1 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,320 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:19,719 --> 00:00:21,239 Selina: Are you watching this? Look at this. 3 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:24,039 Sean Penn is doing more about the hostages than we are. 4 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:26,920 These poor kids-- they're like Catherine's age. 5 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,239 I'd be terrible in a hostage situation, even as a hostage taker. 6 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:31,920 No word yet from the Secretary of Defense 7 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,439 - about joining him at the Marine base? - No, nothing from Maddox, 8 00:00:34,799 --> 00:00:36,799 but he knows I've got a bigger role in the White House now, 9 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:39,280 which means I've got a bigger dick, which means he can suck it. 10 00:00:39,359 --> 00:00:41,799 I'm so happy about that. How's my speech coming? 11 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:43,320 Oh, one minor change. One word. 12 00:00:43,399 --> 00:00:46,240 "Considered response" is now gonna be "robust response." 13 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:48,280 Robust? Damn, that's good. 14 00:00:48,359 --> 00:00:51,240 Yeah, I mean, it's subtle enough to seem loyal to POTUS. 15 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:54,039 - That's gonna electrify DC. - Oh, it's gonna AC DC. 16 00:00:54,119 --> 00:00:57,520 Robust is a good word. And you don't hear it often, like bumptious. 17 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:01,759 Yeah, it's what you want to hear in a hostage crisis. Robust, not bumptious. 18 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:04,438 Mike, what do you think? What do you think about robust? 19 00:01:04,519 --> 00:01:08,120 Robust? I like it. It makes me think of wine. It's actually how I like my reds. 20 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:10,319 You like your reds through a bendy straw, too, right, Mike? 21 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:13,840 You got donut on you, Mike. Sue, good luck at the hearing. 22 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:17,640 - Dan: Remember, Sue, be dull. - I will. 23 00:01:17,719 --> 00:01:20,280 Are you here for a meeting? I'm not expecting anyone. 24 00:01:20,359 --> 00:01:22,840 - Sue, I'm your fill-in, Cliff. - Cliff. Hey, I'm Gary. 25 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:26,480 I'm your neighbor. Remember, take care of Selina, okay? 26 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:28,680 VP stands for "very precious." 27 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:30,480 - Okay? - Okay. 28 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:34,439 Cliff. This is the Veeplopedia. It's everything you'll ever need to know. 29 00:01:34,519 --> 00:01:37,759 Wow. Hope it comes with CliffsNotes. 30 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:41,479 That was a play on my name. My name is Cliff. 31 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:45,200 Don't do jokes, Cliff. I don't have a sense of humor and neither should you. 32 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,079 - Good morning. - How you make two pleasant words 33 00:01:51,158 --> 00:01:52,598 so irritating? 34 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,878 And here he is, the man who can't take a leak without polling his balls. 35 00:01:55,959 --> 00:02:00,200 - Bring me my cerise-colored binder. - Cerise? Yes, sir. 36 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:04,000 The VP's base visit today. Secretary of Defense Maddox is living up to his name. 37 00:02:04,079 --> 00:02:06,159 He's mad as an ox. 38 00:02:06,239 --> 00:02:08,318 I'm sure I can break up any catfights when I get there. 39 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:11,038 The veep's more concerned with the hostage situation. 40 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,639 Yeah, I was talking to POTUS last night. 41 00:02:12,719 --> 00:02:15,759 He had a pro-strike hawk boner the size of Jonah. 42 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:20,000 You talked to him about it this morning and he's suddenly against the operation. 43 00:02:20,079 --> 00:02:22,280 All I do is provide POTUS with the polls. 44 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:24,360 - Cold numbers. - God, I hate numbers. 45 00:02:24,439 --> 00:02:27,079 There's cultures that don't even have any numbers and they do just fine. 46 00:02:27,159 --> 00:02:30,000 Ben, It seems like you're ill-suited for your job and you should resign. 47 00:02:30,079 --> 00:02:34,079 Ben's breakdown aside, the VP feels we need a quick military strike here. 48 00:02:34,159 --> 00:02:36,918 Yeah, precise and surgical, like your lobotomy, Kent. 49 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,280 - The cerise binders, sir. - No, that's cherry red. 50 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,000 - Cerise. - I'm sorry, sir. 51 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:44,439 I must have a very specific form of color blindness. 52 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,439 I cook these noodles every day. 53 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,639 Oh, the noodle analogy. 54 00:02:48,719 --> 00:02:50,159 You guys are gonna love this. 55 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,439 I will leave. 56 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:56,520 They need to be heated at 800 watts for three minutes and 35 seconds. 57 00:02:56,599 --> 00:02:59,879 Any more and they'll dry out. Any less and they will be flaccid and damp 58 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:02,319 like a lady's hair in the rain. 59 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,439 - Why are we talking about noodles? - No, let me rephrase that. 60 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,280 Why the fuck are we talking about noodles? 61 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,599 I'll tell you why. Hostage crisis, noodles-- same principle. 62 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,439 Both require precision timing, neither should be rushed. 63 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:15,919 Inaction only becomes untenable when more than 65% of Americans 64 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,680 support intervention even with casualties. 