1 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,839 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:24,239 Dan: The whole Chick-fil-A narrative is just... 3 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,199 I mean, if I may, sir, it's... 4 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:27,640 It's food-nomenal. Really. It really is. 5 00:00:28,879 --> 00:00:30,399 With that construction outside, man, 6 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,799 I was stuck in traffic for two hours. 7 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,960 My bladder was like a fuckin' blimp. 8 00:00:36,039 --> 00:00:38,439 You should maybe talk some more to the food manufacturing guys 9 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:40,960 - and the health advisors. - Yeah. 10 00:00:41,039 --> 00:00:43,640 Come on, ma'am, just some small talk. Even tiny talk will do. 11 00:00:43,719 --> 00:00:46,840 Yeah, I know. I'm gonna do it. 12 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,359 God, what a waste of a morning. 13 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:51,159 If you ever want me to confess, don't rip out my fingernails, 14 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,600 just make me eat like a vegan for a fuckin' week. 15 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:56,439 The VP look like she's about ready to open up a vein. 16 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:57,920 You okay? 17 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,359 - You seem to be phoning it in a little. - You know what, Amy? 18 00:01:00,439 --> 00:01:02,759 I'm the veep I never wanted to be. 19 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:07,719 I'm talking salad wraps and body mass index to these idiots. 20 00:01:07,799 --> 00:01:09,519 - You should really just go and... - Yeah, I know. 21 00:01:09,599 --> 00:01:11,200 Feel my soul slide out of my ass. 22 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,879 All right, here. You take that. 23 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:15,039 I'm building up the energy right now. 24 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,039 This smells like the inside of a taxi cab. 25 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:20,079 - Hi, guys. Hello. - Hello. 26 00:01:20,158 --> 00:01:22,239 Not too much longer. We'll get the group shot taken 27 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:25,239 - and then you guys can get moving. - Awesome! 28 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:26,799 What a productive morning. 29 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:29,039 Can you envision selling some of these items 30 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,280 - at any of your stores, you think? - Oh, sure. 31 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:32,799 - Yeah. Wraps maybe. - Yeah, wraps. 32 00:01:32,878 --> 00:01:34,280 Grapes. I mean, grapes are always good. 33 00:01:34,359 --> 00:01:36,158 Grapes are... hey, you can't beat grapes. 34 00:01:36,239 --> 00:01:40,120 Those yellow things look... so... 35 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,000 Well, I'll tell you it's all local 36 00:01:43,079 --> 00:01:45,200 - and it's all organic. - Oh, wow. 37 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:47,079 - Orgasmic's more like it, right? - Oh. 38 00:01:47,158 --> 00:01:51,719 I'll have some of what you're having. ( mock laugh ) 39 00:01:51,799 --> 00:01:54,039 - Do you have a zoom on that thing? - Oh, Ken, you know what? 40 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:56,359 We don't have to have pictures taken here, right now, okay? 41 00:01:56,439 --> 00:01:58,560 - Sorry. -Oh, no it's fine. 42 00:02:00,719 --> 00:02:02,640 You back to DC tonight, Gary? 43 00:02:02,719 --> 00:02:04,760 Yeah, I'm leaving a little bit earlier. 44 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,359 - My dad is having his birthday dinner. - Nice. 45 00:02:07,439 --> 00:02:13,319 He has very little respect for my job. 46 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,159 He actually much rather me work here. 47 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:20,319 - In catering? - No, a baseball stadium. 48 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,599 A man's man, a jock. Rarrrh! One of those guys. 49 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:28,800 - Wow, that's gotta be tough. - Yeah, tell me about it. 50 00:02:28,879 --> 00:02:31,120 I meant for him. 51 00:02:31,199 --> 00:02:33,159 - Jesus. - Okay, you know what, Ken? 52 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:34,800 - Not so close, okay? - Okay. 53 00:02:34,879 --> 00:02:38,240 Nobody needs to know which of my eyebrow hairs needs to be plucked. 54 00:02:38,319 --> 00:02:40,680 - ( laughs ) - Sorry. 55 00:02:40,759 --> 00:02:42,719 What's going on with this group shot? What's the delay? 56 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:45,439 It's not much longer, ma'am. Just keep smiling. 57 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:48,719 Turn that frown... ( clicks tongue ) upside-down. ( laughs ) 58 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,680 - Okay. - Okay. 59 00:02:50,759 --> 00:02:52,719 Do you see that he keeps touching me? 60 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:55,079 - Yeah, I've noticed. - And his hands are really small. 61 00:02:55,159 --> 00:02:58,159 It's his feely, little, touchy, hot hands. 62 00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:59,639 Someone needs to tell him that he's working 63 00:02:59,719 --> 00:03:01,199 with the White House and not "Penthouse." 64 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:04,199 Hey, can I talk to you privately just for a second? 65 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:05,879 Okay. 66 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,039 The whole thing that you guys have done with Krispy Kreme is just... 67 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,599 if I may, it's food-nomenal, really. 68 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:13,919 So you know that I've been seeing Ted, right? 