1 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:09,000 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:18,559 --> 00:00:22,239 Selina: Andrew, You resented my success when we were married, okay? 3 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:25,440 But now it is absolutely eating you raw. 4 00:00:25,519 --> 00:00:27,120 You were the best thing to ever happen to him and he threw it away. 5 00:00:27,199 --> 00:00:30,839 You-- I was the best thing that happened to you and you just threw it away. 6 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:33,159 We have to go now if you want to catch Kent for a hostages meeting. 7 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:37,200 Okay, listen, I will not have you undermine me with Catherine. 8 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,359 - Will you be wanting a clutch? - I will. 9 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:40,920 - Okay. - I will not. 10 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,079 - Oh, you don't? - No, no, I will. I want the bag. 11 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:47,520 I want Catherine to spend Thanksgiving with me, not some random boyfriend. 12 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:50,600 And what about poor Memaw, who's guaranteed to be dead by March? 13 00:00:50,679 --> 00:00:53,679 ( quietly ) With any luck. Well, congratulations. 14 00:00:53,759 --> 00:00:56,320 You have successfully learned how to manipulate Catherine. 15 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,920 How is that insulting to her? 16 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,640 God, you just turn it all around-- okay. 17 00:01:01,719 --> 00:01:03,560 - Just hanging up on him. - Shall we go? 18 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,078 - Yeah, let's just get out. - There's some Advil in the bag. 19 00:01:05,159 --> 00:01:08,400 -We need a number for a contract killer. - ( laughs ) I'll do it. 20 00:01:09,359 --> 00:01:12,560 Nice wheels, Mike. This new? 21 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,200 Not quite. Like your mother, 22 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:17,200 it's been previously loved and paid for by a couple of guys. 23 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:19,158 I guess this means you cleared your debts, huh? 24 00:01:19,239 --> 00:01:21,319 No, I've added this to my debt. 25 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:24,640 Oh, the old "drink your way out of alcoholism" approach. 26 00:01:24,719 --> 00:01:28,039 - I like it. - No, this isn't like when I drank. 27 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:32,239 - You had a drinking problem? - Not a problem. Uh, an issue. 28 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:34,400 Not even an issue. A hitch. 29 00:01:34,479 --> 00:01:36,039 You had a drinking hitch? 30 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:40,319 Dan, I owe 100 grand. Nothing I can do will change that. 31 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:44,319 So, I've accepted what I cannot change. A few extra grand doesn't matter. 32 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,280 Are you drunk right now? 33 00:01:46,359 --> 00:01:48,400 Morning, Mr. Egan. Have you read the regionality paper? 34 00:01:48,479 --> 00:01:50,280 - No. - Okay. 35 00:01:50,359 --> 00:01:52,280 Have a great day. 36 00:01:52,359 --> 00:01:54,680 - I get that all the time. - No, you don't. 37 00:01:55,079 --> 00:01:58,560 Selina: But I need to talk to that autistic lumberjack son of a bitch. 38 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,280 Oh, there he is. Hi, Kent. 39 00:02:00,359 --> 00:02:03,000 - Madam Vice President. - Hey, I heard you were doing Pilates. 40 00:02:03,079 --> 00:02:06,239 -I didn't know you had a core.( laughs ) - I do and it's like steel. 41 00:02:06,319 --> 00:02:10,840 So are we really not doing anything about the hostages now? 42 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:13,159 - Nothing at all? - We are doing something. 43 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:14,919 - Yeah? What are we doing? - Nothing. 44 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,800 Until the numbers support intervention, 45 00:02:16,879 --> 00:02:18,919 doing nothing is the most positive thing we can do. 46 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,159 You know, it's just so great talking to you, Kent. 47 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,280 I love being close to the inaction. 48 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,439 The national security meeting this afternoon is still happening, right? 49 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:29,199 Yes, 4:30. Hostages and the SM-17 missile defense system sale 50 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:30,960 to Israel will both be discussed. 51 00:02:31,039 --> 00:02:32,918 SM-17d. There's a lower case D. 52 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,560 - Apologies, sir. - Details are important. 53 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:37,719 A misplaced decimal point can kill a diabetic. 54 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,120 I look forward to attending the meeting as per our deal. 55 00:02:40,199 --> 00:02:42,360 POTUS would love to have you there, as would I. 56 00:02:42,439 --> 00:02:44,560 That's if you can possibly be back in time. 57 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:47,159 - Back in time from what? - I'm sorry, I have an 8:45. 58 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:48,680 - Mr. Ryan. - Yes, sir. 59 00:02:48,759 --> 00:02:50,840 - What? Kent? - Uh, ma'am. 60 00:02:50,918 --> 00:02:53,079 - Yes? - The Listen to Rural America program 61 00:02:53,159 --> 00:02:55,680 that you okayed with POTUS after the midterms is looking-- 62 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:59,680 Why don't you put on your running shoes and get to the fucking point, Jonah? 63 00:02:59,759 --> 00:03:02,000 The North Carolina Pork Board is having a pig picking today. 64 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,159 Sounds classy. Will Kate Middleton be there? 65 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:08,639 POTUS would like to utilize your people skills to kick off "U.S., Hey." 66 00:03:08,719 --> 00:03:10,439 - That's what they're gonna call it? - Yeah. 67 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:13,800 - Who came up with that shitty name? - That would be me, ma'am. 68 00:03:13,879 --> 00:03:16,280 Okay, so they want me to go to a pig roast 69 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:19,240 to meet a bunch of men who probably took turns 70 00:03:19,319 --> 00:03:21,800 to fuck the pig before they roasted it? 71 00:03:21,879 --> 00:03:23,800 - I wouldn't presume they took turns. - Let me tell you something. 