65 00:03:18,759 --> 00:03:21,639 You'd like me to tell the vice president we do nothing until then? 66 00:03:21,719 --> 00:03:23,478 Waiting is not doing nothing. 67 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:26,039 I choose to wait for my noodles 68 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:29,639 even though my salivary gland is crying out to me like newly hatched bird. 69 00:03:29,719 --> 00:03:32,918 But it will thank me because I waited until... 70 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,159 - ( snaps fingers ) - ( microwave beeps ) 71 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:40,039 You just timed out that whole shit analogy 72 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:43,800 for your little ding? That is fucking pathetic. 73 00:03:43,879 --> 00:03:45,680 ( sirens blaring ) 74 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:49,439 Hey, have we heard anything from Maddox? 75 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,639 Is he spitting bullets 'cause I'm showing up at the base? 76 00:03:51,719 --> 00:03:53,120 - Nothing. Nada. - Really? 77 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:55,439 - Gary: It's eerie, right? - Selina: It is eerie. 78 00:03:57,439 --> 00:04:00,639 Gary: Hey, Neilio. We're in. See you in there, I guess. 79 00:04:00,719 --> 00:04:03,159 Okay. Thanks. 80 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,840 Probably got his head stuck in her ass. 81 00:04:05,919 --> 00:04:08,520 Yes, I do. Oh, my gosh, yes. 82 00:04:08,599 --> 00:04:10,960 Hey, ma'am, you've got five minutes of veep time before Maddox arrives. 83 00:04:11,039 --> 00:04:12,599 - Yeah. - They're not saluting you. 84 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,439 They don't salute indoors, Gary. - They don't salute indoors, Gary. 85 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:19,120 Good morning, Marine. You served in Iraq? I see. 86 00:04:19,199 --> 00:04:20,920 And were you anywhere near... 87 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,439 - Baghdad. - Anbar. 88 00:04:22,519 --> 00:04:24,560 - Yes. - Anbar, wonderful. 89 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:26,240 Ma'am, this base houses Marine 2. 90 00:04:26,319 --> 00:04:28,920 I understand that Marine 2 is here. 91 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,879 And did you know in the CD player I've got "Ride of the Valkyries"? 92 00:04:31,959 --> 00:04:33,600 ( laughs ) "Apocalypse Now." 93 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,040 That's one of my favorite films. It's dark, but I like it. 94 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:37,879 - Marines like to be called Devil Dogs. - Devil Dogs. 95 00:04:37,959 --> 00:04:41,199 You are a bunch of Devil Dogs, that's what I hear. 96 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:45,680 I was married to a Devil Dog, but he wasn't a Marine. He was more of a devil. 97 00:04:45,759 --> 00:04:48,079 She's so funny. 98 00:04:48,159 --> 00:04:51,040 Thank you for your service. 99 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:53,920 - Good morning, Marine. - He has a nice face. 100 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,759 - You have a nice face. - Thank you, ma'am. 101 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:59,079 And where did you serve, Marine? 102 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,439 ( siren blaring ) 103 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:09,560 Cease fire! Cease fire! 104 00:05:09,639 --> 00:05:13,000 These small arms have a max effective range of 25 yards. 105 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:14,639 Small arms means guns, ma'am. 106 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,839 - Oh, really, Gary? Not T-rex hands? - Okay. 107 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,800 Mr. Secretary, would you like to try? 108 00:05:18,879 --> 00:05:21,920 - No, I'm good. I've fired a gun before. - ( scoffs ) Okay. 109 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,519 - In anger, too, I might add. - Oh, uh-oh. 110 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,879 But why don't you give it a try, Madam Vice President? 111 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:30,079 - Oh, I don't-- - ( Marines cheering ) 112 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:33,360 Um, can you give me just half a sec? 113 00:05:33,439 --> 00:05:35,079 What the fuck? 114 00:05:35,159 --> 00:05:37,159 - This could backfire. - It's not gonna backfire. 115 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,600 The gun could literally backfire. That's where the phrase comes from. 116 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:41,639 Ma'am, this could really chap Maddox's ass, too. 117 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:44,920 - Selina: Yeah, it would, wouldn't it? - You could chip a veneer. 118 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,439 I don't care. I'm going in. 119 00:05:46,519 --> 00:05:48,519 You know what? Let's lock and load. What do you say? 120 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,879 - ( cheering ) - Yeah? Yeah. 121 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:53,120 Here he is, Kanye West Wing. 122 00:05:53,199 --> 00:05:55,079 Congressman Ramsey, right? 123 00:05:55,159 --> 00:05:57,439 No, I'm Cliff. I'm Sue's Sue. 124 00:05:57,519 --> 00:05:59,959 - I'm the boy named Sue. - What? 125 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,560 Cliff, when I said no jokes, that wasn't a joke. 126 00:06:02,639 --> 00:06:05,160 Hessler's efficiency hearing, you've got to keep it dull, okay? 127 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:08,040 Give 'em a blah job. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 128 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,160 I know, Jonah. That's what everyone's been saying. 129 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:13,399 Keep it dull, which incidentally, is also dull. 130 00:06:15,079 --> 00:06:17,519 I'd like to first of all thank the vice president 131 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:21,120 for waiving executive privilege in the interest of transparency 132 00:06:21,199 --> 00:06:24,399 and allowing Miss Wilson to join us today on the committee. 133 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:28,480 - Do you think she's nervous? - Why would she be nervous? 134 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:30,079 The only people watching this are you 135 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,639 and some guy in the hospital with locked-in syndrome. 