69 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,919 - Mm-hmm. - A while ago, 70 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:20,000 a lot of wine was drunk and Springsteen was listened to 71 00:03:20,079 --> 00:03:22,280 and things got a little bit out of hand. 72 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,120 You stole a car? 73 00:03:24,199 --> 00:03:27,199 We had unprotected sex, 74 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:30,360 - and I think I might be pregnant. - Oh... 75 00:03:30,439 --> 00:03:33,280 It's a possibility, Amy. 76 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:35,439 I haven't reached menopause yet, you know. 77 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,879 I'm not barren. I know it's unlikely. 78 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,639 I could probably have unprotected sex with 30 men, 79 00:03:40,719 --> 00:03:43,960 one right after the other, and it would be totally fine. 80 00:03:44,039 --> 00:03:46,960 I mean, no, it wouldn't be totally fine. I mean, that would be a horrible thing. 81 00:03:47,039 --> 00:03:49,039 I'm not doubting your fertility, ma'am, 82 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,280 but an unwed mother 83 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,159 one aneurism away from the presidency? 84 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,319 How do you think that plays? 85 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,240 The bag has got one big storage area 86 00:03:57,319 --> 00:03:59,879 and then there are 60 separate pockets within the area. 87 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:01,680 - Wow! - Right? 88 00:04:01,759 --> 00:04:04,080 - That is a lot to remember, Gary. - I know, I know. 89 00:04:04,159 --> 00:04:06,520 But can you do it without looking? 90 00:04:06,599 --> 00:04:08,159 Try me. 91 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:10,400 Eye drops. 92 00:04:10,478 --> 00:04:12,280 Men: Ooh! 93 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:15,478 - Wipes. - Scented, unscented? 94 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,600 Scented. 95 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,199 - Bam! - Wow! 96 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:21,399 - Knock it... ( mimics explosion ) - That's unbelievable. 97 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,959 I hope I'm not pregnant, because, fuck, if I am, 98 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,639 I'm just finished, you know? 99 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:30,560 - Ma'am. - ( laughs ) Let's get moving! 100 00:04:30,639 --> 00:04:33,079 - You know you'll have to keep it. - I know. 101 00:04:33,159 --> 00:04:36,240 Unless we go on some sort of special vacation to Mexico and... 102 00:04:37,959 --> 00:04:39,680 kill the doctor in the desert. 103 00:04:39,759 --> 00:04:41,720 Father know? 104 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,480 What, are you kidding me? What am I, 15? 105 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,480 - I mean Ted. - Oh, shit. No. 106 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:49,600 No. I'm still working on that one. 107 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:53,519 - What are you shooting with? - This is a 5 D. 108 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:56,120 - Not a 1 D? - No. 109 00:04:56,199 --> 00:04:57,759 Why would I need a 1 D to shoot this? 110 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,360 I have a 1 D. 111 00:04:59,439 --> 00:05:01,439 It's more expensive, but it's a really nice camera. 112 00:05:01,519 --> 00:05:04,000 You shoot a lot of sports? Moving action? 113 00:05:04,079 --> 00:05:06,399 You take hundreds of pictures of herons catching fish? 114 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:09,079 Because otherwise you don't need a 1 D. 115 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:14,839 - Right, but I have a 1 D. - Yeah. 116 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,199 Hey, will you do me a favor? Can you get me a real coffee 117 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:20,439 instead of this fucking beige paint they're serving, okay? 118 00:05:20,519 --> 00:05:23,720 Grande skinny latte, extra shot, and a dash of cinnamon? 119 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,959 - Yeah. - Can I get some of the...? 120 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,920 This is what we're gonna do... Photos with the nutritionists, 121 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,639 hang with the players, over to the school 122 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,480 then we pregnancy test you to fuck. 123 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:35,600 Listen, will you get the tests on the way to the school, please? 124 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,720 Absolutely. I'm heading there right now. 125 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:40,399 Obviously this is in our little circle of two. 126 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,240 - Obviously. - Yeah. 127 00:05:42,319 --> 00:05:44,560 ( cell phone chiming ) 128 00:05:44,639 --> 00:05:47,279 Mike: Hey, Jonah. How's the weather up there in your asshole? 129 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,800 Oh ho. That's cute, Mike. How's it going? 130 00:05:49,879 --> 00:05:53,279 Good, good. Just going over my notes for the press briefing. 131 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:56,159 Hey, did you get those local business initiatives 132 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:58,279 - I sent over from the president? - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 133 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,959 Looking at them right now. Thank you. They're very helpful. 134 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:05,319 Oh, good. I'm glad you're right on top of that. I can see you, Mike. 135 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:07,319 What? Oh. 136 00:06:07,399 --> 00:06:10,120 - ( laughs ) This is awesome! - You know what, Mike? 137 00:06:10,199 --> 00:06:12,480 One day you're gonna wake up and you're gonna find 138 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,519 your lungs have turned to pastry. 139 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,600 Gotta go, Jonah. Got incoming. 140 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,879 - Mike. - Amy, what's up? 141 00:06:18,959 --> 00:06:22,079 Selina might be pregnant. What do we wanna do? 142 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,360 Is this for real? 143 00:06:24,439 --> 00:06:25,839 'Cause if it is, the best thing for her legacy 144 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,079 is if she's assassinated before she starts showing. 145 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:31,000 It's not definite. She still needs to take some tests. 