72 00:03:23,879 --> 00:03:27,879 I'm going to that 4:30 meeting even if I have to get Sue to fly around the world 73 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,960 the wrong way like Superman and reverse time. 74 00:03:30,039 --> 00:03:32,840 - Do you understand that? - Yes, ma'am. 75 00:03:32,918 --> 00:03:36,240 Ma'am, my dad has taken a turn for the worse. 76 00:03:36,319 --> 00:03:38,319 I'm thinking this pig picking is a good opportunity-- 77 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:42,280 Skip it. Go to him. I'll bring you back a sandwich and a six-toed husband. 78 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:45,599 -If she landed at a different base-- - Gary. 79 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:47,840 This is not your area of expertise. 80 00:03:47,918 --> 00:03:50,120 It's just typing into a calendar. 81 00:03:50,199 --> 00:03:52,918 I'm sorry, Sue. Your job is really difficult. 82 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,918 - Excuse me? - You do it very efficiently. 83 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,520 - Selina: Gary. - Oh, thank you, Jesus. 84 00:03:56,599 --> 00:03:58,918 We got to go. We're gonna go mix with the hicks. 85 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,479 Congressman Furlong called and he'd like some face time. 86 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:04,599 Okay, well, let's see, I'd rather set fire to my vulva. 87 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,360 - So that's a no. - Amy: He's in town trying to play nice 88 00:04:07,439 --> 00:04:09,599 - for a Senate run in the next year. - Seriously? 89 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,360 Roger Furlong trying to play nice is like Brando trying to play Annie. 90 00:04:12,439 --> 00:04:14,199 - That's a good one. ( phone chimes ) - Thanks, ma'am. 91 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,519 Wait. Ma'am? I just got a message here. 92 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:19,800 A paper that your daughter wrote that ended up on some guy's blog. 93 00:04:19,879 --> 00:04:22,800 This is why China regulates their Internet. What does it say? 94 00:04:22,879 --> 00:04:25,240 Some film studies course. A paper she wrote. 95 00:04:25,319 --> 00:04:27,240 Did you know that I'm paying 65 grand a year to that school? 96 00:04:27,319 --> 00:04:30,560 They had better be putting gold on that popcorn instead of butter, right? 97 00:04:30,639 --> 00:04:33,000 - Jonah: Oh, ma'am! - What? Oh, no. 98 00:04:33,079 --> 00:04:35,240 - I'm out of here. - I'm coming with you. 99 00:04:35,319 --> 00:04:38,040 - What? - POTUS wants me to monitor U.S. Hey 100 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,240 - as kind of my pet project. - Oh, for fuck's sakes. 101 00:04:40,319 --> 00:04:42,120 This must be the first pet project of yours 102 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:44,079 that didn't involve resorting to chloroform. 103 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:46,120 Yeah, well, it's early days, Mike. 104 00:04:46,199 --> 00:04:47,800 Can you take care of this Catherine business? 105 00:04:47,879 --> 00:04:49,560 - I've got someplace I've got to be. - Where? 106 00:04:49,639 --> 00:04:52,879 Well, I think I might have found a way to get to Kent Davison. 107 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:56,240 If you kill his mother and then dress in her skin, that's technically illegal. 108 00:04:56,319 --> 00:04:58,000 Technically. 109 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:03,680 The veep's office is pumped about the new foreign policy portfolio, sir. 110 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:10,079 And I read this really interesting paper on how regionality 111 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:13,680 is actually a more significant political prism than nationality. 112 00:05:13,759 --> 00:05:17,000 Did you just join this Pilates studio, Mr. Egan? 113 00:05:17,079 --> 00:05:19,639 Yeah. Yeah, you know, it's convenient. 114 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,160 - Where do you live? - Nearby. 115 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:25,040 Local to here. 116 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,959 I hear the hostage situation is really heating up. 117 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,480 I hope you've done Pilates before. 118 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:35,600 People think they can just get on one of these machines. 119 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:38,959 No. Six months I did before I got on this. 120 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:43,079 Yeah, well, I'm all about the long-term goals. 121 00:05:48,199 --> 00:05:49,639 Mike, look at this. 122 00:05:51,439 --> 00:05:53,159 Look at this, Mike. 123 00:05:55,279 --> 00:05:57,040 Just sipping some coffee. Air Force Two. 124 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:59,959 Real good. Take a picture of me looking out the window. 125 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,560 Jonah, calm down. It's a plane with a logo. It's not Space Mountain. 126 00:06:03,639 --> 00:06:06,399 What the hell do you do on Air Force One, rub your dick on the seats? 127 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,680 I haven't been on Air Force One. 128 00:06:09,759 --> 00:06:11,160 - What? - I haven't been-- 129 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,959 Oh! 130 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,680 - Ma'am. - Ugh. 131 00:06:16,199 --> 00:06:18,480 - How you doing, Mike? - I'm doing great, ma'am. 132 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,439 Heard about your financial situation. 133 00:06:20,519 --> 00:06:22,120 You know, the boat and everything. 134 00:06:22,199 --> 00:06:25,000 It's fine. I've changed the only thing I can-- 135 00:06:25,079 --> 00:06:26,560 my reaction to things. 136 00:06:26,639 --> 00:06:28,759 Oh. And your boxers occasionally, I hope. 137 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:31,600 - I have a fresh pair every day now. - Oh, good for you, Mike. 138 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:34,079 - ( laughs ) - Hey, ma'am? 139 00:06:34,159 --> 00:06:36,000 What, Gary? What's wrong? 140 00:06:36,079 --> 00:06:38,399 I know you think I'm melodramatic, ma'am. 141 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:40,360 I know you're melodramatic. 142 00:06:40,439 --> 00:06:42,800 Uh-huh. Our world has just ended. 