1 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,119 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:19,719 --> 00:00:22,160 What rhymes with majority? Nothing. 3 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:25,199 Come on, you still working on that funny song about the new Speaker? 4 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:27,839 - Give it a break. - Oh, priority. 5 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,640 And authority. Sorority. 6 00:00:29,719 --> 00:00:32,640 Oh, my God, there's a million words that rhyme with it. 7 00:00:32,719 --> 00:00:35,560 Oh, no. No, no, no! Gah! Look where Jonah's coming from. 8 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,960 Oh, that grin, the keys. Oh, God. 9 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:39,799 He's been given West Exec parking. 10 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:42,039 Yeah, the holy grail of parking. 11 00:00:42,119 --> 00:00:45,320 Good morning, gentlemen. What a delightful day. 12 00:00:45,399 --> 00:00:47,719 I was gonna walk to work, but then... 13 00:00:47,799 --> 00:00:50,679 - You got West Exec? - It's just a parking spot, Dan. 14 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:54,439 To be jealous of that, you'd have to be a shallow kind of... 15 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:57,320 I don't know, dick, I guess. 16 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,719 ( sirens blaring ) 17 00:01:01,799 --> 00:01:04,239 This is the situation room, during the hostage mission. 18 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:07,760 - Need to approve a photo for release. - Okay. Let's see. 19 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:13,200 Oh, my God. Look at Ben. Look at the size of his coffee mug. 20 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,760 Jeez, you could hide a baby in that thing. 21 00:01:16,599 --> 00:01:19,599 - Ooh, I look nice, though, huh? - Gary: Yeah, you do. 22 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,560 You look concerned, but steely. 23 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:23,840 - Yeah. - Like a lady soldier. 24 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:28,599 There are not gonna be any veterans at this teen prayer breakfast, are there? 25 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:30,560 No, ma'am. No missing legs. 26 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,319 Okay, here's all the details of the youth leaders 27 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,799 - that you're gonna be meeting. - Oh, man. 28 00:01:34,878 --> 00:01:39,200 -Who the hell is religious as a teen? - I was. 29 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:42,319 I mean, smoke some weed, for Christ's sake, right? 30 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,239 Oh, God, look at the president. 31 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:46,158 - Jeez, he looks so-- - He looks jowly. 32 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:48,439 Ah, look at those cheeks. 33 00:01:48,519 --> 00:01:51,640 It's like two little clutch bags attached to his face. 34 00:01:51,719 --> 00:01:55,359 With the bags. It's always bags with you. Got to get out of the bag zone. 35 00:01:55,439 --> 00:01:56,840 Come on, Gary. 36 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,560 - Sir. - Gentlemen. 37 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,040 Very excited about this new demographics study you're planning. 38 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:03,719 You should be. Dream Metric will reveal 39 00:02:03,799 --> 00:02:05,359 the electoral battleground as it truly is. 40 00:02:05,439 --> 00:02:07,400 It's comparable to the invention of the microscope. 41 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,919 Would it be okay if I showed you some ideas I have regarding strategy? 42 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,400 - No time, Mr. Egan. - Flash based, I put them on YouTube. 43 00:02:12,478 --> 00:02:14,478 I just said I had no time. 44 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:18,639 -We're all being hit by deadlines. -They can swing around and smack you. 45 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:23,079 You sail, Mike? Have a boat? 46 00:02:23,159 --> 00:02:26,159 - Uh, yes, sir. An '87 Gulfstar 50. - Great cruiser. 47 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:30,199 Nothing fancy, but she's OK. Like a cast-iron skillet or Kevin Bacon. 48 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,319 ( laughs ) I've got a Lagoon 380. 49 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,960 Mike: Catamaran? That's real man's sailing. 50 00:02:35,039 --> 00:02:37,719 Leaning out in the tack, your big man balls dipping in the salty sea. 51 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,400 You're right there, my friend, yeah. 52 00:02:39,478 --> 00:02:41,800 I have no children and I wish for none, 53 00:02:41,879 --> 00:02:44,159 but she's my family. 54 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:47,400 You know, I once went powerboating on Lake Erie. 55 00:02:47,478 --> 00:02:48,759 Amazing rush. 56 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:51,560 I need to go. 57 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,759 You don't talk powerboating to us sailors, Dan. 58 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,120 What's the fucking difference? 59 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,000 Hey. Veep in? 60 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:06,280 - No. - Dan: You have time to just sit there? 61 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,039 You've already bugged the shit out of everyone else in the building? 62 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:11,599 I'm sorry, what? Say that again. 63 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:14,719 Jonah, out. Or else I'll see if my pepper spray works. 64 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,639 - Morning, guys. - Morning. 65 00:03:18,439 --> 00:03:20,079 13,000. No, 14,500. 66 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:24,400 Is this the amount of times you've admired yourself in the mirror today? 