146 00:06:31,079 --> 00:06:33,159 Okay. I'll guess I'll just add this to the press release. 147 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,680 People can start taking bets. 148 00:06:34,759 --> 00:06:37,120 You know that this needs to be way under the lid. 149 00:06:37,199 --> 00:06:38,959 - Bye. - All good? 150 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:40,879 Absolutely. 151 00:06:40,959 --> 00:06:43,839 It's gonna knock the socks off of some seven-year-olds. 152 00:06:48,079 --> 00:06:50,399 Dad, dad, I like beer. 153 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,360 That was because I cut my lip trying to open the bottle. 154 00:06:52,439 --> 00:06:53,920 I just can't open it the way you do. 155 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,120 Listen, the veep and I are gonna have our photo taken 156 00:06:56,199 --> 00:06:58,360 with the Orioles players. Huh? ( chuckles ) 157 00:06:58,439 --> 00:06:59,879 Yeah, I can get you one. 158 00:06:59,959 --> 00:07:02,120 Shit, yeah. Shit, yeah. 159 00:07:02,199 --> 00:07:03,759 Where the fuck is coffee? 160 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:08,480 So that whole stadium day was like a networking orgy for you, right? 161 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:12,639 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Business card bukkake. 162 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,639 You know, you should get something while we're here... 163 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:17,639 Razor blades, a large amount of pain killers. 164 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:21,319 Holy sh... Are you pregnant? 165 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:24,160 Amy, come on, career-wise, that's like joining scientology 166 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,800 or getting a fucking neck tattoo. 167 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:28,480 Thanks for the support. 168 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:31,120 So I guess you're gonna be needing maternity leave. 169 00:07:31,199 --> 00:07:33,240 I'd be the obvious choice for your replacement. 170 00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:35,720 That is literally your first thought? 171 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,680 No. My first thought was, "there goes your figure," 172 00:07:37,759 --> 00:07:39,360 but I didn't say that because I thought it would be upsetting. 173 00:07:39,439 --> 00:07:42,360 Thanks. You know, if it's a boy, maybe I'll name him after you. 174 00:07:42,439 --> 00:07:44,159 Call him fuck weasel. 175 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,040 Ken, is this where I should be? 176 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,839 - Don't be too clustered. - Yeah, don't be too clustered. 177 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:50,480 Thank you. I got it. So if you could just move a little bit... 178 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:53,560 - A bit so we're not all on one side. - So we're not on one side. 179 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,800 - Selina: Can you see everybody? - I think they heard me. 180 00:07:55,879 --> 00:07:58,240 Yes, how about one where we say "let's get moving"? 181 00:07:58,319 --> 00:08:00,000 - Let's get moving! - ( camera clicking ) 182 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:04,040 All right, how about another one? Another where we say "awesome avocado!" 183 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:07,480 - Awesome avocado! - Yes, that was great. 184 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:09,759 All right! Thank you for your patience. 185 00:08:09,839 --> 00:08:11,240 - Thank you so much for being here. - Ma'am. 186 00:08:11,319 --> 00:08:12,720 - It sure... yes? Yes? - Gentlemen. 187 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:15,360 Construction hit a gas main. There's a serious leak. 188 00:08:15,439 --> 00:08:17,439 Everybody must stay in here until it's made safe. 189 00:08:17,519 --> 00:08:18,920 - ( all groaning ) - Sorry. 190 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,240 Because of the danger, we need everybody to stay in the room. We'll update you. 191 00:08:22,319 --> 00:08:25,519 Listen, uh, but I can get out of here, right? 192 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,519 Probably in about an hour. 193 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,360 - An hour? - Yes, ma'am. 194 00:08:31,079 --> 00:08:32,960 Woman: We're so excited about 195 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:35,440 - the vice president's visit. - Oh, we're very excited, too. 196 00:08:35,519 --> 00:08:37,879 Amy's practically having a baby about it. Isn't that right? 197 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,240 Well, the children are waiting. Right this way. 198 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:44,360 Hey, kids. Good afternoon. Kids: Good afternoon. 199 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:47,600 My name is Dan, this is Amy. And we work for the vice president 200 00:08:47,679 --> 00:08:50,080 of the United States of America. 201 00:08:50,159 --> 00:08:52,720 - Kids: Yay. - Pretty cool, right? Yeah. 202 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:55,240 - Yeah, my man right here. - My dad works in the state department. 203 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,159 Really? What position? 204 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:59,919 - Trade policy executive. - So he knows Roger Aldrige? 205 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,559 Uh, I don't know. 206 00:09:01,639 --> 00:09:03,799 Are you networking with an eight-year-old? 207 00:09:03,879 --> 00:09:05,679 - Yeah. - ( cell phone ringing ) 208 00:09:05,759 --> 00:09:07,600 So... 209 00:09:07,679 --> 00:09:09,840 Hold on one second, chief. 210 00:09:09,919 --> 00:09:11,320 - Problem? - There's a gas main leak. 211 00:09:11,399 --> 00:09:12,799 Selina's gonna be delayed at least an hour. 212 00:09:12,879 --> 00:09:15,600 These kids are gonna go berserk if they have to wait that long. 213 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:17,720 We have to keep them entertained. 214 00:09:17,799 --> 00:09:20,080 "Lion King" DVD and two shots of ritalin. 215 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:23,240 - You'll be such a great dad. - That's how I was raised. 216 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:25,000 All right, shall we, gentlemen? 