:41:35,244 The human-sexuals are people top to bottom. 655 00:41:35,285 --> 00:41:39,415 Just like us, us normal folks. 656 00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:45,045 They laugh, they cry, they clap their hands. 657 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:48,173 Even if they're a bit partial to ass. 658 00:41:50,509 --> 00:41:53,929 Pa, just put on jeans and a T-shirt and let's go! 659 00:41:54,263 --> 00:41:58,392 No, my son. We have to live like them and dress like them. 660 00:41:58,434 --> 00:41:59,685 To understand 661 00:41:59,810 --> 00:42:03,439 how that ideology burns on the skin. 662 00:42:05,524 --> 00:42:08,652 Excuse me, do you also have Che Guevara bags? 663 00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:35,220 - Good morning everybody! - Welcome back, Lorenzo. 664 00:42:35,345 --> 00:42:38,474 Manuela, look after their needs. 665 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,060 Thank you. 666 00:42:42,603 --> 00:42:43,937 This way, please. Good morning. 667 00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:45,939 Chardonnay, Chardonnay. 668 00:42:46,356 --> 00:42:48,233 This is your Alessian style suite. 669 00:42:48,317 --> 00:42:52,613 Here's the reading area. We've prepared a welcome cocktail. 670 00:42:52,696 --> 00:42:55,699 This is the piano Chopin played before his death. 671 00:42:55,741 --> 00:42:57,493 Kindly follow me. 672 00:43:04,458 --> 00:43:08,754 This is the Marco Polo room, frescoed by Domenico Piola. 673 00:43:09,129 --> 00:43:13,759 A precious table from the 1700's, decorated with lapis lazuli and albumen. 674 00:43:13,884 --> 00:43:17,888 The Oriental style bed was a gift from Prince Scotto. 675 00:43:17,971 --> 00:43:19,598 Guests here have ranged 676 00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,101 from Queen Margherita to Hegel. 677 00:43:22,142 --> 00:43:25,354 - Hegel on this bed? - You're an admirer? 678 00:43:25,395 --> 00:43:30,109 Eva Hegel, seen all her films! Hope you changed the sheets though. 679 00:43:31,652 --> 00:43:33,612 Ah, I almost forgot. 680 00:43:33,654 --> 00:43:36,240 There's private temperature control. 681 00:43:36,532 --> 00:43:38,909 But there's a slight problem with the ionizer. 682 00:43:39,243 --> 00:43:41,912 Eh, hell no! And she saves it for last! 683 00:43:42,037 --> 00:43:45,165 A "slight problem!" Let's go... or do we stay anyway? 684 00:43:45,290 --> 00:43:46,917 Yeah, okay. 685 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,545 Humility. I like it. Humility. 686 00:43:50,379 --> 00:43:52,381 You have nine Euros change? 687 00:43:56,135 --> 00:43:58,262 I'll leave it on the lapis lazuli... tomorrow. 688 00:43:59,638 --> 00:44:01,306 Come here my boy! 689 00:44:03,016 --> 00:44:05,561 Tell mama how much fun! 690 00:44:05,894 --> 00:44:07,938 - Ciao mama! - Ciao Daniela. 691 00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:11,316 - Ciao! - Ciao Daniela! 692 00:44:38,343 --> 00:44:42,848 Philip, Pino, bring me a cocktail, please! 693 00:44:46,476 --> 00:44:48,353 Careful my boy. Careful! 694 00:44:55,861 --> 00:44:59,489 He's doing much better Lorenzo, eh? 695 00:45:00,324 --> 00:45:02,367 Juliette - Look here! 696 00:45:03,702 --> 00:45:05,495 Vittorio is here. 697 00:45:06,872 --> 00:45:10,209 There'd be some papers to sign. 698 00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:11,877 Zoe, please come. 699 00:45:16,882 --> 00:45:18,133 Again? 700 00:45:20,135 --> 00:45:22,137 This stuff again? 701 00:45:22,763 --> 00:45:28,602 This "stuff" is a great opportunity for our companies. - Our companies. 702 00:45:30,020 --> 00:45:34,107 After my father died our firms stopped 703 00:45:34,149 --> 00:45:36,485 producing goods made with care. 704 00:45:36,526 --> 00:45:38,111 Now it's all 705 00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:42,115 just stock market and financial activities. 706 00:45:42,157 --> 00:45:45,911 Sorry my dearest, but after your father died 707 00:45:45,994 --> 00:45:49,122 you own 33% of the company shares, yet you 708 00:45:49,164 --> 00:45:51,166 never showed any interest. 709 00:45:51,291 --> 00:45:52,668 What do you expect now? 710 00:45:52,751 --> 00:45:56,255 To give Vittorio lessons in finance management? 711 00:45:57,130 --> 00:45:59,883 G'morning, how do you do? Zalone. 712 00:45:59,925 --> 00:46:01,802 - Zoe's mama? - Yes. 713 00:46:01,927 --> 00:46:05,931 Incredible. Your old age is truly youthful, my compliments. 714 00:46:06,014 --> 00:46:07,432 The accountant? 715 00:46:07,557 --> 00:46:11,311 - Yes, in a way. - Who are you? 716 00:46:11,687 --> 00:46:15,315 I'm Juliette's companion and the managing director of their companies. 717 00:46:15,399 --> 00:46:17,943 Ah, in fact I heard you talk about finance. 718 00:46:18,026 --> 00:46:19,945 I can offer my expertise... 719 00:46:20,028 --> 00:46:23,323 What outfit were you discussing, Zoe? 720 00:46:23,407 --> 00:46:26,034 - I doubt you know it. - Which? Which? 721 00:46:27,786 --> 00:46:30,831 Fido-Fly, headquartered in Milan? 722 00:46:30,914 --> 00:46:34,835 Represented by the Law Firm Zanoni located in Brugherio? 723 00:46:34,918 --> 00:46:37,587 - Yes. - How are you involved? 724 00:46:37,671 --> 00:46:39,965 We're buying them out. 725 00:46:40,090 --> 00:46:43,218 You want to buy out Fido-Fly? 726 00:46:43,343 --> 00:46:46,305 Holy! No! Really? You're joking? 