143 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,439 Mike! 144 00:06:51,439 --> 00:06:53,159 Read this. 145 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,199 What is this? 146 00:06:57,759 --> 00:07:00,959 Mike: "Revealed: Selina's secret stash of signals. 147 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:05,079 When the VP rubs her right ear, an aide tell her she has an important call. 148 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:07,920 In an unwanted conversation, this is her exit strategy." 149 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,639 All right, well, somebody WikiLeaked the code. 150 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:14,079 So we can't use those. We need new signals. 151 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:15,560 Those signals took years. 152 00:07:15,639 --> 00:07:17,480 I can't just tear up the gestictionary 153 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,120 - and come up with new codes like that. - ( snaps fingers ) 154 00:07:19,199 --> 00:07:21,120 Okay, that could be a signal. Kind of a silent click. 155 00:07:21,199 --> 00:07:23,240 Would you please-- Could you just-- I just need something basic for today. 156 00:07:23,319 --> 00:07:25,279 I don't want to get stuck talking pig shit 157 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:27,319 with people who use hay as furniture. 158 00:07:27,399 --> 00:07:29,319 I need an exit strategy 159 00:07:29,399 --> 00:07:31,360 to be in DC by 4:30, so start thinking. 160 00:07:31,439 --> 00:07:36,199 We have to make these new signals subtle so they don't kind of look like signals. 161 00:07:36,279 --> 00:07:38,159 You do realize that that was the point 162 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:41,199 - of the old signals, right, Mike? - I realize that. 163 00:07:41,279 --> 00:07:43,920 Oh! You slap your hands together. Kind of give it a little thumbs up. 164 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,319 That's like I squished a bug, then said, "Oh, it's so cool I squished a bug." 165 00:07:47,399 --> 00:07:49,759 What if you scratched your head with your phone in your hand? 166 00:07:49,839 --> 00:07:51,800 What about this? 167 00:07:51,879 --> 00:07:53,399 Gary: Oh. No... 168 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:56,120 - Mike: You don't look pretty. - Oh, forget it. 169 00:07:56,199 --> 00:07:58,439 I got it. You can rub your eyebrow. No one will see that. It's subtle. 170 00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:01,519 - Mike: It looks natural. -They'll think I have crabs. 171 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,959 How can you have crabs in your eyebrow? 172 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:05,639 Okay, Gary, when a man and a woman 173 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:08,199 love each other very much and it's the man's birthday-- 174 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:10,680 - Mike: Crap in a hat. - What? 175 00:08:10,759 --> 00:08:13,079 - It's your daughter. - What? What is it? 176 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,120 She's fine, but she's done something that'll make you want to kill her. 177 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:20,199 Christ, it's everywhere. 178 00:08:20,279 --> 00:08:22,319 Well, if it's just a film studies essay-- 179 00:08:22,399 --> 00:08:24,279 No, Catherine's essay is about 180 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,240 Emad Burnat's movie "5 Broken Cameras." 181 00:08:26,319 --> 00:08:28,160 If Owen Wilson's not in it, I probably don't know it. 182 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,000 It's about nonviolent Palestinian resistance 183 00:08:30,079 --> 00:08:31,639 to Israeli settlement on the West Bank. 184 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,200 That doesn't sound like one of Owen's. 185 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:34,679 She talks about the masterly portrayal 186 00:08:34,759 --> 00:08:37,080 of brutal, illegal Israeli aggression. 187 00:08:37,159 --> 00:08:39,840 - Ouch. - We have to issue a statement. 188 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:42,080 All right, well, standard issue pro-Israeli, 189 00:08:42,159 --> 00:08:44,720 pro-Palestinian, but subtly more pro-Israeli statement. 190 00:08:44,799 --> 00:08:48,000 - Hit F9 and print that fucker out. - No, this needs to be top-notch. 191 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:51,320 This needs to be the Gettysburg Address of tightrope-walking, say-nothing shit. 192 00:08:51,399 --> 00:08:53,039 My time has come. 193 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:57,240 All right, well, next election I guess we lose Florida, then. 194 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,799 - We got wheels down in 15. - All right, I've got to change. 195 00:08:59,879 --> 00:09:03,080 - All right, I'll text Amy. - What am I supposed to wear today? 196 00:09:03,159 --> 00:09:04,559 ( gasps ) At least that's good. 197 00:09:05,039 --> 00:09:08,679 Well, howdy, y'all. Oh, my goodness. Look at this. 198 00:09:08,759 --> 00:09:10,679 Walking the walk, talking the pork. 199 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:12,840 Look at you, a grown woman with cotton candy. 200 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:15,279 Pink like your cheeks. I'm gonna give you both a hug. 201 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,679 Oh, gosh, that looks like finger-licking fun. 202 00:09:17,759 --> 00:09:19,720 That's a term I just coined today. Do you like it? 203 00:09:19,799 --> 00:09:22,000 Everybody's having such a good time. But this young man 204 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,840 doesn't have anything to eat. Now why would that be? 205 00:09:24,279 --> 00:09:26,799 I hope you're not just starving to death, sweetheart. 206 00:09:26,879 --> 00:09:30,080 What's going on? We've got to get some meat on your bones. And there you go. 207 00:09:30,159 --> 00:09:32,159 Ask and you shall receive. 208 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:34,759 Why am I the only one wearing a cowboy hat? 209 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:38,120 - I'm gonna take this hat off. - No. Hat hair, hat hair. Please don't. 210 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:41,159 Yes, she's pressing the flesh very well, sir. 211 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:43,279 And these people have a lot of flesh. 212 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:44,759 Two things in politics to avoid-- 213 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,080 Middle East and family strife. And we're combining both? 214 00:09:47,159 --> 00:09:49,360 Now you get the daughter to apologize. 