217 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:26,559 Sean, why don't we start with your question 218 00:09:26,639 --> 00:09:29,080 before you get the DTs and you can't write in your notebook. 219 00:09:29,159 --> 00:09:31,720 Sean: Can you brief on the new health initiative? 220 00:09:31,799 --> 00:09:33,759 - Are you its poster boy, Mikey? - ( both laugh ) 221 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,480 Actually, though, great question. 222 00:09:35,559 --> 00:09:36,960 You know, we were on the campaign trail 223 00:09:37,039 --> 00:09:39,080 and we saw a woman with a very large boy. 224 00:09:39,159 --> 00:09:40,879 And the vice president turned to me and said, 225 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:43,879 "I'd like to free that boy from the prison of obesity." 226 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,720 Anybody else? 227 00:09:45,799 --> 00:09:48,519 Leon West, Washington Post. 228 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,840 A source tells me that the VP shit-canned 229 00:09:50,919 --> 00:09:52,960 a secret service agent just for smiling at her. 230 00:09:53,039 --> 00:09:55,759 Can you give me a yes or no on that, please? 231 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:58,919 I believe he was reassigned because of his cologne. 232 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,080 - ( men laugh ) - Mike: It was Paco Rabanne. 233 00:10:01,159 --> 00:10:03,559 I mean, this is not the 80's anymore, right? Nobody wears that stuff. 234 00:10:03,639 --> 00:10:06,279 Sean might. You'd probably rather drink it, though. Right, Sean? 235 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,039 That's necessary. Thank you, yes. 236 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,600 - Mike: I've seen you. - Sean: I'm a drunk. 237 00:10:09,679 --> 00:10:11,399 Okay, every which way but douche, 238 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,960 I want you to answer my question now. 239 00:10:14,039 --> 00:10:17,879 I believe you asked a boring question, Leon, and I gave a boring answer. 240 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:21,279 - That's like carbon offsetting. - ( men laughing ) 241 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:24,440 Mike, I wouldn't be smiling. You might lose your job. 242 00:10:24,519 --> 00:10:27,960 You understand my point? You don't find it repugnant that Selina Meyer 243 00:10:28,039 --> 00:10:30,759 let a secret service agent go for smiling? 244 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:33,360 Repugnant? You're calling the vice president repugnant? 245 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:37,240 That's a very emotive term, sir, and a little prissy, I might add. 246 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:41,519 I spent a night in jail when I was 19 once. That was more fun than this. 247 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,639 Well, if we get trapped here another minute, I'm gonna kill you and eat you, 248 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:46,919 because I will not eat another fuckin' falafel. 249 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,879 - ( camera clicking ) Hey, Jimmy fuckin' Olsen, 250 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,480 get lost before I shove that thing up your ass 251 00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:53,080 and give you another kind of red eye to worry about. 252 00:10:53,159 --> 00:10:54,639 Okay. 253 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,320 What is going on out there with those two? 254 00:10:56,399 --> 00:10:57,799 - Do you know? - Yeah, he's all pissed off. 255 00:10:57,879 --> 00:11:00,799 They've been complaining all day about the event and the food. 256 00:11:00,879 --> 00:11:03,000 - Oh. - I overhear stuff as I move around. 257 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,159 Plus, I can lip-read. 258 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,240 - You can lip-read? - Yeah. 259 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:10,240 ( mouthing words ) 260 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:13,120 Yes, I can tell what are you saying now. 261 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,000 Could you lip-read earlier 262 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:17,120 when I was talking about you to Amy? 263 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:20,120 - No. - Oh, that's too bad. It was all good. 264 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,559 - Thank you. - Oh, sure. 265 00:11:23,759 --> 00:11:25,799 Amy. Amy. 266 00:11:25,879 --> 00:11:27,399 God, that is a lot of snot. 267 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:30,080 Hey, can I have my pen back? 268 00:11:30,159 --> 00:11:31,559 Mike, hi. Thank you. 269 00:11:31,639 --> 00:11:35,360 I just wanna warn you, on top of everything else... smile story. 270 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,759 Can I get the pen cap, too? This came with a pen cap. 271 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:39,600 - ( school bell ringing ) - What the hell is going on over there? 272 00:11:39,679 --> 00:11:41,960 - Are you listening? - Yes, yes. Story. What...? 273 00:11:42,039 --> 00:11:45,320 The pen cap. Where was the pen... Did you put it in your mouth? 274 00:11:45,399 --> 00:11:46,919 Okay, I just wanna give you a heads-up, all right? 275 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,480 It's out there. They're saying she's repugnant. 276 00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:51,519 ( kids chattering ) 277 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,279 ( sighs ) Oh, my God. 278 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:56,120 - Hi. - I just had a phone call from Mike. 279 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:59,320 He said that the press is saying you are pregnant. 280 00:11:59,399 --> 00:12:01,279 -He's saying it's out. - ( sighs ) 281 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:04,759 No, it can't be. What are you talking about? Nobody knows. 282 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:08,679 He said that Leon West said that you're pregnant. 283 00:12:08,759 --> 00:12:12,559 Holy f... uck. 284 00:12:12,639 --> 00:12:15,279 Ugh, I can't move my lips. 285 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,559 Okay, I'm going because Gary's calling. 286 00:12:17,639 --> 00:12:19,120 Don't tell Gary. 287 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,799 No, Amy, they're not gonna let me through. 