727 00:46:46,346 --> 00:46:48,598 - No. - Fido-Fly's in deep shit! 728 00:46:48,724 --> 00:46:51,476 Fido-Fly's going belly-up in a couple of weeks. 729 00:46:51,601 --> 00:46:53,603 I'll explain Fido-Fly: 730 00:46:53,687 --> 00:46:58,692 It's a company that lends money to riffraff. 731 00:46:58,734 --> 00:47:02,362 Loans galore! People take advantage of their "TAEG." Know what TAEG is? 732 00:47:02,487 --> 00:47:03,322 It's... 733 00:47:03,363 --> 00:47:05,365 Annual percentage rate of change. 734 00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:06,950 Good boy! So what happens? 735 00:47:07,242 --> 00:47:08,327 The people taking 736 00:47:08,618 --> 00:47:11,079 their money are... Hey, listen up! 737 00:47:11,121 --> 00:47:13,498 The borrowers are beggars 738 00:47:13,582 --> 00:47:17,627 with no collateral, strapped with instalments they'll never pay. 739 00:47:17,753 --> 00:47:21,006 These Fido-Fly people figure that those beggars 740 00:47:21,131 --> 00:47:22,841 with no pay checks 741 00:47:22,883 --> 00:47:25,260 will cough up the money! 742 00:47:25,344 --> 00:47:28,972 Hopeless dumbasses, signora. My advice is 743 00:47:29,014 --> 00:47:31,391 to forget this buy-out. 744 00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:33,226 Signora, I already like you. 745 00:47:33,268 --> 00:47:34,603 Cross my heart. 746 00:47:34,644 --> 00:47:38,982 Forget Fido-Fly. Enjoy your old age. See you tonight, good people! 747 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:43,028 This individual will attend the gala? 748 00:47:43,153 --> 00:47:46,740 Who? My new companion? Yes. 749 00:47:52,913 --> 00:47:58,043 Fido-Fly here. You're late on 48 instalments. When are you settling? 750 00:47:58,168 --> 00:48:02,422 Not now, I'm too young to settle Relax and fuck off. 751 00:48:02,547 --> 00:48:04,674 Tortello in pistachio sauce. 752 00:48:07,552 --> 00:48:09,429 It's ready. Strain it! 753 00:48:09,513 --> 00:48:11,306 If your father... 754 00:48:11,390 --> 00:48:13,183 If father could speak 755 00:48:13,266 --> 00:48:15,018 - he'd speak volumes. - Who can't speak? 756 00:48:15,060 --> 00:48:16,436 My grandpa Riccardo. 757 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,939 - He'd say you're irresponsible. - Where is he? 758 00:48:19,022 --> 00:48:21,024 In heaven. Two years ago. 759 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,444 - He wouldn't approve your sentiments. - If your father could speak 760 00:48:24,528 --> 00:48:28,073 - he'd tell me to live my life. - Wait, wait. 761 00:48:28,156 --> 00:48:29,699 He'd say you squandered... 762 00:48:29,783 --> 00:48:33,954 RICCARDO! Would you talk?! Dumbass! 763 00:48:34,037 --> 00:48:37,290 Your grandson's mutism is your fault! 764 00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:53,473 Vittorio, why did you drop Fido-Fly? 765 00:48:54,182 --> 00:48:56,810 The daughter withdrew her proxy. 766 00:48:56,852 --> 00:48:58,562 The spoiled brat. 767 00:48:58,854 --> 00:49:03,358 No, it's not that. Now she's put her trust in a new companion. 768 00:49:03,483 --> 00:49:05,318 Ah yeah? Who is he? 769 00:49:08,989 --> 00:49:11,450 Idiot. What's with the clothes? 770 00:49:11,491 --> 00:49:15,871 No. Heads up... He knows the score, okay? 771 00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:26,381 Come. 772 00:49:26,465 --> 00:49:29,759 Checco, meet Pier Giorgio, a dear friend of my father. 773 00:49:29,843 --> 00:49:31,636 - A pleasure. - Bollini, hello. 774 00:49:31,761 --> 00:49:33,722 - Zalone. - Hermes, my wife. 775 00:49:33,763 --> 00:49:35,223 - How do you do? - Hermes. 776 00:49:35,265 --> 00:49:37,392 She's my daughter, Olga. 777 00:49:39,519 --> 00:49:41,646 - Excuse me, isn't she...? - No. 778 00:49:41,730 --> 00:49:44,649 - And she is... - Wait, wait! The grandmother! 779 00:49:45,525 --> 00:49:50,113 - See you later. Let's mingle. - Wait, let me talk... don't be rude! 780 00:49:51,281 --> 00:49:56,286 In this African village, the children live in a desperate state. 781 00:49:57,287 --> 00:49:59,789 They have no water, no food. 782 00:50:01,166 --> 00:50:03,919 As you can see, the houses are decrepit. 783 00:50:04,002 --> 00:50:07,297 So you can imagine the health conditions. 784 00:50:07,422 --> 00:50:11,801 Nicolo - They have no vaccines. And that's why 785 00:50:12,135 --> 00:50:14,554 thanks to the help of Father Faberge 786 00:50:14,638 --> 00:50:19,267 we've decided to adopt this village! 787 00:50:20,185 --> 00:50:24,564 I'd like to ask my daughter Zoe, and my grandson Lorenzo 788 00:50:24,689 --> 00:50:29,319 to come on stage with the envelope 789 00:50:29,444 --> 00:50:31,446 proceeds of your offers. 790 00:50:32,447 --> 00:50:34,574 Good evening, thank you. 791 00:50:35,450 --> 00:50:36,910 Ehh, Giulietta 792 00:50:36,952 --> 00:50:40,330 the images were certainly shocking. 793 00:50:40,455 --> 00:50:44,960 I dunno about you, but I got a lump in my throat. 794 00:50:45,043 --> 00:50:48,588 Excuse me, could I have some Champagne please? 795 00:50:50,090 --> 00:50:51,967 - May we know... - Vintage 2008? 796 00:50:53,301 --> 00:50:58,056 - May we know the amount, please? - Yes, wait, right away. 797 00:51:01,851 --> 00:51:07,357 Excuse me, but I'm moved because this check 798 00:51:07,482 --> 00:51:09,859 isn't postdated! 799 00:51:09,985 --> 00:51:12,862 Hey look... have you ever seen one? - No, never. 800 00:51:12,946 --> 00:51:15,365 Your goodness is incredible! 801 00:51:15,490 --> 00:51:16,741 The amount please! 802 00:51:16,825 --> 00:51:18,451 $3,000 Euros! 