1 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,839 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:20,760 Amy: Can't get over this heat. 3 00:00:20,839 --> 00:00:23,199 Man: Swear to God, they put your office on top of hell. 4 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:25,280 - I know you have to get going. - I do. 5 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:27,440 You know, Senator Doyle's kind of a stikler. 6 00:00:27,519 --> 00:00:30,559 Yeah. Yeah, he seems like a massive stickler. 7 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:34,240 Well, like I was saying, the senator has a lot of time for filibuster reform. 8 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:35,960 Bottom line here, Eric, we need him to sponsor this bill. 9 00:00:36,039 --> 00:00:37,600 ( sneezes ) 10 00:00:37,679 --> 00:00:39,679 - ( phone vibrates ) - Excuse me. 11 00:00:39,759 --> 00:00:43,280 God, this gastric bug, it's got my head all jammed up 12 00:00:43,359 --> 00:00:45,159 and my ass is like the thunderdome. 13 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,359 Yeah! Boom, come to mama! 14 00:00:47,439 --> 00:00:49,960 Sorry, not you. This. Excuse me. 15 00:00:50,039 --> 00:00:53,880 Oh, my God, this heat is just unbearable. 16 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,520 I feel like a gecko. 17 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,280 Sorry to interrupt, but fuck-a-deedoo-dah, fuck-a-Dee-ay! 18 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:00,200 - Martin at the White House. - What? 19 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:03,000 "Clean jobs task force likely to be green lit!" Exclamation point. 20 00:01:03,079 --> 00:01:07,680 Yeah! Oh, my God! That is so great for me. 21 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,519 - And the country. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I meant. 22 00:01:10,599 --> 00:01:13,319 - Oh, Amy. Good job, Amy. - Thank you. 23 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,799 That's why I get paid the medium bucks. 24 00:01:14,879 --> 00:01:17,480 - Selina: This is legacy stuff. - Yeah, it is. 25 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,359 Polluting corporations held accountable by me. 26 00:01:20,439 --> 00:01:23,039 Dependence on foreign oil ended by me. 27 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:24,920 - Could you stop that? - Amy: Really close. 28 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,599 I'm gonna get Sue to call Mart at the White House. 29 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:29,680 I still need to say goodbye to senator Doyle's chief of staff. 30 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:31,319 Oh, is he still here? 31 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,878 You know what I'm gonna do? Brush past. 32 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:35,719 Give him a smile to take back to his boss. 33 00:01:35,799 --> 00:01:37,920 - Okay. - Which way are you going? 34 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,439 - Elevator bank, first door. - Okay. Yeah. 35 00:01:39,519 --> 00:01:41,840 Amy: Eric, apologies. 36 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,158 - Oh, Sue, did the President call? - No. 37 00:01:44,239 --> 00:01:46,239 - Everything okay? - Oh, yeah, things are great. 38 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:47,719 - Good. - Things are great. 39 00:01:47,799 --> 00:01:51,280 Amy: So, yeah, the Vice President will see you this afternoon. 40 00:01:51,359 --> 00:01:55,319 We'll see the senator and yourself. 41 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,400 Um, this is an interesting piece of paper. 42 00:01:57,479 --> 00:01:59,759 Oh, madam Vice President, you remember Eric. 43 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:02,000 - Oh, of course. Eric. - Madam Vice President. 44 00:02:02,079 --> 00:02:04,079 - How are you? - I've got a little bit of the bug, 45 00:02:04,159 --> 00:02:06,159 but other than that, I'm good. 46 00:02:06,239 --> 00:02:08,158 I'm sorry to hear that. Well, drink plenty of liquid. 47 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,439 Well, that's sort of a stupid thing to say, isn't it? 48 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:12,599 'Cause you can't drink a solid, can you? 49 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:14,319 Soup? 50 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:18,360 Well, soup is solids suspended in liquid, so it qualifies as a liquid. 51 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:21,319 See that? Gary was a major at U.V.A. in science. 52 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:25,599 So occasionally that's of use. 53 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,079 So we'll see you guys this afternoon. 54 00:02:27,159 --> 00:02:29,639 - Great. Nice to see you. - So nice to see you. 55 00:02:29,719 --> 00:02:32,599 Take care. Soup? 56 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,759 Press release for Selina approval. 57 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,439 - Hey, Mike, your perspiration... - I know. 58 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,280 - I'm just saying. - Can't help it. Sign of a healthy body. 59 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,000 - There are products available, Mike. - I tried them all. 60 00:02:40,079 --> 00:02:42,960 Sweat right through 'em. I got very large pores. 61 00:02:43,039 --> 00:02:45,360 Hey, guys, quick sidebar meeting, okay? 62 00:02:45,439 --> 00:02:48,960 Amy: Yeah, yeah. Senator Lowden's guy canceled. 63 00:02:49,039 --> 00:02:50,960 He has the gastric flu, too. 64 00:02:51,039 --> 00:02:54,599 His Facebook status is "may God have mercy on my boxers." 65 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:56,680 Yeah, I saw that. I liked it. 66 00:02:56,759 --> 00:03:00,800 Hey, Dan, can you get some more oxygen in here, please? 67 00:03:00,879 --> 00:03:03,400 This thing is completely useless, by the way. 68 00:03:03,479 --> 00:03:05,159 Can move more air by farting. 69 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:07,280 ( laughs ) I'm sure you can, ma'am. 70 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:10,000 Those don't open. Those are anti-suicide windows. 71 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:13,039 They only put those in after you started working here, right, Gary? 72 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:14,960 So, here's the deal. 73 00:03:15,039 --> 00:03:17,599 Clean jobs in the bag. So that's good. 74 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,560 But we've got filibuster reform talks this afternoon 75 00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:23,560 that we've got to deal with. So let's nail this, okay, everybody? 76 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:26,560 - Let's seize the agenda. - You're making it sound like a coup. 77 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:29,599 I'm not gonna say I'm not enjoying the President being in South Africa. 78 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:33,240 God, wearing some kind of shawl at a lion sanctuary. 