1 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:10,000 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:23,440 ( crowd yelling ) ( siren chirps ) 3 00:00:23,519 --> 00:00:25,079 Is it okay that I am actually excited 4 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:26,600 to go to an economic summit? 5 00:00:26,679 --> 00:00:28,480 Time to lose your fiscal cherry. 6 00:00:28,559 --> 00:00:31,280 Oh, my God, those protesters shouldn't be allowed so close. 7 00:00:31,359 --> 00:00:34,479 They're just regular people, like you, Gary. Or Amy. 8 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:37,320 Gary: Let me tell you that when you announce 7,000 jobs, 9 00:00:37,399 --> 00:00:38,960 they're gonna be fanning you with those signs. 10 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:42,520 You're gonna be like the "fairy job-mother." 11 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:45,640 I want Selina's job announcement on every network, okay? 12 00:00:45,719 --> 00:00:47,759 I want to hear on the Discovery Channel "We interrupt these sharks." 13 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:50,439 Thanks for sending me the speech, Mike. It's perfect... 14 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,320 - Great. - ...ly shit. 15 00:00:52,399 --> 00:00:54,000 Your first drafts are always terrible. 16 00:00:54,079 --> 00:00:58,000 - That's my fourth. - Dan, put the Mike hazing on pause. 17 00:00:58,079 --> 00:01:00,000 Why are we bringing Selina's personal trainer everywhere? 18 00:01:00,079 --> 00:01:02,200 Trainers help release endorphins. 19 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:05,159 I think it's a good idea. Next time I'll get a clown and cheer you up. 20 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:07,120 Oh, good, a two-clown entourage. 21 00:01:09,239 --> 00:01:11,239 Ben: This is Clifford Powell, Rheingold Plastics. 22 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:13,280 He makes the sipping lids for coffee cups. 23 00:01:13,359 --> 00:01:16,158 How do you do? So you're the guy who keeps burning my tongue. 24 00:01:16,239 --> 00:01:19,200 ( laughs ) You could wait until it's a drinkable temperature. 25 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,959 Well, that's true. That's true. 26 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:23,799 Whoa, don't look now, but nine o'clock, ex-hubby. 27 00:01:23,879 --> 00:01:26,439 - Hey, I'm Andrew. - You see that tie? 28 00:01:26,519 --> 00:01:28,480 - It's hideous. - Horrendous. 29 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,000 - Suits him. - Yeah, it does. 30 00:01:30,079 --> 00:01:31,640 Andrew Meyer, dick on fire. 31 00:01:31,719 --> 00:01:34,400 The metal skeleton, you know, 32 00:01:34,479 --> 00:01:37,239 within the structure itself is useless, 33 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:40,200 but then you put this black fabric 34 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:41,959 hexagonal-shaped thing on it, 35 00:01:42,039 --> 00:01:44,400 and you have an umbrella. And it's a winning team. 36 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:46,239 And I like to think of it as a metaphor. 37 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:48,920 You know, don't you think-- - Sorry to interrupt. 38 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,598 There's been a shooting across town. 39 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:53,200 Three dead-- one of them was Emily Lafuente. 40 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,878 Emily Lafuente, the journalist? 41 00:01:56,239 --> 00:02:00,799 She was a vicious bitch and a fuckin' drunk. 42 00:02:00,879 --> 00:02:02,840 But that's sad news. 43 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:04,760 She was a Pulitzer Prize winner. 44 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,040 You don't have to do the whispering. It's just me. 45 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,680 - She was a Pulitzer Prize-- - I know-- now, of course. 46 00:02:09,759 --> 00:02:14,478 - Ma'am, there's been... - A shooting. You heard it now? 47 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:17,840 So now what's gonna happen? Is this gonna completely overshadow 48 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:19,800 my Turville jobs announcement, or what? 49 00:02:19,879 --> 00:02:22,199 Here's what we're gonna do. Mike, you will put out a statement 50 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,520 about the shooting, okay? Not too wordy for once. 51 00:02:24,599 --> 00:02:26,719 How about I have the veep put her arms like in "Platoon" 52 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:29,520 and scream, "Why?" Too wordy? 53 00:02:29,599 --> 00:02:31,199 - Dan, do you have a minute? - Yes. 54 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,879 You seem to be having me going to all these music awards. 55 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,719 Nobody watches MTV anymore. 56 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,520 I feel like you're trying to hide me. 57 00:02:38,599 --> 00:02:40,439 Catherine, I can't send Mike and Ben to Coachella. 58 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:45,599 But you're hip. You're "deck," you know? Deck's a thing, right? 59 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:48,360 - Gary: Oh, ma'am-- - Oh, God. Minna Hakkinen? 60 00:02:48,439 --> 00:02:50,840 Remember her husband fondled your left breast? 61 00:02:50,918 --> 00:02:52,439 What do you think, I'm gonna forget that? 62 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,478 I've got a thumbprint there. 63 00:02:55,199 --> 00:02:57,240 - Oh. - Madame Vice President. 64 00:02:57,319 --> 00:03:00,560 Oh, Madam Ex-Prime Minister of Finland. 65 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:03,639 I do wonder why it is you are here. 66 00:03:03,719 --> 00:03:05,479 I am giving the keynote address, 67 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,319 I am giving a talk on economics. "The Finnish Wilf." 68 00:03:07,759 --> 00:03:10,560 - "Wolf." - Oh, hello. 69 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:12,240 - "The Finnish Wolf." - Yes. 70 00:03:12,319 --> 00:03:14,039 - And there is my book. - Oh. 71 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:15,560 - And what is that called? - "The Finnish Wilf." 72 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:18,639 - It's "wolf." - Yeah, I got it. You can go. 73 00:03:18,719 --> 00:03:20,599 I am seeing other people walking around 74 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,159 with the retractable ones, and that is-- 75 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:25,800 We only have them on lanyards. - I understand that. 76 00:03:25,879 --> 00:03:27,759 I want a lanyard with a retractable one. 77 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,840 Do you have any idea who I am?! 78 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:31,759 Jonah, come here. You know, sometimes 79 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:34,319 I feel like there's a nine-year-old boy inside of you 80 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,039 - just operating the levers. - You see what I've got to deal with. 81 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:38,719 I don't care. Photo op, tomorrow. 