803 00:51:19,995 --> 00:51:24,082 - $3,000 Euros. - And indeed with $3,000 Euros... 804 00:51:24,124 --> 00:51:28,461 we can buy many things for the village. - Many, many... 805 00:51:28,503 --> 00:51:30,630 many vacuum cleaners! 806 00:51:30,714 --> 00:51:33,883 Friends, hands are useless against African mites. 807 00:51:33,967 --> 00:51:36,261 Maybe we can buy other things 808 00:51:36,386 --> 00:51:40,098 seeing how the power station is six miles away. 809 00:51:40,140 --> 00:51:44,019 Extension cords! Friends, with extension cords... 810 00:51:44,102 --> 00:51:47,606 Hey, Father Faberge, with an extension cord you're OKAY! 811 00:51:48,023 --> 00:51:50,025 On with the gala! 812 00:51:50,150 --> 00:51:51,484 MUSIC! 813 00:51:54,779 --> 00:51:57,782 They're stealing our rights! 814 00:51:58,241 --> 00:52:02,787 Our dignity! But we'll fight to the death 815 00:52:02,912 --> 00:52:04,748 to claim our rights! 816 00:52:04,789 --> 00:52:07,167 That's why today we're here 817 00:52:07,250 --> 00:52:10,420 instead of being with our children 818 00:52:10,503 --> 00:52:13,632 on a vacation they'd deserve as well. 819 00:52:14,382 --> 00:52:17,427 - Ciao Daniela! - Mama, it's beautiful here! 820 00:52:17,552 --> 00:52:20,680 - Regards to your colleagues! - Ciao! 821 00:52:56,341 --> 00:52:59,719 Not very classy, but lots of fun. 822 00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:03,473 Juliette, is this Checco Zoe's companion? 823 00:53:03,556 --> 00:53:05,600 No, he's just a friend. 824 00:53:05,725 --> 00:53:07,602 Are you sure? 825 00:53:10,188 --> 00:53:13,733 Son, you see, today we're here 826 00:53:13,817 --> 00:53:17,445 among these people, in this luxury, aboard this yacht, 827 00:53:17,487 --> 00:53:20,615 and we feel good, but careful my boy! 828 00:53:20,699 --> 00:53:23,493 You mustn't think this is happiness. 829 00:53:23,576 --> 00:53:27,080 - That's wise, Pa. - 'Cause look over there, Nicolo! 830 00:53:27,122 --> 00:53:29,499 THAT'S happiness! With a helicopter! 831 00:53:29,582 --> 00:53:31,084 - Cool off! - Not this tub! 832 00:53:31,126 --> 00:53:33,253 - That's our goal! - Calm down! 833 00:53:33,336 --> 00:53:37,507 - Together we'll tower over these people! - Keep calm... 834 00:53:37,590 --> 00:53:39,634 And PUH! Sorry, sweetie! 835 00:53:39,718 --> 00:53:43,763 Because for me and you, son, the sky's the limit, Nicolo! 836 00:54:04,242 --> 00:54:07,412 Mr. Manieri, thank you for joining us. 837 00:54:07,495 --> 00:54:10,290 Indulge our curiosity: Are you here on vacation? 838 00:54:10,415 --> 00:54:11,791 Vacation? What's that? 839 00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:16,629 - He's hot tonight. - There are rumors that 840 00:54:16,671 --> 00:54:19,382 you'll be President of the Manufacturers Group. 841 00:54:19,424 --> 00:54:22,677 Highly unlikely. Juliette would throw me out. Wouldn't you? 842 00:54:24,429 --> 00:54:26,806 It's working, he's got them! 843 00:54:26,890 --> 00:54:28,933 - One question? - Without a lawyer? 844 00:54:31,311 --> 00:54:33,438 Juliette, he's going really... 845 00:54:34,147 --> 00:54:37,692 I am absolutely in favor of 846 00:54:37,776 --> 00:54:40,528 Europe and the rules that 847 00:54:40,570 --> 00:54:43,573 our European partners have codified. 848 00:54:43,698 --> 00:54:48,077 Keep your lousy Europe with its murderous HACCP! 849 00:54:48,828 --> 00:54:51,664 - Hear hear! Damned right! - Quiet! 850 00:54:51,706 --> 00:54:55,043 I think women on the work force... 851 00:54:55,418 --> 00:54:59,547 Tell us about the costs of female workers on maternity leave! 852 00:55:02,217 --> 00:55:03,718 This guy's out of his mind. 853 00:55:03,843 --> 00:55:06,095 Mr. Manieri, I see someone who's upset. 854 00:55:06,179 --> 00:55:08,306 Bring him a microphone please. 855 00:55:09,599 --> 00:55:11,851 - Good evening. - Care to ask a question? 856 00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:14,229 I'm offering answers, dear Kojak! 857 00:55:14,312 --> 00:55:15,730 Tonight I haven't felt 858 00:55:15,814 --> 00:55:19,067 any VAT numbers throbbing in our hearts. 859 00:55:19,108 --> 00:55:20,985 It needs to be said. 860 00:55:21,569 --> 00:55:24,989 Vittorio, you're not ready to represent us. 861 00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:31,371 Vittorio, you say "Europe," but you don't mention HACCP! 862 00:55:31,496 --> 00:55:33,373 It's... eh... 863 00:55:35,375 --> 00:55:39,128 "Hazard Analysis Critical Control Points". Come on! 864 00:55:39,254 --> 00:55:41,631 Good boy. And what does it mean? 865 00:55:41,714 --> 00:55:43,716 If I produce a mozzarella 866 00:55:43,758 --> 00:55:47,887 I gotta write on the cover wrap its expiry date 867 00:55:48,012 --> 00:55:49,347 that it was made by 868 00:55:49,389 --> 00:55:51,891 a certain cow living in a certain country 869 00:55:51,975 --> 00:55:57,105 that the milk was in a refrigerated cell at a certain temperature 870 00:55:57,146 --> 00:56:00,859 sterilized in accordance with EU rules... 871 00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:03,152 Eat the mozzarella! Fuck's sake! 872 00:56:03,278 --> 00:56:06,155 Thank you. 873 00:56:07,657 --> 00:56:10,618 Vittorio, you talk about female labor. 874 00:56:10,660 --> 00:56:13,663 But when I the businessman hire 875 00:56:13,746 --> 00:56:20,044 a woman who gets pregnant, I have to pay family allowance. 876 00:56:20,169 --> 00:56:24,674 I gotta substitute her. I gotta train and pay her substitute. 