136 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:35,000 If I may, I'd like to begin with percentages 137 00:06:35,079 --> 00:06:37,159 of your office budget dedicated to international 138 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:40,839 - and domestic transportation. - My pulse is racing, sir. 139 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:42,439 Here you are, Madam Vice President. 140 00:06:42,519 --> 00:06:44,000 Ensure you keep your finger straight and off the trigger. 141 00:06:44,079 --> 00:06:46,399 All right. This is fun, isn't it? 142 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:49,839 If you don't mind my saying, ma'am, there speaketh a civilian. 143 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:52,600 All right. There speaketh a pricketh. 144 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,079 ( cocks shotgun ) 145 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:58,319 Oh, Jesus fucking Christ! 146 00:06:58,399 --> 00:07:00,040 - ( applause ) - Oh! 147 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,040 Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't-- 148 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:04,480 These fellas have heard a lot worse than that, ma'am. 149 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,600 - Tremendous shot, by the way. - Really? 150 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:09,959 Oh, how about that? Fastest gun in the West Wing. 151 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,680 - Did you see that? How about it? - Marine: Yes, ma'am. 152 00:07:12,759 --> 00:07:15,600 As you know, we have a very special guest here today. 153 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:18,199 It would have been nice to have been consulted about your speech, ma'am. 154 00:07:18,279 --> 00:07:20,639 I could have given you some advice. 155 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,160 I know what I'm doing, George. 156 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:26,360 With this hostage situation, I don't think you have the intelligence. 157 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:30,319 As in intel, of course, ma'am. 158 00:07:30,399 --> 00:07:34,439 Are you serious? Are you actually questioning my qualifications, George? 159 00:07:34,519 --> 00:07:37,279 There are just some security issues 160 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:40,079 with the four countries that neighbor Uzbekistan. 161 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,040 Is it four or is it five? 162 00:07:45,519 --> 00:07:48,240 Or is it six? Or is it seven? 163 00:07:48,319 --> 00:07:50,199 You don't know, do you? 164 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:53,879 It's five. 165 00:07:53,959 --> 00:07:58,000 So first, please welcome the Secretary of Defense George Maddox. 166 00:07:58,079 --> 00:07:59,560 ( applause ) 167 00:07:59,639 --> 00:08:01,439 I pulled that straight out of my ass. 168 00:08:01,519 --> 00:08:03,600 You were born for that moment. 169 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:05,360 I know. He's Iwo Jima. 170 00:08:05,439 --> 00:08:07,399 I'm planting a flag right on his head. 171 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:11,040 Now I'd like to work on breaking down 172 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:14,360 the vice president's official 173 00:08:14,439 --> 00:08:16,399 versus political duties if we can. 174 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:19,560 Sir, I was told that I'd be asked questions about efficiency. 175 00:08:19,639 --> 00:08:22,000 So far you have barely asked me any. 176 00:08:22,079 --> 00:08:24,639 Your efficiency hearing isn't very efficient. 177 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,759 You want a question? What can you tell me 178 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:29,120 about this visit to the Marine base at Quantico? 179 00:08:29,199 --> 00:08:32,519 The government sending two different motorcades, the defense secretary's 180 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,960 and the VP's, to the same location. 181 00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:38,039 - That doesn't seem very efficient. - Oh, shit a shark. 182 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:40,200 This is why I told her to be dull. 183 00:08:40,279 --> 00:08:43,399 Do you not have measures in place to prevent 184 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:45,840 this kind of wasteful duplication of government resources? 185 00:08:45,919 --> 00:08:50,279 Sir, we have a system that I believe to be... robust. 186 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:53,279 - Robust? - Robust. 187 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:56,799 And you don't think it's a sign that your office is poorly managed? 188 00:08:56,879 --> 00:09:01,240 Our management team is... robust. 189 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:03,720 Okay, now she just sounds mentally ill. 190 00:09:03,799 --> 00:09:07,000 - Don't you have to be somewhere? - I'm working remotely. 191 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,840 I'm guessing you have one of those word a day calendars. 192 00:09:09,919 --> 00:09:12,159 And I know what the word for today is. 193 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:14,000 It's robust. 194 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:15,879 Would you like to give me a definition as well? 195 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:19,639 I'm guessing that you think you have a sense of humor, Mr. Hessler. 196 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:22,960 Which you are wrong about, as you are about the calendar. 197 00:09:23,039 --> 00:09:26,080 That is my definition of robust. 198 00:09:26,159 --> 00:09:29,080 My speech is a face-melter. These buzz cuts are gonna flip. 199 00:09:29,159 --> 00:09:31,360 It's not your speech. My fingerprints are all over that sucker. 200 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,039 They're sticky and they're on the back, Mike. 201 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,840 It's time to robust a nut all over this place. 202 00:09:36,919 --> 00:09:38,960 - Oh, shit. We can't. - What? 203 00:09:39,039 --> 00:09:41,360 Sue just used robust three times at the hearing. 