79 00:03:33,319 --> 00:03:34,759 Did you see that photo? It's unbelievable. 80 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,240 ( laughing ) 81 00:03:36,319 --> 00:03:38,599 Anyway, I'm just talking about redefining... 82 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,360 Dan, what was that phrase that you used in our meeting? 83 00:03:41,439 --> 00:03:43,478 - What was that? - "Two point me." 84 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,000 "Two point me." That's exactly right. I love that. 85 00:03:46,079 --> 00:03:49,918 Ma'am, your two-hour with Glen Yates just canceled. He's got the bug. 86 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,560 All right, well, that means I've got two hours free. 87 00:03:52,639 --> 00:03:54,280 Let's capitalize on this, you guys. 88 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,918 C'mon, let's go somewhere. Let's meet the public. 89 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,560 - You want to normalize it? - Yes, exactly. 90 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:01,120 I want to meet some regular normals. Where we gonna find them? 91 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:03,360 Photo op with the normals and the normalistas. 92 00:04:03,439 --> 00:04:05,039 - There's a book fair... - Oh, my God. 93 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,639 - ...in Adams Morgan. - Too dull, no. 94 00:04:06,719 --> 00:04:08,159 You're not gonna get a good photo holding a book. 95 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:11,120 - You need something active. - It's like kids read or something. 96 00:04:11,199 --> 00:04:13,159 Kids are unpredictable. They wet their pants. 97 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:14,919 - Keep it simple. Keep it simple. - Yeah, not good. 98 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Ma'am, frozen yoghurt, all right, is huge in this town right now. 99 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:19,720 It's hot out. Let's go to a store. 100 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,560 There's one that I know that I go to all the time on U Street. 101 00:04:22,639 --> 00:04:24,639 It's owned by three generations of African-Americans. 102 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:26,319 I mean there's a narrative built right in. 103 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:28,240 - Excellent. Perfect. Done deal. - A home run. 104 00:04:28,319 --> 00:04:29,839 We can totally normalize with those guys. 105 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,240 That's what we're gonna do. Make it happen, guys. 106 00:04:32,319 --> 00:04:33,959 Mike: All right, we're going to a yoghurt shop. 107 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:36,720 When was this "two point me" meeting with Selina? 108 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,680 Oh, are you still tracking my every move? 109 00:04:38,759 --> 00:04:40,519 I thought we agreed to move on. 110 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,079 Move on from what? We dated for like a week. 111 00:04:42,159 --> 00:04:44,120 It was like getting of a mild food poisoning. 112 00:04:44,199 --> 00:04:46,600 Look, Amy, I am genuinely sorry that my arrival here 113 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:50,079 has caused you to become so self-conscious and gain a little weight. 114 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:52,560 Fuck point you. 115 00:04:52,639 --> 00:04:54,480 - Are we early? - Yeah. 116 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:55,959 I want to get there early. 117 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:58,439 I want the people who are on time to think that they're late. 118 00:04:58,519 --> 00:04:59,920 - Oh, mind games. Love it. - Yeah. 119 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,759 I didn't appreciate the reference to my potential suicide earlier. 120 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:04,279 - I'm not a joke. - No, you're the guy 121 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,480 with the big bag of lip balm, Gary. You're fucking Kissinger. 122 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:08,839 Every single thing you say to me is emasculating. 123 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:10,639 - Do you realize that? - Yes. 124 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:14,199 I think that senator Doyle still might go cold on sponsoring this bill. 125 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:17,160 Well, 've got to warm him up, 'cause we need his support on 126 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,680 "junk the jams" or whatever they're calling it now. 127 00:05:19,759 --> 00:05:23,160 - "Unclog the backlog." - "Unclog the backlog"? 128 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,120 I do a serious job. 129 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:27,600 I'm next to the veep more than any other human being. 130 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:29,560 You are distantly orbiting her. 131 00:05:29,639 --> 00:05:32,079 I'm her moon. 132 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:35,159 So would you take a bullet for the veep, Gary? 133 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:36,920 - Oh, my God. - No, no, no. Because, you know, 134 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:40,839 you're gonna be right in the line of fire. 135 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,399 It's not my job. I would help her if she was down. 136 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,600 Right, with the lip balm if she got shot in the lips. 137 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,800 - That could crack 'em pretty bad. - Great, we missed the elevators. 138 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:54,120 Doyle is essential. He's like the Russian doll of the Senate. 139 00:05:54,199 --> 00:05:56,720 Comes with little senators inside of him. 140 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,240 Hey, Gary, can I have a kleenex? 141 00:05:59,319 --> 00:06:01,399 - Where are my people? - Oh, here they go. 142 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:03,120 Don't shoot. Don't shoot. Please don't shoot. 143 00:06:03,199 --> 00:06:05,439 Mike: Shoot him. You can shoot him. 144 00:06:05,519 --> 00:06:07,720 Selina: Where the hell did you go? 145 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,199 Dan, you're gonna have to go in the limo. 146 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:11,480 Oh, sure. Ma'am, I think we should start ramping up the whole launch 147 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:12,959 of "two point you" right now. 148 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:16,000 You know, just kind of a little hint out there about what clean jobs is gonna be. 149 00:06:16,079 --> 00:06:18,279 - Yeah, I think the same thing. - I can get right on this. 150 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,439 Leon West has given me his private cell. 151 00:06:20,519 --> 00:06:23,360 Oh, good. All right, let's set up 10 minutes of face time with him 152 00:06:23,439 --> 00:06:25,160 - after the Doyle meeting. - Copy that, I'm on it. 153 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,879 ( sirens blaring ) 154 00:06:34,199 --> 00:06:35,959 You know what? I'm nervous about Doyle. 