877 00:56:24,799 --> 00:56:29,679 I gotta rehire and retrain her, 'cause meantime she forgot everything. 878 00:56:29,762 --> 00:56:31,431 So you know what I say? 879 00:56:31,556 --> 00:56:36,311 Working girl, you wanna get pregnant? Then I'll bang you! Me your employer! 880 00:56:36,394 --> 00:56:38,396 Thank you big-belly country! 881 00:56:38,438 --> 00:56:43,192 Like this we'll save the country! That's the truth! 882 00:56:43,276 --> 00:56:45,320 Thank you! Autographs later. 883 00:56:50,074 --> 00:56:51,701 Will we be enjoying the company 884 00:56:52,076 --> 00:56:54,579 of your businessman much longer? 885 00:56:54,829 --> 00:56:57,415 - We're yours every single moment! - Send him away! 886 00:57:00,335 --> 00:57:02,462 - Yeah papa! - Go Checco! 887 00:57:02,587 --> 00:57:03,588 No, forget it! 888 00:57:03,713 --> 00:57:06,215 - Make friends with him. - No! 889 00:57:06,299 --> 00:57:09,093 You're a natural. Make friends, hang out together. 890 00:57:09,177 --> 00:57:12,972 Play golf, drink champagne. Operation congeniality. Sometimes a smile 891 00:57:13,056 --> 00:57:18,436 goes a long way. C'mon, smile! That's it excellent! 892 00:57:18,478 --> 00:57:21,481 You work on him and I work on Zoe. 893 00:57:26,986 --> 00:57:29,197 - The stakes? - Your choice. 894 00:57:29,238 --> 00:57:30,823 - Champagne! - Champagne! 895 00:57:30,865 --> 00:57:32,742 - Five cases! - Nooo! 896 00:57:32,825 --> 00:57:35,495 No, no, Vittorio. Ten cases! 897 00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:38,957 Ten, good! I like to play big. 898 00:57:39,248 --> 00:57:42,377 - Of course! It's the only way! - Papa 899 00:57:42,460 --> 00:57:45,838 you don't have enough for even one bottle! 900 00:57:46,631 --> 00:57:50,760 My son, so many things you need to learn about economics! 901 00:57:52,387 --> 00:57:54,514 You see, banks 902 00:57:54,639 --> 00:57:57,725 when you have a piddling debt, they hound you. 903 00:57:57,892 --> 00:58:01,896 For big debts instead, they help you. Understand? 904 00:58:01,980 --> 00:58:04,857 We'll dig huge financial holes together. Let's go. 905 00:58:04,899 --> 00:58:06,401 Twenty cases, Vittorio! 906 00:58:06,484 --> 00:58:09,153 Zoe, with all due respect, this 907 00:58:09,278 --> 00:58:12,532 Checco doesn't seem to be such an expert. 908 00:58:12,657 --> 00:58:15,284 Ah no? Look at this. 909 00:58:16,786 --> 00:58:19,038 FIDO-FLY GOES BANKRUPT 910 00:58:19,163 --> 00:58:21,666 All the dirt on Fido-Fly 911 00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:26,504 - how did you know about it? - Eh... I knew, I knew. 912 00:58:26,546 --> 00:58:30,008 - What's your expertise? - Me? The cleaning sector. 913 00:58:36,264 --> 00:58:41,060 I knew you were a Class A sonovabitch! 914 00:58:42,061 --> 00:58:44,564 Could you also "clean" for our companies? 915 00:58:44,689 --> 00:58:47,066 - I clean everywhere, Vittorio. - Discreetly. 916 00:58:47,150 --> 00:58:50,403 I never talk about other people's dirt, Vittorio. 917 00:58:51,404 --> 00:58:56,534 - Then I guess we can work together. - You've got lots of dust? 918 00:58:59,912 --> 00:59:02,331 Super-papa! 919 00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:06,085 Super-papa! 920 00:59:07,420 --> 00:59:09,464 Super-papa! 921 00:59:13,092 --> 00:59:16,846 He's in the poo but he'll pull through! 922 00:59:18,473 --> 00:59:20,725 Super-papa! 923 00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,687 Super-papa! 924 00:59:26,731 --> 00:59:31,110 Okay then... I'm already tasting the bubbles. 925 00:59:31,694 --> 00:59:35,740 I dunno, but I didn't imagine you were such a good shot. 926 00:59:37,867 --> 00:59:40,328 If I sink this one 927 00:59:40,369 --> 00:59:42,747 I win - Go for it. 928 01:00:00,515 --> 01:00:03,017 - Yes! - No! 929 01:00:03,101 --> 01:00:04,977 No eh!! You don't 930 01:00:05,019 --> 01:00:08,773 cheer mistakes. It's not sportsmanlike! 931 01:00:08,898 --> 01:00:10,650 Checco, he's just a boy. 932 01:00:10,775 --> 01:00:13,736 He has to learn it's done like this! 933 01:00:13,778 --> 01:00:16,906 More contained, more elegant. Okay, now it's my turn. 934 01:00:24,038 --> 01:00:26,415 Go papa, go papa... 935 01:00:51,399 --> 01:00:52,817 Yes!!! Hurray! 936 01:00:52,900 --> 01:00:54,443 Yes!! 937 01:00:54,569 --> 01:00:56,195 You're the champion! 938 01:00:56,279 --> 01:00:57,822 You see your papa? 939 01:00:58,156 --> 01:01:00,825 The best! Yayyyy! 940 01:01:00,950 --> 01:01:04,203 This time you won, but in any case 941 01:01:04,954 --> 01:01:08,457 from now on we're a team, right? 942 01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:13,838 At your disposal, Vittorio. 943 01:01:15,590 --> 01:01:18,342 - See how papa plays golf? - Really well! 944 01:01:18,467 --> 01:01:20,553 - Let's go boys. - Where you going? 945 01:01:20,595 --> 01:01:23,097 - We'll change our clothes and go. - Where? 946 01:01:23,222 --> 01:01:25,349 - It's a secret. - A secret?! 947 01:01:25,433 --> 01:01:28,603 - I can't come? - No. See you tonight. 948 01:01:33,733 --> 01:01:36,861 - I know that you and Vittorio talked. - It's all settled. 949 01:01:38,988 --> 01:01:41,365 Can we trust you? 950 01:01:46,621 --> 01:01:50,499 I said yes, guys. So relax. 951 01:01:52,251 --> 01:01:53,961 Eh, speak of the... 952 01:01:54,837 --> 01:01:56,464 Mr. Surace, g'morning. 953 01:01:56,505 --> 01:01:58,382 Well, the contracts? 954 01:01:59,884 --> 01:02:02,637 Zalone? Zalone! 