67 00:03:24,478 --> 00:03:26,000 No, I'm guessing that's the difference in salary 68 00:03:26,079 --> 00:03:28,319 between this job and the one that you just interviewed for. 69 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,000 - You think I had a job interview? - I know you had a job interview. 70 00:03:31,079 --> 00:03:33,719 - How, Sherlock? - Simple makeup, higher neckline. 71 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,079 Flats don't go with that dress, which means you have heels in your bag. 72 00:03:36,159 --> 00:03:38,159 Coffee from corner bakery implying you were at 73 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:41,240 - one of the lobbying shops on 18th. - I love this stuff. 74 00:03:41,319 --> 00:03:42,960 That and somebody called your extension 75 00:03:43,039 --> 00:03:46,159 -to make sure you had the right address. - ( scoffs ) ( phones ringing ) 76 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:50,400 Is Danny Chung gonna be performing tonight? What's he gonna be doing? 77 00:03:50,478 --> 00:03:52,560 I think he'll be pulling Bon Jovi out of a burning tank 78 00:03:52,639 --> 00:03:54,478 in case we all forgot what a fucking war hero he is. 79 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,840 - Yeah. - No, we have no official comment. 80 00:03:56,918 --> 00:03:58,400 No, that is not a non-comment. 81 00:03:58,478 --> 00:04:00,240 - We're just not commenting. - What? 82 00:04:00,319 --> 00:04:02,199 - How did this photo get out there? - What? 83 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:05,680 Can we delete it off the Internet, then? No, I don't know what I'm talking about. 84 00:04:05,759 --> 00:04:09,280 - What? What's going on here? - The White House released this picture. 85 00:04:11,199 --> 00:04:15,560 What? No, no. This isn't-- Amy, this isn't the photo that we approved. 86 00:04:15,639 --> 00:04:17,360 - No. - Look at this. 87 00:04:17,439 --> 00:04:20,079 It looks like I'm tweeting when a guy loses his leg. 88 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,680 Yeah, it does, ma'am. 89 00:04:22,439 --> 00:04:23,920 This is Kent's doing. 90 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,560 He's trying to screw me. I'm gonna go stab him. I'm stabbing him. 91 00:04:28,759 --> 00:04:31,720 - Yeah, from this point. It's unprec-- - All right, get out. 92 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,680 Get out. You, too, Amy. 93 00:04:33,759 --> 00:04:37,800 - I don't want any witnesses in here. - I'll start running the acid bath. 94 00:04:37,879 --> 00:04:39,279 - This is the photograph? - No, 95 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,720 if you think this sweater goes with the dress. 96 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:46,079 Look, the other photos caught POTUS at a bad angle. 97 00:04:46,159 --> 00:04:52,879 - Vis-a-vis jowls. It's a bad look. - That's how he looks. That's his face. 98 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:55,720 Why didn't you just take the good one of me, Photoshop it in? 99 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:58,959 I can't airbrush history, ma'am. I'm not Joseph Stalin. 100 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:02,360 No, that's true. You're not. You don't have a tenth of his charm. 101 00:05:02,439 --> 00:05:06,480 ( sighs ) Okay, I'm just gonna go work on my Jim Marwood song. 102 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:09,600 Uh, we're in budget talks, reaching across the aisle. 103 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,600 POTUS does not want the Speaker mocked. 104 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:14,319 Oh, so now I have to have Dan and Mike, 105 00:05:14,399 --> 00:05:17,279 Rodgers and Hammershit, come up with a new song in an afternoon? 106 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,959 We can laugh at ourselves. 107 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:21,199 Maybe you should do a funny bit about the photograph. 108 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:24,000 - Own the situation. - Own this. 109 00:05:24,079 --> 00:05:26,519 - She was multitasking. - You need to get off the phone. 110 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,959 It's a thing women can do, like smelling nice and wrapping gifts. 111 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,439 - Okay. - Bye, Tom. 112 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:33,319 Were you on top of this or what? 113 00:05:33,399 --> 00:05:37,199 We were writing youth culture references in a funny song about the Speaker. 114 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:40,199 ( mocking gibberish ) 115 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:42,079 I don't even know what you just said. 116 00:05:42,159 --> 00:05:44,480 What are you laughing about, Jolly Green Jizzface? 117 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,040 - I was-- sorry, ma'am. - God damn, why are you even here? 118 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:48,800 Oh, I came here to tell you that you're a meme, ma'am. 119 00:05:48,879 --> 00:05:50,920 I'm a meme ma'am? What are you talking about? Speak English, boy. 120 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,839 A meme, an Internet phenomenon. 121 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:58,639 Yes. There are Photoshopped versions of this springing up all over Twitter. 122 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,040 You at the Declaration of Independence... 123 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,279 with Mary Magdalene at the crucifixion, 124 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,399 the 2004 tsunami. 125 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:08,680 If there was a tsunami, you'd be be checking the weather. 126 00:06:08,759 --> 00:06:12,800 You know what? I don't need you to talk. How do we stop this meme ma'am shit? 127 00:06:12,879 --> 00:06:15,000 No, it's just a meme, ma'am. Not a meme ma'am. 128 00:06:15,079 --> 00:06:17,439 And usually they flame out after about 48 hours, 129 00:06:17,519 --> 00:06:21,120 but sometimes they blow up and become a super meme like Downfall or Gangnam. 130 00:06:21,199 --> 00:06:22,639 - Gary: I love Gangnam. - What did I just say? 131 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:24,879 Jonah: If it gets on Reddit or Tumblr, that can happen. 