82 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,560 Maddox-Selina-- Queensbury rules. 83 00:03:40,639 --> 00:03:44,599 - Minimum four-second handshake. - Minimum 6 seconds and a toothy smile. 84 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,199 Perfect. We've got to prove they don't hate each other. 85 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,000 - Absolutely. - Okay. And this is it. 86 00:03:49,079 --> 00:03:52,599 - This is it. This is it. - This is it. 87 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:55,400 - And I don't want any funny business. - No funny business. 88 00:03:55,478 --> 00:03:58,879 Oh, did you see this? Look at this action. Ka-pow! 89 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,439 This handshake is gonna show that there is no Maddox-Meyer feud. 90 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:04,599 And if there was, by the way, it would be a "Meyer-Maddox" feud. 91 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,680 Yeah, yeah. She would go first. That's right. 92 00:04:07,759 --> 00:04:10,560 So, Amy, how's not being campaign manager 93 00:04:10,639 --> 00:04:13,439 - not working out for you? - Really, it's fine. 94 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,520 Selina and I have developed 95 00:04:15,599 --> 00:04:18,480 a good friendship over the years and she tells me everything, anyway. 96 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,879 I never pegged you two as friends. 97 00:04:20,959 --> 00:04:22,800 You always seem kind of tense around her. 98 00:04:22,879 --> 00:04:24,920 I look tense, 99 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,040 because-- yes, well, one, I have broad shoulders, 100 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,920 and, two, because that's the job. 101 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,439 The job is what makes me look tense. 102 00:04:32,519 --> 00:04:35,920 But underneath the tension, I'm really very relaxed. 103 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,439 Have you heard about Emily Lafuente? 104 00:04:38,519 --> 00:04:41,319 - It is so awful. - Such a tragic thing. 105 00:04:41,399 --> 00:04:43,600 I'm sorry to say, in your country you have too many guns. 106 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,199 Way too many. But I think we have a little problem, 107 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:47,920 and it's called the Second Amendment. 108 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,079 People think it's their birthright, you see. 109 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:53,480 - To give guns to babies? - Well, only in Arizona. 110 00:04:55,199 --> 00:04:58,279 - Minna, I've made a joke. - And me also, I made a joke-- 111 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,199 for giving the guns to the babies. 112 00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:02,680 Because I know you don't give the guns to the babies. 113 00:05:02,759 --> 00:05:04,439 No, of course not. It would be dangerous. 114 00:05:04,519 --> 00:05:06,800 - Yeah. Bang! - No, it would be awful. 115 00:05:06,879 --> 00:05:09,480 - Amy, Amy. Ray's here. - I see. 116 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,480 He practically fixed my shoulder. He's not just a personal trainer, 117 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:16,879 he's like a personal Jesus. And he could help you with your-- 118 00:05:16,959 --> 00:05:19,439 - well, really everything, actually. - What are you talking about? 119 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:21,879 I've been watching you. I see all of this tension. 120 00:05:21,959 --> 00:05:24,000 Where do you want to start, neck or spine? 121 00:05:24,079 --> 00:05:25,920 I could break both, if you'd like. 122 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,399 All right, well... 123 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,399 I dig a challenge. 124 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:31,519 Maybe you should work on North Korea first-- 125 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:35,079 get them to relax, and work your way up to Amy. ( strained chuckle ) 126 00:05:35,159 --> 00:05:38,519 Minna Hakkinen. The Finnish Fox! 127 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,120 - Wolf. - What? 128 00:05:40,199 --> 00:05:42,519 - It's "wolf." - Oh. Thank you, Gary. 129 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,079 Are you part of "Team Veep"? 130 00:05:45,159 --> 00:05:48,560 Sure. You and the veep been talking jobs? 131 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:50,159 Actually, no. 132 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:53,159 We were talking about the sad death of Emily Lafuente. 133 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:54,959 Just so sad. I hate murder. 134 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:56,560 In fact, I agreed with Selina. 135 00:05:56,639 --> 00:05:58,279 She said the Second Amendment you have, 136 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,560 it's really a problem. You have far too many guns here. 137 00:06:00,639 --> 00:06:03,639 Shit the fuck-- she said that? 138 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,800 Selina: Oh, God. I haven't bent this far since I was 139 00:06:07,879 --> 00:06:11,120 five centimeters dilated. 140 00:06:11,199 --> 00:06:13,480 And right leg is mine. Let's go. Up. 141 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,560 Selina: Am I glowing? I feel like I'm glowing. 142 00:06:15,639 --> 00:06:18,199 - Let's turn out the lights and see. - Can I trust you? 143 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:20,439 ( Selina chuckles ) 144 00:06:20,519 --> 00:06:22,759 All right. Turn it over. Come on. Almost there. 145 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:27,439 - And core. Get it tight. - Um, am I interrupting? 146 00:06:27,519 --> 00:06:29,040 What? No, not at all. 147 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:32,199 I need you to sign off on this statement for the murdered journalist. 148 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:35,959 "Emily Lafuente--" what? I can't read what that says. 149 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,800 - "Lived life to the full." - "We will miss her distinct voice." 150 00:06:38,879 --> 00:06:40,519 - Seems a bit stiff. - It does? Do you think? 