955 01:02:02,762 --> 01:02:04,889 Hello... Can you hear me? 956 01:02:04,972 --> 01:02:07,725 What the hell is that fool cooking? 957 01:02:07,892 --> 01:02:09,727 Fuck! The battery's shot. 958 01:02:09,769 --> 01:02:13,397 - Take mine. - Thanks, Vittorio. Just a sec, guys. 959 01:02:15,107 --> 01:02:17,777 Hello Mr. Surace, it's Checco. 960 01:02:18,527 --> 01:02:20,029 Good going, Vittorio. 961 01:02:20,238 --> 01:02:24,283 Relax, Surace. I'm in the middle of a huge deal. 962 01:02:24,408 --> 01:02:29,497 Let me explain: I'm here with Pier Giorgio Bollini and Vittorio Manieri 963 01:02:29,538 --> 01:02:33,542 who are both bigshots. We're talking major business. 964 01:02:33,626 --> 01:02:35,670 They have companies 965 01:02:35,795 --> 01:02:37,672 in the Cayman Islands 966 01:02:37,755 --> 01:02:40,174 which practically speaking 967 01:02:40,299 --> 01:02:42,551 fill Chinese boxes with dirty money. 968 01:02:42,677 --> 01:02:46,806 So you can imagine all the dust. But they wanna clean 'em, 969 01:02:46,889 --> 01:02:48,891 so they called me. 970 01:02:48,933 --> 01:02:53,145 Except they wanna clean 'em there and bring 'em to Italy already cleaned. 971 01:02:54,188 --> 01:02:56,023 But when I heard talk 972 01:02:56,065 --> 01:02:59,568 of the Cayman Islands, well, I had a sudden doubt. 973 01:02:59,694 --> 01:03:01,320 Eh. 974 01:03:02,071 --> 01:03:06,575 Do they use a 3-prong plug? 'Cause without a 3-prong it's useless. 975 01:03:06,701 --> 01:03:08,661 I told you to offer Schuko! 976 01:03:08,703 --> 01:03:14,083 Zalone, just one thing: If by tomorrow I don't see a contract you're fired! 977 01:03:16,085 --> 01:03:19,922 So guys, this contract? What's the story? 978 01:03:19,964 --> 01:03:23,175 - Come and meet our friends. - Friends? Let's go. 979 01:03:24,218 --> 01:03:26,721 - Update the file? - Yes. 980 01:03:27,221 --> 01:03:31,225 Girls, I tried my best, but that was their counter offer. 981 01:03:31,309 --> 01:03:35,479 He's in financial straits? What a joke! He's gotta give us 982 01:03:35,563 --> 01:03:38,190 our full due to the last penny! 983 01:03:38,232 --> 01:03:39,984 Otherwise no agreement! 984 01:03:40,067 --> 01:03:43,112 Portofino has always been a tourist haven. 985 01:03:43,195 --> 01:03:46,365 Look who's there! Look where the boss is! 986 01:03:46,449 --> 01:03:49,118 That's financial straights? That?! 987 01:03:49,201 --> 01:03:52,830 - Vittorio, good afternoon. - Thank you, good afternoon. 988 01:03:52,872 --> 01:03:56,751 - Always so dapper! - Happily on vacation, look! 989 01:03:56,834 --> 01:03:58,753 - I dress Italian. - Pay us, dimwit! 990 01:03:58,836 --> 01:04:02,089 I have faith in Italian products because 991 01:04:02,131 --> 01:04:05,092 I know they contain love, care and craftsmanship. 992 01:04:05,134 --> 01:04:07,011 How nice to be free 993 01:04:07,094 --> 01:04:10,014 to sail the sea and sip wine with friends. 994 01:04:10,139 --> 01:04:12,641 - I see one here. - Hello everybody! 995 01:04:12,725 --> 01:04:15,978 - Ask a question! - Yes, what's better on a yacht 996 01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:18,147 bubbly or dry? 997 01:04:18,230 --> 01:04:21,275 Well, let's say that with bubbly there's a party. 998 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,402 It's instant cheer. Fun. 999 01:04:23,527 --> 01:04:27,782 Dry is an "evergreen", let's say a classic. 1000 01:04:27,907 --> 01:04:30,993 But if you ask me, Miss, dry or bubbly, so what? 1001 01:04:31,035 --> 01:04:34,747 What's important is you drink with friends, like Vittorio. 1002 01:04:34,789 --> 01:04:36,415 Cheers then! 1003 01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:38,167 Nicolo! Come and say hello! 1004 01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:41,045 Give a kiss to Uncle Vittorio. Come on! 1005 01:04:42,171 --> 01:04:43,547 Say hello to mama! 1006 01:04:43,672 --> 01:04:46,675 - Hello from Sampdoria! - Liguria. 1007 01:04:46,759 --> 01:04:49,178 Yeah, sure, whatever. Ciao Ciao! 1008 01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:55,309 I swear to you, I had no idea. I swear! 1009 01:04:55,643 --> 01:04:58,813 - What a shithead! - Yes, he's a shithead. 1010 01:05:02,566 --> 01:05:06,946 Where's my cell? Give me my cell, please? Where is it? 1011 01:05:07,071 --> 01:05:11,659 I'll give you a vacation! It's over, loverboy... It's over. 1012 01:05:15,329 --> 01:05:19,208 Daniela, I'm entering a masonry. Catch you later. Ciao! 1013 01:05:27,091 --> 01:05:30,094 - Come with me! - Eh? - Move it, dummy, let's go! 1014 01:05:32,221 --> 01:05:36,809 I'd like to thank my friends 1015 01:05:36,851 --> 01:05:41,730 Vittorio Manieri and Pier Giorgio Bollini for this opportunity. 1016 01:05:41,856 --> 01:05:43,232 What can I say? 1017 01:05:43,357 --> 01:05:45,693 I'm from Apulia, so 1018 01:05:45,734 --> 01:05:49,113 next year we should meet there 'cause there's lots of great masonry. 1019 01:05:49,238 --> 01:05:51,240 It's fine here, but I got 1020 01:05:51,323 --> 01:05:53,993 a lodge in Foggia. Great food! 1021 01:05:54,076 --> 01:05:55,619 See you in Apulia! 1022 01:05:56,871 --> 01:05:58,372 Did I say something wrong? 1023 01:06:03,878 --> 01:06:06,130 You can't imagine how happy Nicolo was. 1024 01:06:06,380 --> 01:06:08,632 Of course, with such a gift! 1025 01:06:08,716 --> 01:06:13,971 How could you think of such a thing? 