132 00:06:24,959 --> 00:06:27,720 Yeah, okay. You've got to get out of here, okay? 133 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,759 Take all these meaningless syllables with you and just get out. 134 00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:33,399 Yes, absolutely, ma'am. Oh, and I will see you at the dinner tonight. 135 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,079 Oh, my God, yeah. 136 00:06:35,159 --> 00:06:38,079 Okay, yeah, that's a cherry on top of this whole turd cake. 137 00:06:38,639 --> 00:06:41,519 Ooh, your leg. Could you put--? Fix your leg so I can see your whole leg. 138 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,399 Fix it. Yeah. Okay. 139 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:47,800 POTUS said we can't do the song about the Speaker at the Vic Allen dinner. 140 00:06:47,879 --> 00:06:49,439 - The Speaker song is cut? - Yeah. 141 00:06:49,519 --> 00:06:51,439 - It was hilarious. - It was not that hilarious. 142 00:06:51,519 --> 00:06:54,560 You're out of your head. That would have made people piss in their pants. 143 00:06:54,639 --> 00:06:57,319 Hey, hey, hey! 144 00:06:57,399 --> 00:06:58,839 Let's do a new song about Kent. 145 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,399 - Kent? - Mm-hmm. 146 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:04,160 - You think? - He said to make fun of ourselves. 147 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:07,319 I kind of like that. ( laughs ) I do, I kind of like that. 148 00:07:07,399 --> 00:07:10,000 All right, we'll do it. I have no problem with that. Let's go. 149 00:07:10,079 --> 00:07:11,920 That's what we're gonna do. Let's go. 150 00:07:13,079 --> 00:07:15,879 Just stop the filibuster, buster. 151 00:07:15,959 --> 00:07:17,639 - That's good. - That's not a rhyme. 152 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,480 You're just matching a word with the same word. 153 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,360 Just write it down, Dan. I'm in a zone. 154 00:07:22,439 --> 00:07:25,439 Comedy songs are the mark of a douchebag. 155 00:07:25,519 --> 00:07:29,920 You're wrong. You know why? Three words-- Weird Al Yankovic. 156 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,680 Shit Al Yankoshit. 157 00:07:31,759 --> 00:07:33,279 You shut your mouth, okay? 158 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,639 Just-- protect the endangered goose, Bruce. 159 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:39,639 These are all great. A parody song of "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover." 160 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,959 - Great idea. - If the first one bombs, 161 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,560 people are gonna be sitting out there thinking, 162 00:07:43,639 --> 00:07:46,040 "Shit the bed, we got 49 more of these to go." 163 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:48,279 Help the oil lobby, Bobby. That's a good one. 164 00:07:48,879 --> 00:07:50,319 Let's follow Jonah. 165 00:07:50,399 --> 00:07:52,439 That is so childish. 166 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:55,839 Mike: Why are we doing this? 167 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,879 Because it's pointless, like everything else that we do. 168 00:07:58,959 --> 00:08:01,000 You still pissed you can't get in with Kent? 169 00:08:01,079 --> 00:08:02,759 Nobody can. He's half robot, half robot. 170 00:08:02,839 --> 00:08:05,360 - He's a robot. - Yeah, that's the challenge, Mike. 171 00:08:05,439 --> 00:08:07,279 In college all the girls liked me. 172 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,959 There was this one girl, smart, who had no interest in me. 173 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,600 She wasn't gay either. I checked. 174 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:16,879 -It became my mission to sleep with her. - And did you? 175 00:08:18,639 --> 00:08:20,439 No. 176 00:08:20,519 --> 00:08:23,240 And that failure has haunted me to this very day. 177 00:08:23,319 --> 00:08:25,279 I have a similar story, but the other way around. 178 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:29,319 In college there was only one girl that was interested in me. 179 00:08:29,399 --> 00:08:32,720 And it turns out she was actually a lesbian. 180 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,120 Amy: Everyone is a little off. 181 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:42,399 Dan is bored. Sue is looking for another job. 182 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,879 - What? Really? - And the stuff you're saying to Gary... 183 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:51,279 What? Gary's not happy with me? What? 184 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,919 Because he'd be happy if I shot him in the face. 185 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,279 He would be. I've actually thought about it. 186 00:08:56,360 --> 00:09:00,120 He feels since he got that girlfriend Dana, you've been weird with him. 187 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,200 Okay, can you please-- can you please not-- 188 00:09:02,279 --> 00:09:04,320 See? That is another thing. The leg. 189 00:09:04,399 --> 00:09:06,720 Well, he did lose a whole leg. 190 00:09:06,799 --> 00:09:09,799 That's like half of what he should have, right? 191 00:09:09,879 --> 00:09:13,039 I'm fine. Look, I can handle this whole thing. 192 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,759 I can. Sue. 193 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:19,440 You're valued here. If there's anything we could do to make you want to stay... 194 00:09:19,519 --> 00:09:21,480 - More money. - I'm on it. Welcome back. 195 00:09:21,559 --> 00:09:23,000 Honored to serve. 196 00:09:23,679 --> 00:09:25,799 Just bought Sue for a dollar. Who's next? 197 00:09:25,879 --> 00:09:28,240 - Gary. - I'll talk to Gary. 198 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:32,000 How about doing that outside of the office? Invite him to dinner maybe. 199 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:36,200 Wow. I've never eaten with Gary before. 200 00:09:36,279 --> 00:09:38,200 I've eaten next to him, but... 201 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:41,840 Okay, yeah. I can do that. 202 00:09:41,919 --> 00:09:44,720 - Good morning, Jonad. - You're pathetic. 