1 00:00:05,919 --> 00:00:08,240 Man on radio: So Vice President Meyer is under pressure today, Rod. 2 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:10,439 Rod: That's right, Vic. She fired one of her secret service men 3 00:00:10,519 --> 00:00:13,400 - because he smiled. - He wasn't fired, he was reassigned. 4 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:14,919 ( cell phone rings ) 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,600 This doesn't look good for the VP's chief of staff Amy Brookheimer. 6 00:00:17,679 --> 00:00:19,239 Amy, you listening to Crock FM right now? 7 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,640 Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing. 8 00:00:21,719 --> 00:00:24,480 Well, don't sweat it. I can still bust some moves in this town. 9 00:00:24,559 --> 00:00:25,960 Bust some moves? Really, Mike? 10 00:00:26,039 --> 00:00:28,320 I have a black belt in Mike Kwan Do. 11 00:00:28,399 --> 00:00:30,320 All right, sir, no. 12 00:00:30,399 --> 00:00:33,759 Okay, okay. Hey, hey, easy, dough boy. Hands off the suit. 13 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:36,520 Rod: Uh-oh, blame me Brookheimer. 14 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,079 Stop laughing there, Vic. That's treason. 15 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:39,560 - ( cell phone rings ) - Hello? 16 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:43,880 Dan. You must have a huge schadenboner over this Amy flack. 17 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:46,880 Oh, I take no pleasure in my colleague's very public, brutal... 18 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:48,880 I'm trying to watch TV. Would you please move? 19 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:51,240 And probably career-ending humiliation, Jonah. 20 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:54,520 God, she is gonna go ape-shit menstrual over this. 21 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,240 Hey, I'm on the phone with AT&T. Can you stop shouting "menstrual"? 22 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:59,759 Yeah, you know, she'll probably go a little menstrual. 23 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:02,640 Yeah, she probably will. Although, when you think about it, 24 00:01:02,719 --> 00:01:04,920 - it's actually kind of worse for you. - Is that right? 25 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,879 Well, the VP'S office is a cataclysm on spin cycle. 26 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:10,159 And then you got that pregnancy rumor flying around 27 00:01:10,239 --> 00:01:12,120 like the contents of a broken fucking condom. 28 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:15,760 It's gonna be last in and first out and you're a dead Dan walk... what the fuck? 29 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,840 This is going in with the dirty dishes, man. 30 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:19,920 - ( laughing ) - For fuck's sake. 31 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,439 If this is broken, I'm adding it to your fucking rent. 32 00:01:22,519 --> 00:01:25,760 Rod: Please call in on this one. Should Amy Brookheimer go? 33 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,480 ( theme music playing ) 34 00:01:37,479 --> 00:01:40,079 Selina: But the bottom line is, you keep the streets safe, 35 00:01:40,158 --> 00:01:41,799 I'll keep your budget safe. 36 00:01:41,878 --> 00:01:44,239 Well, I was gonna say that brings a smile to my face, 37 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:46,200 but that would be safe, wouldn't it, ma'am? 38 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,680 That's very funny, Bill. You're fired. 39 00:01:48,759 --> 00:01:51,439 I'm kidding. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. ( laughs ) 40 00:01:51,519 --> 00:01:53,799 - Hey, ma'am, it's leave o'clock. - Okay, yes. 41 00:01:53,878 --> 00:01:57,280 I'm afraid I have to go, gentlemen. Thank you so much. Ahem. 42 00:01:57,359 --> 00:02:00,159 Let's be cheerful out there. 43 00:02:00,239 --> 00:02:01,959 Selina: Mike, this is not a story. 44 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,400 Collins made a bunch of faces, he was reassigned. 45 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:07,120 That shouldn't be news. How in the hell did this happen? 46 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,318 It's the secret service, for Christ's sake. 47 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,199 "Secret" as in shut the fuck up. 48 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:14,840 And "service" as in you work for me. So why don't you shut the fuck up? 49 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:17,280 We have an enemy and I want a name 50 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,079 and a severed head that answers to that name, 51 00:02:19,159 --> 00:02:20,840 or would if it could still talk. 52 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:23,000 All right, I'm gonna be in my office. 53 00:02:23,079 --> 00:02:25,319 Alone! 54 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:29,400 Ooh, Gary, did the veep just bitch-slap you with a door? 55 00:02:29,478 --> 00:02:31,478 She didn't mean that. She's got a lot on her mind today. 56 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,280 Oh, yeah, you mean like firing Amy? 57 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:36,439 Or someone who's undermining the president by back-channeling Macauley. 58 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:39,520 - That's bullshit. - I need to tell you guys something. 59 00:02:39,599 --> 00:02:43,000 - Is she out of hand sanitizer again? - I can't say this. 60 00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:44,840 Gary, why are you talking in cliffhangers? 61 00:02:44,918 --> 00:02:47,879 Selina's had a miscarriage. 62 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,400 Well, this is good for us. 63 00:02:50,478 --> 00:02:53,520 - Sue: Nicely done, Dandroid. - How is she? 64 00:02:53,599 --> 00:02:55,840 Free from a major fucking political headache, I'd say. 65 00:02:55,918 --> 00:02:59,319 - That's deep space cold, Dan. - Explains why you piss liquid nitrogen. 