1026 01:06:14,013 --> 01:06:15,764 It's a gift I wanted for him. 1027 01:06:15,890 --> 01:06:19,101 - I'll fill out a check and pay. - No, don't! 1028 01:06:19,143 --> 01:06:22,771 - Zoe, I can't accept such a thing. - Really, don't. 1029 01:06:22,897 --> 01:06:26,275 - I'm someone who pays his things. - Anyhow, I didn't spend 2018 Euros. 1030 01:06:26,358 --> 01:06:28,903 That's the cash-in date! 1031 01:06:29,028 --> 01:06:33,657 - It was from my heart! - No, it's embarrassing, I'm embarrassed. 1032 01:06:33,782 --> 01:06:36,160 Zoe, you're embarrassing me. 1033 01:06:46,170 --> 01:06:49,256 - What the...? Zoe! - Come on, jump in! 1034 01:06:50,007 --> 01:06:53,135 No, Zoe. Come on! What's gotten into...? 1035 01:06:53,302 --> 01:06:55,429 It's marvellous at night. 1036 01:06:55,513 --> 01:06:57,264 - Zoe... - Come on! 1037 01:06:58,432 --> 01:07:00,559 - Hold still... - I won't do anything. 1038 01:07:00,643 --> 01:07:01,810 Nothing, eh? 1039 01:07:01,936 --> 01:07:03,646 Come on! Get undressed! 1040 01:07:03,687 --> 01:07:08,192 Hold still! Whaddya want? Who called you? Eh? 1041 01:07:08,317 --> 01:07:10,402 Come on! Jump in! 1042 01:07:10,444 --> 01:07:14,698 If I jump in we can cook pasta 'cause the water will boil. 1043 01:07:14,823 --> 01:07:16,700 I'm waiting. 1044 01:07:16,825 --> 01:07:18,327 Just a second. 1045 01:07:22,540 --> 01:07:24,166 Ciao Nicolo, how are you? 1046 01:07:25,042 --> 01:07:28,546 I'm in a tent with Antonio, my new companion. 1047 01:07:28,837 --> 01:07:32,967 You know, sweetie, he's a trade unionist. And he's attentive to the 1048 01:07:33,092 --> 01:07:34,969 needs of us working girls. 1049 01:07:35,052 --> 01:07:37,930 I can't wait for you to meet him! 1050 01:07:40,099 --> 01:07:43,310 My best to your father. Ciao sweetie! 1051 01:07:55,739 --> 01:07:58,450 But did something happen? 1052 01:07:58,492 --> 01:08:01,579 No, Zoe, it's nothing... I just have to go back. 1053 01:08:01,620 --> 01:08:03,622 Anyway Checco, let me say 1054 01:08:03,747 --> 01:08:05,749 we had a fine time and 1055 01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:08,627 Lorenzo is smiling again. 1056 01:08:09,253 --> 01:08:12,256 And for me too it was lots of fun. 1057 01:08:12,381 --> 01:08:14,341 Especially with my mother. 1058 01:08:17,344 --> 01:08:19,263 And I thank you. 1059 01:08:19,346 --> 01:08:22,266 - Instead, I apologize, Zoe. - For what? 1060 01:08:27,021 --> 01:08:28,981 Not even a quickie... 1061 01:08:30,399 --> 01:08:32,151 Who's gonna believe it? 1062 01:08:32,276 --> 01:08:34,486 Lorenzo, ciao pal. 1063 01:08:34,528 --> 01:08:37,031 Remember: No more selective mutism. 1064 01:08:37,114 --> 01:08:41,243 If you feel it coming, just talk it away! Let's go. 1065 01:08:41,535 --> 01:08:43,412 - Ciao Lori! - Ciao. 1066 01:08:44,913 --> 01:08:50,044 I spoke to Checco and he said we'll meet in Venice for Ludovico's film. 1067 01:08:50,169 --> 01:08:53,547 - He won't go to Venice. - Would Cannes be easier? 1068 01:08:53,672 --> 01:08:56,550 No. For him Ludovico's film sucks. 1069 01:09:08,812 --> 01:09:11,440 I can't wait for you to meet him. 1070 01:09:11,774 --> 01:09:14,193 My best to your father! 1071 01:09:16,570 --> 01:09:20,199 - This guy's mama's new friend? - Yes, Nicolo. 1072 01:09:22,284 --> 01:09:24,328 - This puker? - Nicolo! 1073 01:09:24,411 --> 01:09:27,456 Let's not judge before we even meet him 1074 01:09:27,539 --> 01:09:29,833 the jerk! All right? 1075 01:09:29,958 --> 01:09:33,337 You will create a relationship with this gentleman. 1076 01:09:33,420 --> 01:09:35,464 After which, you will freely 1077 01:09:35,547 --> 01:09:40,469 decide whether to stay with mama: Vegetables, beans and early to bed 1078 01:09:40,594 --> 01:09:43,472 videogames max 30 minutes, good luck, 1079 01:09:43,555 --> 01:09:47,810 or else with papa: Soccer games, movies, popcorn 1080 01:09:47,851 --> 01:09:50,813 carbonated beverages without any problems, Nicolo. 1081 01:09:50,854 --> 01:09:55,359 Remember that papa's never been against carbon dioxide. 1082 01:09:55,484 --> 01:09:57,361 He's a fan. 1083 01:09:57,444 --> 01:10:03,575 So now listen up: Stop sniveling my boy! You're a man with a spine. 1084 01:10:03,617 --> 01:10:06,120 Okay? Stop texting mama trying to make 1085 01:10:06,245 --> 01:10:09,248 - her change her mind. - I'm playing Ruzzle. 1086 01:10:09,331 --> 01:10:12,501 You're playing, eh? Well... 1087 01:10:12,626 --> 01:10:15,963 Text mama! Say: Papa loves you. 1088 01:10:16,004 --> 01:10:19,133 Papa really cares. Go back to him! 1089 01:10:20,008 --> 01:10:21,844 You got 100 free messages. 1090 01:10:21,885 --> 01:10:25,222 Send you louse! Write: 1091 01:10:25,264 --> 01:10:28,767 - Don't destroy our "nuclar" family. - "Nuclear". 1092 01:10:28,851 --> 01:10:33,397 You've pissed me, Nicolo! Just write, write the message! 1093 01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:36,108 - You send it! - No! You send it! 1094 01:10:54,668 --> 01:10:57,171 We had a good time together, eh? 1095 01:10:57,921 --> 01:10:59,548 Nicolo, papa's always there. 1096 01:11:00,174 --> 01:11:02,301 If you need me, just call. 1097 01:11:02,426 --> 01:11:06,930 - And always remember? - Optimism. 1098 01:11:07,055 --> 01:11:10,684 Optimism. 'Cause only like that will there be buckets of sunshine. 1099 01:11:10,768 --> 01:11:15,939 Papa, it's buckets of... sunshine. I like it! 1100 01:11:16,523 --> 01:11:18,066 Come here! 1101 01:11:20,068 --> 01:11:21,945 Ciao papa. 1102 01:11:36,710 --> 01:11:40,214 My darling, welcome back! 1103 01:11:43,091 --> 01:11:46,428 - Mama, guess what they gave me! - What? 1104 01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:51,475 What a shitty summer! "Where've you been?" Walking the dog to crap! 1105 01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:53,560 Move it! 1106 01:12:00,359 --> 01:12:03,821 He's VAT. Very important to Nicolo. 