288 00:12:20,879 --> 00:12:22,960 I'm running out of time here. My dad needs a picture. 289 00:12:23,039 --> 00:12:27,759 Okay, I need you to get a pregnancy test for the veep. 290 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:31,600 Oh, my... oh, my God. 291 00:12:31,679 --> 00:12:33,759 - That's kind of exciting. - No, no. Shh, shh. 292 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,639 I can carry the baby around in a little sling or something like that. 293 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,039 Oh, my... oh, wait, this is bad because she's not married, right? 294 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,440 Indeed, and this is strictly need-to-know. 295 00:12:41,519 --> 00:12:43,399 What kind of test do I get? Are there different kinds of tests? 296 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:44,879 Like, how do I break it down? What do I get? 297 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,279 I've only got one, so you need to get as many as you can find, okay? 298 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,759 We need to be sure, okay? 299 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,519 - We need to shock-and-awe this thing. - Okay. 300 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,720 Hey. So what's the intel on the baby? 301 00:12:53,799 --> 00:12:55,440 ( laughs ) Intel. 302 00:12:55,519 --> 00:12:58,480 Copy that. Security clearance denied. 303 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:00,080 Is Jonah the dad? 304 00:13:00,159 --> 00:13:02,720 Is that why you look like you wanna drink a bottle of drano? 305 00:13:02,799 --> 00:13:05,360 I don't blame you. That's gonna be a long labor. 306 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,320 They're gonna be pulling that kid out of you in shifts. 307 00:13:07,399 --> 00:13:09,039 - Jonah? - Yes, ma'am. 308 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,759 We gotta get rid of this whole prison-yard-vibe feeling. 309 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,240 We gotta do something. 310 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,840 Well, we have to stay within the stadium, 311 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:18,159 but we could invite the guys down to meet the Orioles players. 312 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:20,240 Okay, that's exactly what we gonna do. 313 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:23,039 I forgot to find out something about the players. 314 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,200 - I don't know what to say to them. - I can help you along. 315 00:13:25,279 --> 00:13:28,000 - Oh, you know about baseball? - I do, yeah. 316 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,720 - You can be my Gary? - Yeah, yeah. 317 00:13:29,799 --> 00:13:31,919 - I'll be the adult version of Gary. - Okay. 318 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,799 - Selina: Jonah, can you see me? - Uh, yeah. Give me their numbers. 319 00:13:34,879 --> 00:13:37,759 - I'll go off that. - Hold on. Let me see. 320 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:40,759 - 34. - Jake Arrieta. He's a starting pitcher. 321 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:45,080 On his left is number 39, Tommy Hunter. He's a starting pitcher. 322 00:13:45,159 --> 00:13:47,279 - Wait, he's the starting pitcher? - Yes. 323 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,200 The next gentleman... Oh, that's Jim Palmer. 324 00:13:50,279 --> 00:13:53,120 He's a hall-of-famer. That guy's a legend. He's a starting pitcher as well. 325 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,480 You don't have multiple starting pitchers. 326 00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:58,960 There's one pitcher's mound. You see one mound or three mounds? 327 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,120 - I see one mound. - That's how you play baseball. 328 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,639 They don't pitch on the same day. 329 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,240 You don't have any idea what you're talking about. 330 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:09,320 Fuckin' idiot. Hello! Hi! 331 00:14:09,399 --> 00:14:11,799 - Honor to meet you, ma'am. - And you are Jake. 332 00:14:11,879 --> 00:14:13,399 - Yes, ma'am. - Oh, how nice. 333 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:16,639 - And you're the starting pitcher. - One of them. Yes, ma'am. 334 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,360 Okay. Wonderful. 335 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,440 - So you must be Tommy. - I am. I am. 336 00:14:21,519 --> 00:14:24,559 - Um, are you a starting pitcher? - I am, I am, I am. 337 00:14:24,639 --> 00:14:26,559 You are a starting... ahem. 338 00:14:26,639 --> 00:14:29,519 Gary: Hello, dad. I'm still at the stadium. 339 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:34,480 ( laughs ) Yeah, yeah. I'm with the team... my playas. 340 00:14:34,559 --> 00:14:36,559 I will get you that pic, man. 341 00:14:36,639 --> 00:14:39,759 Boom shaka laka. ( laughs ) 342 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,679 That's how they talk. 343 00:14:41,759 --> 00:14:43,559 Okay. 344 00:14:43,639 --> 00:14:45,559 Are these all the pregnancy tests you have? 345 00:14:45,639 --> 00:14:47,639 - I think you got them all. - Okay. 346 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,799 I hope you get the result you're looking for. 347 00:14:49,879 --> 00:14:53,399 No, it's not for me. 348 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,799 - It's my sister. - I'm sorry? 349 00:14:55,879 --> 00:14:58,399 - I... did you see that? - See what? 350 00:14:59,879 --> 00:15:02,279 Okay, um, I just... 351 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,600 Is there any other stuff I should get for my sister? 352 00:15:04,679 --> 00:15:07,159 Like, um... maternity underwear? 353 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,440 - How long has she been pregnant? - Oh, God, I don't know. 354 00:15:09,519 --> 00:15:11,759 I don't know anything about her private life. 355 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:14,440 I do know, however, that the past few weeks she has been... 356 00:15:14,519 --> 00:15:17,320 pretty busy. ( laughs ) 357 00:15:17,399 --> 00:15:20,159 I'd hold off on the maternity underwear. 