155 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,159 - He can be a real hogfucker. - He's a stickler. 156 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,040 Wait a minute. Hand sanitizer, ma'am. 157 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,480 You know what I heard? Senator Doyle wears pantyhouse. 158 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:43,959 - ( Amy laughs ) - Oh, really? 159 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,920 No. But now that you have that image, he's not that scary. 160 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:51,159 Oh, listen, tell Dan to start working on the yoghurt store, okay? 161 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:54,519 Wait a minute, Gary. Gary, this is way too much. 162 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,439 What do you want me to do? What? 163 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,879 Okay, let's not do that again, all right? 164 00:07:01,959 --> 00:07:03,879 - ( Eric coughing ) - Andrew, how are you? 165 00:07:03,959 --> 00:07:07,000 - Madam Vice President, a pleasure. - Oh, come on. Selina, please. 166 00:07:07,079 --> 00:07:09,439 Well, let's play this one by the book. 167 00:07:09,519 --> 00:07:12,160 - Eric, of course. - We just saw him this morning. 168 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,680 Yeah, you spoke about soup. 169 00:07:14,759 --> 00:07:16,759 ( coughs ) 170 00:07:16,839 --> 00:07:19,720 So... should we get to it? 171 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,920 - Let's get to it. - Let's... okay. 172 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,360 - I'm gonna lighten this up a bit. - Please. Please do. 173 00:07:24,439 --> 00:07:26,000 Hi, everybody. 174 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:35,079 - Well, we have lots to talk about. - Yup, let's do some talking. 175 00:07:35,159 --> 00:07:37,759 - You need me to sponsor this bill. - Yes, I do. 176 00:07:37,839 --> 00:07:40,720 I do need you to do that. And I want to know what you need from me. 177 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:44,120 What do you need? You need some non-earmark earmarks? 178 00:07:44,199 --> 00:07:46,959 You need support during your reelection campaign? 179 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:50,600 I just won't be photographed eating a hot dog or any other phallic food. 180 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:53,879 Oops. ( laughs ) That was mistake. 181 00:07:53,959 --> 00:07:55,519 - Really don't need any of that, ma'am. - Okay. 182 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,439 What I need is very simple. 183 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:59,240 - Actually, what I would like... - ( Selina screams ) 184 00:07:59,319 --> 00:08:01,079 What the hell, Eric? 185 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:04,120 - What was that? What just happened? - He was gonna sneeze on you. 186 00:08:04,199 --> 00:08:05,600 I am so sorry, madam Vice President. 187 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,399 That is nice work, Eric. I mean, you want to take another shot? 188 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,360 I don't think we're drenched at this end of the table. 189 00:08:10,439 --> 00:08:12,639 - Oh, my God. I'm sorry. - That scared me to death. 190 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:15,319 He can be a gold-plated fucking shit gibbing. 191 00:08:15,399 --> 00:08:17,879 - He works for you. - He almost sneezed in your face. 192 00:08:17,959 --> 00:08:19,959 I think it's treason. Let me get you a cup of coffee. 193 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,839 I would love a cup of coffee. 194 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,800 Oh, my goodness. 195 00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:25,839 Listen, I've got this covered now. 196 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,079 Okay? Why don't you go round up a few more senators? 197 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,800 - Okay, you sure? - Mm-hmm, filibuster smackdown. 198 00:08:30,879 --> 00:08:32,759 - That's what I call it. - All right, dig it. 199 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:35,840 Oh, wow, I'm shaking from that. Are you guys? 200 00:08:35,919 --> 00:08:40,558 No, we perfectly understand senator Murray's reservations. 201 00:08:40,639 --> 00:08:44,320 Yeah, of course, she must be guided by her conscience. 202 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:45,960 No hard feelings whatsoever. 203 00:08:46,039 --> 00:08:47,840 - Mike: Uh, Dan? - Yeah? 204 00:08:47,919 --> 00:08:49,440 I hope you don't take this the wrong way, 205 00:08:49,519 --> 00:08:53,000 but can I just say? You kinda look like an asshole. 206 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:57,120 Hello. Did you tell them, Amy? Oh, come on. Come on. 207 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,919 - I took a bullet for the veep. - How'd you take a bullet, Gary? 208 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,320 It was a sneeze bullet. Right in the face. 209 00:09:02,399 --> 00:09:05,440 Saved Selina from the bug. Pure instinct. 210 00:09:05,519 --> 00:09:07,279 It was like a dirty bomb and I... bam... 211 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,600 Dived on it. Mmm! 212 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:12,440 Hey, hey, it's the flunkies. And people say you're bad at your jobs. 213 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:14,440 - You here to spy, Jonah? - I'm not here to spy. 214 00:09:14,519 --> 00:09:16,720 I work at the White House, so I can just walk in and say, 215 00:09:16,799 --> 00:09:19,000 "I'm from the White House. What the fuck are you doing?" 216 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,320 What? You work at the White House? 217 00:09:21,399 --> 00:09:24,039 - Oh, my God. Can I blow you? - Uh, yes, you can. 218 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:26,840 - I will meet you out in the hallway. - Sure, I'll get a stepladder. 219 00:09:26,919 --> 00:09:29,240 Anyway, I work for the White House. What the fuck are you doing? 220 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,919 Trying to figure out what flavor frozen yoghurt the veep should get. 221 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,000 Mint. 222 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:42,440 It implies freshness, trust, traditional values. 223 00:09:42,519 --> 00:09:44,799 - Fascinating. - This is one of my areas. 224 00:09:44,879 --> 00:09:46,279 Yeah, food choices. Seriously, put it up. 225 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:49,200 Oh, swirl. Racial harmony and crossing the aisle. 226 00:09:49,279 --> 00:09:51,440 - ( phone rings ) - So is cookies and cream. 