66 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,039 Okay, Ted. I'll call you back, then. 67 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,439 So that's... 68 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:04,960 What? What's going on? 69 00:03:05,039 --> 00:03:08,240 Uh, I was telling the guys about my riding mower I got. 70 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:12,080 Wow, Gary. 71 00:03:12,159 --> 00:03:14,879 That was quick. Look at that. 72 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:17,280 Okay, everybody. Please come into my office. 73 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:20,520 White House is in the house. # Everybody say way-o! # 74 00:03:20,599 --> 00:03:22,599 The skyscraper of shit has arrived. 75 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,639 Madam Vice President, top story today 76 00:03:24,719 --> 00:03:26,680 is that viral sensation that's sweeping the nation. 77 00:03:26,759 --> 00:03:28,240 What are you talking about? 78 00:03:28,319 --> 00:03:29,919 - May I? - No, you may not. 79 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,360 Okay. 80 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,039 It's tagged "Selina Sell-Outta." 81 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:40,918 Man: Selina Meyer, has this veep lost control? 82 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,039 - Are, are, are. - She says she's an environmentalist, 83 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:44,759 but she vetoes environmental protection. 84 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:47,280 She sets up a clean jobs task force 85 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,800 that includes not one, but two oil men. 86 00:03:49,879 --> 00:03:51,280 I'm gonna tell you the truth. 87 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:52,960 Woman: What is the mental state of a veep 88 00:03:53,039 --> 00:03:56,840 that fires a man for smiling? - ( laughing ) 89 00:03:56,918 --> 00:03:58,599 - I love this part. - Could you... 90 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:00,479 I am Selina Meyer. 91 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:05,120 And I don't have any idea what's going on in my office. 92 00:04:05,199 --> 00:04:07,960 All right, pack up your limbs and get the fuck out, Jonah. 93 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:10,080 - Get him out. - Hey, don't shoot the messenger. 94 00:04:10,159 --> 00:04:12,280 - Is punching allowed? - Oh, you wouldn't stand a chance. 95 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:15,039 I have a much longer reach. 96 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:17,519 - Did everybody see this? - No! 97 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,519 I mean, how are we gonna shut this negativity down? 98 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,920 - Amy, what are we gonna do? - Yeah, well, it's inaccurate. 99 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,600 Technically, the secret service guy was reassigned. 100 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,560 Yeah, and technically we didn't put two oil guys 101 00:04:27,639 --> 00:04:29,879 - on clean jobs task force. - Oh, yeah, I see. 102 00:04:29,959 --> 00:04:32,680 And technically this is a fully functioning office, too. 103 00:04:32,759 --> 00:04:35,600 Well, that secret service clown has obviously leaked us. 104 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,600 That's right, Mike. Good. You know what? You're gonna have to go talk to him. 105 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:40,839 You are the closest to normal we've got going in this office right now. 106 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:42,439 Thanks, I think. 107 00:04:42,519 --> 00:04:43,959 Amy: Okay, there's a White House request to publish 108 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,879 all the secret service office personnel records. 109 00:04:45,959 --> 00:04:48,279 Are you kidding me? They want our records now? 110 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,000 What are we gonna do? What? 111 00:04:50,079 --> 00:04:53,040 Well, we have to release those. And that has got me thinking 112 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:55,639 why not release all of our fucking records? 113 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,639 - Full disclosure. - Are you serious? 114 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,319 Yeah, publish everything. 115 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:01,480 All of our emails, all of our phone records. 116 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:03,160 Right, right, 'cause they won't have time to read everything. 117 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,680 You can't read everything. I don't read half the stuff I'm supposed to. 118 00:05:05,759 --> 00:05:10,279 By showing that we have nothing to hide, then we can actually hide some stuff. 119 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:11,759 Dan, what do you think about this? 120 00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:14,480 I just think that this could blow up in all of our faces. 121 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,439 Just because this isn't your baby, you don't... 122 00:05:17,519 --> 00:05:19,879 - God, I am so sorry. - Oh, it's fine. It's fine. 123 00:05:19,959 --> 00:05:21,600 I mean, it was like a heavy period. Don't worry about it. 124 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,480 All right, you know what, guys? We're doing this. 125 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,519 I've made the decision that we are going to 126 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:28,000 release all of our correspondence. 127 00:05:28,079 --> 00:05:30,439 Full disclosure is now the name of the game. 128 00:05:30,519 --> 00:05:32,519 Mike will fill you in on the rest of it. 129 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,279 - Right, Mike? - Yes, ma'am. 130 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:37,879 Okay. Thank you. 131 00:05:37,959 --> 00:05:41,399 All right, obviously it is not gonna be full disclosure. 132 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:44,839 Okay? It's gonna be partial disclosure light. 