358 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:24,639 Isn't this nice how the lettering works on these... on these tops? 359 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,399 - ( cell phone ringing ) - Thank you. 360 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:30,399 Oh, brother. I'm just... you know what? I've got the treasury secretary calling. 361 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:31,919 Let me take this and I'm gonna be right back. 362 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,960 I'm so sorry. Pardon me. Hello? Hello, Ted? 363 00:15:35,039 --> 00:15:38,080 Hey. So are you looking for a little afternoon delight? 364 00:15:38,159 --> 00:15:40,039 No. Listen to me for a second. I gotta tell you something. 365 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,600 I might be pregnant. All right? 366 00:15:42,679 --> 00:15:45,519 I'm sorry to have to be so blunt about it, but I don't have a lot of time. 367 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,519 Um, guys, can I have five minutes? 368 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,679 - What? - One second, please. 369 00:15:50,759 --> 00:15:53,720 - Are you still there? - That's impossible. 370 00:15:53,799 --> 00:15:56,799 No, it's not impossible. I'm not that old. 371 00:15:56,879 --> 00:15:59,399 - Oh, my God. - All right, you over that bombshell? 372 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,679 Because that bombshell just gave birth to a bigger bombshell. 373 00:16:02,759 --> 00:16:04,639 The press know about this. 374 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,840 - Oh, fuck. - I know. 375 00:16:06,919 --> 00:16:08,840 So this is what we're gonna do, all right? 376 00:16:08,919 --> 00:16:11,480 We're getting married. And the plan is 377 00:16:11,559 --> 00:16:14,799 that we got engaged, like, six weeks ago or something, all right? 378 00:16:14,879 --> 00:16:18,679 You proposed by giving me some sort of a ring 379 00:16:18,759 --> 00:16:22,480 in a heart-shaped, fuckin' oyster thing or something. 380 00:16:22,559 --> 00:16:25,120 You know, the key is in the details, though, Ted. 381 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,919 - Okay? - ( sighs ) Okay. 382 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,480 Anyway, listen, you've gotta get me a ring. 383 00:16:28,559 --> 00:16:31,000 You've gotta go, you've gotta get a ring now. 384 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,480 And it's gonna have to be a big one. 385 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:35,279 Well, what size is your finger? 386 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,799 I don't know how fucking big my finger is, Ted! 387 00:16:37,879 --> 00:16:40,039 Just be a man, stand up, 388 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,559 get the fuckin' ring, all right? 389 00:16:42,639 --> 00:16:44,200 Okay. 390 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,200 You're fucking kidding. 391 00:16:48,279 --> 00:16:52,080 Ma'am, I'm sorry. I couldn't help but overhear. 392 00:16:52,159 --> 00:16:53,799 I just... you're getting married. 393 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:55,480 I wanted to be the first one to offer my congratulations. 394 00:16:55,559 --> 00:16:56,960 - Okay. Ken? - Yeah. 395 00:16:57,039 --> 00:16:59,320 Read my lips... Don't read my lips. 396 00:16:59,399 --> 00:17:01,240 - You understand me? - Yeah. 397 00:17:05,839 --> 00:17:08,279 - Okay. I got it. Okay. - You got it? 398 00:17:08,358 --> 00:17:10,240 - Let's go. - Let's go. 399 00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:12,358 8- Jim Palmer. - Madam Vice President. 400 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:13,839 -Nice to meet you. -What a treat... 401 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:15,480 - Welcome to Camden Yards. - Thank you. 402 00:17:15,559 --> 00:17:18,759 - So, Jim, you are a hall-of-famer. - They let me in there. 403 00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:21,519 Oh, yes, that is a wonderful thing to be in... 404 00:17:21,598 --> 00:17:23,440 in the hall of fame, for sure. 405 00:17:23,519 --> 00:17:25,559 - For sure. - Yes. 406 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:29,160 - ( men chuckle ) - Okay. 407 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,640 ( mouths words ) 408 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,759 Ken: Okay, it's time for the group photo, right? 409 00:17:32,839 --> 00:17:35,480 All right, great. Okay, everyone say "Orioles." 410 00:17:35,559 --> 00:17:37,559 - Orioles! - Great. 411 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,279 - I guess we're done. We got the shot. - Got it. 412 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:41,799 Okay, everybody, thank you so much. 413 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:44,839 God bless America. Okay, thank you. 414 00:17:47,079 --> 00:17:49,200 - Thank you. - Okay. 415 00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:51,640 Veep has left the stadium. She's gonna be here in 20. 416 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,119 - ( groans ) - Okay. 417 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,640 One last push to keep these kids entertained. 418 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,359 You know, I saw a guitar in there. You play the guitar, all right? 419 00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:03,240 - Not in this situation. - Yes. Yes. 420 00:18:03,319 --> 00:18:05,559 Amy, no. My guitar is for seduction, not crowd control, all right? 421 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:08,519 Granted, on a good night that's one and the same, but still. 422 00:18:08,599 --> 00:18:10,759 No, we're finding you a guitar. That's what we're doing. 423 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,640 Oh, isn't this cute? 424 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,119 - Look at you guys making juice. - Leon. 425 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,680 Go away. Why are you here? 426 00:18:16,759 --> 00:18:18,559 - Oh... - She means hello. 427 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:22,079 I actually have a story I'd like to discuss with the veep. 428 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,440 She here yet? 429 00:18:24,519 --> 00:18:27,319 No. No, of course not, because she hates punctuality 430 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,839 almost as much as good governance. 