204 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:42,919 - No, she didn't. - Yeah. What the...? 205 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,799 Selina can't use that now. We need another word. 206 00:09:44,879 --> 00:09:46,360 Just a synonym for robust. 207 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:48,039 Dan: Give me something. A word. Any word! 208 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,360 - Amy: Aggressive. - No, that's too aggressive. 209 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:52,879 - Okay, resolute. - Determined. 210 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,759 - That's the same as resolute. - Then we'll use mine. 211 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:57,000 Explosive. Punchy. Fearless. I'm just saying words. 212 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,000 - Strong. Go with strong. - Strong? Strong, got it. 213 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:02,399 -I need the speech. I need the VP's ear. - Get your own ear, van Gogh. 214 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,080 Back off. 215 00:10:04,159 --> 00:10:06,440 - ( applause ) - Thank you. 216 00:10:06,519 --> 00:10:08,519 - Thank you. - What the hell? 217 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,279 Good morning, Marines! 218 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,960 - Oorah. - Oorah! 219 00:10:14,039 --> 00:10:16,399 Oh, my goodness. ( laughs ) 220 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:19,480 We who have answered the call to serve 221 00:10:19,559 --> 00:10:22,600 this great nation know this, 222 00:10:22,679 --> 00:10:25,720 that those who challenge our freedoms 223 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:29,519 can expect a robust response. 224 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,519 - There goes the R-bomb. - I thought we weren't doing robust. 225 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,200 I thought we were still on considered. 226 00:10:34,279 --> 00:10:37,440 We have the best military in the world. 227 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:43,159 And we are not afraid. 228 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:48,320 Hey, Mike? Stick a thermometer up Washington's ass. 229 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:50,320 See how much heat I just created. 230 00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:51,879 - Parting the cheeks. - ( chuckles ) 231 00:10:53,279 --> 00:10:56,639 You know robust is my word. She stole my word. 232 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,360 She was supposed to be dull, Mike. 233 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:02,279 And did you see that photo of me in "Politico"? I look constipated. 234 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,320 - No, you don't. - Meet me in my office. 235 00:11:04,399 --> 00:11:06,120 You don't look constipated. You look the opposite of it. 236 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:09,240 - What's the opposite of constipated? - Relieved. 237 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:12,240 Relieved is not the opposite of constipated, Mike. 238 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,440 Hang up the phone, dummy. 239 00:11:14,519 --> 00:11:16,240 - Hey, ma'am, you seen this yet? - What is it? 240 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:21,639 - Just the "Post." - "VP sister act robusting the moves"? 241 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,679 Ma'am, there's also-- yeah. 242 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:29,799 - What in the living fuck is this? - A word cloud from "DC Press." 243 00:11:29,879 --> 00:11:32,759 The size of each word corresponds to its total number of uses. 244 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,799 Do people not use sentences anymore? 245 00:11:34,879 --> 00:11:38,639 I mean, your word-- I mean, robust is dominating. So, you know, that's good. 246 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,159 Look at the word Sue. 247 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,399 - Sue made it. - Sure. It's there, too. 248 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:45,600 - Well, where's the word Selina? - Oh, it, um-- 249 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:47,600 It's, uh... 250 00:11:47,679 --> 00:11:50,519 I just saw it. 251 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,480 Ha! There. There it is. Look how teeny tiny that is. 252 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:55,240 It's bigger than collapse. 253 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:58,960 It's tiny because you have four names. Vice President Selina Meyer. 254 00:11:59,039 --> 00:12:01,759 Plus all the nicknames that we don't talk about. 255 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:05,080 I mean, Sue only has one name like Pocahontas or Hitler. 256 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,039 - Or Moby or Bigfoot. - Hey, Sue! 257 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,360 - Sue! - Yes, ma'am? 258 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:12,080 What? You're not fucking Sue. 259 00:12:12,159 --> 00:12:14,200 I'm Cliff. I'm filling in for Sue 260 00:12:14,279 --> 00:12:16,120 while she preps for her return appearance on the Sixth. 261 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,960 She has a return appearance? What does she need an encore for? 262 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,919 Yeah, it's an encore. Start popping your popcorn. 263 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,399 - Okay, thank you very much. - Must Sue TV. 264 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:25,399 I said that's enough. Thank you. Gary, we need to start prepping 265 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,200 for the whole senator swearing-in thing. 266 00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:29,639 - Oh, yeah. It's Gary-oke time. - Yes, it is. 267 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,919 All right, I put together one card for each senator. 