133 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:48,639 We don't want to have a paper trail on clean jobs. 134 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:51,319 There can be no... Are you writing that down? 135 00:05:51,399 --> 00:05:54,079 Why would you be writing that down? 136 00:05:54,159 --> 00:05:58,279 Nothing about Sidney Purcell having access to clean jobs, all right? 137 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,199 We have to check Sue's calendar, make sure 138 00:06:00,279 --> 00:06:03,720 there are no meetings there that I did-didn't have. 139 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,920 The accidentally racist brochure that we had to shred. 140 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,680 Oh, we're gonna redact that for sure. 141 00:06:07,759 --> 00:06:10,000 But the thing is, is that I still think 142 00:06:10,079 --> 00:06:11,720 there needs to be something embarrassing in there. 143 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,199 You know what I mean? So it doesn't look 144 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:15,360 as if we've just airbrushed the nipples out of this fucking thing. 145 00:06:15,439 --> 00:06:17,800 No, that's really good. And it makes... yeah. 146 00:06:17,879 --> 00:06:21,519 Massages at the residence. The press will obsess about those. 147 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,600 - Massages? What massages? - Your back facials. 148 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:27,000 - Oh. - Back facials? What? 149 00:06:27,079 --> 00:06:29,079 Yeah, I get back acne. Backne. 150 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:30,879 Okay, okay. I think we can live with that. 151 00:06:30,959 --> 00:06:32,720 Shall we release the logs from the residence? 152 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,959 Uh, yeah, sure. We can do that. 153 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,560 - Okay? - Okay. 154 00:06:36,639 --> 00:06:38,720 Got a plan. Oh, Dan. 155 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,600 Can I talk to you just for a quick sec? 156 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,600 - Yeah. - You want me to stay? 157 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,839 Did I ask you to stay? 158 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:46,480 Thank you. 159 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:53,600 Um, Dan, listen, do I have anything that I need to be worried about? 160 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:56,560 Just a random example might be 161 00:06:56,639 --> 00:06:59,240 anything about the Macauley amendment you need... 162 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:00,879 - No. No, ma'am. - No? 163 00:07:00,959 --> 00:07:04,720 Because if anyone thought this office 164 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,199 had anything to do with that amendment, 165 00:07:07,279 --> 00:07:10,360 which went against the president's wishes and policy, 166 00:07:10,439 --> 00:07:15,279 that would be completely wrong and it would be curtains for everyone. 167 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:17,040 Yes, ma'am. 168 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,879 I mean, I don't know what you did or didn't do, 169 00:07:19,959 --> 00:07:22,560 but I do know that I can't know 170 00:07:22,639 --> 00:07:24,519 what you know or you don't know. 171 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:26,639 - You know? - I know. 172 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,639 Okay, good. 173 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,519 Oh, fuck. 174 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:35,519 - ( knocks ) - Uh, you okay, ma'am? 175 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:40,399 Yeah, Ame, listen. I'm sorry I snapped at you there. 176 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:41,959 I thought you were about to fire me. 177 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:45,240 ( chuckles ) 178 00:07:45,319 --> 00:07:50,800 I'm sorry to hear that you lost... that you're no longer pregnant. 179 00:07:50,879 --> 00:07:54,079 Oh, yeah, thanks. 180 00:07:54,159 --> 00:07:55,800 Um, here's the deal, though. 181 00:07:55,879 --> 00:07:57,720 On top of everything else, 182 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,680 I think that Ted is getting ready to dump me. 183 00:08:02,959 --> 00:08:05,439 What is that... 184 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:07,240 nodding thing supposed to mean? 185 00:08:07,319 --> 00:08:10,199 No, no, my... processing information. 186 00:08:10,279 --> 00:08:12,720 The nod of my head is like I'm buffering. 187 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:16,800 Oh, well, once you're done buffering, 188 00:08:16,879 --> 00:08:19,680 what is it that you're thinking? 189 00:08:19,759 --> 00:08:22,480 I don't know. Maybe the thrill is gone. 190 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,360 What do you mean? 191 00:08:24,439 --> 00:08:26,600 Like the thrill of the whole power thing wore off. 192 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:29,879 And now he just doesn't like what's un... 193 00:08:29,959 --> 00:08:33,519 - Doesn't like what? - He just doesn't... doesn't really... 194 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,759 Okay, I think you'd better get out of my office. 195 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,360 - See, I didn't mean that... - It's okay. 196 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,960 - It's fine. - Okay. 197 00:08:43,039 --> 00:08:44,799 Just... 198 00:08:49,519 --> 00:08:51,200 - ( phone ringing ) - Mike: Let me see this. 199 00:08:51,279 --> 00:08:53,200 Look, I can still read the names, okay? 200 00:08:53,279 --> 00:08:55,879 You've got to put black marker over all the words. 201 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:58,000 Abby, you may have to pull an all-nighter 202 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,240 with the IDGN number redacting 203 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:01,799 if you're behind on the IDGN number redacting. 204 00:09:01,879 --> 00:09:04,159 Okay, folks, 12 hours. Let's make it happen. 205 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:05,879 We can do this. 206 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,840 I'll get it. 207 00:09:13,919 --> 00:09:17,039 Amy: Thank you all for coming on such short notice. 