203 00:09:44,799 --> 00:09:47,679 - Jonuts! - Come at me when you get an office. 204 00:09:47,759 --> 00:09:50,720 - Everyone hates him. - Yeah, but we hated him first. 205 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,120 We hated him long before it was even fashionable to hate him. 206 00:09:56,279 --> 00:09:57,879 Mike: This is like a wildlife documentary. 207 00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,759 Jonah in his natural habitat. He might defecate in a bush. 208 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:07,440 - What is this? - I don't know. 209 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:10,080 - Jonah. Busy? - Hey! No. 210 00:10:10,159 --> 00:10:13,080 I just had to get some of these binder clips. 211 00:10:13,159 --> 00:10:15,399 - Oh. - From another building, huh? 212 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:17,159 Yeah, we ran out at the White House. 213 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,080 Isn't there a guy, though, that can get that for you? 214 00:10:19,159 --> 00:10:22,120 - Yeah, you'd think there would be. - Yeah, but he's-- he's off sick. 215 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,120 - Who is? - Steve. 216 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,799 What's poor old Steve come down with? 217 00:10:25,879 --> 00:10:28,480 - He has diabetes. - Oh, wow. That's a big one. 218 00:10:28,559 --> 00:10:30,159 - What type? - Two. 219 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:35,080 - What are the symptoms of two again? - Oh, he's just feeling bad. 220 00:10:35,159 --> 00:10:37,879 He's-- you know, he's sugary. 221 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,080 - Yeah. - Or he's not sugary enough. 222 00:10:40,159 --> 00:10:41,600 - Right. - Yeah. 223 00:10:41,679 --> 00:10:43,440 Are there any other symptoms? 224 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:47,120 Yeah, he's got fat wrists. You know? 225 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,960 Yeah. You getting freezed out by Kent? 226 00:10:50,039 --> 00:10:52,399 We've been watching you, Jonah. You're obsolete. 227 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,559 You're like an old VCR, but with a bigger mouth. 228 00:10:54,639 --> 00:10:56,320 - You guys have been following me? - Yeah. 229 00:10:56,399 --> 00:11:00,080 You've been following me like Nancy Drew and his butt-sniffing dog 230 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:04,120 -and I'm the one that has nothing to do? - Cool the honey, bro. We're very busy. 231 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:07,080 - We're writing a comical song. - Shut up, Mike. 232 00:11:07,159 --> 00:11:09,840 Well, I might have nothing to do, gentlemen, 233 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,600 but at least when I'm crying about it, 234 00:11:12,679 --> 00:11:15,360 I am crying about it in my car 235 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,039 in West Wing Exec parking. 236 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:21,080 - ( sirens blaring ) - ? 50 ways to win in Denver ? 237 00:11:21,159 --> 00:11:22,840 ? La-lum. ? 238 00:11:22,919 --> 00:11:27,279 Thanks again for inviting me to dinner. It's an honor. 239 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,559 I actually wrote it in my diary and stared at it for a full five minutes. 240 00:11:30,639 --> 00:11:33,639 - ? My treat for you... ? - ( laughs ) 241 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:37,919 ? Would you set it all up, please ? ? And check the menu, too? ? 242 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,879 ? Of course. ? 243 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:44,120 ? I actually really do mean that. Figure out the restaurant and everything. ? 244 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,960 Okay. Okay. 245 00:11:47,799 --> 00:11:49,799 - Um, do you-- - ? Yes, Gary? ? 246 00:11:49,879 --> 00:11:51,879 - ? What is it? ? - ( laughs ) 247 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:55,000 ? Can Dana come along? ? 248 00:11:56,559 --> 00:11:58,879 - Oh, really? - No. 249 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,600 That was a bad idea. It's okay if she can't. 250 00:12:03,279 --> 00:12:05,159 Um, no, it's good. Fine. 251 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:08,799 ( laughs ) You are gonna love her. 252 00:12:08,879 --> 00:12:11,759 - She's a total gal's gal. - Oh, I can't wait. 253 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,720 - She says this one thing-- - Can you get me my throat spray? 254 00:12:14,799 --> 00:12:19,720 - Sure. - ? Mi fa so la ti do. ?( he sings too) 255 00:12:19,799 --> 00:12:23,039 ? No, no, no, don't sing it with me. That fucks me up. ? 256 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,039 ( music playing ) 257 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,200 - Jim. - Madam Vice President. 258 00:12:31,279 --> 00:12:33,320 I always feel like I should curtsy, 259 00:12:33,399 --> 00:12:35,559 and then I remember that doesn't make sense. 260 00:12:35,639 --> 00:12:38,399 No, it certainly does not. 261 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,519 You know Amy Brookheimer, my chief of staff. 262 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,080 Mr. Speaker. It's nice to see you again. 263 00:12:42,399 --> 00:12:45,600 Amy. Now, am I getting older or are you getting younger? 264 00:12:45,679 --> 00:12:48,120 We're both getting older. 265 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,720 That's the third option, of course. That's great stuff. 266 00:12:51,799 --> 00:12:54,759 I understand there's gonna be a bit of a joke truce tonight. 267 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,159 A cessation of hostilities. 268 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,879 Absolutely. There will be no jokes from me. 269 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,279 I'm not going to mention the photograph. 270 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:06,879 Were you Internet shopping? ( laughs ) I'm joking. 271 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,399 - Or rather, I'm not. There we are. - Okay. 272 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,120 - I was at that same prayer breakfast. - Oh, were you? 273 00:13:17,039 --> 00:13:18,559 - Aren't they great kids? - They're great. 