227 00:09:51,519 --> 00:09:52,960 White House. This is Jonah. 228 00:09:53,039 --> 00:09:54,679 Okay. Watch your head. 229 00:09:54,759 --> 00:09:58,519 Oh, fuck you. No, not you, sir. 230 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:01,200 Very excited about this filibuster reform bill. 231 00:10:01,279 --> 00:10:02,679 That is great to hear. 232 00:10:02,759 --> 00:10:04,960 If you can get a Senate reform bill 233 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,919 through the place it's designed to reform, 234 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,399 - that would be amazing. - Yeah. 235 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:14,200 I mean, that would be like persuading a guy to fist himself. 236 00:10:14,279 --> 00:10:16,200 ( chuckles ) Jesus Christ. 237 00:10:16,279 --> 00:10:17,799 ( laughs ) 238 00:10:17,879 --> 00:10:20,919 Tell me, Mr. Flatterbox, what do you need from me, really? 239 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:26,159 Well, I need you to keep oil guys off the clean jobs task force. 240 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:29,480 - Don't do this to me, Andrew. - I'm going to do it to you, yup. 241 00:10:29,559 --> 00:10:31,440 This is a nuanced area. 242 00:10:31,519 --> 00:10:33,080 You are not in the pocket of oil? 243 00:10:33,159 --> 00:10:35,320 No, I'm not in the pocket of oil. No. 244 00:10:35,399 --> 00:10:37,080 So we can make this work. 245 00:10:37,159 --> 00:10:38,840 - I'm eager to be constructive. - Right. 246 00:10:38,919 --> 00:10:42,480 It seems to me that somehow we can make this happen, then I'd... 247 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,279 Deal. You keep oil guys off clean jobs, 248 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,159 I will sponsor the filibuster bill. 249 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:49,639 Well, we can work... 250 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,120 This out. 251 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,159 - Great. Terrific. - Wonderful. 252 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:54,840 - Coffee. - Hmm? 253 00:10:54,919 --> 00:10:58,320 - Cup? - Oh, uh-huh. Sure. 254 00:10:58,399 --> 00:11:01,200 Gary, senator Doyle's guy looks like he's dying. 255 00:11:01,279 --> 00:11:02,679 If I were you, I would go straight to the pharmacy 256 00:11:02,759 --> 00:11:04,360 and take one of everything. 257 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,679 I'll have a blowout if I walk to the pharmacy. That's what I'm worried about. 258 00:11:06,759 --> 00:11:08,639 If you're gonna shit your pants, I don't want you here. 259 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,480 - Hey. - I think I did the right thing, 260 00:11:10,559 --> 00:11:13,600 but I just need you to confirm that I did the right thing. 261 00:11:13,679 --> 00:11:15,320 I said something to someone. 262 00:11:15,399 --> 00:11:18,120 What exactly did you say, ma'am, and to who? 263 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,600 To whom. 264 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,120 Senator Doyle said that he would sponsor the bill... 265 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,639 Mike: Oh! 266 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:26,279 If we keep oil off of clean jobs. 267 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:29,120 And there was an implication, perhaps... 268 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,240 ( stammers ) 269 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:33,440 - You didn't say yes? - No. 270 00:11:33,519 --> 00:11:35,480 I didn't say "yes". 271 00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:37,759 I said "yeah". 272 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:40,559 Okay, well, we told oil we'd put one of their guys on clean jobs. 273 00:11:40,639 --> 00:11:42,799 - We got away with the cutlery tweet. - I know, I know. 274 00:11:42,879 --> 00:11:45,240 - Amy: She's aware of that. - Okay, I was charmed by Doyle. 275 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:46,799 He's got that little twinkle in his eye. 276 00:11:46,879 --> 00:11:48,559 He was talking about fisting people. 277 00:11:48,639 --> 00:11:50,919 He just niced me. I got niced. 278 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,279 And where were you, Amy, by the way? 279 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,159 No, you said you had it covered. 280 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,080 No, I didn't have it covered. And it's your job to know 281 00:11:57,159 --> 00:12:00,039 that if I say I have it covered, I don't have it covered and you cover me. 282 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,679 I need you all to make me have not said that. 283 00:12:03,759 --> 00:12:06,519 I need you to have... make me unsaid it. 284 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,399 Let's just slow down for a second. 285 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,799 Make two columns, one with filibuster, one with clean jobs, 286 00:12:10,879 --> 00:12:12,480 because now they are versus. 287 00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:14,720 Doyle gives us filibuster, so put him there. 288 00:12:14,799 --> 00:12:17,840 Okay, but oil gives us clean jobs. 289 00:12:17,919 --> 00:12:19,360 - Clean jobs is your legacy. - Yes. 290 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,440 - Hold on a second. - Amy: What? 291 00:12:21,519 --> 00:12:25,600 What if we put an ex-oil guy on the task force? 292 00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:28,279 You see what I'm saying? Someone who's cozy with oil, but not active oil. 293 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,720 - Former oil. - That's lying. 294 00:12:31,799 --> 00:12:33,440 Creative semantics. 295 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:36,039 Well, that's a creatively semantic way of saying we're lying. 296 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,519 Still creative. 297 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,000 Mike: Oh, hey, Jonah. Jonah. Jonah. 298 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,960 Amy: That we... yeah, that we might like. 299 00:12:42,039 --> 00:12:44,559 What I'm saying is that we go with what I just said, 300 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:47,080 the, um, the... 301 00:12:47,159 --> 00:12:48,600 Jamaican rum flavor. 302 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,639 That's a really strong flavor choice. 303 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:56,080 I mean, it's unexpected, it's funky, it's kind of sexual. 304 00:12:56,159 --> 00:12:59,200 Yeah, I don't want to make too quick of a decision. 305 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:02,399 Let's consider other flavors. 306 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,799 - Like vanilla. - Oh, c'mon. Vanilla is a girl's flavor. 307 00:13:05,879 --> 00:13:08,279 No, I have no choice here, Amy. 308 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,559 Because I was backed into a corner. 