208 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,519 I know, who'd have thought transparent government 209 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,279 would take up so much of your field of vision? 210 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,840 ( chuckles ) Have at it. 211 00:09:22,919 --> 00:09:25,440 - Get it while it's hot. - You got that? 212 00:09:25,519 --> 00:09:27,200 You good? 213 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:34,559 Cup of joe for the guys. Man, I need it. 214 00:09:34,639 --> 00:09:37,559 I could pass out right now. 215 00:09:37,639 --> 00:09:39,840 You said this was a homeland security issue. 216 00:09:39,919 --> 00:09:43,279 It's exactly that. It's a very homeland security angle... issue. 217 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:44,960 It's imperative to me being here. 218 00:09:45,039 --> 00:09:46,519 You ever been in the line of fire, Mike? 219 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:49,159 Yes, sir. Went to Iraq with the veep. 220 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,679 Presented a Thanksgiving turkey. 221 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,519 I was there. No fire as I recall. 222 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:55,840 No, but the line was there. 223 00:09:55,919 --> 00:09:58,200 Whew. Do you mind? 224 00:09:58,279 --> 00:10:02,080 So how's the place been over at Arlington Cemetery going? 225 00:10:02,159 --> 00:10:04,960 - I hear it's pretty nice there. - It's nothing to smile about. 226 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,960 I'm also looking after my uncle. He has dementia. 227 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:08,480 Does he ever say anything funny? 228 00:10:08,559 --> 00:10:10,159 What do you want, Mr. McLintock? 229 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,879 Just want to make sure you're doing okay, Martin. 230 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,360 You think I'm the whistle-blower. 231 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,080 Whistle-blowing makes it sound patriotic. 232 00:10:16,159 --> 00:10:17,840 I was fucking transferred for nothing. 233 00:10:17,919 --> 00:10:21,519 No, you were transferred for being jocular and overfamiliar. 234 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,639 Security guys are supposed to be like wallpaper. 235 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:25,600 They're not supposed to be grinning like some ape. 236 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:36,200 Okay. 237 00:10:37,799 --> 00:10:41,320 The "Times" are saying we're trying to hide stuff by causing a deluge. 238 00:10:41,399 --> 00:10:43,799 They're calling it an e-nami. 239 00:10:43,879 --> 00:10:45,600 Mike: Is anybody picking up on the back facials? 240 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,879 The press was supposed to pick on those damn back facials. 241 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:52,000 - Dan: No. - Hey, gimme a "J"! 242 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:54,320 Hi, everybody. 243 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,799 - So no apologies? - For what? 244 00:10:58,879 --> 00:11:02,919 Oh, for what? Oh. "Washington Post." Page 17. 245 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,279 You've disclosed an email containing birthday gift 246 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:09,000 suggestions for an unnamed White House aide. 247 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,759 "Suggestion number one... 248 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:15,440 - A cake in the shape of a dick." - ( laughter ) 249 00:11:15,519 --> 00:11:18,720 "Suggestion number two... A smart new hat 250 00:11:18,799 --> 00:11:21,720 - in the shape of a dick." - Oh, that made it in there! 251 00:11:21,799 --> 00:11:24,080 ( laughter ) Everybody knows this is me, guys. 252 00:11:24,159 --> 00:11:25,600 - Oh, everybody? Really? - Yes, everybody. 253 00:11:25,679 --> 00:11:28,960 There are 3,000 people on the White House payroll, Jonah. 254 00:11:29,039 --> 00:11:30,799 Who's the VP liaison, Amy? 255 00:11:30,879 --> 00:11:33,919 I'm going into coffee shops, I'm going into meetings, 256 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,200 and people are looking at me and whispering. 257 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:39,159 - ( cell phone ringing ) And they are whispering "Dick Cake." 258 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,320 West Wing, Jonah. 259 00:11:41,399 --> 00:11:43,799 No, who is DC? 260 00:11:43,879 --> 00:11:45,320 Uh, Dick Cake. 261 00:11:45,399 --> 00:11:47,320 Oh, for fuck's sake. Is this Ryan? 262 00:11:47,399 --> 00:11:49,960 - Mike: Oh, no, no, no! - What? 263 00:11:50,039 --> 00:11:51,919 Every time Ted stayed overnight at the residence 264 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,000 - has been fully disclosed. - Oh, Ted's gonna love that. 265 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:58,639 Some of the bloggers are linking Ted's overnighters to the pregnancy rumors. 266 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:02,039 What? Oh, come on. 267 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:06,080 Mike, can't you make me not have been pregnant? God! 268 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,559 You see? This is what happens when you tell the truth. 269 00:12:08,639 --> 00:12:10,240 Nothing good comes of it. 270 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,519 Okay, I'm gonna get you a cup of rose hip tea. 271 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:15,480 Keith at Reuters says secret service story, it's out there. 272 00:12:15,559 --> 00:12:17,120 - Right now? - Yeah. 273 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,279 It seems the veep's office has compounded the problem 274 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:22,120 by insulting the man and calling him an ape. 275 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,320 Who's responsible for this deranged campaign? 276 00:12:24,399 --> 00:12:25,840 Mike McLintock, press officer? 277 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:28,720 Chief of staff Amy Brookheimer, or Selina Meyer herself? 278 00:12:28,799 --> 00:12:31,080 Of course, she bears ultimate responsibility. 279 00:12:31,159 --> 00:12:32,919 ( turns off TV ) 280 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,600 Potus will not like this. 281 00:12:38,679 --> 00:12:40,919 This is gonna cause a total potal meltdown. 