1107 01:12:03,862 --> 01:12:05,989 Take good care of him. 1108 01:12:06,114 --> 01:12:08,867 Ciao TAEG. Ciao VAT. 1109 01:12:52,536 --> 01:12:59,793 I play this love story of ours in slow motion. 1110 01:12:59,877 --> 01:13:02,629 I cry and am left breathless. 1111 01:13:03,380 --> 01:13:05,173 Where did I go wrong. 1112 01:13:08,176 --> 01:13:10,554 I focus my thoughts to see 1113 01:13:11,430 --> 01:13:13,807 if I ever hurt you 1114 01:13:15,267 --> 01:13:18,520 if I ever clipped your wings. 1115 01:13:18,562 --> 01:13:21,064 Where did I go wrong? 1116 01:13:22,190 --> 01:13:25,903 I made you iron, I made you scrub. 1117 01:13:25,944 --> 01:13:29,948 I mean, did I ever forbid you to wash a load? 1118 01:13:30,032 --> 01:13:32,200 Where did I go wrong? 1119 01:13:33,911 --> 01:13:37,331 It was your joy to throw out the garbage. 1120 01:13:37,456 --> 01:13:41,335 Your immense emotion to pack the winter clothes. 1121 01:13:41,460 --> 01:13:45,714 What's the sense of this setting sun 1122 01:13:45,839 --> 01:13:49,468 if I go back home and dinner's not ready? 1123 01:13:49,593 --> 01:13:53,555 What good is the morning dew 1124 01:13:53,597 --> 01:13:57,351 if my undies aren't in the dresser? 1125 01:13:57,476 --> 01:14:01,438 What good is my washing machine 1126 01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:08,737 without her pulling out the duds and happily hanging them? 1127 01:14:08,862 --> 01:14:12,616 Maybe it was wrong to buy you a Thermomix. 1128 01:14:12,699 --> 01:14:15,994 You were jealous, I know you babe! 1129 01:14:16,870 --> 01:14:19,873 Maybe you were offended by the dishwasher 1130 01:14:19,998 --> 01:14:23,627 you with your hands are more prodigious. 1131 01:14:24,378 --> 01:14:28,757 Maybe I was wrong to never tell you 1132 01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:31,760 that for me there was only one object 1133 01:14:31,885 --> 01:14:35,263 and that was you you you. 1134 01:15:09,381 --> 01:15:11,883 Two months later. 1135 01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:19,641 MANIERI AND BOLDRINI A TWO-MAN CRIME SYNDICATE 1136 01:15:39,953 --> 01:15:41,329 I chose to meet you 1137 01:15:41,705 --> 01:15:43,206 in the old family factor 1138 01:15:43,331 --> 01:15:45,709 because this is where we began. 1139 01:15:45,792 --> 01:15:49,421 A history of beauty and quality 1140 01:15:49,463 --> 01:15:51,214 admired worldwide. 1141 01:15:51,339 --> 01:15:55,844 Our future challenge is to return to the past, 1142 01:15:55,927 --> 01:15:58,221 but I'll need your help. 1143 01:16:04,978 --> 01:16:08,231 I want to thank the person who opened my eyes, 1144 01:16:08,315 --> 01:16:11,860 and who made all this possible: Checco. 1145 01:16:13,361 --> 01:16:15,947 Good morning one and all. 1146 01:16:26,374 --> 01:16:27,501 Comrades 1147 01:16:28,126 --> 01:16:34,007 I've struggled for you with passion for we must all fight injustice. 1148 01:16:34,091 --> 01:16:38,095 I respect you both as workers and as women inasmuch as lesser... 1149 01:16:38,637 --> 01:16:40,263 Wait! 1150 01:16:40,347 --> 01:16:44,768 the protections you are owed, the "lesser" protections not you. 1151 01:16:44,851 --> 01:16:47,354 I heartily thank you and offer 1152 01:16:47,395 --> 01:16:52,150 my best wishes for the future. P.S. pronounce clearly, papa! 1153 01:16:52,275 --> 01:16:56,530 Then I wanted to saying something to a person who is there among you. 1154 01:16:59,157 --> 01:17:03,495 She's the person I love. The person who I'm suffering for in this period. 1155 01:17:03,537 --> 01:17:09,042 Daniela, I'm a different man today. I've changed a whole lot. 1156 01:17:09,126 --> 01:17:13,421 And I'm willing to do anything to get back with you again. 1157 01:17:13,505 --> 01:17:15,382 Anything, even 1158 01:17:19,261 --> 01:17:21,555 taking out the garbage at night 1159 01:17:24,015 --> 01:17:25,934 because we're equal. 1160 01:17:26,017 --> 01:17:28,061 Daniela, I beg you. 1161 01:17:34,067 --> 01:17:35,569 At last 1162 01:17:35,694 --> 01:17:37,404 things could start again. 1163 01:17:44,703 --> 01:17:46,913 With milk, the way you like it. 1164 01:17:49,291 --> 01:17:53,420 - Uhm, I've gotta do the laundry. - I already did it. 1165 01:17:57,841 --> 01:18:00,177 For me, the red ones are pretty too. 1166 01:18:01,052 --> 01:18:04,556 Yes, this fabric is beautiful. 1167 01:18:04,598 --> 01:18:06,975 - Yes. - Yes, it's perfect. 1168 01:18:07,058 --> 01:18:10,228 - Stupendous. - We'll start with this one. 1169 01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:15,317 Well? 1170 01:18:19,988 --> 01:18:23,617 They ask if they can pay with postdated checks. 1171 01:18:23,700 --> 01:18:25,493 You're asking me? 1172 01:18:26,244 --> 01:18:29,956 My first postdated was in the days of Mao. 1173 01:18:29,998 --> 01:18:35,629 I'm raising a Great Wall: "don't play to the house of the players!" Okay? 1174 01:18:53,605 --> 01:18:57,025 I was immediately alarmed by this situation 1175 01:18:57,108 --> 01:19:00,528 one which surely mustn't be underestimated. 1176 01:19:00,654 --> 01:19:03,740 And so I consulted the doctor, who 1177 01:19:04,032 --> 01:19:08,787 will describe the psychological condition presently afflicting Nicolo. 