151 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:44,639 Yeah. How about, "When she wrote the world listened"? 152 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,480 - Ooh, I like that. - So, you want to go with that? 153 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:50,079 - Yeah. - Okay. 154 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:52,040 - Thanks, Mike. - I guess I can work with that. 155 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,159 - How much more do I have to do? - I'll let you know. 156 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:56,439 I guess Ray is a media consultant part time. 157 00:06:56,519 --> 00:06:59,720 The entourage is getting way too big. 158 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:02,560 We're only days away from an omelette chef and a piano tuner. 159 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:04,720 - What are you doing? - Her jobs speech. 160 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,240 Can I see? 161 00:07:06,319 --> 00:07:09,079 What is "Marimba America"? 162 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,800 Marimba-- that alarm on your phone when you wake up. 163 00:07:11,879 --> 00:07:13,480 It's like, "Wake up, America!" 164 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:16,600 They don't give a shit. You need a soundbite. 165 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:19,279 I wrote a soundbite once and had the entire crowd in tears. 166 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:21,160 Even the police horses. 167 00:07:22,319 --> 00:07:24,399 Touch this. Touch me right here. 168 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,680 - Oh, Ray. Nice work. - Seriously, isn't that incredible? 169 00:07:26,759 --> 00:07:28,160 - Ready, almost? - Here, Amy, touch this. 170 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:31,000 Oh, I don't wanna. I can see-- 171 00:07:31,079 --> 00:07:32,720 - Look at that. - That's nice, ma'am. 172 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,839 Look at you. You're gonna do your own fitness video. 173 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:38,959 - I can improve your posture 6,000%. - Oh, my God. 174 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,959 Well, so can I. I can just take off my shoes. 175 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,600 I don't give up. Gary, you're next. 176 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,519 I'm ready to receive it. 177 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,519 - Ray: Gotta get my oil. - Oh! I love the oil. 178 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,800 - Sandalwood or chamomile? - Wood, please. I'll do the wood. 179 00:07:51,879 --> 00:07:53,480 - Ame? - Yes? 180 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,959 Can I talk to you really quick, just friend to friend? 181 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,319 I like to think of us as friends sometimes, too. 182 00:07:58,399 --> 00:08:00,720 I spend more time with you than any of my other friends. 183 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:03,360 That technically makes you my best friend. 184 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:05,600 What do you think of Ray? 185 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,800 I think that he is an effective temporary hire. 186 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:10,600 I think he's kind of cute. Do you? 187 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:12,959 Yeah, he's very cute. 188 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:15,040 - We're fucking. - Uh-huh... 189 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,399 Don't worry. I can get rid of that 190 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:22,120 in a matter of an hour. 191 00:08:22,199 --> 00:08:23,839 No. - The chicken's off the menu. 192 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,839 No, I don't want to get rid of him. 193 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,839 Why do you think I would want to get rid of him? 194 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:32,200 Because you want to be president? 195 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:35,840 Well, I mean, I can get rid of him then... I guess. 196 00:08:35,919 --> 00:08:37,600 I just wanted you to know. 197 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:39,279 But I don't want anybody else to know, okay? 198 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,960 Especially Dan. Oh, my God. 199 00:08:41,039 --> 00:08:44,440 No, no, 'cause he'll be, "Oh, a crisis. I need a third iPad." 200 00:08:44,519 --> 00:08:47,080 We need to get her on stage faster. 201 00:08:47,159 --> 00:08:51,080 Use a jet pack. Hold on. Mike, why would you send me this shit? 202 00:08:51,159 --> 00:08:54,600 You might as well have just sat on the fuckin' keyboard and sent that. 203 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:57,600 - I wrote it. - Oh. 204 00:08:57,679 --> 00:08:59,240 Well, it's got some good bits. 205 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:00,759 We've got to tweak it a little. 206 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,759 Yes, she's got to get off the stage fast too. 207 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:05,039 Well, stick her in a cannon. I don't know. 208 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:10,799 So, Gary, you know how when a trainer 209 00:09:10,879 --> 00:09:13,200 and a vice president love each other very much? 210 00:09:13,279 --> 00:09:14,919 - They're having sex. - Oh, you know. 211 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,440 Yeah, I figured it out. 212 00:09:16,519 --> 00:09:18,039 - Ah. - I mean, look at him, you know? 213 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,960 - Look at her. My God. - What are you guys talking about? 214 00:09:21,039 --> 00:09:22,559 - The jobs speech. - Yeah. 215 00:09:22,639 --> 00:09:24,879 - Selina and Ray fucking? - Yeah. 216 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:27,360 Yeah, I thought so. Well, watch and learn. 217 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:30,200 Mrs. Meyer. 218 00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:33,600 So Turville Industries-- got a big jobs announcement? 219 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:36,120 Selina: Yeah. Ben, can we slap another restraining order 220 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:39,320 - on this creepy bellboy? - Ben: No problem. 221 00:09:39,399 --> 00:09:41,240 Or how about a drone strike? 222 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:45,159 I don't know what you said to her, but I'm going to find out. 223 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:48,159 - You did this? - We all know Andrew's terrible for her. 224 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,720 So I sourced Ray. He's her new chew toy. 225 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,360 You're a sex trafficker now. How low can you go? 226 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:56,399 - Well, I'm still higher than you. - Okay, listen. 