215 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,120 You have my authority. 216 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,320 Ergo, you have POTUS's authority. 217 00:09:53,399 --> 00:09:54,879 - Understood? - Yes, sir. 218 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,960 ( sighs ) If this were the '60s, 219 00:09:57,039 --> 00:09:59,360 we could just have the National Guard shoot the daughter. 220 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,320 West Wing, West Wing. Pardon me. Coming through. 221 00:10:01,399 --> 00:10:03,720 - Oh, hi there. You have such a purple-- - Pardon me, West Wing. Excuse me. 222 00:10:03,799 --> 00:10:08,240 Hello, little girl. Office of the president. Please step off to the side. 223 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:11,480 Ma'am, I have been charged with informing you 224 00:10:11,559 --> 00:10:13,440 that you need to get your daughter Catherine 225 00:10:13,519 --> 00:10:17,039 to apologize unequivocally and immediately. 226 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:20,159 Yeah? Well, go shit yourself, Long Tall Sally, 227 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,320 because I will deal with my daughter in my own way 228 00:10:23,399 --> 00:10:26,480 - on my own terms. - Yes, ma'am. 229 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,759 - Oh, here's your ma. - Selina: Hey, you got her? 230 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:31,039 Hi, Catherine. How are you? 231 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:34,240 - Hi, Mom. - Stop it. You're freaking me out. 232 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,039 - Stop it. - Freaking you out? 233 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:40,000 Not you, Catherine. It was Mike. He had you on top of his body. 234 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:42,159 No, that came out wrong. 235 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:44,120 - Listen, how are you doing? - I'm okay. 236 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,000 I'm getting a lot of attention. 237 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,799 - Yeah. - Why are you wearing a cowboy hat? 238 00:10:47,879 --> 00:10:49,639 I'm at a pork event. 239 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:52,399 Listen, you can't talk to anybody about this essay. 240 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,320 No media, no journalists or anything. 241 00:10:54,399 --> 00:10:56,159 You have somebody there, sweetie? Who is that? 242 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,000 ( kissing sounds ) 243 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,559 Yeah, actually, it's my boyfriend. 244 00:11:00,639 --> 00:11:05,080 You're kidding. That's exciting. - Rahim. He's Dilka's brother. 245 00:11:05,159 --> 00:11:07,039 Dilka's brother? 246 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,159 Do you have a problem with him being Iranian? 247 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:13,080 Okay, Catherine, you know that I am not a racist, okay? 248 00:11:13,159 --> 00:11:15,720 My boyfriend in college was a quarter Cherokee. 249 00:11:15,799 --> 00:11:18,679 Mom, I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna say sorry. 250 00:11:18,759 --> 00:11:20,600 - Okay? - No, Cath-- 251 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,120 Catherine, don't-- all right. 252 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,720 - Well, that worked perfectly. - Good talk with Catherine? 253 00:11:24,799 --> 00:11:28,559 We've had happier conversations. Like when I told her her grandpa had died. 254 00:11:28,639 --> 00:11:30,080 Oh, she didn't like him, huh? 255 00:11:30,159 --> 00:11:31,919 No, that's not what I meant. 256 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,919 Oh, sorry. It's just my grampy, he was a real prick. 257 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,399 - Okay, Mike. - I mean he was-- 258 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:36,879 You need to get a chopper. 259 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,559 I want you to go to Catherine's college. 260 00:11:38,639 --> 00:11:41,080 You pick her up, bring her to the air base. All right? 261 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:44,279 Get some towels. I may need to daughter board her. Okay? 262 00:11:45,519 --> 00:11:48,120 - You hate choppers, Mike. - I know. 263 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,519 I'm always afraid I'm gonna get my head cut off. 264 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,080 Yeah, it happens. 265 00:11:57,799 --> 00:12:00,840 While Israel's military non-occupation-- 266 00:12:00,919 --> 00:12:04,240 No, no, presence. While Israel's military presence-- words, words, words. 267 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:07,000 Furlong: Oh, this whole being pleasant is fucking exhausting. 268 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,679 Yes, sir. It's very tiring. 269 00:12:08,759 --> 00:12:11,879 I'm running out of nice juice to spray at these shit munchers. Good to see you. 270 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,879 We also desire a settled homeland for the Palestinian people. 271 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,879 Furlong: Oh, look who we have here. 272 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,440 Not only Ginger Rogers, but also Ginger Rogers. 273 00:12:19,519 --> 00:12:21,120 Nice joke construction, sir. 274 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,759 Stop trying to polish my dick, you fucking four-eyed failure. 275 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,480 - Okay. - And-- 276 00:12:25,559 --> 00:12:28,240 Greetings, friends. We were just in the building, so we stopped by. 277 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,879 Okay. What, are you guys washing the windows today? 278 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,919 - Working on the bathrooms? - You're quite the wit, Dan. 279 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,799 - I am quite the wit. And you're quite-- - We were just heading to the hospital. 280 00:12:35,879 --> 00:12:39,120 My father's breathing has become very bad. 281 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,480 They think he might not last through the night. 282 00:12:41,559 --> 00:12:44,799 And Dan needs to come with me so we can continue the statement. 283 00:12:44,879 --> 00:12:47,000 - Apologies. - Not at all. I'm sorry about your dad. 284 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,080 - Okay, we should be going. - We'll talk another time, then. 285 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,600 I got all the time in the world. 