1178 01:19:08,870 --> 01:19:13,166 Yes, the boy's psychological profile is quite clear and apparent. 1179 01:19:13,291 --> 01:19:17,045 Your son is inclined to seek refuge in realities of pure 1180 01:19:17,128 --> 01:19:19,547 make-believe, going so far as to invent 1181 01:19:19,631 --> 01:19:21,007 idyllic situations 1182 01:19:21,049 --> 01:19:23,426 that are clearly a product of his imagination. 1183 01:19:23,510 --> 01:19:28,765 The cause can be attributed to your present economic difficulties. 1184 01:19:28,807 --> 01:19:30,892 Excuse me, you're a...? 1185 01:19:30,934 --> 01:19:33,061 Psychologist. 1186 01:19:34,437 --> 01:19:37,691 Sorry, it's a personal thing. 1187 01:19:37,774 --> 01:19:40,652 Excuse me, but what did Nicolo write? 1188 01:19:40,694 --> 01:19:42,821 Ah, I'll tell you right away. 1189 01:19:43,822 --> 01:19:48,201 Horseback riding and then even received a horse as a gift. 1190 01:19:48,285 --> 01:19:51,955 Hosted in a magnificent seaside villa with a pool. 1191 01:19:52,038 --> 01:19:54,207 Parties with VIPs 1192 01:19:54,291 --> 01:19:56,835 with a menu of cocktails and lobster. 1193 01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:59,337 Then he went on a yacht. 1194 01:19:59,462 --> 01:20:01,589 Then he was pulled 1195 01:20:01,673 --> 01:20:04,426 by a motorboat while riding a parachute. 1196 01:20:04,467 --> 01:20:06,970 Then he rode a helicopter to a 1197 01:20:07,053 --> 01:20:09,723 golf tournament which he won, 1198 01:20:09,806 --> 01:20:11,725 and the prize was champagne. 1199 01:20:13,935 --> 01:20:15,478 Is that a vacation?! 1200 01:20:15,603 --> 01:20:17,939 Eh, you must consider the downturn. 1201 01:20:17,981 --> 01:20:20,483 - The what? - The downturn. 1202 01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:24,237 The psychologist. 1203 01:20:24,321 --> 01:20:26,489 They know shit these people. 1204 01:20:29,242 --> 01:20:31,119 No, no, no, wait! 1205 01:20:31,202 --> 01:20:33,371 Our vacation didn't end here. 1206 01:20:44,716 --> 01:20:46,384 Come in come in. 1207 01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:52,515 Poor Aunt Ritella, poo rAuntie. 1208 01:21:01,358 --> 01:21:06,654 Eighty-nine... eighty-nine... eighty-nine... 1209 01:21:09,616 --> 01:21:13,620 Nicolo, when we left, did we switch off the heater? 1210 01:21:14,412 --> 01:21:16,623 No. Should I go switch it? 1211 01:21:16,664 --> 01:21:20,251 No, my boy, she'll be going out first. And now? 1212 01:21:20,293 --> 01:21:22,045 She has to remain attached 1213 01:21:22,170 --> 01:21:25,382 to that machine that monitors her blood pressure. 1214 01:21:25,423 --> 01:21:27,801 - It's not easy. - Eighty-nine... 1215 01:21:27,884 --> 01:21:30,887 Hey... what's going on? 1216 01:21:30,929 --> 01:21:34,682 Oh Auntie! How are you doing? 1217 01:21:34,808 --> 01:21:38,686 It's me, Checco, Auntie. Calm down, Auntie. 1218 01:21:38,812 --> 01:21:41,523 You only have to rest now. 1219 01:21:41,564 --> 01:21:46,152 There's this machine that's constantly monitoring you. 1220 01:21:46,194 --> 01:21:49,280 - But you gotta rest. - Is it electric? 1221 01:21:49,322 --> 01:21:52,700 Eh yes, Auntie, electric... It's not like... 1222 01:21:53,201 --> 01:21:55,787 - Pull out the plug. - No, Auntie. 1223 01:21:55,829 --> 01:21:58,206 - Pull the plug. - No, it keeps you alive. 1224 01:21:58,331 --> 01:22:00,458 - Pull the plug. - Nooo Auntie. 1225 01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:03,169 - Pull the plug. - No, you gotta consume it! 1226 01:22:03,211 --> 01:22:06,339 - Pull it! - Electricity has to be consumed! 1227 01:22:06,464 --> 01:22:09,968 - The plug! - No, Auntie, life is an inalienable gift! 1228 01:22:10,093 --> 01:22:12,971 You have no right to decree your end! 1229 01:22:13,096 --> 01:22:16,224 No Auntie, I won't be your accomplice! 1230 01:22:16,349 --> 01:22:19,727 Nooo Auntie, you gotta consume electricity!! 1231 01:22:19,853 --> 01:22:23,857 No Auntie, I won't unplug you! You tell her too! 1232 01:22:23,982 --> 01:22:26,192 - I won't unplug! - I won't unplug! 1233 01:22:26,234 --> 01:22:28,987 All right already! It means I'll commit 1234 01:22:30,864 --> 01:22:32,866 "Auntienesia". 1235 01:22:35,869 --> 01:22:37,996 - Why's he laughing? - Because... 1236 01:22:50,258 --> 01:22:54,345 There was nothing on TV that day, you know. 1237 01:22:54,637 --> 01:22:58,600 The satellite dish and Wi-Fi were on the blink. 1238 01:22:58,641 --> 01:23:02,103 Just warm beer and no ice. 1239 01:23:03,354 --> 01:23:06,900 And now what the hell am I gonna do? 1240 01:23:07,025 --> 01:23:11,237 She on the couch, me looking at the clock. 1241 01:23:11,279 --> 01:23:15,533 More of these 50 shades of Gray. 1242 01:23:15,658 --> 01:23:17,911 Hey, since three in the afternoon. 1243 01:23:18,036 --> 01:23:20,497 Sorry love, I can't put this book down. 1244 01:23:20,538 --> 01:23:26,169 I said "Hey, you know, there's a chapter do it with me!" 1245 01:23:28,046 --> 01:23:31,799 And among millions of spermatozoa 1246 01:23:31,925 --> 01:23:35,929 marathon runners racing to the ovum 1247 01:23:36,054 --> 01:23:39,140 one of them conquered the ovary. 1248 01:23:39,182 --> 01:23:41,935 Welcome Gaia! 1249 01:23:44,646 --> 01:23:48,525 And don't talk to me about luck 1250 01:23:48,566 --> 01:23:52,570 or the effect of the moon! 1251 01:23:52,695 --> 01:23:55,907 Step aside Mayan prophecy 1252 01:23:55,949 --> 01:23:59,077 this is windfall Gaia!