274 00:13:18,639 --> 00:13:20,799 And they seemed excited as young voters 275 00:13:20,879 --> 00:13:23,879 about the possibility of a veteran becoming president. 276 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,679 - Not necessarily me. - Okay. 277 00:13:26,759 --> 00:13:29,919 They seemed excited about the possibility of a woman president. 278 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,799 Not necessarily you. ( laughs ) 279 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:36,879 Well, my enhanced foreign policy role will serve me well. 280 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,000 It is good to be on top of international relations. 281 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,120 - Sure. - So there are fewer opportunities 282 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,200 for guys like me to risk our lives. 283 00:13:43,279 --> 00:13:44,840 Oh, absolutely. Absolutely, yeah. 284 00:13:44,919 --> 00:13:47,480 - And limbs. - Uh-huh. 285 00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:50,799 Are you not finishing this? I'm gonna take it. Okay. 286 00:13:50,879 --> 00:13:52,840 Amy, you should stop eating so much. 287 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:57,200 What the fuck are you talking about? 288 00:13:57,279 --> 00:13:58,960 You're stress eating. 289 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,799 I'm not. I'm having dessert. 290 00:14:00,879 --> 00:14:03,559 I think you're letting the pressures of the office get to you. 291 00:14:03,639 --> 00:14:06,200 You barely have a life outside. You don't go to the gym, movies. 292 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:09,120 - You're barely at home. - That's true. 293 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:12,840 I mean, I hope I don't have a cat because that poor fucker's dead. 294 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:15,039 - ( chuckles ) - You need to date, Amy. 295 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,639 Find yourself a political nerd who also showers. 296 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,720 I'm just saying I'm looking out for you. 297 00:14:19,799 --> 00:14:23,360 I wouldn't want you to become a fat, neurotic freak. Speaking as a friend. 298 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,039 We have a lot of special performances tonight 299 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,399 - and a lot of fun ahead. - Danny Chung. 300 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:34,679 So he pulled a guy from a tank. You saved four guys from captivity. 301 00:14:34,759 --> 00:14:36,840 Yeah, and they weren't burnt, by the way. 302 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:39,799 Chung's guy had a face like a Christmas ham. 303 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,600 Emcee: Governor Danny Chung! 304 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,080 - ( applause ) - Thank you. 305 00:14:45,159 --> 00:14:46,559 All right, thank you. 306 00:14:46,639 --> 00:14:49,879 You know, this administration has faced many challenges. 307 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:54,120 But until now, nobody's thrown down 308 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,799 a beatbox challenge. 309 00:14:56,799 --> 00:14:58,559 - ( laughter ) - ( beatboxing ) 310 00:15:02,879 --> 00:15:05,559 ( cheering, rhythmic clapping ) 311 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,240 That isn't impressive at all. 312 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,679 - He's just spitting, right? - Yeah. 313 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,559 L-l-ladies and gentlemen, M-m-m-m-minnesota's in the house. 314 00:15:16,639 --> 00:15:18,399 ( cheering ) 315 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,720 I said, "Well, was it money or sex?" 316 00:15:20,799 --> 00:15:23,000 And he said, "No, the guy from Fox News 317 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,240 is the only one who stopped and asked for directions." 318 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:28,200 ( laughter ) Thank you. 319 00:15:28,279 --> 00:15:31,720 To be serious for just a moment, 320 00:15:31,799 --> 00:15:35,840 I think we need to give a big round of applause 321 00:15:35,919 --> 00:15:39,240 to the vice president for the part that she played 322 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:41,039 in setting free those young guys 323 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:44,039 who had been held against their will for so long. 324 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,200 Madam Vice President, thank you. 325 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,919 - ( applause ) - Thank you. 326 00:15:49,159 --> 00:15:54,559 Of course, all she had to do was unlock her bedroom door, but thanks anyway. 327 00:15:54,639 --> 00:15:56,879 Well, at least she didn't look down her nose at 'em. 328 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,799 You know, when they're looking for the thing. 329 00:15:58,879 --> 00:16:00,480 You know, but thank you. Okay. Okay. 330 00:16:01,399 --> 00:16:03,440 Thank you so much for listening to me. 331 00:16:03,519 --> 00:16:07,039 - I need a joke. I need a joke. - Thank you. Good night. 332 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:11,440 - ( applause ) - Thank you. Jim Marwood! ( cheering ) 333 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,840 - Mate? - Meat. No, mute. Mute. 334 00:16:15,919 --> 00:16:17,600 Mute. Here. 335 00:16:17,679 --> 00:16:20,720 Marwood, what are we gonna do with you? ( applause ) 336 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,639 I'll tell you, that's one speaker I'd like to put on mute. 337 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,240 ( Mike laughs ) 338 00:16:28,759 --> 00:16:34,080 Okay, well, I'm gonna give this a shot. Keep in mind that I'm not Selina Dion. 339 00:16:35,639 --> 00:16:39,480 - You know what? Let's hit it, boys. - ( music playing ) 340 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:46,240 ? The problem is all inside your head ? 341 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,399 ? Kent said to me ? 342 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:52,279 ? The answer is easy if you take it logically ? 