431 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,480 So what should we do, guys? 432 00:18:31,559 --> 00:18:35,279 # Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous? # 433 00:18:35,359 --> 00:18:39,079 # Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines... # 434 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,359 ( sirens blaring ) 435 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,759 No, I'm sorry, sir. We have no comment on that at the moment. 436 00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:46,079 Thank you. Goodbye. Why would we need to ban smiling? 437 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,279 It's not like something we have time for in the first place. 438 00:18:48,359 --> 00:18:49,960 ( cell phone ringing ) 439 00:18:50,039 --> 00:18:51,519 - Ma'am. - Sue, listen... 440 00:18:51,599 --> 00:18:54,359 Ted proposed to me about six to eight weeks ago, okay? 441 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,240 Oh, congratulations, ma'am. 442 00:18:56,319 --> 00:18:58,519 No, no, no, he didn't really. We're just gonna pretend that he did. 443 00:18:58,599 --> 00:19:00,480 Okay. I assume he's in on this. 444 00:19:00,559 --> 00:19:03,039 So now what I need you to do is go to my calendar thing, please, 445 00:19:03,119 --> 00:19:04,920 and let's find a date where this would have happened. 446 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,599 The Children of Courage Awards... Would he have proposed then? 447 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,359 No, no, uh-uh. That's kids with alopecia, 448 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,480 their mothers are on crack... that's a complete freak show. 449 00:19:12,559 --> 00:19:14,160 Okay. Ah. Two months ago, 450 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,079 you and Ted went to an ice hockey game and had dinner after. 451 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,400 Perfect. Yes. Okay? Thank you very much. 452 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:22,599 Sue, Sue, Sue, did the president call? 453 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,640 - No. - No. Yeah, okay. Right. 454 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,359 The "as" and the "es" are like your basics. 455 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,119 That's like the roots of blues and stuff. 456 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,599 But if you really... if you get into some of the funkier stuff, 457 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,599 that's the... see, it's the sevenths. 458 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,079 It's the minor sevenths that give it that... 459 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:38,160 sort of that autumn... that sort of gloom to it. 460 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,839 I just love that. 461 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:44,480 It's kind of moody, sort of sleepy, but I like it. 462 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:47,279 It's... it does well with the... 463 00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:49,400 You'll figure that out when you get older. So it's... 464 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:53,480 - Leon: You having fun? - Kids: No. 465 00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:57,720 Hear that? No fun. You are no fun. 466 00:19:57,799 --> 00:20:01,720 - The vice president is here. - All: Yay! 467 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,119 - Leon West is here. - Oh, great. 468 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,559 Now all we need are my parents on Skype. 469 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,519 - Do you have the tests? - I have one. Gary's coming with more. 470 00:20:11,599 --> 00:20:13,920 We're gonna have more tests than you have pee. 471 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,279 - You told Gary? - ( kids screaming ) 472 00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:19,240 - Oh, hello! - So he could get the tests. 473 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,799 Okay, we'll found out. I'll just have Gary do the tests. 474 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,599 - How will that work? - No, not with his pee, Amy. 475 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,640 - ( laughs ) Hi! - Dan: Wait a second. So... so, ma'am... 476 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,880 - So you're the one who's pregnant? - I might be pregnant. 477 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,920 - So we're looking at a wedding. - Or a suicide. I haven't decided which. 478 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,480 Look at these fantastic children! 479 00:20:36,559 --> 00:20:40,920 - Madam Vice President. - Hello. I'm so sorry I'm late. 480 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,200 I have never meant those words more. 481 00:20:43,279 --> 00:20:46,000 A pleasure to meet you. The children are waiting and ready for you. 482 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:49,960 You know, I need to use the ladies' room very briefly, if I may. 483 00:20:50,039 --> 00:20:52,640 Of course. The staff restroom is right there. 484 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:56,000 Fantastic. I'm also parched and I'm wondering if I might... 485 00:20:56,079 --> 00:20:58,400 - Can I have a cup of water? - Of course. 486 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,000 - Maybe in a paper cup? - Yeah. 487 00:21:01,079 --> 00:21:03,160 - This is all we have. Here. - Oh! Well, this is... 488 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,160 - Okay, it's in a plastic, clear... - It should be fine. 489 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,640 - Selina: It'll be fine. - It'll be fine. 490 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,319 Selina: Thank you. 491 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,960 - ( camera clicking ) - Okay, cool it. 492 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,920 Oh, good lord. 493 00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:31,079 So what do you think? Is she really pregnant? 494 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,799 How should I know? 495 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,440 - You're a woman. - What? 496 00:21:34,519 --> 00:21:36,200 You think that as a woman I might sense some disturbance 497 00:21:36,279 --> 00:21:38,200 in the fuckin' "lady matrix"? 498 00:21:38,279 --> 00:21:40,599 - Hey, Ken. How's it going? - Good. 499 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,200 Hey, I missed that photo with the Orioles. 