286 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:52,919 We do actually have to be out of DC by tomorrow. 287 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,080 - It's a metaphor. - I don't think it strictly is, sir. 288 00:12:56,159 --> 00:12:59,639 You're as annoying as a condom with fire ants. How's that for a metaphor? 289 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,799 - That's a simile, sir. - Shut your mouth, you fat girl. 290 00:13:01,879 --> 00:13:04,879 ( elevator bell dings ) 291 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:07,679 So what hospital is your dad in? 292 00:13:07,759 --> 00:13:10,159 - George Washington. - Oh, that's a good one. 293 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:17,320 They got a big Starbucks there. It's nice. People go in there that aren't-- 294 00:13:17,399 --> 00:13:19,360 - You don't have to speak. - Thank you. 295 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,679 There you go, ma'am. You taste that. 296 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,919 - That's heaven right there. - It' big. But I bet I can finish it. 297 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,879 Kent: I want to smash the I-4 corridor-- 298 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:30,399 and I mean smash it-- all the while focusing on the inside game. 299 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:35,279 Then what-- holy cow. A pig. 300 00:13:36,039 --> 00:13:38,320 Mike: It's not being in the helicopter. 301 00:13:38,399 --> 00:13:40,320 That's fine. I can ride in a helicopter. 302 00:13:40,399 --> 00:13:42,960 It's just getting in. I'm afraid it's gonna wobble. 303 00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:46,159 Like it'd chop the top of my head off like a soft-boiled egg and then I'm like 304 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,039 running around trying to put my head back on. 305 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,399 This is crazy, Mike. All I did was write a review of a movie. 306 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:56,799 I know,but the whole Middle East thing is very confusing. Right, Rahim? 307 00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:59,159 No, sometimes it can seem pretty clear-cut to me. 308 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:02,679 - Yeah, well-- excuse me. - ( cell phone chiming ) 309 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,360 Mike, where are you? 310 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,679 I'm at the hog roast. 311 00:14:06,759 --> 00:14:08,960 And are you paralyzed from the neck down? 312 00:14:09,039 --> 00:14:11,960 - Why aren't you stopping this? - Stopping... 313 00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:16,279 Has the position of this administration changed toward Israel and Palestine? 314 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,720 We support the state of Israel, of course... 315 00:14:19,799 --> 00:14:22,519 Mike, the VP is voicing solidarity 316 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:26,000 with the Jewish people in front of rotating pork. 317 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:29,200 - ...for the Jewish people. - Change the visual. 318 00:14:29,279 --> 00:14:31,200 - Deport the visual. - Yes, sir. 319 00:14:31,639 --> 00:14:35,240 - ( cell phone rings ) - J-1-1. What's your Jonah emergency? 320 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:39,159 Jonah, move the veep away from the pig. Think about the sensitivities here. 321 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:44,159 Most Jews in this country are fine with pork. Pork schmork, they often say. 322 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:48,720 Most Jews in this country are fine with pork, Mr. Davison. Pork schmork. 323 00:14:48,799 --> 00:14:51,879 You ever hear of the Old Testament, Mike? Israel, Europe. 324 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,519 Jonah, Israel, Europe. 325 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,759 Okay. Fuck. Fine, Mike. 326 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,679 But you fucking owe me for this. Excuse me. 327 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,360 Amy: These pork folks won't ask Selina about Middle East politics, right? 328 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,080 Oh, no. Those fuckers probably think 329 00:15:04,159 --> 00:15:06,080 the Middle East means Kansas. 330 00:15:06,159 --> 00:15:09,240 Hey, you know what? I'm not really great with illness 331 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,799 or death or basic empathy, 332 00:15:11,879 --> 00:15:14,480 but I'm sorry about your dad and I think you're being really brave. 333 00:15:14,559 --> 00:15:16,480 What? Why are we stopping here? 334 00:15:16,559 --> 00:15:18,159 That's my dad. 335 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,120 Jesus, he doesn't look like he's dying. 336 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,879 They was guilt-tripping the shit out of me and I exaggerated to come visit. 337 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,600 Besides, a dying dad can be a get-out-of-jail-free card. 338 00:15:26,679 --> 00:15:28,639 - Like with Furlong. - Wow. 339 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,440 That is cold. 340 00:15:30,519 --> 00:15:32,440 Also kind of hot. 341 00:15:32,519 --> 00:15:36,080 ...and as a homeland for the Jewish people 342 00:15:36,159 --> 00:15:40,159 while at the same time we support a settled homeland for the Palestinians. 343 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,279 - I can still see the pig's ass. - You're not blocking it. Bend down. 344 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,879 Tie your shoe, whatever. 345 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,799 That's a circle that's tricky to square. 346 00:15:47,879 --> 00:15:49,720 And the president and I... 347 00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:52,360 We really need a bulkier man in this situation. 348 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,200 - Am I there? - Mike: Get closer towards it. 349 00:15:55,279 --> 00:15:58,600 Okay, Mike, it's right next to the coals. The coals are hot. 350 00:15:58,679 --> 00:16:02,360 Hey, quit touching the pig. It's not a fucking petting zoo. 351 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,360 Ma'am, this is a matter of security, okay? 352 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,320 You think this pig is gonna attack her? 353 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,960 Son, that fucker is skinned and roasted. He's at a huge disadvantage. 354 00:16:10,039 --> 00:16:12,480 Look, office of the president. So I'm staying. 