282 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,840 All right, get him out of here, Dan. 283 00:12:42,919 --> 00:12:44,960 Yeah, why don't you run along and see if you can suck your own cake? 284 00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:47,759 Oh, that's clever, Dan. 285 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:50,240 Did you say those things, Mike? 286 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:53,519 Ace play, Shakespeare. Really. When in doubt, call a vet an ape. 287 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,240 Remind me, who did you blackmail to get this job? 288 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,840 All right, you know what? Let's get in my office right now. 289 00:12:58,919 --> 00:13:00,679 - Your tea is almost ready. - Thank you. 290 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:09,879 Yet again we find ourselves in an office 291 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:13,120 that is completely non-fucking-functioning. 292 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,720 So what are we gonna do? 293 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,799 Exactly. We are gonna fire someone. 294 00:13:19,879 --> 00:13:22,159 That's right. Does anybody have a better idea? 295 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:25,759 All right, so... 296 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,000 Who is it gonna be, huh? 297 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:32,840 - All: Sue. - Oh, Sue. 298 00:13:32,919 --> 00:13:35,120 That's funny, you guys. 299 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:38,000 But seriously, Sue's not important enough. 300 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,360 Who is? 301 00:13:43,399 --> 00:13:47,039 Oh, I know. You three are important enough. 302 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,840 Ma'am, I just want to say I promise to do everything I can 303 00:13:49,919 --> 00:13:52,159 to fix Amy's botched full disclosure policy 304 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,919 and Mike's security blunder. 305 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,919 Hey, suck-up isn't gonna fix a fuck-up, Dan. 306 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,159 All right? You're not exempt. 307 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,639 - Gary. - Hmm? 308 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,200 I need some sort of a discreet place 309 00:14:03,279 --> 00:14:05,279 where I can have a rendezvous with Ted, please. 310 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,120 - Where nobody goes. - Yes, ma'am. 311 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:10,000 Thank you. All right. ( clears throat ) 312 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,120 You may leave my office now. 313 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,559 - Shut? - Of course shut! 314 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,799 Oh, lord. 315 00:14:20,879 --> 00:14:23,200 Ooh, did you put a dash of... 316 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,000 Honey in the rose hip? Yes, ma'am. 317 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,159 I put a little Fig Newton there for you as well. 318 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:30,679 - Oh, outstanding, Gary. - Yeah. 319 00:14:30,759 --> 00:14:34,360 ( sirens blaring ) 320 00:14:37,759 --> 00:14:39,360 ( phone ringing ) 321 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,240 - ( sighs ) - What? 322 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,000 Okay, I'm sorry for the inconvenience. 323 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,480 - Another one. - I understand. 324 00:14:44,559 --> 00:14:46,600 - Press is up my ass. - Oh, so, okay, great. 325 00:14:46,679 --> 00:14:48,720 Then you know exactly what my world is like. 326 00:14:48,799 --> 00:14:52,159 No, bullshit. I don't have a Mike, an Amy, or fucking Dan. 327 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,080 Oh, do you want them? You can have them. 328 00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:56,320 I'll give you a fucking deal on all three of them, too, if you want. 329 00:14:56,399 --> 00:14:58,159 That's a nice way to treat people. 330 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,559 - Well, that's how I feel. - Here we go. 331 00:15:00,639 --> 00:15:02,159 You don't have to be snarky about this. 332 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,159 -( clatters ) -Oh, my fucking lord! 333 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,360 You really need to calm down, okay? 334 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:09,480 You need to respect Gary's stuff here. 335 00:15:09,559 --> 00:15:11,600 - Sorry, Gary. - Gary: That's okay. 336 00:15:11,679 --> 00:15:14,120 - Look, this is my fucking private life. - No, I know. 337 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,840 I thought I was fucking you in private. 338 00:15:15,919 --> 00:15:19,399 Ted, come on. I love to fuck you in private. 339 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,440 Hey, you know what? Thanks for returning my call. 340 00:15:21,519 --> 00:15:23,879 The message was, "please don't fucking call me again." 341 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,720 So why don't you just take your beak and shove it up 342 00:15:26,799 --> 00:15:28,279 some corpse's ass, okay, you vulture motherfucker? 343 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,559 - Was that a journalist? - Yes. 344 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,360 - Oh, God! - What? 345 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:36,240 What are you doing, Ted? You can't tell him to fuck his mother. 346 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,360 - Her mother, actually. - What the hell? 347 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,279 - They... - Come on, use your head. 348 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:43,600 You're just making it worse. Get yourself together. 