309 00:13:10,639 --> 00:13:13,480 So other flavors aren't an option for me, okay? 310 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,759 Perhaps if you had done your job better, 311 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,200 then, oh, I could choose vanilla or chocolate 312 00:13:18,279 --> 00:13:20,320 or fucking blueberry with fucking sprinkles on it. 313 00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:22,120 But that's not an option for me, okay? 314 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,799 - That flavor's not an option for me. - Amy: Okay. 315 00:13:23,879 --> 00:13:25,720 You know, I think Jamaican rum is a great choice. 316 00:13:25,799 --> 00:13:27,440 And your passion about it is gonna sell it. 317 00:13:27,519 --> 00:13:30,720 I'm confused. Are we still talking about yoghurt here? 318 00:13:30,799 --> 00:13:33,320 - We're gonna go with Dan's idea. - Amy: Okay. 319 00:13:33,399 --> 00:13:36,200 Jamaican rum is where we are headed. 320 00:13:36,279 --> 00:13:38,919 - All right? Jamaican rum, mon. - Okay. 321 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,840 ( laughs ) That's good. Maybe we don't need the accent. 322 00:13:41,919 --> 00:13:43,559 - Hey, Dan. - Yeah? 323 00:13:43,639 --> 00:13:46,279 Leon West is down at front security for you. 324 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,360 Leon West? Leon West is here for you? 325 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,000 The journalist? The beltway butcher? 326 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,279 - Don't you worry for one second. - I'm not worried. 327 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,879 I'm gonna take him to the yoghurt store. 328 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,000 Because you are gonna get rid of him. You're gonna kill him 329 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:59,080 and you're gonna do life for murder and I never have to see your face again. 330 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,759 You know, if I wash my hands anymore, the bones are gonna come through. 331 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,440 Hey, where is Dan? 332 00:14:05,519 --> 00:14:07,440 He's at the yoghurt store. 333 00:14:07,519 --> 00:14:09,679 Gary, are you all right? Are you getting the bug? 334 00:14:09,759 --> 00:14:12,679 No, I'm... oh! 335 00:14:12,759 --> 00:14:14,919 - Okay, you're not gonna like this. - What? 336 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,159 White House press guys have just been in touch. 337 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:20,159 Postus wants to announce clean jobs task force 338 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,600 next week when he is back from Africa. 339 00:14:22,679 --> 00:14:26,240 We now go over live to the Vice President for her pissed-off reaction. 340 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,240 Come on. He wants to announce it next week. 341 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,600 - Yeah. - Okay, it's my policy. 342 00:14:30,679 --> 00:14:33,960 - He's sliding in. - Who knows? That feels like a slide. 343 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,120 - This happens every time, does it not? - Yes. 344 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,279 It's like Charlie Brown and the football. 345 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,000 We're gonna have to rewind this, okay? 346 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,000 Because I've got Dan backgrounding it right now. 347 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,840 - What? You asked Dan to do that? - Yeah, I did. 348 00:14:44,919 --> 00:14:47,279 I asked him because of the whole "veep point two" thing. 349 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,240 "Two point me." ( groans ) 350 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,679 The "two point me" thing. 351 00:14:51,759 --> 00:14:53,759 Now you have to call him and tell him to stay quiet. 352 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,039 And you've got to go down to that yoghurt store. 353 00:14:57,639 --> 00:14:59,039 You didn't just roll your eyes, did you? 354 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:00,840 - No, ma'am. - 'Cause it sure looked like it to me. 355 00:15:00,919 --> 00:15:03,000 I can't stand that passive-aggressive stuff. 356 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:06,840 This whole day is turning apocalyptic now. Okay? 357 00:15:06,919 --> 00:15:08,559 - ( Gary groaning ) - Okay. 358 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,559 Dan: Leon, hi. 359 00:15:11,639 --> 00:15:14,360 - Just right in here. - Okay, Dan, a very obscure rendezvous. 360 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:18,240 So you either have a very hot story for me, or you're going to shoot me. 361 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,080 I have got a story for you. 362 00:15:20,159 --> 00:15:21,919 Things are about to get very veep-tastic. 363 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,840 - Mr. Egan. Good to see you. - Anthony. How are you, sir? 364 00:15:25,919 --> 00:15:28,519 We are very excited about the Vice President's visit today. 365 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,200 - Oh, as are we. - My son has named a yoghurt after her. 366 00:15:31,279 --> 00:15:33,799 Strawberry-Selina. It's very tasty. 367 00:15:33,879 --> 00:15:35,759 - Great name. - Who's this one? 368 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,919 Leon West, ma'am. "Washington Post." 369 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,960 Oh, we don't get the "Post." 370 00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:42,799 This is an old, established family store. 371 00:15:42,879 --> 00:15:46,559 And we spell yoghurt with an H right there in the middle. 372 00:15:46,639 --> 00:15:48,039 I see that. I'll make a note of it. 373 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,519 Oh, hey, Dan. You haven't been picking up your phone. 374 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,080 Yeah, I've been a little bit busy, Mike. 375 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:54,440 - Hello, Leon. - Hi, Mike. 376 00:15:54,519 --> 00:15:56,639 Mike, this is Anthony, the owner of the store. 377 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,440 And his lovely mother Maria. 378 00:15:58,519 --> 00:16:00,039 You have on a very sweaty shirt. 379 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,120 - ( all laugh ) - By golly, I do. 380 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,799 She speaks her mind. She's 84 . 381 00:16:04,879 --> 00:16:07,600 No. I had you pegged for 39, ma'am. 382 00:16:07,679 --> 00:16:09,519 Mike is so good with facts. 383 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:13,240 We are both very big supporters of this administration. 384 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,639 - We appreciate that. Thank you. - Although it's not always easy. 385 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,879 A lot of taxes you guys impose. 386 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,559 - A ton of taxes. - Hold on a second. 