343 00:16:53,159 --> 00:16:57,159 ? If you analyze elections, it's called psephology ? 344 00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:00,879 ? Kent says there's 50 ways to win in Denver... ? 345 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:06,519 ( laughter ) ? Kent says there's 50 ways To win in Denver ? 346 00:17:06,598 --> 00:17:09,440 ? You just say you'll cut tax, Max ? 347 00:17:09,519 --> 00:17:11,680 ? Don't be elite, Pete ? 348 00:17:11,759 --> 00:17:13,118 ? Kiss a fat baby, Abie ? 349 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,200 ? Set yourself free ? 350 00:17:16,279 --> 00:17:18,400 ? Don't be European, Ian ? 351 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,079 ? Say screw France, Lance ? 352 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,240 ? Maybe the Germans, Herman ? 353 00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:25,799 ? The Dutch, the Swedes ? 354 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,279 ? Subsidize a bus, Gus ? 355 00:17:28,358 --> 00:17:30,559 ? Don't be pro-choice, Joyce ? 356 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,200 ? Not too much sex, Rex ? 357 00:17:33,279 --> 00:17:35,480 ? Take it from me ? 358 00:17:35,559 --> 00:17:37,880 ? Make a pie chart, Art ? 359 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,119 ? Analyze the facts, Max ? 360 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,799 - ? Don't live in a palace, Alice... ? - This is imbecilic. 361 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:46,720 - You're right. It's asinine. - No, keep smiling, Mr. Ryan. 362 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:49,359 I'm smiling falsely. So should you. 363 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:53,279 ? Don't mention Israel, Catherine. ? 364 00:17:53,359 --> 00:17:55,519 ( cheering ) 365 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:02,920 - Selina: Good morning! - ( cheering ) 366 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,200 You should cut an album. 367 00:18:06,279 --> 00:18:08,200 - Oh, can you imagine? - Amy: You killed it. 368 00:18:08,279 --> 00:18:11,079 You killed better than Chung killed and he's actually killed. 369 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,559 I had to pretend not to like it to Kent while pretending to like it 370 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:18,519 like he was pretending to like it, but he didn't like it and I really liked it. 371 00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:20,119 Oh, hello, sir. 372 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,200 Ma'am, your song last night made my lips curl. 373 00:18:23,279 --> 00:18:24,880 - Uh... ( laughs ) - Upwards. 374 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,000 I have a small favor to ask. 375 00:18:27,079 --> 00:18:28,920 Okay, sure. What can I do you for? 376 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,559 My Dream Metric demographic program is about to launch 377 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:34,680 and I would like to borrow a member of your team for two weeks. 378 00:18:34,759 --> 00:18:38,359 - Oh, you want Dan? - No, I want Mike. 379 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,839 Uh, no, you don't want me, sir. You do want Dan. 380 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,519 - He's great. - I've got a big bounce coming on. 381 00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,160 I'm like you. 382 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:47,160 Selina: No, uh-uh, you can't take Mike. He's my director of communications. 383 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,240 You can't have him. 384 00:18:50,559 --> 00:18:53,559 POTUS's European visit, the Helsinki agreement-- 385 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,839 - Yeah? - He can no longer make it. 386 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,960 Debt ceiling talks are on the verge of collapse, 387 00:18:59,039 --> 00:19:00,720 so he needs someone to go in his place. 388 00:19:00,799 --> 00:19:02,680 Now either that's the Secretary of State or... 389 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:11,359 Mike, on second thought, 390 00:19:12,599 --> 00:19:15,759 - I think that this whole Dream... - Metric. 391 00:19:15,839 --> 00:19:19,519 Dream Metric thing sounds kind of fantastic. 392 00:19:19,599 --> 00:19:22,160 - Don't you think? - Yes, ma'am. 393 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:23,799 Comes from POTUS, so... 394 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:27,359 I'll see you down the hallway in 15 minutes. I'll pipe you aboard. 395 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,400 Ma'am, enjoy your trip to Europe. 396 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:33,759 - Thank you. - Jonah will be making the trip as well. 397 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,160 Uh, wait. What are you talking about? 398 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:40,359 You're taking my director of communications and giving me Jonah? 399 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,839 This comes from POTUS. 400 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:47,839 Ma'am. Ma'am, please don't let him take me. I don't want to go to numbers camp. 401 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,759 - I can't help you. Just let go. - Please. 402 00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:51,440 Let go of me, all right? 403 00:19:51,519 --> 00:19:54,920 - Obviously you made an impression. - I don't make impressions, ma'am. 404 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,960 I've literally lived with people who insist I was never there. 405 00:19:58,039 --> 00:20:02,039 You give no press briefings. Understood? I become Mike, you become an ugly me. 406 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:03,920 Cool. I'll handle new media. 407 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,759 Ma'am, I'm gonna get you major online traction. 408 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,720 Reddit, Tumblr, boom. 409 00:20:08,799 --> 00:20:11,279 Whatever. Just don't use my bathroom on Air Force Two. 410 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:13,640 - There's another bathroom? - Europe! 