227 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,519 I'm not saying Ray is good enough for Selina. 228 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,639 I 'm just saying I really, really like Ray. 229 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:02,240 We know. You're Ray-curious. 230 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:03,600 Okay, I don't know what that's about. 231 00:10:05,879 --> 00:10:08,080 Ben: So, Ray, is it? 232 00:10:08,159 --> 00:10:10,039 First economic summit, huh? 233 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:11,720 I get it-- "Muscle Mary 234 00:10:11,799 --> 00:10:14,720 don't not understand smart-guy world," huh? 235 00:10:15,799 --> 00:10:17,480 Sorry, I didn't mean to strike a nerve there. 236 00:10:17,559 --> 00:10:20,679 You didn't strike a nerve. I'm just saying... 237 00:10:20,759 --> 00:10:22,799 Because you're in shape doesn't mean you don't know 238 00:10:22,879 --> 00:10:24,960 that "IMF" means "International Money Fund." 239 00:10:25,039 --> 00:10:27,720 "Monetary." Close. 240 00:10:27,799 --> 00:10:31,440 - ( yelling ) - No big business! No big business! 241 00:10:31,519 --> 00:10:34,200 - Why are we coming in this way? - This is the entrance they wanted. 242 00:10:34,279 --> 00:10:36,519 - Selina: Kent? - After this job announcement, 243 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,360 your approval rating will soar 244 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:40,120 like a balloon slipped from a child's hand. 245 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,159 - The thing is that I-- - I'll buy you for a dollar! 246 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:45,039 No! ( squealing ) 247 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:48,840 - Gary and Dan: Oh, my God! - Ray: Stay small, Selina! 248 00:10:48,919 --> 00:10:51,039 - Agent: Go, go,go! - My hair! My hair! My hair! 249 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,840 To the car! To the car! 250 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:55,559 ( Selina yelling ) 251 00:10:55,639 --> 00:10:58,159 Gary: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 252 00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,799 Where the fuck is she?! 253 00:10:59,879 --> 00:11:02,240 - It's okay, she's out! - Holy shit, you dick! 254 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:04,840 - Give me your fuckin' gun! I'll shoot his balls off! 255 00:11:04,919 --> 00:11:07,080 - Oh, God. - Who's okay? Are you okay? 256 00:11:07,159 --> 00:11:09,759 Yes, I'm fine. That fucking guy! 257 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,639 The vice president is fine. 258 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:14,240 Wait a minute. Stop the car. I've got 7,000 jobs to announce. 259 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,159 - We can't let you do that, ma'am. - Yeah, you can let me do that. 260 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:19,519 - I gotta do it. - Catherine was being a good daughter. 261 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:22,120 - What...? - You punched that motherfucker. 262 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:25,320 You punched that guy square in the face. 263 00:11:25,399 --> 00:11:27,080 No, I hate violence. 264 00:11:27,159 --> 00:11:30,080 That means you're really good at it and you didn't even know it. 265 00:11:30,159 --> 00:11:31,639 Catherine: No! 266 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:35,399 - All: Oh! Ooh! - Ray: Wow, what reflexes. 267 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:38,519 - ( staff cheers ) - Oh, my God! 268 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,879 Oh, my God! 269 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,879 I should have done more. I'm so sorry. 270 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,919 I should have just flung myself in front of you. 271 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,639 I feel like you're attacking me. It's kind of irritating. 272 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,399 Okay, just back off. 273 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,639 - Catherine is taking an ice bath. - Selina: Catherine's fine. 274 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:52,559 - Oh, good. - The fate of the protestor 275 00:11:52,639 --> 00:11:56,480 - is unknown at this time. - You know what? 276 00:11:56,559 --> 00:11:59,840 My schedule's completely fucked up now. You've got to call Sue. 277 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:03,240 My neck-- I need your fingers on my neck, Ray. 278 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:06,080 - ( phone ringing ) - Miss Wilson's phone. 279 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,799 - Kent, is that you? - Well, I am everywhere. 280 00:12:07,879 --> 00:12:10,080 Can you not hear me singing in the wires? 281 00:12:10,159 --> 00:12:13,440 Okay... I think Kent is high. 282 00:12:13,519 --> 00:12:15,799 - Selina: Really? - Kent: I'm passing you to Susan now. 283 00:12:15,879 --> 00:12:17,799 - Stand by. - Hello. 284 00:12:17,879 --> 00:12:20,399 - Dan: Sue? - Mr. Davison has important news. 285 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:21,960 I'm passing you to him right now. 286 00:12:22,039 --> 00:12:24,240 Jesus Christ. What is going on between you two? 287 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,559 You and a telephone. 288 00:12:26,639 --> 00:12:29,279 We have a negative influx, narratively speaking. 289 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,159 Dan: You're numbers are gonna rocket after this, ma'am. 290 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:35,399 - No, they're not. - "There are way too many guns. 291 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:38,320 The Second Amendment is a problem." 292 00:12:38,399 --> 00:12:40,559 - Ma'am, did you say this? - Dan: What? 293 00:12:40,639 --> 00:12:42,960 No. What the hell are you talking about? 294 00:12:43,039 --> 00:12:45,720 Why would I say something so fucking stupid? 295 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,720 - Minna Hakkinen says you did. - Why would--? 296 00:12:47,799 --> 00:12:49,799 She just kicked us off the fuckin' cliff. 297 00:12:49,879 --> 00:12:52,039 - What?! What?! - What the fuck is her problem? 