268 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,559 I had some ideas about some opportunities here. 269 00:12:34,639 --> 00:12:36,840 I think it'd be a good idea if we focus more 270 00:12:36,919 --> 00:12:40,720 on each senator's particular policy interests rather than small talk. 271 00:12:40,799 --> 00:12:42,840 - Yeah, I don't think that's a bad idea. - What? 272 00:12:42,919 --> 00:12:45,840 Take the coat. That makes sense to me. I think that-- oh, there's Sue. 273 00:12:45,919 --> 00:12:47,919 Okay, get away from me. Sue! 274 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,960 Sue! No, the real Sue. 275 00:12:51,039 --> 00:12:52,679 You stay away from her ear. 276 00:12:52,759 --> 00:12:55,360 Gary-oke is done, my friend. It's time for Danny-oke now. 277 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:58,679 - Danny-oke? - End of an era, buddy. End of an era. 278 00:12:58,759 --> 00:13:02,159 Don't be ridiculous. I'm not famous. Maybe only in DC. 279 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,600 Oh, yeah, me and Kim Kardashian. 280 00:13:04,679 --> 00:13:07,159 \Oh, I've got to go. Bye, bye, bye. Ma'am? 281 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,639 - Why don't you take a seat, Sue? - Oh, sorry, ma'am. 282 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,320 Sit down, Sue. 283 00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:13,320 All right, I've got a bone to pick-- 284 00:13:13,399 --> 00:13:15,559 - Now you're gonna hate me. - What? 285 00:13:15,639 --> 00:13:18,399 -Maddox did an interview with Bloomberg. - Yeah? 286 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,799 He's now calling for an aggressive response. 287 00:13:21,279 --> 00:13:23,919 - Aggressive? - Dan: Yeah, I just got that, too. 288 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,559 - Does aggressive trump robust? - Well, it's robustier. 289 00:13:27,639 --> 00:13:30,000 No, robust is like a rock and aggressive is like paper. 290 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,960 Oh, shoot, paper covers rock. I forget about that. 291 00:13:32,039 --> 00:13:34,679 - We just got a text from Ben. - And? What's his word? 292 00:13:34,759 --> 00:13:37,559 "Get-the-VP-over-here-right-now- we're-having-a-fucking-meeting." 293 00:13:37,639 --> 00:13:39,840 It's all one word hyphenated. 294 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,759 Remind me, you said what? 295 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,559 - Your response needs to be what? - Robust. 296 00:13:44,639 --> 00:13:46,720 - Robust. And you said? - Aggressive. 297 00:13:46,799 --> 00:13:48,840 - You see the problem? - No, I don't. 298 00:13:48,919 --> 00:13:52,159 They're different words. And saying different words means what? 299 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:56,120 - It means we're not on the same... - Diet? 300 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,919 - Page. - I thought you were gonna say diet. 301 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,200 - I don't like your tone. - I don't have to answer to you, Ben. 302 00:14:02,279 --> 00:14:04,279 Or to Lara Croft here for that matter. 303 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,799 Yeah, perhaps not, but we all work for the president. 304 00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,679 Oh, where is the great and powerful Oz, by the way? 305 00:14:09,759 --> 00:14:12,799 Listen, we all know the White House would work so much better 306 00:14:12,879 --> 00:14:14,600 if there wasn't a president, but there is. 307 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,320 So we work around that. 308 00:14:16,399 --> 00:14:19,960 And we do that by sticking to the same fucking words. 309 00:14:20,039 --> 00:14:22,519 And it's your job to coordinate that, maestro. 310 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:26,240 That's right. So from now on, the words are calculated response. 311 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,480 Calculated? That sounds so-- 312 00:14:29,559 --> 00:14:31,919 - Calculated? - Pussy-ass, I was gonna say. 313 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,240 You've got to light a fire under the president's butt. Let's get some action. 314 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,120 She fires a gun one time and she thinks she's Rommel in the desert. 315 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:43,159 Let me tell you something. I'm a good shot. You know what? I may even start-- 316 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,600 Whatever it's called-- packing heat. How about that? 317 00:14:45,679 --> 00:14:48,000 When you do that, I'm gonna start supporting gun control. 318 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,879 - I have news on the noodles. - What's he talking about? 319 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,840 - We can move on the hostages. - Cock-a-noodle-doo. 320 00:14:52,919 --> 00:14:55,600 Oh, my God. I'd kiss you right now, but I'm never gonna do that. 321 00:14:55,679 --> 00:14:58,679 Earliest we could go in would be the sixth or the ninth. 322 00:14:58,759 --> 00:15:00,720 We got to go early. You know POTUS. 323 00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:02,679 If we give him enough time, he's gonna change his mind. 324 00:15:02,759 --> 00:15:04,679 He's gonna procrasterbate forever. 325 00:15:04,759 --> 00:15:07,000 - Madam Vice President? - Huh? Yeah. 326 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:10,279 Um, just give me one second. One second. 327 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:16,240 Amy, call the office. 328 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,840 - Office of the Vice President. - This is the vice president. 329 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:21,559 - Yes, it is. - This is the vice president. 330 00:15:21,639 --> 00:15:24,279 - I'm sorry, ma'am. - It's fine. Look into my calendar 331 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:28,159 and tell me if there is anything on the sixth that is immovable. 332 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:33,039 The only thing that can't move is Sue's second hearing appearance on the sixth. 333 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,440 - Oh, that's on the sixth? - Yes, ma'am. 334 00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:39,080 Set your DVR. I'm thinking of-- okay, you hung up. 335 00:15:39,159 --> 00:15:42,360 Well, gentlemen, the sixth it's gonna be. 336 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,360 - Let's bring these kids home ASAP. - So we're all agreed? 337 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:49,480 The sixth, it's gonna be a bad day for the bad guys. Let's go find POTUS. 338 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,080 Now you went with the sixth because it's before the ninth? 