349 00:15:44,879 --> 00:15:47,519 Selina, I need some air. And we need to talk. 350 00:15:56,039 --> 00:16:00,000 - Uh, Gary? - Yes, ma'am? 351 00:16:02,159 --> 00:16:04,440 - I'm gonna go. - Okay. Okay. 352 00:16:04,519 --> 00:16:06,960 - I want you to stay here. - Okay. 353 00:16:07,039 --> 00:16:09,240 I need you to end it with Ted. 354 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:12,559 - Okay. What? - Yeah, I want you to let him go. 355 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,399 But you need to do it very sensitively. 356 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,600 And just make sure there aren't any repercussions 357 00:16:17,679 --> 00:16:19,360 or anything like that, okay? 358 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:23,080 Um, with all due respect, ma'am, 359 00:16:23,159 --> 00:16:25,039 wouldn't it be better if it came from you? 360 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,960 - Mmm, uh-uh. - No? 361 00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:31,000 No, because I can't run the risk of talking to him again 362 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:34,159 because I think that he is about to dump me. 363 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:38,360 So I'm not gonna be the dumpee. 364 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,840 I'm gonna be the dumper. 365 00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:44,759 Okay? He's gonna be the dumpee. 366 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,320 So, you've got to go do that. 367 00:16:47,399 --> 00:16:49,080 Okay. 368 00:16:49,159 --> 00:16:51,799 Okay. Okay. 369 00:16:51,879 --> 00:16:55,000 Oh, um, your house is so nice. 370 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,879 Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. 371 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,440 - It's really sweet for you to say that. - Okay. 372 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,279 ( chuckles ) 373 00:17:10,358 --> 00:17:12,920 - She can go off, can't she? - Yeah. 374 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,880 - Yeah, sorry about that. - That's okay. 375 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,279 That's okay. 376 00:17:17,358 --> 00:17:20,118 So maybe it's a good thing. 377 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,960 What? What's a good thing? 378 00:17:24,039 --> 00:17:26,000 That she doesn't want to see you anymore. 379 00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:39,680 Oh, ma'am. You've been off radar for over an hour. 380 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,680 Oh, did I miss anything? 381 00:17:41,759 --> 00:17:44,039 Did the president ride through on a lion or something? 382 00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:47,519 No, but you need to do a drop-in on the Gaming Association in 303. 383 00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:50,640 All right. I don't want to end up with a horse's head in my bed. 384 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,079 Though there's room for one now. 385 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,279 I just want to know. 386 00:17:58,359 --> 00:18:00,240 I hope you find out first. I really do. 387 00:18:00,319 --> 00:18:01,960 Hey, you know what? I get fired, it's a big fucking deal. 388 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,440 For you, it's early retirement. 389 00:18:03,519 --> 00:18:05,440 Ah, that was fun. 390 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,599 I just had a senior attorney completely trash my yard. 391 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,759 - You okay? - Yeah, let me get you some coffee. 392 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,279 What happened, buddy? You want to talk about it? 393 00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:14,559 He completely tore it up. I was afraid he was gonna cut my... 394 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,480 Wait a second. Did you just call me buddy? 395 00:18:16,559 --> 00:18:18,400 You don't listen to me. You never listen to me. What's going on? 396 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,039 - Amy: Nothing. - You want something from me. 397 00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:22,839 You want me to tell you who's getting fired. 398 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,599 - We want to know what she's thinking. - I'm not gonna tell you anything. 399 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,720 All right, you know what? Forget about the specifics. 400 00:18:27,799 --> 00:18:30,519 Let's pretend there's a female farmer 401 00:18:30,599 --> 00:18:33,519 and she's got a horse, a sheep, and a pig, okay? 402 00:18:33,599 --> 00:18:36,599 Who does she get rid of? 403 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,359 - The pig. - Shit. Wait. Who is that? 404 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,480 Oh, come on. Work it out. 405 00:18:42,559 --> 00:18:44,279 Why should I help you guys? 406 00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:47,279 - Gary, veep needs her lunch. - I'm on it. 407 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:50,960 I'd rather be a pig than an ass-monkey up on his high horse. 408 00:18:51,039 --> 00:18:52,960 There, that's three animals for you. 409 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,240 Did you just sidle? 410 00:19:01,319 --> 00:19:03,279 I don't think I've ever seen you sidle. 411 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:06,000 Look, Selina wants to fire somebody. 412 00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,240 Obviously, I don't want it to be me. 413 00:19:08,319 --> 00:19:09,799 But honestly, I don't want it to be you. 414 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,599 Oh, go on. Looking forward to you selling this one to me. 415 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,160 We should form a suicide pact. All right? 416 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:18,359 If she tries to fire me, you walk and vice versa. 417 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,960 She's not gonna fire both of us. That would look like a crisis. 418 00:19:21,039 --> 00:19:24,480 Therefore, she can fire neither of us. 419 00:19:24,559 --> 00:19:26,559 One condition... I watch you die first 420 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,559 and I get to stab you repeatedly to make sure. 421 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,759 McLintock wants in on the suicide pact. 422 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:37,240 - What? - Yeah. A classic move. 423 00:19:37,319 --> 00:19:38,720 I did one of these back in the 90's 424 00:19:38,799 --> 00:19:40,279 when I worked for congressman Hartigan. 