298 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:55,519 That Finnish fart! 299 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,399 - Ma'am-- - Maybe I did say that to her, 300 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:01,240 but there was no reason for her to be talking about it. 301 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,799 Do you realize what you've done? 302 00:13:02,879 --> 00:13:04,600 You just picked a fight 303 00:13:04,679 --> 00:13:07,600 with the jumpiest hundred million people I can possibly think of. 304 00:13:07,679 --> 00:13:09,240 Mike: Do we have to talk guns? 305 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,919 I wish we were still on abortion. That was easy. 306 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,960 Ben: Fuck. We've got to blow away this gun issue 307 00:13:15,039 --> 00:13:17,519 before we can do anything about a jobs speech. 308 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,039 And we still have the Maddox handshake. 309 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:22,240 I'm not doing that. That's out-- I'm not doing it! 310 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:23,879 If you don't do the handshake, 311 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,120 it's gonna be a big "who snubbed who" shitstorm 312 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,919 big enough to shut down an airport. 313 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,960 I'm done with this. I've had it. 314 00:13:30,039 --> 00:13:32,240 I need R&R. I need rest. 315 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:34,960 I need "Ray-creation." Just had it. 316 00:13:35,039 --> 00:13:37,360 Yeah, I just-- I'm wiped, you know? 317 00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:41,360 Kids... 318 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:45,320 can we all just agree here that Selina's fucking Ray? 319 00:13:45,399 --> 00:13:47,120 I mean, only a moron couldn't see that. 320 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:50,000 Selina and Ray are fucking? 321 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,679 Sue: Uh, I'm still on speaker here. 322 00:13:51,759 --> 00:13:53,200 And so is Mr. Davison. 323 00:13:53,279 --> 00:13:56,000 - Kent: Hello again. - Shit. 324 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:59,559 Selina: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Oh, God, my hair's caught in the desk. 325 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,240 What is this on my forehead? 326 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:03,639 - Ray: The imprint of the bath mat. - Selina: It is? Really? 327 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:06,600 God, this is so humiliating. 328 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,159 In years to come, a therapist will have me acting this out with dolls. 329 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,039 Gary: I always hated that. 330 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,039 I just want to check that Mom's okay. 331 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,480 And about her big jobs announcement? There's something she needs to know. 332 00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:19,279 - She's practicing her speech. - I'm sorry? ( knocking ) 333 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:22,200 Mom, all of this stuff Dan has me doing-- really? 334 00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:25,159 I throw one punch, and all of a sudden I'm "America's Next Top Redneck." 335 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,519 - Mom! - Catherine, what is it, honey? 336 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,159 I'm in the middle of working on-- 337 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,039 What's with your hair? It's all messed-- 338 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,799 - Oh, my God. - What? 339 00:14:33,879 --> 00:14:37,120 - That is not your shoe. - So what? What difference does-- 340 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,679 Hey. You must be Andrew. 341 00:14:39,759 --> 00:14:41,679 And you must be kidding. 342 00:14:41,759 --> 00:14:44,320 No, I'm Ray. I'm Selina's wellness advisor. 343 00:14:44,399 --> 00:14:46,440 What, the Pilates made your shirt fly off? 344 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,440 You do need to put some clothes on, okay? 345 00:14:48,519 --> 00:14:50,799 Mom, not the help. Jesus, that's tacky. 346 00:14:50,879 --> 00:14:52,320 Wow. What's with the patronizing? 347 00:14:52,399 --> 00:14:53,919 I've got two gyms and a shake business. 348 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,879 - Yeah. - Have you no dignity, 349 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,879 or do you order that in as well? 350 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:01,559 Oh, wow! Unbelievable! 351 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,720 Okay, everybody is very tired, it was a long day. 352 00:15:03,799 --> 00:15:05,519 Nobody likes sex, let's disperse. 353 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,399 There is a jazz trio downstairs that's fantastic. 354 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,679 - Who likes jazz? - Kenny G can blow the storm up. 355 00:15:11,759 --> 00:15:13,320 I was talking about the others. 356 00:15:13,399 --> 00:15:15,000 We are going to need a bigger hallway. 357 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,600 Oh, my God, it's the Finnish Funnelmouth. 358 00:15:17,679 --> 00:15:20,200 - Madame Vice President. - Madame Ex-Prime Minister. 359 00:15:20,279 --> 00:15:22,799 - Hello. - I wish to express 360 00:15:22,879 --> 00:15:26,519 my deepest and most profound regret for what happened today. 361 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:30,519 There is on your team a leaking gentleman. 362 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,879 - What? Who on my team? - On your team. 363 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:36,720 I don't know his name, but he is like in Central Europe-- 364 00:15:36,799 --> 00:15:40,720 there is a bad companion for Santa Claus. 365 00:15:40,799 --> 00:15:43,720 He comes on Christmas and, if the children are naughty, 366 00:15:43,799 --> 00:15:45,519 he takes away the presents. 367 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,159 - Rudolph. - Minna: No, no. 368 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,360 It's like a man, but it's very tall. 369 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,080 - Amy: Jonah! - It's Jonah? 370 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:54,200 - He's not on our team. - At all. No. 371 00:15:54,279 --> 00:15:58,200 I am so sorry. I would like you to understand 372 00:15:58,279 --> 00:16:01,879 that in my country, politics is a lot more honest. 373 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,919 In your country, people fuck snow. 374 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,600 And I hope you understand 375 00:16:06,679 --> 00:16:08,759 that I say that with the utmost respect. 