339 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,000 - Yeah, of course. - And Sue's return to the committee 340 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,320 - has nothing to do with it? You know what I'm interested in? 341 00:16:03,399 --> 00:16:06,759 Getting innocent Americans home safe and sound, right? 342 00:16:08,799 --> 00:16:10,679 Move everything off of the sixth for me. 343 00:16:10,759 --> 00:16:13,039 - You can clear that. - Absolutely, ma'am. 344 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,440 The only thing I need to move is the senator swearing-in ceremony, 345 00:16:15,519 --> 00:16:17,000 so we're good. 346 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,879 - What? - The senator swearing-in ceremony. 347 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:30,240 You said that everything was moveable. And that's not moveable. 348 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,399 That's immoveable. 349 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,039 Surely nothing is immoveable. 350 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:38,480 Amy, this is like explaining gravity to a chicken. 351 00:16:38,559 --> 00:16:40,559 The senator swearing-in ceremony is set in stone. 352 00:16:40,639 --> 00:16:42,080 She's the president of the Senate. 353 00:16:42,159 --> 00:16:43,879 She swears in all newly elected senators. 354 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,120 Right? You get that? You understand it? 355 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,320 - Do you need to Google it? - No, ma'am, I understand. 356 00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:51,240 I don't think you do understand. Why are you grinning? 357 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,759 - I'm not grinning. - You are grinning. 358 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:56,600 You have made a fuckup the size of France 359 00:16:56,679 --> 00:16:59,039 and you are fucking grinning about it. 360 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:03,240 -I'm not sure why my face is doing this. - Oh, damn it. 361 00:17:04,759 --> 00:17:09,759 I don't know what's going on, but she didn't mean what she just said, okay? 362 00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:12,279 Okay. Ma'am, is there anything-- 363 00:17:12,358 --> 00:17:15,319 - Classified! - Oh, my God! 364 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:19,880 I pushed for the sixth, right? I got my date. This is my date, Amy. 365 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,079 This is my hostage rescue mission. 366 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,640 The most important thing on the day 367 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:27,118 is we can't look suspicious in our movements. 368 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:30,240 Yeah, I know that. I know how to act normal, okay? 369 00:17:30,319 --> 00:17:32,920 I'll be normal. It's gonna be great. 370 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,079 Selina: I can't believe I'm in this position. 371 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:41,160 This is all Cliff's fault, that grinning fucking Ewok. 372 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:44,839 They're in the situation room. I'm stuck here swearing in a shitload of senators. 373 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:48,119 The virtual sit room is right back there and we've got a teleconference 374 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,680 - in the situation room, so... - Oh, great. 375 00:17:49,759 --> 00:17:52,440 My secure video teleconference with history. 376 00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:54,880 Okay, ma'am, you got 33 senators to get through. 377 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:58,440 I feel like that porn star who had to do 200 men in one day. 378 00:17:58,519 --> 00:18:02,839 At least she got to lie down, right? ( laughs ) 379 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,920 Well, let's bring this beautiful family in. 380 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Oh, look at this. You all have good blood. 381 00:18:08,079 --> 00:18:10,000 - Jonah: What's up? - Selina: I can see it. It's right here. 382 00:18:10,079 --> 00:18:13,240 This isn't a POTUS thing. Why is scrotus here? 383 00:18:13,319 --> 00:18:16,319 - Think of me as a cheerleader, Mike. - Oh, God. I'm imagining you 384 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,440 in a bathtub full of rose petals. 385 00:18:18,519 --> 00:18:20,839 Thank you. Off you go. Brian, you're up. 386 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,640 - Come, come. - Madam Vice President. 387 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,440 Congratulations. It's so good to see you. 388 00:18:25,519 --> 00:18:28,880 I want to know how all your filmmaking is going. 389 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:32,039 - Beg pardon? - And so on... Your fishing. 390 00:18:32,119 --> 00:18:34,680 Oh, yeah. It's good. I'm still hunting for that big one. 391 00:18:34,759 --> 00:18:38,039 Well, that's all we want. We all want the big one, don't we? 392 00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:41,400 - Did she just make an innuendo? - Yep. Yep. 393 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,880 - That I will bear true faith... - ( repeating ) 394 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,480 and allegiance to the same. That I take this obligation 395 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:50,240 freely without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion 396 00:18:50,319 --> 00:18:53,160 and that I will well and faithfully discharge 397 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:57,079 the duties of the office of which I am about to enter, so help me Brian. 398 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,440 - Yes. - Uh, I am Brian. 399 00:18:59,519 --> 00:19:02,880 -I think you mean, "So help you God." - Yes, yes. Oh, so help you God. 400 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,960 Me, God, yes. Oh, my God. Okay, let's get the family in here. 401 00:19:06,039 --> 00:19:09,559 - What's going on? - It's just a blip. She's gonna be fine. 402 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,279 - I'm Ruby. - Oh, Ruby. 403 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,880 Oh, I wish that was my cousin's name. 404 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:16,319 This is the worst small talk I've ever heard. 405 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,279 I'm including mine in that and mine is horrible. 