500 00:21:43,279 --> 00:21:45,759 Do you think you can kind of do your magic and photoshop me into it? 501 00:21:45,839 --> 00:21:47,240 - Technically, yes. - Oh, okay. 502 00:21:47,319 --> 00:21:51,039 Ethically, no. I document. I don't invent. 503 00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:53,079 Do it yourself. 504 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:56,640 Okay. You got hot hands. 505 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,480 Hey, did she sing with the kids yet? 506 00:21:58,559 --> 00:22:00,799 - Not yet. - No. Awesome. Where is she? 507 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,519 8- Bathroom. - Okay. 508 00:22:02,599 --> 00:22:05,480 - Holy shitballs. Leon West is here? - Uh-huh. I thought you knew that. 509 00:22:05,559 --> 00:22:07,119 The guy's like gay porn... He's everywhere. 510 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,400 Okay, okay, they only had three types of pregnancy tests I could find. 511 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,559 Hi, Gary. Okay, that's okay. We have plenty. 512 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,480 - She's in the bathroom. - Why are we doing this now? 513 00:22:14,559 --> 00:22:16,079 Because you said that the pregnancy story is out there, 514 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,279 so we need to make sure right now. 515 00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:21,000 - Hey, Mike. - Hi, ma'am. 516 00:22:21,079 --> 00:22:22,880 I never said the pregnancy story's out there. 517 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,960 Yes. On the phone you said the press 518 00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:27,599 "is saying that she's pregnant." 519 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,039 I said she's repugnant. I said Selina's repugnant. 520 00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:34,160 What? Why am I repugnant? 521 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,240 Leon said it in reference 522 00:22:36,319 --> 00:22:38,839 to you firing the secret service agent. 523 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,680 - The smile story? - Yeah. 524 00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:42,799 Why is that story out there now, Mike? 525 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,400 - I don't know. - Yeah, "I don't know." 526 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,119 - Really? - Ma'am, if we just table this... 527 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,599 I think we should just knock off the kid thing. 528 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,960 - Lower that. - We need to get this over with. 529 00:22:51,039 --> 00:22:52,960 You know, I think we're ready. Very excited for the kids. 530 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,880 - Here, can you test this? - Oh! 531 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,359 ( clears throat ) 532 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,400 ( laughing ) Hi! Oh, Leon! 533 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,599 So pleased to be shaking your hand right at this moment. 534 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,079 - It's wonderful to see you, too. - Just delighted. 535 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,920 Have you met Ken? Ken, let's get moving. 536 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,400 Teacher: Right this way. 537 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,240 Well, I'm so sorry I was a little bit late, 538 00:23:08,319 --> 00:23:12,279 but I had to hang out with a bunch of boring grown-ups. 539 00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:14,359 - Bugh. Boo! - Kids: Boo! 540 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,920 - Boo! - ( laughing ) 541 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,799 Mrs. Saunders, I understand that the boys and girls 542 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:23,119 have a song that they wanna sing. 543 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,279 Okay, kids. Now, after four. 544 00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:28,279 All right? One, two, three, four. 545 00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:32,000 # If you're happy and you know it # 546 00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:36,039 Hey, dad. Just wait until you see the photo. It's awesome. 547 00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:39,279 You're right, I do do a proper man's job. 548 00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:42,480 I do. Oh, God. 549 00:23:42,559 --> 00:23:46,039 # If you're happy and you know it Nod your head # 550 00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:49,200 # if you're happy and you know it Nod your head # 551 00:23:49,279 --> 00:23:51,240 - # if you're happy and you know... # - You're very, very pregnant. 552 00:23:51,319 --> 00:23:52,720 # And you really wanna show it # 553 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:55,759 # if you're happy and you know it Nod your head... # 554 00:23:55,839 --> 00:23:58,839 # If you're happy and you know it Shout hooray # 555 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,359 # Hooray! # 556 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,160 # If you're happy and you know it Shout hooray # 557 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,640 # Hooray! # 558 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,680 # If you're happy and you know it And you really wanna show it # 559 00:24:06,759 --> 00:24:08,920 # If you're happy and you know it Shout hooray # 560 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,759 # Hooray! # 561 00:24:10,839 --> 00:24:15,119 Oh, wow! That was marvelous. Wasn't that great? 562 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,759 - Fun day. Thank you so... - Wasn't it great? 563 00:24:16,839 --> 00:24:19,519 Yes, what a good song. We're gonna have to go on to the next thing. 564 00:24:19,599 --> 00:24:21,680 Oh, darn it. We have to leave. What a shame. 565 00:24:21,759 --> 00:24:23,240 I wish I could be here all day. 566 00:24:23,319 --> 00:24:24,720 - Good job. - Okay, good job. 567 00:24:24,799 --> 00:24:26,519 Wonderful. Bye-bye, everybody. 568 00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:28,359 - Bye! - Bye. 569 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,599 Bye-bye. See you later. Don't touch. 570 00:24:33,279 --> 00:24:36,960 That's it? How about that, kids? Waited all day for that. 571 00:24:37,039 --> 00:24:39,279 ( music playing )