411 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,519 - Oh, mon dieu. - Yeah, I know. It's gonna be fun. 412 00:20:15,599 --> 00:20:17,480 - Really, really fun. - It'll be really fun. 413 00:20:17,559 --> 00:20:20,839 I'm so sorry, I don't think we're gonna be able to do the dinner with Dana. 414 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,839 Oh, we can bring it forward to lunch. Let's do that. 415 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,119 - Oh. Uh... - Yeah? Yeah? 416 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,160 - Oh. Yeah. Okay. - Yeah? Yeah? Okay. 417 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:35,880 So cut to I'd set up a business importing pecorino cheese. 418 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,400 Are you familiar with that brand of cheese? 419 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,519 - Uh, I think-- - It's like parmesan, but different. 420 00:20:40,599 --> 00:20:43,920 What's the word that you use to describe... 421 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,759 - A duskiness. - A duskiness. 422 00:20:46,839 --> 00:20:50,559 Isn't that great? Would you ever describe a cheese as dusky? 423 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,759 Not in a million years, no. I wouldn't do that. 424 00:20:53,839 --> 00:20:57,200 But so-- so you import parmesan? 425 00:20:57,279 --> 00:20:59,480 - Pecorino. - I'm sorry, the pecorino. 426 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,519 They're direct from Tuscany, so that means it comes in through Florence. 427 00:21:02,599 --> 00:21:06,000 If I were to use a Sicilian supplier, which I wouldn't, 428 00:21:06,079 --> 00:21:08,799 - my overheads would double. - And they would have made her an offer 429 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,880 that she couldn't refuse. 430 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,440 The mafia involvement in the dairy industry is minimal. 431 00:21:13,519 --> 00:21:17,359 - I didn't mean to be flippant. - In "The Godfather," no cheese. 432 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,880 - Yeah, you're right. - You know I'm right. 433 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:24,319 That's her catchphrase. She got you. You got to be so careful. 434 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:28,440 Okay. So, Gary. - Yeah? 435 00:21:28,519 --> 00:21:32,880 This lunch is about me saying that I value you. 436 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,960 I cannot tell you, we are so happy to hear you say that-- 437 00:21:36,039 --> 00:21:38,920 - If you could just... - Ahem. 438 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,839 And I want to say thank you 439 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:46,240 - for all that you do for me. - Aw, that's so nice. 440 00:21:46,319 --> 00:21:49,359 And I got you a little gift. 441 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,480 - No! - Yes, I did. 442 00:21:51,559 --> 00:21:53,640 Oh, that's so nice. 443 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:57,279 Look at this. A new Leviathan. 444 00:21:58,039 --> 00:22:02,839 A Lev-- a new Leviathan! Isn't that great? 445 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:06,039 Does it have the same layout, honey? It took you long to learn the other one. 446 00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:08,480 No, it's fine. I can learn a new layout. It's fine. 447 00:22:08,559 --> 00:22:10,079 You wish that I had gotten you a different kind? 448 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,839 No, no, no, no. I love it. 449 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,200 ? I love my new bag! ? 450 00:22:17,319 --> 00:22:20,359 I can just sew some new pockets in. That's okay. 451 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,480 - 'Cause it's a symbol. - Yeah. 452 00:22:22,559 --> 00:22:24,119 - It's for you. - Mm-hmm. 453 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,880 - ( phone vibrating ) - Is that for me? 454 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,519 Oh, yeah. That's for you. It's Amy. 455 00:22:28,559 --> 00:22:30,759 - Hey, what's up? - The song has gotten negative traction. 456 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,079 - "References to Europe"-- - I'm putting you on speaker. 457 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,599 "References to Europe in an ill-conceived song 458 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,319 performed by VP Selina Meyer have sparked outrage 459 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,279 - in parts of the continent." - What's the problem? 460 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,319 The lyrics "don't be European, Ian," 461 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,440 "say screw France, Lance"-- that whole bit. 462 00:22:45,519 --> 00:22:47,400 I'm sending the alert links to your iPad. 463 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:50,559 Excuse me, Gary. Can I have my iPad? 464 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,599 - Do you have that? - Here you go. Sorry. 465 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,759 While you're getting to know your own mind, 466 00:22:56,839 --> 00:23:00,519 I'm getting to know the rest of you. And Mama likes. 467 00:23:00,599 --> 00:23:02,079 - Excuse me. - Mama like it. 468 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:06,160 I'm so sorry. Excuse me, for a second. I don't know what my password is. 469 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:08,480 - It's 4G. You don't need a Wi-Fi. - But the signals are all here. 470 00:23:08,559 --> 00:23:13,119 You got to shut the Wi-Fi off. That forces it into 4G. You know I'm right. 471 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,319 - Okay, let's not do that. - I'm not sure how to do that. 472 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:18,440 - No, no, no. That's confidential. - I won't touch anything. 473 00:23:18,519 --> 00:23:20,359 Oops, I just started a war with Iran. 474 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,319 - Joke. - That's not even remotely funny. 475 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,119 - That's just one of my classic jokes. - Can you.... 476 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,640 - Calamari and zucchini? - Oh, that would be for Gary here. 477 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,079 - Okay, here you go. - And maybe some olives? 