406 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:20,359 She's done worse. 407 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,759 I can't think of when, but she has. 408 00:19:22,839 --> 00:19:24,640 And off you go. Maryanne. 409 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,920 What in the living... 410 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:32,200 Lord of Christ are you doing here? - I'm here. 411 00:19:32,279 --> 00:19:35,599 - So you had a good New Year's? - Yes, we were skiing in Vermont. 412 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,200 Well, that's how the cookie crumbles. 413 00:19:38,279 --> 00:19:40,519 Yeah, now let's take a photo. 414 00:19:40,599 --> 00:19:42,240 West Wing. Jonah. 415 00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:44,200 Philip Dorsey's the last one, so he's gonna be quick. 416 00:19:44,279 --> 00:19:48,759 - His wife died, he has no family left. - That's great. For us, I mean. 417 00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,559 - 'Cause we're done. - Okay. 418 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,240 Amy, it's time o'clock. 419 00:19:53,319 --> 00:19:57,279 - What's time o'clock? - Time o'clock. 420 00:19:57,359 --> 00:19:59,839 This is-- I can't take this anymore. 421 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,119 And so won't you give my love to Patty? 422 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,200 - She passed away. - Yes. Yes. 423 00:20:04,279 --> 00:20:06,599 Excuse me, ma'am. It is time o'clock. 424 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,359 All right, let's get swearing, Philip. 425 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,880 - I do solemnly swear... - ( repeating ) 426 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,960 that I will support and defend 427 00:20:16,039 --> 00:20:19,279 the Constitution of the United States 428 00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:23,359 against all enemies, foreign and domestic. 429 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,440 That I will bear true faith... 430 00:20:25,519 --> 00:20:28,279 - Maybe she's pregnant again. - Oh, God. 431 00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:30,920 Or she's menopausal. 432 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,880 Oh, God, she's gonna want that testosterone gel. I'm out of here. 433 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,759 - ...so help me God. - ...so help me God. 434 00:20:37,839 --> 00:20:40,400 So help me God. 435 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:44,720 - Uh, I have to move on, Philip. - They all leave me eventually. 436 00:20:44,799 --> 00:20:47,119 Something's up. Something's up. What's going on? 437 00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:58,839 - Ma'am. Ma'am. Right here. - Yeah. You're not needed here, Gary. 438 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,359 - This is man's work. - Ma'am, should I-- 439 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,000 Same goes for you, Dan. No. 440 00:21:02,079 --> 00:21:05,920 - Let's black out till we drop. - Sorry. I'll just be closing this door. 441 00:21:07,759 --> 00:21:10,519 - Wait a minute. Jonah's going in? - ( coughs ) 442 00:21:10,599 --> 00:21:12,599 - Say hi to history, ma'am. - Oh, God. 443 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,839 The men get the situation room, I get the shituation room? 444 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,039 - Ma'am, the comms should be live now. - Oh. 445 00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:19,640 Hi, gentlemen. 446 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:23,240 I hope you heard that joke. That was meant for you to hear it. 447 00:21:23,319 --> 00:21:25,319 Madam Vice President, this is General Mercer. 448 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,400 This is so awesome. I'll bet you camera three gets a kill. 449 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:32,039 - General, Mr. President. - Good Shepherd is proceeding well. 450 00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:34,440 We are looking at live feeds from cams 451 00:21:34,519 --> 00:21:36,640 aboard the Black Hawks and we are about to go in. 452 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,559 - Good luck, gentlemen. - Ma'am. 453 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:41,960 Maddox: When the guns go off, they will be loud, Madam Vice President, 454 00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:43,720 so no swearing. 455 00:21:43,799 --> 00:21:46,200 George, comments like that 456 00:21:46,279 --> 00:21:47,839 are incredibly inappropriate 457 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,759 when people's lives are at stake. 458 00:21:49,839 --> 00:21:52,920 Ben: I've got to get a refill here. Old jumbo needs a refill. Excuse me. 459 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,279 - It's a good photo, ma'am. - Jonah, there are more important things 460 00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:57,279 going on in the world right now. 461 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,240 Oh, yeah. Huh. 462 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:03,039 Mercer: Acquisition is confirmed. The eggs are back in the basket! 463 00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:05,240 Yeah! Eggs-shak-a-laka! 464 00:22:05,319 --> 00:22:07,319 In your fucking face, eggs. 465 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,960 What? The hostages? We got 'em? 466 00:22:10,039 --> 00:22:11,960 - ( cheering ) - Yeah! 467 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:14,319 Legacy marker. Yeah! 468 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,039 Selina: Gary. Gary. 469 00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:18,559 So Sue's return to the hearing's wiped off the news map. 470 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,640 That's the last thing on anyone's mind today. Come on. 471 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,839 Of course. Of course. 472 00:22:23,279 --> 00:22:26,039 Sue: Last year's expenditure on office supplies 473 00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:29,200 - was held at the exact same level as the previous year. - ( phones ringing ) 474 00:22:29,279 --> 00:22:31,839 Which means that the total sum-- 475 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:35,039 Seems like you're no longer news, Miss Wilson. 