355 00:16:12,559 --> 00:16:15,039 I don't care if there is a funeral procession due to use that street. 356 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,399 It is to be closed by 4:00 today. 357 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,879 It'll cheer the family up, sir. Everyone loves a motorcade. 358 00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:23,200 Hello. What do you want? You can't have it. Good-bye. 359 00:16:23,279 --> 00:16:24,840 The congressman would like to have 360 00:16:24,919 --> 00:16:27,679 a very polite chat in the next few days with the vice president. 361 00:16:27,759 --> 00:16:30,159 - No, he cannot. - I need you to let the veep know 362 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,960 that I just wanted to apologize for any erratic behavior 363 00:16:33,039 --> 00:16:35,799 she might have witnessed from me in the past. 364 00:16:35,879 --> 00:16:37,960 Does erratic behavior include you storming into this office 365 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,960 and violently yelling at everyone? 366 00:16:40,039 --> 00:16:44,279 Yes. I wasn't myself. I was having a bit of a rough go. 367 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:47,440 My wife-- and I'm not looking for sympathy for this-- 368 00:16:47,519 --> 00:16:49,799 But she was very ill with kidney disease. 369 00:16:49,879 --> 00:16:52,120 Your wife is perfectly fine. She ran the Seattle Marathon. 370 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:55,399 Don't fuck with me. Just put my fucking name in your stupid fucking schedule 371 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:58,000 and get me a face-to-face with the veep now! 372 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,480 Excuse me. You need to leave this office now, sir. 373 00:17:00,559 --> 00:17:01,960 - We do need to leave. - Oh, really? 374 00:17:02,039 --> 00:17:05,358 Okay, I've got boxes and boxes on Selina Meyer. You understand me? 375 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,160 I've got Pandora's fucking boxes on her. 376 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:11,400 But we're fighting the lies from many people in your party 377 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,598 about the environmental impact of what we do. 378 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,759 You can't raise pigs without excrement, ma'am. 379 00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:18,440 - Uh-huh. - It just can't be done. 380 00:17:18,519 --> 00:17:20,400 - I see. Yes. - They defecate. 381 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,559 And they defecate with speed. 382 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,839 - Oh, Lord. Oh, goodness. - And volume. 383 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,799 Well, I hear that. They're pigs. Why wouldn't they? 384 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,839 And I'm interested to hear a few other folks. 385 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,240 I thank you for your time. Hello, Miss America? 386 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:35,559 I've been scratching my eyebrow for three and a half fucking hours. 387 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,960 - Where have you been? - I thought we weren't doing this. 388 00:17:38,039 --> 00:17:40,960 - You said about the crabs. - We'll be doing the eyebrow thing. 389 00:17:41,039 --> 00:17:42,880 Okay? And we've got to get out of here. 390 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,720 Did I tell you my girlfriend came up with the eyebrow thing? 391 00:17:44,799 --> 00:17:46,279 Oh, well, good for her. We've got to go, right? 392 00:17:52,759 --> 00:17:56,279 - Since the midterms it's an apocalypse. - We know you're busy, hon. 393 00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:58,960 But right now I am focused on you, Daddy. 394 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,119 Is that Dan Egan? 395 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,880 ( sirens blaring ) 396 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,880 So you discussed our signals with your girlfriend? 397 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,480 She's really creative. I thought she could come up with some good ones. 398 00:18:14,559 --> 00:18:17,440 And is she the only civilian that you shared them with? 399 00:18:17,519 --> 00:18:19,160 - Oh, yes, ma'am. - Uh-huh. 400 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,400 Well, no-- oh, no. Dana would not leak. 401 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:24,519 - Classic first-stage denial. - Quiet. 402 00:18:24,599 --> 00:18:27,599 I mean, it must be. Gary, think about it. 403 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,400 It must be Dana. 404 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,200 Oh, my God. 405 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,160 She's getting her leak on. 406 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:37,200 What in the living fuck is that god-awful smell, Jonah? 407 00:18:37,279 --> 00:18:39,759 Oh, my jacket is partially soaked in pork fat, ma'am. 408 00:18:39,839 --> 00:18:41,079 Oh. 409 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,519 So you two aren't back together, then? 410 00:18:45,599 --> 00:18:48,079 No, no. Just colleagues. 411 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,480 - You broke her heart. You know that? - No. 412 00:18:50,559 --> 00:18:53,039 - Yeah. Yes. - No. He-- 413 00:18:53,119 --> 00:18:56,119 he didn't even graze it. We went on three dates. 414 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,720 - Oh, dang, Amy. You put out quick. - Amy and I just weren't compatible. 415 00:18:59,799 --> 00:19:02,920 Right. It turns out I can't mate with anyone outside of my species. 416 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,319 We all know what you need, Amy. I mean besides a big, fat slap. 417 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,839 I do not want children, okay? Why can nobody accept this? 418 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:13,160 Sweetie, you do not have to decide right now. You still have plenty of time. 419 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,880 - I remained fertile till I was 56. - Terrific. 420 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,559 - Just because I have a vagina... - For God's sake, Amy. 421 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:23,000 &- We just want you to be happy. - I am happy without kids. 422 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,440 - I am-- right? - Oh, she's deliriously happy. 