376 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:11,720 I'm under enormous pressure 377 00:16:12,519 --> 00:16:17,320 having been attacked by the Statue of Liberty earlier this day-- no, no. 378 00:16:17,399 --> 00:16:20,000 - I am so sorry-- - Thank you, yes. Good night. 379 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,159 - Good night. - My room is just next door. 380 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,720 - Oh, great. - I want to make you aware 381 00:16:25,799 --> 00:16:27,279 that today I purchased ear pligs. 382 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,360 - Ear plugs. - Oh, ear plugs. Okay. 383 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,639 Not every country likes to eavesdrop. 384 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,000 - ( Ray laughs ) - Minna: Yes. 385 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,120 - Minna: It's a joke. - Yeah, it's a good one. 386 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,240 - No, we got it. - Sweet dreams. 387 00:16:40,039 --> 00:16:42,960 Okay. Who needs what? 388 00:16:43,039 --> 00:16:44,519 You go first. 389 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,120 To begin with, I was coming to talk to you about the fact 390 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,240 - that Dan has me doing all these-- - You must speak with Dan, not to me. 391 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,559 - Next. - I came up-- 392 00:16:52,639 --> 00:16:55,240 you know what? Forget it. 393 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,720 Music to my ears, Andrew. 394 00:17:00,399 --> 00:17:01,960 - Try these Persian balls. - Ooh. 395 00:17:02,039 --> 00:17:05,160 Dan? I am not gonna talk to radio stations 396 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:08,680 that have eagles in the logo or call themselves the "voice of reason." 397 00:17:08,759 --> 00:17:11,920 - Selina: Yes, let me-- - Oh, ma'am... 398 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,839 We're reaching out to the gun lobby right now. 399 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,559 Mike has written a speech that I think should neutralize the entire issue. 400 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,358 - Ninth draft. - Selina: Great. 401 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,440 Okay, everybody listen up. 402 00:17:20,519 --> 00:17:23,598 Ray has got kind of a fabulous idea, I think. Go. 403 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:27,240 The vice president goes to a gun show. 404 00:17:27,319 --> 00:17:29,319 - Amy: Huh...? - Mike: What? 405 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,000 - You mean the Wayne County Gun Fair? - Yes. That's the one. 406 00:17:32,079 --> 00:17:34,240 - Good for you, Sue. - This is a gun show for women. 407 00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:36,640 - That's right. - Women with guns are less threatening. 408 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:40,519 Exactly, because they're not nut jobs. Case in point, by the way. 409 00:17:40,599 --> 00:17:42,920 This could be good, "Feminism Reloaded." 410 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,960 - There's no time. - Sue: You can do this, ma'am. 411 00:17:46,039 --> 00:17:48,920 We'll have to push the speech back 30 minutes, so you'll need to be fast. 412 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,359 Yeah, fine. I can be fast. 413 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:54,000 Well, I'm not going to a fucking gun show. 414 00:17:54,079 --> 00:17:56,319 Uh, yes, you are going to a "fucking gun show," 415 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,599 even if I have to put a gun to your fucking head. 416 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:02,279 Dan: We can make this work. We do shake, show, speech all in 90 minutes. 417 00:18:02,359 --> 00:18:04,160 You know what? Today is the day 418 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:07,039 - that Selina Meyer's campaign begins. - You say that once a week. 419 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,960 We're gonna need road maps. Scramble 30 extra cops, 420 00:18:10,039 --> 00:18:13,359 tell my mother to push the weekly call to Wednesday. Let's plan this beast. 421 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,839 Oh, we're gonna need cookies, too. 422 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,000 Selina: I can't hold this. 423 00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:20,119 - You ready, ma'am? - Yeah, but he's on my good side. 424 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,839 - I need to be on that side. - No, that's your good side. 425 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,440 Why can't you ever remember what my good side is? 426 00:18:24,519 --> 00:18:26,559 - No, this-- - Hey, George. 427 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,680 - Hey. Do you mind if I stand here? - Madam Vice President. 428 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,200 - Sure, sure, go ahead. - Great. 429 00:18:30,279 --> 00:18:31,960 How are you doing? I was really, really worried. 430 00:18:32,039 --> 00:18:33,799 Don't be worried. Have you been fishing? 431 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,960 Doing a little bit. Trying to reel that big one in. 432 00:18:36,039 --> 00:18:37,599 ( laughs ) Fantastic. 433 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,640 You know, ma'am, I think we need to get going. 434 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,279 - Oh, yeah. - Okay, guys, that's it. 435 00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:45,119 Three, two, one... boom. 436 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,559 ( clicking ) 437 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,799 Okay, that's it. Show's over, all right? 438 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,759 You got your TIFFs and your JPEGs. No more. 439 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,480 ( siren wailing ) 440 00:18:54,559 --> 00:18:57,759 Amy: "Veep's campaign needs a helping hand." 441 00:18:57,839 --> 00:19:00,240 How the fuck do you screw up a handshake, Mike? 442 00:19:00,319 --> 00:19:01,839 It's four fingers and a thumb. 443 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,720 Jonah had a good idea. We've never planned for that. 444 00:19:03,799 --> 00:19:07,519 - Great hand job, pal. - Okay, you guys. Can we calm down? 445 00:19:07,599 --> 00:19:09,920 We're about to go to a roomful of guns. 446 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,119 I don't think we're exactly in the right headspace. 447 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,839 - That's a good point. - Selina: Oh, yeah, we are! 448 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,599 - Oh, yeah! - You're gonna be great. 