476 00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:37,200 Your 15 minutes might be up. 477 00:22:37,279 --> 00:22:39,000 Ashes to ashes, 478 00:22:39,079 --> 00:22:41,160 robust to dust. 479 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:48,240 - Oh, hey, Sue. How was the sequel? - Short. 480 00:22:48,319 --> 00:22:51,279 Pumped and dumped by the fame monster, huh? 481 00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:54,440 I got the full mission eval from the Let's speak to the veep. 482 00:22:54,519 --> 00:22:56,519 Yep? 483 00:22:56,599 --> 00:22:58,359 - Ma'am. - Congratulations, ma'am. 484 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:02,359 - Thank you, Mr. Ryan. -Operation Good Shepherd- total success. 485 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,559 Yeah! Semper fucking fee. 486 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,359 - Fi. - Fi. Fi, right. 487 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,359 All hostages recovered unharmed. 488 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,720 - Only one injury. - Detail on that injury? 489 00:23:10,799 --> 00:23:13,559 A Marine sergeant, 2nd recon battalion, 490 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,559 stray ordnance, he lost a leg. 491 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,240 Uh... wait, wait. 492 00:23:17,319 --> 00:23:20,680 You mean one of our Marines lost a leg? 493 00:23:20,759 --> 00:23:22,759 Yes, ma'am. His left leg, ma'am. 494 00:23:22,839 --> 00:23:25,039 Um... 495 00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:26,559 the entire leg? 496 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,759 I believe he lost from above the knee. 497 00:23:28,839 --> 00:23:32,240 Oh, so they were able to... 498 00:23:32,319 --> 00:23:36,920 - Just salvage his foot? - No, I believe he lost from above-- 499 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,400 he basically doesn't have a leg from above the knee down. 500 00:23:41,279 --> 00:23:43,759 - Was he part of the operation? - Yes. 501 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:48,799 -He was due for rotation out on the 8th. - Oh, on the eighth. 502 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,039 Huh. Okay. 503 00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:53,680 Is he-- ahem, is he in a lot of pain? 504 00:23:53,759 --> 00:23:56,759 Oh, no, ma'am. He's in an induced coma. 505 00:23:56,839 --> 00:23:59,519 But I suppose when he wakes up... 506 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,920 I need to get some air. Excuse me. 507 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,839 - Congratulations again, ma'am. - Thanks a million. 508 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,440 ( applause ) 509 00:24:10,519 --> 00:24:13,640 - Congratulations, ma'am. - Thank you. 510 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,960 - I lost a man his leg, Mike. - So good. So good. 511 00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,319 No, no, no. I lost a man his leg, Mike. 512 00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:22,799 Thanks. Thanks, guys. 513 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,680 Thank you. 514 00:24:25,759 --> 00:24:29,079 Ma'am, I just want to say consummate performance. 515 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:33,039 Not only did you rescue the hostages, but you annihilated Sue. 516 00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:35,759 You picked the operation date to blow her appearance off the map. 517 00:24:36,079 --> 00:24:38,039 I mean, genius play, ma'am. Genius. 518 00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:40,279 I call that overshadowboxing. 519 00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:42,000 You know what, Dan? 520 00:24:42,079 --> 00:24:45,480 The problem with being so close to somebody's ear all the time 521 00:24:45,559 --> 00:24:48,640 is that you begin to think that you can see inside their head, 522 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,319 but you can't, Dan. You can't. 523 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,640 - Do you understand that? - Understood, ma'am. 524 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,279 -Hey, ma'am. - Yes? 525 00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,359 Can I get you a cinnamon mocha or something? 526 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,240 Yeah, let me get that for you. 527 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,160 End of an era, buddy. 528 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,240 End of an era. 529 00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:13,240 - I lost a man his leg. - Please stop saying that, ma'am. 530 00:25:13,319 --> 00:25:15,119 He'll bounce back. I got a feeling. 531 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,839 The vice president sometimes has to do bad things to make good things happen. 532 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:22,720 The leg is just the price of admission to the place you wanted to be. 533 00:25:22,799 --> 00:25:25,240 Well, maybe we could invite him to the White House. 534 00:25:25,319 --> 00:25:28,079 You know, once he's back up on his-- 535 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,440 Sure, we'll roll out the ramps. 536 00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:36,759 Ma'am, some of the prosthetic legs they have these days 537 00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:38,359 are as good as real legs. 538 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,759 I guarantee you they're better than my shitty legs. 539 00:25:40,839 --> 00:25:44,160 I hate my legs. In fact, if I had the choice... 540 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,440 Huh? 541 00:25:48,519 --> 00:25:51,319 Never mind. I'm gonna go. 542 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,119 Hey, ma'am. How would you like 543 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,400 a nice little almond croissant? 544 00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,720 - Oh, yeah. I would love that. - Okay. Okay. 545 00:26:00,799 --> 00:26:04,720 Can you make it a big one so you can stuff me inside of it 546 00:26:04,799 --> 00:26:07,920 - and smuggle me out of here? - Of course I can. 547 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,720 There might be a little raspberry surprise in them. 548 00:26:10,799 --> 00:26:13,759 Okay. Thank you. 549 00:26:13,839 --> 00:26:15,559 My pleasure. 550 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,400 English Master Template www.sdimedia.com