387 00:16:20,639 --> 00:16:22,919 Those taxes are eating us alive. 388 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,399 - Gobble, gobble. - This isn't officially... 389 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,159 If you'd excuse us for one moment. 390 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,559 - Dan, can I talk to you for a second? - Just one second. 391 00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:32,000 Potus Interruptus, that's what I call it. And I'm gonna tell him. 392 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,759 Madam Vice President, you can't go back in there for future meetings. 393 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:36,000 What? No. Let me tell you something. 394 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,960 You tell that shit- for-brains President... 395 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:41,279 Madam Vice President, if you would listen to me for just one moment. 396 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,960 No, I won't listen to you for one second. 397 00:16:43,039 --> 00:16:45,200 - I'm not interested in... - Please, be quiet! 398 00:16:45,279 --> 00:16:48,240 The President is experiencing severe chest pains. 399 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:49,720 We just got word from South Africa. 400 00:16:49,799 --> 00:16:52,320 You need to get to the west wing immediately. 401 00:16:52,399 --> 00:16:55,200 Oh. 402 00:16:55,279 --> 00:16:57,200 I'm so sorry. 403 00:16:57,279 --> 00:17:01,360 Ma'am, if you could just make your way in this direction, please. 404 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,840 Where are we going? 405 00:17:02,919 --> 00:17:05,039 We're gonna take you to the White House situation room. 406 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,720 - Amy, are you here? - I am right by your side. 407 00:17:08,799 --> 00:17:10,680 - Where is Gary? Gary, are you here? - I'm right here. 408 00:17:10,759 --> 00:17:13,118 I'm right here. What the hell? I'm with her. 409 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,598 Selina: Should we run? 410 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,440 Leon West? Here? 411 00:17:16,519 --> 00:17:18,279 That's the fucking beltway butcher. 412 00:17:18,358 --> 00:17:20,039 Have you told him about clean jobs yet? 413 00:17:20,118 --> 00:17:22,160 I was just about to, shit stack. 414 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:25,039 - Enjoy, gentlemen. - Oh, thank you. 415 00:17:25,118 --> 00:17:27,440 We got Leon West here and nothing to give him. 416 00:17:27,519 --> 00:17:29,680 - I've got plenty to give him. - No, you don't. 417 00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:32,519 Potus wants us to announce clean jobs task force next week when he's in town. 418 00:17:32,599 --> 00:17:35,839 So you, my friend, have your cock out at a funeral. 419 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,440 - Sprinkles. - Oh, come on. 420 00:17:43,039 --> 00:17:44,920 ( panting ) Oh, God. 421 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,519 Do you ever write about yoghurt in your newspaper? 422 00:17:48,599 --> 00:17:51,279 No, I don't. I'm not a food writer. 423 00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:53,200 What do you write? 424 00:17:53,279 --> 00:17:54,799 I write about politics. 425 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:58,799 I'm interested in lobbying, advocacy groups. 426 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,559 Do you know how yoghurt is made? 427 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,359 No, but I'm sure it's fascinating. 428 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,880 - Don't patronize me. - All right, you got it. 429 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,039 Oh, gentlemen. 430 00:18:12,119 --> 00:18:13,640 - Madam Vice President. - Yes? 431 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,319 These would need to be dealt with pretty urgently 432 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,839 should the situation become more serious. 433 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,559 We have a Captain Reynolds 434 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,119 of the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln. 435 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,599 Aircraft carrier. ( sneezes ) 436 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,519 He's expecting a conference call in about 15 minutes 437 00:18:26,599 --> 00:18:30,480 with the President, secretary of state and general marsh. 438 00:18:30,559 --> 00:18:32,799 - Pentagon. - Shh, shh. 439 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,480 - Could you step in notionally? - Yes. No problem at all. Thank you. 440 00:18:35,559 --> 00:18:39,039 - May I get you a cup of coffee? - Oh, yes, thank you, Jonah. 441 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,799 Excuse me. Pardon me. 442 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,759 Have you noticed how he's... 443 00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:45,519 Yeah, he thinks I'm about to be his boss. 444 00:18:45,599 --> 00:18:47,960 Yeah, he's gonna be the first to go, by the way. 445 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:50,000 - Hmm, okay. - Dead man walking. 446 00:18:50,079 --> 00:18:51,680 - Dan. - Yes? 447 00:18:51,759 --> 00:18:54,880 Can I get a heads-up? 'Cause I'm standing over here like a meerkat. 448 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,960 Yes. The truth is I had a huge story to give you. 449 00:18:58,039 --> 00:19:00,680 - It's just been back-burnered. - Oh, sorry. 450 00:19:00,759 --> 00:19:03,519 No, no, listen. Mike is on his way out, all right? 451 00:19:03,599 --> 00:19:05,880 Either he or his arteries are gonna quit any second. 452 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,480 I'm the new face of the veep's office, okay? 453 00:19:07,559 --> 00:19:10,920 - I can bring you major scoops. - You can bring me major scoops? 454 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,200 Hey, come on, I major in major. 455 00:19:13,279 --> 00:19:15,279 - Stop doing that. - I'm sorry. 456 00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:16,759 Should I just put this right here? 457 00:19:16,839 --> 00:19:18,680 - Yeah, just put it down, okay? - Thank you. 458 00:19:18,759 --> 00:19:21,119 Um... 459 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,799 If we could just have some quiet, please. Thank you very much. 460 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,160 Jonah: Quiet. 461 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:30,119 Ladies and gentlemen... ( clears throat ) 462 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,920 We come here today in togetherness 463 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,480 and in hope... certainly hope... 464 00:19:35,559 --> 00:19:40,000 for the swift recovery of this great, great president 465 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:43,720 who has been a... 466 00:19:43,799 --> 00:19:46,880 faultless G.P.S. 467 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,079 in guiding our nation. 