425 00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:43,000 Why would we let you in on our suicide pact? 426 00:19:43,079 --> 00:19:45,359 Because three is better than two. 427 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,079 Not with testicles. 428 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,759 ( clears throat ) 429 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,920 I came across a little email 430 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,119 from you to Macauley's chief of staff. 431 00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,799 - I don't know what you're talking about. 432 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,599 You don't know about an email that basically confirms 433 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:05,240 you had talks with Senator Macauley? 434 00:20:05,319 --> 00:20:07,680 What exactly did this email say? 435 00:20:07,759 --> 00:20:11,559 Oh, just something like, "the senator says, 'thanks, buddy.'" 436 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,319 Well, that's hardly incriminating. 437 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,160 There's probably more where that came from. 438 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,880 I'm getting really good at dacting. 439 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,039 Do you mean un-redacting? 440 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,440 - Taking the black off. - Yeah, yeah. 441 00:20:22,519 --> 00:20:25,079 Hey, so goofball here can get in on the suicide pact. 442 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,839 Well, great. The more the merrier. 443 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,240 Team Suicide. 444 00:20:29,319 --> 00:20:32,319 So what happened with your Hartigan suicide pact? 445 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,640 - Oh, we got fired. - ( groans ) 446 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,000 Okay, kittens. Time to get drowned. Let's go. 447 00:20:38,079 --> 00:20:39,799 - Ma'am. - Yeah. 448 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,640 Gary, where were you and Selina at lunchtime today? 449 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,599 - We were at my place. - That's not protocol. 450 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,000 Don't be jealous that we've taken that step, Sue. 451 00:20:49,079 --> 00:20:51,839 - I'm closer to her than you are. - ( laughs ) What? 452 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:55,079 - Gary, this is not a competition. - Too late. What's her shoe size? 453 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,279 - Seven. - Seven and a half. 454 00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:59,880 Okay, who are the two cousins she never wants to see? 455 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,720 Beverly and Michael. 456 00:21:01,799 --> 00:21:04,319 - Oh, got lucky there. - Here's the deal, Sue. 457 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,680 You can't win, all right? 458 00:21:06,759 --> 00:21:08,720 Basically, I'm infallible, okay? 459 00:21:08,799 --> 00:21:12,079 Like when you bought pregnancy tests for the veep wearing your staff ID? 460 00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:16,680 Infallible like that, Gary? 461 00:21:17,759 --> 00:21:20,400 Gary, look, a staffer at the "Post" told me. 462 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,440 The guy at the drugstore saw the badge and sold the story. 463 00:21:24,519 --> 00:21:26,759 Sorry, Gary. 464 00:21:26,839 --> 00:21:29,720 Which is why if one of us goes, we all go. 465 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:35,559 Huh. Okay. Then you're all... 466 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,119 Which is why that was just a hypothetical. 467 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,400 That's the exact word that I'd use for this, Mike. 468 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,359 High-pathetic. 469 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:46,359 Dan, are you telling me that if I fired either one of these bozos, 470 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,000 - you would have resigned? - No, ma'am. 471 00:21:48,079 --> 00:21:49,920 I was never really committed to this as an idea. 472 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,400 Right, yeah. 473 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,400 This was a big mistake. Kind of a joke, really. 474 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,039 Thanks, guys. 475 00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:59,599 Mike, you can't even announce a suicide pact correctly. 476 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,039 Dan folded pretty quick. 477 00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:05,559 - ( knock on door ) - Yeah, come in. 478 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,640 Oh, Gary, I need advil. 479 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,799 I've got a headache the size of Nebraska. 480 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,839 - I'm afraid I can't do that, ma'am. - What is this? 481 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,240 I have loved this job more than I've loved life itself. 482 00:22:16,319 --> 00:22:19,200 - Uh-huh. - Equally, 'cause it's been my life. 483 00:22:19,279 --> 00:22:21,839 - And my feelings for you... - Okay. 484 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,319 Gary, what is this? 485 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,160 It's my letter of resignation. 486 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,240 Okay, Gary, come on. 487 00:22:27,319 --> 00:22:28,720 Is this because your pass was seen at the drugstore? 