449 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:20,400 All right, shut your mouth and then shut the road. 450 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:21,960 And if you don't like my tone, 451 00:19:22,039 --> 00:19:23,920 you're really not going to like Guantanamo Bay. 452 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,920 ETA, 3.9 minutes. 453 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,960 Okay, ma'am, you need to be conservative and liberal. 454 00:19:29,039 --> 00:19:31,519 - What? - Look at guns, but don't touch guns. 455 00:19:31,599 --> 00:19:33,480 - Oh, God. - Don't even say the word "gun." 456 00:19:33,559 --> 00:19:35,319 Use words like "protection" or "assurance." 457 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,960 But in context. Don't say, 458 00:19:37,039 --> 00:19:38,920 "Freeze, or I'll protect your fucking head off." 459 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,319 Madam Vice President, we're so glad you're okay. 460 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,119 - I'm fine. - Thanks for coming. 461 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,240 It really means a lot to us "ladies who load." 462 00:19:45,319 --> 00:19:48,359 - ( cheering ) - Thank you. 463 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:52,000 Oh, wow. Look at this well-defended picnic table. 464 00:19:52,079 --> 00:19:55,880 Covered in all these... things that defend. 465 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,720 And look at that one. It's so tiny-- 466 00:19:58,799 --> 00:20:00,480 Okay, I'm going to tell you something so uncanny. 467 00:20:00,559 --> 00:20:03,279 This color is exactly Catherine's favorite color 468 00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:05,400 when she was a little girl. Look here, honey. 469 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,440 Although this would not have been a good present for her, 470 00:20:08,519 --> 00:20:11,559 'cause she was a toddler with a temper. She was so mad. 471 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,359 - I wasn't. - Just say you were mad. Doesn't matter. 472 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,200 - These are, like, tommy guns. - Yeah, from an old-timey movie. 473 00:20:17,279 --> 00:20:20,079 - Don't you love the old-timey movies? - "Oh, don't shoot!" 474 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:23,839 - Could I get a selfie? - Oh, absolutely. Of course you can. 475 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,880 Hmm? What? Oh. 476 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:29,839 There you go. You got it. Perfect. Is it good? 477 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,759 I hope it's good. We've gotta go. Come on, honey bunny. 478 00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:35,839 This one is upside down, so if you were doing a back bend or something... 479 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:40,039 - Someone's face is on a T-shirt. - Are you kidding me? 480 00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:42,759 I wish my daughter could bust heads like you, young lady. 481 00:20:42,839 --> 00:20:47,000 - Is that my face? - Yeah, it is. Wow. 482 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,720 She is not gonna like that. 483 00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:52,079 - She's an adult. - Do you mean Catherine or Selina? 484 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,160 Amy: Thank you for showing us around. 485 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,400 - On that note, I think we have to go. - "Make my day." 486 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,319 Thank you very much, everyone. 487 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,000 ( chanting ) Catherine! Catherine! 488 00:21:00,079 --> 00:21:02,480 Selina: Just one freaky dyke after another. 489 00:21:02,559 --> 00:21:04,680 ( siren wails ) 490 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,880 Go left on Jefferson. 491 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,720 We fixed the traffic lights. 492 00:21:10,799 --> 00:21:13,279 We diverted a parade for Polish Americans. 493 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,200 We put more cops on the route. 494 00:21:15,279 --> 00:21:18,119 I've seen that part of town. There's nothing there worth stealing. 495 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,000 - Dad! - Hi. Selina? 496 00:21:23,079 --> 00:21:25,519 Oh, my God. What is with you? Kitchen's closed. 497 00:21:25,599 --> 00:21:27,119 This is about the Turville jobs. 498 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,799 What about the Turville jobs? 499 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,799 I've got buddies on the board and I hear they're defaulting on their loans. 500 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,279 They've got six months, tops. 501 00:21:34,599 --> 00:21:37,200 I would have told you last night, but you had Ray's cock in your ear. 502 00:21:37,279 --> 00:21:38,920 Wait a minute. Do you understand? 503 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,480 I'm about to announce the 7,000 Turville jobs. 504 00:21:41,559 --> 00:21:44,759 - There won't be any in six months. - What am I supposed to do? 505 00:21:44,839 --> 00:21:46,799 Talk about the GDP. Nobody knows what that means. 506 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,519 - Do you know what that means? - Yes, I-- 507 00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:52,119 I've got Kent on the phone. I think I put it on speaker, 508 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,440 - but I might have taken a photo. - Give this to me. Hello? Hello? 509 00:21:55,519 --> 00:21:57,440 Kent: Good news. We've changed your speech 510 00:21:57,519 --> 00:22:00,440 to a friendly Q&A with the host of the panel chair. 511 00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:02,960 Great, no need to announce the jobs that aren't jobs. 512 00:22:03,039 --> 00:22:05,799 Thank you, Kent. Good to hear. 513 00:22:06,279 --> 00:22:09,799 - Andrew: Nobody's gonna ask a question. - Exactly right. 514 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,000 - Who's the panel chair, do we know? - I can look it up-- 515 00:22:13,079 --> 00:22:15,839 Oh, my God, it's the big bad "wilf." 516 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,759 ( sighs ) 517 00:22:18,839 --> 00:22:23,039 That timetable was not a timetable. That was a poem. 518 00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:25,279 ( applause, cheering ) 519 00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:28,079 - Hello, hello. - Hi. 520 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:31,799 - Thank you very much. - Oh, thank you. 521 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:35,119 It's so nice to be here, with friends here. 522 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,519 And, of course, a dear friend right next to me. 523 00:22:37,599 --> 00:22:39,720 Yes, we have met twice. ( laughs ) 524 00:22:39,799 --> 00:22:41,480 - Sit down, please. - Yes. Thank you. 525 00:22:41,559 --> 00:22:43,480 Minna: Thank you. 526 00:22:43,559 --> 00:22:45,960 So I have been asked-- 527 00:22:46,039 --> 00:22:48,079 oh, no, told is more accurate-- 528 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,839 that I must mention 529 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:54,039 that you have a very exciting announcement to make. 530 00:22:57,079 --> 00:22:59,119 You know, it's funny. 