423 00:19:25,519 --> 00:19:27,720 At work we actually call her Amiable Amy. 424 00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:30,200 I think I'm gonna go get a coffee. Anyone else? 425 00:19:30,279 --> 00:19:34,279 - Father: No, thank you. - I'll help you carry that other coffee. 426 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:38,440 I wrote an essay about a very important film. 427 00:19:38,519 --> 00:19:41,200 Okay? You should be proud of me. It's not "Debbie Does Damascus." 428 00:19:41,279 --> 00:19:43,119 No, I am proud of you. But, sweetheart, 429 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,319 if we lose the pro-Israel vote, 430 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:49,160 then we lose Florida in two years and that's 29 electoral votes. 431 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,000 And then Mommy's out of a job. - Okay. 432 00:19:51,079 --> 00:19:55,240 I'm still not gonna apologize. Have you even seen the movie I'm talking about? 433 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,839 When would I have time to see a film? 434 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,759 I haven't even been able to see 435 00:19:58,839 --> 00:20:01,440 that wonderful movie with the blue people in it. 436 00:20:01,519 --> 00:20:03,599 - "Avatar." - "Avatar." Exactly. 437 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,519 So you graduate in what, a year? 438 00:20:05,599 --> 00:20:08,400 Hopefully, if I can get the money together for the last two semesters. 439 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,920 Ah, money's tight, huh? 440 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,720 You know, my attitude to money is-- 441 00:20:11,799 --> 00:20:14,720 I'll be 22 when I graduate, I'll owe 60 grand. 442 00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:18,640 I did the math. I'll chase my student debt for the next 27 years of my life. 443 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,920 Hey, fresh coffee back here if you guys want some. 444 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,680 Oh, great. Yeah. 445 00:20:22,759 --> 00:20:24,240 Coffee. 446 00:20:26,119 --> 00:20:28,880 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 447 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,920 I owe 100 grand. 448 00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:35,440 Sweet Jesus Christ. 449 00:20:35,519 --> 00:20:37,559 I want to see the film and I will see the film. 450 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,400 Gary, we need to get it. It's "Five Easy Pieces." 451 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,119 It's "5 Broken Cameras." 452 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,960 - Okay, it's "Broken Cameras." - Mom, don't even bother. 453 00:20:43,039 --> 00:20:45,400 This is gonna be like "Super Size Me" all over again. 454 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:49,000 Why don't you guys just go see "Mamma Mia!" again for the 10th fucking time? 455 00:20:49,079 --> 00:20:52,400 Do not swear at me, Catherine. Don't. 456 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,000 Okay, look, I'm sorry. 457 00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:57,720 I understand that you are feeling attacked, babe. 458 00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:00,480 And that's why I'm here with you right now. 459 00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:02,799 I'm supposed to be at a national security meeting, 460 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:06,200 - but you are my priority, okay? - Okay. 461 00:21:06,279 --> 00:21:09,480 - You hear what I'm saying? - Yeah, I'll apologize. 462 00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,359 If I can spend Thanksgiving with Rahim and his family. 463 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:15,200 No, darling. We've got Grandma coming. 464 00:21:15,279 --> 00:21:16,640 We got to smile at her and cut her Jell-O. 465 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,839 ( cell phone chiming ) 466 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:24,200 - Yeah, Sue? - If she's in the can, haul her out. 467 00:21:24,279 --> 00:21:27,920 She can make this if she leaves right this second. 468 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,519 She's currently with her daughter. 469 00:21:29,599 --> 00:21:34,279 Look, Mike, man up and prioritize, okay? I do it every day. Prioritize, that is. 470 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:35,839 Okay. 471 00:21:37,599 --> 00:21:39,400 - What about Wednesday? - Ahem. 472 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,240 You need to make like a snake and get on that airplane. 473 00:21:42,319 --> 00:21:45,839 I'm in the middle of an important conversation with my daughter. 474 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,279 - So everything can be put on hold. - Okay. 475 00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:50,880 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 476 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:54,799 So I have to spend Thanksgiving with you and Memaw. Wednesday. 477 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,640 Wednesday you're with your dad. Thursday you're with me and Grandma. 478 00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,319 Friday you can be with the new boyfriend, okay? 479 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:04,400 - And Saturday. - If you come home on Saturday night. 480 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:08,440 Yeah, I'll check that over with Rahim. 481 00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:13,559 Okay, let's get going. 482 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,799 - You are a great negotiator. - I know I am. 483 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:20,160 Hey. So Sue called. Apparently she bitch-slapped Furlong. 484 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,160 - He usually has to pay for that. - We need that Catherine apology ASAP. 485 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,160 I can do it, you can stay here. We'll liaise via e-mail. 486 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,359 Um, yeah. I really-- 487 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,599 Actually, you know what? I would prefer it 488 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,279 if you were physically there. 489 00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:37,240 - It's an important statement. - It needs to happen. Let's go. 490 00:22:39,039 --> 00:22:41,640 You're welcome. 491 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:44,319 Amiable Amy? That is the best you could come up with? 492 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,880 I knew I should have gone with Amy Whitehouse. 