478 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,519 - Oh, no, no, no, no! - Get out! 479 00:23:32,599 --> 00:23:34,039 Oh, God. 480 00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:38,319 Our European visit got turned into a one-way trip to hell and back. 481 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,519 - That's actually a return. - You know what? 482 00:23:40,599 --> 00:23:43,359 Could you just shut it just for like two seconds? 483 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:46,039 - Why don't we go? - We've got to cut this lunch short. 484 00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:48,680 But you're gonna have your bag forever, so what the fuck? 485 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,640 Kent: Good afternoon, gentlemen. 486 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,240 Dream Metric begins at this second. 487 00:23:55,319 --> 00:23:57,599 Today is ground zero. Mike. 488 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,079 Right. 489 00:24:00,519 --> 00:24:02,359 This is the index to America. 490 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,680 It will let us know how people will vote 491 00:24:04,759 --> 00:24:06,640 before they even know themselves. 492 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,519 This program revolutionizes the way we think 493 00:24:09,599 --> 00:24:11,759 about the way we think. Mike. 494 00:24:11,839 --> 00:24:13,480 It's exciting. 495 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,279 "Within the last hour, the German chancellor 496 00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:21,119 expressed his disappointment at the remarks." 497 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,279 Who the hell does he think he is? 498 00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:25,759 "'George Dennis' of 'Le Monde' 499 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:28,799 called the vice president a typical American hick." 500 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:32,400 - I think it's pronounced Georges Denis. - I'm not a hick. Screw you, Depardieu. 501 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,079 I think it just got on Reddit and Tumblr and just exploded from there. 502 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:41,200 Uh, those words sound mighty familiar. 503 00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,359 Jonah? 504 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,079 I just liked the song so much. 505 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:53,200 And I thought you wanted it out there, so I just put it out there. 506 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,720 Get off the plane. 507 00:24:57,799 --> 00:24:59,359 What? 508 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,920 - Get off of the plane. - Ma'am, we're taxiing. 509 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,119 I don't give a shit. Get the fuck off my plane. 510 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,319 Yeah, get the fuck off of my plane. 511 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,799 I cannot believe that you put that out on Tumble. 512 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,279 - No, Tumblr. - Okay. 513 00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:16,559 - Stop the engines! - Can we get Jonah off the plane? 514 00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:19,039 All of your privileges are gonna be removed. 515 00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,559 - Okay, but not the parking. - Yeah, the parking. 516 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,519 - You have parking? - Not anymore. 517 00:25:23,599 --> 00:25:26,000 - Yeah, not anymore. - But I didn't even own a car. 518 00:25:26,079 --> 00:25:27,480 I just had to sign a two-year lease for the Nissan Cube. 519 00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:30,680 - Get him off. - Okay, guys, my bag is in the hold. 520 00:25:30,759 --> 00:25:32,519 - Does he have a big bag? - Gary. 521 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,400 - Okay. - Better? 522 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:37,880 - It's all good. - It's all good. 523 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,440 - I'm fine. - Totally fine. 524 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,000 Great. 525 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,240 How long is this flight? 526 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,200 Numbers, they never end, do they? 527 00:25:57,279 --> 00:25:59,960 But that's what's good about them-- they keep going. 528 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,079 Gary: Aw. 529 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:08,039 He should really be on suicide watch. 530 00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,720 Yeah, make sure he goes through with it. 531 00:26:10,799 --> 00:26:12,240 ( laughs ) 532 00:26:12,319 --> 00:26:14,559 That's the Latino vote, right? 533 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,119 That thing? 534 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,599 - Mike, my office. - Yes, sir. 535 00:26:30,519 --> 00:26:32,680 Pen. 536 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:35,759 I leased a Nissan Cube from you the other day. 537 00:26:35,839 --> 00:26:38,559 What are my options if I don't need it anymore? 538 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,920 Can I just give that back? No? 539 00:26:45,279 --> 00:26:47,079 ( sighs ) Paper. 540 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,160 ? Help the oil lobby, Bobby ? 541 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,599 ? Don't piss off Wall Street, Pete ? 542 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,680 ? Don't mention Israel, Catherine... ? 543 00:27:06,839 --> 00:27:09,000 ( crowd cheering ) 544 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:14,039 ? Get out of DC ? 545 00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:16,599 ? Steve. ? 546 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,799 ( crowd cheering ) 547 00:27:20,319 --> 00:27:21,720 Selina: Yeah! 548 00:27:21,799 --> 00:27:24,720 English Master Template www.sdimedia.com