468 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:52,279 We stand here today with courage in our hearts... 469 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,920 ( coughs ) 470 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,079 Oh, Jesus Christ. 471 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,119 Let us pray. 472 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,079 ( groans ) 473 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,279 Holy mother of God and sweet Jesus Christ. 474 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,319 - Where is she? - I apologize. 475 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,599 We'll have some information soon for you, okay, Anthony? 476 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,559 And you know what? You guys can just act naturally like you'd normally act. 477 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,039 - Great. Brilliant normalizing. - I'm normal. 478 00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:21,920 - Yes, sir. Where is she, Dan, huh? - I don't know. 479 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,880 My balls are comprehensively busted here. 480 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,240 - I'm down to my reserve pair. - Look, Mike, I've got Sue. 481 00:20:26,319 --> 00:20:28,279 She's gonna call me any second. Just give me a fucking break. 482 00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:31,160 Oh, bingo, Amy. I guess I'll fill you in. 483 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,759 Amy, what the duck? 484 00:20:32,839 --> 00:20:34,640 That screaming, falling sound 485 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,480 is my fucking patience going out the window. 486 00:20:36,559 --> 00:20:37,960 - ( phone rings ) - Sue? 487 00:20:38,039 --> 00:20:39,720 Okay, Dan, listen up. This is very important. 488 00:20:39,799 --> 00:20:41,319 The veep has gone to the White House. 489 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,880 The President is having a heart attack. 490 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,200 Dan, look at me with your stupid eyes. 491 00:20:45,279 --> 00:20:47,599 Stop talking to that man, Dan. Stop talking to that man and focus. 492 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,160 Sue, can you please just repeat that part on more time for me? 493 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:53,039 Selina is currently the most powerful woman in the world. 494 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,000 And obviously you cannot tell anyone this or she will have you destroyed. 495 00:20:56,079 --> 00:20:57,680 - Understood? - Dan... 496 00:20:57,759 --> 00:21:02,119 You have to give me something right now. 497 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,720 Oh, fuck it, it's gonna break anyway. Yeah, as a matter of fact, 498 00:21:04,799 --> 00:21:06,680 - Selina Meyers... - Is gonna come here in a second 499 00:21:06,759 --> 00:21:09,599 and order Jamaican rum with sprinkles. 500 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,880 Okay, your working life 501 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,599 just got 80 % more fucked! Okay? 502 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,839 From now on, you bleached, plucked asshole, 503 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:22,759 I am your fucking siamese stalker. 504 00:21:22,839 --> 00:21:25,160 Mike, always a pleasure to see you be a stupid asshole. 505 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,920 I'm hearing some language that I don't like. 506 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,079 - Yeah? - Antony: What are you saying? 507 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,799 - Forget it. - Wait a minute. What are you saying? 508 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,440 - What is he talking about? - Nothing. Nothing. 509 00:21:33,519 --> 00:21:36,799 No, you guys live in your own little world 510 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,240 with your heads stuck up your Capitol Hill asses. 511 00:21:39,319 --> 00:21:42,359 And you, you gay, Irish fireman... you, you're okay. 512 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,640 But you, you I do not like. 513 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,680 ( whispering ) 514 00:21:46,759 --> 00:21:48,519 - Amy. - Yeah? 515 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:51,960 If Gary is sick, I'm gonna need a temporary body man. 516 00:21:52,039 --> 00:21:54,960 Sure. Oh, and I told Sue to drop the yoghurt store. 517 00:21:55,039 --> 00:21:57,559 I don't have room in my head for yoghurt. 518 00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,440 Madam Vice President, we've been asked to tell you 519 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,599 that you may stand down. The President is fine. 520 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,519 Well, that's terrific news. 521 00:22:06,599 --> 00:22:08,160 - Thank God. - Mm-hmm. 522 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,799 Crossed wires. Potus just suffered heartburn 523 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:14,079 after a traditional barbecue at the state function. 524 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,759 Are you absolutely sure that... 525 00:22:15,839 --> 00:22:19,880 No, the President is... back in charge of the G.P.S. 526 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,799 Super. Super. 527 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:27,119 - And I'm sorry. I just spoke to Mike. - Yup. 528 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,640 He said that you were needed down at a yoghurt store. 529 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,279 ( exhales ) 530 00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:34,519 It was something about damage control. 531 00:22:34,599 --> 00:22:35,920 Yeah. 532 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,920 It's been an honor to serve such an accomplished understudy, ma'am. 533 00:22:42,079 --> 00:22:43,880 - Are you gonna take those with you? - What? 534 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,200 Oh, I'm sorry. Should I give that to you? 535 00:22:46,279 --> 00:22:48,880 - Thank you. - Here's a pen. 536 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,160 I'll put it back. Do you want me to put it here? 537 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:54,319 - That's fine. Great. Thank you. - Thank you. 538 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,000 Bye-bye. 539 00:23:00,759 --> 00:23:02,839 ( sirens blaring ) 540 00:23:05,599 --> 00:23:07,519 Ma'am, we spent a nice afternoon bonding 541 00:23:07,599 --> 00:23:09,240 with these owners. They're lovely people. 542 00:23:09,319 --> 00:23:11,079 A lot of the online guys are still here. 543 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,799 Online? Are you serious? 544 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:16,039 Yeah. It's much more relevant. I've been telling Dan this for years. 