531 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,160 I really today wanted to talk 532 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,240 with you and our group here 533 00:23:03,319 --> 00:23:05,960 about the big picture, you know? 534 00:23:06,039 --> 00:23:09,759 The American landscape that we're all in today. 535 00:23:09,839 --> 00:23:12,240 That's sort of the conversation that I'm interested in having 536 00:23:12,319 --> 00:23:14,200 with you and with our friends. 537 00:23:14,279 --> 00:23:18,240 But there is a particular announcement that you wish to make? 538 00:23:18,319 --> 00:23:20,720 Yeah, but I really wanted to talk about 539 00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:24,599 the inspirational entrepreneurs I've met. 540 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:28,240 The men and women who are behind the umbrella skeleton. 541 00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:30,680 If you think about the engineering of it, 542 00:23:30,759 --> 00:23:34,000 it's a beautiful thing to behold, and it's something upon which we rely. 543 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,640 It is written there, what you wish to say. 544 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,599 Well, actually, speaking of writing-- 545 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,000 I hope you don't mind my mentioning this-- 546 00:23:40,079 --> 00:23:42,880 but you have written a book, have you not? 547 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:46,720 "The Finnish Wolf," which sounds quite intriguing. 548 00:23:46,799 --> 00:23:49,279 I don't understand. Do you want me to make the announcement 549 00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:52,640 - about Turville Industries? - No, it's okay. Fine. 550 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,359 We formed a partnership with Turville Industries, 551 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,240 and I'd like to announce that there are gonna be 552 00:23:58,319 --> 00:24:00,279 some new jobs in the Detroit area. 553 00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:02,440 ( applause ) 554 00:24:04,079 --> 00:24:06,880 Yeah, but it's just one component 555 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,279 in the overall picture. It's not a big deal in and of itself, 556 00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:11,039 just to be quite clear about it. 557 00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:14,119 Oh, no. No. It is 7,000 new jobs. 558 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,519 ( applause ) 559 00:24:18,039 --> 00:24:20,920 Please, stand. Don't be so modest. 560 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,480 I think that people will remember the names 561 00:24:24,559 --> 00:24:28,519 Selina Meyer and Turville Industries for a very long time. 562 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,400 Well, if we kill everybody in the room, then we might be okay. 563 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,000 Yeah. Can I kill Minna first? 564 00:24:36,079 --> 00:24:37,599 I stole a pistol from the gun show. 565 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,160 You won't have lied for six months. 566 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:43,079 Oh, that's true. I appreciate that point. Yeah. 567 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,119 - Hey, where is Dan? - Here. Right here. 568 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,599 Okay, why isn't Andrew on the team? 569 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,160 - He should be attached. - That's an excellent point. 570 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,599 I wanted Andrew in the entourage, but Amy said-- 571 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,559 - Amy said nothing. - So what up? 572 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,599 You got it. Yes, ma'am. Sure. 573 00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,559 Guess "Operation Ray" failed, huh? I can write you a statement. 574 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,759 "I resign." Or is that too wordy? 575 00:25:02,839 --> 00:25:05,240 This is really nice, working together as a family. 576 00:25:05,319 --> 00:25:07,000 I actually enjoyed that gun show, you know? 577 00:25:07,079 --> 00:25:08,759 Once I got used to all the regular people 578 00:25:08,839 --> 00:25:10,599 and how fat they were, I really enjoyed it. 579 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:14,599 - Obesity is a huge issue. - Yeah. It absolutely is. It is. 580 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,920 That tie I like. 581 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,759 That's better than yesterday's tie. 582 00:25:19,839 --> 00:25:21,720 You like music. 583 00:25:21,799 --> 00:25:24,440 I can't do this again, Amy. I'm all lied out. 584 00:25:24,519 --> 00:25:26,799 - I mean, I can't. - Selina: That's very direct, Andrew. 585 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,920 Hey, Ray. Can't go in there. 586 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,039 Yeah? And you can't do this. 587 00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:32,759 - ( thud ) - Selina: Why are we on the couch? 588 00:25:32,839 --> 00:25:36,400 - Did she fall? - I'm gonna take that massage now. 589 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,400 - But that way, yes? - Selina: That was quick. 590 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,400 Andrew: I've been taking classes in Reflexology. 591 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,839 Okay, I'll hold that. I got it. 592 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,400 Selina: Andrew, what are you-- 593 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,240 - Ray: Here's good. - Amy: Right here, yeah. 594 00:25:46,319 --> 00:25:48,640 - Ray: Just relax. - Okay. 595 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,880 Ray: Oh, how about there? 596 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,680 Amy: Yeah, still nothing. 597 00:25:55,759 --> 00:25:58,279 You know, it's okay, it doesn't matter-- 598 00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:03,279 ( gasps ) oh-hh... oh, my God! 599 00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:06,400 That's very good. 600 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,720 ( moans )