493 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,400 It's very nice meeting you... 494 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,160 - It's so nice to meet you, too. - Madam Vice President. 495 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:54,440 - What are you studying at school? - Computer science. Math minor. 496 00:22:54,519 --> 00:22:55,920 Where are you headed with all that? 497 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,880 Hopefully, actually, get into a government branch. 498 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,799 - Defense or FBI, maybe. - Uh-huh. 499 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,839 - Well, I speak Farsi-- - Farsi? But you were born here? 500 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,759 - Yes, I was born here. - Uh-huh, great. 501 00:23:06,839 --> 00:23:08,839 And your parents were born here? 502 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,000 They were actually born in Iran in Tehran. Yeah, that's where we're from. 503 00:23:12,079 --> 00:23:14,039 - Oh, I see. Tehran. - Yeah. Yep. 504 00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:16,960 Ma'am, General Mercer from the Pentagon is on the phone. 505 00:23:17,039 --> 00:23:19,119 I don't need to talk to General Mercer right now. 506 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,160 - He's pretty insistent. - I don't need a his call right now. 507 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:26,200 -( whispers ) He's really on the phone. - Oh, General Mercer's on the phone. 508 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:28,680 Can you hang tight two seconds, Rahim? 509 00:23:28,759 --> 00:23:31,440 - General Mercer. - I'm sorry to be calling. 510 00:23:31,519 --> 00:23:35,519 but we are going to be discussing the hostage situation in 25 minutes. 511 00:23:35,599 --> 00:23:38,279 Do you think you can get here or should we go ahead without you? 512 00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:40,240 No, no, no. Don't go ahead without me. 513 00:23:40,319 --> 00:23:43,279 - We'll set up a video link. - I'm on it. I got it. 514 00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:45,599 Selina: So that would work out perfectly. 515 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,720 And I want Rahim to stay. I've got to-- mm-hmm. 516 00:23:47,799 --> 00:23:50,359 - Rahim, stay. You, too, Catherine. - Yeah, okay. 517 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,519 - Thank you, Madam Vice President. - Thank you. 518 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:55,319 We should actually probably go. 519 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,720 I have to get back to study for a midterm. 520 00:23:57,799 --> 00:23:59,799 Yeah, yeah. What are your parents' names? 521 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:03,480 - That Rahim turns out to be a nice boy. - Yes, ma'am. 522 00:24:03,559 --> 00:24:06,440 Let's run a security check on him and his entire family. 523 00:24:06,519 --> 00:24:09,960 - Yes, ma'am. - And investigate their finances. 524 00:24:10,039 --> 00:24:12,680 I was actually reconsidering my financial situation. 525 00:24:12,759 --> 00:24:15,240 Oh, are you about to ask me for money, Mike? 526 00:24:15,319 --> 00:24:17,440 - I don't want to. - No, no. thought you would 527 00:24:17,519 --> 00:24:19,880 and I want to give you money. - ( exhales ) 528 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,640 - And I have the money, so why not? - Exactly. And it's not a big-- 529 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,559 Giving cash to my director of communications-- 530 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,440 do you think that that would play well, Mike? 531 00:24:27,519 --> 00:24:29,960 - Yeah. - No. No, it wouldn't. 532 00:24:30,039 --> 00:24:31,559 No, ma'am. 533 00:24:43,519 --> 00:24:45,960 I can't videoconference like this. 534 00:24:46,039 --> 00:24:47,960 I can't get the dent out at all. 535 00:24:48,039 --> 00:24:50,440 - I look like Bozo. - Do you want me to fix it? 536 00:24:50,519 --> 00:24:52,559 - Oh, do you have a blow-dryer? - I don't. 537 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,400 No. Whose idea was this hat? 538 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,640 - Was that Dana's idea, too? - Mm-mm. 539 00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,920 - Did you talk to her? - We texted. 540 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,200 - And? - She--may have mentioned the signals 541 00:25:03,279 --> 00:25:05,960 - to one of her girlfriends. - ( sighs ) 542 00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:07,839 The link to your video conference is up, ma'am. 543 00:25:10,799 --> 00:25:13,279 Gary... 544 00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:16,079 I do not like to say this, 545 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,799 but you have truly disappointed me today. 546 00:25:21,279 --> 00:25:24,480 Do you have any idea how foolish you have made me look? 547 00:25:24,559 --> 00:25:26,400 I do. 548 00:25:32,599 --> 00:25:36,960 I am having the best day. This is such a great time. 549 00:25:37,039 --> 00:25:39,759 We're on Air Force Two. U.S. Hey is getting started. 550 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:43,640 Guys, we saved the Florida vote. You guys want to play iPad Scrabble? 551 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,680 Jonah, please. Just shut up. 552 00:25:46,759 --> 00:25:49,039 Mike, you want to... 553 00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:51,480 suck some of the pork fat out of my jacket? 554 00:25:51,559 --> 00:25:53,079 Come on, it's a free meal. 555 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,720 Hey, Lori. Does Kent Davison still come here? 556 00:25:57,799 --> 00:26:01,119 No, he left. He said it was too full of DC people or something. 557 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,400 I see you got a mention in "Playbook" yesterday. 558 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,319 - Yep. - Awesome. 559 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,440 I have a Google alert set up for your name. 560 00:26:08,519 --> 00:26:11,079 - Wow. - Did you catch Krauthammer in "Post" 561 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,880 about the hostage situation? 562 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,839 You're the guy who always says hi to me in the garage? 563 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:19,319 I got to do some fucking weights. This is for rubber idiots. 564 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,319 English Master Template www.sdimedia.com