488 00:22:28,799 --> 00:22:30,200 You knew? 489 00:22:30,279 --> 00:22:32,279 Is that how the pregnancy story got out? 490 00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:34,640 I mean, seriously. I am not gonna let go 491 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,880 the one person in this core group 492 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,119 that actually gives a shit about me. 493 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,279 Okay, Gary, get a hold of yourself. I mean, ser... 494 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:44,200 Who dumped Ted for me today. Thank you, by the way, for doing that. 495 00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:45,759 It was really nice of you. I appreciate that. 496 00:22:45,839 --> 00:22:48,559 My God, resignation completely rejected, all right? 497 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,359 Would you please get me some ibuprofen? 498 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,759 - I'm your rock. - Okay, but I need ibuprofen. 499 00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:57,000 All right, suicide pact finished, okay? 500 00:22:57,079 --> 00:22:58,920 - You can get out. - Okay. 501 00:23:01,759 --> 00:23:03,720 Uh, except you, Ame. 502 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,440 - Ma'am? - Mm-hmm. 503 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,359 - Just have a seat. - Please, you have to... 504 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:14,000 Amy, just sit down, okay? Just sit down. 505 00:23:15,799 --> 00:23:19,400 Um, what are we gonna do with you? 506 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,880 What does that mean? 507 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,359 I think you kind of know what it means, right? 508 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,200 How are we gonna fix this? 509 00:23:28,079 --> 00:23:29,720 Okay, um... 510 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,759 Um, okay, okay. We could do a piece 511 00:23:35,839 --> 00:23:40,200 in a sympathetic women's magazine about the loss of the baby. 512 00:23:40,279 --> 00:23:43,680 Buy you some time and some goodwill. 513 00:23:43,759 --> 00:23:45,960 No, you're right. We can't do that. 514 00:23:46,039 --> 00:23:47,839 Um... 515 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,279 So why don't... 516 00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:00,519 we say some of us mishandled things 517 00:24:00,599 --> 00:24:03,640 because you were pregnant? 518 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,519 I mean... no, no. No, stupid idea. 519 00:24:06,599 --> 00:24:08,319 Okay. 520 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:13,039 Or, we... 521 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,960 Could say 522 00:24:15,039 --> 00:24:17,079 the pregnancy test was for me. 523 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:24,480 Oh, you mean that would be why you reassigned the secret service guy? 524 00:24:24,559 --> 00:24:27,359 'Cause you were feeling too much pressure. 525 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,160 Baby on board. That kind of thing? 526 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,160 - Is that what you mean? - Yeah, we could mention that. 527 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,240 Okay, well, it's like the old Amy talking there. 528 00:24:36,319 --> 00:24:42,359 I mean, I can't tell you what to do. It's kind of a personal thing. 529 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,519 But it's really good to hear you're thinking. 530 00:24:46,039 --> 00:24:48,680 I need something for my head. 531 00:24:50,559 --> 00:24:52,400 ( door opens ) 532 00:24:54,279 --> 00:24:56,039 There have been rumors flying around 533 00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,799 about a pregnancy in the vice president's office. 534 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,640 - Yeah, I had heard. - Yeah, well, 535 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,319 - The baby was mine. - Was yours? 536 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,599 Yes, I had a miscarriage. 537 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,079 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - Mmm. 538 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:12,599 I just wanted to explain the state of mind I was in 539 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,680 when I made the decision to reassign Mr. Collins. 540 00:25:15,759 --> 00:25:18,599 - I see. - Knockity knock knock knock. 541 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,480 Janet, hey. I didn't know you were here. 542 00:25:20,559 --> 00:25:22,240 Hey, Amers, going on a muffin run. 543 00:25:22,319 --> 00:25:24,160 Can I interest you in a blueberry bran muffin? 544 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,000 - Anybody? - I couldn't. Do you? 545 00:25:26,079 --> 00:25:28,680 - No, I'm fine. Thanks. - Okay. No problem. 546 00:25:28,759 --> 00:25:32,119 I will stand down. Peep you later. 547 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,200 - What? - Peep you later. 548 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:38,079 Okay, thank you, Mike. 549 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,200 Do you think you're ready to be back at work? 550 00:25:41,279 --> 00:25:42,839 Sure. Sure, yeah. 551 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:45,000 - Dan: Hey. - Hi. 552 00:25:45,079 --> 00:25:46,720 Hi. Sorry to interrupt. 553 00:25:46,799 --> 00:25:49,440 We're getting a little lunch from the deli. 554 00:25:49,519 --> 00:25:51,039 Wondered if you wanted anything special from the menu. 555 00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:52,839 Thanks, buddy. 556 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:56,119 Dan is so good. He's come such a long way. 557 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,000 Would you like Dan to get you anything? 558 00:25:58,079 --> 00:25:59,799 An iced tea would be great. 559 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,680 You know what? That sounds really good. 560 00:26:01,759 --> 00:26:03,440 - Make that two. - Two iced teas. 561 00:26:03,519 --> 00:26:05,519 Thanks. Oh, and not from here. 562 00:26:05,599 --> 00:26:07,799 From the place that we like eight blocks away. 563 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,519 Sure, okay. 564 00:26:09,599 --> 00:26:11,000 ( whispers ) Is he the father? 565 00:26:11,079 --> 00:26:13,000 ( laughs ) Oh, no, no. 566 00:26:13,079 --> 00:26:14,559 Father, no. 567 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,039 He can't. 568 00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,279 ( mouths words )