545 00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:19,279 - Wow, I do not feel good. I feel bad. - You kidding? 546 00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:21,039 Really? Like, where does it hurt? 547 00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:23,200 I don't know. It's hard to define exactly. 548 00:23:23,279 --> 00:23:25,400 Where did Gary's thing start? 549 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,880 His started in, like, in his stomach. 550 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,680 - It did start in his stomach? - He lost color right away, though. 551 00:23:28,759 --> 00:23:30,960 - And you still look... - Mike: You look great. 552 00:23:31,039 --> 00:23:32,440 - Do I? - You look beautiful. 553 00:23:32,519 --> 00:23:34,000 Thank you. Okay. 554 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:36,400 Yeah, but aren't dairy products bad for your stomach? 555 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,960 You've got to eat the yoghurt now. I mean, there will be cameras on you. 556 00:23:39,039 --> 00:23:41,559 - This is life dairy defcon 1. - Yeah, hi. 557 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,039 Madam Vice President, this is Anthony Holland, 558 00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:44,519 - the owner of the store. - How do you do? 559 00:23:44,599 --> 00:23:47,680 Madam Vice President welcome to Super Scooper. 560 00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:49,720 Thank you. Thank you so much. 561 00:23:49,799 --> 00:23:51,599 I thought we'd do the photo over here, if that's okay. 562 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:55,000 Sure. Do you have any Jamaican rum flavor? 563 00:23:55,079 --> 00:23:56,960 I'm sorry, I don't. 564 00:23:57,039 --> 00:23:59,799 And I've also thrown out all of the Strawberry-Selina. 565 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,559 - Oh. - It had a bad taste. 566 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,119 Oh, that's a shame to hear that. 567 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,440 All I have left is vanilla. 568 00:24:07,519 --> 00:24:09,000 - Okay. - I hope you like that. 569 00:24:09,079 --> 00:24:11,039 - That'll be fine. - Members of the media. 570 00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:12,960 This is the media here. Come on in, guys. 571 00:24:13,039 --> 00:24:14,640 - Just this? - Yeah. 572 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,400 - You guys will be right here. - Oh, that's fantastic. 573 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:21,200 Yeah, well, it would have been better about two hours ago. 574 00:24:21,279 --> 00:24:23,240 Amy, you're gonna need to... 575 00:24:23,319 --> 00:24:24,799 Of course. 576 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,480 - Amy. - Yup. 577 00:24:26,559 --> 00:24:29,119 I know, it's just stuck. 578 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,640 We're gonna do the picture? 579 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,640 Mike: All right, guys, get this shot. It's real America. 580 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,559 Bite and smile. 581 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,480 - Yeah? - Mmm. 582 00:24:39,559 --> 00:24:41,000 - It's good, huh? - Mm-hmm. 583 00:24:41,079 --> 00:24:42,519 Mike: You know, let's get one more. 584 00:24:42,599 --> 00:24:44,640 - ( cameras clicking ) - Amy: Really quick. 585 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:48,000 - I think you... probably just one... - Yeah, yeah... ( gags ) 586 00:24:48,079 --> 00:24:50,160 Are you okay? 587 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:53,519 - ( gags ) - Can I get you something? 588 00:24:53,599 --> 00:24:55,880 I think we got it, guys. Take a step back. 589 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,880 ( groans ) I have to use the bathroom right away. 590 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,119 - Can we use your bathroom? - No, I'm sorry, my mother is in there. 591 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,000 She's 84. She takes a while. 592 00:25:02,079 --> 00:25:04,000 - Okay, then we're gonna go, but thanks. - Okay. 593 00:25:04,079 --> 00:25:07,240 Madam Vice President, are you gonna do anything about taxes? 594 00:25:07,319 --> 00:25:10,559 Yeah, moving... I'm moving them down. Oh, I don't know where this is headed. 595 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,519 Okay, let's go this way, then. 596 00:25:12,599 --> 00:25:16,039 Nice, we'll just move to the car and get it... 597 00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:18,039 Moved quickly. 598 00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:23,079 Oh! Ooh-ooh! Oooh-ooh! I can't... 599 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,359 Do you need to squeeze my hand or something? 600 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,680 - What's up? - Need help? 601 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,079 - Okay. - I can't uncross my legs. 602 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,319 - Yeah. - Oh, God. Okay. I get it. 603 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,400 Uh, guys, we need a wall around the Vice President. 604 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,400 No photos. No clean photos. 605 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,920 - ( Selina groans ) - Here we go. 606 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,160 Here we go. Let's move. Car's open. Door open. 607 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,559 - Let's get her in. Come on. - Oh, no. Is it locked? 608 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,839 - It's open. - Here we go. We're good. 609 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,559 - Get her in. - Dump her in there. 610 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,079 Be careful. Careful. 611 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,599 - Amy: No one's judging. - Don't come in. 612 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,839 - Don't come in here. - Ma'am, I'm gonna... 613 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,880 I-I got to go with you ma'am, I'm sorry. 614 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,559 - Just dive into it. - I have to. 615 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,599 Aw... shit. 616 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,599 Okay, get your ass in. Come on. 617 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,079 - All right, all right. - ( Selina groans ) 618 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,480 You know what? I could use a walk. I'll meet you guys there. 619 00:26:08,559 --> 00:26:09,960 Selina: I can't put on my seat belt. 620 00:26:10,039 --> 00:26:11,720 Amy: It's fine. Just stay there. 621 00:26:11,799 --> 00:26:14,799 ( sirens wailing ) 622 00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:22,759 Dan: Where does Gary put those wipes? 623 00:26:22,839 --> 00:26:25,400 Oh, my God. 624 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,000 Whew. 625 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:29,720 Damn.